#but i also think. why am i trying so hard to be reasonable as if i havent been making up pure self-indulgence content this whole time

[th3secr3th1story]

Hello!!! I was wondering if you could write geto and gojo (you write them soooo well!!) getting a call from reader and she’s is walking home alone and feeing unsafe/ got away from a scetchy situation? When reader calls they immediately come pick them and then ends with some fluff/comfort? Maybe college au? It’s really specific but it’s a but self indulgent right now after the week I had (not a good one haha)! Anyways it’s ok if you don’t write it but I’m a sucker for fluffy comfort! Love your writing!!! You will def see more requests from me in the future <333

gojo - getting a call from scared/unsafe reader

it has been...SO long. i dont even know if youre still here, sorry :( but ive finally logged back onto this account and opened up my inbox to see some asks!! woohoo (hopefully staying active for longer now)! also, i hope youre ok, this req seems a lil personal :( stay safe out there guys

summary: you're on the way home from a party when you notice a man behind you following you home. instinctively, you call your boyfriend to come pick you up. college au, hurt/comfort, angst turned fluff, detailed descriptions of being followed so just beware

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is he seriously still behind me? you worriedly think to yourself as you speed up your pace down the street. it was the end of a rough finals week, with exams ferociously following each other back to back. your friends invited you out for a few drinks that friday night, marking the end of the stressful exam season. not being one for parties, you were a little cautious to go out, unsure if you'd even have fun.

"why don't you just stay home with me?" gojo pestered you earlier that evening, pulling on your arm pleadingly.

"we can order out, put on a nice movie, and stay in bed," he whined with those big pleading eyes. he peppered kisses all over your face, trying to reel you in with his comforting presence. you let out a pleased sigh, almost giving in until you remembered the reason you weren't staying home in the first place.

"excuse you, satoru, but you couldn't do any of that. you still have that damn final paper to finish. did you already forget how hard you had to beg your professor for an extension?" you quipped, raising an eyebrow at his pleading look.

"i can multitask," he replied with a wide shit-eating grin.

"biggest lie you've ever told me," you retort, giggling out loud as he continued to kiss all over your face.

"just stay home, please," he pressed one final time, knowing deep down it would be better for you to get out of the house. he'd have you to himself later, after all.

oh, how you wish you had caved in.

the sound of feet shuffling behind you snaps you back to the present, stomach jolting as you swear they begin to get closer. you can almost imagine satoru next to you right now. he'd be glaring daggers into the mysterious man behind you, protectively pulling you into his side as he shielded you from any potential harm. in fact, you doubt any creep would be willing to get within fifty feet of you with gojo by your side.

where could you even go? the shitty bar your friends dragged you to was far away from campus, prompting a 30 minute walk on the way there. it was fine getting to the bar, considering the daylight, but you were seriously regretting not pairing up with a friend on the way home. gojo even made you promise to get back to campus with a friend, knowing that the area around the bar was shady. god, he was going to be so mad at you when you got home. if i even get home, your brain thinks before you can stop yourself, sending another jolt straight to your stomach.

hands shaking, your fingers fumble for gojo's contact, which is already starred in the emergency section of your phone. you tap his name as quick as you can, subtly walking a little faster as you wait for him to pick up.

he answers before the first ring finishes; his cheerful voice almost makes you think everything is okay again.

"hi, baby! i am so glad you called, this is the most wonderful distraction from my paper. what's up? did you have fun tonight? you haven't fallen in love with anyone there, right? i'll kill them all. i swear to god, if this atrocious paper is the reason the love of my life breaks up with-"

your words silence him like a knife.

"satoru, please come get me," you murmur into the phone, keeping an eye on the man behind you, who was inching closer and closer since you had left the bar.

he calls out your name sharply, all excitement from earlier gone. you swear you can already hear him gather his belongings.

"are you hurt? are you alone right now? why didn't you walk with a friend? what happened?" his questions fire off rapidly, concern seeping through the phone.

"no, i'm not hurt. yes, i am alone. all my friends who went with me live on the other side of campus so it didn't make sense for me to walk with anyone. sorry. i decided to just walk home alone but ever since i left the bar there's been this guy following me," you blurt out as quiet as you can. after a moment, you add, "i'm scared, satoru."

the other end of the phone stays silent for a few moments, and for just an instant, you worry that he wasn't really coming to get you at all. that he decided you weren't worth it. that he was about to hang up. of course, all of those fears were dispelled the second you hear his car engine roar to life.

"i'm coming to get you. i have your location, so just focus on staying with me for now, okay? i'll be there soon, baby. just stay with me. you'll be okay," he huffs out, unsure of whether he was trying to comfort you or himself.

"i don't know what to do, satoru," you weakly mumble out. "there's no public spots near here, just brick buildings and random empty lots."

"just keep walking, baby. you're doing everything right; i'll be there soon, i promise," he reassures you despite his strained voice.

over the next few minutes, gojo continues to repeat these small phrases back to you, nearly reaching prayers. he doesn't spare you from any you're doing great, just stay with me, or everything will be fine, chanting these gentle commands right into your ear.

you are nearly certain now that the man behind you is closing the gap between the two of you, and your mind starts to race. what if you didn't make it home tonight? what if just a few hours ago was the last time you'd ever see your wonderful boyfriend's face?

just as you feel the unknown man step up right behind you, gojo comes driving down the street, slowing down just a little as he honks his horn over and over again as obnoxiously as he can. both you and the man behind you jump, head spinning to see where the noise is coming from. gojo continues beating down on the poor car horn, staring the man straight in the face with a look so murderous you had never seen before. the man stiffens up, turns around, mutters "fuck this," and books it back down the way you came.

despite the looming threat now gone, your body still trembles with fear as adrenaline courses through your veins. that was close, too close.

you don't notice gojo park his car. you don't notice his large strides as he rushes over to your shell-shocked figure. you almost forget he's even there until a tall body slams into you, gripping you with all his might.

air fills your lungs the moment gojo pulls you into his arms. you barely feel his hands running up and down over your body to make sure you weren't hurt. you simply grip onto his shirt and hold him as close to you as possible. as the scent of your lovely boyfriend fills your senses, you finally take your first deep breath after nearly an hour of pure fear.

"i got you, baby. everything's okay," he whispers into your hair, relief flowing through his body. to be honest, gojo didn't know what he was about to stumble upon when he arrived at the scene. on his way over, his mind was thinking up every scenario possible. the assailant on top of you, you on top of him, or even your body-

no. there's no need to think about that possibility, gojo reminds himself. especially when you're standing right in front of him, perfectly safe.

