#but idk what it is

[m0ther-fvcker]

bro no don’t punch me I’ll get hard

nnooo don’t beat me bloody and bruised I’ll cum

[messrmoonyy]

Those two little ginger freaks have charmed me. I don’t know what this says about me

[theemporium]

who would be the first to call reader and lando mom and dad? Because I feel as even though reader adopted logie and lando brought home Oscar that Logan would call lando das jokingly while Oscar would just slip up and call reader mom. None of them ever get to live it down.

I could see them both calling yous it jokingly because fans tweet and constantly call you their parents

but I imagine a situation where they are both piss drunk and you and lando are just trying to take care of them. they are giggly and stumbling and I imagine they just start saying mum and dad shamelessly

and yous never let them forget😭lando definitely has videos of both of them

[schnuffel-danny]

i am begging everyone who writes google docs callouts to just title the document some shit like "omg look at this demented psychotic schizo lunatic holy shit" so we all know what your whole deal is without having to read the entire 500 page word salad thanks

[crafiet]

Everytime I try to read shoujo romance I just can't take it seriously

[bro-ken-spoon]

I feel like absolute shit and I don’t know whyyyyyyyy

[homemaderaspberryjam]

I haven't listened to the news since 2016 so I genuinely do not know how y'all are pronouncing Kamala here but someone said I was pronouncing it the "racist" way and I'm like I'm so sorry as a Tamil American I pronounced a Tamil name with a Tamil accent.

[stevenrogered]

was pedro pascal filming tlou at the same time as the mandalorian bc how come in this season he barely has any lines and is basically a supporting character lol

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

I FOUND NATIVE PLANTS

Trumpet vine and American pokeweed!!!!

[abyssalcaptain]

having thoughts and feelings about meat

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[retrobr]

I have no excuses and no regrets

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories