#but god fucking dammit Dave

[grayintogreen]

Robbie Daymonde play an anime character I’m not exasperated by challenge failed successfully again.

[diodellet]

my ears aren't trained enough to spot em all (except the Obv ones) but these references and callbacks to prev sagas are making me ascend i want to shed my mortal coil and get mixed into the music like a beaten egg

[best-curse-word-tournament]

Best Curse Word Tournament!

God fucking dammit Dave (English; fandom) /ɡɒd ˈfʌkɪŋ ˈdæmɪt ˈdeɪv/ a phrase from Homestuck that a character utters while masturbating to the thought of Dave, their frenemy

कुत्ती (Hindi) kutti /kʊt̪.t̪iː/ bitch

[99tech99]

please tell me i was not the only one so goddamn excited for maul to show up in the siege of mandalore and like “yes, hi bitch. is now a bad time for i told you so?”

and then i was devastated he didnt.

[snakegirllovehandles]

I drove for meals on wheels again today, after a long stretch when I couldn't because my car had a severe oil leak.

It's nice to be doing that again.

🙞-------------------------------------------🙜

I went to an estate sale on the way back from the meals on wheels office.

I'm feeling kind of strange, thinking about all the things I learned about the person who's estate it was just by seeing the stuff that was for sale.

She was a musician. Played jazz saxophone. She had lots of costume jewelry. She had a dog. In her last years she was bed bound or nearly so. She was born in the 30s, judging by the photograph I saw. And she had either grandchildren or nieces & nephews.

And, I think, she lived alone.

There's a strange feeling that I have, thinking about these things. The passage of time. Death, the end of connection between people. It's like sadness, but it's also like, reflection. Wistfulness, the barest hint of what it's like to watch a tragic play.

Finality, nostalgia, and a smidge of melancholy.

The old world blues.

[hyperesthesias]

Would it be terribly mean of me to make a Machine Herald Viktor fic based on Coin Operated Boy...

[spellbound037]

Rommath is so fucking done with everyone's shit.

He's done with Kael'thas's weird magic shit.

He's done with Lor'themar's avoidance shit.

He's done with Liadrin's noble shit.

He's done with Jaina's "I'm not racist but..." shit.

He's done with Anduin's pretending everything can be solved with peace shit.

He's done with Khadgar's done with everything shit.

He's done with Halduron's drunk shit.

He's done with Thalyssra's "IS THIS MAN SECRETLY ELISANDE?" shit

He's done with Valtrois' "IS THIS MAN SECRETLY GAY?" shit because it's not a secret at all he's very blatantly gay

He's done with Belo'vir's horse girl shit (Should out to Salonar the Horseman for being some red haired elven horse girl lmao)

This man

is just

so

fucking

done.

You know what? Same.

[elrondsscribe]

You know what would be nice, sir?

Telling us at least some of the places you ripped content from so we can go read and watch ourselves

Paying the writers and creators you stole from

Disappearing from content creation and staying gone

Deactivating your Patreon permanently

That’s an apology we’d accept

God

[rosered12]

Mando SPOILERS

Out of everything I was expecting to see in today's episode, pirates (sans Hondo) and the fucking SPACE WHALES were not on that list?!?!?

[punksatawney-phil]

Bad Batch Spoilers:

but more devastating somehow

[iellarenuodolorian]

GUYSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

I had a Hopeful Thought and I hate myself for it, because I’m the depths of my despair I have no hope left for Season 3 of Bad Batch…

Remember how in S1.E7, Battle Scars, Rex tells the Batch “I guess you could say I’ve been…keeping a low profile.” And Tech says “Very low. Imperial files have you listed as killed in action.” So Rex responds “Being dead in the Empire’s eyes has its advantages.”

WHAT IF

Tech has faked his death. He’s not going to be tortured and experimented on by Hemlock, he’s going to bring Crosshair and Omega home single handedly. If the Empire assumes he’s dead, he’s free to sneak about the galaxy with his new girlfriend, Phee. He called her and she picked him up, and they’ve both confessed their feelings for each other.

Everything is gonna be fine, remember, Dave said “remember to give kids hope, cuz they really need it.”

SO GIVE ME MY HOPE DAVID!!!!! 😤😤😤😤

[aluria-sevhex]

i am Aluria, god of bureaucracy

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[mango-empress]

SFDDGFDID128

[thatlittledandere]

I've been trying so very hard to resists the strider but he's making it so very difficult

[tgcg]

the master baiter

TG: dont be mad

TG: ok thats like asking water not to be wet but

CG: WATER ISN'T FUCKING WET GOD DAMMIT.

TG: look whatever remember when you said you would die for me

TG: is that karkat in the room with us right now

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CG: I'M DYING "FOR YOU" EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU PEEL OPEN THOSE SHIT-EATING LIPS YOU KEEP PULLED TAUT OVER YOUR DRONING IGNORANCE SHAFT.

