#but hey! I digress

[fangpie]

Anna was very much Sam coded thank you guys for coming to this talk

[demaparbat-hp]

Regarding the Cherry Wine Incident.

[egophiliac]

another one that I'm not super happy with, but continuing to mess with it isn't going to help! so here he is! 🦇 there was a lot I was trying to get across in this one, so uhhhhh hopefully it reads.

we're almost out of unique magics now...just Ace (and maybe Grim?) left!

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

support group for men dealing with losing their brothers because of forces beyond their control fucking with time and space

[ollyollyaxe]

im not gonna ask how ya got that shiner, but baby i'll be damned if you don't wear it well

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 110

Okay so we all know about how Regis told Dandelion in the books that his blood smelled nice, which was most likely about how none of his wounds were infected and whatnot, but what if it wasn't? What if Jaskier has a special type of blood, whether magically made, cursed, or perhaps just o- or some shit lmfao Either way, Vampires LOVE this shit. Their favorite delicacy when they choose to partake. This becomes a problem when Jaskier has a hurt foot and Geralt takes him to a medic. A vampire, whether the medic, the medic's assistant, or just someone lurking outside who caught a whiff of the blood, is like "Jackpot!" and tells all his little vampire friends, and now they're hosting a big feast just to drain this guy. But it's such a delicacy, the vampire decides maybe they should only drain him a little, so he can keep the human around, so the human can regain his blood, and they can drink from him AGAIN! Oh yes, marvelous! He throws the best parties! Jaskier wakes up with a horrible headache. He's dressed incredibly fancy, though he doesn't think these are his clothes- Speaking of which, he also doesn't think this is his room at the inn... Is he- Is he fucking chained to a dining table? "Let the buffet begin! I hope you're thirsty my friends!~" Fuck. He hopes Geralt gets here quick-

[basketobread]

(Vyper belongs to @ratscrap)

“Bring your chains, your lips of tragedy, and fall into my arms”

[parab0mb]

Stupid shitpost with Crosscode Spoilers under cut:

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Everyone else: "Even if C'tron is Sidwell's Evotar, he's still his own person and willing to make amends for the past, therefore he deserves a second chance."

Shizuka:

I assume this is basically their day-to-day relationship post-credits.

Anyway look at me, calling myself out for starting multiple drawings at once and then immediately starting another drawing. In my defense though, I spontaneously had the idea for this shitpost at work and finished it in under an hour (if you couldn't tell from the quality).

based on this old meme:

[deus-ex-mona]

when the slowburn makes the ship extra cute~~~

[saturnniidae]

The urge to give modern au Hiccup the name Håkon and have Hiccup be a nickname but also it's so fucking funny to me when modern aus have his full legal name be 'Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III' in the 21st century.

[chasing-posts]

My funniest inside joke/ head canon I have, is that it's not Rock Lee who is Gai's number 1 fan,

It's Itachi Uchiha

And Itachi's true regret is never being able to express it to his heart's content.

[corancoranthemagicalman]

based on this that I said in the Ineffable Bang server during a conversation with @heavenslittlehellion

[ireallyliketalldarksultrymen]

random thought but richie lipschitz reminds me so much of jeremy heere.

[hopefromadoomedtimeline]

I feel like a good test of media literacy for db fans is whether or not they believe Frieza's "five minutes" as absolute fact or not.

[aroanthy]

instead of getting angry about people’s bad takes about characters being ‘doomed’, im going to redirect my energy towards a discussion of representations of disability and illness in utena and say this: isn’t it weird how the only characters that the vast majority of us agree are For Real Dead are ones who died of unspecified illness (mamiya and ruka)? like, there’s so much death in rgu, so much of it is taken allegorically, and i think it should be, but it’s interesting to me how little people question these vague illnesses. meanwhile people are locked in threads discussing whether or not touga is actually dead despite the fact i think it’s quite straightforward to say ‘maybe the show that’s about how you can escape abuse and actually live even having done bad things isn’t going to suggest that if you’ve been abused and perpetuated abuse you should just die’. like. guys. imagine if ruka was like mikage but 1000x more incel-coded. what if the real mamiya was also pranking mikage by faking his death???? i don’t know why this is just the mikage dunk hour but you know what can you do. anyway has anyone heard from my buddy kanae recently im getting kinda worried about her..

[thelionandtheeagle]

Do you guys wanna see something so immensely Tim Drake it kills the man? (In a good way. Affectionately. I love him so much)

There's so much that could be said here, it's great