#but he doesn't know that

[hellenhighwater]

malice looks like she's sizing up the competition for the rat killing championship

Malice has a significant mass advantage over Vice, and she's got meathooks for hands that he could only dream of. She is slow to rouse but once she gets going, she's unstoppable. Mostly because she has no traction on the hardwood.

But Vice wants, desperately, to be a Good Boy, and he'll kill whoever it takes to get the highly-sought-after "ooo, who's my pretty boy!!" award.

The rats are really really screwed, and that's without even taking the mad science into account.

[slay-the-heroine]

I don't know... This feels... Wrong.

The Narrator:

Sigh. Yes, it may feel wrong, but that only means you have a good sense of morals. Killing anyone may feel wrong, but I assure you, it is for the greater good.

The Narrator:

That being said, there isn't a moment to waste. The world needs you to save it.

>>>

[empressgeekt]

Trolls - Chuck AU

No one is going to read this post but what the heck!

For everyone who doesn't know, Chuck was a T.V show that aired in the early 2000s, it's spy thriller with a lot of office comedy, where a retail worker is suddenly sucked into the world secret mission and lies when a government computer program is downloaded into his head on accident. I highly recommend it. It's available on HBO Max, please watch it.

The Au opens with, Creek sneaking into a government facility and downloading a computer program, known as the Intersect. The alarms go off, and suddenly Creek is blowing up the room and trying to escape. He makes it outside but is gunned down by one John Dory. In his "last" moments, Creek emails the downloaded data to a trusted civilian friend....Poppy.

Poppy is currently living, not her best life. She's works in technology retail, as an member of the local BuyMore's NerdHerd, after getting thrown out of Standford, by her ex...Creek. She lives with her sister, Viva, and Clay her boyfriend, who are both successful doctors. Clay and Viva are currently trying to play matchmakers to get Poppy out of her slump, by inviting their co-workers/friends to Poppy's Birthday party. Meanwhile Cooper, Poppy's bestfriend and co-worker, is trying to sneak the birthday girl out the back door. The Party is a bust, and the sisters have a heart-to-heart over it. By the end of the night, Cooper and Poppy are playing video games together, and then Poppy gets the email from Creek. After sending Cooper home, Poppy opens the email, and all of the data gets downloaded in to her head. From this point forward anytime that she sees or hear something that is related to the information in her head, she gets a flash of government secrets. Poppy has her first flash, when in the shower while listening to the radio.

On the spy side of things, two organizations, NSA and CIA, are left to scramble after Creek stole all of their secret intel. They (I'm thinking Essence and Quincy would be in charge of all this) locate poppy, who they think is Creek's accomplice, each spy ring put their best on the case as they both want to control Poppy. NSA puts John Dory on the case, while CIA puts their Agent Branch. Sure, the whole situation is a ticking time bomb due to the tension between the brothers, but the situation should be handled quickly (key word should).

Branch takes an offensive approach to the situation. He walks into the BuyMore, charm turned up to 11, and flirts with Poppy, much to her shock. He's not fully convinced that she's a cutthroat spy, especially after watching her help a little girl and her dad. However, Quincy tells him to push forward. So, he breaks into her apartment in an attempt to steal her computer. It fails when Poppy and Cooper come to the apartment earlier then expected. So, he's forced to move forward with a romance plan. He eventually charmed a date out of her.

Poppy comes home with the news of the date, with excitement. She and Viva prep normally, while Branch prepares for anything with knives and poisons. Date starts out as normal, and Poppy tries to keep it that way, by ignoring the flashes she has on the news and other triggers. However, when they go dancing, Branch notices that John Dory is making his move, with his own capture team. Branch takes out the team, and gets away in a car chase all while revealing almost everything to Poppy about the Spy world and Creek. The chase ended on the roof with John cornering them at gun point where Poppy comes clean about the email and flashes. This leads to her explaining that what the visions are telling her is that there's a bomb in nearby hotel that will kill several members of government if it isn't stopped.

Long story short, Poppy defuses the bomb, and NSA and CIA are forced to work together on this operation due to the sensitivity of it. This leads to rising tensions between, John and Branch as they don't trust each other due to current and past events, Clay too. He knows all about the spy stuff due to it being the family business, but he wanted no part of it, and cut contact with his brothers (except Bruce) for it. And he doesn't want Viva or Poppy involved at all. However, he has to just accept that Poppy is apart of this dangerous world, at least until the Intersect is out of her head.

As the next five years pass, things change and Poppy becomes a fully fledge Spy and her relationship with Branch would move beyond just a cover, VIva and Clay marry and have a little girl, and more family secrets would be revealed as Peppy would've been one of the creators of Intersect Program.

Of course these roles aren't completely solid. I've figured out ways to make it, as Branch being the one who got the intersect, and whays for Clay to be that one. The Poppy is the intersect one, that has made to most sense so far.

