#but i got to it

[pigswithwings]

lover, you're the "write" choice! (couldn't think of a better pun. sue me)

[deathfavor]

Anonymous said: [ CARRY ]: sender lifts a (nearly) sleeping receiver and carries them into their bed, tucking them in in the process (shall and Chrollo)

Thank you

Sleep is one of the few things that even Chrollo Lucilfer cannot escape, although the length of time he can delay it might fool many to think otherwise. It is in inevitably sooner or later ( both in a temporary state such as naps and sleeping as well as in the more permanent sense of death itself) that he will cave. It just happens sooner than he expected while tucked into the window seat of the library he has in this particular hideout. It was a feature in many of them, but not all. He could spend hours lost in the pages - which was precisely what had happened here. At least, until his eyes had fallen closed, dark lashes like cobwebs resting against the fair skin of his cheeks, a page still delicately held between his fingers as if he might wake and turn it any moment. ( He would not even if left undisturbed. Not until he woke again. )

The slightest touch has Chrollo's eyes opening, less like a started animal and more like an observer. Should anyone else witness it, they might indeed believe Chrollo had been awake the entire time and merely offering a ruse. But those close would know the truth that he had indeed been dozing off where he had been perched.

" Shalnark - " Chrollo only mildly attempts a noise of protest and is far from surprised at Shalnark's cheerful, if chastising, response that there'd be plenty of time for reading later and that he should get some rest. He's also fairly certain that there's a lighthearted threat in there. Not to cause harm of course, but to ensure Chrollo did go to bed and remain there an appropriate amount of time. All he can do while Sharnark carries him is offer an amused, tired smile.

( He's also pretty sure Shalnark and Pakunoda are going to share their grievances with each other while he's asleep. )

The silk sheets are comfortable and cool against his skin as he's set down and opts to simply crawl into bed rather than change or otherwise discard layers beside the coat that hadn't been put on to begin with. He sinks against the pillow and feels a blanket being pulled over top of him as Shalnark smoothes out the rest of it. "...Thank you. " He murmurs, stifling a yawn as sleep finally pulls him fully under her reign for the next few hours. " Night, Shalnark. "

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[elexuscal]

"it's concerning if university students are genuinely struggling to read full adult-level books for class" and "don't overstate the reporting of a single news article" and "if this shift is genuinely real, it's reflective of broad curriculum changes in lower education levels, probably at least in part due to remote schooling during COVID, and doesn't mean the new generation is being willfully Stupid and Vapid" and "when reading for personal pleasure people should read whatever they like without shame" and "reading from a broad variety of genres, styles, and authorial backgrounds will improve your understanding of both literature and the real world" and "actively mocking people for their tastes in books does not encourage them to become more adventurous you're just being mean" and also "but seriously adult books are not just boringly pretentious nothingburgers padded with pointless sex scenes, and claiming they are just shows how little you've read" all can and should co-exist.

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[gaydelgard]

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on