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incorrectfatui · 4 months ago

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Crucabena: I lost Clervie. Dottore: How did you LOSE your own kid?! Crucabena: To be fair, she is very small.

#Dottore would never lose a kid #those are important test subjects! he needs the data!#Crucabena is not winning any mom of the year awards #she lost arlecchino too but she hasn‘t noticed yet #genshin impact #incorrect quotes #fatui #dottore #crucabena #why am I so fixated on her she showed up for 2 minutes and then died #but i find her so funny #team rocket wannabees

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linterteatime · 5 months ago

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Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

#rain world #rainworld downpour #five pebbles #artificer #looks to the moon #rivulet #fanart #my art #Hiiii so uh little rant but #i changed the way i draw moon quite a bit because i wasn't too content with the old design #i don't hate the old one or anything like that #i just feel like this one fits her a bit more personally #old one also looked a bit too goober-like in comparison to everyone else and was the only one i had not changed at all from the first time #but also also i wanted to make her look a bit more like pebbles because i like giving siblings similar things in designs #i find it cool #and also she is now taller because pebbles being the smallest in the gang is funny to me goodnight chat.

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backstepping · 1 year ago

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ayo edebiri: the movie reviewer we deserve

and her dad also has an account

#why did i only find this out via twitter what have i been doing with my life i could have spent the pandemic going through her letterboxd #she is so funny #but some of her takes are also incisive and poignant #what a great read #ayo edebiri #the bear fx #inception #pride and prejudice #etc #films #film review #jeremy allen white #movies

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arcanegifs · 8 days ago

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x04 - “Paint the Town Blue” ↳ "This doesn't have to change what we talked about in the morning. You can still..."

#had to gif my tall lanky chimken tendie #i find it funny how much maddie has try to convince cait so much when all vi had to say is cupcake and she drops EVERYTHING for her lmao #arcane #arcaneedit #arcane season 2 spoilers #arcane league of legends #league of legends arcane #league of legends #caitlyn kiramman #caitlyn #caitlyn arcane #arcane caitlyn #maddie nolen #maddie #maddie arcane #arcane maddie #arcane season 2

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kkoct-ik · 5 months ago

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yttdisms now im moved in

#kostik draws #i got so excited when i learned that midori probably stands Like That because he finds it funny to stare at sara at her eye level #what a freak...... i love him so much. eat your damn food bitch #also sou alter squad my alltime faves forever and ever. i Need to write a fanfiction about you #gin ibushi #sou hiyori #shin tsukimi #midori yttd #sara chidouin #fanart #yttd #your turn to die #kimi ga shine #the sillies #thank god i didnt forget how to draw these past few weeks i still need to finish my zine piece

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backpackingspace · 3 months ago

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Athena with odysseus: surprise attacking odysseus and bodily slamming him to palace walls (for awareness training). Randomly kidnapping him from the palace to drop him in the woods (or the ocean or on two memorable occasions on a completely different island) (survival training), using her full strength in sparing matches (odysseus has many broken bones) dragging him up by his wrist so they're face to face. Not being careful with how often she uses quick thought or any of her other powers (what? He seems fine. She's sure odysseus has always been a freak it's definitely not brain damage it's/fine/hes /fine)

Athena with telemachus, after she accidentally knocked him out once: right right odysseus and penelope taught me how to do this when they had me babysit you. Gotta be gentle so so gentle. Gotta support the head gotta craddle humans not yank them up by the wrist (she knew odysseus was a freak why didn't he say anything??) Can't just funnel her full power into the kid gotta be so gentle.

#Athena #Odysseus #Telemachus #Penelope #The odyssey #Epic the musical #I feel like this works for both so #Reminder that Athena just lives in odysseus's house and that she and telemachus are besties #They are in their pj's and coloring and braiding each other's hair #Odysseus half fuming watching this because helo where was this care for mortal limitations when he was an actual child???#The other half is so so grateful that his kids gets to have this and maybe a little bit happy to see his old mentor relax a little #Penelope just finds it funny and is also grateful that her son will not have god induced brain damage like her husband does #Athena and odysseus's wacky “training” adventures #That's going to be the tag for all of the precanon Athena odysseus shenanigans I'm planning on writing a fic for this

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aphel1on · 7 months ago

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AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

#he just like me fr #dungeon meshi #laios touden #actuallyautistic #aphelion.txt #dunmeshi #laios #autism things #im definitely chewing on that marcille lore/angst too but the laios nightmare sequence hit close to home!!#dont think falin had a great relationship with their parents either #i mean aside from being willing to abandon her in the dream. idk if that's 100% accurate to how they acted.#it didnt seem like her affinity for ghosts was gonna go down real good in that flashback #also i need to write that post abt how falin has girl autism (dont ask me what that means unless you want to enter an unskippable cutscene)#actually its pretty easy to hit most dunmeshi chars w the hammer of autism laios is just the most obvious #senshi hyperfixating and having meltdowns (Waterwalk Incident.) and low empathy for people until he's gotten Attached #i need to go find that post someone made about chilchuck being the token allistic it was so fucking funny #i have like 3 more dunmeshi autism metas in my mental queue apparently. please make me shut up

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pandebunuelo · 2 months ago

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but if he knows that you know that you know that he knows that he knows that you know that you

#pinescone #over the garden wall #gravity falls #otgw #my art #so this idea is stuck in my head #mabel is stuck in the unknown (maybe she almost died and is in a coma idk) and dipper makes a deal with bill to reach her and help her out #/this will have consequences/#and so he is wandering around when he bumps into beast!wirt #and somehow neither the beast nor bill recognize e/o they just know this other kid kinda weird #kinda sus kinda We-Need-To-Kill-Him-Piney/GET-HIM-OUT-WIRT #anyways since im making both the beast and bill are backseating dipper sees a chance to find mabel #meanwhile wirt is numb enough to just #idc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just dont get in my way #but dipper´s story kinda resonates with him so he tries to help him out #and they have shenaningans idk i just think itd be hilarious for both of them to be constantly on their heads fighthing their own demons #literally #without knowing they’re both posessed lmao #also idk they crush on each other and get a whole mutual pining arc bc bill and the beast dealing with teenage feelings is just funny to me

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starry-bi-sky · 1 month ago

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wolfpack. aka: if not friend, then why friend-shaped?

"Hey-- uh, Danny?" There's an almost imperceptible tremor in Tucker's voice.

Danny doesn't look up from what he's doing, his pencil scritching across his notebook as he tries to do another quadratic formula question. "Hm."

"What's -- uh -- what's with the dogs?"

He looks up now, and finally sees where Tucker is -- standing in the doorway of his room with an ashy look on his face and a skewed, nervous smile. He's got a white knuckle grip on the doorknob. Sam is wide-eyed behind him, and using him as a partial meat-shield.

Danny looks down to the two giant ghost wolves sprawled next to him lazily. One large green one with his head in Danny's lap, letting him use him as a prop-up for his notebook. Another equally large black one splayed against his hip, sleeping on her side with her head tilted inward to his calf.

Automatically, a grin tilts across Danny's face, and he lifts his notebook up to scratch behind the green one's ears. He opens a lazy eye, one that is bloody red with a ring of yellow around the pupil, before slipping it shut and leaning his head into Danny's touch. "This is Sirius and Procyon," he says, and reaches down to scratch Sirius' belly. "And they're not dogs, they're wolves."

"Great," Tucker says, his voice suddenly much smaller and faint, "Love that distinction."

Sirius makes a great big groan, and Danny's grin widens, his heart swelling with fondness. His hand slips away from her belly, and before he can put his notebook back down, Procyon pushes his head up his lap until his ear is against his stomach, demanding pets now too.

Sam peeks her head up from over Tucker's shoulder, "I think what Tucker's asking here is what are they doing here, Danny."

He shrugs, scratching under Procyon's chin. "They kinda just showed up. I tried sending them back to the Zone, but they keep returning." And they were weirdly intent on just following him around, which is the only reason he gave up on returning them. They weren't causing trouble, and they knew how to hide around the living. Plus, he just loves dogs. "So now I have two wolves living with me."

This, oddly enough, did not do anything to calm Sam and Tucker down. Tucker's mouth purses into a thin line, and he presses the sides of his palms to his lips in prayer. "How have your parents not found out about this?"

Danny wordlessly raises his hand, and his sleeve slides down to reveal a thin chain bracelet hooked around his wrist. He whistles sharply, and both Procyon and Sirius jerk their heads up to look at him, ears pricked up and eyes alert.

Silently, he points to his wrist and rattles it twice, and in unison both wolves stand up and pounce. Instantly, they turn into a respective, opaque black and green mist that swirls around the bracelet and forms into two, flat wolf charms.

Both wolves are posing in the stereotypical wolf howl, with little stars indented on the sides. Procyon's charm has the Canis Minor constellation engraved on it, while Sirius has the Canis Major.

Danny faces Sam and Tucker, and points at his wrist. "Like this."

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp prompt #dpxdc prompt #dpxdc crossover #danny phantom au #dpxdc au #i am SO tempted to make this a danyal al ghul au for no other reason than I love Danyal Al Ghul <33 he is the most blorbo ever #wolfpack au #tagged dpxdc bc i think yall could have fun with this idea.#plus this was inspired by a clone^2 commission that i just got the finished piece for today. which i'll prolly share if anyone's interested #just no thoughts head empty danny with a mini wolfpack :] Sirius and Procyon are very protective of him. they wuuuuuv him.#my idea (kinda) is that they're actually straight up *danny's* wolves. like. they were made when he was. they're not random ghost wolves #that decided to imprint on this random ghost child. they're danny's. they're like. familiars. the fact that wolves symbolize power. loyalty #guardianship and the fact that they're described as 'extremely intuitive with a near supernatural instinct that can detect danger'#(all of which can apply to danny) was coincidental. but yeah. they formed in the ghost zone and when they didn't find their boy they went #searching for him. which is why he didn't have them right away. but also if anyone wants to take this they can interpret however they like #also like. the fact that danny canonically is friends with a wolf person (Wulf) and befriended Cujo instantly -- who is shown to be hostile #to anyone NOT danny -- makes me think that dogs just REALLY really like him. he's like. an animal whisperer. which i think is really funny #bc i think it'd drive sam -- resident animal activist -- up a wall. just a little bit. like yes its great that these animals love danny sm!#but also!!! she!! look her way pls. she loves you animals sm. she's vegetarian!! she's just a little envious. just a tad.#just mmm the mental image of Sirius and Procyon stalking out of Danny's shadow with deep rumbling growls. their hackles raised and their #muzzles scrunched up to reveal dangerously sharp gleaming teeth. they're protecting their boy.

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incorrectskyrimquotes · 2 months ago

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I always double check the golden claw. you know, just in case it's changed in the last 13 years.

#bear moth owl #literally it is never not bear moth owl #and yet i check anyways yk. just in case todd wants to be funny #skyrim #im doing yet another iron man challenge bc i accidentally deleted my other one :( while mass deleting #(i save individual files bc they corrupt so often/easy)#(but this means i have to manually delete stuff so i can FIND ANYTHING)#(rip sithia the bosmer. your entire save was broken but rip anyways)#anyways rn im a khajiit named rozita #not the dragonborn and not even in any specific timeline. just kind of an adventuring kitty #i tired to make her look like a white tiger but the khajiit fur only managed to be like. very light grey :(

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horsechestnut · 4 months ago

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Being a Cissie King-Jones fan is so funny because she's probably the only superhero in existence where her fans actively root for her to not be in things.

#this is said with love I also wish her a peaceful retirement #but it so funny flipping between the Stephanie Brown tag #where everyone is flipping out about her 20 sec cameo in Kite Man #to the Cissie King-Jones tag #where everyone really wants her to find a way out of the Green Arrow plot #You are all so correct #she does not know these people and as soon as the bomb is out of her head should go home #but it's still a very funny response to a character who hasn't shown up in a decade being part of a multi issue storyline #cissie king jones #cissie king-jones #arrowette #green arrow #dc #dc comics #young justice 1998 #yj 1998 #i read comics

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psystirene · 5 months ago

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i've been thinking about this reddit comment ever since i read it. the sheer rage. almost tearful i think. the horrendous take. underestimating the ability of sapphics to find sickly little leech women irresistible.

#ALSO IANTHE IS FUNNY?#she's funny her personality is interesting it's really not rocket science #the locked tomb #tlt #ianthe tridentarius #< hopefully this won't bother anyone in this tag i just find it extremely funny genuinely #rambles #AND RIGHT UNDER THIS POST SOMEONE WAS LIKE “ianthe did nothing wrong ever” WHICH IS SO FUNNY #my tlt

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kaeyachi · 2 months ago

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Kaeya, despite being a sickly and gentle child, was his own kind of nightmare for Crepus and the other Dawn Winery staff.

See, Diluc is prone to mischief and chaos, dragging along his younger brother and a couple of other children into his plots and messes.

But Kaeya? Kaeya is the type to end up in the most random, and I do mean most random, of places. He would vanish for several hours, only to be found in an unexpected location such as, oh let's say that one time, he was found eating fruit with some friendly hilichurls...IN LIYUE.

He was such a curious soul that would easily get distracted by the wonders of Teyvat, but since he is so silent in both words and movements, whoever is watching over him would lose sight of him just as quickly.

He has caused several search parties in his youth, only for people to find out he was following a seelie to a treasure chest or napping with a young wolf cub in Wolvendom.

Crepus swears that Kaeya and Diluc are competing on who can give him gray hairs the fastest (so far, Diluc is winning, but Kaeya sure is catching up with every scream of panic from a designated babysitter and Diluc)