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Ever see those posts about women having massive babies because their husbands are huge like Hawaiin/secretly Shaquille o neal?. No? Am I the only one who gets all the baby content despite being child free???
ANYWAY I feel like no one talks about the potential of any bio kid of Bruce being massive. Like yeah Bruce is normal sized and so is Damian/Helena/Terry but like what if they weren't? Thomas Wayne was a big dude and he wasn't even a fighter!
Can you imagine Martha carting around 4 month old Bruce who is somehow the size of a 3 year old and she just narrows her eyes at Thomas like this is your fault and Thomas just shrugs because Wayne men are just Like That™
Fast forward to Talia who sees Damian's projected growth and size and is like 'you want me to carry what???? Where?????' and like immediately sets up for him to be a test tube baby cuz ain't no way.
Diana (in that weird timeline where Bruce and Diana have a kid) thinks nothing of it and just has the baby. Both her and Bruce are warriors so naturally their child would be sturdy.
Selina bitches at Bruce every chance she gets because the fuck you mean her toddler is 4 but Helena looks like she in the senior year of high school and the star quarterback???
Terry McGinnis' mom immediately know that something is off because her husband isn't built like that and she has seen baby pictures of him and he wasn't this absolute unit at the age of 42 weeks.
Not that any of them are like fat, just dense and grows fast. Cute babies but tf u mean they are not a year yet and look like a full sized toddler???
#we aint gonna get into superbat babies#i feel like this isnt talked about enough#but i am gonna use the fuck out of it#Batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#thomas wayne#martha wayne#damian wayne#helena wayne#selina kyle#diana prince#talia al ghul#writing prompts#babies#genetics#tw: pregnancy#inq writes#headcanon
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@pscentral event 20: antagonists ↳ THE LORDS IN BLACK in NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#npmdedit#team starkid#the lords in black#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#npmd spoilers#userisiah#userfaiths#userbaz#usercats#userhallie#noooo fucking clue what to tag in this fandom lmao#musicaledit#? sure#anyway yeah i watched npmd and immediately had to make this i was up until 1 am last night#wouldve been earlier but i had to take a break for dnd lol#i was gonna do a tua set for the event but this is easier and better so like. slay#i just wish they had more screen time. pokey and tinky have less than 20 seconds each </3#oh and the titles and stuff are from the fan wiki. hope i didn't get anything wrong#i've been getting a lot of use out of this motion blur text transition its so funky fresh#*edits
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my final from last semester that i made into a zine. cooked this one up in a couple hours before the critique (the ink was still wet!), so it's very raw and kind of sloppy but the sentiment is there. i love you trans people of color. we are the backbone of this community 🌟
#pan draws#pan designs#zine#risograph#i'm not gonna lie i don't love how this one turned out OTL and i think the wording is not done but well... a deadline is a deadline#i'll probably touch it up and rewrite it in the future but who's to say.. i need to stew on how to articulate my feelings coherently#anyway my transness is so closely tied to my experience as a person of color. the current political climate is so fucking ass to exist in#but more than anything i am pissed off at white punks & leftists & trans people that refuse to have meaningful solidarity with us.#so yeah anyway. i was stuck on this one forever and only really got anywhere with it after attending 2 punk noise shows in a row where they#actually used their fucking platform to do like. anything. our struggles are connected you need to careeeee YOU HAVE TO CARE........ ok bye#tdov#trans day of visibility#<- i was sitting on uploading this for a while so the stars kind of aligned for it to be today huh.... happy tdov i love you#xines
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tojoctober day 1 - dance
y0-era kiryu and goromi is my favorite AU space to play in (っ˘ω˘ς ) they shoulda hit the disco together…
#tojoctober#kazumaji#goromi#yakuza#rgg#yakuza 0#kiryu kazuma#I hate getting my scanner out so I’m just gonna post 3-4 of my October ink challenges at a time. can’t be fucked to scan/clean every day#I’m trying to use this opportunity to work on some traditional inking skills.. hopefully there’ll be some improvement this month I am so#*messy#I’ve been working off a combo of the tojoctober and cringetober prompt lists plus whatever I want#inktober
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Sword PHIGHTING! period cramps moodboard
Gods mightiest warrior…….
