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rangertessadarling · 2 years ago

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it’s so funny to me that the only intimidating villain in this whole goddamn series is morgarath lol

there are like 15 books now, there’s a new villain almost every book— if not ever 2-3 books. but the only one that got good ground on the intimidation factor was Morgarath. why is he the only fucking scary villain in the series make it make sense 😭😭😭

#rangers apprentice #ranger's apprentice #tessa's headcanons #before people go throwing fucking JORY RUHL AT ME literally stop #he was insane AND I APPRECIATED THAT I love a good insane villain #so he made me think ‘wow that’s a good villain’#but like I wasn’t SCARED of him #when I was reading ruins of gorlan I remember being terrified of Morgarath because he was intimidating af #he was a rly good villain #but he’s it that’s it that’s all #I’ll give ya the evil skandians too they were scary #Karen is also under the insane category

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apollos-boyfriend · 5 months ago

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#icarus speaks #again as he himself says all this is normal stuff #but still #it’s twitter.#containment breach

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

#us politics #tiktok #tiktok ban #not a shitpost #we will look back through the lens of history on how very first thing he did when returning to power #was to seize control of the public's ability to communicate and organize #and it won't be 'lol tiktok'. it won't be funny. it won't be funny at all

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fairysbrew · 2 months ago

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

#he speaks #i hate rich people #“but preston the rich people EARNED that money they worked so hard to exploit all those poor people” I'LL EAT YOU TOO #they're trying to decide what color their third yacht should be #meanwhile your average joe is busy trying to pick between dinner or rent #luigi mangione was right #luigi mangione and tetsuya yamagami legendary collab coming this spring

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goldensunset · 5 months ago

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you! tumblr user!

#peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #why does this one have more notes than the other one?#also yes i am as shocked as you all are that this whole time he wasn’t standing upright and looking up at the camera LOL

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andisupreme · 6 months ago

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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk #it was wild #all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong #but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party

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cunning-and-cool · 7 months ago

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror #the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines

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gongyussy · 2 months ago

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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ終わった終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333 #soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it #and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend #because he couldn't stop thinking about her #and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it #and he was furious she was furious #he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices #you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct #maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo #manga #yaoi #twitter #old man yaoi #queer #gay #long post #lgbt #japan #japanese

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sadclowncentral · 11 months ago

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

#he is an inspiration to us all.

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sparklebyte · 3 months ago

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“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

#united healthcare #luigi mangione #brian thompson #uhc ceo #sorry I just see a lot of people spreading all this information and labeling him the killer and it’s like hold on #he’s a suspect #he’s not guilty of it #even if it seems likely he should be treated as innocent until proven guilty #labeling him as the killer before the trial even starts is not helping #am I making sense or do I sound stupid #sparkle.txt

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anthrophobixx · 3 months ago

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I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this