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YOUR ART IS SO COOL
Ive always wanted to try digital art but im too scared so you gave me some inspiration
Fear nothin! Digital art can't bite you. YOU have the upper hand. Don't like what comes from it? Fuck it, take a bite outta your monitor. Screen ain't gonna grow hands.
#asks#thank you man#i hope your digital art journey is a fun one#there's sometimes a learnin curve#but i bet you got this shit
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book of bill thoughts!! i don't believe for a moment that stan was completely unaware of the scale of ford's torment, even if ford himself tried to hide the evidence...
#art#2024#fanart#i bet he tormented himself over it night after night as he tried to turn the portal back on to bring ford back#and i bet it was even worse for him when he finally got to read all of the journals#you know. including journal 3 where ford documented a bunch of the shit he endured under bill's malice :')#oooh thinking about it gets me going#last gf thing ill be drawing for a while but i had fun!! summer's over...ue ue...#gravity falls#book of bill#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#blood //
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『会社に行きたくないOLちゃん』フィギュア化 by 大嘘@コミティア147参加
#Original#Brown Hair#Green Eyes#Long hair#Office Lady#Stockings#Legs#Thighs#HOLY SHIT ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS GOT A FIGURE?!#YOU BET YOUR ASS I PRE-ORDERED IT
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They sure look comfy!
#art#dc comics#dcu#fanart#dc fanart#red robin#robin#tim drake#digital art#timkon#kon el kent#conner kent#kon kent#superboy#kon el#tim x kon#these two are just too fkn cute#kon with piercings is my shit#drawing them is my favorite thing ever#my bloorbos!#you bet your ass tim has missmatched socks#i love both of them#this took so long bc my ass cannot shade clothing#fabric is the bane of my existence#anyway i got beamed over the head w timkon cuddles so hard i just had to render it lmao#my art <3
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I know in the original concept the creators imagined Viktor having both of his parents
But I can’t shake the image of a single mother from my mind (perhaps because there is so many single parents over here. Vander, Silco, Singed, Ximena, Jinx and Sevika to some extent)
Have you guys ever thought about Viktor’s mom?
Who was this woman? What was she like?
Who was this woman whose response to her baby coming to her saying that he wanted to go to the academy to learn is “say less baby” and make/buy him a academy uniform and probably instructed him to “fake it until he made it”?
Did she cross the bridge with him, fixed his brand new tie and, after kissing him in his forehead, in an accent thicker than his, reassured him by saying:
“When you’re going to change the world, don’t ask for permission”
She clearly had fate in his intelligence to send him there with only his cane, an uniform, a thought and a prayer
How much of her son is her doing? He is confident about his intelligence, sure in his capabilities as an scientist and engineer.
Was it her doing? Did she look at her very tiny boy with his twisted leg and think to herself “I’m going to encourage this passion! My baby will never doubt how smart he is even if he has none of the resources of topside!”
Were those same encouragements that backfired later as Viktor’s internalized ableism? After all, even his mother only valued his intelligence, so maybe…
Did she die before she could notice? Before she could grab him by his bony shoulders so much like her own and shake sense in to him? “My idiot boy, you are as precious to me as you always where. With or without your smarts I would love you regardless with all my heart”
Would she even say that? Or was the internalized ableism that Viktor displayed also present in his mother? Perhaps a even more explicit form of it maybe.
Was their condition genetic? Did Viktor learn to walk with a cane by copying what his mother did with hers?
Did she have a mind like his but never had the resources to chase her aspirations?
Did she want to be a scientist as well? An engineer? Perhaps a doctor even
Did she craft Viktor’s very first cane with half ass knowledge, some drift wood, blood, tears and all the love she could give since she could not afford the cane much less a doctor for her baby?
Did she know about Singed?
Did he tell her about the strange man he meet at the caves?
Viktor, does your mother know that you are creating drugs with a strange man in the fissures?
Where was your mom? Why were you all alone?
Her baby was alone, playing by himself with a tiny boat he made.
Was she at work? Did Viktor had to spend long periods of time alone as his mom was out trying to make the ends meet?
Was this job, possibly the mines, that made her prioritize encouraging his intellect instead of reaffirming to him that he is already enough? Something not out of malice but out of limited time together?
If you only see your baby every morning before work and every night after it how would you know that he is starting to believe himself broken and imperfect?
Did she get to know Singed? Did she approve of her son being his apprentice for a while? If she did what is wrong with her????
Was she like “any knowledge is good knowledge! Go and make some illegal drugs honey. Just come back home in time for dinner.” ?
Were she in another timeline, in another possibility, the Herald to Ximena’s Defender?
Is there a reality were she is the one to rise as machine infused in flesh because she expected the Talis boy to help save her son only to watch his face get plastered everywhere while her baby rotted in his shadow?
Did this version of you, mother of Viktor, become infuriated when that same Talis boy came to you with condolences in his lips and a clear broken heart with the weight of “if onlys” on his large shoulders when your baby succumbed to his illness?
Did that enrage you?
“YOU DONT GET TO MOUR MY VIKTOR! YOU WERE THE ONE THAT LET HIM DIE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP HIM, MAN OF PROGRESS, BUT INSTEAD YOU LET YOUR EGO INFLATE TO THE SIZE OF A ZEPPELIN WHILE MY BABY STRUGGLED TO BREATH ! ALL IN THE NAME OF THE PROFITS OF THE CITY THAT STOLE HIS BREATHE IN THE FIRST PLACE”
Did you rip your own heart of your ribs so you couldn’t feel this heart break no more? So you could have a clear mind as you vowed that your Glorious Evolution would make damn sure that no mother from Zaun would suffer the same fate?
Would you have loved Jayce as your son in law in any other circumstance?
Who were you mother of Heralds?
What’s your name?
#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#who was his mom?#did she ever get a name?#there is 100% a reality where hextech is Ximena’s dream I KNOW that#in that one Viktor and Jayce are the unfortunate Romeo and Juliet analogy#children of mortal enemies and shit#even more star crossed than in canon somehow#if she was alive I bet half the shit in season one would have never come to pass because I can just envision her clocking the tension#she would go “you guys are to tense. you need to bone”#drop that line and leave as both Viktor and Jayce have separate meltdowns#her son is blunt as shit and I’m a “he got it from his mama” truther
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you dont need to get it
#just right now heard lando say quid and im ljke thats it im making the post#i had it in my head that if you put lando and all his buddies and dean charles chapman in a line and im not wearing my glasses#i could not tell you which one is which. and you bet they sound the same#ALSO lando has the faggish charm of a twenty smth who got sent to war just for him to say oh we are gonna DIE die 😃#ive already made my george comparisons clear 🧍♂️ he could cross the western front if he really wanted to#the shit i pont on sober 😭😭😭 sorry#theres a 🍊🫐 agenda in me that noone cares about. makes of this whatever you want#hazel.txt#f1#lando norris#george russell#by the way. as a 1917 veteran. i know what EYE talk about#found my uncredited fanart on pinterest with a bunch of comments im kinda scared now
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shang qinghua finds a demon-magic-plot device way to provide MBJ an heir to the throne. a dedicated advisor!!
#my king people are young to hear you saying that shit and get the wrong idea!#NOT with magical demon mpreg my king!!#not that that’s going to keep MBJ from trying#moshang#svs3#in my mindpalace there’s the carcass of a magical deer involved. some raw meat eating and blood rituals.#some dual cultivating. n 30 days later boom you got a fresh baby!#i dont think mbj would be like. super stoked about having a baby. hes a demon (not exactly helicopter parent) AND he has Trauma#hes just passively like oh. well now my claim to the throne is more legitimate than my half brothers who have kids too. pog#thats why sqh did it too... does linguangjun have beautiful little demon heirs? I THINK NOT!#and besides like. a little breeding kink. as a treat. (I bet demons LOOOOOVE that shit)
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Once was one thing...
...but I feel like this is not just a "I'd have two nickels," situation, I think Renji really is the designated shouter for situations where everyone wants to stand around and do a two-page spread look cool. Is it because he won the All-Gotei Trash Talking Championship, or is this one of those things like tenteikura and opening senkaimon that are just traditional lieutenant duties? He's the only lieutenant present in the first situation. In the second, and in the second, he's the only lieutenant whose...captain is present?
