#but even if she did break up with him it wouldnt mean she would date me

[gestippeldedieseltreinworm]

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[stopthisshitplease]

What I would chance about the last season of The Umbrella Academy because the last season was a disgrace for the humanity and lost of all our hopes. (#1)

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY

- Luther's jobs were in a bar for so long so it doesnt really made sense on why he was a pole dancer. I feel like after looking less hairy and buffy he would try to socialize more. Maybe hes that one barista who is overly talkative but so done with people. We could see some Karens absulutely wailing at him. And Sloaine. Shes with him. BECAUSE WHERE IS SHE???? But Luther begin a 'dancer' was really funny af sooo

- Diego wouldnt become a mailman thing. He was trying to be a police in the first season and tried to save Kennedy in the second. He would try to be a police again. Yk the Police Academy and all that. The CIA thing was good but if he cant get in the legal way he is getting in another way. You cannot stop him as he was a literal vigilante.

- Allison, Claire and Raymond lives together now! She wouldnt overwork herself, She is finally with her daughter and her husband now. She would work a small but stable job so she can provide and have time for her family. (Keep in mind that Raymond isnt from this timeline so hes still learning about the future) And yes Klaus does visit her time to time so he can babysit Claire, even thought its more like Claire babysitting Klaus.

- Klaus is eighter a psychiatrist or has a 9-5 job while is studying in community Collage. Eighter way he is helping drug addicts, homeless people, LGBT+ people, angsty teenagers in his own way. People know him as a friendly weirdo but they all like him! Hes not doing well financially tho. Güven that he doesnt have a stable job experiance.

-Five working in CIA doesnt make a lot of sense. For all the means he probably swore wouldnt work anything like that at all. He lives in the countryside now. And is a farmer! He tells the other people who lives close to him that he inherited the place by his dead father (haha) and the others learned the hard way to not pity him.. The boy maybe cant travel now but he is sure manically dangerous!

- Ben... Agh Ben. Not sure about him. He is obviously an asshole. But in the season he was more open. He was getting better. He doesnt have a lot relationship with the other siblings so I dont think he wants to hang out with them at all. But I dont think he would be a criminal (minus minor law breakings but who is counting?) Maybe he teaches martial arts? But a really competitive teacher and his students always go to home with bruises. He swears its a part of training. The parents are not amused. His yelp revievs sure is something!

- Victor wouldnt have a thing with every woman come on.. He loves Sissy too much for that. And his relationships never ended good. Him having his own place is nice but he strictly never dates. He adapted to the powerless life better that the others given that he didnt have them for a long time. But he still felt like the little kid who was locked up again time to time. Would be kinda cool if he and Allison bonded over it. (Allison couldnt talk for a year remember?)

- Lila wouldnt be a stay at home mom. She would still be on the 'book club' but her, a stay at home mom??? She has insane abilities in physical power, she would maybe be a coach. And for her AND Diego having three kids bespite begin scared to have one?? Nope those babies are poof! Gone!AND NO SHE DID NOT CHEAT.

[imsogayyippee]

I saw someone post their marble hornets queer headcanons and I love talking about my sillies so I'll make a post like that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3333

i basically ship anyone and everyone here so. yeah (except for jay x women n shit yk what i mean)

(under the cut cause it's long as hell)

Alex Kralie

He's bisexual btw btw!! I think he'd have a preference for men but hes definitely had girlfriends. Amy was probably the longest lasting girlfriend he's had, they would have gotten together near the end of Alex shooting Marble Hornets after he broke up with Tim and then they break up when. well. Amy died in 2010. So they were dating for like 3+ years!!!!

I usually play around w his gender cause. he's so gender lets be so fr. But my main headcanon is that he's a trans man, MAYBE not fully (demiboy or smth like that) but the point is that he transitioned and presents masculine >.<

I think he might have had some weird not-quite-dating relationships w Jay and Brian in high school or beginning of college and also dated a few women, but the only serious relationships he's had are Tim and Amy. He knew both Jay and Brian in high school but he met Jay first and besides from "dating" both of them, I think Brian and Jay ended up actually dating each other near the end of high school.

He started dating Tim in college a while after Brian introduced them to each other. They grew close fairly quickly, and Alex helped Tim whenever he was like rlly sick from the operator sickness or whatever, and they eventually started dating. They didn't date for too long, only a few months until Alex started getting affected by the Operator. Shortly after they broke up, Alex started dating Amy and then that's when he moves to go to the same college as her.

If we were to talk about my dear beloved AU where him and Tim survive, then they would start dating some time after MH ended. Obviously not right after because I mean. Alex did kill most of his friends. But after maybe,,, somewhere between half a year to a year I think they'd realize they still have feelings for each other, and that said feelings are even stronger now that they only have each other left and that they have the mutual experience of everything they went through. GOD I could talk about them for hours I love them.

Brian Thomas

Honestly, I mostly see people headcanon him as bisexual or even straight (nothing wrong w that btw!!!!!) but personally I see him as gay lol. Idk, to me he'd have some women flirt w him and he wouldn't even notice because he just thinks they're being nice LOL I feel like even if they wouldnt date women, they would have very close women friends :3 Also kinda weird headcanon but I think him and Jessica would have dated before they transitioned, and then after transitioning Jessica figured out she liked women and Brian liked men lmao

I never really see others headcanon this but to me Brian is non-binary idk. He presents masculine and goes by he/they, but I think they'd be like,,,,,, non binary with a strong connection to masculinity if that makes sense?

Near the end of high school, he started dating Jay and this went on to college, but eventually Brian met Tim and started liking him, so they figured out some sort of polyamorous relationship where Brian (consensually ofc. i do NOT fw cheating) was dating both Jay and Tim :3333. Not long after, Tim also figured out that he liked Alex, and this turned into like,, jay dates brian who also dates tim who also dates alex (already clarified this but just in case THIS IS CONSENSUAL!!!! NOT CHEATING!!). Eventually, when Brian sort of like disappeared?* and Alex moved, the whole thing kinda fell apart lol.

*(tim mentions in entry 15 that he hasn't heard of brian in a while)

Jay Merrick

Obviously he's gay cause,,, well,, that's canon. He "dated" (weird flirty friendship who occasionally kiss but won't admit it) Alex in high school and then, kind of out of the mutual experience of having """dated""" Alex, him and Brian grew closer and started dating. This man was down BADDDD for Brian I know it. Bray is cute as hell idc IDC!!!!!!

Later on, during Marble Hornets, he dates Tim maybe since like,, around the time of entry 69 or something like that?? and until he. well. dies. Idrk if they ever labeled it as dating, but even if they didnt, deep down they knew they were dating lmao.

Jay is so trans man to me. I could also see some sort of like non-binary for him but to me he's mostly a trans man. I think he'd go by any pronouns except for she, I don't think he'd care much as long as people aren't referring to him as "she".

Also I feel like he'd be asexual or maybe demisexual idrk lol

Tim Wright

YAY!!!!!! THE SILLY >__<

He is gay to me. He's probably had a girlfriend at some point, but he quickly realized he did not like women in that way lol. He obviously didn't care much about any of this for a while cause he didn't really have the chance to figure this stuff out until like college, which is when he got out of the hospital. When he met Brian, he was not only the only friend he had, but also he was super nice. Like they were such a good friend. Because of this, they became best friends and eventually started dating. Some time after this, Tim met Alex through Brian and also kind of grew close to him, since Alex would be with him if he was having a bad (operator sickness) day and stuff, and eventually started dating him too. They broke up when Alex started acting like an asshole bc of the operator n shit, and then when Brian disappeared he was back to being alone :(.

He's such a trans man to me. I cannot see him as anything else I'm sorry. I think he also wouldn't really care about pronouns as long as it wasnt "she". He started transitioning when he started college, mostly with the help of Brian. I think the most he would have done in the hospital was cut his hair tbh.

Also hes asexual!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe demisexual/greysexual (I'm totally not projectinf. at all). Also he's demiromantic (guys I am not projecting I swear).

Jessica Locke

She's a lesbian btwwww. this is half canon but still!!!!!!!!!!!!! She used to think she was bisexual before transitioning but then realized she only liked women. She was dating Amy since the last year of high school and then Amy also started dating Alex in late 2006 (CONSENSUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). They stopped dating when Amy went missing in 2010 ☹️☹️.

I'm not gonna make headcanons of the comic characters since, even if I've read them, idk that much abt them, but Jessica also started dating Taylor after MH :3

Jessica is so MtF to me. if you even care. She goes by she/her and has been out since she was little :3

Amy Walters

She's pansexual :3333333 she's had both girlfriends and boyfriends throughout high school, but eventually started dating Jessica. Then, in late 2006 she also started dating Alex. She dated both of them until she died :(

To me she's also MtF :3 she goes by she/they ^_^

Sarah Reid

She literally only shows up once but idc!!!!!!!!

