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afditlodap · 4 months
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just cried watching daniel and depression lmao i have not seen that video since he released it
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pppuri · 11 days
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you and me and the devil makes three
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crabussy · 2 years
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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valtsv · 6 months
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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this
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toskarin · 1 year
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oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit
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egophiliac · 6 months
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
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monstermoviedean · 1 year
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truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you
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july-19th-club · 2 years
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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hinamie · 24 days
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I'll give them shelter like you've done for me
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joshuamj · 2 months
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Hero.
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umblrspectrum · 18 days
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so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground
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thebibliosphere · 3 months
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Still not over the head of cardiology, who said she wouldn't formally diagnose me with dysautonomia because she didn't want me to think of myself as disabled.
As if good vibes and a can-do attitude can stabalize autonomic dysfunction.
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3rdsday · 2 months
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Tommy basically said "the DSMP was good because it was, and still is, loved" and that basically sums up my feelings on the matter too.
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lotus-pear · 2 months
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partners in crime or smt idk
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the-scooby-gang · 2 years
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There are many benefits to being Barbie's cousin
My Ko-fi
Edit: Guys I know her last name is Roberts. This is an AU and also a Barbie Tickets meme it’s not that deep
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vulpinesaint · 2 months
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pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
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