#FUCKING DJES/VVVVVVVVVVVVVVPOS

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hAi so uhm hai i uhm theh im. can you tell me about beazil,, ebcuase uh. all the food in brazil looks so fuckign good an dyummy and delicious and also. fusca azul, and. b

the plac e sounds so aweosmw!!!!!!!!!!!! The BEST!! (theres no yellow,,)

iy genuinely sounds so fun to just Be in brazil. minus some hiccups,. explodes

roxkin yoy jsuy activated a neuron in me. I m. OF DJZ DKJATKSBYMSNGMENDLEIRSALE AYW SYES EYS UES EYS YES YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY

ihave Zero idea where to start first butUHHH FOOD. YPURE RIGJT ABOUT THE FOOD LOOKING GOOD bceause UT IS GOOD And im GONNA TALK ABUOT.THE. FOKDS AND HOW ABSUUTELY FHCMIGN GOOF THEY ARW AN D ahUAGH sory im Excitesd

fIm. first bringing up my best friend and enemy feijoada. it a black bean stew witj (generally) pork and its Good and Amasing and I fuKckING LOVE IT SOS MUCH (i mean theres also the part of It Has Beans but uh. whocars ita good).its also Especiallt great with farofa which is kinda lime. flour but not rlly?????? idk how2 zay it. anyways. wwwwhich others an i bring upPÉ DE MOLEQUE. has a concerning name (boy's foot if youre gonna loterally translate it) BUT its ALSO GREAT. ITS BASICALLY PEANUT BRITTLE BUT ITS COOLER BECAUSE ITS VRAZILIA/j and. There¢s ASLO BRIGADEIRO wjicj. you probabky already know but uts super gooooooodsgfhtnym AND theres also BEIJINHO WHIXH IS. KINDA LIKE BRIGADEIRO BUT W WHIYTE CHOCOLATE AND COCNCUT. ITS SO GOOD PLEAAAASEEEEEGHHHFFHHYGEHH. thereALLSO IS A BUNCHA GOOD DRINKs theres guaraná its amazing i lauve it. so mych. ktsmade from a plant (idk if i said tbat right) that looks likea buncha staring eyes uts funny. please dink a guaraná antártica itas so gOOOOOOD auuauauauagahrusgrkfnksbrkbekdnskgsjlskejkdsjcj

i am also a huge nerd about mythology in general so fusing 2 thins that im just 🤓☝ abuot makes me Explode/vvvvvvvvvvvpos so. Like. br mythology. AughHH I AM SUPER FUXKING. FIXATED ON IT CAN I ALSO TELL YUO ABOUT THE ONE STORY OFTHE VITÓRIA RÉGIA AND MÃE DE FOGO AND AND AND AN D AND ALSO UH THE WHOLE THANG WITH JACI AND GUARACI IM. gOnna start to Infodumop SO SO MUCH IM GONNAEXPLO

ok. ok imgona tell u abt the vitória régia one becayse its my favorute and has been since Iw aslike. 8. it might. be kidna dark but uh. theahole story is

basically thereas a woman who Really loves the moon god(ess*) jaci and theres a thing where. every night jaci chooses which womna its ginna take to be star with it and agian since she absolutely Loved jaci shed ttry Every Night. and then 1one night she went2 a river and ahe sasw the moons reflection and. she thought it was jaci going down to choose her .so thne she drownd,, but since it saw how she had an absoluteEffort go turn in2 jaci decidedto turn her in2 a plabt,, considering her2 be like a star so somrtimes its called 'the star of the waters' iirc

theres.More btu i thinj this is a but Enougj alread.y but. if u wnta me to tell u more Please askme nore abuotnit