#but he doesn't know that

[orangesand-lemons-234]

Anyways, just thinking about Racetrack Higgins on Christmas Eve. Albert and JoJo are already fast asleep on his both his shoulders, a sugar crash having hit them long ago, leaving the boy with his thoughts alone. Thinking about how somewhere out there, his parents are celebrating.

Maybe together, maybe with others. Maybe they aren't even celebrating Christmas at all. Maybe they're celebrating the first night of Hanukkah, like the Jacob's. But he knows they're out there. Wherever they are, or who they're with, or what they're celebrating, they have to be out there.

One day, he'll find them. He already has it planned. He and Al will save up a bunch of money and go out looking for them, and they'll find them right in time for Christmas so he can celebrate with them again.

He doesn't remember his last Christmas with them- he was just two years old, of course he doesn't remember anything. He just knows that the nuns found him on the doorstep of the Church, only a few months after JoJo was left in the same place.

But that's an adventure for his future self. For now, he's sat in the Lodge House with his current family, eating a leftover biscuit from the nuns and highly excited for whatevers ahead.

[slay-the-heroine]

I don't know... This feels... Wrong.

The Narrator:

Sigh. Yes, it may feel wrong, but that only means you have a good sense of morals. Killing anyone may feel wrong, but I assure you, it is for the greater good.

The Narrator:

That being said, there isn't a moment to waste. The world needs you to save it.

>>>

[melorambles]

in defense of Jin Zixuan, if my examples for being a married Sect Leader were Wen Rouhan (questionable), Jiang Fengmian and Madame Yu (OOF), or Jin Guangshan and Madame Jin (shuddering, crying, throwing up), I also would not be interested in marriage.

And, if the only things I knew about my future spouse were her parents are Jiang Fengmian (openly favors someone widely rumored to be his bastard child, blandest most useless response to anything only beaten out by Sect Leader Yao) and Madame Yu (the openly angrier version of your own mother, probably should have been sect leader in her own right), and her siblings are Jiang Cheng (smaller version of his mother, stressed all the time) and Wei Wuxian (who keeps trying to get himself kicked out of the Cloud Recesses by being more and more shameless), I wouldn't necessarily be open to getting to know her.

[empressgeekt]

Trolls - Chuck AU

No one is going to read this post but what the heck!

For everyone who doesn't know, Chuck was a T.V show that aired in the early 2000s, it's spy thriller with a lot of office comedy, where a retail worker is suddenly sucked into the world secret mission and lies when a government computer program is downloaded into his head on accident. I highly recommend it. It's available on HBO Max, please watch it.

The Au opens with, Creek sneaking into a government facility and downloading a computer program, known as the Intersect. The alarms go off, and suddenly Creek is blowing up the room and trying to escape. He makes it outside but is gunned down by one John Dory. In his "last" moments, Creek emails the downloaded data to a trusted civilian friend....Poppy.

Poppy is currently living, not her best life. She's works in technology retail, as an member of the local BuyMore's NerdHerd, after getting thrown out of Standford, by her ex...Creek. She lives with her sister, Viva, and Clay her boyfriend, who are both successful doctors. Clay and Viva are currently trying to play matchmakers to get Poppy out of her slump, by inviting their co-workers/friends to Poppy's Birthday party. Meanwhile Cooper, Poppy's bestfriend and co-worker, is trying to sneak the birthday girl out the back door. The Party is a bust, and the sisters have a heart-to-heart over it. By the end of the night, Cooper and Poppy are playing video games together, and then Poppy gets the email from Creek. After sending Cooper home, Poppy opens the email, and all of the data gets downloaded in to her head. From this point forward anytime that she sees or hear something that is related to the information in her head, she gets a flash of government secrets. Poppy has her first flash, when in the shower while listening to the radio.

