#but i was (and am) so in love with beelzebub
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spiderdetentionaire Ā· 2 days ago
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Mastermind Aftermath (ft. Lilith)
Charlie was watching TV with her mom when suddenly they show a summary of the trial.
Charlie: Oh shit.
Lilith: If your father sees thisā€¦
Lucifer arrives with a bowl of popcorn.
Lucifer: Hi my loves, what are you watching?
When he sees the summary on TV he drops the bowl to the floor. And although he seemed to be smiling, he was actually very pissed off with his horns visible.
Charlie: Dad?
Lucifer: I'm sorry but I have to take care of some things to do.
And without further ado he disappears.
An hour later. Vaggie turns on the TV andā€¦
Vaggie: Puta madre!
Everyone is going to see the gossip.
666 News: Breaking news! Lucifer beats the shit out of the sins. Just like you hear it. The king of Hell made it snow in the ring of Wrath, put limits on consumption in the ring of Gluttony, put 100% discounts in the ring of Greed, applied parental control in the ring of Lust, made everyone happy with what they have in the ring of Envy and prohibited sleeping at all hours and laziness in the ring of Sloth. And now he is reportedly looking for the former prince Stolas to give him back all his power. The king of Hell was interviewed and this is what he said.
Lucifer: It's just not fair. I'm helping in my daughter's project, and these people are causing a mess with a lawsuit behind my backā€¦ it's not fair.
Reporter: Will things go back to normal in the other rings after what he did?
Lucifer: Until further notice and when I say so. And no more questions. I'm looking for Stolas.
Husk: He's pissed off.
Angel: Look what it says on my phone. It says that Charlie's dad has taken control over the rings and sent the sins to a specific place until he gets over with their mess and gets over his anger.
Lilith: And where does he plan to send them?
The hotel bell rings. Niffty goes quickly and comes back quickly.
Niffty: Charlie, they're looking for you.
Charlie goes and finds her uncles and aunts all scolded and punished.
Mammon: Your dad sent us here.
Beelzebub: And he will be in control of our rings until he says so. And all because of you, Satan!
Azmodeus: As some Imps would say: You fucked up!
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In Stella's house, she throws the remote to the T.V. breaking it after seeing the news. Needless to say, she's just as pissed off as the time she found out Stolas was cheating on her with an Imp. Right next to her is her brother.
Stella: He can't do that, right?
Andrealphus: Oh dear sister *he takes a sip of his tea* Of course he can! Is fucking Lucifer we're talking about. Didn't you see what he did to the Sins?! Of course he can return your ex his powers.
Stella: *growls in frustration* And to think that all my plans are finally coming to fruition, only for that damn dwarf to show up and ruin everything. And yes, it is Lucifer we are talking about.
Under the table, as if it were a cartoonā€¦
Andrealphus: But what a clever and original comment.
Whatever. Stella pulls out a huge folder with many plans against Stolas to claim absolute power. Andrealphus sees the folder and is shocked to see Octavia's photo in it.
Andrealphus: Are you thinking of plotting to kill your own daughter? Would you be capable of such a thing?!
Stella: Andrealphus! What are you saying?! OF COURSE I am capable, but it's not the time yet, silly. One step at a time.
Suddenly, she closes the folder and makes it disappear into a strategic location.
Stella: There's no other option. We have to kill Stolas before His Highness gives his powers back. *she laughs evilly*
Andrealphus: Let me think in a good plan for it. But I assure you, it will be done as you wish, my hot sister.
Brother and sister laugh evilly and madly, as if they were two kookaburras, and Andrealphus turns his head back maniacally.
Stella: But now I must step into my role as a devoted mother and go see Octavia to her room and tell her to come for dinner. That girl is skin and bones.
As Stella leaves, Andrealphus sees a picture of Stolas with a malicious look.
Andrealphus: I hope you've enjoyed your pathetic Imp, Stolas. Because soon you'll be--
Stella: Andrealphus!!
The ice bird gets up from his seat and runs towards his sister's scream. When he arrives, he finds Stella standing in Octavia's bedroom doorway.
