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I wanna know in what world a man with encyclopedic zoology knowledge and the skills to come up with and test novel zoology theories on the fly is dumb enough to be a himbo?
justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo
#not to mention he is insanely studious of magic and learns#very quickly#I’m sorry himbo where ? Himbo how?#he and Kabru canonically have the same intelligence stat#this isn’t a joke it’s the same#dungeon meshi#don’t slander my boy#I’m not saying Kabru isn’t in the wrong genre#that’s correct#but he’s not dealing with a himbo#he’s dealing with a genius in another subject#Laios has faults#but his intelligence isn’t one of them
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“Taylor Swift should date an NHL player to grow the game!” I’m sorry but we all know that there was one player and one player only who was simple and attention-hungry enough to be up for that job and it’s this man here. Our time has passed, sorry hockey Swifties.
#tyler seguin#dallas stars#nhl#nhl players#hockey#hockey players#taylor swift#travis kelce#himbo#like can you imagine leon dealing with swifties he wouldn’t last 30 seconds
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he fucking WHAT NOW
#there is no way i come back from this#😭😭 it's so funny .. i cant deal ...#the immediate regret...#the chat went absolutely INSANE when he said this#i always wonder if ppl think i'm talking abt one of the kpop marks ... i mean my himbo gamer mark...#answered#sorikkung#markiplier#m.mp4
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only peter parker would have someone four times his size inside him and of all the things to say would land on YOWZA.
the boy has such a way with words
he can do worse (small talk)
#i love that peter and wade have two entirely different brands of stupid. and nate has to deal with Both of them.#wade's brand of stupid is performative and theatrical and usually kind of overthought and intentional.#like he trips himself up intentionally. as a a defence.#peter's stupid is organic stupid. he's just like that. himbo rights.
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partners in crime
#i can post this here too right#i dont wanna hear the 'bb b but ken had a different vibe!!1' well i took something else. whatchu gonna do about it#besides gan ning does have some himbo energy in 6-8 like hes just street smart#is it how thats called? i mean like he can resolve stuff quickly (his way) and deal with stuff but if it came to actual studies hed fail#dumbass but can fight and get thru everything by maiming and killing#like i feel like 6-9 gan ning is somehow ooc when compared to the real thing but so is ling tong so idc. i like these characters not the og#well the og is cool too but you know what i mean#anyway#dynasty warriors#gan ning#ling tong#barbie meme
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I LIED AND I'M BACK ON MY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BULLSHIT
HE-
#i don't play yone as often as i should but oh god oh god#something about him compels me#maybe its the hair#sir please you were gender enough already i just#he's so pretty#hhhhhhrgh#yeah im not normal about him#him being the band mom was perfect#he though he was free of “herding cats duty” after yasuo but nope!#now you have to deal with two himbos two teenagers that are going through different phases and ezreal#rip and good luck#yone#yone league of legends#heartsteel#league of legends
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The way the "Brucie" persona falls apart with the slightest in universe digging because DC hates timeliness that make sense leads me to wonder how many people genuinely think Bruce just gave himself a lobotomy.
#batman#bruce wayne#dc#because like. bruce dropped out of med school and then did up to 1-3 years of training around the world right#but bruce ALSO adopted dick when bruce himself was pretty young right?#so like lets say 25 at max bc your twenties are a goddamn nightmare but you dont really have the excuse of youth at 26#so. if bruce graduated hs at 18 that would be 4 years for bachelors right and then lets say 2 years of med school before dipping#and then add anywhere from one to tbree years for training#lets also say a six months to a year of going out as batman#and uh oh. you hit the 'youre in the later part of your twenties.'#so bruce is a smart cookie#lets say he did he bachelors in 2 years and then tbe med school#then lets do a year for training and it puts him at 23 turning 25 when he took dick in#which works#but also - that means itd be very easy information to acess. graduating in 2 years and then getting into med school#is like... a big deal? you cant just fake that. money cant just do that. his professors and classmates and friends would remember him#the uni/college he went to would deffo brag about having bruce as an alumni#bruces incompetent playboy himbo manslut act kinda doesnt mesh well with that like. at all.#and you know bruce was a weird fucking kid as well#okay time to bring tags to close all im saying is that there has to be a non inconsequential amount of people#who believe bruce wayne gave himself a lobotomy during a grief fueled mental breakdown in med school and the reason he acts Like That is#because of brain damage
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Wayne: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Darry and I are dating. Katy, Squirrelly Dan, and Darry: *gasp* Wayne: Darry, why are you surprised?!