She's bisexual and hear me out. intersex. She goes by any pronouns but mostly she. I don't have any dating headcanons for her, maybe Seth?? Idk I've seen people ship that I think, I don't usually think about either of them😭. I feel like her and Tim would have really gotten along during the shooting of MH lol

Seth Wilson

He's bisexual :3 I feel like they'd be agender?? Idk why lol. He goes by any pronouns. I think maybe he would have dated Sarah, idk lol. I also feel like they'd be demiaroace or smth like that, and based off that for some reason I kinda like the headcanon that maybe Sarah was like a childhood friend? ^_^

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I LOVE YAPPING!!! Sorry if any of the shipping doesn't make sense, I usually make different like,,, timelines for each ship instead of fitting them all together in the same one lmfao

[sanjidysphoria]

Hi agi I'm obsessed with your tags under that tmi post you're my idol please tell us more about bow you ruined this man's life

you know what. theres 30 mins left so i will. so the reason i got with him was is very confusing and it was obviously out of revenge.

back to elementary school when i had a best friend named uhhhhhh kate (not her actual name). so kate and me we were epic bffs because no one else liked us. however for very different reasons. see kate was genuinely just fuckign irritating while i was emo. i kinda actually hated her ass but since i had no other friends i was like sigh this will do. we went to different highschools and i had a friend in another class named dave. now those two through me got to know each other and they started dating. i dont know how cuz again this girl was fucking annoying but anyway. fast forward two years i basically dropped her ass since i got lowkey popular in highschool because i was openly gay and the highschool had a weird straight gay ratio, like i swear everyone was closeted. again fast forward to last summer they break up because dave couldnt take the long distance thing. and kate hits me up. like every day. and i HATE her ass okay she made me miserable through elementary and now for some reason she thinks she can just traumadump on me every day, and i dont mean like "im sad today :(((" she GENUINELY texted me shit like im killing myself today. i called her mom btw i was so sick of her. and she wouldnt leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!! so i go hm. how can i make her not text me ever again. and she gave me a wonderful idea cuz one time she was bitching about how dave never even liked her he had a crush on me like whatever man i dont give a shit. im gay. but then... what if i wasnt. what if i stole her ex man and she came to hate me and blocked me everywhere. this is where my childhood best friend, andrew came into the equation. because see i was nt rlly friends with dave anymore but i knew they were best friends so if i used andrew i could get with dave! again im gay. im just fucking insane and evil. so we start hanging out and this one time me and dave get very close to hooking up but then he says aw man but ur gay. and in my mind im like yeag thats valid but how do i let him know that im not? so i tell andrew hey im bi thinking he would tell dave. he didnt though and one time we got very drunk and he was like can we make out and im like drunk so i go sure......... and then we started like being a thang lowkey but the funny thing is dave didnt back down like???????? and andrew was like super jealous the whole time and im pretty sure i ruined their bestfriendship whatever i kinda always thought they were in gay love idk. but then kate got the idea that me and dave were also a thing despite me being with the other guy and she actually did block me everywhere so the plan kinda worked idk lol thats the lore

[charnelhouse]

AINT no damn way price doesn’t have some type of corruption kink. Like those pornos of dilf fucking young women- that’s him fr fr. He even had the porno mustache.

He probably hate and love it at the same time tbh. Like he knows he shouldn’t be with someone under him who is so much younger than him but DAMN does she make it hard.

He has definitely made a sex tapes and stuff when he was younger and his current s/o finds them on accident one day when he’s busy and she’s just so shocked about how fucking rough he can be and so mean during sex. He’s probably so soft and sweet to her because he’s scared of hurting her and those girls he was with wasn’t people he was dating, just some flings and the tapes was for quick cash. His s/o isn’t even mad cause that was so long ago when he made them but DAMN. One of them has a girl face down on her belly. It starts with her face smooshed down into the bed with him holding her hair down with his huge hand and the other is holding a cigarette (something he smoked when he was in his early 20s) to his lips. He starts out slow and rolls his hip while letting out the smoke that he held in his mouth but the girl keeps whining and whimper. It looked like he was annoyed by the noises she was making and maybe it was just an act but whatever it was it caused him to hold the cigarette in the corner of his mouth and bring the now free hand to her hip and force her back into him so harshly that it causes his s/o watching to flinch. He’s going so slow but so rough that if he wasn’t holding the girl by her long hair the poor girl would go flying off the cheap squeaky bed.

It’s so nuts to her that she can’t even comprehend it! He’s so soft to her that even if she ask to go fast he will hush her or barely go faster. He always says he doesn’t want to hurt or break her or that he’s fine going that soft but clearly he isn’t! All these videos he’s so harsh and rough! She wants that!

The girl in the video is so loud but can’t get clear moans out cause now he’s wrapped his arm around her throat where now her throat is in the joint of his arm and every time he flex’s his arm it chokes her. Price had pulled her all the way up by the throat with his arm to the point she’s almost completely standing up.

He’s frowning so harshly and sweat is starting to form at his hair line. He doesn’t even look like the same person! She wouldnt even be able to recognize him if it wasn’t for the tattoo on his upper arm that looked fresh in the videos she watched. His thrust was so vigorously and rough into the woman what the girl wasn’t even making noises any more her mouth was just hung open and her eyes was squeezed shut.

He just kept saying things like “take all of it” “stop fucking crying and take it” things he would NEVER say to her even if she BEGGED him to. She knows he’s holding back when they have sex. It makes her feel hot and uncomfortable knowing he’s capable of doing stuff like this! There was another video where he face fucks another girl with one hand tied so tightly to the base of the girl’s scalp and the other is holding a beer to his lips. His s/o wonders how much did he make from these??? She hopes he got good money from these tales when he younger cause damn! Where have these been???! How has she not found them until now?? They were hidden in a small box in his side of their closet in a hole they found in this house he just bought them. It was a beautiful house and they haven’t finished unboxing, something he promised he’d do when he came back from this mission he was currently on.

His s/o would just keep digging in these boxes. More and more vhs tapes and cds would be discovered and they weren’t named they just had dates on them from the early 2000s. Go even deeper and there’s literal old playboy magazines, a camera, old condoms, and even older pack of cigs? It looks like he hasn’t touched this stuff in yeeeaarss. Does he even remember he still has this stuff? It would be funny if it wasn’t so hot. Does he think he’s too old to do this stuff now?? Why won’t he do it? Why hasn’t he told her about this? She’s not mad just wants to know! Does he have a thing for being watched or recorded? If he did would he rewatch it or want to do it with her? This shit is all so crazy and funny to her she wants to tell him she found this shit but she doesn’t even know if he remembers he has this shit. Price has a bad fucking habit of forgetting about shit or keeping shit that he doesn’t fucking need and she ends up throwing shit away when he isn’t looking.

Theres even a video of him with picking up a girl and literally throwing her onto a couch after the girl says something to him. This is so nuts to her. She would just be sitting on the bedroom floor with all the tapes around her while going through these magazines from the early 2000s and looking at his old stuff from them too. There’s even pictures of him in here. Some of when he was in college and partying with his friends, some he’s with his team he use to play sports with, and under that there was the pictures of him with naked women or men or him himself was naked. All this shit was under his college sweaters and trophies so maybe he really doesn’t remember. It looks like he hasn’t been in this box in a long time. Is he in any of these magazines? Did he do this during college to get by or did he like genuinely enjoy it? There’s so many! He had to some what enjoy it if he kept the original copies of these videos! Who are these girls and guys? She’s so interested in all of this. It makes her want to act like how these girls do in the videos to see if he will remember them or just think she’s copying something from a show again.

Hahaha I still think that if he took a video of anything it would be on his phone and it would be blurry aF

I actually think Price would be drawn towards older woman because he assumes they can take his darkness. If he leaves them, they’ll be fine on their own.

That’s not to say that he wouldn’t be with someone much younger but he’d avoid it because he assumes they wouldn’t be able to handle who he is and what he does and how he has this entire violent/secretive life

He has enough baggage so he’d be like fuckkk why would I put you through it

[eternitas]

So by now a good chunk of people have watched @quinton-reviews Video series (or as he calls it :'Mini series' lol) discussing Fred, iCarly, Victorious and now Sam and Cat.

One thing that just wouldnt let go of me (and I also made a comment on that) was a moment in iCarly he talked about in which Sam and Freddy as a couple have to deal with Freddies mum trying to seperate them. It all goes so far that Freddie finds out that Sam manipulated his application to a summer camp so he would be rejected.

I wont go into much more detail but lets say that Sams reason is not fully... Understandable here.

Now mind you I have only wwtched quintons review and never seen that particular episode myself, but their "fight" really bothered me because it seemed like a completely botched moment where they could've inserted a real character moment.

So. Here is my 5 minute first draft of "how it couldve gone" in scipt form

DISCLAIMER: I do not have a proper grasp on these characters so its likey that this is very out of character. But then again, the writers didn't do them that well either so-

[Scene: Sam and Freddy are upatairs in the iCarly studio, having an argument after Freddie found out that Sam is responsible for him not being accepted to the summer camp. They are alone in the room]

F: I want to know WHY sam!

S: because-- i was mad at you

F: for what?

S: remember when I asked you for the time and--

F: that can't be the reason.

S: it is!

F: Sam, tell me the truth right now or I am leaving!

S: no wait! Wait, please don't go-

F: ...

[Freddy is taken aback by her sudden display of panick and it knocks him out of his own anger. He becomes soft]

F: Sam. Please tell me why you did that. I want to understand.

S: because--- i don't want you to go.

F: but WHY

S: because I need you.

F: need me how?

S: I dont know! It's... Easier with you. Everything is. Like it is with Carly but different. You make things better.

[She sits down defeated and lets her head hang. Freddy hesitates then sits down next to her]

F: Like Carly?

S: yeah but differently. She makes things less awful and problems less.... Bad. She gives me a place I can call home. And you're giving me something like that.

F: being with me grounds you

S: yeah that.

F: ...

S: Please don't leave me.

[ Sam tears up and her voice breaks. Freddy pulls her close so she can lean onto him]

F: I'm still mad. I get now why you did that, but that doesnt mean that I will just forgive you and forget this. I really wanted to get into that summercamp.

S: I know.

F: It's not just a camp I really want to go to. I'd get some space from my mum.

[Sam sits up and faces Freddy with realisation.]

F: I could've had a summer without her constantly being around me. Not that she wouldn't try to still visit and call all the time. But that's not an option anymore.

S: I--- I didn't know.

F: yeah. why didn't you talk to me?

S: because! ... I didn't want you to see me as clingy. we weren't dating and I didn't want you to know what you mean to me.

F: but if we cant talk to each other then maybe we don't even have a friendship we can rely on!

[It grows quiet and freedy stands up. Sam tries to reach for him to sit back down but he manages to escape her.]

F: I'll go get Carly for you.

S: Freddy.

F: You seem to have no trouble talking to her.

S: Freddy!

[Carly comes in and stops in her tracks looking from freddy to sam and back]

F: I'll be going.

C: Freddy-

F: I'll text you. Take care of Sam.

[Freddy leaves without being stopped and Sam tears up again before anger gets to her and she starts to become violent in frustration.]

C: Sam! stop it!

[Carly manages to wrangle Sam away from her destruction and hugs her while Sam breaks into sobs and clings to Carly.

Black]

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And then we get a full second episode of sam and freddie being awkward with each other and trying to mend their relationship.

[timelessxmemories]

@miss-midnightt , @the-main-characters , @gmanwhore , @ghostlyplacetobe

MAJOR LORE DROP FOR LOCK IN CANON.

[ aka me, Crow, letting my oc, Lock, be happy for once in canon and actually have an okay relationship with her dad! Yippee! ]

Lock has a 4 year old daughter named Amaris. She's been a single mother for as long as she can remember, but once she began dating Sera, she was grateful that she was no longer alone in raising her 4 year old girl. Also. Your selfships with her is canon. To me. In her lore. So when she first met you as well, she was so overwhelmed with love and care that she probably ended up crying because holy shit there's people out there who actually love her. Wow. It was actually when she met you that she realized that she's pan and poly. Her daughter Amaris of course took this really well, and was so so so happy that she had more people to bethwte for her and her mom and just absolutely loved and still loves to draw you guys things, including Sera because she really really really loves everyone who her mom loves!

When Amaris was born, both her mom and her dad were there, but her father soon left the both of them and left Lock to raise Amaris all by herself. Keep in mind, this was during Lock's time in SOLDIER as a first class so she already had a lot of stress on her from that, so while she was out doing her missions with Sera (assuming they were partners in canon), Amaris would either be left in the Turks care or Hojo's care while she was gone. Surprisingly enough, when she was left in Locks father's care, (Hojo's), Hojo was actually really nice to her and tried his best to be a good granddad to try (not really) and make up for lost time. This resulted in Hojo gaining a bit of Lock's trust back. Because everyone deserves a bit of character development every now and again. Also, another thing to note is that Amaris does not have wings like her mother does, however, she still has the Celestial blood in her veins, meaning when she's old enough to use Materia, her Materia will be enhanced and made stronger due to her genetics. It's unknown how exactly the Celestial blood works with Materia, but Hojo suspects that it's because Lock's blood is also transfused with Jenova Cells, and because Lock had an offspring, those genetics were transferred down to Amaris. Yet another thing to note, the birth of Amaris wasn't forced on her by Hojo, Hojo didn't even have any plans to have Lock create an offspring because, yknow, just because he's a mad scientist, doesn't mean he doesn't have any morality or humanity left in him for his daughter. He still loves her, but, in his own way I suppose. He also really loves his granddaughter Amaris to bits, when Amaris came along, that's kind of when he realized that oh. Life is precious. Even my daughters. And then he toned down the experiments and now he's actually trying to be an okay dad! Yeah. I know, before, originally, he was supposed to be a shitty person to her, but like, I'm giving him a fraction of a heart, some morality and reasoning behind what he did to Lock, after killing Starlight he went into a spiral which meant he did things he shouldn't have, and then Amaris came along and saved her mom's life, and without even realizing it, fixed (kind of) Lock's relationship with her father. Good job, Amaris!!! We love you!! Anyways, if Hojo is the one watching her at the time, he will show her all around the lab, all of his experiments (probably shouldn't be showing those things to a child, but it's Hojo, when is he ever thinking of these things??), his machinery and whatever else all while carrying Amaris around on his hip, straining his back but that's okay, because sacrifices must be made. (as one does with a toddler), he'll even actually take a break from his work just to read a picture book with Amaris (much to his disappointment because he wanted to read a book on Quantum Physics, but *sigh* he supposes it wouldnt hurt to read a picture book), or even colour or draw with her which is really rare because this man literally never stops working. Also, every now and again he'll let Amaris wear his lab coat. Why? Uhh, because she's an adorable child, and who can say no to such a cute face??? Also, Lock likes to take Amaris for shoulder rides and fly around with her wings, Amaris loves it. Lock tries her absolute hardest to try and take care of Amaris, and with everyone helping her, it makes it much easier, Amaris is never deprived of love, she has so much love. everywhere.

Also, a little bonus: Lock and Amaris have a Holland Lop Rabbit named Snickerdoodle and an Australian Shephard Puppy named Charlie!

Snickerdoodle [Female]: (Obviously not my picture)

Charlie [Male]: (Once again, not my photo)

- Charlie and Snickerdoodle are really good friends, Snickerdoodle tends to think that Charlie is her baby and tries to take care of him like her own. It's cute. I promise. But Charlie tends to think that Snickerdoodle is either a really soft pillow or a play thing. Don't worry. Charlie doesn't hurt her.

- Snickerdoodle is a rescue from the SPCA in Midgar, she was found near a dumpster which at the time was on fire, she was rescued and brought into care, she wasn't injured, but she was already a domesticated rabbit so they couldn't set her free into the wild. She was most likely previously abandoned by her previous owners. While Lock was off duty, she decided to stop by the local SPCA and take a look, that's when she met Snickerdoodle and immediately fell in love. Snickerdoodle now has a very loving family and home. Charlie of course, when he first met Snickerdoodle, he immediately decided to play with her, which in turn, Snickerdoodle let him do so because she was tired, and then Charlie tuckered himself out and fell asleep with his paws covering Snickerdoodle's back.

- When Amaris first saw Snickerdoodle after Lock came back with the rabbit, she instantly ran over and started petting Snickerdoodle, bombarding her mom with loads of questions which in turn Lock responded as best as she could. And if Amaris asked too many questions, she'd just either give her a cookie to shut her up or send her to either Sera, Sephiroth or Zack.

[nattyluvs]

CAFE CUTIE - chapter 9

"you tryna go to jay's place and get on the game?" sunghoon spoke from jakes side, as they walked side by side through the school's halls.

"nah, ive got to study for real, ill catch you guys later though" jake replied, trying to suppress the grin coming up his face.

"hey you never study...i guess she really changed you huh?

"what are you talking abou-" jake began to speak but proceeded to quickly quiet down, hitting sunghoon when he saw you approaching. what he didnt expect is that you were going to turn and talk to him after what he did.

"hey jake, were gonna need help in about two weeks, dont plan anything super important during that time" you quickly stopped in the halls to tell him this information, proceeding to leave when he acknowledged your words.

as you kept walking away, your figure become smaller as you were farther away from the boys, they finally continued their cut-short convnersation.

"i didnt know you had rizz like that."

"shut up...of course i do"

jake had to hurry home in order to keep up his "ethan" disguise, and try to get to ur meeting spot before you could possibly suspect anything was up.

he thought of telling you, even the first time you met outside of school, but he couldnt bring himself to. jake knew it was wrong and he would probably end up hurting the both of you in the end, but he decided fo continue his lie, just to live in his delusions a little longer.

"are you not getting bored helping me with this boring subject that is boring" ethan groaned, feeling the pain in his back after sitting for almost two hours.

"look! its not boring unless you make it boring. if you pay attention its actually kind of interesting, you know?"

"listen, ill give you a small quiz on the stuff i just helped you with, and if you do good enough we can go do something else." you suggested, honestly getting uncomfortable for sitting for so long.

"okay, you better not be lying though"

later, the two of you somehow end up at the pizza place nearby, zero intention to buy pizza. what ethan's attention was drawn to was the little arcade area (probably for kids) in the back of the small resteraunt.

"ethan i know i was going to treat you but im not joking when i say i only have five dollars on me right now." you spoke, breaking the silence of him staring in amazement at all of the prizes

"aww its okay...we can just get icecream or something!" ethan suggested, sulking abit at the fact he wouldnt be able to win the lego set he had his eyes on.

you thought for a seccond, "if you really want it, we can come back together again another time?" it almost sounded like you were asking him out on a date when the words slipped out of your mouth.

it wasnt like he was a bad person. he had a pretty nice personality, funny laugh, very good humor and he was pretty cute(?) i mean, you hadnt actually seen his face yet;, but when you see someine with a mask on, you can always tell from the rest of their face what they look like under it.

"its alright, we can come back. ill walk you home since you're going to pay for my ice cream."

"who said i'm paying?"

"what...i thought it was your treat cause i passed my practice test!"

"im kidding ethan...you owe me next time though"

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sorry i wont shut up about this but i feel so conflicted right now!!D; and maybe typing it all out will help???

and I highly suggest to not read this unless you want to be here for an hour reading nonsense LOL

im seeing my bestie friday so im gonna tell her everythinggg and get her opinion on all of this before i see him again in a few days.

i just started to hang out with a "new" friend but it makes my bf uncomfortable and idk what to do about it... and tbh im not going to stop being friends with them:/ ik that sounds kinda shitty on the surface but its like asking me to cut someone off right after getting to know them.

im gonna explain almost all of the context....

okay, so... 2020 was a ruff year. it was covid and quarantine. my mom was super super strict about it. once people began to hang out in small circles bc cdc said it was okay to, while still being careful, i was still not allowed to leave my house. i felt soso isolated and alone and it was def one of my lowest moments. me & my bf were basically in a long distance relationship.. or thats what it felt like. all we had was facetime. he started to hang out with his friend from school more often (i had stuff to say to him about that & its in another post). after a couple of months, my mom finally let us see each other.. but it had to be in my backyard only and we couldn't be close. it was okay at first but after a while we got bored and wanted more. he got impatient and petty about it. i understood where he was coming from but i was trying to be as optimistic as i could, even tho it was hard. its bc even for like the 1-2 hrs i got to see him, it made my day. (my friends were also starting to hangout in their backyards but i never told my mom bc i figured she wouldnt let me go.. but when i told her afterwards, she said she would have..??)

it was getting colder outside which made it harder for us to see each other. it was also just a sucky situation and it was creating some resentment. he wanted to talk with me on ft about it and i knew it would be serious. AND IT WAS. he did most of the talking and it was leading to a breakup. BUT (this is important) he couldnt for the life of him break up with me, let alone say the words.. SO.. he suggested that we do a break. neither of us have done that before but its obvious that it means its temporary and you use that time to figure things out and get some space (we DEFINITELY shouldve been clearer about it). he got emotional and i held mine in. he was saying all these good things about me and how he still wants me in his life and that we can get together again; that we would still talk everyday and be friends. at the time, weve been dating for about a year and a half. right after we hung up i bawled my eyes out and immediately facetimed my best friend in FL.

days go by and me and him are still talking everyday, only in a more friendly, platonic manner. eventually, he starts replying later and later, he turns off his location, and its like i feel forgotten about. im so used to knowing what hes doing that now it feels weird to not know and its hard to adapt to these changes.

I download tinder to find some FRIENDS to talk to (only for girls). he was barely talking to me and i was questioning our friendship relationship (situationship i guess). although i dont remember the details of my profile, i DEF made it clear that i was on there for making friends only. i had no intention of pursuing anyone for a relationship... bc i had my "bf" still. HE clearly went a diff route during our break....too much to unpack there but in the end, it just made him want to come back to me.

So.... Snow (that is their nickname ive given them for tumblr) was one of those people who i chatted with on tinder. theyre female but identify as they/them (i dont think they used those pronouns when we first started talking tho). they msgd first and our convo was actually really long-lasting so we followed each other on IG. (theyre also not the only one i've exchanged IG with so its not like i only gave it to them). Yes, I thought they were pretty when i swiped. sue me. i think many people are pretty. its just me acknowledging when someones aesthetically pleasing. eventually, we talked less and i also went on tinder less. After about a month into me and my bfs break, he begins to talk to me more like he used to. Then he asks if he can see me bc he missed me. Still cant leave my house with him but we hang out and its nice. HE ASKS ME IF I MET ANYONE NEW. i say no and hes like ...really?you sure? I ask him the same and he says no (while breaking eye contact,, literal red flag but i was blindsided). he tells me the truth over FT and that ruined me way more than i let on. (i think he's feeling a similar way now but for diff reasons)

we got back together after and the rest of the year (2021) was super fun. weve now been together for almost 4 1/2 years! since our BREAK NOT BREAKUP (not me @ ing him when he wont even see this) me and snow comment on each others IG posts now and again. for ex, ive said they looked so prettyyy & i would compliment their makeup skills. they would reply in a cute/flattery way. thats how they reply to comments. theyre also very embellished, like with emojis. theyve commented on my pics saying i look cute and hyping me up with compliments as well. it just turned into a natural, mutual thing; idk how else to describe it. its like having an online friend where you only interact thru the comments to show kindness. LOL IDK that sounds corny but yeah. girly things i guess. & then irl its so subdued.

so aside from the comments, we would react to each others stories like once in a blue moon. they posted about watching demon slayer so i said its a good anime. i posted me and my bfs halloween costumes and they said we looked so cute. fast fwd to the end of last yr... we said happy bday to each other and i brought up the idea of possibly hanging out one day if theyre down. so yes, i asked first. they said they would love to and that they were glad i asked bc they were too anxious to ask themselves (mood). im surprised at myself that i even asked but i guess i felt comfortable enough.

(i feel like im writing my own biography omg..) anyways, we get each others numbers and talk about our schedules. we were both very busy so nothing happened. we sporadically made small talk, as one does with their internet friend, over a couple of months. we talked on IG more & also thought about the plans for when we hang out. its now like almost summer and they text me asking if i was free last minute to hang out bc they were gonna be in my town but i was busy.

its now like a month later and i see them at the mall with their friend when i was with my bf. (i already spoke about this so i wont repeat it). after that day, we finally made a day to hang out. bf wasnt happy about it; i tried to reassure him; he saw and still sees them as someone to worry about; he thinks im gonna do something stupid and act out on any fantasies i may have. he knows im bi; he sees snow as someone who looks queer. he thinks that our intentions are to get closer to each other in a way that crosses a friendship.

he saw me listening to a playlist titled sapphic energy. it just consists of songs i enjoy by female artists and ive had that playlist for a long time now. i only edited the title.. but just now i switched it back to what it was before so thats ONE thing "fixed" to make him at ease.

he doesnt believe me when i tell him that my only intention and motive here is to make a good, new friendship. THATS ALL I WANT. AND THATS ALL SNOW WANTS. i can see how it can look like its more from an outside perspective bc of our IG comments but it was not like that in person at all!! it just felt like hanging out with a friend and introducing new things to each other like shows and foods. snow even made it clear that once someone is their friend, they cant see them any other way and that formed to protect their feelings. when we hung out there were literally no signs of feelings or anything that would cross boundaries. i didnt get that feeling i get when i have a crush and lose all my brain cells. by our second hang out we were past any awkwardness and it felt like a regular day out with a friend.

I did look cute that day but i always dress up!!! i dress up like every time i see my bf. i dress up for work. i dress up when im going out with friends. i enjoy fashion and makeup and looking pretty,,

last yr he was using bumble friends and he met up with a guy but they havent hung out since. ive helped him swipe on people before and i was okay with it, except when it was like an attractive girl.. would that be hypocritical of me tho?...idk. we def both get kinda jealous over these things. i can get territorial, like he is mine lol i am his. we would never be open or add a third and the thought of him befriending new females made me nervous. especially after what happened during our break. like idk, that still sticks with me and makes me think of bad feelings..and even more especially now after finding out about what he and his friend did.. but me feeling nervous about that is like what HE is feeling (T-T) I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP AND IT SUCKS. i dont think i catch feelings easily. i dont get butterflies over people easily. im not an openly sexual person.

like. am i being unfair by continuing this friendship? snow doesnt know how he feels about us. idek if its worth telling but im gonna wait till more time passes and see how things go. would him hanging out with us make him feel better?? would it be too weird? he already doesnt like the idea of snow so how would he be in a room with them.

i wanna fast fwd to friday so i can tell my bestie about it and then fast fwd to sunday so i can see him. he is still not back to his usual self when we talk on snap. he tries to save serious confrontations for in person bc he sounds angry thru text so even tho itll make me nervous, i still wanna work this out so it doesnt ruin our relationship.

[coolkidstuffsblog]

apologize.

misty x nat

misty held onto natalie "you wont leave me right nat?" misty looked up to nat "ofcourse not misty..i'll never leave you." misty smiles as nat places a kiss onto mistys head and went back to watching tv.

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nat laid next to kevyn after her agruement with misty she called kevyn to had sex with again, nat turned arount 'dont feel bad for her.' nat furrowed her eyebrows and thought about mistys face if she finds out.

natalie wouldn’t be able to forgive herself if it ever happends, if misty finds out nat will end up dead and she already knows that misty wouldnt forgive her no matter what.

but why did she turn to sex? instead of solving it out she just had sex with kevyn, shes with misty..mistys her girlfriend or lover who knows but the point is! is that she and misty are together and she has to get rid of this manwhore on her bed.

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misty stared at nat with widened eyes "i..i slept with kevyn." mistys bottom lip trembles as she launches foward and back hands nat "what the fuck!" nat felt blood inside her mouth "y-you betrayed me! you lied to me?!" nat scoffs "duh misty, we just-" misty cuts her off "god! how could i be so stupid! your natalie scatorccio ofcourse this would've happend!" misty began to cover her face as she began to feel herself crumble into pieces "i-i thought you loved me..was that a lie." nats face dropped and she walked to misty trying to touch her hand to get it off her face "no it wa-" misty shoves nat "dont touch me!" misty turns around "misty..it was an accident it wont happen again." misty scoffs.

nat sighs "misty..i-im sorry..i love you." misty turns around "well i dont." natalies face turned pale as she walks out of her own house leaving nat in there.

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misty drove a bit far before breaking down into tears "how could i've been so stupidd.." misty grips onto her steering wheel in anger.

misty began to sob even more as she imagined nat and kevyn probably begin dating and get together "who knows maybe they'll have kids i dont know." misty sighs and laid against the window, she was exhausted and she felt sad and upset and every other upseting emotion she could feel the nausea in her mouth "oh my god..if nat kisses kevyn then kisses me? OH GOD." misty began to gag and ended up puking on the streets in disgust.

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misty went back into her house til she turned noticing the walls had yellow balloons and nat with flowers and caligula with a little hat "hi misty.." nat was flustered from embarrassment, misty felt her heart melt "i wanted to talk this out..ya know?" misty nods "i mean we werent even together yet so i dont even know why im so pissed." misty shrugs.

after a couple tears and bitch-fest misty forgave nat because she already knows what to do if kevyn even gets near her.

nat sat on the couch and misty sat on her lap wrapping her arms around her girlfriends neck happily kicking her feet as natalie turns on the tv and places her hand onto mistys waist to hold her in place.

misty sighs "you wont do it again right?" nat shakes her head "nah..he has a small dick anyways." misty chuckles "if you went to him so many times then your lying." nat rolls her eyes "hes just good at going dow-" misty pulls back from nats arm "NUHUH! NO i dont wanna hear this." misty crosses her arms "alright alright..but your better then him anyways." misty turns "really?" nat chuckles "yeah! your 10 times better then him in sex! a 100 percent!" misty scoffs "i dont believe you." nat shrugs "so me screaming out your name wasnt real?" mistys face turns red at the memory "nat, he probably made you feel nice too." nat shook her head "not better then you!" nat wraps her arms around mistys waist and began swaying them both.

"hes not that good really..barley even knows what hes doing." misty giggles and goes back to watching tv, nat places a peck onto mistys cheek and places her head on her shoulder "when are we gonna become a thing?" misty asks "now." nat smiles up at misty "alright..um misty quigley, would you like to be my girlfriend?" misty smiles "i'd love to." misty and natalie share one kiss before going back to watching tv, caligula flies next to them and sat near them.

[emetkoto]

What ARE your other XIV ships?

I don't' really have any npc/npc ships bc i just dont care that much if my ocs arent involved thats just how my brain works gjskbsflds but here's all my wol/oc ships:

K'oto is in a poly ship with Estinien, G'raha Tia, and Emet-Selch! It's not like a four-way thing where they're all together too it's just. They are three guys who happen to have the same boyfriend and all live together with him <3 They go on group dates and stuff but Emet excuses himself from cuddling and Other Such Activities that Estinien and G'raha like each other enough to let overlap unless it's solo time with K'oto bc he's literally only alive rn for him he could possibly not be less interested in everyone else!!! but aside from occasionally butting heads with G'raha out of habit he's nice enough to them when they have to interact bc he knows K'oto will be sad if he's mean </3 he is married to Emet and G'raha but he and Estinien are chill staying as just partners, Estinien doesn't really care about marriage or putting labels on their relationship it's just not his thing and thats ok <3

Eme is shipped with and married to Urianger, but was involved in a will-they-wont-they mutual "unrequited" love thing with Haurchefant where they both thought they weren't good enough for the other and so never took initiative and then......it was too late </3 if not for That though she would have married him but bc soulmate stuff she would have still fallen for Urianger eventually and they would've become a poly thing bc I hate making choices and writing breakups and also why would they break up. If you asked me to pick two guys in this game who wouldnt mind sharing a wife it'd be them! She and Urianger are also kinda. Open. Y'shtola sometimes Joins them as a third but it's purely physical, and I maybe sort of kind of have been tossing around the same thing with Estinien lately. I had a weird shower thought about Eme pursuing him to cope after the Vault that turned into 'ok yeah maybe not that early but after 7 years of watching him grow into the weirdest most pathetic quirked up elezen man imaginable she might kinda want him' but again. only physical. The only ppl she's been in love with are Urianger and Haurchefant. She's one of those "likes every kind of girl and one specific kind of guy" bisexuals

Adem is shipped with Erenville and they're just kinda vibing :) not married yet but they will be eventually....they travel the world together when Adem isn't busy with his goldsmithing apprenticeship under Godbert or Studium work! Adem is very stupid and nervous all the time but Erenville finds it SO hot. Trip and stutter more boy it's only making him want you more! Truly failing upwards

and then Coconut is shipped with and married to Thancred though it's only as of the end of 6.0 that things have really settled down for them, it's been a rough 7 years what with Thancred being. Thancred. Spent a long time cheating on her even once they'd made things official following the praetorium where he promised to be better for her......then kept doing it and even ditched her at the banquet for another girl after promising he'd be there to spend time with her then she thought he DIED.....then he came back and promised once again he'd be better......then the truth about minfilia came around and he got really pissy and started acting like a dick 24/7 and also STILL flirting.....etc etc etc until late shb where she reached her breaking point watching him treat Ryne like shit and also continue treating HER like shit so she broke up with him.....at the end of 5.0 tho he tried to propose and made his grandest most sincere apology yet and even though she took him back for one more chance she rejected his proposal bc she needed time to see that he was serious before that.....they were married.....then he did good for all of 6.0 and they got married in the 6.0-6.1 1 year timeskip :) things are good as of right now.......only time will tell how he'll do in dt. king of fumbling, thancred waters

[platonicmoonwater00]

frrrr personally i do headcanon peter as asexual but not aromantic(i have an original character of mine that i ship him with), also he actually has a personality!!! omg!! but nah i didnt used to hc peter as ace but i started recently. lemme explain my hc of peter real quick.

first of all, he's a huge drama kid whos good enough to be the star in every play but the "hot" guy who cant act for shit always gets it which really pisses him off. also he plays the drums(i do not take credit for this idea cos i got it form tcoptp) but he isnt in music class bc he started when he was in in primary school and would js be so far ahead of everyone else. also he is like super loyal(ironic ik but i never write canon compliant fics so it's fine) but hes got a really loose tongue so cant always keep a secret, but hes just doesnt think before speaking, hes not malicious.

