#but fuxking delicious

[lord-luci]

very proud of the "thanksgiving" dinner my cousin and i made today

[wtfuckevenknows]

The shit Germans put in their bread 🙃

[phoenixblaze1412]

HIII I LOVE your works and THE CHILD READER IS SO FUXKING DELICIOUS that I've been living in your blog for like.. three days.

But anyways I wanted to request grown up child reader (like 15-17 yrs old) headcanons from your child readerXDottore ffs.

I love you and your works❤️

Also, can I be your 🦅 anon?

Sure you can, anon <3

Dottore was always proud to call you his child, his prodigy. He may not be able to show his care for you due to him always having to work but when he's free for the days, he tends to you as much as he can.

Time flew by so fast, you grew up from a tiny toddler to a teen.

In Iota and Theta's words, you used to be a little shit. Now you became a bigger shit.

You didn't need to worry much about what happens when one goes through puberty and maturity. Your father has it all covered, he actually made them beforehand before you reached thirteen.

And with your knowledge expanding from all the things you were taught at such a young age, you followed in your father's footsteps and Dottore was euphoric with it.

Kappa was a bit upset that you grew up, he would miss the times when you and him would always spend time together to play.

He was definitely pouting whenever you talk about your heights, now that you grew up to be a teenager while he's stuck as a child perspective of your father, the height difference was very noticable, he reaches about your stomach now and he will forever be that short.

Sadly that doesn't go the same for the other segments. Eta, Theta and Delta would still make fun of your shortness.

Beta would still carry you around despite already being a teenager. He still sees you as his little angel no matter how tall or old you get.

Iota still keeps those baby pictures he took of you. Doesn't matter if you looked bad or good in it, he still sees you as his little, troublemaker mutt. He still takes photos of you and would make scrapbooks of it during his free time whenever he's bored at tinkering on ruin machines.

The troublemaker (s)quad: Delta, Gamma, Theta and Beta would always bring you along with them whenever they wanted to cause trouble, watch something blow up or make some failed experiments kill each other. They would still cover your eyes if the scene becomes too much for you to handle.

Dottore was very enthusiastic when he took you in as his apprentice, of course you got lots of glares and side eyes from those who work under him who always wanted to be the doctor's apprentice, those looks did not go unnoticed by your father though. Oh how delightful you already have new fresh bodies to experiment on!

Who else would Dottore choose as his own apprentice if not you? It was already decided the moment your ruby red eyes stared back at him the moment you were born that he was to choose you.

Prime and Omega were always there to assist you whenever you have a little trouble in doing some of the work your father has tasked you to do. They may be segments and are 400+ years old in terms of memory but you're still their little child, it wouldn't hurt to spoil and give you a helping hand without the doctor knowing.

Dottore was definitely not happy when he saw the Knave's children interacting with you. Who were those brats again? Ah yes, Lyney, Lynette and Freminet. Time to tell the segments about those orphans.

You would always be curious on why a segment would always be with you wherever you go.

One time when Lyney kissed the back of your hand, he was immediately backed up to the wall with Delta's claymore pressed against his neck while Beta carried you away.

Having tea and cake with Lynette would have went well if Theta didn't splash her with water, intentionally letting the bucket fall on her head to grab your hand and run off.

Gamma even burned the flowers he took from Freminet to give to you since the boy was too shy to do so. The segment snipped the petals off to use them as ingredients for future experiments before burning the stems over by the fireplace with a grin.

Last one was when Childe came over to the lab to visit you since he brought you some snacks and souvenirs he got from Liyue only to get multiple glares from the segments and your father, your father was teaching you how to dissect a frog while the segments were watching as encouragement since it was your first time dissecting an organism.

It was during the harbinger meeting that Arlecchino brought up the doctor's protectiveness.

"Is the doctor afraid that his own child is being courted by others? Come on, surely you know that children would be leaving their nest to go fly off on their own to live their life? Surely my children are capable and worthy enough to court a child like them, no?"

"Absolutely fucking not. My child will not be tainted by your orphan brats."

[cokoweee]

Read the lore thing you did for the royalty and the answer you gave me. And let me throw my tea into this delicious thing.

