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I am craving this woman from 1992 carnally

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Deanna Troi try not to be the most beautiful woman challenge: impossible

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I love how these idiots always give up on eugenics because "wild type" genes will prevail over the inbred types, and they get upset because they get reminded that they are animals themselves.

Like yeah, white people (as we know them) have only existed for like less than 20k-100k years.

We've only had dogs for 20k-40k years, and specific breeds, i.e. Greyhound, for about 2k-5k years.

I often ponder about human genetics and "survival of the fittest" regarding the last 5k years or so because humans as animals are fucking weird and do weird things like trying to be unproblematic while committing the worst atrocities ever and then say "survival of the superior race" as if most wars weren't the result of insecure fuckboys being driven by their insecurities.

And here we are in 2025 and we got another batch of insecure fuckboys ready to make their daddy issues a problem for everyone else. Again.

So yeah don't forget that humans are animals next time you go poop and eugenics in the case of humans is always the result of fuckboys being unable to cope with their mediocrity.

Yes we founded this hobby in late victorian europe where we divide animals of the same species from around the globe into races and measure them with calipers and put extreme emphasis on blood purity and conformity but WE SWEAR this has zero links to the eugenics movement that was coincidentally happening at the exact same time and place

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Undercover Brother (2002) dir. Malcolm D. Lee

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Gentle reminder that they almost definitely planted evidence on Luigi and arrested him to distract from the fact that the real UHC shooter got away with killing a billionaire. One of us successfully killed a billionaire and one of us could successfully do it again

(edit: Thompson was a millionaire but my point still stands billionaires and millionaires who make money through killing thousands gotta go)

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Love is in the air 🖤🗡💀

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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

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man

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honestly im such a snack stealer.take me to a restauraunt & order a meal for yourself and ill take bites off it. i dont want my own meal thats too much for a little thing like me but damn whatever youre eating looks yummuy as fuck lemme have some or all of it

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sorry it really is so fucked up that one of the best preserved artifacts from the cannibalism expedition is a preserved slab of corn beef from the botulism lead poison canned food. i cant believe we have that

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idk if i've talked about this but i have dreams that i call "well, here's a Man" dreams wherein the dream's plot requires for whatever reason that i'm dating someone and it decides that someone is a man, but being a lesbian i guess i don't have any dream men, so my subconscious roots around in a bargain bin and presents Some Guy, perhaps from media i even only occasionally consume, or even from media my siblings like, and it says, "well, here's a Man."

so anyway last night the apocalypse began while i was at the zoo and i remembered that it was my job to occasionally do software updates on the Universe in order to keep it functioning which was very stressful because i was gifted (by a god? by the universe itself?) a single flash drive upon which updates would randomly appear and i'd have to plug the flash drive into any random computer to update the Universe

and being extremely ADHD, i habitually misplace flash drives so this was an issue for me and i was at the zoo like "oh my god. i have to get home somehow and get the flash drive. where is it........." while the earth was coming apart around me.

but luckily, Enter: My Steadfast Boyfriend, who reached into this coat pocket and said, "I have it here, don't worry. I saw you left it on the dresser last week so I grabbed it."

And thus the world was saved in the office of the zoo's Reptile House thanks to my thoughtful and organized boyfriend (whose name I had to google when I woke up) Christopher Meloni

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i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

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Link. Tweets:

a friend just noted all the ostriches in fantasia are boys and i am floored i never noticed. sissy that walk, ladies

only boy ostriches have black and white feathers, gang. it’s an ostrich drag ballet troupe. god bless america

‘when will there be a gay disney prince’ that prima ballerina ostrich has been holding it down since 1940 apparently

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Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies