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valtsv · 5 months ago

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one #'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot #when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.

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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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stoffbergart · 10 months ago

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happy birthday to my best friend grey 🐇🩵🫂🛌

#illustration #art #it's not his birthday Right Now but i want to show the world my friend :)#comic

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cozylittleartblog · 7 months ago

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i dont know how to explain it but joining extremely small fandoms with only a few people in them feels like this

#doodles #ms paint #memes #life is paint #dat me #this post is about #art #knight rider #but also probably a couple other things #you will see the same 3 or 4 usernames regularly. you'll be mutuals with LITERALLY half the fandom (two people).#you are all circulating the same 47 TOTAL posts around between each other #edit - i am formally claiming this post for the knight rider fandom. finally my first 'this post is about x' banner ......#not that i care people are relating but i want people to know this is about a man who solves crimes and is gay for his car #(the car is also gay)

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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frenchublog · 13 days ago

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#arcane #silco #silco arcane #jinx and silco #my art #please don't repost #hello i've been listening to that “sucker” song for HOURS #the palette was pretty i wanted to paint his face

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hinamie · 1 month ago

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trick or treat!

#my art #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #maki zenin #yuta okkotsu #inumaki toge #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #u could argue that the spoilers r hidden by the costumes but idw take my chances #i havent posted art in a billion years i feel like a fraud and i am going to get a bad grade in tumblr dot com #so i am posting these early idc anymore #i still have probably one more halloween draws i plan on posting but im cracking i want these out of my drafts Now #these KILLED ME #i miss drawing fast i miss it so badddddd #dont get me wrong the costume design ws so fun i loved it but god did it take ages #but on the bright side. yuuji in a toga.#on another bright side. little devil nobara n cowgirl maki #on yet anotHER bright side. eldritch horror pandachu #these costumes eat if i do say so myself ghjsdfkgjf undead inuokko makes me so happy also they r so cute #not to mention megumi in his gay little hat god i made itfs so obnoxiously flirty in this #remember when i said the timeskip art ws the least heterosexual group photo i've ever drawn i take it back #theyre disgusting . save nobara episode 356325746732 #anyway happy 10 days early halloween <3 #i will try to not take a whole week to finish the last piece(s)

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druid-for-hire · 2 years ago

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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

#dinosaur #evolution #comic #prehistoric #animal #wildlife #paleontology #biology #poetry #comics #original #my art #archaeopteryx has no direct living descendants i know #but i wanted something aerial and the dinosaur to bird connection is classic and well known anyway #also the chicken over any other bird is very on purpose #its the mix of truth and comedy and genuineness and the fantastic in the mundane #its me asking you to see something so wonderful in something taken so un-seriously #and to love it both ways #also the jurassic park thing #where someone saw the reconstructed gait of a dino #and said. hey hang on. i know that walk.#and pulled up footage of a chicken walking #which jumpstarted the entire study into the link between dinosaurs and birds #in the end take whatever you want from it i just thought id provide some insight #i always like it when other artists do #the point is that i enjoy when people laugh at the end and when they dont #and i like it when they cry. i like it best when they both laugh and cry. eeaao intent #anyway mourn your losses but to live is to change #also hi guys i finally figured out tipping after 5 months so no more annoying ko-fi link #the antidote to despair is awe

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bug-s0da · 3 months ago

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blehhh...

i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer

#that animation kicked my ass #SUPER fun though. i love ace attorney sprite work #i want to make my own aa ocs now...#but n e wayz hi olivia if youre seeing this i hope u have SO much fun with the rest of the games :]#i Will be keeping up with the aa liveblogging it helps keep me insane about ace attorney #bug art #snapcube #ace attorney #bug animated

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dilfosaur · 6 months ago

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happy chilchuck gijinka day to ME

#doodle #chilchuk tims #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #ive been waiting for this ep #i want to shove his entire fist in my mouth

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doctorsiren · 2 months ago

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Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #scalene cipher #euclid cipher #gravity falls fanart #cipher family fun au #digital art #my art #procreate #I just think it would be funny if like…he didn’t destroy his home dimension and instead just left to do crazy things because he wanted to #and his parents are like ‘omg that’s our boy! tormenting the masses! gaining followers! so proud of you honey!!’

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eydilily · 16 days ago

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this is fine

#namemc spoilers #goodtimeswithscar #gtws fanart #wild life smp #life series smp #trafficblr #i wanted to draw him a bit more manic but it didnt come out that crazy #i still really like this though :]#fun experimenting with colors !!!!#eydidraws #my art #mcyt #also if it wasnt obvious i love his skins for wl #i believe i must thank hoffen for that praise be

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asweetprologue · 5 months ago

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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

#put him out of his misery #it would have been kinder #like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession #and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad #that's so EMBARASSING #it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation #i would have self immolated #dungeon meshi #kabru #laois #labru

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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Continuation of this

#trying to write bills cipher in character is harder than it looks #I HAD to finish this comic but I have so many other things to do so now I gotta go do that #it’s nearly 1am help #my art #gravity falls #twins in time au #Stan pines #Stanley pines #bill cipher #I think the idea of bill weaponising Stans fear of losing his brother is so interesting a concept #especially because he literally does lose him in the future #baby Stan having to atone for the actions of his future self when he just wants his cool brother to like him #:((((

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ruushes · 11 months ago

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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

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#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me.#he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt.#also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year ago

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

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