#but honestly????

[buckymorelikefuckme]

currently 3:42am and i just woke up from a CE dream where we were hanging out with a bunch of friends (i guess??) at a bar. he was showing me all these new drinks they had and explaining how they were really sweet and i’d like them bc of it (you’re so right dream CE) and then he was holding one of the cocktails and i jokingly leaned in for a sip of it but he laughed and gave me one. after i swallowed the sip i said, “mm, that’s delicious!” and wiped the sides of my lips where some of the drink spilled and licked it off my fingers, then made eye contact with him and he was already looking at me, at my mouth specifically, and then he met my eyes and smiled (?!!?!!!!??!!!??!!!?) he gave me that cocktail and got a new one, we cheers’d and for some reason downed them like shots (lmao??) then we had to move to a booth and he quickly pulled me in to sit next to him and suddenly his muscly arm draped across my shoulders to pull me that much closer to him and he acted like he had to wipe something off his face and just left his arm there and our friends (??) all laughed and joked about him being “smooth” and then i woke up 🥲

now tell me… which CE character could you imagine doing all that?? lololol

[unlikely-bloom]

man if there only was a season of south park airing rn. between elon and kanye i’m sure they’d have a field day

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[starlit-mansion]

listen. i honestly do try my best to not be bitchy about stuff. but if you not-joking-joked that you wanted to watch a video essay from hbomb on the kendrick-drake rap beef. i think that you are obligated to watch fd signifier's 3 hour video essay. i KNOW the watch time is not the issue.

[starbuck]

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

[ratcandy]

we just keep naming bugs like this

[nataliescatorccio]

#chappell roan: 2, paparazzi: 0

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[straightlightyagami]

u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me

[stench-core]

people who hate trans men seem to overwhelmingly be of the opinion we can control how big our breasts are/were. 'me when the he/they with the biggest fattest womanest boobiest tits you've ever seen-' shut the fuck up

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[ered]

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

[classycookiexo]