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okirrka · 6 days ago

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#nico robin #one piece #robin fanart #robin #nico robin fanart #im never letting go of ms all sunday and the banana crocodiles alliances i know she's their number 1 fan #drawing that cowboy hat killed me though 🧍 not fun

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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jadecantcreate · 3 months ago

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coalecroux incorrect quote doodles (its ironic guys)

i slightly modified & used this (^) quote from perchance’s incorrect quote generator

#i spent entirely too long on that site #i know I JUST made a post about not being the biggest fan of kremy kisses bc of the awkwardness #but i didnt want to mess with the prompt further (or think of an alternative)#excuse my hypocrisy lol #theyre the husbands ever #coalecroux #kremy x gideon #kremy lecroux #once upon a witchlight #ouaw #legends of avantris #gideon coal #morning frost #twig toadspring #my first time drawing twig ! shes so whimsical and silly #nikkie and twig are the number 1 coalecroux shippers #incorrect quotes

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bunnyboy-juice · 5 months ago

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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

#personal #i am emotional yes #over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme #nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post #and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity #especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making #if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care #i just needed to scream #and this is one small thing #but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks #saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that #my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten #i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked #-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also #and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb #a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u #idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit #im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved #im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does #wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun

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nvuy · 3 months ago

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halloween fic idea: the strangers au where it’s actually feixiao, moze and jiaoqiu on halloween night scaring you to death outside of the rental you’re staying in because they’re all strangely obsessed and extremely possessive of you.

thoughts are being thinked

#✦ ( misc. )#✦ ( scribbles. )#( like jiaoqiu turns the corner and stares directly at you and you’re like ??? what in the world )#( and then he walks straight past you. )#( realistically im sure he can hear you quite well with the ears because fox ear anatomy hearing good reasons )#( moze is the silent brooder that ALWAYS seems to be in the right place at the right time )#( watches in the shadows. springs out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you )#( number 1 manhandler will grab you and drag you about )#( and feixiao… ohhhhh… she knows you. )#( ringleader of ALL of it. )#( set the whole thing up. posed as a friend for YEARS just for this very moment )#( this idea is lowkey haunting me i can’t do this anymore )#( ‘who wants dinner!!!’ the stranger that walked into your house says as you’re being roughly restrained to the dinner table )#feixiao x reader #moze x reader #jiaoqiu x reader

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cloudyydraws · 11 months ago

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textpost doodle

+ more unfinished mario stuff under the cut

all of these are texts sent between me and my sisters bc i wanna see bros banter

i got too lazy to keep working on these but please take them !!!

#mario #luigi #princess daisy #smb #smb fanart #my art #cloudy draws #art #cloudy sibling lore i love my sisters and my brother too i guess #yes sibling 1 uses my number for dating apps i still dont know how she got banned #and both use my number for discounts and other stuff #not many tags again bc these are extremely unfinished but that is ok #but know i wanna see more sibling interactions so i will be drawing more potentially;;; allegedly;;;

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om000o · 6 months ago

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my wife

#pulled a mlp equestria girls on her #do NOT try to make sense of her outfit #all i knew is that it goes hard n its bottom heavy lava theory #i loveeeee the hc that she has a whip #it gives her vague cowboy swag n also a rlly smart replacement for her tail #top 10 artists who dont know how to draw muscle number 1 meee:3 #woy #wander over yonder #save woy #art tag

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lovesickeros · 6 months ago

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popping in randomly after almost an entire month just to talk non stop about the tsaritsa again everyone sit down.

specifically just thinking about the implications of tsaritsa's ideals originally being about love + the abandonment of those ideals to complete her goal of, presumably, destroying Celestia or whatever she's cooking up. to the point even her people don't love her and I probably don't even remember a time her ideals were of love. now it's all just ice and snow and cold.

