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[la2yn0va]

Have you ever heard theories about games like sonic the hedgehog games? Because I was strolling through tiktok one day and came across something saying how the sonic games have characters that are gods of certain parts of nature like the elements and this person said "what if Sonic is a god of wind?" I haven't played or read anything sonic in a while but the idea of Sonic being a god or the reincarnation of one is a cool idea to me

I love what if’s! Made a whole channel just to do what ifs!

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Not gonna lie. I'm kinda disappointed they added conan the barberian instead of Judge dreed. But in all honestly i think judge dreed would have fit better in mk 11 since robocop was there. Honestly who do you think should have been a guess character in Mk?

I have no real opinion on this. Anyway, gotta go. Class is starting

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I hate how ghostface is in mk1 because if I get back on I'm just gonna play it for a few more days then delete it and play another game I think he should have been in mkx instead

Exactly

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Yo! You seen Ghostface fatality? Not gonna lie, it looks fire tho! Do you think he might comes off as broken or nah?

Loved it, sucks that the game is still pretty bad tho

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Speaking of Ghostface. Have you seen the trailers for Mk1? He is coming quite soon! Also which scream movie was your favorite? I personally enjoyed the first one a lot!

I’ve seen it, makes me happy that my boy finally getting added to MK, unfortunately MK is still a mediocre game. (It hurts to even type that man)

As for my favorite scream movie. It’s the original and Scream 6 where my goat had a shotgun.

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Which do you prefer to play as dbd killer or survivor? Not gonna lie when I used to play it, i always raged as a killer since they did a huge ass generator rush on me multiple times. But the last killer i actually played as was Albert Wesker. Although i think the alien and Dracula looks fire! Especially since Dbd dracual is voiced by the same guy that did Alucard in hellsing

I LOVE to play killer —Ghostface. Ghostface is my favorite slasher movie killer and to me, he’s fun.

Play as stealth characters is fun for me, right now that’s all I can say, cause I’m just now REplaying the game. But! I always loved my boy Ghostface

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@deathcvltcivilofficial

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[la2yn0va]

U good, king?

I’m fine, I’m just suffering from a lack of motivation and wanting to write HSR stuff. Thinking about coming back and doing some Dead by daylight stuff.

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Before someone asks, there’s SOOME evidence pointing to an anime/manga character becoming a killer in dbd

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Streamer Male Reader x Self-Aware HSR part 3(?)

Finally remembered about this series that pretty much blasted me off, so here’s a part 3 to it, where reader is ISEKAI’D into the game.

Warnings: idk, Take your pick

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Getting insekai’d into a gacha games was NOT on your 2024 bingo card. But then again, nothing that happened this year was on anyone’s bingo card.

But, it was definitely the most exciting part of this year.. yet terrifying. Finding out that everyone KNEW they were in the game and how they worshipped you as the ‘Omni-Aeon’ had scary possibilities.

But to your… extremely limited knowledge, it wasn’t all that crazy of a worship (stay ignorant, trust me)

Being coddled and wanted by everyone and thing was definitely a new experience for you. From wanting you for academic wants, desires to be saved, or for… romantic/sexual wants, EVERYONE wanted a piece of you.

And, seeing how everyone wanted you and your apparent powers were weak due to being away for GOD knows how long… or I guess, YOU knows how long (get it?)

So, to satisfy everyone’s needs, you use your streaming experience, to stream your exploits in learning the HSR universe.

Going planet to planet, learning cultures and history along with factions and philosophy’s, how to fight, playing games tasting foods, and getting protection from certain characters.

But only characters who traverse the universe such as Argenti, Acheron, Boothill, Sparkle. Never taking those who’re bound by responsibilities such as the generals or people in the genius society.

And luckily for you, money rolls in like Typhlosions seeing a minor (I am NOT sorry)

An average billion viewership would do that for you (if you think in this universe you wouldn’t get a billion viewership, your wrong)

Of course, your bodyguard for the day is considered the guest star along with you, inflicting a level of jealousy on the universe never seen before.

M/n: Hey genti, can you get that for me.

Argenti: Without hesitation, my eternal grace~

Viewers begin spamming hate towards Argenti, making M/n sigh, unfortunately used to this negativity. The beautiful knight comes back, getting on his knees and presenting the item his grace had commanded him to bring him.

Argenti: As you requested, my grace.

He carefully brought it up to you, with a gentleness never seen before in history. This item mustn’t be desecrated in any way by his mortal hands.

M/n: Thanks genti. Your always a massive help

He takes the item and pats Argenti, presenting it to the stream and fawning over it and what he learned about it, not noticing the now red skinned Argenti and the seething rage of jealousy from the viewers.

…

M/n: Acheron, can you—

Acheron: Here you are. As you requested.

Acheron already had the spoon in her hand, bringing it and its contents to m/n’s face, preparing to feed him. A blank expression yet having the smallest of smiles on her face.

