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stepswowdsen · 6 months ago

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XanLena and KuroEne Doodles (NSFW)

⚠️ WARNING: R-18/NSFW ⚠️

【カゲプロ】黒コノエネ/クロエネ/冴えエネ

【KagePro】 KuroEne/SaeEne 🖤💙

※ R-18/NSFW 🔞

クロハがエネをバイブでいじめる～ 🥰😚

Kuroha teases Ene with a vibrator

【リボーン】　ザンレナ/ザン蓮

【KHR】 XanLena/XanLiên ❤️💜

※ R-18/NSFW 🔞

Xanxus eats his wife out

And the XanLena WIP I had from before

Was playing around with the CSP 3D models for these to get a basic idea of poses

KuroEne Rambles

I doodled the KuroEne one quickly last night!

Kuroha teasing Ene with a vibrator/dildo inside her 🫡 Hehehehe. Wifey

I've been thinking of this for a while, so I just wanted to get the basic idea down… So it's super messy rn

I drew the Kuroha super quickly so I definitely need to redraw this neater sometime but here. I'll probably adjust the poses slightly. I love Ene's expression 😚 My cute wife 💙🫶

I'll probably redraw this but we are cooking!!!

Basically it's based on my idea from a month (?) ago about my gay fantasy of Kuroha teasing Ene with a vibrator/dildo inside her

I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO DRAW HIS HEADPHONES??? SCREAMS

BRB GONNA REUPLOAD

Their headphones are seriously so annoying to draw dude like everytime I just opt to draw over a free 3D model from CSP Assets store instead 😭

I wanna learn how to draw aesthetically nice looking NSFW 🫡

Reposting this again cuz I doodled this last night and just realized this morning I forgot to draw Kuroha's headphones oml :sob:

KuroEne doodle NSFW from yours truly 🖤💙🫶

I'm trying to get stronger at drawing NSFW for my ship needs so these doodles are for practice…

Anyways if you see me give a follow from my NSFW alt for my Twt mutuals/friends. Consider it an extra follow

Cuz it's been seriously pissing me off that ever since I made the new acc I've been seeing crypto, AI fart and right-wing fuckers pushed by Elonfuck on that acc's TL 😭

KuroEne (NSFW) Rambles

You can check out my previous KuroEne (NSFW) rambles here!

Kuroha playing with a vibrator inside Ene while she's wearing a maid outfit

Ene thrusts her fingers into Kuroha's mouth and he takes it eagerly and sucks on her fingers

I THOUGHT I POSTED THE INITIAL RAMBLES FOR THIS ART IDEA BUT I GUESS I DIDN'T... Ok I'll post my ramble ideas for my KuroEne doodles

(CW: NSFW TEXT)

Ok I didn't get the chance to draw it tonight so I'll just talk about my KuroEne (NSFW) ideas, heads up

So basically, what I wanted to draw on June 18th was Kuroha holding Ene from behind while she has her jacket sleeves/arms bound by his snakes and dark aura (light ~ mild bondage), while she has a vibrator/dildo inside her. And Kuroha with a teasing grin, says sweetly into Ene's headphones (ears), "Come on. Say 'Saeru.'"

When I imagined it my head, her wrists are bound together, with the snakes coiling around her sleeves. He does it teasingly in response to Ene's habit of covering her face with her sleeves. Since Ene gets embarrassed and flustered easily and tends to cover her face with her sleeves

My wives with the "Covers face with sleeves/pushes sleeves together" habit...

Selena (KHR AU), Tatsumiya (WATGBS AU), Ene (KagePro), Kougyoku (Magi)

Heehee.

But I thought that idea might be a little too ambitious to draw for me rn. Like last month, when the idea first came to mind, I spent an hour playing around with the CSP 3D models and STILL didn't get the poses I wanted for this art idea, so GRRRR. So I was thinking. Maybe I'll get to draw it some other time? My art/scenario ideas are so sexy, guys

Since my faves tend to delve into light ~ mild BDSM and kink stuff. I'm totally fine with depicting light ~ mild kink stuff. As I said, my NSFW stuff is not going to be very explicit, and is always mutually consensual.

This idea is so hot to me like good god imagining Ene's blushy embarrassed expressions with this is making me go bonkers

I started a XanLena (NSFW) WIP but it's not finished yet so I'll post it whenever.

And I FINALLY got to doodle what I wanted. I still need to redraw Kuroha tho tbh but I got the basic idea down ^^

For this little doodle of mine, I wrote the JP version first, then wrote the EN one.

KuroEne Scenario (NSFW)

I always try to make my ship NSFW scenarios hot... Hopefully I have delivered :)

There was also another KuroEne idea I had where basically, Kuroha plays a "game" with Ene while Ene has her wrists bound above her head while lying on the bed with a vibrator inside her.

He describes it to her this way. The game goes like this: He will ask her questions and go like, "Correct" or "Incorrect/Wrong answer" in response to Ene's answers.

At some point, Kuroha is surprised by Ene doing so well with his guessing game and then decides to tease her by using his advantage in "knowledge" by asking her things that she definitely wouldn't know (ie. Things from previous routes, his origins, etc.)

Ene gets feisty and competitive with him really easily which is what makes them (KuroEne) a good match for each other ^v^

Ene pouts at him for asking "dirty/cheat questions" (things that he would only know the answer to because he remembers previous routes) and calls his antics unfair. He just smirks, leans in and playfully nips and bites at her neck. When has he ever played fair?

Kuroha: How about we play a little game?

Kuroha: Simple. I'll ask you questions, and if you answer wrong, you get a strike, and I'll turn up the speed of the vibrator. If you answer right, it stays the same. Ready?

Kuroha: Very well, Ene. Shall we move onto the next question? Or would you like to take a break?

Ene: We can still keep going!!! Bring it on!!! What's the next question?

Kuroha: Hmmm~ That's one strike~ If you get it wrong (XX) times, the game is over.

Ene: Asking such cheat questions is so unfair! You're so mean!!! You're such a cheater!!! You rigged this game so that you'd win!!!

Kuroha: Heh, is that so? I'm giving you the opportunity to learn about the previous routes from me.

Kuroha: When have I ever played fair?

Kuroha: This is even more delightful than I expected… Well done.

KuroEne Thought Rambles

So, about a month ago, I posted a KuroEne sex idea where Ene thrusts her fingers into Kuroha's mouth, catching him off guard and making him moan on her fingers, but he also teases her by sucking and gently biting down on her fingers and urging her to dominate him and take what she wants, goading her into taking action, saying that "She's going to have to do better than that to dominate him," and that "she should make her victory even sweeter."

Something else that came to mind was Ene face sitting Kuroha while he eats her out.

Cuz y'know Kuroha/Saeru, while possessing Konoha's body, can use Konoha's eye Ability, Awakening Eyes, to rebuild the body into whatever he wants (ie. clothes, appearance), even being able to rebuild the body molecule by molecule in Novel Route.

Cinna once asked me this:

C: Important question would Douman have a long thing tongue like some demon characters are depicted

Me: I mean. A bunch of artists do draw it. Cuz it's an absolute missed/wasted opportunity if you don't

So take that what you will! Yes. Must be great for eating p*ssy. Better treat my wives well with it or I'll k*ll your ass!

Kuroha tells Ene, "I can make this body into whatever you wish… Like so." And just makes the tongue really long or like a forked snake's tongue and Ene just blushes and innerly goes like (AND WHAT WOULD THAT FEEL LIKE--) Kuroha sees her response and goes like, "Shall we find out?"

Ene Pegging Kuroha

And another one I thought of was like… Ene wonders about fucking Kuroha's mouth with a dildo/strap-on but she wonders to himself if that would even feel good for him… She doesn't want to be TOO rough to the point it doesn't feel good.

Kuroha tells her that he would still enjoy it even if it was rough to the point of being painful, and Ene just shoots her sadistic/sadomasochistic bf's ideas down. She still wants it to feel good for him.

And Kuroha is just like. Well, the solution to this is easy. Just get one of those dildos/toys that you can fill with artificial semen, then fuck me with it?

And Ene just goes like (…) and explodes. She just goes red like a tomato, and he laughs at how cute her expressions/reactions are (O//O)

Ene: IS EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH JUST TO EMBARRASS SOMEONE!?!?!? (//>~<//)

I could just imagine a moment where after Ene tops him and they finish, Kuroha says that it certainly is a shame that she doesn't simultaneously feel good/receive pleasure at the same time while she fucks him. Like yeah, he could touch her while she fucks him to alleviate it… If so, they could always get a double ended toy or something. And Ene reacts similarily like (//>~<//)

The thing is, is that my other meow meow mf faves (ie. Douman, Idate, Judar) would still have a bunch of moments where they get embarrassed and flustered by their S/O (usually moments of emotional intimacy and vulnerability)

But canon-verse Kuroha/Saeru just doesn't, like he has no sense of embarrassment or shame (he doesn't see anything to be ashamed of, it's an indulgence in 'pleasure,' a natural urge - it is in a sentient living being's nature to want something).

Cuz as I said, it's hard to tease and embarrass and fluster a guy who's older than human civilization AND knows basically everything (due to the nature of his Eye Ability of having power over knowledge and retaining memories of previous routes and having a full grasp of everything up to modern science)

XanLena Rambles

XanLena NSFW doodles from before

My gay fantasy of Selena. Teehee

I'll fix these up eventually. The 2nd one is still a WIP. I love Selena's expressions in these

I'm planning to make Selena's limbs thicker and redo the shoes

King of wifey p*ssy eating

Selena's non-binary swag 🐈‍⬛💜🖤🤍💛

XanLena (NSFW) Rambles

Xanxus eats Selena out

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rawrmeansilyindinosawr · 2 years ago

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Pooperz

every song i listen 2 from now ONN / mo0bin forwarDDt HAZ to hav the redbone tune underneath it (song can b layered a bunch) n Thtz w NO eggceptions n settling . :-] N if u fuk me thru a soundcloud ad Thts how I kno u love me <3 .!!! i wrote a lil poetry zine on “on loving a trans boy” Cuz. like. idk. Not 2 get 222 personal but (Also if 222 is ur angel number i HATE U AND fuck U!!!!) it diff to experience as a queer person whut it lik to giv someone they T shot n lik actually see them grow n change thru it .!

Part of the poem i wrote (it on my poetry Ig account and tumblR) :

“the first time u intertwine ur body with him u will feel the pain it took for him to get here. yet all the strength. the battle the bruises the scars. u change ur semantics. and pay attention to his movements. resonate with the feeling of familiarity in a body torn open but completely soft. and the clothes are off. and we are both nude. but the vagina still remains an open wound. something u can not bandage. only describe as something reclaimed.”

