I’m never gonna get over Loki, the literal god of mischief, fixing his jacket and smoothing out his hair only to stumble over his words like an idiot when he needs to talk to a middle aged single dad who sells jet skis for a living
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Vampire Misunderstanding
So! Danny got adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he doesn't know that Bruce is the Batman. He is just supernaturally oblivious to all things Batman related going on in the House.
But he does notice that Bruce leaves home a lot at night, that he doesn't like to go out in the day and often has his parties at night, and once or twice he's caught Bruce with a bit if blood still splattered on his cheek.
So he comes to the only plausible conclusion. Bruce is a Vampire.
He starts trying to hint at the fact that he knows, but doesn't want to just go out and say it. What if Bruce reacts negatively to him knowing? He's dealt with enough Supernatural Beings to know that they don't like other people (and especially other supernatural beings) intruding on their lives.
So Danny decided to subtly hint at it.
He started asking questions like "So hypothetically, how would you deal with having a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?" Or "So if you had very sensitive skin that could sunburn extremely easily, how much cloud cover would you need to go outside?" And "So what's your opinion on a High-Iron Diet?"
Basically just tossing out questions and trying to Guage Bruce's reaction.
He thinks he's doing a good job!
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Bruce is certain that he has adopted a Vampire.
Danny is a good kid, but he has a few oddities that are hard to ignore.
For one, his skin is constantly Ice Cold, but he never seens to be bothered by it. As if he was an Undead that didn't require Body Heat anymore.
He also seems to like Hanging out in the Graveyard outside, and when asked about it he says that he is comforted by the place. Just like the Vampires he has met in the past, who feel comfortable when surrounded by Death.
And of course the biggest reason for suspicion is the fact that Danny seems to be hinting at it to him.
He keeps asking stuff like "How would you deal with a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?", probably trying to hint that he is a Vampire who can't eat Garlic, or asking about easy to sunburn skin, saying that he is probably not a Daywalker.
Bruce hopes Danny will just come clean about it soon, he doesn't want to intrude upon the kid when he is so obviously nervous about how he will react.
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Regulus *running away from James* : I can't marry you YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!!!
James *running after him* : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO NICE TO ME!!
James: I'LL BE LESS NICE!
Regulus: YOUR GIFTS ARE TOO SPECIFIC!
James: I'LL GET YOU A GIFT CARD??
Regulus: UGH!! *keeps sprinting away*
James *following him* : I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO NOT HURT YOU
Regulus *sobbing while running* : YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE!
James: WE'LL WORK ON THAT IN THERAPY!
Regulus: NO! I CAN'T DO IT... MY BROTHER LIKES YOU TOO MUCH!
James: FINE I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!
Regulus: NO! NO..YOU'RE...YOU'RE TOO IN LOVE WITH ME!!
James: SO ARE YOU!
Regulus *stops and turns to him* : WHAT??
James:
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO COMMITTED TO ME!
James: FINE WE CAN BE POLY!
Regulus: WHAT?!?!
James: I MEAN YOU. YOU CAN BE POLY!
Regulus:
Regulus: FINE! *starts running again*
James *out of breath* : babe..wait..
Regulus: ARE YOU NOT RUNNING AFTER ME-
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Sirius *smirking* : I'm gonna show this to their firstborn
Remus: Padfoot put the camera down-
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i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?
in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home
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