#but i'm buying it from a friend of my mom at a steal basically

[guinevereslancelot]

so proud of myself for putting a big part of my last paycheck in my savings like an adult but now im gonna spend all my savings like an idiot 😵‍💫

[lovelykil]

OK OKAY LISTEN TO THIS LISTEN TO MY WORD being friends with the main 4 but they give you princess treatment headcannons😋 😋🤭

─Headcanons─

main 4 x reader older ver.

hc; princess treatment from the main 4

cw; none ⤵

Out of all of them I think we all know who would be most caring and gently with you

kyle, duhh

or kenny 🤔

anyway

Being the only girl in the group it's kinda rough probably even humiliating but it's okay Kyle does his best to treat you well, helping with homework, buying you lunch, driving you anywhere you need to go, and making sure he listens to EVERY detail of the gossip you found out.

Basically like a boyfriend but just friends and no kissing 💁🏾‍♀️

I mean he still rips on you time to time, you're friends with those main 4 obviously but it's to a minimum.

If you just broke up with your boyfriend or girlfriend he's totally like "girl WHAATT, WHAT HAPPENED?"

then once you explain all in tears, snot coming from your leaky nose he brings you close gently rubs your back.

"awh it's okay, you'll be fine I didn't like them anyway.. wanna get ice cream and watch horribly made romance movies?"

you sniffled, nodding and leaning away from him. "Yeah.. I wanna do that.."

"Alright I'll get more tissues to clean you up, you are a hot mess right now."

"I JUST GOT DUMPED, OBVIOUSLY IM GONNA–"

"Tissues..right!"

He's like a mom lowkey when it comes to you

Okay I'm gonna say it right here and now cartman does not give two SHITS for or about you so don't expect much from him

I mean sometimes really random times he'll ask if you want to go get drinks and maybe get your nails done... but very rarely..

"hey fag, wanna go to the mall and.. like buy stuff, maybe get our nails done too?"

"cartman that's like hella faggy.. of course I wanna do that."

You guys go to the mall, look around shop a little here and there (with your eyes) since bro was NOT finna pay for your broke ass 😭😭😭

Jk he DID buy you like a jacket you wanted, only because it looked good on him so he was just like "what the hell?" And bought you it

but just so he can steal it from you

LMAO

He did spoil you with the pedicure though at least 🤷🏾‍♀️

hmm okay stan is soo silly

bro doesn't really care much

you wanna go get drinks, got chu

get wasted on a random Wednesday night? He'll sneak over with boos

you want his shirts to wear cause you think they are cool?

gives you some and some more just for the hell of it

you guys totally match on some days

pretty chill tbh, gives you mostly anything you want he's like the chill dad just drinks all the time

Cannot say the same to Kenny though 🤕

Doesn't have any money so he can't spend much going anywhere with you

But princess treatment isn't all about money sometimes!!!11!!!!

As your friend that's a GUYY he listens carefully to the things you complain about time to time, probably pitching in some things to fix your problems too.

I'd say he likes to braid your hair as you rant off

Take you on walks just to hang out

build some Legos together that he saved up with you 😭😭😭

Quality time is his specialty fr

[docholligay]

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

This is when I'm supposed to tell you about the weight of history and what it is to see the human experience of the human experience all collected into a large building, and how it being labyrinthine is a part of the art itself, giving one the feeling of the human journey, up and down and backwards and lost, always lost, but surrounded by beauty and blah blah I'm sure it would have been very evocative and I'm clever as shit or whatever but honestly one of my FAVORITE things to do in museums is play games with myself. I like to pick categories, and find things that fit them, and here's a sampler of what I found

Something I’d like to steal: 

This punch bowl could very possibly hold two gallons of my sangria in one go, which would enable me to be an even better hostess, not having to constantly be looking to see if the sangria needs to be refreshed with the jugs from the kitchen waiting in the wings. There’s such an intensely organic feel to it, I just think it would feel good to carry this. I feel like I always pick a serving piece for this category--I always spend a lot of time in the functional arts--but in fairness, that’s the things I like and also, it sounds very frivolous to say that I love throwing parties, but it’s a part of connecting with my community, and I think, in some way, serving them. Genuinely, I would love to host something like a Sailor Moon mixer or something if people could teleport in. That’s what I do for my congregation, is basically catering for the shabbat meal. Anyway, I would use the SHIT out of this for the Shabbat meal, and also for parties. 

Something that moved me:

This is The Angel of Death and the Sculptor, and I must have stared at it for five solid minutes. My mom was wondering what in the hell I was looking at, and it was hard to describe. There is something so beautiful about the way the young sculptor is caught by his wrist, in the middle of his art. It will ever be unfinished, but no less the beautiful for that imperfection. The look on his face, as I moved around the piece in the corner of the Parisian-style square set into the Met, that horror and knowledge all in one. The Angel of Death cannot look him in the eye. He does what she needs to do, and then moves on, but that in no way means that each work is wanted, and this is not the act of calling an ill old man home. He was scultping the sphinx! He was doing greatness! But that matters not at all, when Death comes to call. I thought about it a lot then, if I had been alone I might have sat there and written down every fool thought that came into my head, but I wasn’t, and so I moved on, but it was lovely, and I was really touched by it. 

Something I learned: 

I did not know this kind of multi-shelved thing made to hold mostly objects was called an étagère! I had seen them plenty in interiors, but hadn’t connected a name to them.

The ugliest thing i saw: 

This fucking??? “Display platter”??? So it’s a platter, but you can’t use it as a platter because you have the ugliest fuckign fish this side of Billy the Big Mouth Bass over here blocking every useful part of the platter, joined by his good friend why the fuck is there a crawdad desperately trying to escape this place, and several venomous snakes circling the place. This looks like something my beloved and very sexy wife would buy at a garage sale for 2 dollars and put up in the garage because I deemed it too ugly to hang by the dead animal skulls in our house.

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for killing my mom? In my defense, I wasn't given much of a choice (Also she kind of killed me first)

This is a long story that I'm gonna try to make brief. So basically, my (22 M) family is cursed. A supernatural plague sort of thing, it's passed down from generation to generation. My mom used to be the main 'carrier' I guess, but after I was born it was passed onto me

Although it didn't leave her completely, she was in a better position than before. I have reason to believe this was her main reason for having me, to protect herself. It aligns with other actions of hers I've learned about; killing some of our family, trying to steal from others to ensure her own safety (She's been trying to get her hands on an artifact of my grandfather's for years, it makes him more or less immune to the curse. Back when I was really young, she even manipulated me into trying to steal it from him)

She also just generally never had much regard for my wants or happiness. She's gotten mad at me for trying to keep in touch with friends, she's threatened to give my cat away to a pound for arguing with her. For a while she was drugging me to make me more suggestible and willing to do what she said (That's kind of its own entire thing that I don't feel like diving into more deeply than this. Plus, I don't remember most of it anyway outside of the fact that it happened)

What fully convinced me, though, was my own death. I won't go into too much detail, but she was responsible. She slit my throat while I was unconscious, it still really hurts just to talk or breathe

As the previous paragraph suggests, I didn't stay completely dead. The source of the curse brought me back, and threatened to kill me if I didn't kill my mom. I didn't want to find out what death by its hands would entail, so I went with its demands

When I confronted her, she had the gall to try and defend herself. She said that a life had to be sacrificed, like I was just something to be thrown away to buy her more time and not her fucking son. I didn't bother hearing her out after that point, I shot her before she could try to justify herself any further

I feel like she brought the whole thing on herself, plus like me she was reanimated so it's not like she's really gone. But I can't help feeling guilty about it sometimes. Did I fuck up here, am I the asshole?

[lithuanianking]

I'm officially done whith both my newsies shows,it's so bittersweet but i don't want these characters to be lost forever so I'm going to tell you about them.

Oscar delancey:

-in typical delancy fashion me and morris cried the entire last show (and I mean entire) and morris attempted to cheer me up at the end,it kinda worked.

-im the more childish one I do a lot more smiling and taunting,I even stuck out my tounge at some kids.

-I'm way meaner,I hit race so hard on the face right in the mic,I throw papers at people's face,hit everyone at any point and worse.

-I went on a date whith seitz in meddas theater and we "made out " at the end

-in reality I overcompesate for my cowardnes

-I have a really wihinny bitchy voice

-at the end I put my arm around wiseal and morris puts his arm on me,but the last show I basically just hugged wiseal still crying

Alonzo "Lonnie" vitkas:

-flushing newsie

-very childish

-yells "all the way from flushing for this???" As we boo jack

-hypeman for wiseals newsie

-kicks pats newsies everytime

Donnie-allen "cards" Calloway:

-Richmond newsie

-during carrying the banner me + fiesty (my friends newsie) play war for cash,I'm fixed to win then she gives me money and I wave it around and act like I'm buying dinner Richmond cheers for me + more people thought I'd win in the first place because that's my thing,fiesty also steals some of my cards and has them in her pocket as a reference all show

-fiesty is my charcthers best friend,I help her walk(she litterly broke her foot ),we hug and over all are just best friends

- cards has played cards whith the following characters ether backstage or on stage

>morris delancey

>albert

>fiesty

>sy(friends newsie)

>six(friends newsie)

-stilts(friends newsie)

-and several otther newsies

> everytime I'm on stage I have cards

> I liked this role so much that final show I changed back into him from bill because I love cards so much

>I led Staten Island in Brooklyns hear whith the sign

>fun fact morris delancey and albert taught me some fun card games

-I have a pin of a random victorian lady and everyone told me it's my dead mom so that's apart of my character I guess

-also waaayy to fancy for a newsie

Bill:

-I hug fiesty during once and for all

-i give wiseal a nod right before final because I'm right next to him and one if the shows we posed together (he played morris delancey in our otther show)

-I act really confused that Jack didn't know willam Randolph Hearst is my dad

[kob131]

To explain my history with monster collecting games-

I got into Pokemon when I was six-ish with Pokemon Red which I really liked by accidentally stealing it from a kid (we were playing a game of house and I forgot to give it back). Got Pokemon Crystal...somehow. Found Pokemon Ruby on the floor of my grandpa's. Got Pokemon Diamond and Pearl for my tenth birthday with Platnium coming later. Got Pokemon Black and loved it (also heard about the Pokemon fan bases tendency to bash the newest games). Got Pokemon X off the floor and-

That's it. At least for main games in my youth. My mom wasn't buying Pokemon anymore cuz it's 'for kids' and I had bigger issues. I got back around 2023 after hearing my coworker call Pokemon Scarlet 'fun'. Seeing as I assumed everyone hated SV for the bugs, I hesitantly caught up with the games and bought SV. All caught up, I just found Pokemon oversaturated but still holding some quality.

For SMT, I got into it around 2016-2017 with Petsona 5, which I really liked. My friend got me SMT IV which I love more and Devil Survivor which I say is the BEST SMT game. But not for why I like or liked Pokemon. They occupy the two big niches in that genre and I was content. I have Pokemon for a sense of fair play competition on an idealized world and SMT for a harsher game in both gameplay and design.

I'm not a nostalgic guy for Pokemon and compare everything to it- I'm your basic bitch buyer who has a weird view on these games.

[celiastjamesoscar]

😭 Grace Nike is sick, again. Because of that I had to cancel the breakfast buffet that I wanted to go to with my mom. I love a good buffet and eating my body weight in food. Then my brain wasn't working; my mom canceled the reservation and I told her "I reserved it under your last name" as if we don't have the same name...

THE SOTL MOTH IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA!! It's criminal that your mom is keeping you from getting tattoos for now.

Do tell me more about those cookies, what do they taste like? I would absolutely fight anyone and everyone for cookies!! OMG GRACE YOU DID NOT!! I gasped when I read this. Laxatives in a brownie as punishment for stealing your thin mints. Wow. That is so vindictive, I'm in awe. I love savage Grace so much!! Are there any more stories like this? 👀

Jon!? Wtf that man really is full of surprises. Not the random German yelling, that's so harsh. What did yall do to deserve this... in German everything sounds 10× more serious. Jon is our bro. His pettiness with the pictures, his humor and now his language skills really are top notch 👌🏻

Ps. In writing this right after I woke up from an afternoon nap and I had an NSFW dream about Sam/Mel!!! I'm still shooketh. Now I will get up, stuff myself with nougat, and look for more Sam/Mel edits to gather new dream material 😌

Poor Nike, that girl can’t seem to catch a break. I hope she feels better soon! It’s a shame you had to cancel going to breakfast with your mom. I love buffets as well, the best buffet is a Chinese buffet and I will die on that hill. The last name… it’s okay, we all have those moments and I still love you!! It’s honestly kinda funny

THANK YOU LOVE!!! My mom has so many tattoos, and I can’t believe she’s telling me no to getting more, it truly is criminal

So those cookies you can buy from almost anywhere that has groceries and they taste amazing!! It’s basically straight up chocolate fudge. I certainly did put laxatives in her cookies, and it’s been like 4 and a half years since it happened and she still doesn’t know I did. I love a conversation written down somewhere I had between me and a friend of mine because all 3 of us had a class together after lunch, and he was asking me why my friend ran out of the room 😭 I hold grudges for years, and I need to stop but I can’t. I may or may not have a few more stories like that 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jon is absolutely insane, but I love him. The random yelling in German played a part in the lecture from that day about how we process words and can automatically recognize them but we can’t do that with foreign languages we don’t speak. the only word that I could recognize was ‘scheisse’

Your dream sounds absolutely amazing!!! I hope it was fun ;) I hope you had another dream that was very similar to that first one!

[ocean-of-junk]

My 9/11 story is that the night before I was beaten for crying about the state of affairs at my home mainly because I was very upset that my birthday was ignored a few days before and I had been banned from my only friends house (because my friend was cool AND her family were normal not abusive people and had no problem having me over for dinner (in the future I now know it's because my friends parents approached my mom to do something for my birthday and she felt personally attacked that they even suggested taking me out somewhere)) and learning that we were about to be evicted because my mom had decided that quitting her job was preferable to being "harassed by coworkers" (far in the future I learned that she probably got caught stealing)

And how could I be so selfish I'm almost an adult and I was givin a "real" reason to cry about.

So I decided to stay home from school because why the fuck not.

So I depression sleep in till my mom runs in shouting something about twin towers

And like I'm 11-12 I don't know what the fuck the twin towers are.

I watch like a minute of the news, two towers still standing but one is billowing smoke, before I go back to bed and languish for the rest of the day because who gives a shit.

So next day I do go to school and everyone is all sad or whatever. And my teacher is like super sad and starts giving a little speech of how like yesterday the twin towers were attacked blah blah" and I raise my hand and ask "what are the twin towers?"

And everyone in the class is like 100% stunned I would say that, like they didn't know what that was until the day before.

But because I'm me, I get sent to the principals office for "being insensitive" or whatever and then he sticks me in the I.S.S. (in school suspension) room where I am not allowed to speak to no one and I get to do school work in an isolated cubicle for the rest of the day.

So then I get home to no one home and no food but tons of dishes I have to wash and I decide to eat dog food kibble because there is no other food in the house. (The dog and dog food belong to my older sister who measured/marked her human food in her private mini fridge to make sure no one steals from her(the dog food isn't measured because that's for dogs duh))

A few hours later my mom and younger siblings come home and apparently they went out to eat at a buffet and then to the rich neighborhood park. And what do they bring me? My mom in her infinite love for me told me basically "we had bought you something but the kids got hungry at the park, here is $5"

The gas station was 20 minutes away and a grocery store was a little further away. So I walked to the grocery store and got as much instant ramen $5 would buy. Got back. Finally ate human food and Ultimately I only got to eat two packets because my siblings got hungry and there was no other food in the house so they got the rest.

So yeah every single 9/11 I will be reminded of that time in my life until I die.

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

I'm finally back at the house.

The biggest issue that I didn't have time to get into in prior reblogs, was the fact that Bethy came to my room to tell me that Dave's dumbass friend, accused me of stealing the coffee that they drink every morning. And he told Bethy that if I don't give it back, he's coming to me room to get it himself.

This guy and I got into an argument a few weeks back because I was asking my mom about absentee ballots and he interrupted our conversation to stand over us making snide remarks about democrats and liberals and even followed me outside, making these comments as I had to wait for a Walmart order and the delivery guy was a black man, who had to hear a lot of M@G@ bullshit, as well the jabs about how I wasn't responding. So, I simply stated, "I don't break bread with Nazis," and got a snort from the delivery dude and a rant about how 'it's just politics' from the idiot.

Ever since then, for a guy who was supposedly unfazed by my words, he's been trying to claim I'm stealing his stuff at every opportunity.

He is homeless. Jobless. And a drunkard. He uses his disability payments on beer. He buys 2 24-pack cases every few days because he goes through them so fast. Everything my Ko-Fi and Patreon makes, goes to mom. She gets about $300 from me a month, which is basically me paying rent for this bedroom and the right to use the bathroom. That money often gets us food and toilet paper when we're out by the middle of the month.

He does not help with anything.

So, mom messaged me the other week to tell me he told Dave I ate his Pop-Tarts. They were about 5 weeks old and were on top of the fridge the entire time. I took one packet for myself, and mom saw there were Pop-Tarts and asked for some. I gave her the other box up there as it went untouched and unopened. Mind you, SHE bought them. He then started claiming I was drinking his soda.

Mom buys all the drinks. She drinks the ZERO versions of stuff these days whenever she gets it but gets a regular version 'for the house' as she calls it. That also sat there for 5 weeks because no one apparently liked strawberry Dr. Pepper(I think that's what it is). I asked to try one and she said sure(it was gross btw). He saw me take one. He whined to Dave about me taking his drinks.

The drinks that are for him specifically are Pepsi. Of all the things to accuse me of stealing, Pepsi would make more sense as it's close enough to Coke, but mom gets me Fauxke from Walmart now and then so I wouldn't even need it.

What I know is that while he was in prison for a month for assaulting a state trooper, Bethy got ahold of his card and used some of his money for groceries. On one hand, theft, on the other hand, if she didn't, he would have been several hundred dollars over the $2,000 max disabled people are allowed to have in the US. So, he would have lost his disability benefits entirely if she didn't use his money to get us food.

He first claimed not to care because he was glad not to have lost disability. Then a day later told Dave he was pissed and wanted all the money back immediately. Then said it didn't matter, and he didn't actually care all that much. Then barged into Bethy's room to scream at her over stealing his money. Then tried to claim a bunch of unrelated purchases were also her fault(they weren't) and tried to corner her into admitting it(she didn't). He's been very nasty to her ever since then.

It's been one dramatic thing after the other these past few weeks, so before Bethy and I left to visit mom, she came to tell me he was accusing me of stealing the coffee. Because I was supposedly eyeing it up. And in her words, she told him that, 'Helen doesn't drink coffee, and how would she make it without a coffee maker?'. And he claimed I could use my mini rice cooker to do it, so then she asked why he hasn't seen me using/washing cups of any sort when I regularly bring my cooker down to clean it. And why hasn't he smelled the coffee being made if I took it for myself? They can smell when I make ramen/pasta/rice, but not coffee?

He threatened to come into my room and get it if I don't hand it over.

So, in front of her, I hid a bunch of stuff in different places, cleaned up a bit, and left the broom in front of my door inside the room. It would blockade the door with the brush against the right wall and the handle leaning on the armoire to the left of my door. It was tricky to accomplish with the door mostly closed and would be hard to replicate.

When we got back, the broom had been moved. And the cushion on the sofa was shifted.

Neither mom nor I trust him, so I hid both of our laptops in the back of messy drawer in my armoire before going to the hospital. I brought both tablets with me. I hid my chargers and PS4 controller.

Bethy went back to the hospital, and they've given her permission to stay with mom for the night.

Finally, while at the hospital, Bethy confessed that dimwit has also accused me of abusing his dog. He told Bethy I kicked his dog super hard and that I need to keep my hands to myself, and Bethy apparently asked him why he'd care about the dog anyway since he was punching him in the face the day before yesterday and loudly screamed that he wasn't going to feed him all day as punishment(which he did in fact do, so Bethy fed him on the sly and got yelled at for it). That shut him up real quick. She also asked when this abuse supposedly happened because I never come downstairs unless it's to use the bathroom, and that dog doesn't come near me ever because he's either laying between mom's legs or lying beside his owner at any given moment.

So, the panic from mom being hospitalized, getting stuck there for hours without a ride, and knowing this asshole was left free roam of the house for hours before Dave got back from work, had me stressed tf out.

Bethy thinks he might have gone into her room, though she wasn't too sure. He's been making all kinds of accusations as of late, so this is where we're at.

I hate having to rely on ppl for things cuz Bethy left to get something and I've been stranded at the hospital for 2 hours and visiting hours are now over.

[localcactushugger]

Does anyone else ever get sad thinking about the abuse Hawks went through as a kid? Because I keep making myself sad thinking about it.

It's so many different kinds of fucked up that just mixed together and created one huge toxic environment.

#1) The physical abuse.

Right off the bat, Chapter 299 starts with Keigo getting hit by his father for leaving the house. It doesn't actually show Keigo being smacked, instead it shows a panel of their "home". (although it's extremely small and looks more like a broken down shack in a field to me)

But the sound of the "smak" is very much punctuated in the panel, followed by Keigo hunched over with marks on his face:

The marks on his face are prevalent. Even in the smaller panel, Keigo still has a very obvious bruise under his eye and above his eyebrow.

THEN he gets kicked in the side/stomped on for "turning his back" on his father?? (Aka doing nothing. Literally what did he do?? Wtf?):

He's getting smacked and kicked around, but instead of crying or getting upset he just endures. Which brings me to:

#2) The Emotional and verbal abuse. (Strap in cause there's a lot of it.)

Keigo apologizes after his father kicks him for no reason, then he curls up into a ball, clings to his Endeavor plushy, and listens as his own father rants about how much he wishes that Keigo was never born.

^^^^^^^ LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID ASSHOLE. HE'S LITERALLY CLINGING TO HIS PLUSHY FOR COMFORT!! WHY ISN'T ANYONE HUGGING HIM??? CAN I HUG HIM??

Keigo says that he knew his parents were broken, so he endured because he wanted to avoid their fate.

Basically: "I know my parents are broken, but need to endure because I don't want to become broken too."

That's a horrible mindset for a child to have?? He's basically saying that he just needs to take the abuse and hope that he doesn't break because of it?

And I don't know how he wouldn't break from it with the way his parents talk to him, and all the horrible things they say:

The constant screaming/yelling. Like Shit.

"Don't do a damn thing!" " Who did you sell me out too?? You can't fool me!!" "Don't leave this house!" "Don't you dare lie to me!!" "Don't go talking to anyone!!" "You thought you'd get away with it didn't you??"

"How many times have I told you not to turn your back on me??"

"If only that punk was never born I'd be free."

"Why were you even born?" "Why do you even have those wings?"

He's gotten it from both parents. And every time it happens he just hugs his plushy a little tighter.

#3) The neglect.

In pretty much all panels of Keigo's home theres Trash everywhere. If you go back and look at the house there isn't a single panel without some kind of trash in the frame. I see beer bottles, wine bottles, wooden planks, trash bags, newspapers, dirty rags, dirty laundry hanging from the wall & hangers, floor boards coming up, leaks from the top of the walls.

The "house" is barely holding together as it is. It looks like it's about to collapse, and the inside makes you think a tornado ran through it. Nobody is bothering to clean up the mess. In fact the only person who seems to be patching up the house is Keigo. This seems to be a routine for him since he can be seen picking up a wooden plank to fix the wall. Too bad his father kicked him before he could repair the hole 🙃.

Seriously does the "house" even have running water? The windows are broken the walls are made of tin roofing tiles. Does it even have heating or insulation? It's obviously not suitable for a child. I'd be afraid that the roof was gonna fall on me while I was sleeping.

I understand they can't buy a proper home. But it wouldn't be so bad if someone acutely bothered to clean the inside a bit. At least maintain the house so your kid doesn't step on a nail, or glass from a beer bottle. IF A CHILD CAN PATCH UP A WALL SO CAN YOU. WHY IS KEIGO DOING ALL THE WORK?

You people are gonna get rats and bugs. (If you dont have them invading your "house" already)

And that's only the house.

What about Keigo? He doesn't even have shoes. His shirt is torn at the seams. And his parents didn't even notice when he left? Keigo's dad yelled at him for leaving the house and going outside, but was anyone even watching him in the first place? How does your child leave the house and make it halfway to the city before you notice? This little bird looks like he weighs 5 pounds! He's gonna get kidnapped!!

His mom is obviously unstable and she stares at the wall all day. And his dad hates him for existing. So I guess no one was watching him?

His mom also doesn't really seem to care when Keigo gets yelled at, hit, and kicked either. She just kinda stares at the wall. Then when her and Keigo become homeless and start living in a train station she guilt trips him into stealing for her. Like Really??

HE GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT TOO! You sent your child out to steal for you and he literally got into a car accident. He managed to save everyone involved but still, are trying to get your son hit by a truck? This is why I have so many mixed feelings about Tomie.

#4) Being held hostage in his own home.

This one is self explanatory. Keigo got hit in the face just for going outside. He was held hostage in his home for so long that he didn't even know heroes existed. And this is a society where heroes are everywhere. I'm sure it was a lonely childhood, kinda hard to make childhood friends when you get beaten just for leaving the house.

#5) Whatever the fuck "rough training" was.

I know we haven't seen Keigos "rough" training yet. Horikoshi only went into a little bit of detail about it when he mentioned that the commission taught Hawks negotiation skills as a kid. And then theres that one image in the Season 4 outro where Keigo has a blindfold on as a child during training.

But I still would like to know more.

Why would you put a child through "rough" training, strip him of his name, and tell him it's all because he's gonna become a "special hero" right after you've pulled him out of an extremely abusive situation. Like, you aren't gonna wait a bit? Preferably until he's a teenager? Not gonna give him therapy or something?

Isn't pulling a child out of an abusive situation and putting them through "rough training" kinda like transfering them from one abusive household to another?

LET THE BOY REST! LET THE KID BE A KID. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHILDHOOD AND HE'S ALREADY MISSED OUT ON MOST OF HIS!!

The training can wait.

If you want help him and support his family, do it out of the kindness of your heart and not because you think he'd be a useful hero.

I honestly don't know how this "training" went for Keigo, but considering that he doesn't currently have the best relationship with the HPCS . . . Well I don't know. All I know is that he never really seems too happy around people from the commission. He doesn't seem to agree with any of their ideologies either.

Honestly I just want him to find peace!

Based on what we've seen so far, (*cough* especially from the Todoroki family *cough*) you really shouldn't be training a child to become a hero in the first place. The training can start as a teenager if someone chooses to train.

Look at the way you massacred my boy! Give the kid a break for fucks sake!!

And these are just the early years. Don't get me started on everything else ✋🙄

[errorpeachy]

hello :) i hope you are having a fantastic day ^^. I'm currently re-watching soul eater and am in soul eater blog mode fgujergiub- would it be possible for me to request crona, death the kid, patty, and maka with a very apologetic, nurturing, and motherly fem! s/o? like she always cooks for them, and whenever something isn't even their fault they blame it on themselves and apologize like crazy? she also overworks herself a lot? thank you :) have a fantastic day :D - nonnie :)

🍑💭: That’s completely okay! I’m like this too so this was really fun to write!

Pairing: crona, dtk, patty, maka (separate) x fem! reader

genre: headcanons

cw: fem/fem presenting reader

˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕪

『••✎••』

𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕒

❥ Have they died and gone to heaven?

❥ No but seriously they are so thankful for your existence

❥ You’re like a saving grace after all the things they went through with Medusa, they love you so much omg

❥ You must always cook for three because if you don’t, Ragnarok tries to eat Crona’s food (menace to society)

❥ They’re always quick to express their love for your food, often saying “This is really good… thank you for cooking.”

❥ Any time you do anything for them, they make sure to thank you, it’s very sweet and it shows that they appreciate everything

❥ In terms of being apologetic, they get it. They’re like that too

❥ However, just because they’re the same way doesn’t mean they let you get away with it

❥ “It’s okay, you didn’t even do anything wrong. There’s no need for apologizing.”

❥ They’re very reassuring, and it’s like a breath of fresh air from your constant worrying

❥ While they appreciate you doing things for them, they’ll take over if they notice you’ve overworked yourself

❥ Their words are firm, and they tell you “Go rest, Y/N. I’ve got it, I promise. I don’t want you to make yourself more tired…”

❥ You both compliment eachother so well :’)

❥ (can you tell they’re my favorite character)

𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕

❥ Oh he adores you

❥ Although there’s never really much to clean, considering he keeps the mansion spotless, he appreciates it when you try to keep it tidy

❥ Falls in love all over again if you fix things up to make them symmetrical again before he notices and freaks out

❥ You help him with his OCD in little ways and he adores you for it, you don’t see him as weird and that makes him so happy

❥ Loves your cooking. The sisters love it too and will force him to invite you to spend the night just to eat your food and steal you away for girl talk

❥ While he can be straight faced most times, he’s very dramatic whenever you tell him he isn’t asymmetrical garbage when he’s having a meltdown

❥ “Really? Y/N- you’re the best girlfriend ever, seriously!-“ followed up by dramatic sobbing

❥ He’s pretty blunt when it comes to you being apologetic. You don’t do anything too bad most times, so there’s no need for a repeated apology

❥ “Hush, you’ve done nothing too bad. A quick sorry was enough, there’s no need for repetition.”

❥ While you do take care of him in some aspects, he’s quick to do the same with you

❥ Again, he’s very blunt. If he doesn’t want you to do something, he’ll be straight up

❥ “Y/N, you look exhausted. I’ve noticed you’ve been working hard lately, so go lie down and take a nap. No arguing.”

❥ All in all, he’s firm but caring in the way he treats you <3

𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕪

❥ Oh this ball of sunshine just loves you

❥ She’s very childish (and clinically insane) so you’re a really big help for her

❥ She draws you pictures. You hang all of them up on your wall. Couple goals

❥ Liz is an overprotective sister, so she was pretty threatening until she realized you were basically harmless

❥ Patty likes your cooking. She always wants you to teach her how to cook, but any time she tries to help, something ends up going wrong

❥ You both just laugh it off and order pizza when that happens

❥ Very often, she’ll ask you random questions, and you always do your best to answer them

❥ “Hey Y/N, why are giraffe’s necks so long?” “It’s because they evolved to have longer necks to reach tall trees for food, dear.” “Ohhh! Haha, you’re so smart!”

❥ She’s always confused when you start getting overly apologetic

❥ “What are you apologizing for silly? You didn’t do anything!”

❥ She’s not one to notice if you’re tired, but if Kid points it out or you mention something about it she’s quick to jump to caring for you

❥ “Hey hey! Why don’t you go rest? We can cuddle! Doesn’t that sound great?”

❥ She’s so cute :’)))

𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕒

❥ Same lol

❥ She is also a mom friend, just more aggressive

❥ You guys do a lot of things together, like cleaning and cooking

❥ The two of you cook together pretty often! Maka really likes it, she finds it fun and it’s a nice way to spend time with her loving girlfriend

❥ You often buy her new books to read and she is so thankful for it

❥ She doesn’t like it when you get apologetic. She’ll frown at you and listen to your rambling before cutting you off

❥ “Hey, it’s alright. Don’t apologize, ‘Kay? You didn’t do anything.”

❥ She overworks herself too, so she’s aware she’s being hypocritical when she calls you out and scolds you for not resting

❥ But she loves you and just wants you to take care of yourself :(

❥ “What do you mean you haven’t been sleeping right? Have you been staying up trying to work?” “Well, yes, but-“ “no buts! You’re taking a nap with me right now!”

❥ She gets free cuddles out of it so it’s a win win!

❥ She likes the fact you’re much more passive, it helps calm her down

❥ The two of you r just so similar, it leads to great bonding experiences <333

[thenukacolachallenge]

TELL ME ABOUT THIS NEW OC, MY FRIEND-

LKSDJFHSLDKJFHSDKLFJH

ok so, the Eddie Munson Brainrot has a stranglehold on all my shit. so i binged the entire fuckin show thus far in like, a week, so i'm still rewatching and going through and fine tuning shit but BASICALLY

Dee Davis, her real name is Dawn but she hates that name, so she just goes by Dee. it's a pretty name, and all, but it's not really HER, you know? (definitely not projecting with my own first name woes lmfao) she's a military brat via her dad, and moves to Hawkins the summer before the events of s1, after her parents divorce. Her mom decided to settle in Indianapolis, and her older brother, who's basically her only close friend, decides to stay with mom, while she stays with dad. Luckily they're close enough to see each other on holidays, but starting a new school without him is gonna be WEIRD.

she's pretty used to the constant moving, and never staying around long enough to make lasting friends, so she tends to stick to herself, burying herself in books and her own writing and drawing, especially now that Danny(older brother) isn't around anymore. she's a complete loner, for the most part, not really making any close friends. she's semi-close with Eddie, since she buys weed from him, but it's not like they hang out outside of drug transactions. (she does tease him a lot about being a gremlin and they both dog on each other's music taste too lol) she's also kind of a delinquent type, sort of a byproduct of being close to her older brother who's a huge troublemaker, but unlike him she's way better at not getting caught. she's really good at breaking and entering, lockpicking, and she can fight surprisingly well for a teenage girl who stands at around 5'1".

she doesn't really become a Plot Relevant OC until around s3 when she gets a summer job at Imperial Panda in the Starcourt Mall, and overhears Dustin, Steve, and Robin talking about the Russian transmissions(i'm toying with the idea of her finding out while Steve's deducing the tune from the rocking horse, since she's inside a nearby store. definitely not having broken in and stealing stuff. she would NEVER) and she decides to poke in and be nosy, and ends up getting caught up in the Fuckshit of the Russian base then.

like i said, i'm still working on stuff for her, but this is stuff i have down so far!

[kkryboygayman]

4. Past labels you’ve used?

5. How long have you been using your current labels?

6. What made you realize your current labels fit you?

9. What names have you considered using?

11. Do you like your flag(s)?

12. Favorite flag(s) visually?

YAY

4 (oh man) : cis female → pansexual → lesbian → pansexual → genderfluid (then ignores it and forgets for two years so, basically still cis) → bisexual → lesbian → MAN?? → trans dude → confused as fuck about sexuality (just know i'm not straight) → pansexual → demi → ace → gay and aro → gay → bi = i am a bi trans guy

5 : i've been using the label of a trans guy for 4 years now (take that, mom. it's not a phase jfc.) i knew i wasn't straight since i was 11 so like. a long time for being queer. and i've decided on bi i think a year ago

6 : for being trans, i had a friend named michael who came out as a trans dude and i just went WAIT. YOU CAN DO THAT?? LIKE ACTUALLY?? cause i didn't know being trans was a thing, and that it was a real thing. so i had a crisis for a week (and ONLY a week. it's like deep down i just knew) and was like UMM HEY I THINK THIS. and my friends were supportive :). for being bi, i couldn't figure out if i was gay or pan, but then i found out that the bisexual label means you could have a lean in attraction and i knew that was for me. cause my attraction is like 90% men and then i also like women

9 : oh god. quite a bit of names. i steal names from characters from my hyperfixations. my old preferred names were really cringe to me, tyler (nicknamed ty) → wilbur → will → wilpher → ty (just cause when i moved schools someone asked me my preferred name and i panicked bc i didn't have a certain one at the time, so i said Ty) → devon → mathias (trying to find a name that shortens to ty) → tobias / toby → tobias (nicknames being toby/ty, it works out).

names i've CONSIDERED using are like. gaege (that's my middle name now), baz, isaac (that's my other trans friend's name now), oliver (my genderfluid friend's name is ollie too), something along the lines of achilles, tried to make my middle name astaesteus (uh-stay-stee-us), probably other things i forget

11 : do i like my flags? well for sexuality, i prefer using the standard rainbow flag just because i like ones with more lines, i don't really care much for the bi flag. i struggle to see the colors. i very much enjoy the trans flag

12 : the trans flag 100%. i absolutely love it. it's so pretty. i love it so much and i will not shut up over it. best flag 1000/10. i could stare at it all day. i also really like when people change the colors to a different shade, still looks amazing.

also, on that note, this is the first thing i'm buying when my paycheck somes im

[childish-ish]

kismet

pairing: michael myers x reader

soulmate au; soulmates that make choices for each other.

part two!

"Bro. I got this bitch ass pimple on my face - what should I do?"

soulmate chooses: let it do it's thing.

"What a bitch. When i meet my soulmate I'm gonna fucking punch 'em in the fucking neck." You sigh, then snicker right after - "If i can even reach them."

Usually, you start off your day with a huge huff of cocaine and a box of Kelloggs™ cereal with the milk with the purple lid. Just kidding! You don't eat Kelloggs, instead, you eat Lucky Charms! Mostly for the marshmellows. Anyways.

You get dressed. Having been naked and looking at yourself in the bathroom mirror, contemplating on whether popping the 3 pimples on your face - one above your eyebrow, very - not visible. Another on your cheekbone - the other on your nose. You popped the one on your nose and washed your face, yesterday, so two pimples.

Anyways. You dress in regular jeans, pull over a plain grey t-shirt over your head, and slip on some socks, then your sneakers, then a hoodie. You checked over yourself and decide you look hot as fuck, and step to your bed, pull off your phone from your charger, shove that bitch in your pocket - and leave.

soulmate chooses: take a bus to school.

"Awh! They care about me <33."

"Hm." You look over the choices you get to pick - buy a donut or have a balanced breakfast.

"Haha!" You laugh, clicking on the 'balanced breakfast'. "Homeboy gonna eat good tonight. Whether they fucking like it or not."

You exit your home, keys in your pocket, and a lollipop in your mouth. You totally forgot to the brush your teeth, but gurgled some mouthwash hoping it would be enough.

You jog towards the bus, enter said bus, and sat next to your friend.

"Hey, kiddo." She waved. Neon pink hair clashed with black hair as it fell over her left blue eye, a major contrast to her paper white skin. She wore a black hoodie with some red symbol, something to do with creepypasta, black pants with large rips, fishnet tights under, and regular ol converse. Red, to be exact. Converse Chucks, to be exact.

"Shut the fuck up, don't call me that." You pull out your phone and lean down, entering your password as the bus begun to move.

"Ah, babygirl, you know that turns me on, aha - " She bites her lip and rubs her hand together like she was rubbing in hand sanitizer.

"Ah, right. I love you."

"Ew." Cheesebird laughed. Some random ass nickname you gave her because she didn't like her name.

soulmate chooses; go to classes

"Ugh." You roll your eyes - had thought about skipping class.

You look over your choices. steal a car, or walk.

Well. You don't want your soulmates feet to hurt.. so. Steal a car.

After the bus pulls up to the school, you exit with Cheesebird. You're a Senior in highschool.

You enter first period. Homeroom.

You sit in your assigned seat, thankfully, next to Cheesebird. You two discreetly passed notes, never getting caught - only once by a substitute.

"Hey, so, i know a neat place to go trick-or-treating. You up for it?" Cheesebird asked, placing her Gir themed backpack next to her feet, under the piss yellow desk -

You shrug. The day carrying on, kind've. You're in fourth period. Gym, when Cheesebird asked you the question again.

"Honestly, I'm thinking of starting in tonight. I have this fucking weird ass bad feeling.." You rub your bare arms, feeling unusually comfortable in the red booty shorts the gym made you wear.

"I can respect that. After i get all my candy, I'm gonna dip over to your house, is that okay?" Cheesebird asked, fiddling with a lollipop stick. She ate the lollipop already, stealing it from someone's backpack because of her soulmates choice - so the stick acted as a candy cigarette of some sort.

"Yeah, that's chill. What are you gonna be?" You swing your legs back and forth. Ankles crashing against the bleachers, giving you a dull pain.

"I'm gonna be a goblin. You know, if i were to guess what you were going to be, you would be a fucking astomi. Cause like, I'm gonna be a goblin.. and you're basically a goblin.. and i don't like talking.. except like, with you." Cheesebird explained awkwardly. She begun to chew on her lollipop stick.

"Yeah, i got it." You chuckle.

soulmate chooses: apple, water, and chicken nuggets.

"Oh, sick." You nodded.

"Oh, did your soulmate choose something? What was chosen your majesty?" Cheesebird asked.

"I got chicken nuggets for lunch. Want them?" You ask, looking over the freshmen that chose to play volleyball on one side, and basketball on the other.

You turn to Cheesebird, watching her eyes peek up.

Her eyes flick to you, and she nods with a smile, "Thanks bro!"

"Ah, yeah." You breathe, "No problem."

You look over your choices. clever or chef's knife.

You make a look, furrowing your eyebrows and jerking your head back slightly before choosing chef's knife.

"Another? What'd you choose?"

"My choices were clever or chef's knife." You tell her with confidence.

"Holy shit - your soulmate is a cooker! Lucky.. mines a fucking idiot."

You snort. "Lucky you.. mine could also be a murderer." You shrug.

"Hot." Cheesebird wiggles her eyebrows at you. "Oh, dude! Remember that guy - Boogeyman of Haddonfield?"

"Yeah."

"Dude, they say he escaped some institution! They might cancel Halloween cause of his bitch-ass." Cheesebird rolled her eyes and leaned back.

"Ah, what a fuck. If it actually gets cancelled, you wanna come over and watch some movies? Maybe order some pizza?" You offer.

"Oh fuck yeah man! Thanks." Cheesebird laughed, clapping you on the shoulder once.

"No problem!" You say enthusiastically, punching Cheesebird on her bare upper arm.

"Ow! Fuck.. you whore." Cheesebird sucked in a breath.

You laugh, quieting down and patting ehr on the thigh. "Wanna go to the lockers? It's almost time to go. Like, 15 more minutes.." You say absentmindedly, gazing at the red blinking numbers.

"Oh yeah. Let's go." Cheesebird was ready to hop off. You count down to 3 to 1 and jump off the bleachers with Cheesebird, jogging across the court and entering the locker room.

soulmate chooses: wash face

I didn't even do shit, though? You shrug off the thoughts and get undressed after putting in the combination for your little locker. After shoving your gym clothes into said locker, you pull on your clothes, slipping on your shoes easily and picking up your backpack. You jog over to the bathrooms, go to the nearest sink, and splash your face.

You look up - the choices; grab a water or get a beer.

You choose water. Gotta stay healthy.

You wait by the gym doors for Cheesebird. And, hooray! She comes. Don't take that out of context.

Lunch speeds by. So do your classes. After school, you walk home with Cheesebird and say your goodbyes. You pull out your keys, inserting the key and unlocking the door.

You enter, closing the door behind you. You toss the keys on the stand next to the door and kick off your shoes, throwing off your backpack and jogging to the living room. You recieve a call from your mom. Saying that she was gonna be late. Maybe coming in around midnight or even later.

soulmate chooses: order pizza.

"hey cool."

And, you do just that. You call some pizza place with breadsticks, grab some money from your room and jog back downstairs. You watch Adam Sandler movies while you wait for the pizza.

The doorbell rings after 15 minutes of waiting. You jump up and run to the door. Opening it and seeing a cute pizza boy.

"Thanks." He salutes, recieving a tip from you.

You call back a 'no problem' and shut the door, placing the pizza on the table in front of the couch. You lie down, pulling a blanket over you.

soulmate chooses: take a nap.

You feel so.. tired now. Fuck it. Let's go to sl-

You awake. The T.V. off, lights out, and warm-ish pizza. You were obviously disoriented. You go to pull out your phone from your back pocket once you sit up.

The brightness blinds you - you quickly put it at a lower brightness.

You yawn, vision vlurry before it subsides and you quickly look over your notifications. A text from your mom 'hey honey, gona b stayin l8r than usual luv u'. You smile, rubbing your eyes and holding your phone with one hand.

You stand, flashing your flashlight. You drop your phone - gazing at the large figure in front of you.

"Who.. are you?" You take an anxious step back, you can feel a stream of cold sweat stream down the side of your head - from your temple. It was fucking disgusting. So.. so dark.

You see the glint from his hand - a knife. A knife. A knife. A knife. He has a knife. He has a knife. He has a knife. Run. Go. Run. Go. Go. Through the backdoor. Now. Fucking GO!

You turn on your heel and bolt through the living room and through the kitchen. Why did you even fucking ask that? 'Who are you' - like?? You don't know him, and he's in your house. Like?? You should've just pulled a knife. Just kidding! You would've been too fucking pussy to do that :\

You inhale and exhale heavily - otherwise known as breathing. You were really close to hyperventilating - but somehow, you slow down your breaths as you quietly slip through the backdoor.

All you wanted to do - you sob in your mind, was eat some fucking pizza - you heave, as you shuffle towards the backyard entrance, that lead to the front yard. And maybe watch some fucking pornhub.. all my plans.. ruined.

soulmate chooses: go back inside your house.

You choke. Eyes growing uncomfortably hot, your bottom jaw trembled as you clench your arms, hugging yourself. Was this - this fucking stalker your soulmate?

You did have control of your body as you calmly walk back through the gate. Your eyes well up, tears blurring your vision. You wipe the tears away and wipe them on your hoodie harshly. You trace therock trail that lead around the corner of your home.

You enter through the backdoor. Closing it behind you gently. You huff, and turn around.

You immediately make eye contact with large breasts that were covered by a dark blue fabric. A zipper in the middle and a single pocket.

"So.." You begin; voice cracking. You feel your face grow hot out of embarrassment. After clearing your throat and looking into the black holes of the mask that mocked a human face, covering the whole ass fuckin head of the tall, buff male, you instantly feel small. You rub your hands together, clenching your hoodie in your hands now.

"Uh.. what's uh - what's your name?" You come to a realization of how fucking stupid that was. Asking a large scary man what his name was - he's your soulmate! A part of you pleaded for some reason. Anyways, we live for the confidence.

You gawk at the man - wasn't he "Michael Myers? Killed - killed.. four teens back in -" you couldn't remember the year. All you could honestly think about the man that was looming over you threateningly. Where the FUCK was your mom?!?

He painstakingly slowly brought up a hand, and dropped it onto your shoulder. You feel tears well up in your eyes once more as you shake under his hold.

"H - hey.. aren't we uh.. soulmates? Sh - should you really be h - HOLDING me that tight?!" You squeak, now trying to pull away. "I'm - not fucking going anywhere - "

The Boogeyman brought up his other hand and let the hand fall on your other shoulder, the hold gradually getting tighter.

You could barely see his actual eyes, due to the not-so-bright moonlight. Despite this, you see some irises..

"I - i.. I go to school.. " You blurt, "I - I have a f - family."

He didn't respond. You get anxious quite quickly due to the circumstances. You feel your eyes well up as he fucking gripe you tighter before picking you up and throwing you over your shoulder like a dead body. His actions were clear - they said 'you aren't fucking getting away'.

He held you with one arm, caging you in over his shoulder. You sob softly, but couldn't help but admire his nice ass as he walked towards the front door.

what's to become of me?

You thought. You couldn't scream - could you?

You couldn't believe you missed Halloween for this shit. You could still see some kids - they would probably run away due to their fragility.

Fuck this. We are not fucking dying. We're soulmates. But what kind of fucking soulmates does this shit? I wish my soulmate was Adam Sandler.

michael: you the bitch thats been making HEALTHY decisions for me??

you: no..?

[laraplisetski]

Dating Iwaizumi Hajime

A/n: This isnt related to the headcanons but I have this request for Seijoh’s libero and since I'm doing dating hcs for all of Seijoh by their jersey numbers. So anyways please wait a little bit longer as I might tag you in the dating hcs for Watari. Sorry for any mistakes tho.

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(These arms tho)

Iwaizumi routinely calls you something like baka or dumbass but he says it in good faith.

For example whenever you do something stupid Iwaizumi call you a dumbass.

But he doesn't mean it, it's just how he shows his worry.

He's just a big ass tsundere, you cannot tell me otherwise. 

A lot of people think Iwaizumi would be a gentleman but like I feel like he would treat you like Oikawa but like way less harsher. 

Like he would let you call him nicknames like ‘iWa-ChAn’ and just blush and call you dumbass.

*cough cough* tsundere *cough cough* 

Also he's bad at giving compliments,

Like you'll be wearing nice clothes that really fit your form and he’ll really like you wearing them.

And you'll ask him if he likes your clothes, and hell just blush furiously grab your hand and just start walking.

‘Iwa, do you like what I wore today? It's my favorite outfit.’

‘Ye-yeah, we have to go, we'll miss our bus.’

One time you guys had a huge argument over this.

You feel insecure because he treated you more like Oikawa who was his best friend than his s/o.

He tried really hard after that to compliment you whenever you looked good.

(In his opinion you always did)

And you really appreciated him trying.

After that your bond grew stronger as both of you knew that you would be willing to for the other.

As your bond grew stronger the more you started to open up to him about your struggles. 

Now Hajime isn't a very open person. (Well he is but he doesn't like to admit it.)

And he's a little brash and very straightforward with his feelings or his thoughts. 

So when you're acting down he straight up asks you what's wrong and doesn't consider that you don't/wouldn't want to talk about it.

This might make you a little more agitated since you're already very sad but when he realizes that you don't want to talk about it, he immediately regrets it and apologies straight away.

One thing I love about Iwaizumi as a character is that he isn't afraid to tell the truth even if he knows he's in the wrong. 

But these things only happened in the start of your relationship because when you two spend much more time together he starts to notice patterns in your behavior and how you act based on how you feel. 

That really helps him to know if you're sad, angry or irritated at someone. 

Later in the relationship, he knows when to comfort you, when to give you space and when to scold you. 

You really appreciate this because he doesn't sugarcoat his words and he gives you advice that is honest and comes from his heart.

Moving on, let's talk about his friends.

By friends I mean Oikawa. 

When Iwaizumi first got a s/o Oikawa was fuming because 

‘wHo wOuLd DaRe taKe mY iWa-cHaN aWay frOm mE’

Iwa slapped him on the back of his head after he said that. 