Og image:
ANYWAYS EXTRA BITS!!!! So. Yeah. I wasted exactly 27 hours and 29 minutes of my life making this over a period of like. ~a week and a half LMAO????? I THINK IT WAS LONGER?? Yeah all of these are completely redrawn from the Og “panels”, replicating the dungeon meshi style is. MISERABLE I don’t know why I did this to myself holy fucking shit, all of you blame @squiffer-salad for this monstrosity she’s the reason why this exists in the first place /silly
anyways, I highly recommend looking at the panels individually because I put a lot of fun extra bits in them and just. A LOT of effort in general, any likes, reblog’s, or comments are insanely appreciated since this did take such a long time :’DDD, everything in these minus the backgrounds are completely redrawn/shaded/and colored by hand, this includes mid/screen tones as I used specific layers for those! anyways thank you for coming to my period cramp projection ted-talk I’m going back into my Everglade hole.
#JESUS FICKING CHRIST#WHEN I SAY#27+ HOURS#DUDE…….#FOR A SHIT POST….. THIS IS INSANE…… WHY DID I DO TJIS TO MYSELF#ANYWAYS now that I’m free from this fucking BEAST of a project I’m going to be working on a lot more comms/personal bits since I have much#More free time on my hands!#School is still kicking my ass but at least I’ve been doing well :3#Scored a 10/10 on a AP world test today! Probably gonna end up failing my math unit exam but oh well wouldn’t be the first /silly#Anyways for some smaller extra comments#I honestly don’t really know how I managed to commit to this if I’m gonna be real#This honestly was more of a test of endurance if anything and I think it came out really well especially since I’m not used#To spending THIS much time on a single piece#It taught me a lot too#Specifically more about midtone layers and different types of line art and such#Anyways yeah I am. So horrendously tired#More art soon though! I got stuff in the oven for reals!!!#art#phighting!#phighting#phighting fanart#digital art#phighting roblox#artists on tumblr#phighting art#roblox phighting#roblox#roblox art#roblox fanart#roblox game
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albus "I hope I die first, because I can't live without you" potter
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scorpius "I hope I die second, so I can save you from that grief" malfoy
#i spent a very long time debating which way around they would be#had me sweating#do you love someone so much you cannot live without them#or love them so much you hope they never have to live without you#personally am the first ✋🏻 my fiance better fucking die after me i cannot be doing that#i know im fucking jinxing it rn#absolutely horrendous we cannot die at exactly the same time im suing#if we do die together in a car crash or smin just know that that is the best case scenario for us lmfao#jilys death is honestly the dream 🤞🏻😍 take us out together or dont take us out at all#i cannot imagine scorbus dying seperately im gonna be honest#imagine one of them at the others grave im going to throw up#absolutely not#headcanon that they die by fucking up a potion or even just dinner and setting their house on fire and dying of smoke inhalation together <#hashtag romance 😍😍😍😍😍😍#scorbus#hpcc#scorpius malfoy#albus potter#harry potter#its 6am i havent gone to sleep yet hope this is coherent 😚😚#harry potter and the cursed child#albus severus potter#scorpius hyperion malfoy
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Can we talk about how Kadar says to Altaïr in the beginning: "An excellent kill! Fortune favors your blade!", and then in the bureau with Malik, before Altaïr goes to meet "Robert", Malik says to him "Fortune favor your blade, brother."
And then THAT is what prompts Altaïr to actually finally apologize to him?
(It's these little things in the writing that make me go feral! Another one of my favorite parts is Altaïr and Malik calling each other "Dai" - Altaïr first calls Malik Dai before doing investigations during the Majd Addin mission, showing his character growth in how he's willing to humble himself in front of Malik by basically acknowledging him as a superior of sorts (he's even THANKING him here for his help - compare this to "I am your superior, in both title and ability! You should know better than to question me!"), and then when they last talk before Altaïr goes to confront Al Mualim, Malik calls HIM Dai, in turn acknowledging his growth 😭 I just... I love them so much, I don't even know what to do with myself anymore.)
