#but helped cookies with their problems

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Help I took too much ibuprofen, saw a picture of a Thin Mint cookie, and am now wondering if Gallifrey has an equivalent of Girl Scout where a bunch of Time Tots go around trying to sell cookies or whatever to grown up Time Lords who are equally excited for cookie season.

Just thinking about Borusa rolling up to Beta Shrigma and Costco's cookie stand and ordering 20 boxes of the Shortbread of Rassilon.

[b0nelessdoodles]

some future bits of creme uni where sm grabs two of pv's patients and makes them start fighting for reasons that he does not explain to his husband beforehand and he will get his head ripped off about (literally)

as always more details in the tags

(non-text version 'cause its fuckin' funny)

[eternydeloo]

i forgor to post again btw hetero licoprune🐺

salmiakki still by @frankenwhaaat

[buttercup-barf]

Under the cut are mostly self-insert doodles of decreasing quality. Again, not much directly tied to Team Fortress 2. Might as well toss these out while I have no access to my puter. Much yapping under the cut and in the tags incoming.

Another self-insert, this time less of a "here's me as a tenth class" and more of a "here's my game experiences translated into the class I would take the place of". The Cleaner. Although I guess they could still be wearing either suit. It doesn't matter that much.

That one Convict's Case taunt with Backup would be extremely funny, because the man would be on the verge of a breakdown (he does not want to go to jail so bad you have no idea). The second image- I owe no explanation. You know what I am. You see the pattern with my favourites.

The duality of the man. Resting face versus "just heard you express interest in religion/Russian folklore" face. He's not that hard to make friends with, when you pull him away from all the explosions.

Some doodles of trying to figure his face out. Unfortunately, the more I stare at him, the more I worry that he looks like A Certain Guy With The Last Name "Kazarin", and the fear of never being original in my life caught up to me.

Don't look at me, don't perceive me, I refuse to explain any of my actions to you.

[pinkvaquita]

So, i kinda wanna do a bunch of small one-shots of crk ships (they are probably gonna be way too short to count as one-shots. Idk how many words it requires to be a one-shot) because of Valentine's day being practically in a blink of an eye.

The thing is that I usually write in spanish, I have never writed something in english. So mi plan is to do first the one-shot in spanish and then translate in english as best as possible. And publish both here on tumblr.

But I don't know if I should put in one post the same one-shot in both languages. Or do each one in separate posts. Sooo i want to hear the popular opinion on it.

This ships I would do are included in the tags

[honeybittersweet]

BAKING ISSUE!!!

Do any of you beautiful mutuals and fellow tumblrinas know anything about baking cookies?

If you see this, pls help me!

Explanation below cut 🍪

I'm having trouble with a recipe and idk what i'm doing wrong. The first time I made them they were great, the second they tasted awful (left a bitter aftertaste) and I just made them again and all of them look different!

Some look like the first time I made them but higher, some looked a bit better than the second time and some look just fucking weird

First time:

Looked smooth and tasted amazing! Best vanilla cookies I've tried. The dough was so easy to knead!

Second time (pics from a video I sent my grandma):

The dough didn't want to come together so I added a bit of milk (the recipe said so) and after baked and cooled down, the cookies left a bitter aftertaste in my mouth (literally. The flavor was good and then BOOM bitterness all over your mouth). The recipe was followed through and through. The differences with the first time are: different oven, different flour brand.

Third time:

These are all from different batches I made today (same oven and flour as the first, same dough for all but divided them in two batches so I could knead easily, added milk as I thought necessary, as the recipe says). It took me longer to integrate the flour and even when the dough seemed pretty good to go there was still some flour left. The thing is, if I add more flour, it gets drier and harder to smooth out but if I add milk (even the tiny tiniest amount) to try and put the dough together again, it gets sticky. I kneaded a lot and it was difficult to do so, it had breaks after using the rolling pin.

The golden one is part of the second batch and I decided to bake them, flip them, and bake them again just in case they were still raw inside bc they raised higher than the other ones so more dough to get baked I assumed.

The taste overall was okay, but they still don't feel like the first ones I made. Some were kinda weird. Why doesn't the dough come together as nicely and smooth as the first time? What am I doing wrong???????

Idk if it matters but this recipe has seed oil instead of butter! (I didn't change the ingredients, it was like that).