He's also very tall and projects well. Ikkaku is also good at hollerin', but he this happens two panels later, so it's unsurprising that he's been banned from spokesperson duties:
#renji abarai#renji always says stupid shit sometimes but it's like a 25% chance vs a 90% chance with ikkaku#you might bring up the chicken incident but the chicken insult was highly effective idk idk#byakuya might be top 10 in the seireitei at sick burns but he does not shout (it's undignified) and also he's not good at comebacks#it's very possible that the shit talking falls to him in both cases (if there is seniority among captains he's probably the most senior)#and then he just delegated because 'why have a lieutenant if not for having someone else do your shit talking for you?'#rukia is an unparalleled shit-talker but shh! not in front of nii-sama!!!#i would love to see matsumoto shit talk an opponent for hitsugaya. most of the time she would refuse but if you got her real fired up#i bet she would let loose a cloud of sass that would still darken the skies of the seireitei to this day#now that i think about it: renji's very first appearance (not counting the weird hoods) was shouting 'Rukia Kuchiki...we've found you!!'#while byakuya stood behind him and looked ominous#been doing this since day 1. perhaps this answers the long-running question of why byakuya hired him in the first place
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Ride 774: Kiji, coming!!
Pag 1
1: Welcome, to the Emperor's throne!!
My aim is the double crown!!
Pag 2
4: Ahhh... you're fast, the two of you
I thought I could catch you for sure at 2km left
Pag 3
1: But it took me until “1km left”, yon!!
Pag 4
3: Ah!?
He
4: caught up!? Who....
Pag 5
1: who the hell are you!?
2: The two people in the lead are taking the curve and passing the sign that says that there's 1km left until the sprint line.....
Pag 6
1: No, it's three people!!
Three people passed the “1km left” sign!!
2: There's more people!? Since when!?
Wasn't it two people!?
What happened!? Who's that? That jersey-
At the last curve, suddenly-
3: It's not “who are you”....!!
Dammit!! I know!! This guy!!
Pag 7
1: There's one more person who we need to pay special attention to
2: Gunma Ryousei's third year, Kiji Kyuui
3: Ohh, Kiji? Who's that
Oi, I already told you about this in advance, Manami!! Come on, at the sea
Is that so?
4: What's your data about him?
5: There's basically no record of him in road racing
6: He's an..... “assassin” from the MTB world, huh
7: Is he aiming for the goal?
8: Yeah.... the goal...
That's right....
We should be glad
Pag 8
1: That he's only aiming for the goal
2: Hayaaaa!!
3: Dammit!! The first result.... so you're aiming for the sprint too!?
4: Since they said you were aiming for the goal I thought you were a climber like Manami!!
Pag 9
1: Let's speed up, Orange!! He'll catch up!!
2: I've seen it before!! This guy's jersey
3: That day.... he appeared suddenly on that bike with the thick tires
Pag 10
1: It's the guy who chased Onoda-san and the Hakogaku guy with the bouncy hair!!
2: Before that, Onoda-san said they were friends and that he's “strong”!!
3: He's coming to catch up to
4: mine and San-na's battle
Pag 11
1: He really is strong!!
Let's switch, I'll pull!!
Pag 12
1: Orange!!
3: They're in tune
You have amazing judgment and explosive power!!
4: When I caught up at the last curve
5: Even though they could have also accepted me and made me join them
Without making eye contact or calling out to each other, in an instant at the same time they made the decision
6: that they would “cooperate” to leave me behind!! Yon!!
You're really....
Pag 13
4: What's that
He's lowering his stance and pushing on the handles like he's about to dance....!!
5: Hayaaaa
Pag 14
1: You're really close friends!!
Pag 15
4: He lined up to us in one go!?
Pag 16
1: This guy!! Was it an optical illusion? Just now, I saw something like a cloud of dust behind me
2: Takadajou told us this
Be careful
3: I've been told that the power that a MTB rider can produce in a short time
4: is 1.5 times that of a road racing cyclist
5: This guy can match this top speed!?
8: Ah!?
9: Huh!?
Pag 17
2: In between!?
He came in between!?
Ah!?
3: You bastard, usually when one catches up he joins in the back
Pag 18
1: It's road racing theory!!
4: This guy doesn't know the theory?
5: 800m left until the sprint line!!
6: 1
Pag 19
1: 2
What's this- San-na, did this guy suddenly started counting
2: What's this
The sign for an attack?
3: 3
Pag 20
2: Alright, I recovered
5: Well then, I'll go
Pag 21
1: Ahead, yon
2: So it really was a sign for attacking!!