TG: heheheh

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CG: YOUR WORDSLUDGE SPEARS EVERY PARTICLE OF MY BODY WITH PINPOINT STRIDERIAN IDIOCY.

TG: oh shit here we go

CG: A VERBAL BARRAGE THAT PULVERIZES MY FLESH INTO A FINE RED MIST, KILLING ME INSTANTLY. WIPING ME THE FUCK OUT, TO SUCH AN INCREDIBLE DEGREE THAT PALEONTOLOGISTS CAN'T FULLY DISCERN IF A "KARKAT" FUCKING EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

CG: THEY'D BE SCRATCHING THEIR NUGBONES OVER IT FOR FUCKING SWEEPS, IF NOT FOR THE SHOCKING REALIZATION MERE MINUTES INTO THEIR DEBATES THAT NOBODY ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT.

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CG: AND YET THE TEMPORAL DEVICE STILL SWAYS TO AND FRO IN CONSTERNATION. VEXED BY THE COMPLETE MENTAL VACANCY PUT BEFORE IT BY MY HUMBLE SACRIFICE, BOUND BY ITS COSMIC ROLE, BEGRUDGED BY MY UNSOLICITED DEATH CLOCKING IT INTO OVERTIME. IT HAS BETTER SHIT TO DO, GOD DAMMIT! IT HAS A LUSUS AND A HIVE TO GET BACK TO!

CG: "WHAT IS THIS. WHO LET THIS ASSHOLE IN HERE," IT SAYS. THEY AREN'T EVEN QUESTIONS, JUST ORBITAL SIGHS OF AN UNCARING UNIVERSE. A REALITY NOW KEENLY AWARE OF ITS OWN LAUGH TRACK.

CG: AND ITS PENDULUM TEETERS, TENTATIVE IN ITS OWN DISBELIEF AND PROFOUND APATHY.

TG: damn

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CG: "THIS SCUMBAG ISN'T EVEN GODTIER YET," IT POINTS OUT. THE AUDIENCE FLIPS THEIR COLLECTIVE SHIT, AGHAST AT THIS REVELATION.

TG: hahaha

CG: IT WELLS UP SUCH A THRUM OF FUCKING ENNUI THAT THE TIMEPIECE FLIPS OFF-KILTER, LANDING SQUARELY IN THE "DUMBASS" ZONE WITH A "FUCK IT" LOUD ENOUGH TO REVERBERATE THROUGHOUT PARADOX SPACE.

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CG: IT THEN ELECTS TO KICK MY PATHETIC FUCKING HALF-CORPSE BACK INTO THE LIVING PLANE AND FORCE ME, VENGEFULLY FROM THE AUDACITY OF MY OWN IDIOCY, TO REPEAT THIS CYCLE AD NAUSEAM

CG: UNTIL EXISTENCE ITSELF FINALLY CROAKS UNDER THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF OUR COLOSSAL STUPIDITY.

CG: BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK WOULD I BE IF I EVER GOT TO HAVE A BREAK?

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TG: yep there he is thats him offincer

TG: the man after my own heart

TG: thats a karkat brand "soft yes" if i ever heard one and i know my karkatisms dude im a goddamn graduate in karkatology

TG: i got my degree in this shit

TG: im rocking up to our convos with the dumbass black square hat thing cocked 45 degrees

TG: literally incapable of snapping it back kinda by design of the stupid thing but damn if im not doing it anyways im emanating the snappitudes

TG: im rocking my intelligence right now

TG: also water is absolutely wet dude its like the wettest thing on the planet

CG: I'M NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN

TG: yeah you are

CG: FUCK. I AM.

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CG: I SAID THE LAST THREE TIMES IT'S A CONDITIONAL TERM--

TG: and im saying its common sense like being wet isnt conditional when youre the perpetual thing of wettening

CG: NO

TG: and brother it is THE wet

TG: like following your conditional argument

TG: if water isnt wet then the other water molecules are constantly making each other fuckin wet so its a moot point

TG: great philosophical debate

TG: which came first the water or the wet?

CG: DAVE

TG: think about it all those particles are wetting each other up all the time and shit

TG: its a fucked up display

CG: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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TG: pretty much a perpetual orgy of the elements

CG: DUDE.

TG: that sounds kinda sick actually if you dont think about what it means

TG: h2orgy

CG: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO VETO THIS STUPID DISCUSSION--

TG: tell me im wrong dude

CG: I'M UNIVERSE-APPOINTED TO HOVER AROUND YOU POINTING OUT EVERY DUMBASS TAKE YOU HAVE FOR THE REST OF TIME.

TG: thats so beautiful to me

TG: i could cry

[iellarenuodolorian]

*overly dramatic sigh*

*grabs saddle*

*rides horse to top of hill*

*plants flag on top of hill* I claim this hill in the name of

“THRAWN IS NOT THE VILLAIN!!!” 😤

*sets up camp and prepares to die on said hill in 65ish days when Ahsoka comes out*

FUCK!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!