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I want to tell stories.
That's it.
That's what I want to do with my life.
I don't care how I do it or what I need to do it, I just want to tell stories.
#don't mind me#im just having the realization of a lifetime right now#like it just fucking clicked#that's what i want to be when i grow up#i want people talk about me and say that i told good stories#captivating stories#intricate stories#real stories#human stories#i want people to look at my stories and see themselves#im#im so fucked up over this#i feel like everything is clicking#like i can't get a degree in that#but fuck my degrees are around it#fuck fuck fuck#this is it#this is what i want to do#holy fucking shit
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WHY THE FUCK DOES KYLAR BELIEVE WHITNEY OVER US?!??!!??!??!!!!!??!
#“i'll tell that scrawny little freak you've been sleeping around if you don't get in this classroom rn”#me with the iron chastity belt and shield i got just so kylar can be my first: ok bet#WHYYYYYYYYYY?!???!?!!????!??????#i fucking hate whitney just for this#just know that i'll be MARCHING to the mma gym from now on#WHITNEY THE BULLY DEGREES OF LEWDITY BETTER WATCH OUT#kylar the loner#dol kylar#degrees of lewdity kylar#degrees of lewdity#dol#it's okay i'm fucking sydney out of spite now
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Mawin. Hm?
23.5 DEGREES | EP3
#ciize apichaya#ciize rutricha#euro thanaset#23.5 degrees#23.5 the series#the way mawin was following tinh around was so fucking adorable ;_;<3#TINHMAWIN LET'S GOOO#my edits#23.5edit#23.5
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most comfortable piece of clothing that Tomoe's ever stolen borrowed <3
what was he doing with Rhett's jacket? don't worry about it <3
poipiku ver ♡
#there was gonna be a doodle where Rhett asks why Tomoe has his jacket and Tomoe's very casually like “I get off on your smell”#but the thought of drawing it made me homicidal#so yeah you just get jacket thief shenanigans ♡#no Rhett drawing but Rhett mentioned <3#dol pc#tomoe the vixen#degrees of lewdity#damsel draws sometimes#i should draw Tomoe fucking himself with his tail more often#it's smooth and he has complete control over it so i don't see why he WOULDN'T fuck himself with it when he doesn't have access to his toys#or when he doesn't feel like using them 🤷🏽♀️#also apparently i have 200 followers now??? so I'll have to make a post for that 🙂↕️#thanks you guys for sticking around 🫶🏽 I've been having a lot of fun with you guys and my little barbies <3#I'll properly thank you guys when im less...half dead#.✿
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cw // scars
was minding my business and realized the reason why my pc likes eden so much HBREFBHJERF
my pc's reaction to this discovery:

#HBJERFBHEBHJRFBHER PLEASE WHEN I FOUND OUT#IM JUST ??? HOLY FUCK#but ig it runs in the family to like giants who can toss you around as they please#idk i wanted to draw today but i didn't know what else to doodle HBERHFBHJERF#just decided to doodle my pc's parents since she's my oc with an established background HBREFHBJERF#eri the orphan#dol#dol related#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#eden the hunter#dol eden#fan art#art#mine#my fan art#my art#this was funnier in my head ig HBREFBHJERF#oc#my ocs
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(1) You've always been a little wary of the Magnate.
(pt. 1 | feat. @thedolmainblog's Aiden — I promise this will go somewhere more exciting in the next part askfhbaf)
From the moment you'd been close enough to actually watch them interact with others, something had pinged in your hind-brain, warning you away.
Then, it had been easy to listen to. Your work for Landry didn't really necessitate you interacting with them much at all, beyond a nod or two in passing. You weren't much for meetings — for all that you played a large part in intel-gathering, you left the more administrative work to your other co-workers.
You could do it in a pinch, but why would you with more capable hands there and at the ready?
(1) Now, however. . .
Things are more complicated, now that you're dating Blythe. The good kind of complicated, obviously, but definitely an adjustment.
Like right now, for example.
You'd mentioned off-hand watching a movie that it'd be fun to bring him lunch some time, and the way his entire countenance had brightened had had you silently committing to the idea even as he assured you that you didn't have to bother.
