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lil-artist-blog-fandoms-ocs · 1 year ago

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You're a monster? A creature of the night? The one who was abandoned by god? The one who seeks pleasure in fear and suffering of others? You trying to scare me? Leaning closer, staring me down with the eyes that are capable of breaking minds of little fragile humans? Trying to smell my fear and adrenaline in my blood?

Get kissed, idiot

#mun talks #the same goes to terrifying animatronics #and certain ink creatures #I'll warn to not get close #but if they won't listen it's on them #i have no shame #nor do i have self preservation instinct

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meziniart · 2 months ago

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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

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zealouswitchwerewolf · 6 months ago

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Has anyone seen/written any fics where Danny is so used to being an overpowered menace that danger doesn't even register the same for him anymore. Like he's gone against the likes of undergrowth and vortex, he's obviously not going to be intimidated by a middle aged man with sweaty hands pointing a gun at him.

It's all fine until he leaves Amity and starts being put in mildly dangerous situations that don't bother him at all but everyone around him looks super freaked out? And it can range from like being mugged or one of the DC superheroes facing one of their supervillains while all the civilians run away and Danny just keeps going full on ignoring cause not his circus, not his monkeys, but still.

And then he realizes that his reaction is abnormal and people are starting to stare and he doesn't need the extra attention on him but knows he can't act for shit so he just goes for the most deadpan sarcasm he can muster and goes all "oh, nooooo. This is so bad. I am SO scared." And it just makes the stares worse but by then he's committed to the bit and will throw gradually more concerning stuff about his past in conversations with the most dead expression just to see how far he can take it until someone confronts him about it.

#dc x dp #dpxdc #eldritch danny #danny phantom #danny fenton #please tell me someone's already written this #Batman's developing an ulcer just by listening in but won't stop #because adoption problem #danny casually trauma dumping on innocent bystanders (it's the batfam in civvies) just to get a rise of them #joke's on him tho #they also have no idea what's considered normal

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babacontainsmultitudes · 4 months ago

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He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

#I'M LOSING MY MIND THAT WAS 40 MINUTES OF THE FUCKING EPISODE #dndads #the peachyville horror #dndads spoilers #tony collette #Mack and I were listening to this one together and we have been losing our minds since #I won't be on tumblr much today but I'll have to scroll through later cause WHAT #To be clear: perfect episode #dungeons and daddies #dndads s3 ep. 6 #Also idk if I'll make a separate post about it or not but I actually LOVE that he and Kelsey have some weird history #I'm glad we got a more personal interaction between them at the end there #ALSO DR. MANN YESSSSSSSS #okay that's it for now I've been ug weirdly dizzy a lot this week need to lie down aha #I'm gonna cry why is his backstory an old spice commercial

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moonkhao · 6 days ago

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#STOOOPPPPPPP THEY ARE SO CUTE 🤏🏻

#dunk natachai #the heart killers #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #firstkhao #the heart killers cast #firstkhaotung #LISTEN I LOVE HOW FIRST WAS FOLLOWING THEM TO MAKE SURE THAT KHAO WON'T FALL IN CASE DUNK DROPPED HIM 🤏🏻🥺#(i had to make big gifs bc small gifs wouldn't have done their cuteness justice)#my edits

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koshercosplay · 3 months ago

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statler and waldorf aka the two old gay men from the muppets but what if they were old jews following me around and heckling me when I'm late for shabbat

is this anything

#statler: thank g-d they're running late for shabbat #waldorf: why is that a good thing?#statler: at least we won't have to listen to them sing in shul!#both: DOHOHOHOHOHO #statler: these latkes aren't half bad #waldorf: you're right. they're ALL bad!#DOHOHOHOHOHOHO #these two are EXTREMELY jewish to me!!#you can pry this out of my cold dead hands #muppets #statler and waldorf #jewish headcanons #jewish humor

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canisalbus · 4 months ago

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I really like Machete and Vasco, but I was wondering how many more OCs you have? I remember seeing some kind of dog deity on your twitter account and I've been wondering who it was ever since. 🤔

You can find most if them in my toyhouse! I still haven't added some of the most recent ones, like Ludovica.

My stats there seem to claim I have 97 characters listed, but none of them are as developed and active as Machete and Vasco. Many have just a design and a couple of core traits.

Unfortunately I can't say which one you might've seen back in twitter.

#answered #anonymous #it's a big number but listen #in a world where so many things cost money or other resources #coming up with little dog creatures for fun is 100% free and unobstructive and harmless #if anything it makes you stretch your brain creatively a little and stuff like that is good for you #and even if I want to put focus on just two of them right now it's not like the rest are a limited time thing #they won't expire like an opened can of mayonnaise left in the fridge for too long

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portraitofadyke · 11 months ago

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I love that the whole fandom agreed Stede topped the first time.