Deezz NUTZ jk i mean Dis Week ish has been sad n i hav been doin 2 much blow n spiraling upwards Alwayzz n finding out u kan txt tha Suicide hotline now instead of Kall <3 *_* :-D !!!!! Also b4 they connect u with somEoNe they Ask if Ur Gay lmao cuz there a specialist Gay Person who knowz how to talk to u in a better way.?! i Tink watching Ded Poet Society triggered meH LOl. wellbutt anywayZzz.!!!! Nyfw w is overrrrr n I had nothing 2 do wiff it :/] but moi bestie dante Had a styling gig n wuz AMWZINGGGGGG.!!! :3 we went to a fashion show n Skipt line while he farted rly loud < im sry im puttin u on blast rn Babezz. > then blamed iT on Meh which bc of swiss army man A24 movie i WilL take tha blame cuz intimacy exists rly in Flatchulance n also sharing toilet 2gether in the backstage models bathroom of tha Fashion show resNorting old K we find our nostrils then Mixing rando drinkz we find on the makeup tablezz n bein surprised Dere r keBoobZ there n Pb n J sammyz. liK oK go OFF n actually b a professhh Fashion Show…!!!! den we fake watched tha superbowl at Hush in midtown N almost lost Praying”Gods FavZ” purse n i was caught littering my almond chocolate soy Milk on a stripper stage . Run!!!!! also dat E pill wuz rly cute it wuz pink n crown shaped but Wuz everything kinda not as happy and super blurry..!!! ?

Dissh week i also Swuirted to clairo nitecore edition :-]] n h8 havin adhd but at least im kNo how 2 eat salami by the Chub. (thts whut google calls it.) Hehehhehehehehe. gettin moi diagnosis finalized Tmrw hopefully n Gettin on Summ medicinez. im v adhd hyper fixated Rn on ice spice who Wuz also suppoSt 2 pull up 2 dat fashion show we were at butt didn’t. 4 now , everything Reminds meh of her</3 ….. Orange cones on tha st , pepper grinderzz/ shakers (spice) , 5 chinese spice , my friends dog “lunch” boXxx cuz his name rhymes w munch n n n n n Yah lik honestly Everything . ?!.?!

WakiNg Up w Negativez in my account cuz my Boss not bossa Nova forgot 2 paY meH ovEr thA course of Tha Last month N i didn’t even kno til i wuz in my Sexy crushes bed listening 2 Imogen heAp N In Tha Clurbb mixx by Sandalz n they wrote poetry 4 ffivee hours straight n My tummy hurteD fuz i was drinkin truffle SoY saUce from the bottle and i wuz manically checking my Bank statements 2 submit to Snapp HRA crackle Pop Rice Krispieeezzz. Also all of dis happened w a singulaR Vegan Taiwanese green onion pAnc@Ke on the floor on a chacoochie board with bulgolgi and kimchi n more truffle soy sauce . Untouched .

alSo found Untouched by the Veronicas on soundcloud but lik sped up n Holy shit i hav loved this song forever but literally lik YO diss is my heart..?!!!!!! “And I don't give a damn what they say, or what they think, think

'Cause you're the only one who's on my mind

I'll never, ever let you leave me

I'll try to stop time forever

Never wanna hear you say goodbye

I feel so untouched and I want you so much

That I just can't resist you

It's not enough to say that I miss you

And I need you so much

See you, breathe you

I want to be you

You can take, take, t-take, take, time, time

To live, live the way you gotta, gotta live your life

Give me, give me, give me all of you, you

Don't be scared, of seeing through the loneliness

I want it more, more, more

Don't even think about what's right or wrong, or wrong or right

'Cause in the end it's only you and me

And no one else is going to be around

To answer all the questions left behind

And you and I are meant to be

So even if the world falls down today

You've still got me to hold you up, up

And I will never let you down, down”

<33333

Y does it feel like moi crush doesnT like me rn. :-[ N Y do lesbians Always hav the MOST unstable Housing situationZ??? then either wanna UHaul with U or move to ASTORIA .?!? Also i hope all of u make assumptions about my sexuality bcuz i Rly rly rly like whipt cream from the Can , and raw . Emphasis on whiPped. n Cream. n RAWr xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEOW MEOW RAWR RAWR GRERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i kant keep rereading the msg i didn’t Send i ended up calling n yelling n Thts whut got meh bLocked. :-[[ Rugratzs .!!! i luv staying up watching movies w my friends ex’s Im tryna get wiff and Accidwntally thinking K is coke and feeling lik SHIT butt watchin every1 giv intense eye contact n cleanin da house n then losing tha dog Lik WHTFFF.?! Then All of a sudden that plug pulls up N everyone is confused N also randomly the guy living upstairs has my iPhone location N pulls downstairs 2 hangs:-]]] i always wonder if I’m popular but in reality i am just breaking oUt on my ForeheAd cuz all i eat is fried Chiggen N moi green haired browneyedd luver looks like invader zimm sometimezz alotta Da time n i think they r SKUTE.!! n i lik their lisp! im SAD sad my 2/2 cis male friend is gOnna print out a sign on his door Dat Says “blood OathinG” with a Red Circle around it n a Line around it basically sayin NOOOOOoooOoOoOoT allowed.!! butt ima blood oath wiffhh invader Jim dish nxt week n it is a PLANZZ.!!

i wrote a poem ab our phone Kall tht has impacted meh m my heart n also this is a snippet of 1 of my poems in my new book i still writing Kalled STRAWBERRY DELIRIUM :-}}”my friends don’t wanna die anymore they wanna live . they don’t wanna slip away to shreds with fentanyl test strips. they still wanna snort k n apologize for being gay but we all r human longing for all of this…” N another poem tht explainzz this blog title. Cuz i luv my fwendz n shared a moment in which we found popperz.

“Felt that rush on my head

as i laid in ur bed

and found a vile hidden

under ur pillow

u laugh and i manically panic

turning bright lite crimson red

And when it spills all over ur arms

drip dropping like tap water

i snort it all off ur arms

and i h a t e the way it makes me feel

similar to the feeling like ill fall

when im in my platform shoes

going up n down ur spiral stair case that looks like slices of cheesecakes

and u sigh scream cuz u never liked them at all

and hate is a strong word but so is love

And i hate the way the poppers make me feel

but i do love you “

okIkkkKkkkKkk i kinda hate that poem but whatever. sooo Vday wuz cute it is n0T only single awareness day but reflecting on ur situationsjips day n feeling sad ab it day but whatev. NormalZe watching cHaterbAte on the subWay n mindIng ur FooOoking Business?..!! my Friends say if i were a sammicH i wuld b a caprese. butt i feel like a ruben. #misunderstood <\3 i hav been watching SM hellokitty n Fwendzz n realized am kuromi and hello kitty is my friend .!!! N i listen to metal N rock w my headphonezz Real Hi n Loud n mak moi own clothes .! N i hav a crush on badtzmaru cuz they look like a penguin dyke n their gender is X.!! <3 <3 🐧 🫶🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍👩🏻 they r epitome of sapphic Desirezz n untoxic uhaul luv<3 :-]

tIL nxt week.?? Carl wheezer luver n Cali King bed listener on Max volume on subway N my big three is adderal sun , ketamine moon , cocaine rising <3 Also no i did NOT clog tha toilet at a house party after party this week N no i did not need help unclogging it N no i don’t even poop or do popperz cuz i’m PERFECT…!!!!!!!<333

Xoxo,

Rennybabycutebabyangel plz buy my clothes n ask ab my story sale / failed depop. :-]

#blog

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jaskierisbi · 4 years ago

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lines and verses from every amazing devil song that hit

King

But our voices collide with each howl of the tide || Singing all hell and its fire waits for us

All that matters || Is that you’re here

Pruning Shears

My entire life it's running away too fast || Watching everyone I've ever loved walk past || Never really quite getting the knack of || Knowing no one will not || Ever come back for you

Shower Day

Would have stayed if you'd had asked || But instead you just walk past

You're the one who told me my hair looked better black || You're the one who told me to never look back || You're the one who asked me if I'm feeling ok || I said I'm fine || It's just a sitting down in the shower day

Leave the room but you get caught in the rain || Know you should love him but it's such a pain || Would have stayed if you'd had asked || But instead you just walk away

Elsa’s Song

I can hear the cannons calling || As though across a dream || And I can smell the smoke of hell || In every stitch and seam || And like flowers, the bodies tumble || Around this muddied lot || I cannot hear them scream || ‘Forget me not.’

Pray

Pray for me, I'll run until I begin to understand || What holy men really mean || When they speak of sin

God made all man in his image || Honey I'm I'm I'm no man || I'm what’s left when children go to war

Run from you, I'll run until I begin to understand || What holy men really mean when they speak of sand and sons and seams and symphonies and sweat and sex and sin

Why you cannot sleep for sighing || Why womanhood is more than crying || I'm stronger now than you have ever known

The cracks you made I fill with mortar || A broken pot can still hold water || Symphonies and sweat and sex mean nothing when you are obsessed || With sin and soil and strength and song and all the words that came out wrong and him

Little Miss Why So

Did you tell them about the time we met little miss || You'll love the way I tell it || And I'll yell it from the rooftops for you || He says

He says || You're going too fast || You'll burn up soon

I don't know how to reach you when you get like this || I've been waiting for you to come home || I don't know how to reach you when you get like this || I've been waiting for you to come home

Why won't you just tell them all to fuck off love and be mine

He says || Why so sad || I'm here and I'm alive || Stop making up death wishes and take my lifeline

Why won't you believe I love you if I'm not hurting you, he says || Can't you see that I'm enough for you but you don't want me to be || 'Cause that means you'll actually have to be content

Why so why so sad || Stop asking why I'm sad just know it's enough to know I'm sad

New York Torch Song

But your blood does not bleed red no more || It's whiter than the sun burns, bright with every hum || From within this gaping wound of ours || A new us has begun. A new us has begun. A new us has begun

Tear me up and burn me up and rip me up and leave your || Hand on the wall as you go

Are you god or devil, ghost dishevelled || Childhood friend or drunken revel

I cannot find the words to keep you || I cannot find the words to keep you

Two Minutes

It's like all the wallpaper inside my heart || Is slowly slowly peeling off || And I'm showing || All the stains and things || They wrote on the wall before

These hands are growing cold ||They're running out of things to hold || Give me two damn minutes and I'll be fine

If I'm good will you come back || If I'm good will you come back || If I'm good will you come back || To us

Not Yet/Love Run

Sing me awake with a song about pirates || And I will try to harmonise || And sip the sunlight from your eyes || Oh sing me awake || With all the things we’ll do today || But instead we’ll build a den || Out of pillows and get drunk again

If my old mum could see me now || Oh how she’d howl she’d howl

Love run, love run || For all the things you’ve done || Run for all the things that drum || Run for all those pages thumbed