he was also a huge people pleaser in primary school and at the start of of high school but in like year 8 he was like fuck this and now he seems like a pushover so people get surprised when he goes off at them when they try to walk all over him.

i also hc that after he first started dating his gf they yknow *did the deed* and he was like completely repulsed. he went through a few stages where he was like "maybe i dont really like her" or "maybe it'll get better cos this was our first time" and "holy shit, what's wrong with me" which is a sad one cos theres nothing wrong with him. but eventually he talks to remus about it and remus already had kinda guessed that peter might be ace bc of past comments he'd made. so remus is like just kinda listening and nodding and lets peter get all his feelings out.

personally as soon as i talk to somebody about something thats confusing or frustrating me they dont even need to say anything and i kinda js end up answering my own question or figure out a solution by myself.

so he kind of just ends up realising and is like "OH" and so he does a bunch of research and a LOT of am i ace quizzes and is eventually quite sure of it.

and mind you this was like half a year into his relationship so my man was nervous like he made it into a really bad thing in his head and thought that everybody(especially his gf) would hate him. and he thought she'd break up with him and no one will ever date him again. but eventually remus hypes him up enough to tell his gf and shes from a traditional family but is like insanely open minded even though her family isnt so she hadnt heard of asexuality before but he explians it to her and shes soooo accepting and understanding and i love that for them(her parents are bitches about it when they find out tho after peter and their daughter get married)

sorry i have been waiting for a long time to dump this on someone. but i totally agree, making peter ace or aroace js because you think no one will like him or should be shipped with him cos hes fat is so silly billy like girly he was really nice. i mean even if we're being canon compliant, they genuinely never thought he'd betray them, like ever. and lets be so fr its not like he was a total pushover, i mean if we are still being true to the books(i never am) then james was a stupid kid who had some of his values skewed so he wouldnt have befriended or stayed friends with someone that was completely useless?? and its not only fatphobic to make peter useless like people do but its also kinda acephobic like "oh hes useless and fat and unloveable and no one would want to be with him and i dont want to ship anyone with him imma make him ace ig" like girl no.

and its really weird honestly like i know plus sized people who are super nice and have really good personalities AND i know plus sized people who are really popular and really bitchy. but half of the perceptions of peter are js him being useless and not having a personality? which is stupid bc theyre people, not aliens and they have personalities. is that such a strange concept?? like what???

also i totally agree about the plus sized lily thing like i feel like plus sized lily is SUPPOSED to make us accept our bodies but like a lot of the fanart makes me feel bad about mine. like i have prominent stomach rolls, thick thighs that i hate, back fat and yknow the fat next to your armpits that sticks out when you wear singlets. also i dont exactly have a double chin but you definitely cant see the line of my jaw. i dont have an hourglass figure either. so now im going from oml im supposed to be skinny to hey maybe its ok not to be skinny to oh its ok not to be skinny but im supposed to have a jawline and an hourglass figure????

LIKE WHAT

sorry i did say id explain that 'real quick' but i got carried away

also peter isnt a 'prude'. he drinks and smok3s w33d and goes to party hes js ace. like id also like for us to demolish the stereotype that ace people are goody two shoes pls. like if anyone in the marauders doesnt do ^ that stuff its james lets be so fr.

Fatphobia in the Marauders fandom

I have spoken briefly on this before, but I think perhaps it is time we stop making Peter a prude, or unable to find a date, or "a late bloomer". I'm really fed up of regularly seeing posts saying these things with no explaination or supporting headcanon for why.

I think if you want to make him asexual or aroace for legitimate reasons then that's fine, as someone on the ace spectrum I love seeing good representation, but so often it feels like people do it because they can't think of anyone to ship him with because they don't want to ship someone with the fat kid. It's not because he turns bad later, because he's not bad during the Hogwarts years. But it is consistently Peter, someone who is not conventionally attractive, who is portrayed as some undesired sexless character who betrayed his friends because he couldn't get laid or have some great love like them.

Guess what, fat people date too!! Fat people are capable of having interests that aren't related to food or proving their worth through other ways. "He's fat but it's okay because he's really good at chess". NO. Peter can want to date, Peter can participate in talking about sex, Peter can have a partner and it not be a big deal that "him of all people" pulled someone.

If you don't think that this is a genuine problem in the fandom then you might need to re-evaluate. This is not the representation plus-size people deserve.

"But Lily is made plus-size and gets put in ships, plus-size Lily is hot". Plus-size Lily is still usually drawn in a way that is acceptably fat by society's standards. She's curvy with thick thighs and an hourglass figure, with a jawline and a small stomach. Give me fics of her an apron belly and a double chin and a realistic waist where James or Mary or Pandora or anyone still thinks she is the hottest shit. Please. We deserve this.

[absolutelyfizzing]

unwanted feelings

james potter x reader

description - You'd had a crush on James Potter for years and when he kisses Lily Evans in front of you, you are heart broken. Later you find that he didn't actually feel as you expected and he explains himself.

warnings - some angst, unsure reader, fem pronouns, self doubt, negative self talk, not eating for a day cause reader is avoiding someone

word count - 2800

A/N - so this one isn't my best work by far but i wrote it so looks like its getting posted. i don't know why all of my reader inserts lately are so fem and sort of bubbly, i guess it's sort of what i'm aiming for for myself right now but i'm sorry if it maybe isn't coming off as relatable.

MASTERLIST

Your throat tightened in anxiety as you watched James zoom around the pitch. He was reckless when he was playing quidditch and it was one of the things that made him great at the game and an excellent captain. It was also the thing that nearly gave you a heart attack every time you watched him play. You went to every one of his games and you always wore something of his with his colors when you were in the stands. You were stood up on your seat and a slightly bored looking Remus sat to your right, reading from a book you didn't recognize. You'd thought that Sirius playing would be enough to keep him interested but sports was just not something he enjoyed watching. You were usually that way as well but whenever James was playing, suddenly you were the most intent spectator in the stands.

You were more worried than you should have been. More worried than what was appropriate for a friend to be. That's what you were, friends. That had been reinforced many times by the shaggy haired boy and you tried desperately to get it through your head before you embarrassed yourself one of these days. Sometimes though, you just couldn't help it.

Really you might have thought he reciprocated if you didn't know any better. You often got comments on what an attractive couple you guys were but each time it was quickly corrected by James. Normally along the lines of 'Oh god no, we are just friends. Purely platonic' , sometimes followed by a shudder or a gag even. It upset you every time to no end but you played along. You rarely, if ever, contributed to the shooting down of any feelings but that was never noticed by the man you had feelings for.

You'd had a crush on him since you were probably in your second year and now you were coming to the middle of your seventh. There were a million times that you almost said something but every time there was a reminder that you were not the one he had eyes for. It usually took the shape of disgust at the thought of dating you or commentary as he pined over the Evans girl who you felt you could never compete with. How could you when she was just perfect. You saw her to the left of you as she stood in the stands as well and your hands shook with insecurity before looking back toward the game. Your heart raced nearly as quickly as James did around the pitch and you prayed that the snitch would be caught soon so that you could get rid of the stress surrounding you. You felt a hand on your right shoulder and you looked over to find Remus had stood and was looking at you caringly.

"Are you alright, Y/N?" He asked softly and you tried your very best to soften your gaze and calm your stance so you appeared less concerned with someone that you shouldn't have that much interest in in the first place.

"Of course I am. When am I not?" You smiled before looking out at the pitch.

"When youre watching the guy you're in love with play a dangerous game that you don't like." He stated simply in response to the question you meant to be rhetorical and your eyes widened.

"I don't know what youre talking about." You nearly whispered and Remus smiled.

"I'm not gonna tell anyone Y/N but its not exactly subtle. It probably doesn't help that I know the look on your face because it's how I feel too watching Sirius play." He was still smirking but your anxiety was far from eased.

"Oh god, does he know?" You asked scaredly, terrified that the answer would be yes and you would have to stop spending time with him.

"Shockingly, no." You sighed out in relief but Remus continued. "You should tell him though or else he might end up moving on."

"What do you mean? There's nothing for him to move on from. Everyone knows he's in love with Evans and he has made it pretty clear that he is opposed to being anything more than a friendly relationship with me." You choked out, struggling with the words leaving your lips but knowing them to be true.

"I mean he has a minor crush on Evans but it's nothing compared to the annoyingly huge crush he has on you. He's probably just overcompensating for the fact that he's insecure and doesn't want you to reject him."

"Why are you telling me this?" You asked sincerely. You were friends with Remus as you were with the rest of the marauders but it was nothing compared to the friendship they held within their group. You knew Remus was more loyal to James than to you so you couldn't understand why, if it was true, Remus would be telling you at all.