However, if you think that's how they will keep doing it forever you are wrong. Stede finally got the man he wanted and got to do something so good with him it made Edward Teach throw out his leathers and become a housewife, and now that he got a taste, this hedonistic little man who found out what Good Sex With Someone You Love is like, is about to try every flavor of it. he will see Ed having a good time and think 'I want what he's having'

And Ed. Look at him and tell me that's not a man who's willing to do anything to make his boyfriend happy, and this is not a look of somebody who Will introduce this repressed man to his prostate later. That's a service top in the making.

They are two super inventive, imaginative men who are so obsessed with each other and trust each other, who live in the middle of nowhere. if you do not think they will invent 858 new ways to have sex, probably publish a new Kamasútra for queer pirates and publish it in hard binding and sell it at the inn's gift shop, you're wrong

#gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd #idk what we're calling them still?#they take turns #like stede said #like stede is defo a power bottom once he gets into it lol #and ed likes it when he takes charge like all the time #also they might not have the most adventurous hardcore sex but when you love one another trust each other and most importantly LISTEN to #each other and your partner's needs it's always a good sex #also stede is definitely an eager learner lol he won't have trouble finding ways to make his loving bf come

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 28 days ago

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I love when characters are sent away from their home at a young age and they're given false hope that they can return if they meet an impossible goal 🙏

#Zuko #and you won't believe this #stanley pines #Listen #Zuko was told to find the Avatar that hadn't been seen in one hundred years #IMPOSSIBLE GOAL #(ignore the fact that he actually did find the avatar)#and Stan was kicked out to get a million dollars #especially since he was kicked out at 17?? in what world smh #If i could take those two and kidnap them to give them a better life I would do it faster than you can say “in a heartbeat” 🙏#gravity falls #avatar the last airbender

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lunar-wandering · 6 months ago

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do y'all think Macaque is falling back into the role that Azure and the others put on him by remaining on the outskirts of the group because he thinks his input/presence is unwanted (and yeah his presence isn't really wanted by MK and the others BUT. something about the fact Macaque is placing himself at the edge of the group, the edge that Azure and the others pushed him to, doesn't really sit well)

#Monkie Kid #lego monkie kid #monkie kid spoilers #lmk spoilers #im gonna be completely honest: i think the only reason Mac HASN'T apologized is cause he thinks they wont listen to it #so he's trying to do things WAY more subtly and it's NOT working out #and when i say ''he thinks they won't listen'' i dont mean he thinks they won't forgive him #honestly the group would be split 50/50 between ''forgives him'' and ''suspicious but willing to let him try''#i FULL OUT mean he thinks they won't listen. that they won't even hear his apology and will just talk over/ignore him #or completely misinterpret what he's saying #THAT'S what he thinks #when he was being the villain he was putting on a show. it's HILARIOUS how obvious his actions are a front when you rewatch s1 and s2 #but like?? being actually him?? he does NOT expect them to listen to him when he's just himself #sort of like a. ''if you want people to listen you have to anger/frighten them into paying attention'' kind of mentality #not a good mentality to have #it DOES explain why he reacts Like That whenever someone does something that indicates they DID pay attention though #like. listen hear me out. i do NOT think Macaque expected MK to remember the Warrior thing.#so when MK brought it up it hit him like a truck #also why he reacts like that when Wukong somewhat seriously answers his ''you know this is just the calm before the storm'' question #+ when Wukong says ''we''#cause he does not consider himself part of the group. hence staying on the outskirts #GOD this guy is such a delicious pack of trauma to dissect. thank you lego for giving me not one #not two #but THREE traumatized monkeys to analyze

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dreamyintersexouppy · 17 days ago

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a lot of tme trans people have gotten to the "genitals do not determine your gender" part, which is good and true, but very few will take the extra step of "genitals do not determine your identity at all" let alone make it to "genitals do not determine your social role but we have a system in place that attempts to force that falsehood into existence and we need to describe it so we know how to live long enough under it to kill it" and so when faced with anyone describing axis of oppression that branch from sexual and gender assignment like transmisogyny or that inform that assignment like racism/misogynoir they fucking crumble and turn into babbling fascists with an innocence complex

#learning the construction of gender in the imperial core was part of justifications for imperialism is kinda important for queer theory guys #but they won't even listen to transfems and use black women as a prop for their bigotry so idk #some of these figureheads seem kinda hopeless when it comes to educating them #bleh

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hibiscusseaart · 1 month ago

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Had a dream today and I'm evolving it as I go here

The main idea that Rin didn't die when she tried to unalive herself by Kakashi's hand, but Obito was already traumatized and got in with Madara's Moon Eye plan. So yada-yada, she's the jinchuriki of Sanbi. BUT the difference was that she decided to come out of the closet (a real tight one cuz of her clan but she almost just DIED what to regret now) that she's actually a guy. So FTM Rin guys. Rin is he/him from now on.