For all that he's your boyfriend, you don't always understand Blythe — for someone so willing to re-arrange his entire living room overnight because of a furniture piece you'd admired in passing, he struggled to fathom you might wanna do nice things for him too.
(1) Mostly, this just made you want to do more nice things for him. Like you could somehow out-spoil his attempts to spoil you.
And so you find yourself in the lobby of the town's biggest office building, lunch*-turned-care-package in hand and trying not to feel wildly out of place in your jeans and long-sleeved crop-top.
(*Bought, and not made, because you'd tried that once and discovered hours later that you'd given Blythe what was definitely food poisoning, despite how he tried to convince you otherwise. You would just lie if he asked.)
It takes a little bit before you can grab the receptionist's attention because you'd inadvertently seemed to come at a bit of a rush, sequestering yourself off to the side more out of habit than necessity — people seemed to very, very rarely bump into you these days, but old habits and all that.
(1) You do end up coming up a bit short when they ask you what your business is.
You'd been pretty sure Blythe had mentioned being around the office today, but it dawns on you only then that maybe you should've texted him before you came for some sort of confirmation — but it's not much of surprise if he knows you're coming, now is it?
But you also don't think he has an office to speak of, for the same reason you've never needed one at the Bar.
(1) So you. . . Improvise?
"Can you tell me which floor I can find Aiden's office?" You lift the paper bag in your hand by way of explanation, "I brought lunch."
The man's face twists like he's bitten into a lemon as he stares between you and the bag like either of you could explode at any moment.
"Do you have an appointment?"
"Oh, no, but I'm not here to—"
"The CEO is a very business individual; you need an appointment, even for. . . social calls."
Rude. No need to say it like that.
"I mean, yeah, of course they are? But if you'd just listen, I'm actually here to see B—"
(1) A sharp ding from the receptionist's computer steals both of your attention, and you watch the man's face contort even further in confusion as he steals yet more glances between you and your carefully-selected lunch.
"You. . . can go ahead," You think you should maybe be a little offended by their blatant shock at this turn of events, but mostly you're still a little baffled, "Top floor, just go straight— and behave yourself!"
Did jeans really make you look like some kind of ruffian, or have your years of criminal work started to affect your countenance?
You continue mulling over that thought all the way up, a little fascinated that you're not stopped even once along the way despite how many floors you pass.
You arrive, greeted by a set of double doors at the end of a short hallway — and spectacular views to either side of you, glass replacing much of the walls for a bird's eye view of most of the city. You admire the sights for only a moment before turning to the doors, hovering for a moment as you're once again reminded that you don't actually know if Blythe is even in the building at the moment.
(1) You. . knock?
You rap your knuckles against the solid wood, and wait just long enough to start second guessing yourself before you hear an electronic lock open, and take that as your cue to open the door.
The first thing you notice is that the space is immaculate — straight out of some rookie secretary's dream office, or at least what you imagine someone's dream office to look like.
The next is Aiden — obviously, this was their office (building) — smiling at you from their desk as they give a little wave of their fingers.
And, last but certainly not least— No Blythe.
(1) . . .Well, shit.
"Aster, what a pleasant surprise."
Tension snakes up your spine before you shove it back down, determined to at least seem at ease with your boyfriend's boss as you turn your attention to them. It's strange to hear them say your name, though you suppose it's not that weird for them to know it, between your connection to Blythe and length of time you've been working for Landry.
"Hi Aiden," You cringe a little at your own informality, but give them a tentative half-smile and lift the paper bag in your hand, their gaze brightening in understanding, "Is Blythe around?"
"He was, but I just sent him on a bit of errand — I'm afraid he won't be back for a couple of hours."
You nod but don't ask any questions — you're still pretty twitchy about potential conflicts of interest. It's about the only thing in your relationship that still gives you anxiety, not that you've breathed a word of it to Blythe. With all that he does for you already, you really don't want to put anything more on his plate.
You don't know what you'd do if Landry asked you to steal Intel from Aiden, but so far you're really just banking on your boss not deciding to give you what is basically a suicide mission any time soon.