Who's that guy!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowapeda#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 774#and we're back finallyyyy#i hope watanabe is alright and last week's break wasnt because of health problems :/#anyway!! of i loved this chapter SO MUCH#Kiji Kyuui you cheeky bastard i love you#he arrives he crushes kabu and bashi's race-date he boasts and brags#and then he's like okay bye now you losers keep doing what you were doing imma go ahead#ANNOYING AF I LOVE HIM#hes annoying without even realizing it lmao i bet he doesnt realize it#'you must be so close!!" oh please they were having a moment and you interrupted them!!#btw it's so fckn funny to me that kabu and bashi simply decided to pair up against kiji lmao they got one look at him and were like#'nope we dont like this guy' afsgdasfd#im so sorry for them but also that was funny af#also i love bashi thinking 'this is basic road racing theory!! ah wait this guy probably doesnt know shit about theory ;A;'#kiji has no idea how road racing works and thats why hes so strong#he just does whatever he wants
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i'm thinking about the guards outside aventurine's room in the reverie. stuck working a boring security job on THE planet of festivities, stationed outside a room in boring reality where someone's literally just sleeping all day. absolutely jackshit to do.
but there's no way aventurine would trust just any old grunt to guard him when he's that vulnerable; they had to have been hand-picked, personally vetted over years of working for him. it's no small feat to become someone aventurine trusts not to stab him in the back, even with the built-in insurance that if you shank your boss, he can't sign your paychecks anymore.
so they were familiar enough with him to know how he works, i.e., pulling off insane stunts and doing it solo. i have to think they're the kind of people who would've wanted to join him - not because they're sore about not getting to see the dream, but because they want to guard him IN the dream. you have a whole team of us, boss! put us to work!
and he keeps insisting no, he has to do it alone. it's too risky.
what could notorious gambler aventurine possibly find "too risky?" it's not that he thinks they'll slow him down or get in his way; it's not that he just prefers working alone or hates relying on others. that's what other people, in other departments, might think.
but these guys know: he does these missions solo because he doesn't want to risk their lives - that's the unacceptable risk to him.
(they also know not to ever say so aloud, because said notorious gambler has a reputation to maintain, and "worries about his employees' wellbeing" does not fit the image.)
#alright it's finished percolating#i realize the conclusion isn't like. saying anything new. but he has to have SOME employees he can trust (inasmuch as he trusts anyone)#and i want to know what they're like. aventurine's top men. the rare few in the company who don't hate his guts#idt he's the kind of boss u could mouth off to but could they say “director this plan sounds nuts you really don't have to go it alone”#obvs he'd never take that particular advice lol but i like to think he appreciates the candor of a (select) few over a bunch of yes-men#u gotta have a henchman or two who's not just a simp. it's like trace minerals in ur diet. zinc and savvy henchmen#hsr#hsr meta#aventurine#also i bet these guys felt like absolute SHIT when they found out what happened to him in the dream wrt nihility & sunday#like what do u MEAN u didn't know u wouldn't die. what do u mean u got branded with a harmony timebomb that would just up and kill u
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wish house was a real doctor so i could be his mystery insomniac patient and after giving me horse tranquilizers and still not falling asleep he just hits me in the head with his cane and im out like a light
#house md#i was supposed yo be asleep 2 hrs ago cause i planned to get up very early to study but LMAO NO#as soon as i shut my eyes my chest felt like it was being ripped to shreds from anxiety. i love i love it i love it (←says guy who hates it#anyways. i got mad i cried i googled some things frantically and now im in an acceptance phase of 'it is what it is' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i think the thing that makes me the most frustrated is that. i slept like shit last night. like 4hrs maybe!!!! total!!! and so by the time#i started studying today around 6:30 i was eepy. and then by 7:15 my eyes were sooo heavy so i decided to take a 15 min power nap#and i was DREAMING within minutes. i fell asleep that quick. such a deep sleep that my alarm scared me awake#but ofc when im like oh teehee ill go to bet hella early and wake up hella early my brain is like ? no.#if youre still reading. idk im kissing you on the mouth or something. thanks for being here 🫶#gonna start tagging these posts as#insomnia chronicles
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just found a whole bunch of mick interviews randomly…think this is the most he’s talked throughout the 80’s so i think we should consider ourselves lucky rn.
#mötley crüe#mick mars#the first one is so funny cause he literally said absolutely nothing throughout that lil interview#confused astrology with astronomy…i think he did that more than once cause i swear i saw something else where he said the same thing#made me think he was messing around when he said it too like i know that mf wasn’t into zodiac signs n shit#love the ‘got his computer stolen and didn’t bother to get another one’ bit…how much you wanna bet that was a lie to detract the thieves#just an alien enthralled by space while being called weird by literally everyone#maybe i should add that lil tidbit to the alien!mick au hmmmm
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I bet there were entire origin system groups dedicated to no-moon truthers. Moon just never existed, you can't prove it did, not to them anyway. Kinda like flat earthers but in the Warframe universe where they don't believe in Lua.