He wouldn't change his personality and crush on Kakashi much. Dude is a medic, have you met medics? My extended family has a lot of medics in ER and other and let me tell you, they're ruthless and give 0 fucks.

Oh and since he's a medic he has top notch access to remove his own boobs and change his hormones fucking manually.

I think he would rethink his crush on Kakashi, like, man, he's a loser, plus it's hard to crush on someone who you thought killed you (even tho you made him) AND Kakashi has doomed love with 'dead' Obito and it's a bummer.

Idk about his name tho, he probably would change it just to, unknowingly, create more confusion for poor Obito, who is SURE that Rin is dead-dead and fucking Konoha didn't even made a grave for her and Kakashi doesn't even VISIT.

Madara and Zetsu obviously don't tell him about his development. They don't need him to have a hope in this world again.

Kakashi is just glad that he didn't kill his teammate and maybe they connect better since "Rin" (listen i NEED a name for him, but i have 0 ideas about meaning or what ever. maybe he'd take something to honor Obito's memory?) doesn't crush on him anymore and maybe he's trans too?? idk about it yet but he might act warmer to "Rin" now.

So Obito is just confused, like WHO is this dude from Nohara clan who is now with Kakashi ALL the time (they're still best friends). He doesn't connect that this brown haired (!) medic (!!) from Nohara clan (!!!) with the same marks (!!!) same age as them (!!!!!) might be Rin. like no, nope, Rin a nice gentle lady, not this smoking dude who yells at Kakashi and curses at him cuz he run away from hospital again.

So yeah Obito is just not impressed. But intrigued. And jealous. He stalks Kakashi AND this guy all the time. May develop a crush on both, cuz "Rin" is still the same at his core.

Kakashi would still go in ANBU cuz Minato asked him (still not sure about it, like yeah lets put deeply traumatized 13 yo in assasin squad good job) and stuff.

So idk how canon would go from there, like i doubt that Minato would let 14 yo jinchuriki near another one at this tense situation, even tho "Rin" could've help.

So yeah Kushiha and Minato die, "Rin" barely holds onto the Sanbi but Obito finds out that the guy is holding them. He doesn't connects the dots. Or he does? His mind just CAN'T hold on to the fact that his Rin MIGHT survived.

But maybe "Rin" was closer to the place where they sealed Kuubi in Naruto (maybe he ran there cuz there's Kuubi rampaging and he HAS to help) so Minato entrusted Naruto to him, not to fucking Sandaime.

So yeah, now "Rin" is Naruto's legal dad at the age of 14 and no one can fucking take him away cuz a) it was Minato's dying wish; and b) just fucking TRY to peer "Rin" away from Naruto, you'll get your hand bitten off and NO arguments work, cuz "Rin", who was trained by Kushina in jinchuriki stuff, can make some sort of turtle shield and he hides in it with his new baby and no one can do anything.

And no one can protect baby jinchuriki better than the other jinchuriki so it's fine. Everyone just accepts it.

(Isobu laughs at Kurama cuz haha im the older sibling now :))

Naruto is bullied less but I think no one can tell him about his parents cuz Sandaime sucks ass. But "Rin" drops HUGE hints cuz he hates Sandaime now too. Like no shit Tsunade left.

Idk what would happen with Obito if he finds out about "Rin's" identity. he'd come back crawling and crying probably. Maybe try to kidnap him and cry more in Kamui.

update: added sketch

#ftm rin #save me ftm rin #rin nohara #kakshi hatake #obito uchiha #kkob #kakaobi #obkk #obikaka #maybe #obrn #obirin #kakarin #???#kkobrin #i like them in poly #listen if anyone wants to make it a fic pls DO i need it #i won't cuz my hands are tried by timetravel tobirama #my art

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kazutora-kurokawa · 5 months ago

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I'm just going to ask this... vampire!rindou x vampire slayer!reader? an encounter that ends with the two of them fucking? 😋

Vampire!Rindou x Vampire Slayer!Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, breaking and entering, reader is lowkey strong asf, biting + bloodsucking, rough sex, unprotected sex+creampie ♡

note: thanks for requesting love 🩷 sorry it's so late

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Rindou was having a peaceful night in, relaxing in his room and messing around with the DJ table Ran had brought him, when he heard a loud crash. He didn't think much of it though, assuming that it was Ran coming home wasted or making a mess in the kitchen. However, he quickly became aware of your presence when you kicked his bedroom door in, knocking it off the hinges.