M/n: Uh… n-no I was gonna ask—

Acheron slowly put the spoon in his mouth, much to his surprise, but she was careful enough to not make him choke.

Acheron: Chew slowly my grace.

She advised, ignoring the messages on your little device. She knew this was what you needed, of course it was. Ignore these… distractions and listen to her.

M/n sighed through his mouth and swallowed the food

M/n: Thanks acheron. Don’t do that again please.

Acheron: Oh… I apologize for my ignorance. I will accept any punishment.

M/n: W-wait I didn’t—

Acheron: Do you wish for my head?

She takes her sword out and you quickly stop her

M/n: NO STOP!! L-LISTEN TO ME ACHERON!!

…

Boothill: What’d you say muddle-fudger!!?

Boothill points his trusty pistol to the head of a vender, who had accidentally mistaken his grace for an impostor. The vender shook uncontrollably fearfully as m/n placed the camera down, coincidentally, aiming it at them, allowing the viewers to see what blasphemy had occurred.

Vender: PLEASE!! I-IM SORRY! TRULY!!

Boothill: Shut your blasphemy spewing fudging mouth—!!

M/n: Boothill stop! It’s fine, really!!

Boothill pauses, looking at m/n for a nice long 3 seconds before reluctantly putting away his gun, and the vender dropped to his knees, forehead buried into the dirty, filthy ground.

Vender: THANK YOU, YOUR GRACE!! THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH UNDESERVED MERCY!!!

He cried out as m/n awkwardly stated down, not used to this ‘god privilege’

M/n: I-It’s fine… I-I’m gonna go grab my camera

M/n walks off, leaving Boothill and the vender, who fearfully looked up to be met with a disgusted glare from the space cowboy

Boothill: Be grateful MY grace, spared your sub-human forking life!

Vender: I AM!! I AAAMMMM!!

….

Sparkle: Ehe~ you look so much more beautiful with this one my grace~!

Sparkle hands m/n a kitsune mask, softly putting it on the side of his head and showing him off to the stream, who yelled at sparkle to be more careful with the graces divine body, or yelled warning at m/n for handing out with sparkle/a masked fool.

M/n: I’m really digging it! Nice color mixing and it feels nice

Sparkle: Of course! Only the best for you~! Now come! I have a ‘special’ outfit for you to try~

M/n: But the camera’s right—

Sparkle takes his hand and yanks him off screen, much to the horror of the viewers

GamerW01F: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!

Sampo: STOP HERE MADNESS!!

Aventurine: How much money for @SilverGunman to kill that masked fool?

SilverGunMan: Zero. Forking. Money!

Ninja-Rappa: I’m comin to!

Dr. Ratio: Did you just… censor your own text?

SilverGunMan: Force of habit. Let me do that again.. ZERO FUCKING DOLLARS!!

Caelus/Stelle: 20 POINTS!!

Dr. Ratio: Die.

Meanwhile with sparkle and m/n, the god in mortal shell stares at the three mannequins infront of him. One had a shirt on, another had pants on, and the last one had nothing on.

M/n: Uh… I-I don’t get it—

Sparkle: Let me help you!

She shoved the naked mannequin to m/n, much to his confusion.

M/n: Whaaat am I supposed to—

Sparkle: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!! PLEASE~!!!

-The End-

Chat did I cook?

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soo maybe for next streamer reader, a roommate or something walks on stream while they're playing honkai? doesn't have to be drastic, I just think its pretty funny lol

Reader: Why can’t I get lucky with my relics as I am with my fucking character and lightcone summons?

He grumbled, looking at the horrendous body piece relic he just got. The stats were utterly disgusting to look at, death would be a mercy then gazing upon the trash on his screen.

—Meanwhile, inside the game in the character closet—

Jade: Who would dare mess with the relic stats! Scammer! Is this your doing!!

Sampo: Ah—!! N-not-not at all! I swear it! Haha..~ 😅

Ruan Mei: Could this… blasphemy be the work of Nanook?

Dr. Ratio: Or perhaps it’s Aha’s doing. It’s no secret how they enjoy their… sloppy pranks to gain their graces gaze.

Sparkle: Haaa?! Please. Aha has more class than THIS.

Herta: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP!! Any more loud speculations and the prophecy will be in jeopardy!!

—The 4 Characters—

Tingyun: Ahh… This… wasn’t how it was supposed to go down…

Luocha: You’ve been given TOO many chances. No more will you be allowed to conduct your.. ‘business charms’ onto the relics.

Tingyun: AHH! W-wait hold on—!

Blade: Silence foxian. Be grateful you’re allowed to live after such acts.

Jingliu: If it were me, I’d have stricken you down instantaneously for such atrociously disgusting acts.

Tingyun: C-come on benefactors! This is clearly the work of those parasites! My charms NEVER—

—back to reader—

Chatter 1: Get that demon off the screen

Chatter 2: Bro just stop doing grinding for relics 😭🙏

Reader: You guys suck. I clearly need emotion support here and yall—!