How about not just taking Kendra away and she being okay with it. Let's go with the idea, she doesn't want to. How about her wanting to be queen. Like in the show she is the leader of the purple dragons. Why would she be okay with being married off and then being saved by the boys? Nah. That girl wants to be queen. So she goes with the boys but then tells them that she won't sit still and be pretty. She has abilities and won't listen to old rules and some old white man's bullshit. She will take that crown, and will unite the neighborhood kingdoms with her own hand. And of course the boys will help her.

Let Kendra go crazy for that crown, let her rule with an sharp mind and gentle yet firm heart.

See SEEEEEE I HQD THAT SIMILAR THOOUGHT

Randomly last night. Music rlly advanced a story for me but THAT WAS AN IFEA I HAD

More cheesy shit ⬇️

So i watched Maquia: When the Promised Flower Blooms and liked some themes from it that’s why the whole eye thing is. Well a thing. Oh no I’m like losing train of THOUGGT uhhhhh

BUT she WOULD wanna be queen and thought she basically could if she married the guy cause the king of the neighboring blah blah is actually just a fuxking idiot. All the real plans,plots whatever’s come from his advisor. Damn I’m rlly losing track of what I’m saying

TLDR; UR RIGHT THO YES I LIKE UR IDEA LWTA JIST SAY THAT AIGHT?

[pngjamie]

Jamie, I fuxking swear I would eat up anything you post and it would be the most fucing delicious thing I've ever had

my imposter syndrome says anyone who likes my art actively is a little liar

[crocuta1]

AT LONG LAST

I HAVE BEEN FED!!!

I AM NOT DEAD. Just severely inactive online, but I'm alive!!!!!! !! ! ,,!i,think

anyway.. .... , before y'all eat me alive for the lack of updates on the Splatoon x Dunmeshi crossover (specifically Callie and Acht), let me offer you ......😈,, uh, whatever this is . I've been brewing a continuation of this comic too, so stay tuned :P

(This comic is referencing this post, please go check it out for context before reading it ,!!!!)

[listofwhyyouloveher]

Hi lovely!👋🏻could I do a request for bob x fem reader where, reader is so needy for him but he doesn’t feel like fuxking so he fingers her instead? Thanks for your time you’re an amazing writer💐

Summary: Bob is too tired to take care of you, but he's still willing to offer you a hand. Warnings: smut. needle injections, mentions of drugs, fingering Author's Note: i want matt dillon SO BAD AUUUUGHH Bob Hughes is the type of man who gets his money's worth. If he's just snagged a basket of some new things to try, he's gonna try it right, by sitting back and relaxing. And today was going to be the exact same. He was sprawled out lazily over your shared bed, tying a tight loop around his arm to expose a vein. You had just brought out some food and water to eat when hungry and flopped down on the bed next him when he pulled the needle out of his skin, and you sighed angrily. Bob caught on but only spared you a glance, sitting there for a while before he turned to you. "Somethin' on your mind, doll?" He asked, a hint of bluntness etched into his voice. "Nuthin'," You responded, crossing your arms and turning away from him. His jaw clenched in annoyance. "Yes there is, spit it out." He turned to you, his brow furrowing. "Bob, why don't you ever give your girl some time?" You asked, pouting slightly. "What?" He asked, a little shocked. "You're so wrapped up in your damn drugs that you forget about me," You whispered. He sighed and wiped his hand over his face. "I'm sorry I didn't think about you this time. But I only got 'round 7 minutes for this to kick in, I can't do any for you in that time." He touched your shoulder lightly, a soft apologetic action. "You could fuck me," You said, trying to get your point across. Bob closed his eyes and thought about it. "How bout this instead," He said, reaching for your waist and pulling you in. His hand worked your legs open, dragging a finger over your core through your panties. Your heart beat loudly in your chest as he quickly pulled down your underwear and shifting to where he was over you, a hand holding up. "Didn't mean to forget you doll, just get caught up some times," He said apologeticly, peppering your jaw with kisses. His lips trailed down your neck to your collarbone, tenderly marking you. Slowly, his hand trailed to your core, pressing a finger into your soaked cunt. His moves were gentle, grazing that spot you loved lightly as you squirmed against him. His lips locked with yours for a heated kiss before he returned his attention to your pleasure, making your eyes roll back from the delicious friction. It wasn't long until you came around his fingers, breath heavy with lust. Bob licked his fingers clean and laid back next to you. "That good enough for you?" He asked and you nodded sheepishly. He laughed under his breath, before offering you a clean needle, and a vial of what ever he was about to just fall under the influence to. "Wanna join me?"

[the-hatchaxe-collective]

The Hatch-Axe Collective

heyo and hello, this is killer speaking. welcome to the hatch-axe collective. we are a subsystem in another system (unsure if im gonna specify). posts on here will only be made by the hatch-axe collective, im hoping its mostly art and comics but we'll see.

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warning : we have heavy dyslexia, are heavily traumatized as we are traumagenic, will post gore esc, graphic, and distressing situations due to vent art so be prepared for triggering media. this also includes sexual content probably and other shit. oh yeah cussing too. just lots of explicit stuff. there's also gonna be uncensored situations where it can be just overall disturbing. (is the bold helping lol)

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im just trying to warn you people. im mentally ill and healing from a lot of suffering so im not going to make the best decisions. it isnt an excuse but im just informing you that im not a fucking angel and WILL fuxk up.

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info :

collective name : hatch-axe collective

preferred name : killer

pronouns : he/they/it/ze/xe

terms : nonhuman/androg/masc/plural

heavier amnesia barriers ; high dissociative barriers

unhealthy habits (in healing)

traumagenic (i seriously don't understand how other genics work isnt it a trauma induced disorder)

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boundaries :

source questions : seriously depends

source mates : dont ever say you're them. you wont match, you arent them. you just look like them you arent them. trust me.

nicknames : ask

roleplay : no.

age : below 14 is a no. we are bodily 18.

flirting : no im taken, as a joke then maybe its fine but if you have any desires in me or any sexual intent no.

dni : idk people who hurt people ig. idrc unless you are hurting people. people who intentionally go out of their way to hurt people just dont make sense to me. i dont really have a group of people i hate thats weird so if you are an individual who hurts people and gets a kick out of it stay away from me.

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tumblr boundaries :

dms : ig

asks : sure

@ : why???

reblogs : ig lol

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requests updates :

requests : open

payment : none, $0, im having fun

what can i request? : full blown art maybe, dividers yes, sysboxes yes, headers yeah

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blog stuff :

what do i post? : i post system stuff, stuff about myself, art, comics, requested shit, etc. this isnt some concrete thing im just hanging out.

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more about me :

hey so once again the person posting this is killer.

im mentally like 20s, almosy pushing it is 26

i like art, listening to music, cats, cooking, interacting with others, etc

im a sex lover and am poly (not looking)

i don't really know my gender im just masc presenting

i like cheezy romcom shit too its so just so delicious.

(can you tell im writing this all on the fly-)

my favorite things to are sweets, i love chocolate especially. ooo those chocolates with fillings in them- yk those??? i fucking love those.

you are free to ask me stuff btw, my asks for ME are open. use thise emoji when directed towards me btw 🔪🪓

alright, may add more shit later. cya

[venombloom]

Peeling garlic. Easy enough. Not even she could screw that up. It's a task in the same realm of how she preps certain plants for brewing.

Rash malpractice is a character flaw (a specialty if she were to be cheeky) she can agree with him on. It's been a constant thread that has tied all three facets or personas of her life together. Death wouldn't have been the worst punishment; be better than suffering in the Velabanchel, which then living life would be absolute damnation. What ruffles her feathers so to speak, is how simple he makes this contract on the gods seem. A contract is a contract is a contract...sure. That's correct in every sense. Yet killing gods is not the same as killing mages or debt endowed drunkards or nobles with over inflated egos.

That's neither here nor there or even a point worth debating. Not when a more productive inquiry is posed.

"I had no options left after getting the boot." Rook answers without so much as a beat of hesitation. "Well no viable ones. I had considered taking up that contract...you know the House Arainai one that's been open what? Twenty years?" The thought had been maybe if she was successful with that forgiveness would be in tow. "But in the grand scheme of things, like the Antaam and Venatori, it didn't seem important." Along with the fact it was a suicide mission. The number of Crows lost to catching the elusive Black Shadow could easily fill a house.

Cloves of freshly peeled garlic are slid towards him. "The other was to play the role of prodigal daughter. But I would rather gut myself with a dull butter knife than that so.." A shrug is given before she carefully gathers up the peelings and puts them with the rest of the waste for disposal.

