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niko-jpeg · 9 months ago

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Me, watching people butcher a character I feel a personal connection to and totally miss the mark on, before closing this app and going and eating grass

#this post is about Silver the Hedgehog by the way #ughhhhh he’s not an uwu bean. he’s a sweetheart #yes #but he’s not totally innocent #remember that part of his backstory where he lived in post apocalyptic hell #shut up Niko #delete later

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v0idwraith · 1 month ago

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quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say

#heyyyyy fbi this is totally a joke i’m not on his side what noooooooo #edit: good god y’all can’t read between the lines. he did something to TRY and make a change #which is more than y’all complaining have ever done. is that better. is that more clearly spelled out for you.#also i’m not a fan of this whole ‘oh nothing changed nothing’s ever gonna change so why bother’ attitude #we can’t get complacent just because making change is hard. we have to keep trying #even if it fails over and over we have to keep trying #luigi mangione #united healthcare #brian thompson #us politics #also yeah obviously innocent until proven guilty. sentiment is the same either way

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megamindsupremacy · 2 months ago

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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

#mads posts #star wars #obi-wan kenobi #specifically i see fics where he gets blasted back to the past and he genuinely acts like he's 11 or whatever age again #and im like NO thats some fuckin weirdo inhabiting the body of an eleven year old #thats a fiftyish year old dude who looks eighty and thinks the best way to train Newly Discovered Force-Sensitive Luke is to blindfold and #shoot at him #he spent twenty years fucking around in a desert and left the planet one (1) time to go rescue leia #he cannot in any way act like a normal child are you kidding me #he was only ever 'normal' during the clone wars because he was standing next to Anakin 'hey watch this' skywalker #actually i think if obi wan were to try to act like a normal kid of the age he appears he would either wildly over or undershoot #he'd be like. huge eyes and babytalk and innocent expressions OR he'd forget he doesn't alr know the nuances of the Alderaanian government #but he couldnt pull off 'totally normal guy dont mind me'#obi wan doesnt manage to oneshot palpatine btw. that would be too boring #he steals the nearest available lightsaber and Goes For It and obv is stopped due to being shaped like a baby and having the strength of on #and then again refuses to answer any questions

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ineffable-romantics · 4 months ago

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Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!

#no offense to anyone with other headcanons #but i always find reverse omens to be way too ooc for me #not bc aziraphale is a demon and crowley is an angel that makes total sense #but making crowley an innocent lil bean and aziraphale a scruffy badass just kinda....#idk i feel like you don't have to change their inherent them-ness just bc they're reversed #esp bc the point is that they're so similar in so many ways and what they are doesn't define who they are #ANYWAY all that to say aziraphale would still be stuffy and old-fashioned and prissy and soft #and crowley would still try to be the coolest mfer alive and both succeed and fail bc he's actually a huge lovesick dork #and these pics captures that aesthetic in my head SO perfectly #(also bonus headcanon that instead of getting snake eyes aziraphale's hair darkens along with his wings to symbolize his fall from grace)#good omens #reverse omens #Aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #gomens #angel crowley #demon aziraphale #passengers 2016 #rivals 2024 #david tennant #michael sheen

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sepiamestus · 5 months ago

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obviously i love akutagawa with all my heart but i hate when people act like atsushi was horrible for saying 'this is why dazai didnt choose you' to him like yeah it was mean but also akutagawa did kidnap and try to kill him several times. I'm pretty sure atsushi's anger is justified i dont think he's in the wrong for being a little mean there

#Im protective over my little bitch boy okay!!!! Hes a bitch but hes not a bad person #People are incapable of seeing atsushi as anything other than an innocent little meow meow cinnamon roll or a total asshole its infuriatinh #He contains multitudes you bastard!!!!!!#ruby speaks #Bsd

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distant-velleity · 1 month ago

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what a shock

(read from left to right!)

what does yuhua do when he doesn’t fully trust leona to uphold his end of the deal over at octavinelle?

it’s easy!

quickly devise a plan to both 1) give him an edge in fulfilling his contract with azul and 2) give the twins a taste of their own medicine! it’s just a little lightning magic to stun them, but who cares~

…man my ocs are kinda petty huh

bonus:

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samwinchesterstan · 3 months ago

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sorry but what show are these people watching .

#also fascinating that dean is the arbiter of innocence #''he totally could have preemptively killed a child but he doesn't!!!'' what a king <3 #its not like he's constantly assuming the worst of people in the potential-monster category or anything #also fascinating that he is the arbiter of monstrosity #and monstrous behaviors

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cirrus-grey · 11 months ago

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RQ newsletter: You may hear a familiar voice on this week's Protocol episode!

Episode summary: Architecture (liminal), Temporal Distortion, Spatial Distortion, Altered Reality

Me: Michael? Helen?? How interesting...

Jon Gracey: Hi

Me:

#total honesty i did not recognize his voice until he introduced himself #to be fair he sounds pretty different #all... innocent and happy-like #'tis weird #the magnus protocol #8 running on empty #tmagp spoilers #my magnus protocol stuff #original post #queue cause i'll be at work when the episode airs #500 notes!#gerry tmagp

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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cant stop thinkin bout charles and erik readin together on the couch but instead of reading with him charles is listening to eriks thoughts while he reads. Live mind commentary ……..

