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The case of the missing carrot ~

(comms open,take a look and see if you're interested 🥰)

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beyond parody

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People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

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Imagine getting your ass beat in grand finals by a dude who's sobbing

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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

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You are a human being in America, not a lion on the savannah during a drought. It is not normal for you to refer to someone else’s kid as your “genetic rival” and wish them ill. Our species does not work like that. You do not sound cool, you sound like a weirdo.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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💘💖💝

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St Valentine is also the patron saint of the mentally ill and the Island of Lesbos so Happy Valentine's Day to all mentally ill lesbians

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"you are a tar pit" changed me. like sometimes people are inescapably and self-feedingly miserable and angry and bad-faith and i never really had the language to call that out or talk about it before that one post. so thank you to the original tar pit for changing my world, wherever y. hey wait it shoupdnt be spelled like that. there should be two e's

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me: willabee let's take another cute willatine photo for this year!!!!!!!!!

willabee:

HAPPY WILLATINE'S DAY

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love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy