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"danandphil" sans "games" aside, they wanna create a whole new ACCOUNT for their upcoming things? fright. terror, even.

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dan and phil read thirst tweets when

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oh to be a 10 year old can of air 🏔🌸

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i think dan believes he can transfer their one shared braincell with those shoulder touches but unfortunately for him the braincell left them both years ago

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phil if he was like "every other generic twink that got a star tattoo in 2013"

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dnp deleted the tweet. unheard of business deals being made as we speak

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#dan and phil videos in a nutshell

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that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

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I need a ‘Phil reacts to Dan’s insta reels’ more than I need to breathe

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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also “we can show you what love and commitment looks like” yeah we know.

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Today I met happiness

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do fall out boy exist?

yes but they can't hurt you unless you're gay

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what does your blood taste like to a vampire