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every time you compare the barbie movie to fight club an angel gets its wings violently ripped off
#sorry. the barbie movie was shit in comparison to fight club. to me#barbie movie will be forgotten within the next ten or so years meanwhile fight club will be iconic forever.#and i know this sounds like i'm saying 'the barbie movie is feminine and thus is less valuable than fight club which is masculine'#but i swear to god that isn't it#the fact is that the barbie movie's overall message was so weak in comparison to fight club#i would argue that the same could be said for the cinematography of the barbie movie in comparison to fight club.#AND the overall storyline.#there's also the fact that the barbie movie is quite literally just a really long ad for the barbie line#which the barbie movie isn't uniquely guilty of. this could be applied to any movie or series about an existing toyline.#idk i have opinions on this#talk.txt
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I swear to god, if all you people who complained about Biden being on the Dem ticket now don't vote in November, I'm going to wanna strangle all of you.
#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOTE#I swear to god#all you youngsters need to vote#even if the Dem candidate isn't your fav one#anyone is better than trump#vote like your lives depend on it#cause older people always vote in November#Joe Biden#us politics#uspol#kvietka rants
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tragic little victorian child still serving cunt despite it all 💜
#was gonna wait to post this until the morning but it's Juneteenth heheh#happy Juneteenth Thistle 💕#also if anyone tries to tell me that Thistle isn't a victorian child I swear to god (I KNOW OKAY IT'S A JOKE)#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#thistle dunmeshi#thistle dungeon meshi#thistle#my art
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
#ramble#also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99#and chilli cheese bites#i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am#if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions#it's FOOD. you'll survive#it's not even NECESSARY food#if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand#but it's just NOT#make your own coffee for the love of god#when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do#and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE'#and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you#also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places#because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one
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I don't know how to explain it, but I think it's SO interesting that Fiddleford keeps the photo of Emma-May and Tate visible on top of his desk to "keep him grounded" (whatever THAT means...), while he kept the photo of him and Ford at BMU hidden in his desk (which he brought with him to Gravity Falls for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON).
I mean, the text doesn't outright say that it was hidden, but considering that Ford had to RANSACK Fiddleford's notes to even find it after living with him for MONTHS....
#i know i'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning and whatever this is isn't gonna make sense#but it's 2 am and as of right now it does#fiddleford i know what you are....#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#gf stanford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#gf fiddleford#fiddleford x stanford#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#i swear to god this specific page in tbob won't leave me alone#shout out to you are in love by t swift for making me realize this lol
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Yes killer i believe you do.
#i swear to god killer is just my muse for comedy or some shit#he isn't even my favourite character#(that'd be horror)#art#digital art#undertale au#my art#digital drawing#utmv#undertale#sans#sans au#ut#ut au#utmv sans#killer sans#killer!sans#bad sanses#bad guy sanses#horror sans#dust sans#murder sans#nightmare sans#cw eye strain
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there's no way to say this without sounding like i can't take criticism (i can, it's something i had to work on like everybody else), but some people are like. really bad at giving constructive criticism and i think if you're receiving crit from someone that's not a bad thing to keep in mind for ur own sanity lol
#swear to god this is not about any one instance in particular#i just feel like there r a lot of people who give criticism without#coming from a place of 'what are the author's intentions'#and 'how does my crit help the auth clarify or improve on executing these intentions'#anyways there's advice about taking the advice that's relevant to you and leave that which isn't so this is an extension of that#anyways if you have ever had a frightfully uncharitable and unhelpful critique experience i hope u get what i mean#disclaimer that this applies differently to sensitivity readers#i think#i guess#anyways hiiiii#writeblr#chitchat
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Ok but,
Ed finally getting an in with the high society crowd whose lives he had idolised (because it was as far away as he could get from the part of him he hated) and unknowingly leaving behind stede who wanted to escape that life because all it did was hurt him, only for everything to come crashing down on ed
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Stede finally getting an in with the pirate crowd whose lives he had idolised (because it was as far away as he could get from the part of him he hated) and unknowingly leaving behind ed who wanted to escape that life because all it did was hurt him, only for everything to come crashing down on stede
i'm not doing good i dont think am i just expected to wait another whole week????
Part 2 because dear god this show is going to kill me
#if the finale isn't a 40min special I SWEAR TO GOD#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#our flag means death spoilers#our flag means death#our flag means death s2#our flag means death season 2#ofmd edward teach#ofmd ed teach#ofmd stede#ed teach#edward teach#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#blackbonnet
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eef wieners...
#all the recent re8 shitposts i've been getting on my dash have inspired me#i haven't been really in this fandom for a good 3 years now#but one of my friends mentioned something related to RE and i just fell down the rabbit hole all over again#so here i am#obsessed once again#also you cant convince me that karl isn't the frutiest mf in the franchise#i swear to god he gets gayer by the second#also ethan in general has got to be the most traumatized character#like can this poor man get a break#just let him live in peace like the regular joe-schmo suburban dad he wants to be#these tags are a mess#sorry about that#the worms in my head demanded pittance#re8#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#resident evil#resident evil village#wintersberg#sorta#my art
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r.i.p. andrew minyard you would've hated the way this fandom characterises you
#zoe yaps#bro him and neil i swear to god#LEAVE andreil alone they are perfect just the way they are#god the RAGE i feel whenever anyone tries to make andreil grumpy x sunshine#no one gets them like i get them#i'll write an essay about this someday but andrew is NOT the stoic unemotional stone of a person the fandom likes to make him#the same way neil isn't the soft blushy uwu boy the fandom likes to make HIM#this fandom...#i swear to god#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil
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#animated gif#animated gifs#gif#gifs#old advertisements#old ads#retro#neon#tokyo#olympics#police cars#advertisements#coke#I swear to god this isn't from blade runner#80s
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I miss Lou, hope he's doing ok.