which makes romantic fics w her even funnier because she's purposely removed this part of herself and suddenly reader walks into teyvat like they own the place (they do) and I can only imagine her reaction. angry, probably. because why you? what are you doing to her that's caused her hundreds of years of strict adherence to rejecting "love" both from others and to others to just. collapse. absolute shattering of her world and you probably don't even know it bc if nothing else she's good at hiding it. a lot of denial. tries to pick you apart and see what's makes you so different.

and oh she just hates it. she loathes it.

basically one sided enemies to lover trope because she can't stand you for a while but if you stick around she starts warming up to you and it makes it WORSE. so much worse. tries to distance herself but your just everywhere and it gets on her nerves because why does she love you? she isn't capable of love, not anymore. she thought she was.

g-d forbid one of the harbingers or PIERRO notices she'd never live it down. might even consider the implications of just killing you (she doesnt). worse if you know about it and act like a brat she will lose her damn mind

just the tsaritsa being an absolutely horrible mess internally.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #tsaritsa #i could also talk sbt furi here and how similar they r + how writing one of them influences my writing of the other #but anyway #ive been busy moving i havent had time to write unfortunately #but i do have time for tsaritsa! and furi. mwah #i just think its funny imagining tsaritsa trying to be polite snd cordial but ohh shes SEETHING. she hates you. she loves you.#she wants to kiss you snd kill you and devour you. a horrible mess of a woman who closed herself off snd suddenly she feels exposed #she hates it. wants to hate you but oh g-d you make her soft in the worst of ways. she'd destroy teyvat itself if you asked her to #shes like a cat you gotta work to earn her trust but oh lord when you do. velcroed to your side #she will say she despises you before kissing you so tenderly it makes you dizzy. between vitriol she brushes her knuckles against your cheek #longing and yearning so violently you will tear each other apart just to be closer.#is there anything so undoing as loving another so wholly it consumes you?#she swears she's indifferent but she pampers you and sends you extravagant gifts with no name attached yet it smells like her. you know.#oh to be in a horribly complicated relationship thats almost one sided enemies to lovers w the tsaritsa that consumes you both #like two stars wanting to be closer and yet..in doing so you undo each other when you inevitably collide. caught in an orbit that dooms both #this has been ur monthly tsaritsa ranting ur welcome and goodnight 🫡#when i say im crazy sbt the tsaritsa i am so serious. i AM her number 1 fan source me

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline

marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise

#fave #snap chats #'professor x' what are you a cop. moving on #vjeLKVJEALKV thank you much my friend one can only dream .....#you know whats so funny tho this just reminds me how like. My Number One Cheerleader was my highschool english teacher #she also ran the comic club in case thats relevant. because i was a part of that club OBVIOUSLY #i used to want to be a comic book artist but now i dont but anyway as a part of this club we'd have to draw comics sometimes #and alllll the time my teach would be so happy to get my stuff and she'd always be like #'[Snap] please promise me you'll never give up comics i want to read a comic from you one day' and stuff like that #i think id throw up laughing if i got to email her one day like 'omg hey teach 1.) im not a moody teenager anymore #2.) i got to work for marvel check it out <3' and i have to send her old man yaoi JLVKEJLKAEVJE #FUNNIEST TIMELINE IN THE WORLD I'D ACTUALLY DIE LIKE PLEAAAASSEE THATS ALL I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE #on the realest note tho i didnt appreciate her enthusiasm enough. i wish i could tell her thank you someday #i think of her a lot whenever im in the dumps about my work she really is one of my biggest motivators #like i guess i COULD just shoot an email. maybe if i actually do something cool with comics or something #i dont even know if she remembers me so it'd just be bizarre wouldnt it #ANYWAYS. sappy story time's over theres a matcha crepe cake with my name on it BYYYYYEEEEE

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gwinverarrouz · 5 months ago

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A timeline of Bisig!! Since I've decided her birthday was in July, I felt it was time for a little retrospective :>

Thought it'd be fun to see how the way I've drawn her has evolved over the years!