[lokh]

hey im going fucking crazy trying to read that zuko steals swords fic because ao3 keeps redirecting me to a "you already signed in :)" screen so what's the NAME of the fic because the link aint working for me and i'm about to kill

??? thats so strange...... its 'a dark night in ba sing se' by muffinlance (ao3 link). its a restricted fic so possibly that has something to do with the error..?? ive also just found it on ff.net if for whatever reason that doesnt work

[m-i-r-p]

So,

I’ve been thinking a writeblr/gram for a while, SO HYPOTHETICALLY, what do you think a good name would be???

I love mirp, but idk if it could work…

Also I’m indecisive, so

Send help

Pls

[quibbs126]

Porridge why do you have to be so difficult

[20w14a]

Was gonna make a convoluted post talking about Evil X and Worm Man since y'know I like them a lot as evidenced on this blog but to sum it up, as funny and neat as they are as just plain joke characters they really do feel like foils to each other and I really wish that was shown more.

[bunbunism]

guess who's back on they're bullshit

I got my tablet working y'all (y'all are nonexistent)

[heyzeil]

Eclairossom headcanons pwease? 👉 👈

HEJSKWK YES YES YES YES YES I WILL GLADLY ANSWER THIS!!!! <3 OMGG I LOVE YOU, MYSTERIOUS ANON!!! <3 /P

Eclairossom

(Eclair x Cherry Blossom) Headcannons!!

-They met at a sakura tree park in the center of the Parfeadia City

-Eclair was just taking a walk and decided to sit down under this big tree in the center of the park and read over some of his history research he brought with him

-he was just chillin there when he felt a tap on his shoulder and heyyy it’s Cherry Blossom!!

-she explains that the tree he was under was her usual picnic spot and if it was okay if she set up near him

-Eclair is totally fine with this and even apologetic about sitting in her spot, but then she says something along the lines of “hey I was actually supposed to have this picnic with my two sisters but they had made other plans and couldn’t come with me, but I hate being alone on picnics and i dont want all this extra food to go to waste sooo did you maybe wanna join me?” 🌸

-Eclair’s a little hesitant at first but he agrees to the offer and the two have a great time! Blossom actually asks about what he was working on and Eclair got to ramble a little about his research and she also got to ramble about her picnic set-up!

-so now they’re really good friends and really enjoy spending time together! Cherry Blossom likes to invite Eclair on outings and Eclair showed Blossom his museum.

-Eclair finds Blossom to be like a breath of fresh air. He’s always so busy with his museum and teaching that he never really gets to catch a break, but he never realized how overworked he was until Blossom became his friend.

-and Cherry Blossom is actually not the best at socializing?? Like she gets along great with her sisters but meeting new cookies to her is hard because she tends to be extremely blunt with others and fails to read the room. Also her temperament issues certainly don’t help. But Eclair is a much more mellow and understanding individual who can actually relate to her about socializing. Plus now she has another person besides her family to go on picnics with!!

-Cherry Blossom was the first to catch feelings and she went into BIG denial about it. She was scared because she knows damn well she isn’t perfect and because she wasn’t perfect then to her that meant it was inevitable before she’d hurt him in some way and of course she wanted to avoid that. Also this was one of her best friends and absolutely did NOT want to risk losing him

-Eclair caught feelings a few months after Blossom did and he didn’t know how to feel about it. He was excited, but Eclair has been in some not so great relationships in the past and those experiences made him hesitant about opening up again.

-so Blossom is now acting more on edge around Eclair and he notices that she’s acting strange and gets worried that something might be wrong or even maybe if HE did something wrong

-eventually Eclair asks her what’s wrong on one of their picnics and she gets all flustered and tries to deny anything’s wrong but he can tell something is definitely up

-at this point Eclair has convinced himself that he had done something so starts apologizing for making her upset and to just tell him what it is he did

-and Cherry Blossom is just staring at him wide eye shocked like “oh my god i’ve been making him think this was his fault im so freakin stupid” so SHE starts apologizing about making HIM worry and it’s just a mess of a conversation lol

-this goes on for like 10 minutes but eventually they both stop and realize how ridiculous they’re being and Eclair starts to laugh, which in turn makes Cherry Blossom laugh and now they’re laughing together

-annnnnddd that’s when the two confess at the same time! it was incredibly awkward for them both but they accepted each other and became offical!!

-Now here’s where the fun begins :)

-They still go on picnics every week and it’s usually under the big sakura tree where they both met and confessed!