#darry still can't believe he and wayne are finally dating#wayne you picked a himbo now you must deal with it#incorrect quotes#incorrect letterkenny quotes#letterkenny#wayne letterkenny#katy letterkenny#squirrelly dan#darry letterkenny#wayne x darry#wayne/daryl
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I am definitely gonna do art of the various companions of classic doctor who, but damn if that isn't a potentially huge undertaking... maybe I should stick to ones I liked? (that's still a huge undertaking. I liked so many. Even Jo turned out to be good fun, even tho I hugely missed Liz, her smarts and her open distaste for the Doctor. Like damn if having a companion who pretty much just quits out of frustration and irritation isn't kinda cool?) (also she's queer and marries a woman so you know I might be a bit biased lmao)
#ALSO I see why there's a small but dedicated fanbase for Harry Sullivan#he's so endearing#Sarah Jane deals with him spectacularly#he's such a bimbo#not a himbo. he's too smart for that. but /bimbo/ yeah he is#gay little dweeb#(who is a big tall navy man described as looking like a 1940s action hero cartoon character lmao)
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That flirty sun ask WOO, I would absolutely die if sun OR Monty started flirting with me, and it makes me consider, sun and Monty both have a crush on you and it becomes a full on competition LMAO.
Sun is So Passive-Aggressive and it All flies over Monty's Head.
#ask#ask response#confessions#sunnydrop#montgomery gator#scenario#silly#he has a feeling that sun is being sarcastic towards him#but he can't quite place it#listening to them argue is just#sun: i would call this a battle of wits but i see you're unarmed#monty just looks at his hands like: but...i have two of them?#shoutout to the glittergolf shippers#this is what you'd deal with on a daily basis#your twink bf and your himbo bf#not a request#anonymous
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ngl I'm starting to feel like I'm more attached to Berci the cringefail farmer than I ever did when he was my Tav whoops
#hablaty#my plan was to put him in av*wed when it comes out but honestly he's clicking with st*rdew v*lley quite a bit#i'll have to do a replay of this thing bc now I know what i'm doing (I'm like 3 days into year two) but idk my fuckups add to his charms#me being a fuckup at bee gee three just locked me out stuff like you'd think that an rpg would account for bad choices or mistakes#by adding some consequences to deal with but nah if you fail to do something that storyline just ends there#so I was railroaded into making him competent and while i did eventually get the hang of him and I did like berci 3.0#I always kind of lamented that it came at the cost of his himbo self#he can be a himbo now#and a weirdo and a bit reclusive but still hot enough to get at least 1 person to yearn for him
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MINSC YOU ARE SO DUMB AND SO SWEET I LOVE YOU NEVER LEAVE ME
#bg3#ur-himbo?#I don't know.#guys.#he IS SO DUMB.#how does that meme go?#*takes of shirt*#He is SO SINCERE#and stupid#I can't even deal with it
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Gunmetal my beloved
#art#digital art#oc art#artists on tumblr#oc#d&d art#d&d character#d&d#npc#is his name based off the old crayola crayon literally called gunmetal?#yes#yes it is#hes some deer human hybrid type deal#and his wooden leg is a prosthetic!!#hes a himbo
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i’ve always liked the idea of a scooby doo remake where the gang is all monsters trying to solve monster crimes and keep getting annoyed at finding humans dressed up as monsters.
#fred would be the most himbo vampire#Daphne's a chameleon lizard person type deal just cause i want to make#a if the men find out we can shapeshift they're goign to tell the church joke for her#Velma's a selkie who loves reading and surface knowledge#Shaggy is straight up a changling or some kind of fae don't eat any food he offers no matter how good he makes it look#and as many ppl know scoob himself is an eldrich horror but i also just love the idea of a just random talking normal dog surrounded by#monsters who love and protect him
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sorry, still alive here but having a heimdall, hermes and helios brainrot. dont mind me
#i blame cn for making me love hermes even if i still havent looked into the greek saga yet#helios too#god cn how dare you make me care for the loser speedy twink of greece and the fucking himbo that is the literal sun#i love them#notice the three have 'he' in their names#god they are such assholes#but anyways sorry for disappearing yall#had a lovely panic attack multiple times because ive been dealing with people#and gone into a retreat with strangers which is not good for my pathetic ass#so had to shut down and sleep for a day or two to recover#and ye im taking my classes once again#lets hope i dont fuck this up lol
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it/he/bite prince futch grey-aro genderqueer bi man flag!!
pls credit me if you use- thnx!
#it he bite#prince futch#grey aro#genderqueer#bi#man#it he bite prince futch grey aro genderqueer bi man#my flags#q slur#another one for a fallout oc <3#he's a cannibal chef who's a wise mothman cultist!#it's name's damian :3c#he loves cooking...his wife...mothman....and his kid#oh and his bff who's a robot#he also deals chems on the side lmao#he's gotta pay for his diner and kid somehow#at least bite lives rent free at the commune#also? it's an absolute himbo. dumb boy supreme.
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