#but i am suffering a little

[crykea]

This week is literally insane for me I'm literally a triple threat. Sick with a head cold, just started my period, AND taking a caffeine break

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[gascreates]

a new star

[rystiel]

that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)

[fjordline]

Ultra Magnus has to step in to be like 'the right to trial by combat was removed from the constitution 10 million years ago'

[tea-cat-arts]

Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

[lucretiaadventurezone]

omg i can’t believe we finally have a visual for the piece of washing-machine-sized piece of machinery that is not actually a washing machine that falls on taako

[royaltea000]

Been binging the 1986 series again and drew my ver in some of his slays

[localcryptic]

sidestep doodles for todayyy <3 putting ripley into the torment nexus

[gunstellations]

a little family

[sonic-4-episode-ii]

i think when tails is working on smt and sonic's chilling out w em, tails can just say like, "can you pass me the..."

and without missing a beat sonic will throw them exactly what they needed, they'll catch it perfectly and give a backwards thumbs-up, sonic will chuckle and tails will grin, and then the two go back to what they were doing

cause sonic does have knowledge on this kinda stuff, and he observes what tails's doing all the time. he likes watching his little bro work, and even with his shit memory he tries his best to figure out what goes where and when and how and why.

i think things arent as easy w tails's other friends, though. amy's great at software but doesn't know the first thing about hardware - or tails's gadgets, specifically; knux and trip and sticks barely interact with technology as-is, let alone something as personalized as tails's stuff; . everyone's absolutely interested in what tails has to say and do, but they don't really get what he's doing

i think sometimes when they gotta ask others for help they say "can you pass me the..." but then nothing.

their brain is blank and full of fuzz. they cant remember the name of whatever thing they need, or if they do remember they dont know the specifics - what kind of head for a drill screwdriver, what shape and size the wrench they need is.

they try to mime the shape of whatever they need, still racking their brain for the actual specifics, but the short-ish temper they inherited from sonic wins over in the end and they just look for whatever they need themself, embarrassed and feeling incredibly guilty.

i think eventually theyd make a proper inventory of everything they have and thatll make their life FAR easier, but until then its a lot of awkward fumbling and anger at themself for things they cant change

[esaari]

🌸.

[hello-eeveev]

Essek and Caleb both learn the Maze spell and cast it on each other as Wizard Enrichment™. They get sent into a labyrinth with the goal of ‘escape’, and if they can’t get out in 10 minutes, they just get popped back out. No harm, no foul.

It starts out as a fun little activity, but then they start getting competitive about it. First, it’s basic races—who can get the fastest time getting out of a maze. But then, they get into a discussion about how the mazes are generated. Is it random? Is there some pattern to the various layouts? And if so, is there a style of maze that is more advantageous? Does the maze creator have any influence over the design of the maze?

The thing is, Maze only requires a DC 20 Intelligence check to escape. That’s nothing to these guys, and they crack it open pretty quick. So then they ask themselves, can we make it harder?

Their previous toyings with Maze RNG become full on experiments and deep dives to see if they can add increased difficulty. They start adding multiple levels, doors that require you to solve a puzzle to unlock, fetch quests, etc. They come up with the most difficult maps and challenge each other to get their times lower and lower and lower.

They become Maze spell speedrunners and modders is what I’m saying.

[yourgfdgirlfriend]

there really is a little evil part of me that loves it, when people don’t get over me. aww you’re still hung up on me after years of being apart? poor baby boy. i’m soo sorry that you feel like i’m irreplaceable and like you’ll never find anyone you can feel small and vulnerable and loved and at home with anymore. now, say. it. again.

[anabetel35]

Queerplatonic jayvik is so important to me btw. Bestest reading of their relationship I think.

[yeonbam]

joke in episode 7 preview: and for my next trick I will yearn so hard your heart will clench at the thought of my sorry little face for the rest of the week