"Because he is trying desperately to move on seeing as he is under the impression that you aren't into him and I'd hate to see him throw something away that could be really good for him." Remus smiled gently and you looked at him gratefully.

"I really appreciate you telling me and all but I just don't think I can believe you. I can't even count how many times he has made a big show of not liking me. I love him too much to ruin what we have and I know that if I confessed and it went bad that I would lose him all together. I would rather have him in my life in a way that hurts than not have him in it at all." You stated sadly and Remus sighed but nodded in understanding.

"I get it but just know that I'm being honest and pretty soon he is going to give up on it. I just want to see you both happy but if its too big of a leap, I understand. That's exactly the excuse he tells the rest of us too."

Suddenly cheers erupted from the stands, cutting your conversation with Remus off as everyone ran to rush the pitch. The snitch had been caught and gryffindor won. You were excited for James but you were also a little terrified to walk onto the pitch to see him with the now conflicted thoughts running through your head. Your thoughts were stopped by the image in front of you which was causing the whole crowd to cheer. James had pulled Lily Evans into a kiss in his excitement and your heart stopped. You felt nausea rise in your throat and Remus caught your eye with a sympathetic look. You didn't look at him for longer than a second and you ran off the pitch with tears streaming down your face. You found your way up to your dorm, pushing yourself to get there quickly before the common room filled with students celebrating their victory. James was always one to love attention so he would be getting crazy after the game which he did just about every time they won.

When you made it to your bed, you hurried under the covers, throwing the shirt you were wearing which belonged to James onto the floor. You felt your heart clench at the despair you felt. You wanted to be upset at Remus for getting your hopes up but you knew he was sincere in his want to help. Still you felt that you would probably not be able to face James in the weeks to come. Maybe, given a little time, you could be around him and not be upset at the world for taking away your chance with him. As you laid in your bed, you stared at the ceiling. You felt tears streaming down your face and you grew angry at yourself. He didn't owe you anything, he wasn't into you. That wasn't his fault and it was so unfair of you to expect anything more from him when your feelings were not his responsibility.

You weren't sure how long you laid there but you could hear the party start and end in the common room. It must have been late. Sleep wouldnt come though, you could just feel your heart continue to break and you were stuck in a loop of self pity. You made the decision that the following days would be spent away from James if you could at all help it. That was probably what he wanted anyway and it was the only way that you would get over the pain you were feeling. At some point your roomates entered your dorm and sleep overtook you for a few restless hours.

When you woke up, the sun was barely on the rise. You hurried up and got dressed and ready. You were planning on getting to breakfast early to avoid running into any of the marauders. You found your plans were not going how you wanted when you entered the great hall to find a head of red hair next to a mop of black. Your throat tightened and you quickly moved to turn and head out of the great hall. You heard a familiar voice call your name but you rushed out before you could give it too much thought. You knew that if you let him try to convince you, you would end up having a very upsetting breakfast with your best friend and his new lover. You would rather avoid breakfast.

Throughout the day, avoiding James was proving to be harder than you had thought it would be. You had many of your classes with him and you even sat next to him in a few. He was insistently trying to get you to open up about why you were suddenly so closed off to him but you remained shut off, reassuring him that nothing was wrong and you were just a little tired from the game the day before. You avoided lunch for the same reason as you had avoided breakfast and you felt yourself starting to get a bit lightheaded. Your afternoon was spent avoiding James but soon he was preoccupied with Lily anyway.

You were hid in a corner of the library when a cough alerted you of someone's presence. You looked up to find the very eyes you hadn't wanted to see.

You pushed it down with a gulp and smiled a bit at him, trying desperately to keep the tears at bay but they were growing harder to hold back after keeping everything pent up all day. It probably didn't help that you were hungry and therefor a bit more emotional. You could feel the tears sitting in your eyes, waiting for something to go wrong so they had an excuse to escape you.

"I don't know what I did wrong." He mumbled while looking at the floor in front of you and you took a deep breath.

"There's nothing wrong James, I promise. It's just been a long day." You smiled and your heart picked up speed.

"Since when did we lie to each other?" He questioned and your heart stopped. You were left unsure how to respond.

"Since the truth would cause more damage than good." You spoke honestly. At this he looked up at you and your eyes met. A tear left you and James immediately moved to comfort you but you tried to move away, standing quickly to evade him. You regretted it as spots filled your vision, the lack of food catching up to you. You know that you turned a bit green for a moment because James looked slightly scared.

"Y/N I dont know whats wrong but you look like you should be getting to the hospital wing. You don't look well."

Before you could answer you felt your vision blacken and your legs give out before your consciousness left you completely.

When you woke up, you knew you were in the hospital wing. It smelled sterile and the bed was stiff underneath you. When you started to wake madam pomfrey came to check on you.

"You can't go around with an empty stomach like that again, do you hear me?" She scolded, though her eyes were soft. You nodded solemnly. "I was alerted that you hadn't been to the great hall to eat all day, you have to know that isn't good for you. I'm gonna have a prefect watch out for you the next couple days to make sure you're eating at meal times. Understood?" She asked again and once more you nodded before leaning back and sighing. You looked at your surroundings and were surprised to see the black haired boy next to your bed fast asleep. Your heart took off again and you felt trapped by your environment. As anxiety swirled around in your chest, James had woken up a bit.

"You're awake." James sighed, laced with relief. You still wouldn't make eye contact with him.  You felt the bed dip as he sat on it and you looked up to watch him put his head in his hands as he leaned over. You felt guilt fill your chest more than it already had from hating that you felt any claim over the man in front of you. You knew you were in the wrong and the last thing you wanted was to cause him any pain. "Remus talked to me." He almost whispered.

At that moment, you wished you could have apparated to anywhere else in the world. You looked back down at your lap and tears were once again brought to your eyes. You felt betrayal that Remus would reveal your feelings to James.

"I'm sorry." You apologized and you fiddled with your fingers.

"Why are you the one apologizing, I'm the one whos behaved poorly." He assures and you shake your head.

"That's not fair to yourself. You're allowed to want to be with whomever you want and my feelings should have no effect on that. You've made it clear for years that you weren't interested in me and it is my fault that I couldn't take a hint. I'm so sorry." You gushed out and tears started to fall from your eyes. You felt James get up from your bed and you prepared him to leave but instead you felt arms wrap around you and a kiss came to your head.

"Y/N I have had feelings for you for years. I was just always too scared for myself to even consider that you might feel the same." He whispered out but you felt only a different kind of pain. Even though he had now admitted his feelings, he was still dating Lily. Not you. Almost as if he could hear your thoughts he spoke quietly. "I broke it off with Evans." You pulled away immediately.

"What? Why would you do that?" You asked quickly and before he had a chance to answer you feared the worst. "Oh god is it because of me? James please dont let my feelings have any bearing on who you want to date, I can't stand the thought of being the reason you broke up. Even if we do have feelings for each other, you deserve a chance with Lily if that's what you want."

"It was mutual, actually. She understood that I had feelings for you and she said she had a crush on someone else. It just seemed like I had kissed her a bit rashly on the quidditch pitch and we agreed that we shouldn't have gotten together in the first place. It was only a day anyway." He reassured as he explained himself and you calmed a bit.

"So what does this mean." You got out, almost inaudibly.

"It means that, if you'll have me, I'd like to take you out on a date." He stated as if it were the simplest thing in the world and you almost couldn't believe your ears. Before you were even thinking you were nodding quickly, causing spots to once again fill your vision and James grabbed your shoulders to stabilize you before you both laughed. He pulled you by your shoulders toward him and he caught your lips in a kiss that somehow expressed all of the years of repressed feelings. When he pulled away he smiled at you and sat back on your bed. He spent the rest of the day with you in the hospital wing talking about all of the places he was going to take you in the coming weeks.

[euphoric-barnes]

ook, i saw you wanted requests, so. I have two headcanons?? like, a reader who's very open about how much she loves bucky and going all in with him, like tons of pet names, being clingy as fuck and bucky just LOVING the shit out of her and out of that part of their relationship. and one day, because of tiktok, reader going "oh, goodmorning james" and he's just HAVING THE BIGGEST BREAKDOWN. in his mind going insane like "fuck, what did i do??????" and reader just doing that for the whole day, and bucky just breaking and asking why the fuck is she/they calling him James, he's baby, he's my love, he's hubby. who the fuck is james EHDBCJVNRJF.

who the hell is james? — b. barnes

warning(s): a 106 yeard old baby man.

note: i just realized what i did with the title. for the other requests, i swear i’ll do it soon. stuff has just been hectic for me lately.

you love bucky

that’s no question

who wouldnt lmao

he’s love

he’s baby

he’s mine

he’s bub

he’s babi

he’s honey

he’s sweetie

he’s bucky occasionally

he’s every pet name out there

you never called him james

you would always cling on to him when you have the time

okay let’s be honest, even if you don’t have the time you always force there’s time just to be with him

and even though bucky isn’t as showy as you are

he still never failed to show you how much he loves you

he’d silently show it

bring you flowers bcs he remembered you

bring you this book bcs he knows you’ve been wanting to read it

take u out on a date bcs he knows you need something to take your stress away

okay so we all know how basically tiktok has consumed most of us

so you saw this thing with girlfriends pranking their boyfriends by calling them by their first name

so you wanted to do that with bucky for months

but u keep forgetting bcs u whipped for your boyfie

who wouldn’t be

then one morning, bucky walks in the kitchen with you working on something on your laptop as you waited for your toast

“morning, doll.” bucky greets with a smile as he walks straight to the fridge

“morning, james.” you said

and you thought, finaly ????

bucky stopped on his tracks, walking to you

“doll?” bucky says and you look at him

he awkwardly chuckles, “what’s up?”