Andrealphus: What's happening?!
Stella: Octavia's gone!
The young Goetia had escaped and took everything she could with her; clothes, phone, etc. Seeing the scene, Stella becomes thoughtful until she concludes something.
Stella: Changes of plans, brother. We have to kill her, too.
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It had been about 5 hours since Lucifer left to look for Stolas. At the Hotel Charlie does everything possible to make her uncles and aunts feel comfortable, which is not easy since they already have a state of life and comfort zone already established. And of course, there was no lack of criticism or at best certain observations about the redemption plan that she wants to impart in her Hotel and the possible failure that this can entail.
But all that is interrupted when Lucifer appears at the main door all hurt, his clothes torn and tired. Lilith takes him to their room at the Hotel to take care of his wounds, for example she cleans the wounds on one of his legs.
Lucifer: Hey hey hey it burns it burns.
Lilith: It's incredible that you, being the king of hell, a simple demon, could have done this to you.
Lucifer: Demons in plural. And if I ended up like this it's because they piled up against me.
Lilith: Well, what kind of demons were they?
Lucifer: Imps.
Lilith: *not believing it* IMPS?!
Lucifer: But with impressive forces. I don't understand how they could do this to me. As if I had done something to harm them.
Lilith: Well, maybe it was because you put them at the lowest bottom of the Hierarchy in Hell.
Lucifer: Maybe that's why, right?
Lilith: I told you that that place was meant for Sinners.
Then Mammon appears at the door.
Mammon: Dear sister-in-law, are you still going to take your time to heal the wounds of poor Luci who was attacked by some fierce Imps? *laughs* Speaking about losers, bro.
Lucifer: Laugh, you fatso. I'd like to see you face those Imps who seemed to be full of sterols.
Lilith: Why do you say that?
Lucifer: Because the poor bastards jumped so high that they would surpass Sera's height... And how do you know they were Imps?
Mammon: They are broadcasting your humiliating event on Vox TV.
Lucifer: Damn bootleg plasma TV. Not only satisfied with trying to ruin our daughter's project... I'm going to close down his business and his partners' to see if he finds it funny.
Lilith: Mammon, why don't you kindly ask Niffty to prepare you something to eat *takes out a sewing needle* while I sew it up?
Lucifer: Are you going to sew my wounds with that needle?!
Lilith: No, your pants.
Lucifer: Ahhh
Lucifer takes off his torn pants. And yes, hus underwear has printed ducklings.
Lilith: And you, Mammon, go and ask Niffty for something to eat.
Mammon: Greaaaaaat. Okay, Luci, I'm leaving because my hunger is as fierce as some dangerous Imps *laughs again and leaves*
Lucifer: Let's see if you keep laughing, knowing that I control your ring.
Lilith: Please, Luci. Don't be angry anymore.
Lucifer: And how could I not be angry after the stupid thing they did behind my back? Speaking of stupid things, what an idiot I am for not having found Stolas yet, Oh My Father. I've already checked every corner of the rings and that Goetia doesn't appear. Well...
Lilith: Well, what?
Lucifer: I checked every corner, except the Imps' zone when they attacked me. And I'm still an idiot because it is said that he is having an affair with an Imp.
Lilith: The ex-prince of the Goetia having an affair with an Imp? This has become a soap opera.
Lucifer uses his magic to dress himself in better clothes and leaves the room. In the lobby, the rest of the sins, including Alastor, did not hide their desire to laugh after seeing on television how some simple Imps attacked the king of Hell.
Lucifer: Keep laughing, you fuckers. You won't see your rings in a long time. But now I have better things to...
But when he opens the doors of the Hotel to leave again, he finds a young Goetia about to knock on the door. It seemed that the girl was crying.
Octavia: King Lucifer?
Lucifer: Umm... yes?
Octavia: I need your help.