On the spy side of things, two organizations, NSA and CIA, are left to scramble after Creek stole all of their secret intel. They (I'm thinking Essence and Quincy would be in charge of all this) locate poppy, who they think is Creek's accomplice, each spy ring put their best on the case as they both want to control Poppy. NSA puts John Dory on the case, while CIA puts their Agent Branch. Sure, the whole situation is a ticking time bomb due to the tension between the brothers, but the situation should be handled quickly (key word should).

Branch takes an offensive approach to the situation. He walks into the BuyMore, charm turned up to 11, and flirts with Poppy, much to her shock. He's not fully convinced that she's a cutthroat spy, especially after watching her help a little girl and her dad. However, Quincy tells him to push forward. So, he breaks into her apartment in an attempt to steal her computer. It fails when Poppy and Cooper come to the apartment earlier then expected. So, he's forced to move forward with a romance plan. He eventually charmed a date out of her.

Poppy comes home with the news of the date, with excitement. She and Viva prep normally, while Branch prepares for anything with knives and poisons. Date starts out as normal, and Poppy tries to keep it that way, by ignoring the flashes she has on the news and other triggers. However, when they go dancing, Branch notices that John Dory is making his move, with his own capture team. Branch takes out the team, and gets away in a car chase all while revealing almost everything to Poppy about the Spy world and Creek. The chase ended on the roof with John cornering them at gun point where Poppy comes clean about the email and flashes. This leads to her explaining that what the visions are telling her is that there's a bomb in nearby hotel that will kill several members of government if it isn't stopped.

Long story short, Poppy defuses the bomb, and NSA and CIA are forced to work together on this operation due to the sensitivity of it. This leads to rising tensions between, John and Branch as they don't trust each other due to current and past events, Clay too. He knows all about the spy stuff due to it being the family business, but he wanted no part of it, and cut contact with his brothers (except Bruce) for it. And he doesn't want Viva or Poppy involved at all. However, he has to just accept that Poppy is apart of this dangerous world, at least until the Intersect is out of her head.

As the next five years pass, things change and Poppy becomes a fully fledge Spy and her relationship with Branch would move beyond just a cover, VIva and Clay marry and have a little girl, and more family secrets would be revealed as Peppy would've been one of the creators of Intersect Program.

Of course these roles aren't completely solid. I've figured out ways to make it, as Branch being the one who got the intersect, and whays for Clay to be that one. The Poppy is the intersect one, that has made to most sense so far.

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So, that's my rambling on this idea, watch the Chuck Series, seriously you'll have a fun ride. It's basically a show for nerds who like gun fights. If you have any questions, on this Au or any of my others, feel free to message me. Peace Ya'll!

[sharpsuite]

" if you think you're going to work like this, you better think again. " / chishiya

↳ CARING FOR THE SICK PROMPTS

To be frank, Chishiya's NOT CERTAIN WHAT HE SAID TO HER. And such a thought should be disarming and unsettling, but he hasn't even processed that reality yet in the throws of his sickness-induced clouded thought. ( Which should be a major alarm. ) He barely musters up the energy to open his eyes and look at her where she's beside his bed.

. . His bed? He tries to search through his memories but the last memory he has is dozing off on the couch and feeling Pat shake his shoulder at some point.

" Work? " His brows furrow and he tries to sit upright at the topic. TRIES, because everything in his vision immediately starts to spin. He manages to stay upright for all of a few seconds before he starts to lean and ends up toppled over on the bed again. He can't tell if he's cold or hot and he's exhausted beyond belief and swallowing hurts a little bit. More concerning is the way he can't seem to think properly. At least pain was just pain - he could still think properly with that. But this sickness felt like it was robbing him and there's a weak feeling of INDIGNITY at that. Or maybe it's just because there's a WITNESS. He's been on his own when he has been sick for decades now. " What day is it? " He frowns - because it doesn't matter. He's not going to work, she's right. Why did he ask that?

There's a weak noise that slips past his dry lips, like a wounded animal. He wants something. But he doesn't know WHAT he wants. One hand starts to reach towards here, only for him to seem to recognize that's a bad idea when he's so sick. Although SHE should be scolded for no gloves or facemask when coming to see him. Maybe that's not part of her culture. He should just ASK FOR SOME WATER or something. That FEELS right even when his head feels fuzzy and disorienting. He opens his mouth to ask for exactly that.

" Don't....Don't leave. "

That's not what he meant to say. Chishiya grips the blanket tightly, squeezing his eyes shut as he swallows the lump in his throat. It feels like choking. " . . . I meant to ask for water. " He mumbles, burying his head to avoid her eyes while he curls back up into a fetal position. / @cartelheir

[heymeowmao]

长月烬明 | Till the End of the Moon E35 ° I’m not afraid of turning this stone. I just don’t want to live in the dark.

[awakefor48hours]

I feel like Asta is the type of person to try sword swallowing without practice but does an oddly good job at it but it's horrifying the way he does it.

[the-insomniac-emporium]

nephew fell asleep on me while I hummed Zelda's Lullaby. that was the coolest thing that has ever happened

[kiwi2229]

It was supposed to be only Tumblr post. It got out of hand somehow, but I love it. This is the scene I wanted to write on Tumblr, rest of it you can find on my ao3 :)

Regulus spends another hour just looking at the big black dog who didn’t move from his side. As soon as Regulus calmed the dog lay right next to him pressed against his leg.

“Don’t leave me,” Regulus whispered. The words just bubble from him, and he doesn’t have it in him to care. The dog lifts his head to look at him. He has greyish eyes. Almost like Sirius has. Regulus didn’t even know dogs could have grey eyes. “I… I missed you. I hope you will always come back to me. I don’t want you to leave.” He admits. As stupid as it sounds, the dog is one of the best things in his life right now and he is not ready for him to leave. He is so sick of people leaving. Not sticking around. The dog whines in what seems like an apology and buries his muzzle into Regulus’ hand. He pets him for a moment before reaching into his robes to pull out a small package.

“I got something for you.” He unwraps the package and pulls out a green collar. “I was thinking that you don’t have a name. And everybody should have a name. So, I bought this for you. Now we just have to figure out what to call you.”

Regulus thinks hard about any name that would fit the dog. Meanwhile, the dog snuffles all around the collar and the paper of the package. When the paper starts to bore him, he buries his muzzle inside Regulus' robes trying to find the food Regulus brought for him.

Regulus laughs and pushes him away. “It tickles. You always do this. Sticking your nose where it does not suppose to be…” He arches his eyebrow. “I should call you snuffles.”

The dog stops and looks at Regulus with a searching gaze. “Snuffles? Do you like it?” He asks and the dog wiggles his tail in agreement. “Okay. Hold on.” He carefully pulls out his wand and waves it around the dog tag on the collar. He looks at it critically. He hesitates for a moment and then waves his wand one more time.

“See?” He shows the dog the tag. There is in needly handwriting stated Snuffles. “And I added something. If you ever get hurt so people know to write to me.” On the other side of the dog tag is in the same handwriting added: In case of emergency contact Regulus Arcturus Black.  As soon as he secures it around Snuffle's neck the dog starts to run around and jump on Regulus trying to lick his cheek again, wiggling his tail viciously.

[load-screen]

you look so squishyy!

[Loading...]

Thank you! I am unfortunately made of glass and metal so I dont believe I would feel squishy, but I am glad I look like it!

I was probably designed this way to look more welcoming to travelers, although I'm not sure who exactly designed me...

[smoliboops]

[prettyboykatsuki]

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[trekkerac]

Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

[trans-pickles]

you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

[hells-greatestdad]

"Right.." She tapped her lips in thought. She had a firm feeling that the little one inside her was a girl but it didn't hurt to think of a gender neutral name for the kid. "What do you think of Morgan or Vesper?"

"Hm... I prefer the first one over the second, personally..."

"What would you think of Ariel?" Well, maybe that one isn't gender neutral....