#but i made grilled cheese

[honeyrisuke]

Me at my desk after two lengthy zoom meetings in which my team ripped apart all of my work with a violence never before seen on planet earth

[failfemme]

personally, i only found one recipe in here to try out, but i loved the general tips on cooking to achieve particular colors, tastes, or textures. there’s worksheets for figuring out your aversions that can also be used as communication aids for nonverbal ppl.

recipes all have their colors, tastes, and textures labeled right up top, so you know if it suits your needs right away. the author is autistic and has an extremely nonjudgmental way of writing about picky eating.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[peaceandlove26]

fluttershy & trixie eating grilled cheese

[superiorsturgeon]

Grilled Cheese

Nora: 😡

Ren: 😰

Jaune: 😥

Pyrrha: …I don’t think-

Nora: NO. 😡

Pyrrha: You shouldn’t blame Jaune-

Nora: I. BLAME. JAUNE. 🤬

Ren: I am SO sorry- 😣

Nora: I’ll deal with YOU later! 🤬

Pyrrha: Nora, please…! 😩

Nora: Don’t you give me that! Your boyfriend is the cause of this! Your boyfriend seduced MY boyfriend! 😡

Jaune: I’m sorry! I didn’t realize that a pizza grilled cheese would cause so much trouble! 😫

Nora: SHUT IT, HOMEWRECKER!!!

Nora: Ren took one bite of your devil sandwich and immediately made a sound that it took me MONTHS to get out of him in our bedroom! 🤬

Ren: Would it help if I said I saved half of it for you…? *tentatively holds up pizza-flavored grilled cheese sandwich complete with sautéed pepperoni*

Nora: *outraged gasp* WOULD IT HELP IF-

Nora: *snatches sandwich* Fine!! Just to show you that this sandwich is a symbol of BETRAYAL!!

Nora: *bites into sandwich*

Nora: 😶

Jaune: …I-I put some homemade tomato sauce between the slices of mozzarella-

Nora: This is the best sandwich I’ve ever tasted… 🤤

Pyrrha: See? I told you! 😊

Ren: Does this mean that you like the sandwich and we’re all forgiven…?

Nora: *practically deep-throating the grilled cheese* Are you kidding?! I want this sandwich to impregnate me! 😋

Ren: *turns to Jaune* I need that recipe right now. 😠

[bigintorobotsrightnow]

important question would edgar or am know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich

No, Edgar can't. And he's been banned from the kitchen without supervision... I can't imagine he knows how to do much, he's very new to literally everything but he's trying his best :'-(

[sometimesmaybespoof]

I forget I have Tumblr sometimes...

Oh hi everybody :3 hiiihii hello!!

I'm not dead !! I swear!!!

*suspiciously dead looking individual*

Erm... HEHEHE- WHAT? dirt under my fingernails?? PSSHH- I just like messing with ant piles HHH-

Uhhh- oh you guys are starving huh? Here's some treats!!

Postal Dudes :3 he's pretty sillie

Oh and here's some mor!!

Gordy!!! Gordon!!! Gordon Freeman!!! <3 (I'm love himb)

[lead0]

You are my favorite artist, your drawings are really a great inspiration for me when it comes to drawing, if you don't mind, could I ask for a bushmedicine? I think they would look very cute in your style

aaa thank you so much it really means a lot to me to hear that haha

i hope i did them justice :)

[shortshowname]

Been on a streak of drawing Two-Brains in a ponytail after thinking about that one time I drew Two-Brains in a ponytail

[solgemn]

The way i just realized we actually only got to see silco and powder together the one time because we have put SO much silco and powder content into the fandom 😭

[bonchobrick]

(angst alert !! death + slight blood tw !!)

Tim is stuck in a sticky situation and has to call a certain 'spooky' friend for help.

Jason would probably call him a dumbass for trying to do something so stupid. Well, atleast thats what Tim thinks Jason would do, he isn't for sure though, he isn't certain.