(1) You give a hum in response, lips twisting as you glance down at the bag. You'd sooner surprise him with dinner and do lunch another day than give him old leftovers, but you're not really hungry yourself—
You glance back up at Aiden, who is still watching you with the same genial smile they've always given you, halo glittering above their head. Something about them still unnerves you, but the feeling weakens the longer you study them.
. . . The worst thing they could say is no, right?
"Are you hungry?" You venture closer to the desk, still feeling a little skittish but committed to offering, "No sense letting it go to waste."
For a half-second, you think maybe you've surprised them — and then they're smiling again, expression a little bit warmer, halo a little brighter.
"I suppose I could squeeze in a break," They stand, and for once you find the usual alarm bells silent as they feature to a small seating area near the windows, "—If you'll join me for tea in exchange?"
And, well.
Maybe you'd put a little too much stock into what was just an assumption? Wouldn't it be nice if you got along with Blythe's boss? Maybe it'd even help with some of your lingering anxiety?
Maybe you were just being paranoid?
(1) And thus began the beginning of the end your friendship(?) with Aiden.
#narrator: she wasn't being just paranoid#this is possibly a bit dry of a read i just really wanted to highlight aster blatantly ignoring her own instincts#and highlight her weird ass motivations for ignoring them to give aiden a chance#because she thinks it'll make life easier for the people around her#aster “instincts are for keeping OTHER people safe” askfhbasjfha#aster's like a stray cat around aiden @ this point#but like#one that's pretty close to letting you pet it#it'll be finneeeeeeee :)#whats the worst that could happen????#but also blythe please dont ever eat her cooking again i s2g she CANNOT cook#aster the gutsy#aiden the magnate#(mentioned)#blythe the fighter#dol fanfic#degrees of lewdity#personal hc is that they saw her thru cameras and told the secretary to let her thru ftr fuck that guy#scrunches my nose 'cause i dont love love this piece but its NECESSARY it just feels like maybe i let it ramble too much
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i swear my stepdad is so illogical AND stubborn it hurts
#okay so strap in coz this is a wild ride#tl;dr we have been without heat and warm water for years and i mean literal years#because he refuses to pay off some debt he built up with the company#because he feels unfairly treated (let's not get into this. it absolutely makes no sense) by the company#so instead of doing the logical step of growing some balls and admitting he made a mistake and paying off his shit#he's been looking for a new supplier all over but the deal IS#that he's been doing this with a couple of places before and people are hesitant to even make him any offers#and you'd think that learning about THAT at least now he'd be like. idk willing to just pay off his debt and be done with it#but you'd be WRONG#now he's looking to just have our entire heating system replaced for the teeny tiny price of 25000 bucks#mind you his debt isn't even a THIRD of that#and obviously he can't afford those 25000 bucks#so what's his next step now you might wonder?#well good thing you asked. his next step is going off on ME for not paying towards the new heating he wants#and now that that's not working for him guess what he did next?#that's right. he bought shit expensive 'space heaters' that are pretty much just small little boxes that you plug into an outlet#and he swears up and down that they're going to heat up our house (it's negative degrees outside)#(it's obviously not working)#and genuinely. all i can think of is how much money he shoved into trying to macgyver this house into a house with warm water and heating#and how he blew off ten thousands of bucks he got paid when he retired within the span of two weeks#when this debt could have been paid off ten times over by now#so now you might be thinking. okay tiago. why don't you move out#good question you see. my mom is disabled and reliant on someone who cares for her#something that he can't won't and shouldn't do because the last time he sorta kinda tried she almost died and we had to call an ambulance#she wouldn't eat a thing if i weren't there to cook. the house would fall into disrepair if i wouldn't do maintenance all around#i've set up (functioning) heat in some areas she occupies and i've gotten a boiler going so she at least has warm water#i'm paying off their bills to make sure he doesn't skip on paying any others. i'm buying groceries for them because again they wouldn't get#any for themselves#and finally. i've offered to pay off his debt so that we can finally live like normal fucking people do#and guess what. guess WHAT. he just got mad at me for not adding money to that 25000 bucks pool for that new fancy heating he wants