After that every time you would come to school, Oikawa would stick to Iwaizumi like a leech

(for comedic purposes of course)

Iwaizumi found it amusing at first how jealous you would be that Oikawa was getting all your boyfriends attention. 

But then as time passed you started waving to Oikawa whenever he was sticking with Iwa and he started waving back. 

After that you two developed a friendship.

You know what this means.

Hell for Iwaizumi has started. 

So Iwaizumi would always walk you to class in the morning and you guys would sit with Oikawa for lunch.

Now that you're friends with Oikawa.

Ohoho, I'm sorry Iwa you have to suffer. 

So you guys get along very well and Iwaizumi is very thankful for that because the two most important people (other than his family) are getting along.

It's fine for the first two weeks but then you and Oikawa develop this sibling-like bond.

It's almost identical to Iwa and Oikawa’s bond but because you share the same sense of humor Oikawa doesn't get teased.

Also one time Oikawa convinced you to call Hajime, Iwa-Chan for a day.

To say Iwaizumi was not pleased was an understatement. 

The good thing is Oikawa got the bad end of it but it was worth it.

Also you guys eat lunch together and you and Oikawa keep making bad jokes and Iwaizumi has no choice but to sigh and deal with it, cause he loves both of you.

Poor iWa-ChAn.

You also tend to stick up for Oikawa during practices when the team is teasing him. 

Due to you thinking of him as your little brother (It doesn't matter if you're older or younger Oikawa gives off major annoying little brother vibes.)

And the team cant rebel against you cause if they did Iwaizumi would murder them.

Other than that they absolutely love you cause you take care of the first and second years and keep them in line.

And you get along with Matsun and Makki and share memes with them.

Surprisingly Kyotani also respects you.

And he actually listens to your advice.

(Because of this Oikawa will whine about how no one respects him and goes on a rant and then you have to cheer him up while simultaneously giving everyone attention in the team.)

Being a team mom for Seijoh is very hard.

Also I feel like the reason Kyotani respected you when you became Iwa’s s/o was because you were Iwa’s s/o.

But now his view on you has changed.

He's very inspired by you and looks up to you.

He's always amazed by how you can be such a naturally caring person and be such a good leader and team player. 

He also might come to you for advice if he had an argument with someone.

If you're a volleyball player as well and you're good, be ready for Kyotani following you around everywhere asking questions.

It's sort of endearing.

You and Iwa and Kyotani have this parent-son relationship and it's so wholesome I swear.

(Please adopt him.)

You do not only help keep the team in check you help them with matches too. 

Like maybe getting their opponents videos for Oikawa. 

You also sit down with the first and second years to watch their opponents videos and point out what seems peculiar and what not. 

One time the person who usually took videos of the matches was unavailable so you went out of your way to do it yourself. 

When Iwa found out he hugged you really tight and had this proud look in his eyes.

I bet when Oikawa found out he just clung to you and started full on crying.

(You're basically their manager at this point.)

Also when the team found out that you taped it yourself and all that, their respect from you went out the roof.

Now you are a goddess among them.

(Kyotani literally be looking at you with star eyes)

Enough about the team tho

Let's get back to Iwa and you.

You always try to be sneaky and steal his clothes but he catches you midway trying to sneak one of his jumpers out.

But he lets you have them anyways cause you look fucking cute in them.

Whenever he sees you wearing his clothes this man just blushes like 50 shades of red.

(I'm sorry pun wasn’t intended)

But anyways what I'm trying to say is that he blushes a deep red and basically just becomes a stuttering mess.

You like kiss him on the cheek like this once and he's putty in your hands. 

I'm not even kidding.

Also Iwa’s pretty muscular so no matter how long you are his hoodies will always be loose on you in some way.

(sorry muscular people)

And Iwa finds it so cute like

His s/o in his hoodie that's all loose on them.

Just like internally crying at that point.

Also mind you Iwaizumi loves back hugs like. 

Imagine you are wearing one of his articles of clothing and you just casually back hug him.

Man will short circuit but will never admit he likes them because hes a 

Tsundere~~

But this might just be my love of back hugs talking who knows.

When he doesn't have practice he usually stays at home and cuddles with you or you have movie nights with Tooru but that is rare cause he has to take care of his cousin.

But you guys just calmly cuddle and no one is really speaking.

Just basking in each other's presence and being comfortable in each other's company. 

Sometimes one of you falls asleep and the other just strokes their fingers through their hair.

It's basically the same when he comes back from practice but the only difference is that he takes off his shirt and you massage his strong muscles with some oil. 

After that y'all cuddle but you're blushing the entire time because like Iwaizumi’s shirtless excuse me!

‘And this bitch just goes,

‘Take a picture it'll last longer’ 

Like what, how do you expect yourself not to short circuit.

And curse you Oikawa, you don't have to teach him the ways of flirting.

Usually you wouldn't react to that type of comment but he's shirtless and now you're putty in his hands. 

So you both are like beans. 

Also I'm like a hundred percent sure Iwaizumi is a big spoon. 

He just loves caging you in his arms and making sure you feel protected. 

It also keeps him very grounded and just honestly happy to have you there with him.

There was this one incident in which you and Oikawa were bantering and Iwaizumi wasn't having any of it so he picked you up and threw you on his shoulder. And walked away like nothing happened. 

After that you guys sort of had an impromptu make out session in the club room, which was unfortunately interrupted by Kindaichi barging in.

Bless him.

And his eyes.

You and Iwaizumi had to sit him down and make him swear to not tell anyone. 

After that you two continued but Kindaichi might've accidentally spilled to Kunimi 

Opps.

Bonus points

Iwaizumi likes to buy purple hyacinths for you on valentines day because it's your favorite flower and to also say sorry for when he was not boyfriend like in the beginning of your relationship. 

(Yes I referenced Purple Hyacinth the webtoon, go watch it)

Also the team has a custom made Seijoh jacket, just for you!

And the first time you saw it you just hugged Iwaizumi and started sobbing because these boys were too precious and just too pure. (I love Seijoh)

The end.

[ethoslut]

I'm not the same anon but I'd also love to know about your OCs :]

OKAY SO these are more or less in the order i created them. so here we go this is gonna be <33 long<33 and also if u wanna ask anything more PLEASE do cuz im trying to keep this answer. not a whole book just maybe an essay also im gonna put it all under read more so its not annoyign to scroll over<3 also if u read all this. i love you and if u wanna ask anything more cuz there a big chance i didnt mention sth even tho it is There Canonically is bc i wanted to keep this short. and its 2.5k words anyways. so <3

theres mira (she/her) whos a bisexual trans girl whos also the mom friend but not fully like she WILL yell at you to shower and eat something but also she will do a drug run if u dont want to. also between helping an idiot cook pasta and having to quickly and efficiently hide a body guess which one of those skills is used more<3 and also her last names farren also also. shes 183cm (6'0) tall and shes fat an also mostly wears grey/monochrome. also mostly sweatpants and loose shirts. also she was my first oc and bc of her once canonically owning a grey shirt with a lennyface on it i got myself a shirt like that. so<3 also she has a dog but its a schroedingers dog in a way that it depends if i wanna include the dog. but i do know what dog is it and its a medium mutt that has sth from a frenchie but not fully and shit<3 also i got at least one angry anon abt her cuz shes transfem and im not and i made her fat and im a terf apparently bc of that??

and then theres leo (he/him) whos miras older brother and also his middle names isaac and hes the reason why mira has to teach a grown man how to live cuz leo is just. a fucking idiot. a golder retriever himbo. and also if u think of any of the boys will be boys tik toks or sth thats just him<3 hes also trans like mira and so they did the good ol switcharoo to their parents but their parents died when leo was like 7 and mirai was like 5 but thats a whole other thing but also hes slightly shorter than mira (hes 180cm/5'10) and he cries and wails about it all the time and just to annoy him mira loves to call him a short king even tho hes not actually short and also he plays the guitar and looks like a white dad on holidays with hawaiian/bad pattern shirts and beige cargo shorts and shit and also he canonically a boyfriend whos my besties for like 8 years??? and theyre both just awful i love them also i wrote a fic where leos a singer n shit and ginger (his bf) is like a sound dude??? or sth?? idk but they go on tours and shit and it was fun but fun fact i gave it to my polish teacher for a grade and it was like 44 A4 pages in arial size 11. and she read it all.