He jumped out of bed, ready to defend himself before he caught a glimpse of your face. Even though it was partially covered by a mask, he could just tell that you were the prettiest woman he's ever seen in his life. He went from on defense to pure simp, you could've stepped on him and he wouldn't have cared. You can tell he let his guard down and immediately get suspicious, thinking that he's planning on attacking you.

Yet the way he's looking at your body makes it obvious that he has other intentions, and for once in your career, you might just have to make an exception and fuck your target. He looked as if he wanted to absolutely devour you, the desire evident in his eyes as he pounced on you, pinning you on the floor. He bit down harshly on your neck, sucking your blood and biting harder when he felt your nails digging into his back. His hands fumbled with your clothes, purposely groping you in the process.

As soon as he had you undressed, he was all over you. His hands exploring every inch of your body as he listened to the sweet noises that came from your mouth. He stuck his face back into the crook of your neck, nipping at your soft skin and licking the bite marks he left behind. He undid his pants, pressing his tip against your cunt before burying himself inside you. Rindou was immortal, but he'd be damned if your pussy didn't feel like he died and went to heaven.

The way you squeezed him so tightly, taking everything he gave you with a blissed out look on your face, it drove him off the deep end. His thrusts became rougher, his cock hitting every inch of your walls as he felt you gushing around him. He bit down hard on your shoulder as he came inside you, filling you up. He could tell you were just as spent as he was, so using the little bit of strength he had left, he stood up from the floor and carried you to his bed. Obviously he'd have to explain the mess he assumed was in the living room from you breaking in..and his broken door..and you, a literal vampire hunter, being in his bed to Ran the next morning. But for now he was content with laying next to you, gently lapping at the marks on your neck as he fell asleep.

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#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers fanfiction #rindou x reader #tokyo revengers smut #rindou smut #my brain isn't working rn so yeahh #wrote this while listening to Speaker Knockerz #got a yummy kafka idea but my brain won't cooperate with me ☹️#I'm simping for hoshino from kn8 btw like real bad #if I post something about him just know he's mine fr I'm claiming his sexy ass #with his slutty waist 😮‍💨 that shirt was tighttt #the fact that I still have 3 requests 🫠 I'll die before I ever answer them 😭

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niamhthefae · 23 days ago

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my contribution to the thing day! i've spent a lot of time seriously imagining it and managed to draw this up, only to discover i'd lost my lineart pen :/ so this is remaining as a sketch! it's not perfect, despite messing around with it i'm still not quite happy with the current dnp drawings and i cut off the writing (it's supposed to be lyrics from still into you by paramore) but i hope you all like it :)

#dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #phan #dip and pip #phanart #dnp art #15 years #my god #the current one is based on that one thumbnail and the 2009 one is a screenshot from pinof 1 #i love these two #i have a phlaylist that i was listening to while i drew this and i feel like this song was literally made for them #i have a little animatic of them going in my head whenever i listen to still into you #i've done my crafting #now it's time to cry #and go to sleep #and hope that whatever i wake up to tomorrow won't be too world shattering

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etapereine · 3 months ago

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Tadej Pogačar & Jonas Vingegaard + Hands (2024 edition)

2024 Tour de France, Stage 1 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 2 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 7

2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11

2024 Tour de France, Stage 12 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15

2024 Tour de France, Stage 16 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 18

2024 Tour de France, Stage 19 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20

2024 Tour de France, Stage 20 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 20

2024 Tour de France, Stage 21 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 21 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 21

2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony

#somehow. somehow. despite the fact that they only shared one race this year. this is still the longest of these posts by far?#almost twice as long as last year?#also find it hilarious that almost half is just from the podium ceremony #they truly tore those divorce papers up and threw them in the fire #tadej pogacar #jonas vingegaard #tadejonas #pogagaard #tadejonas hands #listen i know the season isn't over but it seems almost certain that jonas won't race again this year so i'm posting this now #if he decides to turn up somewhere else this year and we get more? we'll just cross that bridge when we come to it i guess.

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justl-12 · 2 months ago

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Hey, I'm in love with your Lumiere and Nero arts, so if you're still open to requests can we have something for them both? :D

I made the mistake of listening to 'time will change you' by the crane wives, while drawing these two and now i cannot get them out my head

#Time will change you is such a nero song to me #my art #ask #secre swallowtail #nero black clover #lumiere silvamillion clover #You'll leave behind what doesn't move #Time will change you #We all outgrow our roots #Let go of what won't grow with you #< like you cant tell me that isnt her leaving behind her old life and name as secre to countinue as nero with the black bulls #im having so many thoughts after drawing them while listening to this song

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