#lou ferrigno jr#i swear to fucking god#if the behaviour of some of you have made him retreat#you haven't seen me pissed off yet#that man has done nothing wrong and to blame him and call him horrendous things#bc your ship isn't happening right now? get some fucking perspective.#bucktommy#text post
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Hiragi: Are you fucking high?
Togame: Am I what?
Hiragi: High.
Togame: Hiiii <3
#god bless his seiyuu for this oh my god#he's not sober i swear he isn't#'with this glasses nobody will notice'#this is how the whole scene went btw#wind breaker#toma hiragi#jo togame
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i have this thing about accurate name meanings...
#will graham#hannibal lecter#alana bloom#jack crawford#bedelia du maurier#nbc hannibal#name meanings#bedelia's name meaning is SENDING me#i swear this isn't a crack post#that is *literally* what the poor woman's name means#bedelia straight up said#god give me strength#and god answered#the fact that hannibal and jack also have a#gods approval#is just as intriguing
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I dunno why when it's radiostatic then I'm either indifferent or sometimes, rarely as it is, even like top!Alastor but when it's radioapple then even a thought about top!Alastor and bottom!Lucifer makes me wanna to gouge my eyes out haha
Samsies, Anon XD When it comes to radiostatic, I don't mind top!Alastor. I've actually like it on a few occasions of Alastor domming Vox. It's delicious. It's exquisite. Very yummy.
I think its the fandom-wide depiction of top!Alastor and bottom!Lucifer that turns me off from that dynamic. With Vox, Alastor gets to be more himself. He's not turned into this super suave alpha male dude (probs because Vox already fits that bill LMAO). Alastor gets to keep his fun and silly characteristics. I've seen more fan art of Alastor in a dress in radiostatic than radioapple, and I would like to thank the radiostatic community for contributing to my health. Thank you for putting my pookie in a dress, he looks amazing and beautiful just like he should.
And Vox gets to be his silly self too. He's still a boyfail. He's a mess. He's suave and charming, but obsessive and goofy at the same time. They match each other's freak.
From what I've seen, radiostatic typically feels closer to their canon counterparts than a lot of radioapple, which might be why I've been so drawn to radiostatic lately.
Their dynamic is so much more complicated and interesting than a lot of radioapple too, which is INSANE because Lucifer is literally the King of Hell, a prideful son of bitch, and an insecure, depressed mess who's been shown to despise Sinners. Alastor is a silly, girlpop, murderous Overlord who's rise to power is a mystery to EVERYONE (that should've been also impossible considering the assumption that he killed the other Overlords), he had an immediate dislike towards Lucifer that was never explained or expanded on, AND he's slowly been driven to (more) insanity because someone owns his soul, and that someone could very well be Lilith, Lucifer's ex-wife. THESE TWO ARE SUCH TASTY, COMPLICATED CHARACTERS AND RADIOAPPLE SHOULD BE THE TASTIEST OF SHIPS.
And yet, they're starting to feel like the oatmeal of ships. Bland and boring.
Don't get me wrong, I DO like radioapple. I do. I promise. I wouldn't be writing radioapple fanfic if I didn't. But it is hard to find enjoyment in the ship when most of what I see turns the characters into tropes and caricatures that strip them of all their tastiest qualities.
#am I feeling salty tonight?#I think I'm feeling salty tonight#I just woke up I shouldnt be this bitter#siiiiigh#radioapple do be tasting more like flavorless oatmeal the more I interact with the ship#these two should be the TASTIEST ship in the fandom#WHY DO THEY LACK SO MUCH SPICE??????#why are they so BORING#why isn't their messiest and most toxic flaws explored????#WHY DO THEY CONTINUE TO STRIP ALASTOR OF HIS GIRLYPOP I SWEAR TO GOD THATS WHAT MAKES THE MOST ANGRY#and I know people won't enjoy my radioapple depictions either#this isnt me saying that my depictions are superior to anyone elses#I just find the fandon-wide characterization of these two frustration#Radiostatic my beloved#out here saving my sanity#radiostatic#radioapple#appleradio#Staticradio#asks#anon#anonymous
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little things of my darling old gal mockley who i love a normal amount
#my art#oc#mockley#anthro#???? kind of? i never know what to call her. little dinosaur-lookin freak (who i love)#drawing her body type is difficult with dramatic poses sometimes so i just pretend she isn't kind of hunchbacked and stooped#master class in avoiding challenges rather than facing them !! from me#most of it isn't her blood dw guys i know everyone cares deeply about mockley's wellbeing#blood///#i never know how to tag these sorta things forgive me amen#i swear to god i will finally set up my sketch blog when i get back from the beach tomorrow too amen
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