#the ever-shrinking number of stripes on her sweater haha XD #this timeline isn't super precise and there's been some back and forth but it's the overall evolution that matters #i don't think the artstyle is going to undergo any drastic changes now but who knows it might still evolve a bit #mydrawings #MyCharacters #Bisig #my precious little cat.......#to think she's seven years old already......#this did make me feel pretty emotional ngl #she matters a lot to me #and apparently to other people too??#reference #there aren't any other drawings of Bisig between 2017 and 2020 but sometimes an idea needs time to grow #once i found some reaaally old fic in which a ship's cat named Bisig shows up so it's possible the seed of that idea was even older #(that cat was a regular non-sapient cat and “bisig” just means kitty/kitten in Breton)#(so what it truly shows is that even as a kid 1) i liked cats 2) i liked boats 3) i was not very original when it comes to naming OCs XD)

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failyaoi · 5 months ago

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Johnshi/Kencageblade/Swordblade kid oc just dropped (read tags for more info)

#got inspired by all the mk ocs lately to revamp some of my ocs but I wasn't satisfied with any of them so I decided to just start new #with something familiar #she was gonna be strictly a swordblade kid but I'm a stone cold trans mkx Kenshi believer #so I decided to make her a kencageblade kid with her bio parents being johnny/kenshi #I don't know a lot about her yet...but she's able to move objects and stuff with her mind #and I'm thinking of dabbling a little bit with necromancy for her. like being able to summon spirits or SOMETHING liek that #she's a lot more like kenshi and sonya than Johnny but she's got his crass humor #Kenshi wasn't really there for her childhood . she was raised by Johnny and Sonya alongside Cassie . she's 2 years older #idk I'm number 1 believer that kenshi was always on no-contact missions and people wouldn't know if he was dead or not #BUT YEAH she's a girlfailure and very autistic and stinky and cool I love her a lot already #so technically kencageblade poly realness #I feel she gets along with Takeda with more nerd stuff and with Cassie moreso work and fighting but both are fun and cool to her!#some aspects of her outfit MAY change? not sure!#also i did NOT mean for her outfit to look so much like mk1 johnny's armour it was more inspired by raiden from MGS LMFAO #mkx #mk11 #mk fanart #mortal kombat community #kencageblade #johnshi #swordblade #mortal kombat oc: Kimiko Blade #mk oc #harvart

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lovewilltellamillionstories · 6 months ago

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Real talk, I hope Nic and Luke are ok.. only just saw how much Netflix and Bridgerton socials are being flooded with complaints. Yes I have my opinions, but they did incredibly with what they were given.

#tbh no ones blaming them - more the showrunner #which i hope isnt reading this stuff too - its too much - she is human #the petitions are doing crazy numbers too #im so upset this is the outcome of the totalled season #part 1 was incredibl #then maybe the pr between both parts created hype that was never gonna be matched #i know nicolas online a lot - i hope she just moves on #this isnt on her #but yes - the show has been messed with from all sides #i fear the show won't survive as long as I'd hoped if things don't change #polin #bridgerton #nicola coughlan #luke newton #lukola

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coldshrugs · 6 months ago

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countdown to dawntrail - io laithe

our song of hope, she dances on the wind higher, oh, higher

individual posts: ARR • HW • SB • SHB • ENW • DT

#ffxiv #azia gposes #io laithe #this was fun!! ty for hosting the week sea!#i have been io-pilled for half a decade now and she remains my number 1 babygirl #only gotten more dear to me with time and her journey is so so important to me #i know this blog is very Ship Heavy but i struggle to talk about more general things because there's no rp happening??#her story sticks pretty close to canon so sometimes it feels like i'm not bringing anything new to the table #but seriously if you've ever said a kind word about io i love you so much and i appreciate you!

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elirium · 1 year ago

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20 questions to HATE (dc edition)

There was this one artikel a while back which was somethign like 30 questions to love. and then i saw a tictoc with a girl who made her own version 30 question to HATE. So i made a dc version. if someone answer all 20 questions and you dont HATE them afterwards you guys have a very special connection <3. (i came up with these with the help of @rina457)

You have to make one Robin (Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian) not exist permanently and never have existed. Choose which.

Superman comics, Batman comics, Wonder Woman comics, Flash comics. You can only keep 2.