"i don't know, satoru. i was so scared. he kept getting closer and closer, and i just kept wondering what would happen the moment he reached me. i was thinking of breaking into a sprint, but of course i'm in these stupid fucking heels and i obviously wouldn't have had time to take them off and run. and god, i just kept thinking about you. what if i-"

gojo only holds you tighter. you bury your head in his shoulder, muffling your soft cries as your tears stain through his shirt.

"you're okay, sweets. i'm here now, and you're perfectly safe. we'll head home now, yeah? we can order some food and watch a movie, just like i said earlier. how does that sound?"

unwilling to show your tearful face, you keep your head buried in his shoulder. instead, you mumble out, "did you finish your paper?"

you can feel gojo smile, despite the fact that his shaky hands are still wandering all over your body.

"obviously not! i can't possibly focus without you next to me. what do you say we get out of here and head home?"

you feel a laugh bubble up in your chest.

"yeah, sounds good."

before you can open the car door, gojo grabs your hand and once again pulls you into him. his joking facade chips away as you hear that same strain in his voice. he lets out a long sigh into your hair before speaking up.

"i'm so glad you're okay, baby. i was really worried there for a second," he whispers, voice cracking near the end.

"i was okay because of you, 'toru. thank you for picking up."

"always."

he presses a long kiss to your forehead and then pokes at your side, laughing at your surprised yelp.

"let's go home!" he calls out, intertwining his fingers with yours and pulling you towards his car.

you grin.

[moon-fics]

saw you were asking for requests and I am absolutely DYING for some bob floyd with a girlfriend/wife in her early twenties: the little age gap is simply too hot 🧎‍♀️

POV: you see me across the room. I teleport in front of you and hand you a 20 page paper as to why you should request more often.

I am SO bad at age gap stuff but imma try so stay with me now.

Bob is not the type to flaunt his possessions because he sees no reason to.

Bob is in his late 20s to early 30s so when he enters the Hard Deck with an early 20s partner everyone is confused.

They have no clue how he bagged you or even got to talking with you.

However, he absolutely adores you.

He fawns over you at the bar and actively holds your hand the entire night.

Not because he’s worried someone will hit on you, but because he just likes it.

He also goes into great detail about how you guys met to all his coworkers/copilots. It’s one of his favorite memories.

It does bother him when people bring it up as a ‘bonus’ in the relationship. Simply because he does not see it that way. It’s just a factor.

It definitely took some getting used to with the age gap and how it makes you two different.

But he truly embraces every part of you no matter what.

Now, when you first started dating he wasn’t as confident.

He was super worried that you’d think he was taking advantage of you or that he only liked you for your looks.

He’d need a bit of assurance the first two months, but after that he’d grow more stable.

I also think that since you are a couple years apart he hears about ‘nobody wants to be romantic they just want hookups’ stuff often.

So he makes it his responsibility to remind you how much he loves and cares for you.

He buys you flowers without being asked, he cooked breakfast, and he makes sure you are heard.

Side note: if you tease him about having a gray hair (which he does not) he will internally panic. He is not old enough to have gray hairs in his opinion. You’d have to calm him down with kisses and promises that there aren’t any.

[cheftsunoda]

wait, what? — ih6

smau + real life

lewis hamilton x !daughter reader

isack hadjar x !model hamilton reader

Isack grew up idolizing Lewis Hamilton — posters on the wall, interviews memorized, the whole deal. But nothing could’ve prepared him for the moment he unknowingly asked out his daughter. One minute, he’s shooting his shot… the next, he’s dating a Hamilton.

fc : halima saadiyah

not proofread — still trying to brainstorm ideas for new series— send me any requests!

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whotfisnaya

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whotfisnaya : can’t talk rn doing hot girl shit

(also ferrari get your shit together or so help me god😁🔪)

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kikagomes : my gf lover angel gave me flowers when i landed this morning 💘💋🤩🥹

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whotfisnaya : take notes pear, this is why she is mine

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pierregasly : I lost her to you a long time ago..i just quit fighting

username00 : don’t feel bad pierre, it’s just part of the hamilton charm

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lewishamilton: Bub. What did we say about threatening the new team already? At least give them a full season.

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whotfisnaya : my patience is out. i choose violence.

lewishamilton : I will not be making any further comments on that. You look beautiful, princess! Miss you.

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whotfisnaya : thank you fatherrrr💘 see you this weekend!

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charles_leclerc : welcome to the ferrari family, naya!

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whotfisnaya : idk how you’ve made it this long leclerc…i would’ve crashed out and burnt everything to the ground like 3 years ago

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charles_leclerc : I’ve thought about it…but i just keep going back

whotfisnaya : stockholm syndrome. ferrari free my man from these chains

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georgerussell63 : only 6 races into the season and I already miss you (somehow)

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whotfisnaya : you try so hard to act like you don’t love me but i think you cried harder about me leaving than you did about dad

lewishamilton : can confirm

whotfisnaya : tell big man toto to be prepared because i am coming over next race

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georgerussell63 : mario kart?

whotfisnaya : sigh. yes GR

carlossainz55 : psssst. it doesn’t get any better naya

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whotfisnaya : im glad you’re free my friend

whotfisnaya : gonna start some mid season contract negotiations for him — im tired

whotfisnaya : WHO WANTS 8 (🖕🏻) TIME WORLD CHAMPION LEWIS HAMILTON ON THEIR TEAM

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lewishamilton : naya honey there is a reason I have professionals do this

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There’s something about the Ferrari red that still doesn’t feel real. I’ve spent most of my life watching my dad win in silver, black, even turquoise—but red? It still throws me.

Still, I can’t lie… he wears it well.

I stroll into the paddock, dodging cameras and a few fans with sharp eyes. Sunglasses on, credentials tucked into my jacket, I keep my pace casual. Familiar.

“Look who decided to show up,” Dad calls before I even reach the Ferrari garage. He’s leaning against the wall in his race suit, arms folded, exuding the exact same energy he’s always had before lights out—calm, confident, and just a little smug.

“Didn’t want to miss my favorite guy in red,” I say, stepping in for a quick hug. He pressed a kiss to my temple.

Charles appears beside him, grinning as always. “You mean me, right?”

“You’re definitely top three,” I tease. We share a hug.

We fall into easy conversation—something about tire strategy, Charles’ espresso addiction, and how dad had to clear things with Ferrari after my recent…comments online.

It’s comfortable here. Familiar. But after a while, I shift my weight and check the time.

“I’m gonna go find Ollie,” I say, casually, but I see the way Dad lifts an eyebrow.

“Just friends,” I remind him before he can say anything.

“I didn’t say a word,” he replies with a smirk.

Charles, of course, does. “That’s not what your dad’s face says.”

I roll my eyes and walk backward toward the exit. “You two need new hobbies.”

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The Haas garage is less polished than Ferrari’s—more wires, more noise, more energy. It feels alive.

Ollie spots me right away, lifting his helmet slightly and grinning. “You’re late.”

“You’re early,” I shoot back.

We fist-bump and fall into step, walking along the edge of the garage. “We’re still on for that sim day next week?” he asks.

“Obviously.”

As we walk, someone else joins us— shorter than Ollie, dark curls, relaxed smile.

“Oh—Naya, this is Isack. Isack, Naya.”

I offer a small smile. “Hi.”

Isack returns it, maybe a little too quickly. “Hey. Uh… sorry, are you new to the paddock?”

Ollie snorts. “You could say that.”

I shrug. “I’ve been around a while.”

He holds out a hand. “Well, it’s cool to meet you. Are you, like… press or PR or something?”

I shake his hand, biting back a grin. “Something like that.”

Ollie coughs pointedly but doesn’t say more. I shoot him a look—don’t you dare ruin this.

Isack turns slightly red, rubbing the back of his neck. “You’re probably used to being around all this, huh?”

“Yeah,” I say, eyes flicking back toward the sea of red where my dad is doing media interviews. “You could say it runs in the family.”

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I didn’t mean to hang around the garage that long. Really, I didn’t. But somehow, after Ollie wandered off to a briefing, I was still there—leaning against a pit wall, sipping on a bottle of water, chatting with Isack like we’d known each other longer than just a few hours.

He was easy to talk to. Surprisingly easy. Funny in a quiet way. Charming in a not trying too hard kind of way.

“So, you’re not press. You’re not PR. But you are paddock fluent,” he says, leaning on the wall next to me, arms crossed.

I smirk. “Observant.”

“And you won’t tell me what you actually do?”

“I like mystery.”

He laughs. “Alright, Miss Mystery. You coming to the after-party tonight?”

I tilt my head. “Depends. Are you going?”

“I might now,” he says, eyes glinting. “If I knew someone cool would be there.”

My smile softens, but I keep my voice even. “I’ll think about it.”

He pauses for a beat, and I can feel the shift—the way his tone gets just a little more serious, like he’s testing the water.

“Okay, real question,” he says. “Do you want to get coffee sometime? Like, not here. Somewhere… quieter. Just us.”

For a second, I just blink at him. He still doesn’t know. Still doesn’t realize who I am.

And it’s kind of… nice.

“Are you asking me out, Isack Hadjar?” I ask, folding my arms with a playful smile.

He grins, a little sheepish. “I think I am, yeah.”

I pretend to consider it, tapping my chin. “Hmm… you’re cute. And bold. I respect that.”

“So is that a yes?”

“Maybe,” I say, letting the word hang. “But only if you promise not to freak out when you find out who I am.”

His smile falters, just a little. “Should I be scared?”

I grin. “Terrified.”

Just then, I hear someone call my name—one of the Ferrari PR girls, waving me over.

“Duty calls,” I say, stepping back.

He watches me go with a slight frown. “Wait, are you actually someone famous or—?”

I shoot him a wink over my shoulder. “You’ll figure it out.”

Lando and Max stood next to Ollie and the rest of the rookies who were watching intently.

“He doesn’t have a clue who she is, does he?” Max asked with a smirk present on his face.

“Nope.” Ollie said with a chuckle.

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whotfisnaya

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whotfisnaya : i was told no more threatening ferrari so idrk what to caption this paddock dump

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charles_leclerc : out of all the pictures you chose THAT one naya

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whotfisnaya : that’s what you get for stealing my phone charles

scuderiaferrari: thank you naya. we appreciate you for trying

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whotfisnaya: id appreciate you guys trying some actual strategy

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username00 : NAYA😭

isackhadjar : so nice to meet you today, naya!

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whotfisnaya : nice to meet you love!!

olliebearman : and to think you tried to tell me the ears weren’t a fashion statement

olliebearman : i look GOODt

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whotfisnaya : bitch i look good with a t at the end…or whatever tf city girls said

georgerussell63 : half of our mario kart time was taken up by you and toto gossiping

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whotfisnaya: god forbid a girl and her bestie catch up

whotfisnaya : still gave me enough time to beat your ass

georgerussell63 : i demand a retrial

whotfisnaya : you just want to hang again

georgerussell63 : blah blah details

username7 : her and toto gossiping omg

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lando : does he know yet?

whotfisnaya : girl ur so nosey…and no

olliebearman : get in there isack!!!!

whotfisnaya: hate u 💘

lewishamilton: Hm. Who?

whotfisnaya: I don’t kiss and tell father but you will meet him soon.

lewishamilton : Sigh. I’ll go ask Toto.

whotfisnaya: that man would never spill my secrets, not even to you.

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I wasn’t even nervous. Okay, maybe a little. But it wasn’t like a real date, right? Just coffee. Just… two people getting to know each other, in a quiet café tucked away from the chaos of race weekends. No pit lane, no photographers, no Ollie looking smug in the background. Just me and Isack and some overpriced espresso.

He was already there when I arrived — black hoodie, cap pulled low, sunglasses on like we were undercover spies instead of two mildly recognizable faces. He stood up when he saw me, smile soft and completely unguarded.

“You made it,” he said, sounding almost surprised.

“I said I would,” I replied, sliding into the chair across from him. “Do I strike you as unreliable?”

“Not at all,” he grinned. “Just… cool enough to bail at the last second if something better came up.”

I shrugged. “You’re lucky I like coffee.”

We talked for over an hour. About everything and nothing. He told me about his first karting crash, the fact that he still forgets to pack socks on travel weekends, and how much he actually hates running, no matter what his trainer says. I told him about the cities I’d lived in growing up, my obsession with baking shows, and my ongoing feud with Ferrari’s coffee machine.

(That part almost gave me away. But he didn’t catch it. Not yet.)

At one point, he leaned back, just watching me over the rim of his cup.

“What?” I asked, feeling the heat rise in my cheeks.

“You’re hard to figure out.”

“Is that a bad thing?”

“No,” he said quietly. “Not at all.”

The silence between us was warm, not awkward. Comfortable. Which is probably why I blurted it out before I could overthink it.

“So… I’m having a birthday thing at the end of this month. It’s kind of a mix of family and friends, not a huge party, but you should come.”

He blinked, like I’d just asked him to join me on a trip to the moon. “Wait, really?”

“Yeah. Why not?” I took another sip of my coffee and added casually, “You’re fun. I like you.”

He smiled, and it was the kind of smile that didn’t need any clever reply.

“I’d love to come,” he said finally. “What should I wear? Are we talking jeans or, like, red carpet-level fancy?”

I laughed. “Definitely not red carpet. Just… look nice. And maybe be ready for a few surprises.”

His brow furrowed. “What kind of surprises?”

I smirked. “You’ll see.”

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whotfisnaya

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whotfisnaya: life’s been cute or whateva

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lewishamilton: I always thought I spoiled Roscoe the most and then I came back and you had ordered him every vegan item off the menu.

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whotfisnaya : that’s my boy right thurrrr— he asked me for it all and I deliver

lewishamilton : yeah on my credit card

whotfisnaya: duh

georgerussell63 : so honored to be included in a dump alongside your soft launch

whotfisnaya : only added because carms looks so cute

carmenmmundt : love you naya❤️❤️

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georgerussell63 : BETRAYAL

olliebearman : oh so we’ve moved into a soft launch era?

whotfisnaya: I literally should have never taught any of you men that phrase

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isackhadjar

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isackhadjar : lovin’ life

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olliebearman : getting close with the in laws I see?

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olliebearman : who is the lady?!

isackhadjar : nunya

olliebearman: that’s a weird way to spell naya.

whotfisnaya: oliver stop being a menace

yukitsunoda0511 : 🔥🔥

username00 : him having Lewis’ daughter in his likes and his dad comforting him must feel amazing

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lewishamilton

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lewishamilton : Happy birthday to my favorite girl in the world. Watching you grow into the woman you are today has been the greatest privilege of my life. You’re smart, bold, kind, and full of fire — just the way I always hoped you’d be. Keep chasing what sets your soul on fire. I’ll always be in your corner. Love you endlessly.

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olliebearman: ofc the one day isack avoids instagram- sigh. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAYA LOVE YOU

charles_leclerc : happy birthday mini hamilton! can’t wait to celebrate you.

georgerussell63 : to the biggest most lovable menace on the planet— happy birthday!

susie_wolff : Happy Birthday Sweet Girl!

scuderiaferrari : happy birthday naya!! 🎈🎈

mercedesamgf1 : happy birthday naya! we miss you so much!

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The thing about hosting your birthday in Monaco is that there’s always a yacht, always a DJ, and always a guest list full of people who look like they belong in a GQ spread.

Mine wasn’t over-the-top — not by Monaco standards, anyway. Rooftop terrace, ambient lights, too many photographers across the street pretending not to be watching.

I spotted Isack the second he walked in, wearing a button-down that was definitely ironed by someone else and looking very out of place in the best way possible.

He kissed my cheek when he found me. “Happy birthday, Miss Mystery.”

“Glad you came,” I said with a grin. “Feeling brave?”

“Honestly? A little nervous,” he admitted. “I’ve seen three world champions already and I’ve been here five minutes.”

“Mm. You might want to stay nervous.”

I took his hand and pulled him gently toward the center of the terrace, weaving past Red Bull engineers, a retired footballer, and a couple of Ferrari mechanics.

And then—there he was.

Dad, standing by the bar, dressed in a sleek suit and sipping on sparkling water.

“Hey,” I said, walking up to him. “Someone I want you to meet.”

Dad turned, already grinning.

“This is Isack,” I said, as casually as if I were introducing him to my barista. “My boyfriend.”

Isack froze. Completely.

“Isack,” Dad said, offering his hand with a knowing smile. “Good to see you again.”

Again.

Isack blinked. Twice. Looked between us. “Wait. Hold on.”

I tried not to laugh.

“You’re…” He looked at Dad. “You’re her…?”

“Father,” Dad said smoothly. “Did she not mention that?”

“I—no. She definitely didn’t.”

I took a sip of my drink, trying not to smirk. “Felt like it would ruin the surprise.”

Isack turned back to me, eyes wide, voice half a whisper. “You’re Lewis Hamilton’s daughter.”

“Took you long enough.”

Dad clapped him on the shoulder, a little too hard. “Welcome to the family, son.”

Isack looked like he was questioning every life choice he’d ever made. I leaned in, voice just for him.

“close your mouth, love. you’ll catch flies.” i said and pushed up his chin.

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“Oh no,” Isack muttered under his breath. “Why are they all here.”

“Because I have amazing friends,” I said sweetly. “And they love watching you suffer.”

“Hadjar!” Lando called, arms already spreading like he was about to hug him just to whisper something evil in his ear. “So you’re the one dating the princess of Formula One, huh?”

Jack whistled low. “You’ve got some guts, man.”

Kimi, deadpan as ever, tilted his head. “Did you think we wouldn’t find out?”

“I didn’t know!” Isack said for what was probably the seventh time tonight. “She didn’t say anything!”

“He called Lewis ‘sir,’” Ollie chimed in again, grinning like this was the best day of his life. “It was so formal.”

“Wait, did you?” Lando asked, barely holding in his laughter. “Like, a ‘Hello, Mr. Hamilton, may I date your daughter’ type situation?”

“He panicked!” I added, giggling. “Tried to act like they hadn’t met before.”

“I had no idea!” Isack groaned. “You all suck.”

“I’m just saying,” Jack said, nudging Kimi. “If I found out my girlfriend’s dad was seven-time world champion Lewis Hamilton, I’d have walked straight into the Mediterranean.”

Kimi nodded, stone-faced. “We still might throw you in.”

“Please do,” Isack said, face in hands. “End it.”

Lando gave him a brotherly clap on the shoulder. “Look at it this way. You’ve already peaked. Can’t go higher than impressing Lewis Hamilton.”

Ollie leaned into me with a smirk. “You know he didn’t even realize until Lewis introduced himself back?”

I sipped my drink. “Timing is everything.”

Isack looked up at me then — red-faced, wide-eyed, but grinning. “You’re enjoying this way too much.”

“Only a little,” I teased. “But hey — you’re handling it like a champ.”

He raised an eyebrow. “Like an F1 champ or…?”

“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” Jack said dryly.

Kimi cracked the faintest of smirks. “We’ll see how you qualify next weekend, Hamilton’s boyfriend.”

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whotfisnaya: long story short…i love isack and isack loves my dad (the selfie is warming my heart by the second)

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username00 : dating your idols daughter?? wasn’t familiar with your game isack

olliebearman: neither was he

whotfisnaya : oliver be nice

lewishamilton : Welcome to the family, Isack. We love you even if you are oblivious sometimes.

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olliebearman : is it cheating since he will be mentored by the goat?

lando : he fr just skipped ten levels

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[melonteee]

I am utterly fascinated by people that watch or read One Piece and come out thinking that there's nothing wrong with the marines or the world government like bruh are we seeing the same thing

My favourite ones are the ones that say "But overall the marines are doing more good than pirates" as if we haven't seen the marines take part in genocide while also protecting slave owners like ?? THIS is who you think is doing more good?? It's literally shown to be incredibly rare when a marine ACTUALLY wants to protect civilians, you'd think Smoker's introduction - with everyone worried he's about to get mad at a child - would set the landscape for how marines are seen by civilians in this world.

Not to mention when Law was a child, and after his whole town got burnt to the ground, he was quite literally terrified of marines! He hated them so much Corazon had to lie to him about being one, AND Corazon decided he had to quit the marines if he wanted to keep Law safe after Law had been cured (but he died lol rip to a baddie). Like oh geez hm I wonder why Law hates the marines? I wonder why this sick kid from a village that the government ordered to be burnt down hates the marines? Real head scratcher there!

The copaganda is crazy cause they claim pirates are the ones who are violent murderers who will just kill...AS IF WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE MARINES DO THAT?? But it's even WORSE when the marines do it because they believe any lives they take to be JUSTICE?? Like hey remember when the marines were trying to find a pregnant Rouge so they were running around an island terrorising and implied harming/killing pregnant women just to stop any possibility of Ace being born?? But yeah no the marines are the ones doing the most good in the one piece world ofc ofc

My other favourite ones are also the ones that hard separate the marines from the world government, as if the world government isn't the marines' boss. The marines are literally the world government's lap dog and tons of ppl don't want to acknowledge that so they're just on copium about it, hence you have people saying shit like "But SWORD is different it's only Marine controlled!!" as if an established military organisation with WG backing being totally free to do whatever it wants isn't the most terrifying thing ever?? Not to mention you have SWORD existing and the first thing they do is...help another marine. It's clear as day SWORD exists for the marines' benefit and not any civilians benefit yet people will still try to make SWORD it's own 'good' entity away from the world government or 'regular' marines because they just want the marines to be good so bad like don't make me LAFF!!!!!

The funniest part is, people want the marines to be for the benefit of innocent civilians so bad that they bend over backwards to try and reason why the marines actually exist for the good of the world and not just for their own benefit. But we DO have one organisation that genuinely DOES want to save people, who we have watched SAVE a near WHOLE ISLAND of people. We ALREADY have an organisation whose whole thing is existing for the benefit of innocent civilians, AND THAT'S... THE FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY ARMY LMAO.

Dragon is even an EX-MARINE who claims the marines did NOTHING that even remotely resembled JUSTICE, and you'd think the Revolutionary Army even EXISTING would make people realise just how little the marines ACTUALLY do, but they're so busy sucking the admirals off silly style THEY JUST IGNORE THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY COMPLETELY!! RRRAAAAAHHH!!!!!

[saberma]

Fine I'll yap about devious

First of all. I love Spokeishere. What a creature oh my god. I loove trying to figure out what the hell is this guy up to That conversation with Minute was soooo… I have no idea what Spoke actually has planned, but that convo really felt like a Start of something. Spoke definetly didn't tell Minute much, just enough to hint at the idea of what's going to happen. Also, he probably used an orbital cannon as an example specifically for Minute… I love his sick and twisted mind

Anyway, devious. Sometimes I think about how Spoke is the only person Mapicc ever fully betrayed his teammate for (Ro in s4). And he did it after the dupe war, after knowing how much Spoke lied to him. Because Spoke gave him something to do. Spoke made him feel useful, and like he was part of something. And even if Mapicc felt betrayed by Spoke still caring about Vitalasy at the end he still would want to do something like wormhole with Spoke again.

I don't really know how to explain the fucked up sence of trust they have but it's. Something. Mapicc still trusts Spoke so much, and he loveees to bring him around in situations where he doesn't feel too comfortable (usually lore talk, him dragging Spoke in as his professional yapper for his talk with Kab is a good example, but he used to do it in s4 as well. The amount of times Spoke was just his emotional support while him and Zam were fighting is so funny). They're just such peak friendship. Everytime they have a conversation I feel like a third wheel cause they're always saying something incomprehensible (bro, what the hell is a parrot folder).

And I can't say Spoke fully trusts anyone, but i think he values Mapicc and his trust a lot (sometimes for evil purposes but still) I don't really remember the exact quote but Mapicc mentioned that Spoke is basically the person he'll go to when everything is going horribly wrong. And yeaaaah. The fact that Spoke showed Mapicc that one shot exploit (yeah that probably wasn't a hack client), specifically to reassure Mapicc that he still would have options even if there's 6 maces on the server. That Mapicc trusted him with the mace he worked so hard for in the first place, and didn't really question it too much. The fact that he still never told anyone about it. Ughhghhg they

So that's why I'm not really surprised that Mapicc is conflicted on the whole thing. Even before Mapicc joined or said anything I thought he would definetly not wanna oppose Spoke immedietly. And then the first thing he says after joining is that he needs to talk to Spoke before making any decisions. Still says that Spoke is his teammate and that he wants to know his reasoning, that he doesn't wanna fight him.

"I wanna be on the side that actually gives me meaning"

Like. Mapicc is such a perfect person for Spoke to try to get on his side. He's been feeling directionless the entire season. If Spoke offers him a chance to permanently change the server, and do something that will be remembered instead of chasing after a Flame kill again and again. Cause Spoke understands Mapicc so much, he knows his strengths and what he finds fun on lifesteal and he's *extremely* good at talking.

"I love Spoke's game more than i love saving spawn".

Mapicc already kinda agrees with a lot of Spoke's morals (or lack of them). He doesn't really care about spawn and he's so tired of fights he can't win.

Mapicc's only condition for working with Spoke would be that Mane and Flame aren't involved. (which.. can I say I really don't think they are. like I don't think spoke or focus actually need them for their plans. and maybe it's the devious bias but spoke would prefer to work with mapicc over them).

I don't think he'd immedietly betray cause he cares a lot about the people opposing Spoke (minute and zam, and hannah probably cause I can't imagine she would wanna be involved in what spoke is doing).

But it won't be an easy choice.

So yeah I am so excited for their talk tomorrow....