Love run, love run || For all the things we wished we’d done || Run from all you know that’s coming || Run to show that love’s worth running to

All that matters || Is that you're here ||All that matters

- - - - - - - - - -

The Rockrose and the Thistle

n/a sorry y’all

The Horror and the Wild

You are that space that’s in between every page, every chord and every screen || You are the driftwood and the rift, you’re the words that I promise I don’t mean

We’re drunk but drinking (sunk but sinking) || They thought us blind (we were just blinking)

Remember me I ask, remember me I sing || Give me back my heart you wingless thing

Think of all the horrors that I || Promised you I’d bring || I promise you, they’ll sing of every || Time you passed your fingers through my hair and called me child || Witness me, old man, I am the Wild

Wild Blue Yonder

So one last time, love, come and rip my clothes || Get a grip, we're grownups

Come and rip off my socks like you’re blasting the locks off of a bank vault. Halt! || This time we’re done for

Let’s hide under the covers || We don’t know what’s out there || Could be wolves || So hold me, lover, like you used to || So tight I’d bruise you || I’d bruise you, I’d bruise you too

Every stone you threw, I stood on to better see the view

Don't you ever wonder, what could have been? || All those wonders sit in wait for us, we tried

Every brick you hurled, I’ll use to build this world || This world, this world, this world

Welly Boots

And I love you, don’t you know || That I’ll be with you all along, as long as you are kind

And when you scream that it’s not fair || It’s like I’ve gone off to the coast || Left you behind just standing there || Pretending not to see your ghost || If only you could hear my voice || But you are screaming far too loud to hear me swear || Just because I left doesn’t mean that I’m not still there

'Cause you were always strong || When you were young, you’d kick things just to see if they would fall || They said ‘That girl, she’s wrong’ || But I’ll stick up for you, even though you haven’t got a clue, you haven't got a fucking clue

Farewell Wanderlust

He said ‘Hey darling hey, hey darling hey’ || I’m the hardest goodbye that you’ll ever have to say

I promise you I’ll be better || I promise you I’ll try || But like rubbing wine stains into rugs it’s my curse || To try and make it right, but by trying make it worse

I promise you I’m not broken || I promise you there’s more || More to come, more to reach for, more to hurl at the door

Goodbye to all my darkness, there’s nothing here but light || Adieu to all the faceless things that sleep with me at night || This here is not make up, it’s a porcelain tomb || And this here is not singing, I’m just screaming in tune

Fair

It’s what my heart just yearns to say || In ways that can’t be said || It’s what my rotting bones will sing || When the rest of me is dead || It’s what’s engraved upon my heart || In letters deeply worn || Today I somehow understand the reason I was born

She laughs as though she’s not heard the joke ten thousand times before || And he adores her, he watches her get dressed as though she’s hurtling through time

And she brushes her hand through his hair, he’s got so much fucking hair

And he holds her close just to keep the world at bay

"It’s not fair, it’s not fair how much I love you || It’s not fair, 'cause you make me laugh when I’m actually really fucking cross at you for something," || And he’ll say || "Oh how, oh how unreasonable || How unreasonably in love I am with everything you do || I spend my days so close to you 'cause if I’m standing here, maybe everyone will think I’m alright,"

'Cause darling I was born to press my head between your shoulder blades

And calm throughout his melodrama, she will turn and say || "Dear heart, it’s me, it's me || You don’t need to pretend to be someone you’re not || 'Cause it’s not like I’ve never heard you fart and snore || And for some godforsaken reason || I’m still here, love, like I’ve always been before,"

Burying her head into his chest and clinging to the moment || "Where have you been?" she’ll whisper || "I’ve waited oh so long for you to come" || And as the stars above them hum and hear them || He’ll turn to her and say, "That’s what she said"

That Unwanted Animal

You try so loud to love me || I cannot seem to hear || ‘Be good to me,’ I whisper || And you say ‘What?’ || And I say ‘Nothing dear’

I’m the paper cut that kills you || I’m the priest that you ignored || I’m the touch you crave, I’m the plans that you made, but fuck all your plans I’m bored

And you rip my ribcage open || And devour what’s truly yours

'Cause if we join our hands in prayer enough || To God I imagine it all starts to sound like applause

Marbles

And I chipped my teeth on every joke you cracked

You stole the best years of my life || I’ll give them back

'Cause I will wait and hope || Your eyes aren’t rivers there to weep || But a place for crows to rest their feet || And I will wait and hope || And rest my head at night content || Knowing where my marbles went

She sang, ‘Do you think I’m sexy?’ and oh god I really did

Oh, if one more guy calls me darling then I || Swear to you and to god I will murder them all

All the bastards applaud when I show that I’m flawed || You’re not flawed darling, you’re just a little under-rehearsed

I’ve loved you, for a hundred years || Certainly fucking feels like it

The minute I met you, the colours of my life began to pour

And now, even though you’re mad and these memories won’t stay || That's okay || 'Cause then I get to meet you for the first time every single day

Battle Cries

Tell the truth to me, love, does my hair look as nice || As it did when you once tangled up in your eyes? || Look at me as you say this, don’t look at your phone

‘Cause these plates they smash like waves || And the wine stains hide the tears || But that breathing you hear, don't mistake it for sighs || Don’t you realise? They’re just battle cries, dear

And these lines aren’t wrinkles, dear heart || They’re just dollops of paint on a new work of art

And as I walk away, I know I’ve been through the wars || But that creaking you hear in my bones is not pain, it’s applause

This isn’t a break up, dear heart, it’s a season finale

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thewritetofreespeech · 4 years ago

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JUJUTSU KAISEN | SATORU GOJO + READER

(tags: teacher x student, nsfw, a little megumi + reader!unrequited)

The sound of batons clanging together rung out amongst the trees around Tokyo Tech. Their sound almost rhythmic. Musical. Until their song was cut off by a pained gasped for air and the fumbling sound of someone falling on their ass. “On your feet Megumi!” You shout at the first year, who looked up at you from his spot on the ground. “You should know by now that when I come at you from the left with that move that I’m already coming at you from the right when you block. I’ve put you on your ass with it like 100 times now.”

The black haired teen pouted, though he would insist that he wasn’t, as he looked away and muttered a sullen, “Sorry [Y/N]-senpai.”

You sigh, but quickly offer up a smile and step forward to offer him your hand. “The fight isn’t just about what’s going on in front of you. It’s about wasn’t going on 10 seconds from now that you have account for too.”

“Such wise words!” Both you and Megumi look up, past the little arena you had built for yourself, to Gojo at the top of the stairs. “[Y/N]-chan is so smart. I was very wise to leave Megumi-kun in their care while I was gone.”

“You didn’t ‘leave him in my care’ Gojo-sensei. Aside from he’s a grown man, you more just took off without telling anyone anything.”

“Sorry, sorry, you’re right!” The white-haired man laughed at your accurate recounting of events. Amused, as always, by everything. “I was called away on a mission. Very important. They didn’t even give me a chance to get a clean pair of underwear. Those slave drivers.” Both you and Megumi frown at his antics. Honestly, if he wasn’t so strong, no one would put up with him most days. “Unfortunately, they’re sending me out again tomorrow. I’m only here to get a clean bill of health to go back in the field. Sorry Megumi. Your training is going to have to be on hold again for a little while longer.”

“That’s ok.” Megumi replied. Seeming used to the disappointment and having to play second fiddle to his teacher’s first job as a jujutsu sorcerer. “I have my own missions. And [Y/N]-senpai is doing a good job of helping me while you’re away.”

You offer the first year a soft smile. Happy for the praise.

Satoru clapped once and offered you both a big grin before stating, “[Y/N]-chan is so reliable! This is why I have them look after my precious students while I’m away.” You roll your eyes. Realizing it’s pointless to argue with him on the fact that, again, he’d never asked. You were just doing the first years a solid. “I do need to talk to you though, [Y/N]-chan. Can you go play with Yuji-kun and Nobara-chan for a while Megumi?”

The younger teen frowned. Megumi apparently not liking being brushed off like a child, but didn’t argue. He gave a stern ‘yes sensei’ before leaving to go find his classmates. “What did you want to talk to me about?”

“Not here.” Gojo replied to your question. Pressing his fingers to his lips. “Too many eyes and ears.”

He led you back to one of the main buildings. Getting you into an empty classroom before he closed the door and pinned you against it. His teeth almost crashing into yours with the force of how he kissed you. “Yare, yare…I’ve been wanting to do that all day.” You couldn’t see his grin with how close you still were, but you could hear it in his voice. His quick, nimble fingers already going for your uniform coat. “Watching you spar with Megumi really made my blood boil. I’m a lucky guy. To have a strong, smart, sexy woman for my girl.”

“Satoru—“ Your voice was cut off when he slipped his knee between your legs higher up to rub against you. Shamefully making you moan. He really had been gone too long, and his body wasn’t the only one that was boiling from your spar with Megumi.

“I missed you.” Satoru said, whispered really into your ear, before he attacked your neck. You moan again. He knows that was your weak spot. “We have to be quick. I wish we could be together longer, but I have to leave again soon.”

“Seriously?” You ask. Looking up at him while your hands cling to the front of his uniform. You thought he’d just said that to mess with Megumi.

“Yeah. It sucks. Sometimes I think those old farts just keep sending me on stupid missions to keep us apart.”

You sigh, and want to shake your head but it’s too busy tipping back in pleasure as he fondled your breasts. That’s not why they do it.

Aside from the simple fact that they send Satoru because he was the strongest, and there were just so few of you, they couldn’t send him away because of your relationship because no one knew about your relationship. It was a secret. And that’s how it would have to be until you graduated next year. You love Satoru, and he loved you, but the world and the school wouldn’t appreciate a student dating a teacher. Even you had to admit that this wasn’t right, but you couldn’t stop yourself when it came to Satoru.

“I won’t be gone long. Just a few days.” You gasp when the older man entered you. The move slow and deliberate as he pushed into you, as well as lifted your feet off the ground to wrap your legs around his waist. “Don’t worry. You’ll have Megumi to keep you company.”

“Don’t…joke…about that…” Your voice stuttered with everyone of his thrusts. Trying to stifle your moans as you were still on campus and in a classroom, but it felt so good!

You know he’s talking about Megumi having a crush on you. A fact you are aware of and felt bad about. He was a sweet guy. He didn’t deserve to have his feelings hurt. And, honestly, you should be with him. He was closer to you in age. He was a nice guy, who was smart, a good fighter, and could offer you a more appropriate relationship you didn’t have to keep secret all the time.

And here you were. Fucking his teacher.

“Shit. Fuck! I’m gonna cum.”

“S-Satoru!” You cry out back to him as you came as well. Walls quivering around his cock as it pulsed inside you.