How many children does Batman have in Canon.

Design a new character for the Wonder Woman mythos.

Choose one Titans Team constellation.

Worst Batman writer.

Opinions on the Young Justice cartoon.

(similiar to 3 but different) who do you consider main batfam.

Which non canon book do you consider canon.

Worst dc artist.

Kill one person permanently. (not the joker)

Favorite tom king book.

Which book would you give tom king to write.

Opinion zu the dark knight returns.

Favorite jason todd version.

Which character do you think is better in the new 52 than outside the new 52.

Who is in your opinion the favorite sibling for each of the batchildren.

Best supergirl.

Worst supergirl.

Choose a Superboy love interest.

BONUS: YOUR favorite controversial opinion!

(Sorry these are kinda batman heavy, however batman fans are the ones which the most ontroversial opinions.)

#dc #batman #superman #wonder woman #flash #elis posts #evil elirium #number 1 was orignally just robin however everyone would say carrie and we all would agree to much #this is the questionare of disagreement!#i asked my sister how you spell opionions and i asked her if i should spell it like onions but with a p but she said no with another i #and i said you dont know how i spell onions #is evilirium better than evil elirium?#evilirium

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ashleyslorens · 1 year ago

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Moulin Roue! The Musical + iPhone home screens (insp)

#moulin rouge! the musical #moulin rouge broadway #broadwayedit #musicaltheatreedit #theatreedit #moulinrougeedit #moulin rouge #moulin rouge the musical #aaron tveit #ashley loren #ricky rojas #kaitlin mesh #tam mutu #sahr ngaujah #*#i know that realistically and historically this makes no sense but you guys are gonna have to suspend your disbelief with this one lol #the iphones having having 1899 as the year it's silly it's funnnnn!!#the time in every gif is their respective actor's bdays btw #and every number in their notification bubbles has a meaning (except the 1 in toulouse's iMessage)#for example for example the 9/5/19 in satine's paypal venmo and tiktok is the day she had her satine debut #the temperatures on toulouse and the duke's phone are the dates opening and re-opening night on bway #going back to satine's phone i wanted her wallpaper to be her and the lady m's but i couldn't fit them all in one gif #the poem on christian's notes is one that was cut from the movie and it's on the special features of the dvd #he has duolingo and google translate bc his french is not quite there yet but he's trying his best #oh! and he has santiago saved as his full name bc i thought it'd be kinda funny #i think toulouse never checks his email (2/05 his last show) and i also think he barely uses his phone so that's why his is the most minima #the xo app on the duke's phone is kind of like uber but for private jets and you know he must have the worst carbon footprint known to man #the barspoon app on nini's phone is there bc of robyn's bar nini account and mwh is there bc of holly and ericka #santiago just gives me the vibes he'd play phone games and order a lot of food idk #thanks to sam for helping me with this when i got stuck ilysm <3

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curator-on-ao3 · 2 years ago

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Liam Shaw: Did it hurt?

Jack Crusher (who has used that opening as a pickup line): *blushes* I’m sorry, what?

Liam Shaw: Did it hurt when I perhaps unfairly accused your father of killing thousands of people due to his actions as Locutus when, in fact, he had been assimilated against his will, but you went willingly to the Borg Queen and, unlike your old man who was a pawn in the Borg game of conquest, you were a chessmaster directing the action of the fleet, calling out orders that killed or injured even more people, all because you volunteered for assimilation then led the Borg to dominate humanity in a complete betrayal of any semblance of your own, actual humanity … did it hurt?

#star trek picard #star trek picard spoilers #liam shaw #jack crusher #agnes jurati killed one (1) man and certain corners of fandom very loudly called her a murderer who needed to be brought to justice #i’m not hearing a damn thing about jack’s choice to join the borg and direct the actions that killed an untold number of people #of note: we all know that when agnes later did join the borg that she made a nicer collective #jack just killed people then got a nepo rank #needless to say i simply cannot with this guy who was the actual least sympathetic villian in the whole damn thing

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