#assassins creed#ac1#altair ibn la'ahad#malik al-sayf#altmal#kadar al-sayf#how the fuck have i never picked up on that parallel with kadar and malik??#i'm pretty sure across the entire game that phrase is used ONLY in those two instances#truly fascinating to me how i’ve played this game probably around like eighty times#(i mean that - i am not exaggerating)#and still end up finding new little tid bits every time#this game man#i really do feel like the writing is sometimes TOO subtle for its own good#like with the dai thing the game never actually explicitly explains what 'dai' actually means#and in turn what it really means when they call each other that at those points#and so a casual player is not gonna pick up on the significance of that#but that's also what i love about it#they don't feed you the information#they just put it out there for you to engage with IF you want to
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Not to be that guy, but... hey he/they trans guys, I just wanna ask. Do you use "they" because it feels right... because it clicks as part of your identity... or because it doesn't hurt as much as she/her, so it must be okay.
And don't just evaluate this for they/them. Evaluate it for he/him as well. "I'm a guy so I have to use he/him" no the fuck you do not. Plenty of guys use they/them. Plenty of guys use she/her. Plenty use it/its/ve/vir/ce/cir and are still men. If he/him doesn't fit, you don't fucking have to use he/him and it doesn't make you any less of a man. You know that... right?
Also before this post starts an argument I am not pissing on he/they pronoun users I am simply reminding all you transmascs that there is no obligation binding you to those specific pronouns... a post I needed to see myself.
#andiv3r rambles#trans#transgender#trans ftm#ftm#trans male#transmasc#trans boy#trans guy#trans man#pronouns#recently noticed a trend of trans guys using he/they for a while before realizing they really don't fucking like they/them pronouns#and just used them out of some weird sort of social obligation of “well i don't pass as a guy so i'm gonna get called 'they' anyway”#along with “well it's better than she/her i guess...”#and like... guys. you know you are under no obligation to use they/them right?#same for he/him “i reeeally prefer they/them but i AM a guy so... i sort of have to use he/him too lol” no the fuck you don't???#do whatever you want forever dudes.#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbt+#i made this post because i really needed to see it myself a while back but i didn't#had to have the revelation on my own
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Macaca and the Mayor, what's it like to be parents?
Bai Hae, how does it feel to have two more dads?
Do your parents even know that one of your babysitters is the mayor?
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#lmk baihe#lmk hostess#lmk little girl#monkie kid baihe#monkie kid little girl#monkie kid hostess#blue and violet#To OP: I know you mean well with your ask but I am so sorry- there is no family dynamic between Macaque and Mayor and Baihe in this blog#I’m gonna ramble in the tags but please know I’m in no way shape or form dismissing your potential headcons-#-because I actually really love the family dynamic#Hot take: it was very bad of Mayor to just condone LBD possessing and removing bodily autonomy from a child#Of course Blue would never question LBD’s strategic choices in who to pick as a host-#-but I think we need to make it clear that their undying loyalty does not condone the trauma that was given to Baihe#So no Mayor is not a dad because they are actually really fucked up and feel no remorse for allowing Baihe to be used by LBD#Baihe has every right to be afraid of them because who wouldn’t#Macaque is a different case because lmao he’s just a bad dude and doesn’t regret being an arsehole 90% of the time#Not a good parental figure and fortunately for this specific story he isn’t one#Baihe and Macaque are ex-roommates turned friends in BAV and that's the extent of it#ALRIGHT END OF RAMBLE- PLEASE KNOW THAT DESPITE ALL OF THIS I STILL LOVE THE TRIO 'FAMILY' DYNAMIC LMAO- THEY ARE ALL SO SILLY#-THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO SEE CONTENT OF THESE THREE HANGING OUT TOGETHER IS CRAZY
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oh hey forgot about this one
#hovtober kinda stuffed in schedule so i gotta use ocs to vent#original character#nox#couldnt decide whether to make background white red or black. all fit well#nox is such a funky guy i made just for being edgy or something#probably not gonna flesh him out any more and just use him for cool enraged critter on fire pics#or 'i am so fucking mad i need to scream' vents
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idk if there's anything you can do about it but someone is using your chappell hot to go art on teepublic & I thought you would want to know if u don't already :(
Nice. love this for me./s
uhhh anyways thank you for bringing this to my attention @hyuckieberry! I’m gonna try to figure out TeePublic’s DMCA takedown request. which is very frustrating since i am from the Philippines. and DMCA is very much bound to just the USA.