You both stay like that for a bit. Enjoying your stolen moment, and a chance to catch your breath, before Satoru let you down. “Is that all you came back for?” You ask, once you had straightened yourself up.

“No. Of course not. I really did need that sign off. And those clean undies I mentioned.” Satoru quipped with a grin, and you roll your eyes. Ever the jokester.

You pause in adjusting your uniform top when he took chin between his fingers and tilted it up to him. Giving you a kiss that made you swoon. “I did really just want to come back and see you. But I can’t help myself when I’m around you.” You blush a little at his confession. Making Satoru smirk before he let you go. “When I get back, I should have a little break this time. We’ll hang out proper. Go see a movie. Get some crepes in the park. The works.” You smile a little at the prospect and lean up to give him a kiss this time.

“It’s a date.” You told him.

“That’s what I was planning on.” He replied. Patting your head before you both leave the room to go your separate ways. Just one more year and you could leave together like you wanted.

#imagine #scenarios #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen scenarios #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen satoru #jujutsu kaisen satoru gojo #satoru gojo #satoru gojo x reader #megumi fushiguro #megumi fushiguro x reader

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raspberryranpo · 4 years ago

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what holding their hand is like

obey me: obey me brothers

/// i have never done this before so don’t kill me if it’s not good looool

LUCIFER

lucifer’s grip would always be firm; with or without gloves, he’s letting you know he won’t let go of your hand

he holds that hand like he depends on it, mans hasn’t held many hands romantically

when walking through town, whether it be on a date or just walking slowly, he’d softly rub his thumb up & down the back of your hand, subtly letting you know he cares and that he’s there for you

not about hands, but you guys probably link arms around town too :((( imagine leaning your head on his arm

can you tell who my favourite brother is looool

anyway. his hands are definitely soft yet really dry at the same time

he uses hand lotion whenever he gets the chance but it’s nothing like the stuff asmo uses

he’d also hold your hand while you slept next to him :(( he’s a bit stiff but until he loosens up a bit he’d just settle for holding your hand in bed

MAMMON

mammon definitely loves holding hands. a chronic hand holder if i do say so myself

but he’d never admit it. nor would he ever hold your hand out of the blue, in or out of a relationship

he’d gladly hold your hand if you reached out to him first, but he’d complain a bit first (he means none of it though)

his hands are soft & they probably smell nice too

his grip isn’t firm but he squeezes your hand from time to time while walking

if you’re just holding hands alone (without the prying eyes of his brothers), he’d gently lift it up and kiss it, relishing the feel of his stupid human’s touch on his lips

mammon would also hold your hand under the table

he definitely thinks he’s sneaky but EVERYONE can tell he’s touching you. but even though his brothers laugh at him when they catch him, he’d still do it again

LEVIATHAN

oh he definitely has sweaty hands. they’re probably sweaty anyway but it just multiplies whenever you’re near him

good luck trying to hold hands with him normally looool

that’s not to say it’s uncomfortable holding his hands. he has a very firm (as though he’s still trying to confirm you’re there) & sweaty grip

his little fingers and index fingers definitely have dents where he holds his phone and his controllers

you’ll definitely have to hold his hand first. he will NOT touch you without your permission first

once you hold his hand, you bet he’s never letting go. until someone he knows comes along & then he’s dead

either that or he’ll yelp if you do it without warning. he’ll flail around & be incredibly embarrassed but eventually succumb to the art of hand holding

BUT the only time where he’d hold your hands himself would be when he’s excitedly telling you about the latest ruri-chan figure or a character in his game

levi would short circuit upon realising after his outburst but he wouldn’t let go straight away

SATAN

satan’s grip is also firm, like lucifer’s. his fingers are also probably slightly dented from holding books all day like levi’s are too lolol

his hands are also quite dry, and aren’t quite soft either

but they’re still nice to hold

he probably holds your hand while he’s reading a book with the other hand but struggles to turn the pages

a small sacrifice

he probably bows down and kisses your knuckles as though he’s mr darcy whenever his brothers are around to show off

he’ll swing your hands lightly while walking around town and talking about everything and anything

gripping your hands while excitedly telling you about the lore of the seven lords

and holding them to his chest whenever he just wants to be close to you

satan definitely prefers just holding hands over cuddling you & no i don’t accept criticism sorry

also imagine him as a little toddler holding hands with luci :(((( just toddling around

i just love it when we see the grumpy old men as babies ok

ASMODEUS

king of hand holding. he will hold any hand at any time of the day. other than when he’s painting his nails or something

his hands are soft and smooth and they smell like god has farted on them which is a really strange image now that i think about it

they’re probably warm when your hands are cold and cold when your hands are too hot

he runs his thumb across the back of your hand and kisses it like there’s no tomorrow

asmo probably holds your hands at ANY opportunity, regardless of who’s around

lucifer’s in the middle of screaming at the two of you? his hand is right there

mammon’s crying over how he doesn’t spend any time with you? asmo’s hand is on yours already

he also appreciates holding little fingers or just linking arms, anything romantic really

he’s not all sexy times you know

anyway please hold hands with him. he just wants some real love for once

BEELZEBUB

his hands are HUGE. i don’t care how big your hands are, his hands are automatically bigger than yours

his hands literally envelop yours & his soft grip is too wholesome

he just doesn’t want to crush your hands (rest in piece lennie smalls) so he doesn’t have as firm a grip as the others

his hands are big but his heart is bigger

he probably prefers giving you a cuddle but he’ll still hold your hand any day

i wrote cwtch instead of cuddle but then realised you guys probably don’t know what that means looool

he’s the type of person to jokingly try to eat your hand when he kisses it (or is it jokingly)

beel probably gently sways your hands while strolling through town looking for more cafes to try

or he tugs on it eagerly when he spies something he wants

imagine holding hands with both the twins 🥺

him holding hands with you walking back from the gym & him excitedly telling you about what he exercised

comparing hand sizes & him folding his fingertips over your fingers

BELPHEGOR

he has the daintiest hands out of the seven & asmo definitely hates him for it

the slimmest, boniest fingers you’ve ever seen. but they’re good at slotting through your fingers regardless

he probably holds your hand when sitting up in his bed, talking about whatever’s on his mind right now

or he reaches out dramatically for your hand when you have to drag him out of bed for the fifth time today

but he’s not letting go once you’re holding it

he probably holds your hand & leans in really close, maybe with his head on your shoulder or the top of your head

he and beel probably hold hands all the time, dragging each other around, so he’d have no problems holding yours

he definitely doesn’t hold beel’s hand like he’d hold yours though lmaooo

has the gentlest grip of the seven but he can hold it tight when he wants to

dude if you made it this far, thank you :):)

please let me know if i’m doing this right 😭😭 & if i am, please consider suggesting something for me to do next!! nothing extremely specific or nsfw hehe

#my posts #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me! lucifer #obey me! mammon #obey me! leviathan #obey me! satan #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! belphegor #headcanons

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yamithediaperdork · 4 years ago

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The New Baby (Harry Potter)

Life after high school wasn't all it was cracked up to be, at least if you were a ex wizard like Draco Malfoy who while he had avoided jail time for being part of the death eaters had been permanently stripped of his magic and made into a squib. As one might guess, after living a live of luxury and being able to use magic from a young age Draco was totally and completely hopeless at living without magic and in a twist that even he hadn't know about, it had turned out he'd never actually been potty trained. His Mother had cast a charm on him that had given him potty control from the time he was 6 months old having grown tired of the smell's the baby was making and well when his magic was taken from him so were any long lasting charms. the end result meant not only was he trying (and failing) to adept to the muggle world, he was doing it while back in nappies and after a week, suffering from a massive case of nappy rash as he was hopeless at getting himself clean. what little bit of his families wealth he had hung onto was quickly used up with his choice to live in a hotel and going with disposable nappies instead of cloth (He was a Malfoy damn it and he WASN'T going to wash his own shit out of a dirty nappy!) and the longest he had manged to hold down a job was under a hour, he just didn't have the temperament to work at a shop. He'd either get in a fight with a customer, get in a fight with his boss, or having a crying fit when he couldn't get a piece of muggle tech to work. One month after High school and Draco was broke, out on the street, and down to his last three nappies and rooting though a trash can for something to eat, and thats when Potter and Granger had found him.

Life after High school for Harry had been a breeze. He was rich already and world famous, and of course landed his dream job of being a auror. Likewise Hermione had managed to land a part time teaching job that left her free to come home on weekends while spending weekdays at Hogwarts. True it sucked that Ron had cut both of them out of his life after finding out they had hooked up while he'd been off having one of his many little tantrums but they were happy together for the most part,. the most part was the fact it came to light that they would never be able to have kids because of a curse Harry had taken during the battle of Hogwarts. It was a crushing blow for the young couple but they just agreed that when they were ready, they would just adopt. Of course they had both heard about what happened with Draco and shared a good laugh over heard how he needed nappies but that day on the street when they found him fishing though a rubbish bin and chomping hungrily on a half eaten burger all the joy had gone out of it. Draco had been humiliated and tried to run off but since they were in the magic part of town no one batted a eye when Hermione had lifted him up with her wand and they'd forced him to come with them..only pausing on the trip back to the nice 2 story cottage Harry owned for Harry to go and pick up some nappies and rubber pants for Draco and Hermione to treat Draco to a meal at the little fish and chip place the drug store had in the back.