[brightstar2000]

I'm caught up now on EAPS and boy do i have some opinions about it, especially Ruin.

Ruin is a freaking dumbass.

It's even worse than i thought it was. I was right about him being blinded by love, but again, it's even worse than i thought.

I genuinely think there is nothing left to save in his Monty and suppressing the virus like Ruin wants to do isn't good enough. It needs destroyed. I cannot, in good conscience, side with Ruin. I can see his perspective, i understand why he wants what he wants, but the risk to everything else is too high. Ruin's willing to watch another dimension fall to the ruin virus just to get his Monty back and i was so outraged as i watched that i wanted to pull my hair out.

Back to why i don't think there is anything left to save in his Monty, and why i am certain their relationship can't be repaired. Ruin already said that there is nothing of his original Monty left. That he is all virus now, and he's well aware that Charlie will kill him if they end up using her powers to eradicate it. And yet Ruin is going so far just to try getting the husk of his boyfriend back to the base stage of the virus, and even then, i don't think it will work out for them.

I don't think his Monty loves him anymore. He was understandably hurt when Ruin didn't come back for him, and i can see it from both of their perspectives. Ruin thinking he was dead and their dimension crumbled, plus all the bad memories that place held for him. As a person with trauma, i completely relate to not wanting to go back to the places that traumatized me to begin with. On the other end though, who knows how long his Monty was waiting for him, floating in the void. I am absolutely certain that the virus amplified his feelings when he found out how Ruin's life is going now, but i also feel like there is some genuineness to it. He feels understandably hurt and betrayed and he wants Ruin to suffer for it. While i believe the virus had influence over this, i also believe his Monty feels like he does genuinely. So even if he is saved with Ruin's cure, his and Ruin's relationship can't be fixed.

And Ruin is willing to risk everything he has now for this. Everyone he has now, just for his Monty. He wants to delay Eclipse when they have such a limited window of time to get rid of this virus before it destroys them too. There is a reason the saying "if you truly love someone, let them go" exists. And maybe that will be the lesson Ruin has to learn by the end of this, if they make it that far.

I genuinely don't get what Stitchtrap's plan is here, but god, his distraction is working too well. Now Ruin and Eclipse are at eachother's throats trying to stop the ruin virus before it's too late, but they both have their personal reasons for doing it. Ruin wants his Monty back, meanwhile Eclipse is trying to save all of them.

Ruin needs to learn when to let go. I know it's hard to, especially when he loves his Monty so much, but Ruin is only looking out for what he wants, not what everyone (or his Monty) needs. I know, that is a trait of his, but god this situation really made it much worse. I think Afton saying this would be an "ample" distraction was an understatement. It's been very effective. It's tearing rifts between the animatronics.

If his Monty really can be saved, i still think, at this point, death is the better alternative. He's suffering immensely. There is nothing left to save, but Ruin is so blinded by his love that he still thinks there is something there to save. And even if they do manage to save him, like i said above, i don't think their relationship is salvageable.

I just cannot with Ruin right now. I hope he learns something from this before it's too late.

[nemiepies]

Hi everyone, it’s come to my attention that I have been talked about pretty terribly in a popular server by a handful of people when they thought no one was looking. I am incredibly hurt, disappointed, and confused as to why me and my situation was mocked. When I came out and asked the community for help, I made it clear that I was incredibly embarrassed and anxious about doing so and now my worst fears have come true in the form of a chat leak. I will be sharing the screenshots that were sent to me and addressing what I feel is appropriate.

Hi @gloryride I do believe this is our first interaction as I have no clue who you are. If you didn't want to donate you didn't have to of course but calling me a beggar and implying that I was not working hard to provide for myself before asking for help is extremely uncalled for and strange to say the least.

I wasn't "expecting" anyone to give me money. In fact I didn't expect any help at all and just ended up being pleasantly surprised. I'm glad you were able to quickly find a job when faced with a similar situation but I was not, and not for lack of trying.

@wingdeer @cybervesna Hello! I didn’t offer to take comms because I didn’t have access to my computer/wifi for more than half the time I had the GoFundMe active and even before that due to severe weather conditions in my area. I was doing everything I could have possibly been doing from my end. That was the entire point of me having made the GoFundMe. I WAS out of options and no I was never sitting on my ass waiting for people to give me money. If you had any questions or concerns beyond gossiping about me I would have happily addressed them for no other reason than you cared enough to ask for the sake of transparency :).

@cybervesna some of the things said by you were just mean spirited and misinformed. NO I did not "wish" to be evicted nor am I a "delusion e-girl" begging for money because I'm lazy and didn't want to do anything. What an odd thing to say. I understand that as a non American its hard for you to believe that landlords aren't filled with rainbows and butterflies surely, however, my leasing department refused to work with me at all no and in the end I had to leave. Its as simple as that and not uncommon in the US. If you donated any money please DM a receipt so that I can give it back.

Hi @synth-peach! Its really odd you had more empathy for my cat than for me! Thought I would take the time to let you know that my cat is okay despite you seemingly believing I did nothing to help her or myself and just sat on my ass doing vp. If you donated any money please DM a receipt so that I can give it back.

Hi! @ https://x.com/Heruhhh_v (n4n4.png)

I never had any intentions of asking the community for help whatsoever. The reason why beanie set up the GoFundMe in my name was because I couldn’t bring myself to ask for help. I don’t know what type of issues these women have with beanie or why because I’ve never been a part of cyberpunk drama. I pretty much keep to myself. I have a very small circle in this community that I would call friends and I don’t even talk to them on a day-to-day basis. it feels like I’ve been roped into this as some sort of leverage to go against beanie and again I don’t know the history there but they absolutely did nothing wrong here.

I'm not sure how setting the goal to 4K makes me look bad. I never expected it to reach that amount. It didn’t even get to half so I’m not sure what the issue is. We set it to 4K because neither of us had any dealings with GoFundMe before and didn’t know what to set it to. I needed over 2000 for my rent alone not to mention utilities and food for both me and my cat so 4K seemed appropriate. Again, I didn’t even get close to that amount so I’m not sure why that’s being harped on. I also think its strange that you were trivializing my homelessness and comparing me asking for help to you wanting someone to buy you nitro. Very odd behavior! If you needed any justification for my GoFundMe my dms were open. I don't bite :) My health issues are no secret. It’s not something that I like to talk about publicly because of how private it is, but it’s something that has been prevalent in my life and is documented. I mentioned it briefly in my post when I was asking for help so I’m not sure where the narrative that I didn’t actually need help or was just waiting on a handout came from. And yes my health issues did impact my ability to work and find work.

