#but fuzzy no longer

[link-sans-specs]

Why am I not drunk for THIS?

I'm not shavin' my ass for this!

Is the final product gonna be somethin' that we can sell?

Oh! The hair!! OH, I SHOULD'VE SHAVED MY ASS!!!

KEEP GOING! AAAAAAAAAH, DON'T STOP!!!

GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAAAY!! GET AWAAAAAAAAAY!!!

GME3

[shayneysides]

hobie: kill yourself

pavitr: WHAT THE HELL BRO WHAT DID I DO

original format from @ha-youwish in this post!

[gatoburr0]

[thecandymaticart]

A silly little idea I had

[derrybyers]

accidental pregnancy!au with patrick

i’ll write an introduction blurb later bc this is all i can think about-

being so so horny n needy during your second trimester…

patrick is on the road and you just feel…different. like everything is turning you on, more than usual. you’re so, so wet and needy all the time now.

looking at pictures of him on your phone, using your vibrator on your fucking aching clit, and shocking yourself when an intense orgasm washes over you in thirty seconds…

having to get off multiple times a day just to ease the constant ache.

“pat, i can’t wait until you get home…” you say over the phone. “i’m so needy, so so desperate for you. need your big dick to fill me up, nothing else feels the same,” you practically cry to him. while fucking yourself with a dildo.

“fuuuck, baby girl. it’s driving me crazy that i can’t be there right now, making that pretty pussy full and satisfied.”

you’re whimpering, legs starting to shake as you gasp, “p-patrick, I cum so quick now. It’s the hormones, ‘m so sensitive, I-I think i’m gonna—”

he let out a loud groan and you could hear him fisting his cock. “go on, baby, cum for me. need to hear my girl fucking cum.”

when he finally came home you pretty much jumped each other.

a few bounces on his dick and you were already cumming. he fucking railed you, ate you out, sucked your tits until you couldn’t take it anymore. you lost count of how many orgasms you had but each one didn’t take long.

you’d be fucking when you woke up, in the shower, after lunch, before bed, etc

not being able to walk!

tldr patrick would be fucking obsessed with his needy pregnant girl and satisfying her.

[headfullof-ideas]

FINALLY finished Finn and Anita’s set of Incorrect Quotes! It took forever, but I finally finished them, which means not only can I at last share them, but also get started on those reference sheets I’ve been dying to get to!

[papa-evershed]

Robert James-Collier in The Inheritance

[aurorasgate]

Happy Saturday Luna!

For your ask game, I wanted your opinion on something. How do you think the LADS men would propose? I've been thinking about it for a while and this is what I think:

Xavier: I'd imagine he'd want to do it underneath a bright starry sky. Perhaps after an evening picnic in the park or on the apartment patio.

Zayne: I think he would propose in the comfort of your home. You two are just lounging on the couch, reminiscing about your time together, and in mid conversation, he pulls out the ring.

Rafayel: I feel like he would definitely propose on a beach. He'd have a proposal set up in the sand somewhere in the distance, flowers planted in the sand to form a heart. Once you approach it, he would propose in the middle of the heart.

Sylus: He was tricky to figure out NGL. He's a very direct guy, so I'd imagine one day he decides to come over, and you just open your door to find him on one knee with the ring in his hands.

hi babes!! thank you for joining in on my sleepover 🥰🩷 oooo i LOVE this!

sleepover event 🎀

i totally agree for xavier! i wouldn’t want to picture anything else with him, under the stars, with just the two of you, sounds like exactly what he’d want in order to ask you🥺

thats soo sweet with zayne & i can totally see it 🤧😭 i can also see him spending a lot of time contemplating about it, thinking about the perfect way to pop the question but then there you are, comfortable & together, smiling & sharing kisses & he realizes the perfect time is right now

yesss omfg! raf wouldn’t consider anywhere else but by the water & he’d want it to be as beautiful as he sees you. he’s trying very hard to be secretive about it, maybe even making you worry, just for him to guide you down to the beach where he’s set up the perfect spot to ask you to be his forever

i love the idea of sylus just showing up & asking you fjfkfkfk i think he wouldn’t wait, when he’s ready, he wants to ask you as soon as possible. i can see him inviting you over or out (depending on your preference), casual like you always when you share a meal so you suspect nothing. he picks you up & whether he takes you to his place or to a restaurant he’s bought out for the night, it’s set up with flowers & petals & candle light & when you look up at him in surprise he just smiles at you & takes you inside where there’s an even more beautiful scene waiting for you where he asks you 🥺

[cultivating-wildflowers]

the next crochet project in my queue may not be safe to take to church. because it may make me cry.

[peaches2217]

In belated honor of Month 4 on T, I have exciting news: I have facial hair!!! Not just dark peach fuzz or little hairs here and there, legitimate, prickly mustache and chin hairs. I’ve even got some coming in on the underside of my chin and on my neck! (I affectionately call it my neckbeard, though they’re still too light to see for the most part. 😂) I’m to the point where I have to shave every week or so lest it becomes pretty obvious.

I wish I was in a place where I could let it all grow out, because facial hair is something I’ve wanted for so long now. But even so, the increasing frequency with which I need to shave, and being able to watch it all grow back anyway, is absolutely euphoric.

[marshmallowloves]

can I tell you guys a secret about my history with my crash f/os... well here it is anyway cause I feel like rambling more about them fjdhfj

back in 2013, maybe even a little earlier, I got this little palm-sized notebook with teacups on it (which I referenced in this post for my crash self insert!) that I called the Tiny Tea Journal.

2013-2015 was a very tough time for me for many reasons. moved schools, family things, all that stuff. but I also happened to be very into crash bandicoot at the time! so in this journal, I wrote dozens of pages of dialogue exchanges between N. Gin, Cortex, and myself...or rather, Twist (my OC at the time, before I made a proper self insert) about stuff like people who annoyed me at school or my friends and family or struggles I had with studying. I also had a word document where I did the same thing, but the tea journal was more portable so there were way more entries in there.

this journal quickly became very important to me, as did the two doctors in question. Actually, it was originally just N. Gin... I shipped him with Twist before even starting this journal. but I came to adore Cortex as well...or I guess my own interpretation of him at the time. when I wrote him in the journal he acted somewhat differently from canon, he still had classic evil tendencies like wanting to vaporize my classmates and his usual brand of humor/theatrics, but he also treated me/Twist kindly - the whole "only exception" thing I'm a sucker for.

N. Gin didn't really have many tweaks to his personality when I wrote him. he was still unhinged as usual and I always imagined him to be polite and affectionate if he liked someone a lot anyway, so it worked out for the journal~

eventually I started flat-out self shipping with both of them, but nowadays I try to write them as close to canon as I can, because a.) that's what I initially fell in love with anyway and b.) I've grown up and realized it's waaay more fun and interesting to use their current canon personalities when making my s/i interact with them.

but...there will always still be the Tiny Tea Journal version of them that lives exclusively in my head...and in that book. (which is sort of why it's been a struggle to flesh out Synes and Cortex's relationship lately... I never had to think too hard about whether he'd love me genuinely or not, because of the way I wrote him all those years ago. he just...did fjdhfj)

bonus fun fact as a thank you for reading to this point: the reason my ship name with N. Gin is Fuzzy Slippers is because when I was writing those entries, I was mostly picturing the CTTR/Titans/Mutant version of him. there's one mission in CTTR where he asks for fuzzy slippers to complete a weapon and for some reason it just kinda...stuck with me, to the point where he would call me/Twist his fuzzy slipper as a term of endearment in the journal. and now it's carried over to Synes fjdhsf

[dykestache]

my wife got super sick at work to the point an ambulance came and a supervisor drove us to the ER and our boss followed in my wife’s car so we could get home and now we’re going on hour 12 in the waiting room america is so cool style

[zappedbyzabka]

Keep thinking about Ralph’s beard.

[amplexadversary]

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[aaronstveit]

hiiii tumblr 💕

[nyctoheart]

12 in-game hours later and I could finally record footage of twilight town being fuzzy on the world map