Draco never stopped waiting for the other shoe to drop. he knew there was no reason that these two would be this nice to him without setting him up for something bad after everything he'd done in school to them. Still, he wolfed down the fish and chips, three baskets worth as he'd only eaten what little he could find for the 2 weeks since he'd been on the street and chugged the cola that Hermione kept getting refilled for him as fast as he could. God, she looked so good. Mature, sexy, giving him looks of kindness and encouraging him to eat and drink as much as he wanted and ignoring how horrible he must of smelled. Potter came back from whatever he was doing and they were asking him question, like where was he staying, did he have a job and the like. "Stay wherever I can and try and avoid trouble." Draco said, Pausing from stuffing his face, on his third basket. he took a long sip of his cola then went on. "No job. no one wanted a nappy brat when I could wash regularly. now.." he gave a mirthless laugh and went back to chowing down, noting the look that the two gave each other. "I've got a question for you two.. Where's Weasley? Usually you three are the three musketeers and all that." Draco asked, putting a napkin to his face and belching and wincing as a loud fart came out and there was a warm wet rush between his cheeks. He was shitting himself. "I..Uh..Never mind. I should get going." He said, his cheeks turned red and he went to excuse himself. "It's ok Draco." Harry said, putting a hand on his shoulder, and giving Draco a smile even as a horrid smell filled the shop. "it's not like you can help it." Hermione and Harry did get up and moved with Draco as he moved to leave, Hermione leaving a fat tip to the poor server and then they were out on the street and he found himself numbly following their lead towards the a fore mentioned cottage, his limbs seemingly not wanting to listen to him. 'bastards! they used a unforgivable curse on me!' Draco thought, the realization hitting him like all the greasy food had hit his guts and was now hitting his nappy. the poor thing was holding up either and the back of his dirt brown trousers were growing dark with shit stained as his filth leaked down his legs. entering the house which was painted a lovely yellow, Draco felt shame flooding him as the house looked like something out of a magazine, and was nice and clean. it had been filled with the smell of wild flowers at least until he'd been marched inside and his mess was coming out his pant legs, staining the lovely cream colored carpet. it was a shocked when he heard himself actually speak up, they had lifted the curse at some point and he'd just kept walking with them on either side as they'd led him to a bathroom. "I-I'm sorry I ruined your car- Hey I can talk!" He said, even as hot tears went down his grime and food covered face, cutting a path. "Yeah mate, we only had it on you for about 30 second but you kept being a good boy. Listen Draco, Carpet's can be cleaned so down worry about it. what me and Hermione wanna do right now is look after you. That means getting you washed up." Harry said in a calm and soothing voice. "I..I don't..Why? I've always been a rotter to you both.." Draco whimpered. "Well, you weren't exactly at your most charming but with your upbringing.." Hermione said, and was helping Draco with his jacket and shirt, scanning his body for a second and giving a sigh of relief. "I told you he wasn't the type to use needles Hermione." Harry said and Draco blinked and squirmed. It wasn't that he hadn't been tempted to use some of the muggles drugs, but just he'd never been able to afford to. which was a fact he figured he had better hide from these two. "in any case.. We wanna look after you for a bit Draco. Maybe help you get up on your feet." Harry was saying as his gently tugged down Draco's pants and despite the stench of it, grinned wildly at the sight of Draco's swollen store brand nappy. "Wonderful. Now can you step out of your pants please buddy?" the question had it been from anyone other then these two would of triggered a brat fit but Draco just felt exhausted and nodded, bracing himself on Harry's shoulders as he did as he was told and Hermione used a spell to dispose of the pants. "We'll buy you more later. your shirt can be washed at least." she said holding a nose. "I..I uh, Ok.." Draco said. it wasn't like he was in a position to argue.

Harry was wiping the back of Draco's legs, getting most of the sludge that had leaked out and dabbing at the spot here it leaked when he paused and frowned. "Draco, spread your legs for a second please." Harry said. Draco did and a gasp came out of Hermione's mouth as they say the red welts and weeping blood spots on Draco's inner thighs. they had both assumed he'd been walking funny due to his nappy's thickness but their was telling anther tale. "Draco..doesn't that hurt?" Harry asked slowly, looking up with concern at the blond. "I..I just got used to it..and it doesn't hurt as bad as the rest." Draco said in a small voice, looking away from them. "The..rest?" Hermione asked slowly, then looked at Harry who nodded. He slowly undid the spoiled nappy and the smell got worst but neither were focusing on that as they both gasped at the raw skin and horrible nappy rash that Draco had, his privates were a mixture of red and brown. "Oh Draco!' Hermione cried out and started the tub going, trying to will the water to heat up faster. Harry was gently wiping at the filth and paused as Draco would flinch or hiss as Harry did so, but then with his eyes shut tight and tears running he whimpered out a request in a ragged breath. "J-Just get it done fast!" Harry didn't need to be told twice and was fighting back tears of his own as he cleaned Draco up, the tissues a mess of shit and blood and the poor guy was turning pale. Harry didn't bother to ask how this had happened, between needing to make his nappies last and Harry doubted he'd been using talcum powder or rash cream.. Not helping matters was his pubic hairs which he had clearly tried to shave at one point and many were coming back as ingrown hairs. getting him as clean as he could with the toilet paper and flushing the loo, Hermione and harry helped him into the tub and it was Harry who had a arm under Draco's and a hand on his chest as Hermione switched from tub to their detachable shower head. Keeping the flow on gentle but firm enough to wash away the filth she worked over the mess as Draco whimpered and started to sob. "Shhh It's ok Draco, it's going to be ok. we're here for you." Harry cooed and rubbed the slimmer mans chest. god, you could see how unwell he'd been eating, his ribs were almost showing and there was no way that was just from two weeks on the streets. Draco had been ignoring his diet clearly for awhile and there was his brief 2 months in prison to take in as well. "Jesus.. " Harry muttered and locked eyes with his wife,She was almost crying as she washed away the filth, and nodded back to him. "I..I..It hurts.." Draco whimpered in a pathetic, mockery of his former tone, and he looked back at Harry, seemingly unable to look at Hermione. "I..Just..Help.." he whimpered like a broken puppy. "we're gonna Draco." Harry promised. "But right now we have to remove your pubic hair. it's lea-" Harry started and Draco happened to look down as Hermione turned the water off and reached for the shaving cream and a razor. "N-No! No razor! get that away from me! you'll cut me!" Draco Howled, suddenly alive and with a power Harry hadn't expected and would of over powered him if his fear fueled power hadn't run out as fast as it had come on. Draco slumped in Harry's arms, panting and weakened and sniffling. "D-Draco what was that about?" Harry asked. "M-My first night on the streets... a.. a big heavy set muggle.. he..he had a razor. said I was going to.. to.. " and Draco whimpered and sobbed., but went on. "Or he'd cut me. I..I was scared and so I..I.." Draco's sobs filled the bathroom and Harry and Hermione were silent in shock. "Draco I.. I'm JUST going to remove your hair down here..so you can get better. NO one i this house will ever make you do THAT." Hermione said in a soft and calming tone. "I..I..Promise?" Draco sniffled. "We will NEVER lie to you Draco, thats a promise." Harry promised. "...I might flinch...I can't help it." Draco said after about 30 seconds. "I'll keep that in mind." Hermione said and then got to work.

With Draco semi cleaned up and shaved, the poor boy still needed a soak and a washing. the tub was washed out and then switch back to the facet and Draco was gently laid down in the tub, on the slant that all tubs have and the water slowly filled the tub as Harry and Hermione exchange looks and squeezed each others hands. they had been told they could never have a baby but here was a boy who needed a set of loving parents in the worse way, never mind he was their age. Noticing how Draco semi flinched around her as she moved in, Hermione stepped back and let Harry wash Draco and get his hair cleaned and then tried to let Draco enjoy the warm water for a bit as she shut off the tap. it was all for naught though as a combination of what he had been though and the hot/warm water had Draco quickly fall asleep in the tub, and it was only her quick movements (Harry had been talking to her, his back to Draco) that kept his head from going under while Harry pulled the plug to drain the water.

Getting Draco out of the water and wrapped up in a soft towel, Harry couldn't help but be amazed at how light Draco was, almost as if he had hollow bones. Carrying him to the makeshift nursery that Hermione and Harry had started before finding out they could never conceive, it was Hermione who took to using a few spells to change the size of the crib and the like while Harry for at least this nappy change set Draco on the plush carpet. Laying out 3 of the soft and thick terry cloth diapers under the sleeping boy, Harry proceeded to coat Draco's butt and crotch with rash cream and followed up with a thick coating of baby powder that made the sleeping blond give a adorable little sneeze. Pinning the nappy's up he got the light blue rubber pants over them with a little bit of trouble and then Hermione was holding up two Onesie's she'd made big enough to fit the adult baby. "What do you think Harry?" She asked held up a one one with a dinosaur print up it and a light blue one with a teddy on the front. "Teddy or dinos?" "oh, teddy for sure." Harry chuckled and they started to get him dressed.

Draco woke up about a hour later, Yawning and rubbing at his eyes. he'd had a crazy dream that he'd run into Harry and Hermione and they had taken him back to their place to make him their big baby. He was a little bit confused on why he was on something so comfortable when the local shelter would of been closed by now and slowly forced his semi gummy eyes to opened and look around. "...On second thought, Maybe that wasn't a weird dream after all.." Draco said in a soft voice. He was in a nursery alright, light green walls and different magical beasts painted on the walls. the carpet was a light brown color and looked very plush and soft and he was in a wooden crib that had been painted white and had a queen sized mattress in it, and a mobile hanging up over head with quidditch players hanging from it, spinning around. the crib had a little activity toy on the run of it, different knobs and the like he could play with and semi mirror in it that let him see his new attire. "Bloody hell..I look like a over sized baby!" Draco squeaked out. before he could take anymore in the door to the Nursery opened and in walked Harry and Hermione. "Now now, watch the potty mouth." Harry scolded with a smirk, wagging a finger. "Oh be nice, He's just a little shocked. I think we can give him some leeway." Hermione said and then leaned over the crib rail. "Do you feel better after your nap little one?" Truth be told he did feel better, and his nether regions weren't as sore as before but still, he was founding himself in a not quite mute shock, but unable to form words and he babbled away before just slowly nodding his head. "S'all right Little guy. I know this is a bit of a shock but trust me, you're gonna love it here." Harry said. "I..Buh...Da?" came Draco's less then witty reply. "well spoken." Hermione giggled and ruffled Draco's hair and gushed as the little guy closed his eye's in bliss and nuzzled into her hand. "OK, that's just adorable." Harry chuckled and Joined Hermione on the crib rail. "Now some basic rules we're gonna need you to follow Draco...Don't worry, they're nothing horrible." Draco opened his eyes at that and gulped nervously, he'd never been all that good at following the rules. "Rule number one: You're not allowed to change your own nappies. I know sometimes it might seem easier for you if you could but that's mine or Hermione's job now. you'll never be left in a soiled nappy any longer then you have to be in it, If I'm busy cooking or the like.All you have to worry about is looking cute" Harry said holding up a finger. "Rule number two:You're no longer allowed to bathe yourself. We were gonna show some leeway with it but after you conked out in the tub earlier, it's just for your safety." Hermione said, holding up two fingers. "Rule number three: we know you're still a grown man with certain needs, but if you feel the need to pleasure yourself let me or mommy know first and we'll give you a little privacy. I don't really wanna walk in on you humping a teddy." Harry said, smirking and holding up three fingers as Draco blushed BIG time at that. "Rule number four: Your to call me and Harry mommy and daddy, or if you have a varmint of those you prefer that's ok. You'll need to get used to it for when we take you out in public as we'll be using a shrinking charm to make you look like a little boy. We could use the charm all the time if you prefer but we both figured that should be your choice to make after you've tried out both sizes." Hermione said and held up four fingers. "And last but not least, Rule number five: Your not to try and feed yourself without permission from mommy or daddy. We want you to relax and enjoy being spoiled. Questions, comments, concerns?" Harry asked and waited. Draco squirmed in his thick nappy, blushing as he listened and then finally found his voice as he did indeed have one question. "W-what happens if I break a rule?" He asked in a small voice and then looking around his crib he spotted a snake stuffie and pulled it to his chest. "Heh.. well first time will be a scolding and likely a time out. second time will be a spanking on your diapered butt and a time out. third time.." And Harry trailed off, but it didn't take a genius to guess the unspoken threat. "I'll be good! I'll be very good!" Draco promised, then paused for a second and a little smirk crossed his face. "You knowwwww Mommy and daddy.. you didn't make swearing against the rules. so I can say fu-" "Don't push it little man. you won't get a spanking for swearing but there's a bar of soap with your name on it." Hermione chuckled. that was met with a muffled poot from Draco who gave a sheepish grin. "Jusssst hada test it you know,." "Mhmm..I can see this is going to be a interesting relationship." Harry said and then both him and Hermione leaned over the crib bars and smooched Draco's cheeks.

