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i wish there was fantasy that was gooddddd fundamentally my beef with booktok comes from the fact that i'm deeply jealous that those women have an infinite supply of books that will make them happy while i had to be born with taste

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would love to know why spotify has, unprompted, created a daily mix that's just my late mother's music taste

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having a wide leg jeans and black leather loafers moment lately

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i forgot that last year on christmas i concussed myself on the doorframe of my cousin's car and spent the entire period between then and new year in bed

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got my christmas clementines today because i'm leaving the country on boxing day #yay

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Alfred-Arthur Brunel de Neuville (French, 1852–1941), "Kitten"

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i feel like no one under 30 drinks tea or sends christmas cards anymore and those are the bases of civilised society

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i'm always stunned when there are annoying people on the annoying website

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honestly i don't CARE that celaena is god or whatever happens there and i think it's so completely ridiculous that this played out that way. nehemia has no reason to believe she's particularly important. celaena says like fifteen times that she's not as smart or as prepared or as good as nehemia and the narrative treats it like humility but it's the one thing she's ever right about. the person who needs to be alive rn and doing things is nehemia. i'm rewriting throne of glass and celaena's going to die in the sewers and nehemia's going to take down the king and become god within three books and nobody will have straight sex.

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haven't had a chocolate mousse in years

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the ballet was crazy yesterday it was my first time on the balcony and people were soooo badly behaved it made me classist 😔

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im scared. internet archive can you hold me

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people have like all of a sudden started to tell me they think i have a problem with eye contact but not as though it's a new thing it's always something they've noticed since they've known me but everyone's quietly agreed to wait to let me know until now

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hi naomi Glad you're enjoying your halloumi

Hi ladies........its naomi

Theres gonna be a new pabement song but i have a deep and real premonition that stephen didnt write it :(

Also im waiting to hear from a job i really want snd i think i will hear tomorrow.....bwvause they told me i would

Anyway it's a high pressure pre christmas at girlbloke inc..... putting all that aside tho as im eating a nice salad :)

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halfway through being 22 today... for realsies where's my life going

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jeans are surely appropriate for the matinée