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So, that's my rambling on this idea, watch the Chuck Series, seriously you'll have a fun ride. It's basically a show for nerds who like gun fights. If you have any questions, on this Au or any of my others, feel free to message me. Peace Ya'll!

[heymeowmao]

长月烬明 | Till the End of the Moon E35 ° I’m not afraid of turning this stone. I just don’t want to live in the dark.

[awakefor48hours]

I feel like Asta is the type of person to try sword swallowing without practice but does an oddly good job at it but it's horrifying the way he does it.

[kurtcobainsgreencardigan]

My sister's boyfriend asked if my best friend and I were dating, so now she's making me fake date her. What in the ao3?

[the-messenger-hawk]

Wangnan, meeting an irregular like:

[the-insomniac-emporium]

nephew fell asleep on me while I hummed Zelda's Lullaby. that was the coolest thing that has ever happened

[kiwi2229]

It was supposed to be only Tumblr post. It got out of hand somehow, but I love it. This is the scene I wanted to write on Tumblr, rest of it you can find on my ao3 :)

Regulus spends another hour just looking at the big black dog who didn’t move from his side. As soon as Regulus calmed the dog lay right next to him pressed against his leg.

“Don’t leave me,” Regulus whispered. The words just bubble from him, and he doesn’t have it in him to care. The dog lifts his head to look at him. He has greyish eyes. Almost like Sirius has. Regulus didn’t even know dogs could have grey eyes. “I… I missed you. I hope you will always come back to me. I don’t want you to leave.” He admits. As stupid as it sounds, the dog is one of the best things in his life right now and he is not ready for him to leave. He is so sick of people leaving. Not sticking around. The dog whines in what seems like an apology and buries his muzzle into Regulus’ hand. He pets him for a moment before reaching into his robes to pull out a small package.

“I got something for you.” He unwraps the package and pulls out a green collar. “I was thinking that you don’t have a name. And everybody should have a name. So, I bought this for you. Now we just have to figure out what to call you.”

Regulus thinks hard about any name that would fit the dog. Meanwhile, the dog snuffles all around the collar and the paper of the package. When the paper starts to bore him, he buries his muzzle inside Regulus' robes trying to find the food Regulus brought for him.

Regulus laughs and pushes him away. “It tickles. You always do this. Sticking your nose where it does not suppose to be…” He arches his eyebrow. “I should call you snuffles.”

The dog stops and looks at Regulus with a searching gaze. “Snuffles? Do you like it?” He asks and the dog wiggles his tail in agreement. “Okay. Hold on.” He carefully pulls out his wand and waves it around the dog tag on the collar. He looks at it critically. He hesitates for a moment and then waves his wand one more time.

“See?” He shows the dog the tag. There is in needly handwriting stated Snuffles. “And I added something. If you ever get hurt so people know to write to me.” On the other side of the dog tag is in the same handwriting added: In case of emergency contact Regulus Arcturus Black.  As soon as he secures it around Snuffle's neck the dog starts to run around and jump on Regulus trying to lick his cheek again, wiggling his tail viciously.

[load-screen]

you look so squishyy!

[Loading...]

Thank you! I am unfortunately made of glass and metal so I dont believe I would feel squishy, but I am glad I look like it!

I was probably designed this way to look more welcoming to travelers, although I'm not sure who exactly designed me...

[prettyboykatsuki]

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

[trekkerac]

Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

[carcrash429]

my dog to me, every morning

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

[hells-greatestdad]

"Right.." She tapped her lips in thought. She had a firm feeling that the little one inside her was a girl but it didn't hurt to think of a gender neutral name for the kid. "What do you think of Morgan or Vesper?"

"Hm... I prefer the first one over the second, personally..."

"What would you think of Ariel?" Well, maybe that one isn't gender neutral....

[cambrry]

I started a new game to play the new farm but😭😭 I forgot how mean used to be Shane at the beginning

[Follow me on ig! @/cambrry]

[ineffable-rohese]

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but this is my understanding of things...

David Tennant: wears a shirt and publicly says trans kids have the right to exist. Otherwise continues to just do his thing as a beloved British actor with no social media.

The UK Right: has an absolute fit, tries to call him a pedo, but it backfires and gets one of their own fired

David Tennant: wears pride pins in public venues and is supportive of his kid. Otherwise continues to do his thing and has a massive year as a beloved British actor with no social media.

LGBT Britain: give him an ally award for... Not stopping being a good dad and wearing pins while on TV.

David Tennant: accepts award with grace and humility and understanding that the bar for allyship is in the floor, and says he wishes a right wing politician would shut up (presumably about trans people).

Rishi Sunak and the Tories: tries to go after DT for impinging on freedom of speech.

When the Tories go down in flames, can we credit DT? Just a little bit? For lolz?