The end for now

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attackatosh · 4 years ago

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anyway martin septim is not an old man

so like 99% of this is based on timeline horsery from ONE piece of obscure texts but its not a fucking k*rkbr*de thing so its ok LOL

anyway, in caius cosades’ visit to uriel vii’s tomb, caius says this:

“Who was his mother? Was it that Gemile girl you had put out of the way, right after the Warp in the West?"

the Warp in the West happened at the end of Daggerfall, and according to the uesp:

The Warp in the West (also known as the Miracle of Peace, or the Second Numidian Effect) was a phenomenon which took place between the 9th and 11th of Frostfall in 3E 417

3E 417, and Oblivion starts 3E 433 - Literally only 16 years ago. Obviously, our boy is not 16 goddamn years old, but that doesn’t mean he has to be the old fart fanon/that one Legends card art wants us to think.

if Gemile had to be “put out of the way” after the WITW, i feel like that’s pretty good evidence of bastardly shenanigans afoot - the hard part is placing when on the timeline Martin was actually born. We know from Jauffre that Uriel put Martin in the bastard bin when he was only a baby, and that Jauffre was still an “active” member of the Blades (probably still the Grandmaster, but not vibing at Weynon Priory just yet)

I’ve always seen Jauffre in his early-mid 60s during Oblivion’s events; I could see him in his 40s still being active in the Blades, and taking Martin and raising him as his own (or plopping him in Kvatch somewhere) - at the youngest, a flat 20 years prior to Oblivion.

That said, 20 still feels too young for him, even though that’s kind of as good as I’m going to get with this kind-of-flimsy-but-still-the-hill-i-die-on theory.

I’ve always placed him around 25, the oldest being 28 in one of my old fics from last year.

At the end of the day, I’m just kind of scribbling around looking for reasons to draw a sexy mid-20s Martin bc man.... i like the idea of old man martin but it doesn’t FEEL right to me

#the elder scrolls #elder scrolls #martin septim #mine #t #ok to reblog #feel free to add your own Thoughts these r just mine :]

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freebooter4ever · 4 years ago

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i’ve seen the discussion going back and forth on boundaries and sexual objectification, and i don’t have much to add to the conversation other than to say everyone is allowed to determine their OWN ‘lines’ and just because we don’t vocalize them doesn’t make them any less valid. but here’s the limits i set for my blog if anyone feels it is important for them to know (<3):

personally I consider ‘characters’ fair game for anything goes, with ‘public personas’ a little more iffy. ‘RPF’ isn’t new - it just takes on a new more accessible/visible form nowadays. i remember reading my first fic about a ‘real person’ back in my LOTR fandom days - it was a story in first person perspective about the main character meeting orlando bloom on a plane before he was ‘famous’. like a lot of these types of stories, it wasnt so much about the person as it was about the meet cute. the actor was just a convenient placeholder with a handsome face and some personality quirks thrown in to make the romance/dialogue more specific. i personally dont read much xReader fic nowadays, but mostly only cause i’m an old fart who can’t relate to the ‘you’ format. i miss the good old days when people actually created OC’s and then inserted them into things LOL. but also LOL if you think i’ve gone an entire year of quarantine without some imagined personal fantasies of joe mazzello (or steve aoki in the years before)(ramilicious can attest to this. she can also attest to most of these fantasies ending in friendship rather than anything explicit cause that’s just how i roll these days lol). the line i draw is i would never post these types of fics in a place where the subject could accidentally find them - you have to go looking for this stuff on tumblr, most fics are given explicit ratings and under read-mores. with the blacklist tags it’s pretty easy to filter things out. its even easier to add filters to ao3 searches. i am NOT going to do something like message steve aoki and say ‘yeah i watched that movie Ibiza like five times, here is my 1k fic where you’re the dj and i’m the one night stand’. but obviously people still enjoy imagining scenarios like these otherwise movies like Ibiza wouldn’t exist?

for art, i consider anything already on display up for grabs, we all know a certain person’s ass is all over the place...all you have to do is google ‘need for speed’ and rami’s name. HOWEVER, in the case of actors i personally would not draw anything more explicit than what’s already there. i’m not gonna draw full frontal nudity for rami (unless he gifts us with it in a movie, i suppose) or anyone. this is 100% a personal choice for me.

i was a sophomore or junior in college when i volunteered as a figure drawing monitor where i’d time the nude model’s poses and help them set up the stage and lighting and such. there was this one guy in his mid forties probably, a regular who came every week, and i always thought of him fondly till one day (the day after i ran into my Hot Programming TA during dinner and later sent him an email begging him to go on a date with me because i was desperate for kissing experience)(and Hot Programming TA emailed me back within minutes saying yes) this artist guy who i saw all the time and thought i knew fairly well, decided to draw me instead of the model. which would have been fine except he drew me naked. i was NOT naked at the time, i was wearing a shirt, and a bra, and a full prairie skirt with alternating calico and floral patterns. he drew what he imagined was underneath all that. he came up to me after the figure drawing session and showed me his drawings and told me i had been ‘glowing’ and my response was to laugh it off awkwardly and get the hell out of there as soon as i gave the model their pay check. but inwardly i was thinking a) i was NOT glowing for this creepy man twice my age and b) i did NOT give him consent to sexualize my body under my clothes and then SHOW me that objectification. i never said anything to him or anything else, i continued to be the monitor, and i continued to field off creepy advances from him including multiple job offers, but when i finally realized i could just...stop..and i passed the student volunteer monitor job on to my friend naeem, i also realized that what that older male artist did was NOT ok in my book. and it was probably not something he would do while naeem was monitoring.

nowadays im working in an industry that regularly objectifies female bodies. in the past year alone i have had to deal with requests to make breasts bigger, i have been given character rigs that in addition to the usual elbow, knee, and spine joints also have ‘nipple’ joints but ONLY for the women (to make them jiggle for animation), every time i send out a female pose i get it back with notes that push it further into the sexy type of body language reserved for women (twist the spine more! sway the back more! give it ‘energy!’), i have been told to erase wrinkles and fat and pores but ONLY for the women (men you ADD pores bc realism! and manliness!) and this is all me working for a company that is actually fairly progressive in terms of sexism compared to OTHER studios.

like it or not, sexual objectification is a huge part of specifically women’s lives and how we react to that is our business. for me, turning the tables and putting men on display feels like fair’s fair. i cant stop the men from doing it, so if i want to enjoy sexualizing male bodies, damn it im gonna! like dang it, boy do i want to send steve aoki a thank you note every time he posts a video of himself doing those ice baths during the sunset golden hour bc holy shit gorgeous or working out in his gym wearing VERY little clothes, but i dont because i know what its like when someone imposes their personal fantasies on the subject. or, god, there was that time i had to unfollow nicole’s insta for a while bc i had a very explicit dream about her and realized, shit, i need to take a break and get my emotions under control before i can refollow. and god some of the stuff i see dudes sending her during her live videos on mental illness/meditation is TOTALLY gross and not something they should be confronting her with. and she’s not even ‘famous’ famous. or how some fans send their idols explicit direct messages without consent. THAT feels inappropriate to me.

a part of me feels like i shouldn’t have to defend this. men don’t. they’re even encouraged in mass media to sexualize women. but i also recognize the importance of talking about consent. the importance of recognizing that a celebrity deserves to have their boundaries respected. these are my lines in fandom. other people have different lines they won’t cross, and that’s okay to me. i block or blacklist any blogs or tags i think go over the top.

heck, even in fandom-only spaces i still try to keep my own more sexual fantasies off this blog and only in private messages with my friends and mutuals, and i feel like that might come across as unintentionally prudish or judgmental sometimes. i’m not ‘horny on main’ very often. but like...every time i reblog that particular ‘washing machine’ gif of joe mazzello am i thinking about him naked and thinking about how he’s got very loooooong feet, and ‘gee i wonder if that means /other/ things are Too Big for my tastes’ but also ‘gosh wouldnt that make a pretty picture to draw’???? hell yeah.

i dont know who is gonna actually read this essay but yolo i guess :)

#journal shit

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rpmemesbyarat · 4 years ago

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RP meme lines from r/nocontext Reddit

Does [Name] oil his balls? Grease them perhaps?

Man having a backup mom is the best, especially if it’s an infested one.

So, all I've learned is "foot under the door" = do you have something I can put inside me?

Imagine how bad the baby's ass must feel.

Had boiled babies in their skins with Irish butter yesterday and it was grand.

I was very impressed with the bulletproof backpacks for infants.

Yeah, even if shit doesn’t flow, streaks of liquid on the surface could go a long way.

Sadly it would only work if the knob was dead center, but it's usually not.

She shrieked after being sodomized by the extending Rolls Royce hood ornament.

Imagine going in a cave totally dark, you turned on the light of you phone and you see a bunch of elephants licking a wall.

You guide it in with your thumb.

People can bend over and use their mouth at the same time.

It is much more satisfying seeing baby pandas die.

I am trying to escape the retirement home, but I am dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks is alerting the nurses.

There’s gotta be over $2000 in dildo on that bull.

I'm on my knees and elbows and facing away, I don't want to get shockwaved up the ass.

I've never had a problem with the cold or heat, I just eat beans 24/7.

The animals know that the only way to get rid of humans completely was through mass genocide.

My balls can be stretched to chalk board size so I'm shaving em up before my exams.

Eating out is the best way to mitigate a weak pound.

This is good necrophilia.

He's really just a wholesome mashup of Ward Cleaver and the Death Star.

I'm just imagining slo-mo shots of uterine lining dramatically trailing across the cabin.

PUT IT BACK IN! PUT IT BACK IN!

Ah yes, I too impregnate my peers by ejaculating viral sperm through my facial orifices.

He probably has some penis related issues with capitalism.

I'm gonna live to 150, then die on this zipline just to prove you wrong.

One thing a fetus and a carrot both have in common is that they crunch when you take a bite.

Being ping ponged is an acceptable form of death.

We should start making airplanes out of squirrels.