Roommate: That fucking relic is gonna increase the damn bills!!

His roommate slams open the door and yells, making m/n yelp and jump, flicking around to see his roommate before sighing in relief and covering his face, leaning on the desk.

Characters: This fucking bitch again!!?

Roommate: Here lemme just do god and Satan a favor~

They walked to his monitor, grabbing his controller/mouse and clicking off the screen, going to the relic inventory and deleting the disgusting relic m/n just acquired.

M/n: Thanks.. man..

Roommate: Any time… literally. Haha~!

M/n: Go fuck yourself

They ruffled m/n’s hair, ignoring the viewers comments and not noticing the 4 characters change their facial expressions into disgust.

To be so blunt and inelegant with their grace… LIVING in THEIR home was… a violation! One worthy of death (they might be jealous)

Blade’s frown deepened into a full blown growl, while the other 3 had their own angered face. Jingliu activating her technique and freezing everything around her besides her 3 companions, Tingyun gaining an electric spark in her eyes, and Luocha preparing his coffin.

Rappa: Evil Samurai, must be eradicated. Ninja master Voidbrone must be saved from such evil.

Argenti: What an ugly spec in the presence of beauty themselves.

Boothill: Tch.. Muddle-Fugder!

Kafka: My oh my… Elio oughta have a plan on how to end this.. creature’s existence.

M/n: You’ve exceeded your welcome, exit stage left fucker.

Roommate: Yeah alright you beta cuck.

M/n: Suck my dick you—!!

-The End-

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requests open or closed? Pinned says closed but other post says open.

Right now there closed

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silly idea but can you do something with having feixiao scolding s/o but while doing so her ears are just flopping around and their not paying attention to anything she says

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“What were you thinking!! Running into enemy territory without backup OR informing me!!?” Feixiao yelled at m/n. Who was forced to sit on a chair as frozen as a statue and endure his generals/lovers rants.

M/n leaned against the chair, almost drifting off to sleep out of boredom. But he was slapped awake by his worried and now angered general “Your not escaping your scolding!!” “Owww!! That was uncalled for—!” “UNCALLED FOR!!?” “…ahh shit”

Now feixiao was glaring holes into him while yelling loud enough to scary away any cloud knight in the building or in a 25 mile radius zone. M/n held her shoulders and begged her to quiet down, luckily she did, but she continued her glares.

M/n sighed before being pushed back onto the chair and watching/listening to her scolding. But his eyes were distracted somewhere else. Her ears, her fluffy fox ears that were flopping around all worried like.

It was adorable, so adorable he managed to drown out her voice and focus on the flopping fox ears. The soft looking white fur hypnotized him into leaning up and rubbing her head.

Feixiao blinked, stopping her rant and feeling his hand petting her head. “W-what’re you doing..” she asked, trying to contain herself and keep up her angered expression.

“So soft” M/n said, before softly scratching the back of her ears. Feixiao crumbled immediately, damn near purring at the action “T-this doesn’t change… mmmm—~” she caught herself, stopping the sound from coming out and grabbing his hand.

“S-Stop! You’re not—!” He quickly attacked her other ear with his other free hand, causing her to release his hand from the surprise and making him use both of his hands to play with both of her ears, completely destroying any resistance she had left.

Feixiao leaned against him, sitting on his lap and cuddling happily into his embrace as m/n smiled happily, managing to escape his scolding and get to play with Feixiao’s soft ears.

“Mmmm~ Don’t think you’ve escaped~” “Ah… of course not fei” “Mmm…~ just… let’s enjoy this, okay? Mmm~ A little to the left”

—The End—

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My boi! Word of advice if you're gonna enter honkai impact 3rd be prepared for hell. The shipping community is toxic asf. If you wanna understand some more lore you're gonna have to do some research. I kid you not a fan tried to kill the CEO of miyoho for a bunny girl incident (I don't remember the details but the honkai comunnity is unhinged asf. We almost got male playable characters but the Cn community did a black lash about it. The details are somewhat blur but there are some events that happened).And don't get me started on Guns Girl Z (Hoyoverse's basically first honkai game). Despite Guns Girl Z being one of hoyo's first game the lore is near impossible to know since it isn't as famous as hoyo's other games. That in the fact that it was shut down.

Comic-Anon

O_O….. yeah, imma just pull for sparkle and fucking dip

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Yeap! There's even an officila animation of Sparkle vs Vita

Comic-anon

Ngl, I don’t know shit about HI3. Only that the homie welt is from that game, and that sparkles gonna be in that game. It’s the only reason I downloaded the game, I WILL get sparkle in that game.

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Yo Sensei! You seen the honkai impact x Honkai star rail collab yet?

Comic-Anon

You talking about sparkle being playable in Honkai Impact 3rd?