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Les Oraliens (1975)

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i hope every single one of you outlives these hateful fucks on the news right now. i hope each and every one of you is able to find joy and support throughout these tumultuous times and i hope you get to live so fiercely as yourself. i hope you wake up one day to news that you’ve outlived those pieces of absolute shit and whether that brings you joy or relief or hope or what have you, i hope you live to see that day

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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Take two blankets

Can someone explain to me why my college thinks its ok to hold classes a 30 minute walk away from my dorm when the HIGH for tomorrow is TWO DEGREES FAHRENHEIT BEFORE WINDCHILL. THAT'S THE HIGH. BEFORE WINDCHILL.

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Every time I see one

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we're all so used to dinosaur fossils being a thing I just wanna take a second to appreciate how wild fossils are. like people are surprised by soft tissue fossils cos soft tissue doesn't preserve for long but like. neither does bone. I wanna appreciate all the bone fossils we have for a second. because a bone fossil is not a bone, right, it's rock that filled the space where the bone used to be. because the bone disintegrated millions of years ago. the vast majority of the time, bones break down before they can fossilize. you gotta have the right conditions to make a fossil. it's just that in the enormity of geologic time, the right conditions are gonna happen sometimes

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if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

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update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

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nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

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orson loves the ball i stole from the bible museum funded by the owners of hobby lobby. thank you hobby lobby for being so easy to steal from every day

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Me

Loop

Maid

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

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Now we may observe the Japanese visual novel's favorite pastime:

misunderstanding Schrodinger's Cat

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The algorithm thinks I'm a 50-60yr old male airline pilot with kids that is getting a divorce

Also my soon to be ex spouse may have dabbled in crypto currency to launder money.