"Varric became a friend along the way. Believed in me when so few would." Speaking of Varric, she hasn't checked on him recently. After breakfast, for sure, she'll do that.

What easy tales they were to believe, those of grandeur and fancy. Word and reputation spread throughout the world in a raging torrent, an artful blood-soaked tapestry threaded by the success of murder. No wave of change was ever subtle, and it is one of the many parts that make a life as a Crow enticing. Dangerous to navigate these shifting tides. And between those impressions and historic moments scattered between their kind, honesty remains ever a delicate and deliberate action out of the pit of misery. An invitation to vulnerability like the moment a snake sheds its skin, soft underside visible.

Lucanis traces it now, the delicate, exposed frailty — the knife in his hand carving true through the tender hock of lamb laid beside the potatoes.

"You've a reckless habit of acting before thinking. Certainly you've heard the same from Viago countless times before," he says, eyes on the cutting board while attentive of her approach. "A god is not unlike any other contract." And for minutes after, only the sound of food preparation fills the quiet alongside the crackle-hiss of the flames. They could improve technique through training, return to basics.

Instead of mistakes, he instructs Daisy to peel garlic without crushing the cloves, and asks: "Twice now instead of dying for these mistakes, you were forced to continue living as punishment." The first failure, of course, is the reason why she was exiled from the Crows instead of being executed. Again, he considers Viago and his apparent soft spot toward Rook. Rarely was the Fifth Talon merciful, but there's no denying the man was brutally practical about maintaining useful tools. Then the second failure: "Varric. Why did you agree to join his cause?"

[deprecious]

One thing I want to talk about is The Legend of Vox Machina season 1 when they first encounter Brimscythe. There's a particularly delicious moment when they're fighting and Brimscythe just takes a step on the ground and THEIR LEGS GIVE OUT

And it's like I'm here for the detail of it. So good I felt that impact in my FUXKING BONES

[honeybeewhereartthee]

Pink KKOMAS 184

Spoiler for my stories

Sheep: hello! Welcome to sheep live stream!! This is sheep and today I'm going to teach everyone how to make a love potion.

Bee is once again bamboozled by the sudden system screen appearing in front of him when his drinking that fruit drink hallow brought.

Bee, coughing his lungs out/j: cough cough. Agh why do you keep popping Livestream so randomly.

Sheep: well dear VIP. Certain someone ask me to make one anyway. Might as well get donation — cough teach everyone in my dearest viewers about how to make one!

Hallow peak at the system screen, the familiar sheep from a few days ago is in it.

Hallow, mumble: it's the person cc have in his hate list.

Sheep: ah... That feeling is mutual. He should just keep his small little bratty self in that house of yours. Now I have to bother taking care and brainwashing someone he left here.♡⁠(⁠Ӧ⁠ｖ⁠Ӧ⁠｡⁠)

Hallow:... Ah.... 😨 So that creation don't explode yet...

Sheep Livestream went for a pause as a " on break " screen appear for a moment but some noise in the background about nagging someone before the Livestream comes to a continue again.

Sheep: you joke me, dear viewer. 😇 You almost made me worry for a minute. Cause I smell something burning just now.

It's a good thing that hopeless romantic idiot is too loved by the world in weird times like this. When sheep went to check on Riku to see if this person indeed going to explode.

Luckily, His not going to combust out of the blue as long his not triggered to do so. And that yandere went and tried to make cookies but it charcoaled it up. That was the smell coming from.

That stupid protagonist felt bad that Riku made the food and it be wasted and eat it up.

NN who's eating whole cake in the corner notice the system screen but doesn't comment on it. He enjoy eating the sweet cause his going to drain bee bank account ( he reasoned ) and totally not cause those sweets are delicious ( he lies to himself )

Sheep: anyway imma tell you how to make a love potion. Through fair warning. It's not really a love love potion.

Doll: what's the point calling it love potion then.

Sheep: because clearly it can make love happened between two people.( ≖͈́ ·̫̮ ≖͈̀ )ﾆﾔｧ

Doll:????

Addy: it mean they fuck instead.

Hallow, embarrassed by how frank his best friend is: ADDY !!

Doll:...

NN attention now went to the system screen: ...hmm...

Bee, curious: you don't know how to make a real love potion?

Sheep laughs: dear VIP member of mine. You should know that the more you force something the more it won't go your way. But then again. If you try to make someone to force to love you. Is it even real or fake? It will end one day, it's just a moment of fantasy. You'll wake being hated once the spell run out.��

Bee:....