-on top of picnics they also enjoy taking strolls together, visiting various cafes around the city, and feeding ducks (Blossom often has to scare off the mean ducks when they do this)

-during their nighttime picnics Cherry Blossom likes to bring her radio and put on music to dance to. The first time she did this Eclair was incredibly hesitant and even a bit embarrassed about dancing with her, but he learned to love it

-oh and don’t think they’re all graceful like, these two are laughing the entire time and stumbling over each other and missing every step but they’re having fun and that’s all that matters to them

-Eclair has learned how to comfort Blossom if her temperament starts to get the best of her. He’s taught himself how to remove themselves from the situation along with several breathing and management exercises to help her regain her focus

-Blossom has also learned how to listen to comfort Eclair whenever he remembers something traumatic that’s happened to him (guy’s been through a lot in my fanon)

-Eclair gets REALLY red when he blushes. Like we’re talking tomato red blush. So Eclair is usually trying to hide his face and Blossom finds this absolutely adorable.

-Blossom also love Eclair’s long hair. She likes combing it and she subconsciously strokes his ponytail at every chance she gets

-Blossom taught Eclair how to cook! He knew how to cook before-hand but he wasn’t necessarily the best. But now he helps her in the kitchen! He chops up all the produce and helps assemble, but he has this fear of the stove so Blossom does the actual cooking part (she doesn’t mind)

-When Eclair introduced Blossom to his siblings she was very scared but Eclair assured her that she’s be able to get along fine with both of them

-and boy was he right because Blossom soon learned that she could show her more perfectionist and elegant side around Earl Grey and her more spunky and mischievous side with Rougefort. She became like a social chameleon!!

-Rougefort and Cherry Blossom are now an unstoppable sibling-in-law duo and you cannot tell me otherwise. fear them.

“hey wanna mess with my younger brother?” 🧀

“what the hell, Rougefort?!… Ofc I do!!!” 🌸

-Eclair met Cherry Cookie while him and Blossom were still friends and when he did he was incredibly overwhelmed, but also a little charmed?

-he’s constantly afraid she was going to blow something up, but her spunkiest and energy intrigued him and he truly admires her passionate spirit!

-Eclair and Cherry’s sibling-in-law dynamic is the funniest thing and Blossom loves to watch Eclair try and keep up with her sister. Eclair also gets anxious whenever Cherry is inside the museum.

-Blossom will not hesitate to kill for Eclair. If you make him upset you better decide on what flowers you want cause Blossom’s already digging your grave

-They both easily get jealous for each other, which isn’t they’re most flattering trait and can strain their relationship a little, but no relationship is perfect and they’re trying to work on it

-oh and they love dress shopping together. The two can spend HOURS in a single store and it will drives the employees crazy

[idiaa-shroxd]

Unfortunately I don't play Genshin anymore due to storage problems BUT IM ALSO A WANDERER MAIN LMAO AND OMFG THANK YOY VERY MUCH FOR THE COMPLIMENT COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO'S ONE OF MY FAV AUTHORS AND YES FARUZAN SUPREMACY AAAAAAAAAAA ILY SM<333

I'm literally going crazy bc you replied to my crazed fan ask HAHAHAHAHA

\(//∇//)\ i am definitely not responding late!! i perceive time like a normal human would.. and that’s so crazy!! ♡

i have loved wanderer since maybe my first time hearing his existence?? i’m not a day-one-er but quite close! so glad he did not get signora’d. if you play on mobile you can try deleting the app and redownloading because the clear old files option doesn’t actually clear everything, and sometimes a redownload may be able to fit within your storage! i absolutely adore faruzan though!! peak character design even if she is genshin’s hatsune miku, not complaining though i think her glass looking dress-skirt is amazing. (*´∀`)♪

i’m happy to be able to talk and respond to people!! getting asks just talking to me or people sending things like how they think my writing style is pretty makes me super happy!! so i’m equally as fanboy-ing when you and others talk to me!! ╰(*´︶`*)╯

[plushypluto]

Trying to draw agent cooper and I’ve drawn castiel so much I know everyone is gonna think it’s him instead

[skellseer]

With perfectionism, it doesn’t bother me that things aren’t perfect; It bothers me when they’re close to perfect but there’s that one thing that’s just slightly different.

Such as baking cookies, and the last batch on the pan is full but there’s enough dough left over for a few more cookies.

or when you have many things of the same color and one is just a slightly different color.

[dearestsilhouette]

ok uh. hello people of cookie run

I have a. tiny problem and idk how to fix it

mayhaps someone explain

sorry for the abhorrent video quality but uhm

basically as seen in the video I am stuck on that screen. I cannot do anything even if I exit out and enter back in again

I’ve tried uninstalling the game and reinstalling it but I js. can’t

can someone help? or am I just stuck here forever and I can’t play ovenbreak