#but had to include it in the tags

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[ruporas]

how to guide your mossball (ID in alt)

[existentialcrisis-9-5]

Eclipse finally has their licence!

Sorry it took a while, they had to get a few repairs first :P

Sun and Moon's licence :)

The full lanyard

[crunchchute]

gec

[divorcedwife]

i wanted to do more art of children, so just for fun, here's some special editions of some of my favorite classic books if they were for tiny children

featuring : pride and prejudice, the red and the black, flowers of evil, in search of lost time, the brothers karamazov, the brothers karamazov, queen margot, the great gatsby, the plague, and crime and punishment

[faunandfloraas]

Happy mother's day...

[retrogradedreaming]

Made this for @/ElmoDontDraw's DTIYS on twt! The deadline is in a few days and I'm so pleased with how this turned out <3

[neptunym]

[brainrotisseriechicken]

two site directors coming together to maximize their joint slay

[joshuamj]

Loop, Loop, my friend Loop

[bogos-bint3d]

Ok Undertale fandom, I've had a thought and I want YOUR opinions!

Would love to see people's explanations why!

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

[wonderlandhour]

Yall I just realized. Malleus and Leona are both royalty. Kalim is the heir to one of the richest families in the world. Idia is implied to be even richer then that. None of them have any real concept of how much things cost, Idia might but he's likely never worried about the cost so I can think that he'd never paid much attention to it. Ortho is probably in a similar boat, his only advantage is having infinite access to the internet, but I still don't thin he'd be fully aware of exactly how much money certain things are worth. Even Vil, who's famous in his own right was raised as a child actor by an already well known actor; he was raised with money. Sebek is from the lineage of a well known general who probably got a pretty decent fortune besides his own family's business. Riddle's parents are both doctors, so with him being raised by his mom, either dad is paying child support or just travels a lot for work and either way he's probably pretty well off.

Literally every other character in the main cast is a normal ass person from a normal ass family and is either pretty solidly somewhere in the middle class or dirt fucking poor (poor Ruggie).

Which means the only functional rich kid you would never expect to have money in the main cast is fucking Silver.