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ballercollective · 4 months

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I DONT KNOW WHY I DREW THIS BUT THW WHOLE TIME I WAS SCREAMING "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM????? STOP!!!!!!! HE'S NOT A DO-GOODER!!!!!! STOP IT STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!"

#just system things #i guess #idk at this point #if it was wander i can understand and possibly even forgive him for this tragedy #but if it wasnt #theyll have some explaining to do #regretevator hecctor

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problemduetest4life · 6 months

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Unfortunately Kevin Day is just cursed Jack Zimmerman

#this is a joke #but if it wasnt #Jeremy would be bitty??#I should stop while I’m ahead #kevin day #jeremy knox #aftg #all for the game #omgcp #check please #jack zimmermann

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fleshmouth · 1 year

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stage 1: denial

stage 2: daniel

#trasgenger #transgender #i stole this joke from my friend #im a theif #a criminal #a crook #a tomfooler #a goofball #none of my jokes have been original #unless it was one of the funny ones #then that was mine #but if it wasnt #i stole it

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its-arson-time · 5 months

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this post is meant for mobile users

#arson screams #rb bait #kinda #its-arson-time im so good at this #arson explodes #this post got 1k when i wasnt looking

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hauntedhotel · 5 months

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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

#libraries #we offer tech advice in the library #so it wasnt an out of pocket request #but people really do come to the library for help with the strangest things #its the buffy impulse #when in doubt #go to the library

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stemmmm · 6 months

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never forgive trigger for what they cut

#m.txt #dungeon meshi #anime onlys its time to do your homework #im ASTONISSSHHHHEEEDDDD THIS SHOT WASNT THERE #WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??? THIS IS //THE// ICONIC SHOT

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bootleg-grandpa · 8 days

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Uh..my hand slipped, sorry- didn't mean to make it angsty at the end

Anyway, smol twins meet smol twins- a twinsanity, a tetra-twin, a 2+2

Next (kinda??)

#wasnt thete a game like that??#twinsanity- yep crash bandicoot i remember #gravity falls #gravity falls stanley #gravity falls stanford #gravity falls dipper #gravity falls mabel #stan twins #gravity falls fanart #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #my artt #young ford pines #young stan pines #twins squared au

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willgrahamscock · 8 months

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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

#alex says things #hi hello im back #3 days wasnt even long (went to london) no internet

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mammal-blogging · 4 months

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Birds of Aotearoa! At the very least, a couple of them!

#artists on tumblr #birds #kakapo #kea #takahe #kereru #fantail #waxeye #kiwi’s WIP! i wasnt happy w the pose so im just sitting on it for a bit longer

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fanaticalthings · 2 months

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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hinamie · 19 days

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to moving forward

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #yuji itadori #gojo satoru #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #satoru gojo #jjk manga spoilers #hina.comic #before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma #its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD #im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts #page 8 made me want to bash my head in #could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload #but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it #rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome #i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone #it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards #personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again #oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do

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thebat-musicman · 19 days

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9 year old Dick: If you’re a friendless loser and you know it, clap your hands!

Bruce:

Dick: Clap. Your. Hands.

Bruce: *clap clap*

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12 year old Jason: HEY YOU!

Jason: HEEEEEY YOU!

Jason: HEY! YOU!

Bruce: It’s not polite to not call people by their names, Robin.

Jason: Nice try, Hey You. I know my mentor’s name.

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13 year old Tim: You see this coffee, Bruce?

Bruce: Thank you for making this for m-

Tim: This is my coffee. You are having water. Only people who don’t break mugger’s fingers get coffee.

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Clark: Batman, your Robins are so polite. They must have been a joy to raise.

Bruce, through clenched teeth: Such a joy.

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kiwi · 7 months

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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name

#im living proof! i wasnt always called kiwi but now i am and it rocks #but mostly im just worried about all these kids wayyy oversharing personal info online #not to be like aaaggghh kids these days. but.#um people are sharing their full names and schools and deepest secrets with their FACE ATTACHED #i surely dont need to explain why thats scary #tiktok trends where u share stuff you would Never tell people irl.... WITH!!! YOUR FACE!!!!! IN FULL VIEW!!#WHHH.... WHY...........#Get Scared of Internet Strangers Again Please!

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rival-ado · 1 month

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