The average person contains enough calories to sustain another average person for about a month. If we were to convert a few hundred million people into sausages, we might have enough to make a pretty substantial difference.

Then best case scenario is you beat up a severely mentally handicapped sixteen year old when you were four, which is a bizarre flex.

All the people of the world should agree to fart together at the same time so that Christmas can last forever.

Well, you can just once if you don't get caught. If you smack and run should be ok.

It's a good memory technique to remember that Prague is located in the armpit of Europe.

I'm glad people are sane enough to realize that dead bodies are at least a little bit more sexy than spiders.

Let's face it there's only so much child labor can do for skateboarding.

That's why I'm known around here for my pollo con herpes.

It can't be helped, we gotta tattoo a baby. We just gotta know.

I mean, that's a bargain. That's only 83 cents per kid.

It's like a little flesh kite, but cute.

Eventually fucking other dudes will be the only thing straight guys don’t see as gay.

What are ravens if not just the beef of the sky?

Excuse me while I tongue my nose hole to find out if I'm leaking brain juice.

#rp meme #rp memes #rp starters #roleplay memes #roleplay meme #roleplay starters #reddit #nocontext

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spikebhm · 4 years ago

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❌ ✔️ 💗 💞 🌓 🧸 🏃‍♀️ 🦸 ↩️

So I asked a few...

👀 Yes. Yes you did. That’s quite the assignment! Are you per chance a teacher that likes to torture kids with loads of homework before the weekend? LOL Ok, let’s get those joints loose, nice cup of lemon tea and here. we. go! ❌ = What feedist related kinks do you not enjoy? A disclaimer: Even though I don’t like a kink doesn’t mean I disagree with you and your feelings towards a certain topic. Everyone is free to do what they want and express themselves but please approach everyone with the same respect as I would do. Thank you. ♥ I tend to dislike most of the ones that have something in common with lack of hygiene, inflation type stuff (atlhough I bloat often times when I overeat on pastries and then chug down a soda), unnatural type of weight gain like through padding (even if it is convincing!) or digestive sounds. A belly gurgling or someone swallowing heavily is one thing (and I do like it) but burps and farting aren’t sexy at all to me! Also health-play is something that makes me scuttle away under a cupboard because I am a bit of a fainter lol. D: Like not being able to see my own blood. My brain is weird. (I know that seeing blood is not part of the thing but anything about body disfunctionality is just kinda eeeeeh to me!) ✔️ = What feedist related kinks (force feeding, vore, inflation, etc) do you enjoy? Ooooh, that is a looong, looong list. Over the years of lurking and exposure, I refined my taste to “almost anything that surrounds feedism.” I love force feeding, belly rubs, STRETCHMARKS, rapid wg, immobility (love me a blob on occasion 😩), being uncomfortably full, public stuffing and teasing, approval and praise, FUNNEL FEEDING ... Fat shaming and exercise + ex-athlete, denial of weight gain, TIGHT CLOTHES, mutual and contrast are both super endearing to me, squashing ... Oh and BELLY BUTTONS. Especially the squished ones. And deep ones. Oh lord, the deep ones! 🥵 💗 = Do you prefer a slender or larger feeder/partner? No preference! Slim, Fit, Average, Chubby, Fat, Obese - All good in my book! 💞 = Do you prefer soft belly worship or rough belly play? I would say I’m 70% on the soft belly worship but if the chemistry is right, the consent is there with lots of trust, I can have my belly played rough with ♥ 🌓 = Do you prefer to be a submissive feedee or a dominant feedee? I prefer to be the submissive type for sure. Although I can be bratty and of course use my body to get what I want, I almost always prefer to be the submissive feedee as I tend to blush quickly, turning myself into a flustered mess of a bear lol. 🧸 = What's your favorite way to soothe a stuffed tummy? Aaah, I developed a lot of techniques over the years to get my tummy soothed and found some helpful things to help the process. Whenever I’m too full to move, I give it my best shot to stand up. Whenver I sit down, my stomach is bunched up and by standing up I feel a lot of relief. I also like to take a shower after a stuffing - the feeling of water on my skin takes my mind away. If I have an upset stomach, I will take a tea spoon of iberoghast. It helps with digestion and immediately soothes my tummy aches. Also, belly rubs and playing with my hair is a good method I found out to help me a lot. Also makes me more hungry too - truly a vicious cycle from which I know no escape from! 🏃‍♀️ = Is there anything you used to do that is harder now that you've gained weight? Oh wow, yeah. I don’t have a drivers license and whenever I need to do groceries, I have to go out and go to the market by walking. Now that in itself is no problem, I like physical activities. But the problem is, if you are as fat as me, going up a hill to get to the super market is so incredibly ardeous. I feel like carrying bags of groceries up the hill to the market and back lol. So yeah, that became difficult. Also I get out of breath easily now when I do laundry as I live in the topmost part of a very old building and my washing machine and dryer are all the way down in the basement and there is no elevator. 🦸 = Who's your favorite superhero? Why? Oh snap! What a cool question to ask. I will divide the question into two parts, one will be a more western look and the other part will be a more eastern look at a super hero! So, my favourite western hero is probably Captain America. I love to see a struggling hero from a different time, to fight for something that lost its meaning over the time he was frozen. I loved this characters depiction in all the Marvel Movies, Captain America: Winter Soldier is still my favourite superhero movie ever. Just a heads up: I’m a HUGE weeb. Like, incredibly so. I don’t watch that much anime and manga as I did before but my heart is still with all these great animations and amazingly fun stories and characters. My favourite eastern hero is probably a tie between Kouta Kazuraba aka Kamen Rider Gaim and Shinnosuke Tomari aka Kamen Rider Drive. Both of them had some very satisfying arcs in both of their stories in which they played their parts. Kouta had to realize that becoming an adult meant more then taking responsibility for your owns actions. The way he progressed in the story to understand his role in the greater scheme of things was very inspirational. On the other hand, Tomari faced a traumatizing event and had a hard time to find “a drive” to move on with his life. It was interesting to see a superhero with a depression and how he handles his daily “up’s” and “down’s”. ↩️ = If you could have one "do-over" in life, what would it be? I think I would make my parents listen to me what I have to say. Yeah. That would’ve been helpful with a lot of things! Thank you SO so much for the questions! I think I deserve a nice snack break. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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sebastianshaw · 4 years ago

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Meme lines from r/nocontext Reddit

Does [Name] oil his balls? Grease them perhaps?

Man having a backup mom is the best, especially if it’s an infested one.

So, all I've learned is "foot under the door" = do you have something I can put inside me?

Imagine how bad the baby's ass must feel.

Had boiled babies in their skins with Irish butter yesterday and it was grand.

I was very impressed with the bulletproof backpacks for infants.

Yeah, even if shit doesn’t flow, streaks of liquid on the surface could go a long way.

Sadly it would only work if the knob was dead center, but it's usually not.

She shrieked after being sodomized by the extending Rolls Royce hood ornament.

Imagine going in a cave totally dark, you turned on the light of you phone and you see a bunch of elephants licking a wall.

You guide it in with your thumb.

People can bend over and use their mouth at the same time.

It is much more satisfying seeing baby pandas die.

I am trying to escape the retirement home, but I am dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks is alerting the nurses.

There’s gotta be over $2000 in dildo on that bull.

I'm on my knees and elbows and facing away, I don't want to get shockwaved up the ass.

I've never had a problem with the cold or heat, I just eat beans 24/7.

The animals know that the only way to get rid of humans completely was through mass genocide.

My balls can be stretched to chalk board size so I'm shaving em up before my exams.

Eating out is the best way to mitigate a weak pound.

This is good necrophilia.

He's really just a wholesome mashup of Ward Cleaver and the Death Star.

I'm just imagining slo-mo shots of uterine lining dramatically trailing across the cabin.

PUT IT BACK IN! PUT IT BACK IN!

Ah yes, I too impregnate my peers by ejaculating viral sperm through my facial orifices.

He probably has some penis related issues with capitalism.

I'm gonna live to 150, then die on this zipline just to prove you wrong.

One thing a fetus and a carrot both have in common is that they crunch when you take a bite.

Being ping ponged is an acceptable form of death.

We should start making airplanes out of squirrels.

Then best case scenario is you beat up a severely mentally handicapped sixteen year old when you were four, which is a bizarre flex.

All the people of the world should agree to fart together at the same time so that Christmas can last forever.

Well, you can just once if you don't get caught. If you smack and run should be ok.

It's a good memory technique to remember that Prague is located in the armpit of Europe.

I'm glad people are sane enough to realize that dead bodies are at least a little bit more sexy than spiders.

Let's face it there's only so much child labor can do for skateboarding.

That's why I'm known around here for my pollo con herpes.

It can't be helped, we gotta tattoo a baby. We just gotta know.

I mean, that's a bargain. That's only 83 cents per kid.

It's like a little flesh kite, but cute.

Eventually fucking other dudes will be the only thing straight guys don’t see as gay.

What are ravens if not just the beef of the sky?

Excuse me while I tongue my nose hole to find out if I'm leaking brain juice.

#meme #starter #rp starters #rp meme #roleplay memes #roleplay meme #roleplay starters #my meme #my memes #my starters #okay to reblog

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haikyuuscreaming · 4 years ago

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hi can i request you and atsumu and bokuto getting stuck in fazbears pizza at night and then they get possessed and turn into golden freddy and springtrap and u fuck? tysm i love ur blog❤️

ur so sweet yes ofc!!! thank u for the request i usually dont take them but this was such a good concept <3

atsumu x reader x bokuto in fazbears pizza

“guys i am so nervous,” u whisepedr as u surveyed the tiny office u were trapped in. “that phone guy on the phone was pretty scary....i dont wanna get stuffed!!!”“its ok babe” atwsumu rolled his eyes and flipped thru the security cams “were gonna be fine. that old phone dude was just tryna scare us bc of those freaky ass animatroncis

“dont woryr !!!!” bokuto beamed from beside u as he started jamming the door buttons for no fuckign reason. “thisll be juuussttt fine”

“no wtf bokut o uidiot!!” u slapped bokutos thick asscheeks because wtf why is he jamming the doors...u guys r at 30% battery now and its only 2am!!!! “stop jamming the doors!!!! we r gonna die stupid:\”

“hey dont call him srupid” atsumu said lowly and omg u watched as his eyes turned dark, void of light except for the glowing pupil in the middle of each socket. u were so shicked that u turned to bokuto, about to cry 4 help n point out atsumus weird af robot transofrmation, but just as atsuum was morphing into a rusted golden rabbit, bokuto was turning into some weird mf bear

“omg bokuto atsumu wtf are u guys doing!!!” u screamed but it was too late....ur two boyrfinds were now animatronics. atsumu sprouted two hugeass golden bubnny ears n was completely turned into a robot bunny springlock suit, while boktuyo was a a twicthing golden bear suit on the floor

“yeah ur so sexy” atsumusprintgtrap whiserped as he started to fuck u in the ass ,ur body rpessed against the desk of the office. bokutogoldenfreddy put his weird robot dick against ur mouth n u sucked his cock hapiply

they fucked u n bonni eand chica and freddy n foxy watcehd fro outside bc they were too scared to ask wtf was going on sigh and then atsumuspringtrap came inside of u bc his cock was os big and then u choked on bokutogoldenfreddys dick because it was very big too n they both came inside of the respective holes it was really hot n then u farted so the cum bubbled out of ur asshole and atsukuspringtrap said “omg no u r so disgusting” so then bokutogoldenfreddy killed u for farting n then they stuffed u in a catgirl animatronic suit so u guys could fuck as robots forever

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krokonoko · 4 years ago

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Mike/Nacho! My bae drew mike dressed in a sexy cat costume all prepared for Nacho for my birthday but she said that she doesn't understand this ship at all and it s making me all sad, I need your help man :((

The insolence! Never fear, I am here to explain the beauty that is Vargatraut to the nonbelievers.