for now, if anyone sees this, PLEASE HELP ME REPORT the account.
If anyone is interested in buying the tshirt/design, please consider supporting me, its up on my Redbubble. the only place where i have uploaded the design.
Honestly, simply reblogging and liking this or the original post i made will help immensely.
#narwhal speaks#chappell roan#chappell roan fanart#chappell roan fan merch#I thought i was finally having a good day and i was so proud of myself because i finally managed to get out of bed#after having a fucking relapse#and now this????????#it fucking sucks because the more i look into the DMCA takedown request of TeePublic#which btw very labor intensive and full of legal jargon i am ill equipped to follow#ITS LIKE ONLY FOR THE US????????????#I am currently living breathing in the philippines unfortunately#anyways uuuhhh#i’m gonna go cry and maybe my rage/frustrations can help me figure something out#i’m gonna be sick#hopefully my rage and frustration will keep me from spiralling back into a depressed state lol.#is this what i get for bedrotting for months?#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#fuck me gently with a fucking chainsaw
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LOST: Season One
#lost#abc lost#lost one cap per ep#this was a project i was gonna do anyways but the timing worked out that i could post the first one on the 20th anniversary!#this is one cap per ep every season. from left to right. and this is important: its not a cap that sums up each ep#its a cap that REPRESENTS each ep. the way i choose them varies every episode#sometimes its an utterly iconic moment. sometimes it reps the theme of the ep. or it hits with a theme of the character themselves#sometimes the cap i use won't even involve the character whose centric episode it is. trust me. this makes sense#anyways i'll give a good example: for outlaws i was so tempted to use a shot of the judgemental soulful gaze of the boar#or perhaps sawyer in the rain after he shot that man#but! i used that shot of sawyer's dads legs as sawyer is hiding under the bed. i feel it worthy because this moment. this scene#is literally a core part of sawyer. it's a defining moment of his backstory. of his character. so yeah. makes sense yeah?#anyways some eps had Too Much going on (lord i could make one of these for exodus part 1 alone) and some not enough#or well they DID but like lacked in caps that Hit in the way im thinking. thank heavens charlie shot ethan cuz i was worried about that ep#i was like ''aw shit what am i gonna use'' and then an iconic lost moment happened kjhfdsjkhfd#anyways. there are 25 eps in season one. so im really glad that the last ep contains one of the moment iconic visuals/moments in all of los#oh i should add that these caps are unedited. i did not fuck with the colours or saturation in any way#i found 'em and i pieced them together. this is harder than it sounds. i browsed through all the screencaps of every ep of season one#and i will do so the remaining five seasons#some of these were super easy like i knew what cap i'd be using before i even started (eg. do no harm. the moth. in translation)#but some took some real Thinking. and some eps even had several caps that would have worked. this has all been quite interesting#also yeah. y'all already know damn well what cap i'm using for the very last episode
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I wanna get these TMAGP 8 thoughts written down before the public drops so here's your spoiler warning!
SPOILERS AHEAD
So this "Gifted Kids Program" that the Magnus Institute had is very intriguing. I'm going to throw a thought out there that's kind of a gut feeling, with only OTHER gut feelings to back it up
What if they were trying to make Avatars? I can't help but feel HEAVY Stranger vibes coming from Gerry Keay in this episode. Something was so off about him, and I don't think it's just because he was a much more normal person (apparently, at least) than in TMA. And Sam certainly has tendencies that lean towards The Eye.
I've been trying really REALLY hard not to drag The Fears into this, but this was my gut feeling and I wanted to share. Maybe the new entities (if there are some) parallel The Stranger and The Eye which is why I'm getting those vibes from Gerry and Sam, respectively.
#anyway#just wanted to share#and have it on the record before the episode is completely released lol#the magnus protocol#tmagp#magpod#tmagp spoilers#tmagp theory#tmagp thoughts#tmagp early access#tmagp early access spoilers#? i am having a hard time figuring out what the early access tag is so im gonna use every variant i can#tmagp ea#tmagp ea spoilers#to the anon i thought was being helpful but apparently WAS intending to yell at me#fuck you too :)#i saw your post#i would be upset too#but that was unnecessary#i made an honest mistake and im fixing it#im still very very sorry i spoiled something for you /gen
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i really can't phrase it right for the life of me but does it make sense when i say i cant help but love belarus a lot because for some reason i see her as a nationperson as being closer to being a person than a nation. with how unbelievably weird she is it just feels soo right to characterize her as this girlcreature whose government demands no real nation duties from her because she's intrinsically messed up as a person, with nothing to do with her nation identity, and was enabled by her family her entire upbringing and it's less of a hassle to just let her do whatever. and she doesn't understand why this can't be the case for them as well! why can't they all live as a family! she'll do something. she'll do something so that they'll never be separated again.
#(descends into kalashnikovlobotomyverse) humans love marriage right! they're together forever! she's just gonna marry her brother and#nothing will ever separate them! brother why the fuck are you suddenly handing her over to your sister to join your government and why do#they two have to have different family names from yours now🙂#aph belarus#atp i use her character tag just to compile all the insane psychological explanation lore i give her#because there's so many blanks i can fill with craziness#i am escorted out of the belarus fanclub pages of lore in hand and tears in my eyes bc i think it'd be more interesting if she actually#doesn't Truly want to fuck her brother not in a puritan way but bc i like my own twisted explanation for the way she thinks more.#and yes i ride my own meat too.#slop
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Its 2am and Im out here crying over a SKELETON IM 😭😭😭😭😭
#so glad my dice pal who also romanced emmrich is still up so I could scream with them about this cause#aassSD;UF;SDHG#MANFRED MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and fuck man I'm crying again#I really truly believe that if emmrich desperately wanted lichdom he wouldn't have asked us to make that choice for him#he was afraid and thats okay!! ITS OKAY#its so fucking reasonable for him to be afraid of death#like I wasn't going to make him a lich regardless#but when it came down to it#that was the easiest fucking choice of the entire game#gosh my human emotions#the look as manfred handed him the book was just a tko#completely rekt me#hes and savrin are gonna be living out the rest of their days teaching their skeleton son not accidentally blow the library up#oh man savrin is mostly lightning magic#can already see this poor skeleton zapping himself just so many times trying to get the hang of it#magic! like you!!#pLEASE i am DECEASED#emmrich#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#da4#da4 spoilers#datv spoilers#datv#da:tv spoilers#da:tv#veilguard spoilers#veilguard#savrin de riva
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#JENSEN ACKNOWLEDGED DESTIEL IN A POSITIVE AND RESPECTFUL MANNER WITHOUT DISMISSING IT LETS FUCKING GO#HE SAID DEAN KNEW#HE#SAID#DEAN#KNEW#!!!!!#he said that Dean knew it was romantic I’m going to lose it#(losing my sight)#LOSING MY MIND#(wish somebody would tell me I’m fine)#NOTHINGS ALRIGHT#NOTHING IS FINE#IM READY AND IM CRYYYIINNNGGG#why am I actually so emotional about this#omfg Jensen fucking Ackles said that Dean Winchester knew that Castiel’s declaration (his testament!!) was romantic#I’m gonna pass out#actually what I’m the November fifth is happening#is anybody else hearing Spanish#wtf#spn#destiel#jensen ackles#and as always Misha was there being as much of a heller as the rest of us#misha collins
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