Because Jason's laying on the ground with a flat pulse and he wont be giving him any answers anytime soon.

---

“Don' look so weird replacement, its just anoth’r day in gotham.” His brother slurs with the slight quirk of his lips

"Jason don't fucking do this to me!" Tim hisses tears cursing his eyes

And Jason, oh that bastard—bleeding out on the pavement and in Tim’s arms sends him his classic beaming Robin Smile. 

"Love ya' little bro take care of yo'rself, kay?" he says eyes fluttering

"Jay," Tim cries, "You dick."

For all the joy and hope and belief his smile conveyed for the first time in a long time—his red blood muddled what should’ve been such a nice sight. Tim held him on the pavement with someone yelling on the comm mic on the floor that he just can’t bother trying to pay attention to. 

The pavement is cold. The air is cold. His brother is cold. It’s all so cold tonight. 

All the younger boy does close his eyes and slowly, In. Out. In. Out.

He lets himself breathe for a minute. Lets the horror wash over him. Lets himself absorb what just happened,

Then he gets back to work. 

Like a switch his brain is back online running at a hundred miles an hour–what is the best scenario, what should I do when my brother's wrist is limp and his eyes are shut, what do I do if he’s dead again, what can i do, how can I Fix. This.

Thoughts cloud his mind, whirring around his head like layers and layers of messy documents has just been dumped on his desk and he’s shuffling through them panicked trying to find the right file because its somewhere here, there is something and he just needs to sort. it. out. And–

Then it all becomes clear. 

His desk is back to clean and stationary. All of the papers are gone back into neat piles in neat manila folders, stored away in tidy filing shelves–

Everything is gone aside from one little yellow sticky note in the center of the desk.

“Well, Jay?” Tim chuckles with a cracked voice, “Second times the charm right?”

In his mind, at the center of it all, on a yellow sticky note lies the words in green ink: ‘Contact The Ghost King.’

Slowly he shifts and with a loud grunt he lifts up Jason, “Up we go!”

“--im? Why do you have Red Hood’s Comm–Tim what happened! Tim!” the comm speaker plays faintly in the background of his head, “Tim! Whatever you’re thinking off doing, don’t!” someone Tim can’t think about hisses

Tim hums absentmindedly towards the mic, almost automatically, “Don’t worry Babs, I’ve got it covered.”

Walking away from the roof he thinks to himself, I wonder where Jason would wanna wake up? Perhaps his apartment? Yea, i think that would go well by him–let’s head to the apartment.  

And just like that Tim leaves a crime scene—shuffling away with a dead body over his shoulder and a plan.

“Jay,” Tim murmurs to the corpse on his shoulder, “You’re really gonna hate this, but i’m doing this for you anyways cause I love you. So dont be too hard on me when you wake up okay asshole?”

Tim stumbles off into the stairwell making his descent and sometime as he walks away Barbara faintly catches him on the comm saying

“-Your gonna love Danny and making your lame 'im a dead guy' jokes with him man .”

[mod2amaryllis]

we live on the same planet as sandwiches.. don't kill yourself

[sas-afras]

we can act high and mighty all we want but i KNOW that after a longass day of running around getting shot at by crackheads and shrek knockoffs that that cold ass can of porn n beans hits like nothing else.

[sleepyeepy]

just saw a sam edit to crack baby by mitski…. sam winchester they could never make me hate you

[martyrbat]

autistic! bruce wayne & grilled cheese

[ID: Alfred Pennyworth bringing Bruce Wayne his dinner of a grilled cheese sandwich. Bruce is in his Batman costume and is using an electric pencil sharpener as he sits at a desk. He looks up at Alfred and starts to ask, “Did you...?” Alfred interrupts, “Of course, sir. No crust, just as you like it.” Bruce starts munching down on the grilled cheese as he holds it with a napkin (despite having his gloves on). He's holding a letter with his other hand and says to himself, “Okay, who's next?” END ID]

[balmungkriemhild]

Grill cheese

grill cheese