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jewishdragon · 8 months ago

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I wanna know in what world a man with encyclopedic zoology knowledge and the skills to come up with and test novel zoology theories on the fly is dumb enough to be a himbo?

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

#not to mention he is insanely studious of magic and learns #very quickly #I’m sorry himbo where ? Himbo how?#he and Kabru canonically have the same intelligence stat #this isn’t a joke it’s the same #dungeon meshi #don’t slander my boy #I’m not saying Kabru isn’t in the wrong genre #that’s correct #but he’s not dealing with a himbo #he’s dealing with a genius in another subject #Laios has faults #but his intelligence isn’t one of them

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shootingstarrfish · 2 months ago

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mission failed whoops

#evil angy child vs her himbo dad thing who wins #he truly is too carefree it doesnt work #i drew his croptop shorter here by accident and i fully blame raphael obey me #my art #oc art #original character #oc: magnar #ugh i havent named the child yet um #oc: unnamed #whatever ill deal with it later

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cheddaryouthanme · 1 year ago

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“Taylor Swift should date an NHL player to grow the game!” I’m sorry but we all know that there was one player and one player only who was simple and attention-hungry enough to be up for that job and it’s this man here. Our time has passed, sorry hockey Swifties.

#tyler seguin #dallas stars #nhl #nhl players #hockey #hockey players #taylor swift #travis kelce #himbo #like can you imagine leon dealing with swifties he wouldn’t last 30 seconds

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chrisbangs · 2 years ago

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he fucking WHAT NOW

#there is no way i come back from this #😭😭 it's so funny .. i cant deal ...#the immediate regret...#the chat went absolutely INSANE when he said this #i always wonder if ppl think i'm talking abt one of the kpop marks ... i mean my himbo gamer mark...#answered #sorikkung #markiplier #m.mp4

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bikebian · 2 months ago

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characterization of bill is either 5’7 himbo or selfish asshole

#and the thing is. BOTH OF U R WRONG!!!!#bill is morally grey who is also suicidal and dealing with major guilt #i mean ig that can exist with himbo but it’s just ANNOYING!!!#bill is my fave and i make fun of him a lot but omg i’d never call him a himbo!!!!#bc also. he’s UGLY???? and yk damn well!!!!!#but the selfish asshole thing makes me more angry #OMG!!! HES NOT SELFISH HE DOESNT THINK HIGHLY OF HIMSELF #like him being angry in shit chapter poo is like very understandable #Like omg not every character is gonna respond to trauma like how u want them to #don’t chat abt the cheating . bc it happened for a reason and it’s needed #🎈

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letshearitforthebabyboy · 1 year ago

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only peter parker would have someone four times his size inside him and of all the things to say would land on YOWZA.

the boy has such a way with words

he can do worse (small talk)

#i love that peter and wade have two entirely different brands of stupid. and nate has to deal with Both of them.#wade's brand of stupid is performative and theatrical and usually kind of overthought and intentional.#like he trips himself up intentionally. as a a defence.#peter's stupid is organic stupid. he's just like that. himbo rights.

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deer-with-a-stick · 1 year ago

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I LIED AND I'M BACK ON MY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BULLSHIT

HE-

#i don't play yone as often as i should but oh god oh god #something about him compels me #maybe its the hair #sir please you were gender enough already i just #he's so pretty #hhhhhhrgh #yeah im not normal about him #him being the band mom was perfect #he though he was free of “herding cats duty” after yasuo but nope!#now you have to deal with two himbos two teenagers that are going through different phases and ezreal #rip and good luck #yone #yone league of legends #heartsteel #league of legends

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rocker-socks · 1 year ago

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The way the "Brucie" persona falls apart with the slightest in universe digging because DC hates timeliness that make sense leads me to wonder how many people genuinely think Bruce just gave himself a lobotomy.

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #because like. bruce dropped out of med school and then did up to 1-3 years of training around the world right #but bruce ALSO adopted dick when bruce himself was pretty young right?#so like lets say 25 at max bc your twenties are a goddamn nightmare but you dont really have the excuse of youth at 26 #so. if bruce graduated hs at 18 that would be 4 years for bachelors right and then lets say 2 years of med school before dipping #and then add anywhere from one to tbree years for training #lets also say a six months to a year of going out as batman #and uh oh. you hit the 'youre in the later part of your twenties.'#so bruce is a smart cookie #lets say he did he bachelors in 2 years and then tbe med school #then lets do a year for training and it puts him at 23 turning 25 when he took dick in #which works #but also - that means itd be very easy information to acess. graduating in 2 years and then getting into med school #is like... a big deal? you cant just fake that. money cant just do that. his professors and classmates and friends would remember him #the uni/college he went to would deffo brag about having bruce as an alumni #bruces incompetent playboy himbo manslut act kinda doesnt mesh well with that like. at all.#and you know bruce was a weird fucking kid as well #okay time to bring tags to close all im saying is that there has to be a non inconsequential amount of people #who believe bruce wayne gave himself a lobotomy during a grief fueled mental breakdown in med school and the reason he acts Like That is #because of brain damage

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chitteringbeast · 1 month ago

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Also Lark is a bit ignorant on some things he's never been exposed to. He doesn't have the best book education and has a lot of hands on skills. He can hook up solar panels but he couldn't tell you the capital to like anywhere. That being said, he's always willing to learn and likes listening to people talk over himself talking. This is consistent among all his verses and in his human verse he's a bit more self-conscious about it than when he's a croc-taur.

In his human verse he's actually a mechanic and a general tinkerer. He may not have them fancy book smarts but he's practically MacGyver.

#ooc #man can pick u up with one hand but cant do long division #shaking my head #that being said he is NOT a himbo or himbo adjacent anything #he simply didn't have the money for a formal education and he had family shit to deal with #lark #about lark #i realized marnie and ninat get a lot of the love so have more of my good boy

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headcanonthings · 2 years ago

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Wayne: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Darry and I are dating. Katy, Squirrelly Dan, and Darry: *gasp* Wayne: Darry, why are you surprised?!

#darry still can't believe he and wayne are finally dating #wayne you picked a himbo now you must deal with it #incorrect quotes #incorrect letterkenny quotes #letterkenny #wayne letterkenny #katy letterkenny #squirrelly dan #darry letterkenny #wayne x darry #wayne/daryl

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landgraabbed · 2 months ago

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some pics from my first two campaigns in wildermyth. i haven't finished the second yet, but my starters for that one were danielle, miram, and stephanie. kane and kennedy got together in my first campaign lmfaooo true to ts2 kane's wants

#p #wildermyth #rowan got a cool ass cape coat thing #he spent the years of peace between chapters 4-5 with him #miram retired so now it's just stephanie and danielle from the campaign 2 starters #i might do campaign 2 with gen 1 folks now that i saw that there's an alternative path through chapter 5 #wildermyth miram is peak himbo dfjfdjsdj he's just vibing and dealing a metric ton of damage

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glambots · 1 year ago

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That flirty sun ask WOO, I would absolutely die if sun OR Monty started flirting with me, and it makes me consider, sun and Monty both have a crush on you and it becomes a full on competition LMAO.

Sun is So Passive-Aggressive and it All flies over Monty's Head.