When I started shipping them: It was probably one of these ships were I always knew I could ship it, but I was too busy with my gajilion other BrBa/BCS ships to really get into it a lot? Cuz their interactions are just the best, and it’s just the kinda shit I go for. But then I read Stucco and Warm Light, the Taste of Toothpaste by @nerv-s and it just blew me away SO hard that it immediately made Mike/Nacho rise to the top of my shipping list.

My thoughts: Ok wait I made a really good post about it a while ago lemme link it real quick.

What makes me happy about them: Nacho’s extremely bitchy attitude towards Mike even though all Mike does is give him excellent advise, time and time again. I’m not sure whether it’s entitlement that Nacho has towards Mike, or a borderline romantic amount of trust. And the fact that Mike caves in every single time and helps him sort out his messes is just 👌

What makes me sad about them: I fear Nacho might turn into a figurative damsel for Mike to save, and I would. Not like that a lot.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: Can’t think of a single thing that would annoy me about these two in fic.

Things I look for in fanfic: Hot old man dick. Lmao no sorry it’s getting kinda late but yeah uhm just read Nerves’ fic it’s really good! Got all that good angst AND smut you could ask for.

My wishlist: Aaah I’m so torn, on the one hand I really want them to have lots of interaction again, on the other hand I’m so scared Mike will just bail Nacho’s butt out all by himself and effectively take away agency from Nacho againnnn! Can’t I have both, empowered Nacho AND Vargatraut?

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: For Nacho, the dozen goddamn other characters I ship him with. For Mike: Gus, Jimmy, and Jesse~

My happily ever after for them: Jesus my brain has turned into scrambled eggs by now, here I was for a second, honestly thinking there was a possibility for these two to fuck off to Alaska or Canada together lmaoo Ok look. The Vargatraut shipper in me wants Mike to help Nacho escape and for Nacho to live the rest of his life knowing that the only reason he’s still kicking is this old fart from ABQ. The other part is still insisting on Nacho not getting away that easily. But it would still be hella romantic!

#Vargatraut #Nacho Varga #Mike Ehrmantraut #Better Call Saul #BrBa BCS #patrocle #ask

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bella-spil · 4 years ago

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The Plan

You tell Bucky about Peter’s plan(follow up to “sharing the secret: Nat)

Bucky x female reader

Warnings: Fluff

Word Count: 1.5k

You and Bucky head back to his room after talking with Nat. As you walk back, you hear him cursing under his breath about how annoying she was, and you giggle. You knew he loved Nat like a sister, an extremely irritating one. You thought of watching a movie with him. Or just to cuddle to sleep in his arms, but you knew you had to tell him about Peter's idea. Or else, Peter might do it without your confirmation.

"Buck?" you ask as you and Bucky settle on your bed under the covers.

"Yeah doll?" he asks as he wraps his arm around you.

"I have a quick question for you."

"Yeah sure. What's up, doll?"

"When I told Peter about us earlier, he-" Bucky cut you off as soon as he heard Peter's name.

"Oh no," he sighs with his head buried in his hand. "What did the Spider ling do?"

You roll your eyes at him, but then let out a soft chuckle while Bucky gives you that mischievous look of his.

"Nothing bad don't worry," you reassure him. "He actually had a pretty good idea."

"Wow, that's a first," Bucky says while brushing his long hair out of his face.

You roll your eyes at him, but continue. "He said that tomorrow, everyone is getting back from Wakanda, so that might be a good time to tell everyone."

Bucky is a little shocked at first and raises an eyebrow at you. "Oh, that soon? I thought you wanted to wait a little, doll."

"I know, but I realized I'm not very tight lipped, and everyone will be fine with us together, so what's the harm in hiding it from everyone?"

"I know you aren't tight lipped," Bucky flirts, biting his lip and eyeing your lips with hunger. You can't help but blush uncontrollably and bite your lip. "You sure you wanna tell everyone though?"

"Yeah, I'm sure," you answer, still having butterflies in your stomach from his gase. "You wanna tell everyone right? We don't have to if you don't want to."

Bucky looks into your soul with those steel blue eyes of his. They shine so bright, they look like two little suns. "Yes, I'm cool with it. I just wanna make sure you are 100% sure telling the team."

You smile back at him and realize how caring and compassionate he is. Another reason why he is the best boyfriend in the world. The Winter Soldier wasn’t a mindless assassin. He was cute and kind and loving. He was also extremely sexy, with his deep, lust-filled voice and his strong, protective body. There were so many reasons you loved him, you could write a whole story about it.

"Thanks Bucky," you say. Then you lean over to him and plant a kiss on his cheek. "Peter also said that after we tell everyone we can play a game."

Bucky gets confused and raises an eyebrow at you. "Oh, what game is that?"

"Cards against humanity," you answer. "You do know that game right, or are you too old?" you tease.

He laughs at your joke and rolls his eyes. "Yeah I know it." Then, he starts to smile. It turned into a full out cackle. You are very confused as he was laughing at nothing.

"Bucky, you good?" you ask.

"Yeah," he wheezes. "I just realized how much Steve doesn't know." You both laugh, knowing how true this was. "Who is gonna be there again?"

"Oh, it's me, you, Peter, Tony, Steve, Sam, Nat, Clint, Wanda and Vision." you reply.

"That's a lot of people for that game," he says. “How’s that gonna work?”

"Don't worry, me and Peter got that covered," you assure him. "We came up with teams of two and team names."

"Do I want to know?" he asked, scared of what was going to come out of your mouth next.

"I think you might, one of the team names you will definitely enjoy," you reply with a smile stretching across your face.

"Ok tell me, Y/N."

"The first team is me and you: the Lovebirds."

"Wow," he smiles. "How original, who's next?"

"Peter and Tony are the Student and Master."

"Next?" Bucky asks, interested to see where this will lead.

"Wanda and Vision are next. They are the Power Couple."

"Wait," Bucky cuts you off. "Why are they called that? I mean I get the couple part but why that?"

You roll your eyes at him. You thought the team name was easy enough to understand, but Bucky proves you wrong. The team name was so self explanatory, and Bucky was stooping to Drax’s level of intelligence.

You once met the Guardians of the Galaxy during a FaceTime call. Bucky was staring at the raccoon known as Rocket the whole time and you had no idea why. He eyed the alien with such a level of intensity and force that it made your heart flutter.

After the call, you asked Bucky why he hated the raccoon. He explained how Rocket and him were cornered by hundreds of Thanos’ soldiers and. Then he went on to explain how he picked up Rocket by the back of his jacket and spun around in circles. They were able to effectively eliminate all of the soldiers, but after they had a weird conversation.

~~~

“How much for the arm?” Rocket asked.

“Not for sale,” Bucky replied, trying to focus on the battle and not banter.

“How much for the arm then?” Rocket asked.

Bucky then looked at Rocket with confusion and annoyance. Then he walked away from the raccoon with a huff.

“Oh, I’ll get that arm,” Rocket smirks as Bucky walked away.

~~~

"Because they are really powerful," you sigh. Bucky then thinks for a second, but then realizes what the name means.

"Ohh...," he realized. "I get it now. I had a brain fart, sorry."

"It's fine, we all have that," you chuckle. "Next is Steve and Nat, the Spys. You get that one, right?" you ask mockingly.

He rolls his eyes at you, annoyed. "Yes." he frowns, but playfully.

"This one is the best, you ready?" you ask prepared for a full out cackle.

"Oh yeah," he confirms.

"Sam and Clint are the last team and the team name is," you pause, for dramatic effect. "The Birdbrains."

Just as you expect, Bucky is like a hyena, cackling and wiping tears off of his face. At one point, he rolled off the bed and onto the floor. You freak out, but try to stop yourself from laughing at him. You look at him, on a ball on the ground, still laughing like a five year old.

“Oh my god!” you scream as he is still roaring with laughter. “Are you ok?”

He is barely able to form a sentence as he sits up. “I’m-I’m fine, doll.”

“C’mon,” you wine. “Get back up here or I’m gonna get cold.”

He gets up slowly to piss you off, and it works. You grab him by the neckline of his shirts. You give him an eager kiss. When you break apart, he gives you a genuine smile and you happily return it.

“Tomorrow is going to be fun,” he said.

“Promise me we won’t lose?” you ask.

“I promise, doll,” he replied. He takes his metal hand and grabs your hand. He uses it to cross his heart, and you melt at his compassion.

“In the meantime,” you continue. “Wanna watch a movie?”

You and Bucky snuggle up together on your bed as you prepare the TV. Your head rested on his left shoulder. Even though it was a little uncomfortable with the metal, you didn’t care. Bucky rested his head on top of yours and wrapped his arms around you as if you were a build-a-bear. His actions melted your heart and it made you cushion yourself into him even more.

As you are flipping through Netflix for any movies, none of them catch your eyes and same can be said for Bucky. Then you guys decide to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender because you both agree the movie version is trash. The rest of the night is filled by your laughter.

Bucky is still watching the show when he realized you were sound asleep in his arms. He softly brushed your hair with his fingers and grazed his fingers against your cheeks. He turned off the TV and layed on the bed, still holding you tight against him.

“Love you, Y/N.” he whispered. “I’m with you till the end of the line, doll.”

Then you heard him snoring into your shoulder. He never knew you weren’t actually asleep and hearing him say those words to you, even though you weren’t fully awake, made you smile. As you started to go to sleep, you imagined your life with Bucky and everything that would come in the future.

Let's say you had many dreams about him, and some of them were very...well... intimate.

#bucky x you #bucky fic #bucky barnes #reader #bucky fucking barnes #fanfic #love #fandom #marvel #avengers #winter solider x you

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