#but hey! I digress

[fangpie]

Anna was very much Sam coded thank you guys for coming to this talk

[demaparbat-hp]

Regarding the Cherry Wine Incident.

[egophiliac]

another one that I'm not super happy with, but continuing to mess with it isn't going to help! so here he is! 🦇 there was a lot I was trying to get across in this one, so uhhhhh hopefully it reads.

we're almost out of unique magics now...just Ace (and maybe Grim?) left!

[basketobread]

(Vyper belongs to @ratscrap)

“Bring your chains, your lips of tragedy, and fall into my arms”

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 110

Okay so we all know about how Regis told Dandelion in the books that his blood smelled nice, which was most likely about how none of his wounds were infected and whatnot, but what if it wasn't? What if Jaskier has a special type of blood, whether magically made, cursed, or perhaps just o- or some shit lmfao Either way, Vampires LOVE this shit. Their favorite delicacy when they choose to partake. This becomes a problem when Jaskier has a hurt foot and Geralt takes him to a medic. A vampire, whether the medic, the medic's assistant, or just someone lurking outside who caught a whiff of the blood, is like "Jackpot!" and tells all his little vampire friends, and now they're hosting a big feast just to drain this guy. But it's such a delicacy, the vampire decides maybe they should only drain him a little, so he can keep the human around, so the human can regain his blood, and they can drink from him AGAIN! Oh yes, marvelous! He throws the best parties! Jaskier wakes up with a horrible headache. He's dressed incredibly fancy, though he doesn't think these are his clothes- Speaking of which, he also doesn't think this is his room at the inn... Is he- Is he fucking chained to a dining table? "Let the buffet begin! I hope you're thirsty my friends!~" Fuck. He hopes Geralt gets here quick-

[parab0mb]

Stupid shitpost with Crosscode Spoilers under cut:

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Everyone else: "Even if C'tron is Sidwell's Evotar, he's still his own person and willing to make amends for the past, therefore he deserves a second chance."

Shizuka:

I assume this is basically their day-to-day relationship post-credits.

Anyway look at me, calling myself out for starting multiple drawings at once and then immediately starting another drawing. In my defense though, I spontaneously had the idea for this shitpost at work and finished it in under an hour (if you couldn't tell from the quality).

based on this old meme:

[deus-ex-mona]

when the slowburn makes the ship extra cute~~~

[chasing-posts]

My funniest inside joke/ head canon I have, is that it's not Rock Lee who is Gai's number 1 fan,

It's Itachi Uchiha

And Itachi's true regret is never being able to express it to his heart's content.

[luridparty]

hey pikmin does NOT deserve the hate wtfff this game is PRECIOUS to ME ❗

the music is SO GOOD OMG. first on this list because like OH MY GODD i keep just putting my 2ds down for a while to listen to it its just so. sooo lovely and peaceful and strikingly nostalgic for a game ive never played before lol

the pikmin have so much personality in this game?? the lil cutscenes, the way they interact with olimar + each other, their animations for like. jumping on the dandelions and fire and such, the pikmin park..

the levels are fun and challenging yet they are also simple and accessible enough that i dub hey pikmin as a PERFECT relaxing game for a long day of, for example, six hours at work on top of six hours at school. based on personal experience 😬👍

all the models are Wuite cute. olimar looks VERY silly especially during the special cutscenes inside the dolphin ii

speaking of. i reaaaally like the ss dolphin ii i think it is sillay. perhaps one of my favorites. BUT. no ship beats the hocotate ship of course

im no game design prodigy but like. considering you only use the circle pad and stylus plus the two on-screen buttons? the devs did well with including fun (aaand sometimes annoying tbh) mechanics consistently so gameplay doesnt get dull.

also replaying levels is pretty much what you're INTENDED to do which i find fun. go through to unlock all treasures, get more pikmin, more sparklium etc

well shit i just realized you get a little reward/special border for completing a level without losing any pikmin. which i have managed to do. like twice. fuck my obsession with 100%ing viddy games 😬💥

anyways ive just gotten to sector six sooo back to it !!! point is do not believe the haters. if ever you have an opportunity to try out hey pikmin then TAKE IT. its certainly not perfect BUT ! its sweet and entertaining and that seems perfect for a spinoff imho

[corancoranthemagicalman]

based on this that I said in the Ineffable Bang server during a conversation with @heavenslittlehellion

[ireallyliketalldarksultrymen]

random thought but richie lipschitz reminds me so much of jeremy heere.

[saturnniidae]

The urge to give modern au Hiccup the name Håkon and have Hiccup be a nickname but also it's so fucking funny to me when modern aus have his full legal name be 'Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III' in the 21st century.

[hopefromadoomedtimeline]

I feel like a good test of media literacy for db fans is whether or not they believe Frieza's "five minutes" as absolute fact or not.

[thelionandtheeagle]

Do you guys wanna see something so immensely Tim Drake it kills the man? (In a good way. Affectionately. I love him so much)

There's so much that could be said here, it's great

[dirt-grub]

Yea I didn’t rly acknowledge it continuing off that post you need to be normal about people who do drugs recreationally as well as addicts especially if you’re a self proclaimed leftist

[aheavenscorner]

Submission for day 2 of @zelinkcommunity Zelink Week 2023: Forbidden

Fic excerpt below!

It is his favorite portrait of hers.

The soft smile she gave him in that evening made his heart beat so fast he had to excuse himself, lest he have a heart attack right in front of her. It is perfectly captured in the frame that lay in front of him. Her hair, cascading down her back, is not covered by the crown that always lay so heavy on her head, but rather half tied in a braid that made her look much younger than the usual. Her glistening eyes smile at him, and so do her lips. If he stares at them too much, he fears she will come out of the page.

Every detail carefully drawn in, even the freckles on her nose otherwise invisible, is a reminder of how much he wants her. Even more so, they are reminders of how he cannot have her. His hand always rests just shy of her waist, his lips too close to the nape of her neck when he guards her, but he never crosses that bridge. He cannot. Sometimes, he imagines that she leans in closer; it almost seems like she yearns for his touch just as much as he wants to give it. But he cannot. He could never.

For now, he is content. He shall remain ever so slightly too close to her, protecting her with his life and loving her with every fiber of his being. He will stare at her portrait in the darkest hours of the night; oh, how he wishes it *could* come alive, just so he could plant a kiss on its lips. He will whisper to it all of his sins, how sacrilegious he is for indulging in such feelings. However, there will be a day in which he will no longer be content. He will yearn for more. He already does. The day will come in which this torturous closeness will no longer be enough, and then— he prefers to leave it out of his mind, for when it arrives, he will have to leave.