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something i've been learning again and again recently is that tged has absolutely wonderful reaction image material
i've been using these on my priv twitter account and it has been VERY fun scrolling back and seeing them,,, they work so well




like theyre so silly,,, they fit so well,,, i can use them in any situation,,, and the art expresses it perfectly,,,


they,,, may have replaced my tmnt ones

if i had the storage space i absolutely would go through the webtoon again to get fun screenshots for reaction image purposes,,, alas i do not so i will just use the ones i take every now and then
i love the art in tged so so much im so glad i read this webtoon
#tged#the greatest estate developer#lynn misc#genuinely i didn't think it'd knock me the fuck out of my tmnt fixation#not that im no longer interested in tmnt bc i very much still am#its just. on the backburner. cause. tged takeover in my brain#now i have. twice as many WIPs it might be a little bit of a problem#very short storytime i had actually been reading greatest estate developer since around the start of the webtoon#i liked it back when i started a lot it was one of my favorites at the time too#but the severe SEVERE attachment (thats two severes) didnt begin until way later#specifically. A WEEK BEFORE MY FINALS#do you know how devastated i was. to suddenly get severely attached to a media i like to a liferuining degree#RIGHT BEFORE THE TIME THAT I NEED TO FOCUS THE MOST#insane. insane!!! what the fuck lloyd why would u do this to me#i did in fact fail a final but its ok i still kind of passed the class
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Don't ask me, honestly don't know either.

This was supposed to be just a simple sketch :(
#fucking around when sketching and this happened.#me: hmm What should i sketch you got anything brain??#brain: You should redraw some sonic screenshots :) also while we are on the topic do you remember that sonic show from like 1993??#you should redraw screenshots from that *BAAM* Remember eggman has a mom?? Fuck the redraws! You remember that she has#an important role in that au you always come back to?#*Brain smack's desk* Finally and properly try to design her for the au!#Brain: oo she should have a metal sonic too but as a personal assistant instead.#me:* makes this* what happened?#Brain*busy filling in important lore building for the au*ah metal sonic should dressed up to match mama robotnic *goes back to lore grumble*#me“ wha?#my art <3#fanart#my art#sonic the hedgehog fanart#sth fanart#au metal sonic#in this au this specific metal sonic (gonna call her lime ) is a girl.#sips tea#why did i make this au with dimension portals and have there be 3 different metal Sonic's in the same damned dimension at the same time???#whyyyy#past me: Oh i think Scourge is real neet let's see what au's i can make with him.#dr robotnik#Eggman's mom and her doctorets degree's (don't think i spelled that right)#mama robotnik#eggman's mom#lime i just named you and made you but I love you. I'm gonna draw you in so many outfits.#trans metal sonic#love that for her#also mama robotnik just kinda nabbed lime from eggman after eggman had picked lime up from storage.#visited Lime free left 1+ Lime acquired.
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do you understand the words coming out of my mouth.
#dd.png#dragon age 2#cyberpunk 2077#it's about the tragedy of the protagonist. it's about the sheer Fucked factor of the city they live in.#you can't save everyone. you are not the hero. people WILL die around you. people close to you WILL suffer.#your friends are varying degrees of shady/shitty but they do love you and have your back if you have theirs#you may or may not be in love with a terrorist who likes cats#(up 2 u choom)#but it is about the FUTILITY of throwing your efforts to the wall of this damned fucking city#and how much it rebuffs your efforts and doubles down on the suffering it causes#but you try. you try because GODFUCKINGDAMNIT someone in this world has to#and it might as well be you if no one else at all#masc v#fem v#garrett hawke#marian hawke#unrelated: there is a Cyberpunk AU for DA2 floating somewhere in my head#one of these days i'll type it out. when i have the stomach for retraumatizing myself abt Anders again
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I don't even know how to start this but oh my god.
Watching Blade Trinity with the fam, as one does, and in the opening scene (which you can watch here if you want. Little warning for screaming but it's vamp slaying goodness) I see for literally a second... A SECOND... or less before the guy gets garlic powdered, his jacket opens.
Anyway I'm not crazy right..? This is the boys n Star???


