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them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

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Arcadion Nights ✨

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

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this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

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Baby Fievel

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Asked him if he was having a white boy Tuesday and he looked at me like this

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LMFAO

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I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.

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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

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this tweet is so layered to me

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Lalapril

Au Ra April

It's Rex Harasta time baby!!!!!

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I hear the DSM-VI will be getting rid of all the current disorders and just adding a bunch of dere types.

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transparent sneetly sniler

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(x) id lose my fucking mind. imagine climbing nearly 10k ft of elevation thinking you're the first to ever do it n turns out someone beat you to it a millennium ago