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saltressmistress Ā· 2 months ago
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HI I MADE FANART
I MADE FANART OF BEELZEBUB BCUZ I LOVE THEM--
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH :D šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸŖ°šŸŖ°šŸŖ°šŸŖ°šŸŖ°
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Here's like the ref image, legit just color picked from it dfsjhgfdsjghjhdsf more or less a practice piece (i got too lazy to clean it up properly x_x)
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et-is-an-alien Ā· 1 month ago
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Youre gonna hate the end of episode 6
If you want any fanfic recommendations lmk
AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY, BOTH OF YOU GET YOUR ASSES BACK IN THAT BOOKSHOP AND MAKE UP RIGHT NOW
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anyarlly Ā· 1 year ago
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@the-graceful-dahlia The chess scene was my fav,, i even showed it to my bf who i made watch good omens so he could understand my ramblings haha,, hope you like this aaa i love your fic sm!!!
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eepyracc Ā· 9 months ago
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Beel continues to be my absolute favourite šŸ’Æ
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Forever supporting my unhinged man šŸ™‹ā€ā™€ļø look at this regal looking mf every word he says makes me weak
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perfectwitchcrown Ā· 24 days ago
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Dante and Betrayal in Make the Exorcist Fall in Love
Ok so now that chapter 79 has come out I really want to discuss something I think is kind of interesting as a through line between Dante's Inferno and Dante in Make The Exorcist Fall in Love. This is mostly just word vomit haha. Also, asterisks indicate footnotes that I've left towards the bottom of the post!
Cw: discussion of sexual violence, victim blaming, and homophobia. Also, image of cartoon gore (when priest pulled out his eye in the first chapter) after the read more
In the Divine Comedy, the closer Dante the pilgrim moves to the center of hell, the more intense Dante the poet is casting the sins being punished there are. So, Dante starts in Limbo, which he presents as containing the least serious of sins, then continues on through a variety of different sins. The ninth and final circle of hell, containing what Dante the poet felt was the most serious of sins, is treachery. In the notes to their translation of the Inferno, Robert Hollander and Jean Hollander write that "The three most gravely punished sinners of the poem are Judas Iscariot, who betrayed Jesus (founder of the Church), as well as Brutus and Cassius, who betrayed Julius Caesar (the first ruler of the empire" (639).
Dante Alighieri presents betrayal then as the worst sin possible, which I think has been carried through into Ekuoto Dante's perception of whatever happened with Vergilius in the past.
Specifically, Iā€™m thinking of their conversation in chapter 20. Verge identifies Danteā€™s powers as relating to Lotā€™s wife turning to a pillar of salt when fleeing Sodom.
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I think Danteā€™s response is pretty interesting for several reasons. For one, based on the paneling and what we see, heā€™s identifying Sodom with the church, not with Verge. Verge, as someone who fled then is Lot, and Dante positions himself as Lotā€™s wife, which is both fascinating in the way heā€™s presenting their relationship and that it implies that he views his decision to stay with the church as a decision of weakness, just as Lotā€™s wife turning to look back at Sodom is considered spiritual weakness.
It was his betrayal of Verge then that he considers his sin.
Frankly though I wonder if thereā€™s an element of miscommunication between the two of them as well in regard to this.
This is the part where I get super speculative, because we still donā€™t know what happened in the panel depicted (although I wonder if weā€™ll be finding out soon). But, just based on the few things weā€™ve seen, thereā€™s a couple things Iā€™d like to propose.
I donā€™t think Dante and Vergilius in have ever explicitly told each other that they love each other. I could be totally wrong about this, but based on Danteā€™s reactions in this chapter, both to the homophobia he experienced and not wanting to talk about it with Verge, and his shyness around romantically charged physical contact with him (itā€™s Verge who holds his hand, Dante doesnā€™t hold it back), and just based on the fact that they were kids, I think whatever splintering in their relationship occurred it was before either of them had actually been able to verbally express what they meant to each other. They reaaaaally read to me as having still been in that first gay crush where youā€™re sort of together but also not really acknowledging it stage of their relationship.*
I wonder if Verge may have been victim blamed in some regard for what happened with that priest we see. I could see Arima Aruma making commentary on the way victims of sexual exploitation can be blamed if theyā€™re ā€œimperfectā€ victims. Personally, I donā€™t trust Abbott Nicholas like even a little bit in how he handles situations, and just based on the expression Dante has as a kid looking back at him, I wonder if he may have said something pretty fucked. Or, at the very least, not helpful at all towards Verge, and tinged in some way, by homophobia. Like, ultimately, at his age Verge was not capable of consenting whatsoever to what was happening. I wonder if because Verge was accepting money in return, Abbott Nicholas may have blamed him partially for what happened**
All of these proposals in consideration, then, I think potentially color Vergeā€™s comment when he says ā€œhow cruelā€ in chapter 20. I wonder if Danteā€™s betrayal may have also been a deeper betrayal of their relationship -> not just that he didnā€™t go with him, but that he may have not acknowledged the relationship they had. In other words, if Abbott Nicholas may have victim blamed Verge in a way that also centered his queerness and Dante froze.
Returning to the conversation in chapter 20 then, if, from Vergeā€™s perspective, Danteā€™s powers reference sexual intercourse between men, and Dante may have never fully communicated how he felt for Verge, that how cruel may have been because he was taking it as further shaming him for his own assault -> if the sin is having had sex with a man, and if Verge may have been blamed for his rape, then Danteā€™s powers may come across as further victim blaming towards Verge, that because Verge was sexually abused by a man as a form of survival sex work (not that he could have ever consented to that at his age), Verge has ā€œcommitted sin,ā€ whereas Dante has not (presuming that Dante has never had sex with a man, which like, idk but idk if Verge knows either).
Danteā€™s response, ā€œthatā€™s not my sinā€ then, wouldnā€™t actually refute that to Verge. It would just tie into that. ā€œNo, Iā€™ve never had sex with a man, thatā€™s not my sinā€ -> which also would function as a further rejection of the feelings they held for each other.
On the other hand, I donā€™t think thatā€™s how Dante meant it. I think Danteā€™s perspective on it not having been his sin, especially with how he follows it up, and with what he said towards the beginning of the series about love, is that he doesnā€™t view his feelings towards Verge as sin at all. Rather, it was his failure to take his side that he views as his sin. His response he may have meant both as a ā€œwhat I felt for you wasnā€™t sinā€ and a ā€œwhat happened to you wasnļæ½ļæ½ļæ½t your fault.ā€ The panel frames the church as Sodom, so the sin of what occurred to Verge is not homosexuality, but rape, and Dante clearly places the blame with the priest.
And to tie into this, I think itā€™s significant that itā€™s not Danteā€™s personal money he uses to pay women at brothels to offer them the financial means to leave sex work should they choose, itā€™s church funds.***
TL;DR
To sum all this up, I think Dante and Verge may both have skewed understandings of what went wrong in their relationship and how they felt towards each other, but I think the idea that Dante betrayed Verge is central to it. Iā€™m not sure that Vergilius thinks that Dante betrayed him though. I think this is Danteā€™s perspective of whatever happened that we still donā€™t know about. I am interested in seeing if we get any further information about their past in the next chapter or if we wonā€™t be seeing anymore for a while.
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*I think further in support of this is Vergeā€™s reaction at the bowling alley when Priest falsely confirms that Dante is having sex with women in brothels. He teases Dante in their fight in chapters 20-21 for being worked up over him, but honestly, I donā€™t think he has confidence that his feelings for him in childhood were reciprocated in the same way.
**In support of this I think we should consider Danteā€™s reaction following Priestā€™s assault in the first chapter. Priest blames himself for his assaultā€”ā€œI looked upon a woman with lust. I am deserving of this punishmentā€ā€”and Dante immediately thinks of Abbott Nicholas, and then immediately tries to impress upon Priest that consensual sexual desire isnā€™t wrong.