Ignore the subtitles ... and the horrible quality but I couldn't stop thinking about it so this is a late night escapade. Comparison pic for your viewing pleasure (just crop Mikey out... that's what I do)

#this is so funny but god help us all#the lost boys#the lost boys 1987#tlb#tlb 1987#paul the lost boys#david the lost boys#david tlb#marko lost boys#blade 3#blade trinity#like barely but its still a fun little thing#also the Eric guy who plays Daniel/the journalist in the iwtv show is in it also as a journalist#blade is great all around . i mean ryan reynolds is there too and i have a personal vendetta against him but thats unrelated to this#i just think that being mean isnt a personality . anyway i digress#this is embarrassing but also soso so funny#again . srry for the ass quality n subtitles but i had to get this out there#like theres a vampire pomeranian in this movie#and also dracula#hes there too#and horrible cuneiform oh my god. how are they going to real a sentence from top to bottom if its written horizontally.#but thats also only half a second of screentime i just am getting a history degree and Noticed Immediately#perhaps why i was alert for the fucking Lost Boys Jumpscare
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hi for the love of god hello
#the feminist hatred for oda's art style draining from my body: 🤡#im sorry im a dyke im simply not immune to fem law#where did his internal organs go though#okay but if i was an artist i would make him a wooden plank of a woman.#fuck the hourglass standard. you would be able to land a plane on the degree of curvature of both sides of fem law. imo.#i didnt watch that flat ragdoll get hauled around dressrosa for 50 episodes to naturally take on this body type. get real.#+ i do wish they didnt go so hard on the 'fem presenting' eyes. like why does being a woman make your eyes 10x wider but whatever.#let fem law maintain his eye shape#one piece#op#trafalgar law#fem law#dyking
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cw // scars
delirious doodle i drew at 4 am when i found out after bringing the radio to the cabin and we can SLOW DANCE WITH EDEN!!!!
#fan art#art#mine#my fan art#my art#degrees of lewdity#dol eden#eden the hunter#dol pc#eri the orphan#THE WAY I WAS GIGGLING AND ROLLING AROUND MY BED#eden is my all time fave love interest tbh#begging for more content with eden because i miss him and i want to play with him#slow dancing with eden and he catches us off guard with the dip and i go SCREEEEEEEEE#i fucked up the size diff so pls use imagination to imagine them being a bit ???? well diff in sizes#eden was supposed to be bigger yes because i want lorge huntsman husband#eden x pc
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I swear to god if I see one more person reducing Lute's character to "Adam dickrider/girlfriend/best friend/etc" I'll go insane like do you guys understand what you're doing
#Sobek rants#I love lute&Adam's dynamic (platonically) genuinely but CMON GUYS#She's more than that okay??? Do you not understand the implications of making her whole character revolve around one man???#Yes he is important to her but she's still a person outside of her relationship with him! Her only trait isn't “loyal to adam”!!#She's a bitch (pos)! She's secretly a loser! She loves looking down on others to prop herself up! She's stubborn as fuck! She's impulsive#But can still be patient if the situation calls for it! She's a bloodthirsty maniac! She's ruthless! She's vengeful! She's not afraid to#Speak her mind! She clearly cares about others around her to some degree! And.Yes. She's loyal towards Adam to a fault. But that's not her#Entire fucking character! She's more than that and people need to acknowledge that. I think this is partially why I hate guitarspear (my#Dadam headcannon aside). I feel like most guitarspear shit I've seen reduces her to “Adam's third wife” “Adam's gf” etc etc#And this is probably why I prefer Emilute tbh- like ik it's a crackship but I feel like the contrast between them could bring out Lute's#Other traits and have her exist outside of Adam. Which is something the fandom refuses to let her do apparently#And again I get it! They're a package deal! An iconic duo! But if you can write Adam outside of his relationship with Lute you should do th#Same to her. I can't believe I have to say this!#I could go on for hours but I think I yapped too much.#Hazbin Hotel#◇angsty teen with a spear◇
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The situation these days is so topsy turvy I don't even know where to start but at least there's a glimmer of humour in it.
This is what happens when I blast cancon playlists in the hours before the biggest game since '72 summit and then watch the articles and memes roll out apparently.