Hera you are a stranger considering me and you have never had a single conversation and I didnt know you existed until the chat leak, I would’ve preferred you not even have opinions of me in private. It’s enough that you chose not to donate but to sit there and gossip about whether or not I really needed the help when I spent over a week in a homeless shelter is crazy. I'm glad you have the luxury of having an emergency fund tho! I can't relate, clearly, I hope a time where you have to use it never comes. ♥

Hi again @cybervesna I understand you are concerned about the help given to me by my so called friends as you put it. Well let me inform you and whoever else it may concern that my friends were helping me in fact Zwei, Beaniebby, and Peachu are the only reason I'm no longer in a homeless shelter and am back safely with my cat. the below screenshots are proof of this.

I think I have made my point with a fraction of the screenshots I received about all of this lol. I had hoped the next time I came on here it would be to once again thank any and everyone who donated to me instead I feel forced to address the narrative that was built in that server and now my biggest concern is making sure that anyone who donated knows without a doubt that it was to me and no one else.

Yes, it was setup by beaniebby however, they made me a co-organizer and I was able to put my banking information in. I received all of the payments. 0004 is the last 4 digits of MY savings account.

Also, I don’t think I ever gave the impression that I wasn’t doing anything for myself and just sitting around waiting for people to donate money to me. I was actively looking for work. I also made it very clear in my initial Tumblr post when I linked the GoFundMe that I did have some health issues which caused me to lose my previous job and I still hadn’t recovered from them fully.

If there was any questions about what I was doing for myself or my ability to contribute to what I needed to get done for both my cat and me it could have been asked privately. I understand being transparent but there's also a safety concern with what you share online and I didn't want to share too much of my private life because people are weird...point proven lol.

During the peak of donations several people reached out privately for more details and I laid it all bare. The people mentioned in this post could have done the same thing if they cared enough to do so. But they didn't. Mainly because this wasn't about whether or not I needed the money and for what reason but because I was just the hottest topic at the time and they thrive on drama. I am deeply disturbed by what I had to see. To the people who spoke on me and the people who were supposed to be my friends and sat back in silence I hope you all heal. It doesn't matter that these things weren't said to my face. They were still said and in the end showed to me. To anyone else who donated, please rest assured knowing nothing about my situation was faked everything I went through was documented privately and if you feel you are owed more details please show me a receipt of your donation and I can answer any questions you have privately.

[beauty-and-passion]

Eurovision 2025: the problem you cannot ignore

So, another Eurovision comes to an end.

And it was the 69th, so you suppose it was probably filled with sexual jokes only. But nope, aside from a couple more sexual songs, it was quite tame overall.

Am I happy about that? Eeeh. Eurovision’s experience includes stupid, silly jokes, so the 69th edition should’ve given a free pass to all of that. But I suppose the main atmosphere wasn’t too much about joking.

At least, Switzerland did its best to try and keep the competition as neutral as possible - both in terms of jokes and politics. 

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Rules for a good hosting

After last year’s hosting catastrophe, this year's was particularly good. I faced the first semi-final with fear in my eyes and heart, but it was way better than expected.

Please, allow me to explain why - oh and, Sweden: take notes, you might need them.

The Swiss are able to make fun of themselves, while telling us something about themselves. “Made in Switzerland” is a funny joke song, but it also taught me something new about Switzerland. Like that they invented LSD, which… makes both no sense and too much sense. But at least they’ve been able to tell me something about them that wasn’t just “Bo-hoo, we’re good for Eurovision only, stop blaming us for wanting to win, we’re good for nothing else”.

The Swiss made good interval acts and didn’t spend the entire time talking about Eurovision. Sure, they made sure to repeat that they were the birthplace of the competition, but didn’t talk just about that. They talked about the people behind the scenes, the fans, all stuff related to the competition. It wasn’t just a constant “greatest hits of the past compilation”.

They knew that last year, they lost to the people’s winner (Baby Lasagna), yet they invited him and gave him the chance to shine. They didn’t reduce his presence to 20 seconds into a joke song that insulted his country by saying: “Ah ah, we’re so much better than them at hosting, see how stupid their show would’ve been.”.

For the same reason, they invited Käärijä because they just knew that’s what people wanted and justice had to be made.

They didn’t try any stupid AI shit, by bringing up people who clearly didn’t want to participate: ABBA are not available? No problem, let’s make the whole stadium sing Waterloo. It wasn’t so hard.

Last but not least, they used only two hosts. Not three, not five, not twenty. Two competent hosts were more than enough.

And yes, I know Michelle Hunziker was in the finale - which was extremely weird for me, because I am used to seeing her on Italian TV. But she was mostly there to have an Italian speaker for the Italian side of Switzerland, so I suppose it’s fine.

In the end, the overall show and hosting were good. Nothing too life changing, nothing too shitty. Even the cringy moments are not so terrible: it’s mostly Hazel being awkward or having fun. Even the tongue thingy, that made me cringe in the first semi-final, when it came back in the final, it made me burst into a laugh. It was just too stupid to handle.

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The list of robbed kings is endless

My Australian Milkshake Man. My beautiful, funky, shirtless guy didn’t make it into the final.

The ignominy. The treachery. 200% sure it was rigged, because he was too good for this world, his song was perfect Eurovision material and his voice was great.

But if we have to mourn all robbed kings and queens the list would be endless and Käärijä and Baby Lasagna would still be on top. So let’s do the only sensible thing possible, which is follow them, listen to their songs, support them and shower them with love.

They deserve it.

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Sweden and Estonia: A joke can take you far

This year proved that you don’t always have to bring a serious song to get a high vote. Sometimes, something funny, carefree and different is enough.

And I think it’s beautiful that a silly song about sauna and the espresso macchiato came respectively 4th and 3rd. They were fun and people enjoyed them. So, they rightfully voted for them.

I hope this teaches something important to all countries, especially Sweden: there’s no need to always bring Generic Pop Song #36 performed by Generic Good-Looking Person #47. You can bring this too: a song in a Swedish dialect about something typical of your country. Something you enjoy.

Heck, I’ve learned more about Sweden thanks to this song, than by following last year’s show! At least this song tells me you like saunas: all I learned last year was that you have nothing but Eurovision.

But Espresso Macchiato teaches us something important too, which is: Italy is always good. It doesn’t matter if it’s Italy’s own entry, a song about Italy performed by San Marino or a song about Italian food. When in doubt, resort to Italy.

