#but i got to it

[deathfavor]

Anonymous said: [ CARRY ]: sender lifts a (nearly) sleeping receiver and carries them into their bed, tucking them in in the process (shall and Chrollo)

Thank you

Sleep is one of the few things that even Chrollo Lucilfer cannot escape, although the length of time he can delay it might fool many to think otherwise. It is in inevitably sooner or later ( both in a temporary state such as naps and sleeping as well as in the more permanent sense of death itself) that he will cave. It just happens sooner than he expected while tucked into the window seat of the library he has in this particular hideout. It was a feature in many of them, but not all. He could spend hours lost in the pages - which was precisely what had happened here. At least, until his eyes had fallen closed, dark lashes like cobwebs resting against the fair skin of his cheeks, a page still delicately held between his fingers as if he might wake and turn it any moment. ( He would not even if left undisturbed. Not until he woke again. )

The slightest touch has Chrollo's eyes opening, less like a started animal and more like an observer. Should anyone else witness it, they might indeed believe Chrollo had been awake the entire time and merely offering a ruse. But those close would know the truth that he had indeed been dozing off where he had been perched.

" Shalnark - " Chrollo only mildly attempts a noise of protest and is far from surprised at Shalnark's cheerful, if chastising, response that there'd be plenty of time for reading later and that he should get some rest. He's also fairly certain that there's a lighthearted threat in there. Not to cause harm of course, but to ensure Chrollo did go to bed and remain there an appropriate amount of time. All he can do while Sharnark carries him is offer an amused, tired smile.

( He's also pretty sure Shalnark and Pakunoda are going to share their grievances with each other while he's asleep. )

The silk sheets are comfortable and cool against his skin as he's set down and opts to simply crawl into bed rather than change or otherwise discard layers beside the coat that hadn't been put on to begin with. He sinks against the pillow and feels a blanket being pulled over top of him as Shalnark smoothes out the rest of it. "...Thank you. " He murmurs, stifling a yawn as sleep finally pulls him fully under her reign for the next few hours. " Night, Shalnark. "

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[elexuscal]

"it's concerning if university students are genuinely struggling to read full adult-level books for class" and "don't overstate the reporting of a single news article" and "if this shift is genuinely real, it's reflective of broad curriculum changes in lower education levels, probably at least in part due to remote schooling during COVID, and doesn't mean the new generation is being willfully Stupid and Vapid" and "when reading for personal pleasure people should read whatever they like without shame" and "reading from a broad variety of genres, styles, and authorial backgrounds will improve your understanding of both literature and the real world" and "actively mocking people for their tastes in books does not encourage them to become more adventurous you're just being mean" and also "but seriously adult books are not just boringly pretentious nothingburgers padded with pointless sex scenes, and claiming they are just shows how little you've read" all can and should co-exist.

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[gaydelgard]

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[hansoeii]

only you.

[icedgin]

☀️

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[blabberoo]

;]

[atissi]

locked the fuck back in