#i dont know how to describe my mood like this was a guy i and every other kid wanted to BE#and now everyone is chomping at the bit to exile him its insane#not undeserved just absolutely 180 degree turn around and i am watching intently#projectcanada cities#pc: edmonton#pc: calgary#edward murphy#calvin mccall#hapo doodles#ink#boab omake#comic#traditional art#he literally showed up without a jersey and gave the team white text Be Great red hats and then fucked off like read the fuckin room man!!!
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man, i have to go do something in a minute here, but i am CONSTANTLY think about like... how long DOES the average circus member last before they abstract?
we dont have a lot of information about the passage of time in general in the show (which is infinitely painful to me, who likes to know about technical details very in-depth. but i understand writing wise why its like this) other than that the first 4 episodes take place over the span of 4(? or 5, depending on how you interpret the ending scene of episode 4) (which this also intrigues me that 8-9 days will pass over the course of the show... and also makes me curious about just how eventful the average day truly is in the circus!) days and that everyone in the circus has likely been here for at MINIMUM 2 years
(i say that because jax says "weve been stuck here for years" which implies that all of the people there at the time have been there for more than one year and because of the plural years, a minimum of 2. maybe. he also could just be oversimplifying things but unless given reason to think otherwise im interpretting the line this way)
we know of a at least ~18 people whove been in the circus total, but i frankly think its more than that. we know ribbit abstracted before kaufmo, but we dont know when ribbit joined the circus, or how much time was between these
it also depends on how long you think the circus members have been trapped for. i personally think this has been going on for at minimum 10 years (i have my own hcs abt it being ~16 years, but thats just hc and based on a bunch of my interpretations of random details) but we dont really know this, and how long this has been happening, and how long kingers been here, and whether or not kinger has or hasnt been here the longest
like if its been like 5 years thatd mean like... 3-4 people join the circus each year (on average). if its 10 years thatd mean 1-2 people join the circus each year (on average). and we dont even know how many people the circus has in it at one time on avg!! like theres the theory it floats around 6, but thats just a theory and not smth we know for sure. point being, we dont even know how often people join the circus and that effects a LOT of things
idk..... i guess the question really is 'how often can a person last in the circus before they literally cannot take it anymore' which is a much sadder question. we dont even know how long ago queenie abstracted, or ribbit abstracted. did zooble know ribbit? did ribbit get here before or after zooble did??
it just haunts me a little
#tadc#i perssonally dont think kinger is 'the' creator of the game. its a theory i see often but dont personally ascribe to#though i think him having worked on it is obvious. but i dont know if i think the game was 'his'#im also of the mindset that queenie was also working on the game which isnt smth i see much?#i think ppl assume she was an entomologist but imo that was just a passion of hers#not her job. but thats getting into hc territory#anyway i just think about like. the time frame a lot#they get up before 6 each day though..... or at least sometimes#if they ever get out (um. maybe.... not to sound bleak but erm. my hopes arent high)#their sleep schedules gonna be so weird they have not experienced a normal night-day cycle in years#but also#its too hc-y for me to include in the post proper#but imo a person typically maybe lasts a few months. people more predisposed to not being able to handle it prob abstract relatively 'early#but people who are more likely to be able to tolerate it long-term can pass that benchmark#i imagine the time spent is not often some middle pt. i think it likely lingers around the extremes#...actually thats probably WHY the people whove made it so long are so so very unwell#like yeah being in the circus is traumatizing and makes it worse#but people who already have problems nd stuff are. prob more used to a degree of despair and arent as easily struck down by the situation#tho if taken to the extreme obv they would abstract early on#theres probably some weird fucked up sweet spot of 'deeply unwell but not too much'#that enables a person to survive the circus for a really long time#as best highlighted with kinger#its less of an adjustment#...thats probably why ep 4 almost took gangle down actually. for a variety of reasons ofc#too mentally ill for the real world not mentally ill enough to abstract just mentally ill enough for the digital circus (/ref#of something but i cant figure out to look up what its a ref to...)#anyway i gotta make a tag for me talking abt like... meta stuff or smth#cus i do it a lot and i have fun#OH and also imo one persson abstracting prooobably puts others at greater risk of abstracting :(#what with how the show is emphasizing the role of Having People With You in making the circus survivable
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