Which is comforting, at least. Our economy and politics are shit, but at least we still have a good reputation about the important things in life, aka arts and food.

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An overall good winner

At the end of the day, JJ was a good winner. The song was good, his vocals were incredible and the mix of three genres (opera, pop and electro) was new and original.

Sure, the theme is stale and old (a song about love, groundbreaking), but the means he used were interesting. A mix of genres is always appreciated and opera singers are great in general. Also, this song wasn’t a boring ballad and this is always the most important thing.

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The elephant in the room, behind the scenes and center stage

I’m tired.

Trust me, I would do anything else, aside from talking about Israel. But it’s not me that is bringing politics into a “nOn-PoLitIcAl ShOw”.

Israel is literally buying its place in the contest. It did it for a while and we ignored it. Now it’s more insufferable than ever.

Last year, it was all about bullying the other artists and buying votes with ads spread all over the Internet. Now it’s bending the rules and buying votes with ads spread all over the Internet.

And if this enraged me at first, now it makes me sad.

Israel is acting like a rich kid, who desperately wants to be part of a group. It has money, so it thinks it can buy anything. And, in a way, it can: it can buy a spot in this group and stay close to the other kids and show to the world that, hey, look, it is part of the group! It is just like the other kids!

But the other kids don’t like having Israel around. So, Israel buys their silence. It uses money to get posters all over, which show it close to the other kids, as a member of their group. See? Israel is part of the group! And no one protests, because clearly others are fine with its presence! It is just like the other kids!

But the group has rules to follow. So, Israel bends them and closes the protester’s mouths. This way, no one can say Israel has done something wrong or that it doesn’t belong to the group. It is just like the other kids!

But the kids don’t want it and want to say it. So, Israel bends rules again, uses bots, tampers with votes. It tries everything it can, to show how much the other kids love it. See? They love Israel! Israel is part of their group! It’s just like, it is exactly like them. And everyone loves it and treats it well and applaud when it appears because Israel is so normal and so loved and so appreciated.

For me, that’s just pathetic. The kind of pathetic only someone alone, unloved and in the wrong can make you feel. The sadness of a spoiled kid, too weak and coward to take responsibility for its own actions. A kid who prefers to hide, to lie, to bend truth and rules. All because it’s too difficult to admit it’s in the wrong.

I don’t believe the public’s votes were the ones given. I am 95% sure they were all rigged. And maybe the same didn’t happen to the jury votes, because they’re less likely to be tampered with by a government that has its tendrils all over the EBU. A government that is so blind and ignorant, to give 12 points to the Greek song. A song about genocide. Yes, they’re this oblivious.

When we reached the final, I was holding my breath too. And I am so, so relieved Austria won. But as many others pointed out, when you end a competition not by feeling happy or satisfied, but relieved… well, then there’s something wrong.

And something wrong is here indeed. It’s the participation of a spoiled, oblivious nation, that uses money and bends rules, because it really REALLY wants to pretend to have a good reputation, when it has not.

The truth is different and you know that, Israel. You know your reputation is not as good as you pretend it to be. You know your 2nd place isn’t the result of an incredible appreciation from all over the world.

You brought that placement, just like you brought your place in Eurovision. Because, deep down, you know Europe doesn’t want you here. You know that it would never invite you on its own accord. You know that, if you remove the anti-booing technology and stop the protests, you won’t hear loud cheers but just complaints and protests.

And not even all the money in the world can buy you the love and appreciation you so desperately crave.

So please, please try again and spend even more money. Bend the rules, use propaganda, lie and bully the other innocent participants, use bots and rig the voting system. Do your worst, to shout down all the voices that don’t want you there at all. You might actually win, if you rig the competition well enough.

And once you’ll have won, please, tell me how does it feel. How does it feel, to hold a cold trophy and pretend not to see the disgust on the world’s face? How does it feel, to buy an empty, soulless victory? How does it feel, to know you are not loved at all?

Please support your favourite artists.

And when in doubt, donate to aid agencies.

[devotion-disorder]

re: elves and other non-human races having a fetishized view of humans - it makes me think of how in many fantasy settings humans are the only race able to interbreed with the other races, or are always the most common in interspecies pairings 🤔 Can see how being very attractive/attracted to other species could becomes a stereotype for humans, or a defining trait like intellect for elves, strength for orc/demons, senses for beastfolk...

Classic fantasy rules typically have 'versatility/adaptability' as a human's special trait, but there's a better case for breedability methinks, if only unofficially 🤭

omg nonnie youve literally put it in better words than i can ever come up with. I havent been able to shake off the idea that humans would be seen as the sort of “blank-slate” species in a fantasy settings either; but ive also thought of framing it in a way that it is this exact…plainness? that makes humans stand out to some. if i were to push it further (and disregard all semblance of biological reasoning) perhaps humans are sought after because their weaker gene expressions will always give way to potent non-human genes, and halflings bear little to no sign of their human blood (at least on surface) - meaning that if all else fails, humans would be perfect vessels with great success for breed-ability...im not sure if im making any sense at all LOL but this is just a long-winded way to say humans are the superstar interbreeding extraordinaires with a 120% success rate!!!! which make them magnets to nefarious horny non-human/monster folk that need to get their shit ROCKED

[2000sscribbles]

i actually can't believe there are people on this website that can read an article where dt talks abt how his family says "i love you" to each other all the time and how that's a strange and wonderful new thing to him but like they ignore this super sweet and touching thing he's saying abt his loved ones and instead they completely laser the fuck in on him going "losing awards sucks" n then they pull out like year old screenshot from her instagram stories where georgia is like "my favorite awards loser omg <3" as evidence that she's an evil manipulative bitch who's abusing him and like it would be really funny if there wasn't a whole clique of people doing it

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[zakiyah]

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[inkats]

my boy-coded behaviour for most my life makes my exploration of gender due to newfound freedom era lean more into feminine things but my anti-capitalist feminist value system makes this feel like a betrayal of my moral code.

[om340700]

already have a bday thing ready for mammon orz

[daggery]

i forgot if i ever said it on here before but it’s a shame that it’s so hard for me to think about and interact with tpw nezha and the series on its own terms in its own right because i’m constantly looking at him through the lens of someone who really likes nezha mythology. even when i was reading the series, a significant part of the reason i was so miserable about everything was not just that the series is miserable but also i wanted to like tpw nezha so badly but you know how tpw is. but maybe i’ll reread it eventually with greater distance

[dnptheinfinity]

ashsgfshksgahja my second cousin invited me to his wedding and it’s not happening until september but i’m already so stressed