Sheep: anyway if your interested making a new one..just get some blood of that woe—fae spouse of yours through you can use your own blood too and mix it with noir flower, or vermillion flowers. You can put it in some candies.

Somehow that recipe sound very familiar' bee thought. He felt he made that thing many times before.

Sheep: that won't work on other species through since it's just happy drug for faes.

Bee:...

Fuxk, it's that calming candies that mc often made with their magic candies. Agh that's why it sound familiar.

Sheep:....

Purple who's listening haft asleep wonder if he should tell them about an event from long time ago, where he did accidentally made one.

Eh but that's probably should be keep a secret or else his paycheck will be deducted for missing with soul mate fates.

Sheep seems to be looking at someone beside him. But no one can see who it was. As the filter is on.

Sheep: what do you mean you don't want to make one anymore? Agh. I thought your going to the smut route with that new interest of yours. Whatever.

???:....

Sheep: if it's a cat- wolf thingy, just buy catnip, dummy.

???:....

Sheep: not interested.

Sheep seems to remember that his in Livestream and look at the viewers and notice something. Someone have donated when his busy talking to the protagonist.

System:

Saoirse have donated 333,333 MV

Saoirse have become top member of the channel! And gain high tier privileges.

Sheep, who don't like that new VIP even one bit give a disdain yet it turn to a gentle prince smile like a curse to him to never be threatening: ........system you disgust me.

System: system doesn't understand what you mean. System felt kind enough to not touch the money from you.

This made sheep even more angry, he hope system takes that filthy money away.

Sheep:

I guess it's time to make it jinx away by the OP jinx of the protagonist

Sheep look at his viewer who seems to be doing something else and just listen to him rumble.

That captain is currently driving an air ship. That new VIP is currently watching two people playing in the park. And bee is distracted by other pink KKOMAS.

And the fluffy yellow bunny that have watch him since day one is looking at him while following certain core fae who's walking into a dark path. Through he doesn't seems to be notice by the core fae at all.

Sheep: hmm I still have few minutes before I end stream. Shall I and my fellow knight sing for you all who seems to have a wonderful day today.

As he said that. Sena who joined the protagonist little herd of animals squad and tsukasa. The two sing little romance.

Through it's kinda odd sight seeing a bunny, a sheep and a fish head singing in live stream. But it's a good song. It made the listening viewers enjoy it very well.

They donate money obvious ( ❛ ֊ ❛) it's a fruitful Livestream.

[jjcocker]

hAi so uhm hai i uhm theh im. can you tell me about beazil,, ebcuase uh. all the food in brazil looks so fuckign good an dyummy and delicious and also. fusca azul, and. b

the plac e sounds so aweosmw!!!!!!!!!!!! The BEST!! (theres no yellow,,)

iy genuinely sounds so fun to just Be in brazil. minus some hiccups,. explodes

roxkin yoy jsuy activated a neuron in me. I m. OF DJZ DKJATKSBYMSNGMENDLEIRSALE AYW SYES EYS UES EYS YES YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY

ihave Zero idea where to start first butUHHH FOOD. YPURE RIGJT ABOUT THE FOOD LOOKING GOOD bceause UT IS GOOD And im GONNA TALK ABUOT.THE. FOKDS AND HOW ABSUUTELY FHCMIGN GOOF THEY ARW AN D ahUAGH sory im Excitesd

fIm. first bringing up my best friend and enemy feijoada. it a black bean stew witj (generally) pork and its Good and Amasing and I fuKckING LOVE IT SOS MUCH (i mean theres also the part of It Has Beans but uh. whocars ita good).its also Especiallt great with farofa which is kinda lime. flour but not rlly?????? idk how2 zay it. anyways. wwwwhich others an i bring upPÉ DE MOLEQUE. has a concerning name (boy's foot if youre gonna loterally translate it) BUT its ALSO GREAT. ITS BASICALLY PEANUT BRITTLE BUT ITS COOLER BECAUSE ITS VRAZILIA/j and. There¢s ASLO BRIGADEIRO wjicj. you probabky already know but uts super gooooooodsgfhtnym AND theres also BEIJINHO WHIXH IS. KINDA LIKE BRIGADEIRO BUT W WHIYTE CHOCOLATE AND COCNCUT. ITS SO GOOD PLEAAAASEEEEEGHHHFFHHYGEHH. thereALLSO IS A BUNCHA GOOD DRINKs theres guaraná its amazing i lauve it. so mych. ktsmade from a plant (idk if i said tbat right) that looks likea buncha staring eyes uts funny. please dink a guaraná antártica itas so gOOOOOOD auuauauauagahrusgrkfnksbrkbekdnskgsjlskejkdsjcj

i am also a huge nerd about mythology in general so fusing 2 thins that im just 🤓☝ abuot makes me Explode/vvvvvvvvvvvpos so. Like. br mythology. AughHH I AM SUPER FUXKING. FIXATED ON IT CAN I ALSO TELL YUO ABOUT THE ONE STORY OFTHE VITÓRIA RÉGIA AND MÃE DE FOGO AND AND AND AN D AND ALSO UH THE WHOLE THANG WITH JACI AND GUARACI IM. gOnna start to Infodumop SO SO MUCH IM GONNAEXPLO

ok. ok imgona tell u abt the vitória régia one becayse its my favorute and has been since Iw aslike. 8. it might. be kidna dark but uh. theahole story is

basically thereas a woman who Really loves the moon god(ess*) jaci and theres a thing where. every night jaci chooses which womna its ginna take to be star with it and agian since she absolutely Loved jaci shed ttry Every Night. and then 1one night she went2 a river and ahe sasw the moons reflection and. she thought it was jaci going down to choose her .so thne she drownd,, but since it saw how she had an absoluteEffort go turn in2 jaci decidedto turn her in2 a plabt,, considering her2 be like a star so somrtimes its called 'the star of the waters' iirc

theres.More btu i thinj this is a but Enougj alread.y but. if u wnta me to tell u more Please askme nore abuotnit

[maroon-rouge]

just finished getting fuxked how delicious

[enbi-fiend]

Hey! I’ve never watched an anime series apart from Avatar stuff, if that counts. Do you have an anime series to recommend? I strongly prefer dubs over subs, and I like fantasy. Thanks !

Might I suggest delicious in dungeon? It's about a dnd party cooking and eating monsters in a dungeon, as they save their leader's sister from a red dragon's stomach before it digests her. it is on Netflix!

Below are some more anime recs with short summaries and where to watch them, keep in mind I'm shit at summaries ↓↓↓

Mob Psycho 100: middle school student, shigeo kageyama just wants to live a normal life, Despite his psychic powers. He is taken advantage of for said powers by a con man pretending to be a psychic, reigen arataka. He runs a business called Spirits and Such, where he (mostly mob) (that's shigeo's nickname) exorcises spirits bothering his clientele. Mob's powers are also a good metaphor for autism, I think it's canon that mob's autistic? Anyway, it's fuckin' fantastic. I love this. And I love mob?? Forever and platonically?? It's on Netflix, Hulu and Crunchyroll (season 1 is free but 2 & 3 need a premium subscription)

Sk8 The Infinity: high school student Reki introduces his new friend Langa to skateboarding, and. I can't recommend you watch this enoughm despite the simple premise I gave, it's fucking fantastic! I can't put these feelings into words!Please! It is free on Crunchyroll with ads, but the dubs after episode 3 require Crunchyroll premium.

Bocchi the Rock!: and here I thought mob was literally me! Hitori wants to be in a band, because in the words of the band that inspired her, a band is where an introvert can shine! She spent her days practicing and pouring her soul into the guitar, practicing to be ready to perform at her middle school's culture festival! But, well, in her own words,

"I practiced six hours every day, so I could learn how to play in front of people... The result? Middle school ended and I never played a single note for them! I never performed once... at the culture festival! I never put together... the members for a band! And I never made a single friend... In three whole years! Now, in high school... I gotta form a band or die trying! But, despite my vow, it's been a whole month since high school started, and yet my heart remains grounded in the guitar, little better than a shut in..."