#xmen #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #snap chats #the rare time i post an idea of mine only because i really cant think of a way id draw this #usually i hoard my ideas cause i like surprising you guys but this aint really one i feel like drawing so. For You my friends #like i COULD but. idk just isnt particularly something im itching to draw it just seems cute #but anyways no chat let me cook alright hear me out cause i talk in my brain all the time while i read #sometimes i stop reading just to think about a bit i read yeah #i want charles to listen in on all of eriks side comments or observations he makes while reading something #like if he wanted to charles could read the whole book in less than five minutes- maybe shorter than that #and that aint fun that aint cool …. so time for Audible: Husband Edition. With Commentary #ITD BE SO COZY just hangin out by the fireplace …. maybe its snowin outisde … if snow even exists anymore atp #a light fire cracklin and the study SEEMS totally quiet otherwise and yet…..#charles has been locked in to erik’s off-the-cuff literary analysis and mild comments for the past twenty minutes. its simple but its bliss #charles doesnt have to worry about being seen as invasive .. he doesnt have to suppress his powers …#the rare occasion erik lets charles into his mind for somethin so innocent .. ive made myself sick i fear #see now i wanna try writing a fic but 1.) have written in years 2.) id have to really think hard on how erik would commentate on a book #hm…… actually i do wonder what erik’s commentary on The Fable of the Bees would be …..#IN ANY CASE. maybe - at the very least- i can draw cherik by the fireplce someday ….#thatd be cute … hm …. depends on if i get in the mood for it down the line #anyways i have to drive back to my dorm !!! boo !!!! so good night everyone !!!!!

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thinwhitedoc · 6 months ago

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SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson

#john’s purple shirt in this episode is so sharp it gives him this classy vibe but with a touch of softness #this guy he’s not just a brave military doctor he’s a total gentleman with amazing taste you know #you can’t miss his fluffy hair in this episode it’s just so adorable #what really gets me is his eyes they’re deep and kinda sad but also really gentle #in the lab his eyes are all about the pain he’s been through #all messed up on drugs running around the lab like a scared animal and sherlock’s just watching barely holding back a laugh #at that moment I just want to strangle sherlock #and then at the end sherlock sits there with that innocent look #I want to shout at him “Dude you need to be more considerate of your friend stop messing with him and just give him a big hug”#martin freeman #benedict cumberbatch #sherlock #sherlock bbc #bbc sherlock #john watson #the hounds of baskerville #mf/serial

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dilfslayer1080p · 7 months ago

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can u vacuum seal benrey in a bag

sealed forever for the safety of humanity and nothing else

also the gif seems to only work on moblie I don't know how to fix that shit

#this might've been totally innocent but anyway im 100% ok with kink requests do not be afraid I'll do most things if they're also funny #this is not a place of honor #HLVRAI #gif #im too lazy to make him a proper ragdoll so hes squishy through a pressurized cloth sim #layering 2 cloth sims like this sucks to get right its jittery af #theres a million and one tuts to do this for static renders but I could find hardly any for animating

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the-talon-ted-meem · 7 months ago

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I wanted to do something with the background but I FORGOT TO SAVE LIKE A IDIOT SO here we are posting just a screenshot💀

I'm just in a Little bit of pain.

#Murder Drones #Murder Drones N #MD N #MD Fanart #Murder Drones Fanart #*Myart #*Talons Art #I love N. He's adorable and totally innocent #(Why do I keep liking the stupid guys and dudes in trenchcoats Im not liking this pattern here)#Thanking my art college friend for this stupid idea of N holding his tail like a short ranged gun #Admittably #Simple styles arent too hard to draw despite my realistic stylistic preference. Im having too much fun drawing these lil drone guys

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jaymoonstudios · 10 months ago

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My addition to this cursed meme

#cursed cat alastor #let him in #hes totally not gonna eat you or anything #why won’t you let him in #he’s innocent

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hopeswriting · 3 months ago

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daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔

#katekyo hitman reborn #khr #khr text post #miura haru #the fandom confessions blog reblogged a confession about the girls and how it's kind of a shame they're always given more depths through #the badass/girlboss who now knows how to use weapons route #and it made think of haru because like. of all the khr girls imo she's the one that route actually makes sense #both narratively and character wise #like if her characterization stayed the same post daily life arc and she was given decent focus and room within the story #post future arc or somewhere along i could have totally seen that happen and would have bought it no questions asked #like look me in the eye and tell me she wouldn't have gone 'so you're telling me you're dealing with the honest to god mafia?#okay so when do /i/ get a gun too so i can handle myself and give you guys a hand??'#i mean. she literally slapped then punched tsuna upon their first meeting because how dare he corrupt innocent children #and then challenged him through a duel wearing armor because how dare he not see the wrong of his ways #then tsuna saved her and she was /immediately/ like 'oh you're KIND and care about the people around you? okay nevermind i'll just become #the future vongola decimo's wife'#also she was literally right there when they attacked the tomaso's headquarters #and was also there to witness tsuna's 'first kill' and was like 'it's okay tsuna. i'll wait for you to come out of prison' lmao #she's so unhinged #she's so funny #she's ready to throw hands at all times no questions asked #amano free my girl she can do everything the boys are allowed to do too 😔

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oceanwithouthermoon · 11 months ago

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ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now #theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show.#i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them #those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that #its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew #'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him'#'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb'#do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth #where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother #thats how kubokai gets written usually #'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?'#me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #sorry #people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc.#canon them is soooo bromance core #im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO #not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#kuboyasu aren #kaido shun #kubokai #meows post

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d-c-k-y · 4 months ago

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Sketch of the dumb monkeys meeting their younger selves

Macaque's younger self asking if the future predictions he heard with his ears will come true and stuff, I think he'll be somewhat shy about it.

While Wukong's younger self will probably just cause chaos with current Wukong lmao- maybe ask if he's immortal now but immediately steals from Pigsy right after -w-

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