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***Dante seems to consider his position within the church as one that enables him to decrease exploitation the most. Daniel, in one of the files, refers to the policy (that he instituted) post Mother Rosa death of banning the weak from serving as exorcists, as having resulted in the exploitation of children, who now make up the bulk of the exorcists. If Dante leaves the church at this point, he would be doing so as one of the remaining adult exorcists, leaving the work to the rest of the children
Random Extra Thoughts:
Iā€™ve seen speculation that shit may have gone down between the two of them in-between the four year timeskip after the first chapter since Dante has become noticeably more pessimistic. Personally, based on Verge knowing about Dante going to brothels, and based on Dante knowing to look for Verge by speaking to sex workers at brothels, I wonder if they may have seen each other at a brothel. Vergilius wouldā€™ve been a witch by this point. Iā€™ve had to go through parts of the manga again, but heā€™s been a witch for at least ten years at this point. Which is an interesting timeline, since Dante and Mother Rosa were both present 11 years ago at the fight against Beelzebub. Much to consider
Also, Dante and Verge keep referencing each otherā€™s respective ages (that Dante has been aging and Verge is still young) and tying it not just to appearance but also behavior. With the potential miscommunication in regards to their feelings with each other, I sort of also wonder if Verge associates their relationship with their youth as well, and may assume that the romantic element to their love for each other is something Dante considers himself to have grown out of.
Tying into the above, I think itā€™s significant that we the audience havenā€™t yet seen an ordinary adult who is openly gay. Verge and the other witches who are queer (Erskine and Cyril based on their presence sharing a broom naked in the background of the witchā€™s sabbath, other various witches whoā€™ve been similarly paired off) have all frozen themselves in time. Dante is gay, but based on his behavior at the brothels, not out. Also, and this could just be early series wonkiness, but when Abbott Nicholas tells Dante in the first chapter not to introduce Priest to a variety of vices, womanizing comes up as one of them. So, like, whatever happened in the past, I donā€™t think Dante has ever acknowledged himself as gay to Abbott Nicholas or the larger community.
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abyssal-wonders Ā· 2 years ago
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got back into obey me again
i missed being family therapist for the demon bros
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poison-ives777 Ā· 1 year ago
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I finally watched Good Omens. 10/10. Destroyed me just as much as ofmd. I am Crowley and he is me. Iā€™m gonna go cry now.
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paris-in-space Ā· 1 year ago
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How we feeling Ineffable Bureaucracy fans?
I for one am ecstatic.
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derpkind Ā· 1 year ago
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The way Beelzebub treated their flies so softly is going to have me emotional forever probably.
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jackatt14 Ā· 4 months ago
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don't u just love spending $30 all so u can see ppl draw or make content of Beelzebub in a fanzine šŸ˜šŸ˜
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honeysukel Ā· 1 year ago
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Chloenette good omens au
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inafever Ā· 1 year ago
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One of my main problems right now, is that bleeding, Buddy Holly Everyday song, that's playing in my head on repeat and it isn't helping the matter with heartbreak AT ALL
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brighteyesandmessyhair Ā· 1 year ago
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i need to rewatch good omens because WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I MISSED SO MANY THINGS also i just want to watch the ineffable husbands over and over again until i end up sobbing into the ground.
i did not expect to become this attached when i first starting watching.
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mechieonu Ā· 1 year ago
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just finished good omens s2. i'm in so much fucking pain and agony
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2af-afterdark Ā· 2 years ago
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OM! Beel and his WHB counterpart are so different. Imagine if they met
I actually think they would be okay together. OM!Beelzebub could definitely keep up with WHB!Beelzebub's galavanting as long as there is food to be had. WHB!Beelzebub is said to cook everywhere he goes, although you shouldn't eat it. OM!Beel has tried OM!Solomon's food though, so I guess he's willing to try it at least once. The only question is if OM!Beel would okay...
Where they differ, though, is their loyalty. WHB!Beelzebub is constantly away from his kingdom to the point that it has fallen to the mafia. OM!Beel is the most loyal to his family and filled with guilt over the one time he feels he failed them (Lilith). That is the one thing that would tear the counterparts apart. They are fundamentally different on where their priorities lie.
WHB!Beelzebub has a kind of terrifying power; making the impossible possible even if it bends the laws of reality. OM!Beel gets super strength. Honestly? The two of them teaming up would be too powerful. They'd cover all the bases.
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