Sasaki To Miyano:

Anyway, she joins a band and that's all I'm gonna say because thisssss is getting too long. She has social anxiety! Jus like me! And she has my exact fear for the future. it made me cry tears of deep unfocused fear and misery. It's free on Crunchyroll with ads, but there's no dub. But! But! I promise you it's worth a watch! The animation is great, the voice acting is great, the humor is great, the characters are great, the story inspires me to get my shit together (thus great), and the SONGS? OUGGGHHH DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE SONGS. THSI ANIME SINGLEHANDEDLY MADE ME REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVED MUSIC. IVE CRIED AT SOME OF THE SONGS FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER. EVEn if you don't watch the anime, at least listen to the soundtrack! try Rock'n roll, Morning Light Falls On You! It's crack cocaine in song form! Thank you for coming to my ted talk!

oohhhhhhgodherewego

Alright first things first, this shits adorable. Understatement! High school student Miyano befriends this guy Sasaki, and he gets interested in the bl manga that miya reads, and he borrows one. Much to Miyano's surprise, he loved it! ohhhhhgod i can feel the hyperfixation taking hold once again over time, they start to fall in love. Yeah, it's BL!!!! Fuxk! I love yaoi! I love life! The world hath gained colour! Funny part is, uh.miya's straight. He contemplates things on front of his bookshelf of BL manga. Taking a line from a summary I saw on YouTube, reading bl manga everyday and having an entire bookshelf of bl manga, while saying "yeah I'm straight!" Is a special kind of in the closet. Anyway fuckkkkkkkkkkkki love thsi series soooooososososososoo much. I have RAMMED MY HEAD INTO A WALL BECAUSE OF THIS. I HAVE PACED THE LIVING ROOM LISTENING TO THE SOUNDTRACK LIKE RETIRED MIDDLE AGED DETECTIVE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE HAUNTED BY A COLD CASE HE JUST CANT CRACK BECAUSE OF THIS. granted that was me going delirious with hungerSASAMIYA IS MY REASON TO LIVE. anyway it is unfortunately exclusively on Crunchyroll for a premium subscription, but you can READ it! Yeah its 10 volumes are online to read! for free! call your dentist, you will gain cavities! but I do hear the dub is phenomenal!

Sorry for yappin', and happy viewing if you decide to watch any of these! Can you tell sasamiya and bocchi are my faves?

[mikkaeus]

I’m reading the famous Twitter arc marriage of convenience fic and pros: it’s fuxking amazing and a delicious 90k words total . Cons: TRITTER

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earthspark season 2 episode 4 thoughts spoilers ahead

swindle was unable to swindle, that feels wrong

oh my gods Schloder is working at a carnival like the clown he is

FUCKING SARDINES ON A FUNNEL CAKE IM SORRY I CANT WHAT THE FUXK WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY OH MY GODS NO WHY SARDINES: ALRIGHT FULLEL CAKE: DELICIOUS BUT NEVER TOGETHER NO NO NO NO NO WHY WHY WOULD TWO PEOPLE ORDER THAT AAAAAA WHY NO ONE SHOULD EAT THAT THAT IS NASTY NO

I am thé only one in my family who actually cares about flavour and seasoning so this! This feels like I don’t even know I just don’t like it at all

perfect sugary fishy ratio no it absolutely is not fish should only ever go near funnel cake when it’s in a taco and on a separate plate

dude why are you acting so awkward around her its weird, and that’s coming from me

oh gods why are they giving the child’s a love interest gross

I want to spray them and there ridiculous abomination of food with pepper spray

sir what is that face no NO No NONONONO

I don’t like this episode

hmm funnel cake it is no twitch please go scare her off

this may be the aro ace talking but I hate this

she has stronks ok Robbie nvm your the one not good enough for her

also most music in this show is alright but the one that plays whenever Robbie and whoever that is are onscreen together is just giving me the ick

ehhhhh and everyone else has to feel it, just noooooooooo

yes run get out of there grab your brother as you go

ROBBIE STOP CRUSHING OVER A GIRL AND SAVE YOUR SIBLINGS

YES YOU GO MOE

I don’t think that’s how physics work

AHHH WOT

ah, they are both in a vehicle now, the vehicle most likely being the combined form of twitch and thrash

is that cosmo

swear to the gods please don’t tell me cosmo had been imprisoned by that guy for the past who knows how long

ooh with the weapons engaged it looks kinda nice

oh my gods an autobot symbol it is cosmo

ah he’s dead

AH COSMO

cosmo is like a third the size of a titan

Izzy, Izzy you can do better

stop torturing your siblings with your emotions

normally not against romance but this episode was just a big no for me