#but i'm delusional

[persli]

[girleboy]

imagine if after losing my mind over this competition i don't even make the longlist

[st3ll4rw4v3]

i promise it's not a God complex (Amen) it's a SAVIOR complex

[nebulousfishgills]

Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

[crispykodraws]

Genshin Trash: House of the Hearth Edition

[landrinha]

Listen to me we're watching all the vampire chronicles adapted.

[hayden-christensen]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Replies to Fans Online | Actually Me | GQ

[abigaillazaar]

I'd be the last shred of truth In the lost myth of true love I'd be the sweet feeling of release Mankind now dreams of

[thevioletcaptain]

y'know, the different factions of spn fandom on tumblr do fundamentally and vehemently disagree with each other about a lot of things, and many of the factions actively hate one another, but i just want to say for the record that i appreciate the fact that this site is not overrun with painfully hetero facebook fans. i just saw someone over there saying with their whole chest that they fully expected the finale to have dean meeting jo harvelle in heaven and them getting afterlife married, and someone else angrily responded that this was obviously never going to happen because clearly dean was still in love with lisa braeden who would therefore be his finale bride (i guess this person expected her to die in the finale somehow?), and then someone ELSE responded that they wouldn't want to see either of those things happen because they like to pretend dean is their boyfriend and it would feel like cheating(!!!!) if he ended up with one of them and they'd never be able to fantasize about him anymore. and all of these comments had over a dozen people agreeing with them.

[izu]

BOY!!!!!!!! FRIEND!!! SHIRT!!!!!! BOYFRIENDN SHIRT!! FUCK!!!! nice tattoos johnny cage did your top pick them out for you.

[murasaki-cha]

I mean yeah I didn't actually think Damian would actually believe Anya that easily but man it would have been so funny.

But also it's gonna be hilarious later in their lives when Damian realizes Anya CAN in fact read minds and kicking himself over the fact that she told him when he was FREAKING 6 YEARS OLD and he didn't believe her. Clearly Endo is thinking foreward into the future I see his game I get him.

[misteria247]

We always talk about how Stan looks at Dipper and sees Ford but like what about Ford looking at Dipper and he sees Stan??

Like at first Ford notices how Mabel is a lot like his twin. She's fierce and laid back and tends to just sail through life with an optimistic point of view. She's outgoing and her with Waddles makes Ford see Stanley in her quite a bit. However it takes longer for Ford to see his twin in his grand nephew. It's something small. Ford notices how Dipper seems to keep an eye on Mabel, always ready to stand up for her should the need arise. And the more Ford sees the miniscule details, the more he sees Stanley in the boy. From his sarcastic remarks to his suspiciousness towards others who come off too fake, to his loyalty to his sister. It becomes achingly obvious that Dipper is like Stan in so many ways. And it makes Ford ache something fierce seeing this boy who reminds him of his little brother before life had come along and tore him down.

And one day while he, Stan, Dipper and Mabel are out doing a field search and Stanley and Mabel are further up ahead chatting and joking around. Ford finds himself looking at Dipper and catches his beaming smile and excited form and Ford has to fight the wave of deja vu because he looks so much like Stanley in that moment of peace. So much so that it makes his throat all tight and he finds himself willing to do anything to keep that smile on his grand nephew's face. That smile that's so much like his twin's it's almost painful because of how innocent it is. And as Ford looks up at his twin and grand niece he mentally swears that he'll do whatever it takes to keep these three smiling and happy for as long as he's able. Because he loves them to bits and pieces.

[rosyhue-nightss]

this is NOT how you insult your nemesis.

Smelly probably? How "probably" mister? You two have already spoken face to face...you already know how he smells (ok yes, he doesn't have a nose but neither does Angel Dust and I don't see anyone point out that he doesn't have a sense of smell. Yeah i know he's literally a screen but why write that? Why are you curious about what your archenemy smells like? huh? huuh?? )

Furry? Dumb hair? Lame stick? Gross hoof feet?

TRIANGLE ASS??? Why are you pointing out the shape of your enemy's butt? Why are you looking at his butt?

Look at the state of that drawing??? How long have you kept that portrait?

And why is the drawing so accurate and cool?

The only mockery seems to be the bad smell and you don't even know about that! (and the dildo but I'm sure that was Valentino, and it's debatable whether it's really an insult)

Also, maybe I'm wrong but since Alastor doesn't want to appear on camera I can assume that getting a photo of him is difficult. So can I also assume that this drawing is at least 7 years old? and it was created just because a certain loser missed him and was hurt from being rejected?

They're looking at him so suspiciously...

[taehyunghobi]

[garrywantspasta]

And then, Agatha reached her prize at the end of the Witch's road... (Her sitcom wife and her magic [that's currently inside her sitcom wife].)

[homkamiro]

"Love, huh?"