then theres ayako (she/her) whos full name is sulika ayako hitomi and just… my beloved. i love her so much. shes this energetic extroverted bitch and shes llike 185cm/6'0 but usually wears platforms or heels or so and theres a tiktoker who looks EXACTLY like her and even acts like her and is basically ayako irl (imanixnick specifically the ones where they have the pink/purple wig) and shes been miras besties forever and when mira came out she was helping her with makeup and bc they both lived in like. poorish suburbs where people barely accept black and queer people ayako was going with mira to the stores and shit and she was buying clothes for her before mira started passing as a girl enough not to get weird looks and also she's my only cishet oc and after leo transitioned she used to have a MASSIVE crush on him and she went. design wise. from a skinny white straight hair fangirl but then i wanted to give her very curly hair cuz it just Fit and then i settled on giving her an afro and realized white people dont have. afros. so she went thru Stuff also she will mix five billion accessories together and steal lip gloss from chain stores and go to raves and try and make mira wear other stuff than sweatpants also shes. canonicaly does have cat ears and tail<3

then theres nakka (they/them) whos full name is nakka faye and i think i got their name from going to google translate and going with shit like fox/coyote/etc to random languages until i find sth that sounds cool cuz theyre autistic as fuck (which. they are i just didnt know that when i made them) and for comfort they just wear a fox onesie or so and they dont swear much bc they just dont like it but they Do Swear Sometimes. also they like doin makeup stuff and theyre Good at it and theyre also pretty short cuz theyre like 156cm (5'1) or so and they volunteer at a shelter and bring random pets home to get them used to it and help them get adopted and also they work at a coffee shop in the same building as their apartment just like downstairs and theyre also not white like ayako and they help mira out with cooking and stuff cuz they actually got their shit together more than leo or ayako and theyre just. baby i luv them they dont have Much character cuz theyre just chilling but i love them so much anyway

theres also truce!! (they/he) and uh he is. maybe just MAYBE i made them after listening to truce 21pilots and was like yes i need an overthetop emo fucker. but then they kinda got more character and shit also just like miras dog truce has wings but only when i feel like it<3 also theyre 168cm/5'6 and just. skinny with emo fringe u google emo boy and its just them. they also have two boyfriends but abt them later and also theyre depressed and anxious and all that stuff that emo boys have and also their wings are like. when he has them. its a black to white gradient and honestly the wings would be Absolutely Canon if i fucking knew how to draw wings. cuz its just fun<3 also i designed him right. and then it hit me. google phil lester 2009. thats what they look like down to side of the fringe and eye colour<3 also they like designing clothes and shit and also they like bothering ceres (their bf) with emo knowledge and stuff and also theyre kinda a Whore so theyre the one i go to when i wanna sketch like. yknow. idk i have a drawing of them from like 2 yrs ago in like a full on harness and stuff and their first deisgn had like. uhh open shoulder?? like wide head hole that goes down the arms of like flowy bright blue material or sth and it just stayed until i made him a whore. oh also their full name is truce caspian blemish. yes. iknow. also hes bisexual<3

and theres ceres!!! (he/whatever) and fun fact i couldnt come up with a last name for him and my bestie came up with just it being ceres moon. cuz his first design had like silver rings around his head and also his whole thing was like spacey and his hair is like dark blue and its either in a bun cuz he has shaved sides or just messy cuz why not also hes 186cm/6'1<3 and also. hes a schizophernic bipolar drug addict. and truces boyfriend<33 also he just. barely functions. but bc truce is also Not Well and they care abt each other they kinda. both had to get slightly better and stuff even tho truce does have suicide attmepts like once a month lmao and ceres just got used to that even tho its not Great and they just vibe together and get high and drunk and jump to music even tho truce listens to emo shit and ceres listens to like. soundcloud rappers. and also he loves to annoy mira by stumbling drunk into her apartment to look around for Something he doesnt remember and mira is just. so used to it so she knows how to deal w him and just either lets him sleep it off and takes him back to truce before ceres gets drunk again and he like. has a whole backstory when it comes to like drug abuse and stuff lmao also!! hes just. queer he doesnt like labels much and he just doesnt really give a shit abt it also he has multiple ear piercings and snake bites<3 also he has a beard like not a long one but its There

and!!! theres william. william aaron nowell (he/him) whos also truces boyfriend and ceres's boyfriend and hes a punk vampire and hes 191cm/6'3 and he was born in like first half of 1700s (either 30s or 40s i never remember) and was changed bc of an accident when he was coming home and then just. long story short fucked around until he met the others blah blah blah but he got. quite a reputation for killing cops and stuff to the point where whnever hes Caught which. he chooses to be caught sometimes for fun the cops are either like "uh oh" and leave him alone OR if they do decide to fuckin arrest him theyre like uhh. uhm. well. uh. and sometiems bc william (also if u call him will hes gonna get pissed off) likes to just Fuck Off Who Knows Where from time to time sometimes mira gets a phone call from like. argentina from him like yo ye im fine anyway ticket money to come back?? but like. both ceres and truce are fine with williams disappearing cuz. he tends to like bring back idk Fancy Kinds of Weed so ceres and truce are like yep thatll do thanks but also they know william just gets. bored and annoyed if he has to be in one place for too long. also he likes to make fun of truce for havin a vampire kink (as a mcr fan does) and having a vampire bf and also im writing a fic w all three of them and the thing rn is that both truce and ceres Died and william has to decide if he wants to make them vampires which isnt That Easy<3 also he has a bunch of piercings and a tattoo of a pentagram on the side of his head

then theres cassie!! (he/him) his full name is trevor cassidy actually but he goes by cassie cuz at one point one of his friends called him cassie and he was like oh actually i like that more than trevor thanks even tho it was kinda. making fun of him cuz hes a pop punk rejceted sum41 member lookin ass and was kinda feminine when he was younger so it was a case of "haha girl name" and he was like noo its MY name now fuck you<3 anyway hes also not white and has vitiligo and his hair is like. dyed green hair but not fully cuz his roots are like half the length and the green is like. washed off and yellowish and also hes just. living off energy drinks and chips he also like. has always been kinda intimidated by william so when truce was like "oh yea u know ceres but my other bf williams gonna come over" cassie was like oh god hes cooler than me and also cassie is nonbinary but he still uses he/him just bc hes comfortable with that but hes stil nb. and also he plays guitar and bass also i dont think i said but hes like 175cm/5'8 and hes the second out of my 2 Bearded ocs not bc he Wants to have a beard but usually he just. forgets to shave he prefers his face shaven but sometimes he just. doesnt do that<3

theres also pixie!! (xe/xem) and xes ayakos best friend and xes a black scene kid who looks like a monster can and xes first design had xem have like green tongue and ngl i feel like. just for fun. im gonna keep xem having a green tongue<3 also xe doesnt have much like backstory and shit cuz i havent worked on xem much unfortunately but. xes ayakos bestie and they steal lip gloss and earrings together and go to raves and hang out and stuff and ayako does xes hair and they exchange earrings sometiees and just. ayako and mira are best friends since forever but theyre different besties than pixie and ayako cuz yknow its different when u have a Whole Life bestie and a not whole life bestie and also xes like 170cm more or less? which is almost 5'7. and xe met ayako cuz they were both shoplifting and just made eye contact and then security thought theyre together like friends so they were yelled at and had to leave together and ayako was like what were u getting tho and pixie was like uhh earrings these ones:D and ayako goes YOOO u wanna go for bubble tea or sth and hit up another claires and then they just started hanging out together<3

theres also eden (it/its) whos my main minesona and it has SO much story to it but it was mostly made for a smp im in but anyway. its like. has no hesitation murdering people and have killed before and also i Could go off abt its minecraft lore bc its connected but basically its like. goes off on trading values? like u give it something itll give back but also if u hurt it or give it shit it WILL fuck you up completely bc it has no sense of Holding Back and basically. it Does exist in the same universe (?) as the rest as seen in the fucking fic ill never finish i mean</3 and its like. this 210cm/6'11 fucker with fucked up burnt wings and red eyes that glow sometimes and claws and Mutations and general fuckupery<33 but yea it has a backstory its just Minecraft long story short it was an experiment to make the player better the science place got blown up by accident it survived bc its dna is mixed w like piglin brutes and other shit but there was redstone radietionm so it got radiated and yeeted to the nether and its first experience with Society were piglins and thats why its value system works like that

but talkin abt minecraft ocs theres also kierah (they/them) whos just There and has horns and was a minecraft oc first but now its Just an Oc but they dont have basically. anything done abt them so<3 i also have like a fursona designed but its not an oc cuz im trying to stop myself from making furry ocs cuz im not a furry artist