#the moon is just a myth we made it up same with the moon landing; there was nothing to land on in the first place /j#I mean I could certainly see the corpus having life long running bets as to whether or not the moon existed in the first place#given the quote from alad v in the second dream quest that would certainly support the idea that it's a huge thing in universe#anti lua groups like flat earthers probably lost their shit when it got brought back out of the void like NO WAY IT WAS REAL!?#i had to compress and reduce the FPS so much for this gif to work you have no idea lmao#the lotus created probably entire groups of history deniers on accident just to protect the reservoir and our operator#its the little details that some of us like to overthink regarding Warframe's worldbuilding & lore isn't it? AUDHD is fun sometimes!#mod rose#warframe confession#warframe#alad v
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bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they weren’t in a secret relationship
#i love how lenore stomped over ready to throw divorce papers and also hands#and annabel just kept getting more and more into it liKE GIRL PLEASE!!! UR ASS IS GETTING BEAT BUT NOT IN THE WAY U WANT IT LIKE GIRRLL#girl please read the room and understand that Lenore is about to rip full custody of Morella away from u#ANNABEL LEE STOP GETTING TURNED ON MID DOVORCE CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLE‼️‼️‼️#all of the passerby and spectators stopping n staring at these two like#‘?????? did we- did we miss some LORE™️ or smth????’#oh to be part of that crowd who got to witness the full blown break up#in my peripheral I see some disgruntled hands exchanging money#apparently half of the academy had a bet wherher or not these two disasters were secretly fucking around together or not#some swore by their second death that white raven was DEFO doing some shit together#while others believed em to just be old fashioned enemies who are complete douches to each other nothing more nothing less#the ppl who betted them to be nothing more than fierce as fuck enemies/rivals. well. well i mean you TRIED ig. i mean u tried WRONG but hey#at least you still tried#nevermore webtoon#nevermore neverwhore#white raven#lenore vandernacht#annabel lee whitlock
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Idril hearing Ulmo's warning and heading it. Idril building a secret path out of Gondolin, an escape route for the survivors. Idril making sure there would be survivors.
Eärendil, searching for Valinor when so many others have failed, the ban be damned. Eärendil reaching Valinor. Giving up the silmaril — it's just a piece of rock, after all, no matter how pretty it is. When banned from Arda, still managing to show up in time to slay fucking Ancalagon. In some versions, killing Ungoliant. Ungoliant. Guiding the lost as a star of hope.
Elros, whose life had been a mess and who still grabbed it firmly with both hands and didn't let go. Didn't waver. Elros, who knew nothing but war, leading his people to peace; Elros following his father's star and doing his goddamn best to be a good king. Building a realm, preserving lost cultures, starting new ones. The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and Elros made sure to be that to his people.
Elrond, who keeps losing everything, but never loses kindness. Elrond, who is an unbreakable rock in the middle of a wild current, who will always be there, in good times and in bad. Elrond, standing by Gil-galad's side during his reign; Elrond, helping the refugees of Eregion, and every weary traveller who wanders to his home, Elrond making his home a place of rest and healing. Elrond, of whom everyone knows his doors are open, and he is a well of knowledge, and he will share it to make the world a better place.
What I am saying is, getting shit done runs in the family.
#*getting shit done WITHOUT causing drama i mean#truly not something you would expect from the house of finwë#astonishing#who would have thought#i bet they got the recessive genes#that's why it's so rare#tolkien#elrond#idril#earendil#elros#silmarillion
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okarun and momo in ep1 going through their respective situations:
#dandadan#momo ayase#okarun#ken takakura#they went in think it was gonna be all silly goofy but shit went sideways real quick lol#you fuck around and you find out....that includes losing your balls#sis almost got sa'd by aliens and had a forced hysterectomy naurrrr#i bet momo was regretting everything in that chair ...thankfully the powers kicked in#like how were they supposed to know aliens and spirits were freaky and/or extremely sus#my pookies were going through it#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#every great romance starts with not knowing shit abt each other then being#forced to be in a situation(TM) with each other no one else would get#and devolping an unbreakable bond by realizing u actually match each other's freak#*thinking#This is when they met in the UFO sksksksjsjsjsj
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