“nothing..?” you trailed off, smiling at him awkwardly as you go back to your work

“so, um, doll,” bucky says, trying to make a conversation so he would know if he heard you right. “sam might call later about another mission. so i might go and return the next day.”

“alright,” you said as you kept typing. “good luck, james. and take care.”

bucky taps his fingers against the counter as he looks at you but you didn’t spare him a glance

poor baby being pranked :(

“coffee’s there, james.” you said, pointing at the other side and bucky just nods, fiddling with his fingers

he walks over to where you pointed, going over what happened yesterday

did he say something?

did he act stupidly?

what did he do?

w h a t

“doll?” bucky calls and you turn to him

no !!!

you’re supposed to say “yes, my love?”

“are we okay?” bucky asks

you nod. “yeah, why?”

“n-no reason.” bucky says with a forced smile

you nod, turning back to your laptop

maybe you’re just stressed?

“i’m gonna go to the bedroom.” bucky says and you nod, smiling at him

bucky starts walking until you called him again

“oh, james?” you call and bucky turns around to look at you. “tell me when you need me to drive you.”

“yeah.” bucky breathes out and ruches up to your shared bedroom

he immediately calls sam because baby !! doesn’t !! know !1 what !! to !! do !!

“sam sam sam sam samuel”

“whAT BUCKY”

“i think y/n’s mad at me.”

“why?”

“she’s calling me james! have you ever heard her call me james? no! bucky sometimes but james? n e v e r”

please stop pranking this old man

then there’s a silence

until sam starts laughing “....what?”

“samuel! stop laughing.”

“man, your girlfriend’s got you wrapped up around her fingers, huh?”

“what do you mean?”

“it’s a prank. it’s happening everywhere. where she calls you by your first name.”

oh

“oh.” 

sam laughs again. “i’ll see you tonight, buck.”

“okay. thanks.”

bucky puts the phone down, going back to you to see you still didn’t move an inch

“doll >:(” bucky says

“yes, james?”

“no! i’m love! i’m your love! i’m baby, bubs, babi, mine, honey, sweetie, any pet names but james!!! >:(”

you laugh loudly, opening your arms turning towards him as he walks to you, gladly embracing you

“good morning, my love!” you said with a chirpy voice and bucky hums in approval

“that’s more like it.”

in conclusion, he is no longer the winter soldier.

he is james baby barnes 

[antiloreolympus]

10 Anti LO Asks

1. I find it funny that I am supposed to be shocked and angry about Zeus cheating when we know Hera was also cheating. Also Hera got to banish Leto basically forever from Olympus and no one has batted an eye over this. Could you imagine how much hate Zeus would get if he tried to banish Hades.

2. Love how the punishment is basically just forcing Persephone to actually do her job for once. No wonder Rachel and her fans see this as some great slight, Rachel notoriously does almost none of the work in LO and her fans are overwhelmingly well off teenagers who don't work and have their parents paying for everything for them, so the idea of actually doing their jobs (or even having to work) is the worst punishment ever. It's so entitled esp when Persephone is a rich heiress in this too.

3. I've never seen such a terrible take on Greek Mythology since Disney's Hercules.

4. it doesnt help either that not only do a lot of gods share roles so there cant simply "one" job as the single earth goddess, but also the norse gods (and probably others) exist in this too, so why would there only be ONE earth goddess for the whole planet? plus wouldnt that mean Eros shouldnt be a love god then since that's his mom's job? like it's just overcomplicating mythology by trying to "simplify" it instead of just letting there be more than one deity per thing. it's really dumb IMHO

5. oh 1000% persephone will only be thinking about hades over any sort of self reflection and figuring herself out. rachel has spent literal years at this point making sure she has nothing to her beyond her relationship to hades, and this is already framed as their "tragic separation", so there's no way it won't just be her yearning for him and nothing else. the long winter will probably be persephone being sad too. get ready for another 2-4 years of the same dragged out "romance".

6. why are they acting like this is the greatest tragedy in the world as if theyre not immortal but also theyve literally only known each other a month? this isnt like splitting up a married couple, it's not even a dating couple. also didnt persephone claim she wanted to "own up" to what she did? then why is she so upset she got an actual (tho minor) punishment? bc that seems to tell us she said that just to save face but actually expected her sob story/hades to get her off scot-free. 🤔

7. the mid season finale was truly a homage to rachel's special talent of backtracking, retcons, inconsistency, plots being added and dropped. jumbled characterization, and just plain bad writing. despite having it in the name she cant even remotely keep her own lore in check. i wouldnt hold out that her "break" will fix anything either, as the B&R creator confirmed Webtoons won't even allow them to make new episodes unless they give the okay, so look forward to more bad writing and rushed art too.

8. WHY DOES ERIS LOOK LIKE A REJECTED MUPPET I HATE IT HERE

9. you know i could buy the "take away" powers bit if it was via say gaia, ouranos, khaos (do they even exist in this?? i hope not) bc theyre the most ancient beings of which they could claim power from and it would make sense for them to be able to take it away since they created the universe as the first ever gods as opposed to just?? randomly giving it to zeus?? like if he can do that then why doesn't he just depower everyone lmao. it makes no sense.

10. lo hades when his childlike intern slash trophy bride turns into flowers: :V

[im-not-a-simp-i-swear]

Scenario- lesbian MC, platonic relationship with the brothers. MC has just been asked on a date; how do the brothers go about vetting the demon lady before she gets a chance to be alone with MC? 👀

BROTHERS VETTING ON MC'S DATE

(Hooray my first request!! Hope you like it :) )

💙LUCIFER

- he will probably be the most calm looking out of all the brothers, but man's judging the poor demon lady until he is convinced you'll be ok

- will make some questions here and there about their plans with MC

- will wait until you come back and then will interrogate you about how the date went

- if anything went wrong, no matter how tiny the error is, you vetter prepare the chains cause he is about to go feral

- clearly is pulling out that big brother card he has with you

- " she didnt do ______?"

- " its ok MC let me go, i just WANT TO HAVE A TALK WITH HER-"

- "how dare she not be a gentlelady with you!?"

💛MAMMON

- big brother card 2.0

- will proceed to interrogate the lady the moment she gets even close to the HoL to pick you up for the date

- "WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS WITH MC HUH?!"

- *sobs* "i... i just want to make her happy-"

- "ARE YOU SAYING SHE ISNT HAPPY HERE!!!"

- you and the demon lady might be dating for years and mammon will continue to be cold with her

- not in a bad way however its more he wants to make sure no one hurts you

- will also interrogate you of your date time with her and if he believes she did something wrong then he too will lose it

🧡LEVIATHAN

- will definetely help Mammon out with the interogation with the demon lady

- watches a ton of animes with similar scenarios like these to know what to do if she ends up breaking your heart

- will be sending you texts through DDD to make sure how things are going

- is jealous that you might spend more time with her than him

- "oh... you two are going out today? Ok i'll just go play alone in my-" *cries to henry 2.0 about how you must hate him noq that you are with someone*

- overall you want to balance even better your time with the brothers and your partner because else the brothers will definetely feel neglected and get either angry or upset, specially levi

💚SATAN

- like father like son he will look calm on the outside and wont scare the living hell out of your date

- is secretly not secretly reading "how to torture people after they break your friend's heart 101"

- wont interrogate you like the last three once your back from the date but will most likely just ask:

- "so how did it went?"

- reasonable guy overall

- thats until he discovers the date went wrong, then he is going feral too

- im guessing however that the date would go well so yeah no need for panic

💖ASMODEUS

- asmo your judgement is showing~

- yeah he is joining mammon and levi on that interogation session

- he wont even bother asking how the date went he will just come to conclusions and claim that you deserve a queen of a woman

- the judgiest b*tch of the west

- that is until he ends up becoming friends with your partner on the second date, then he will show full support for both parties

- lets be honest it wouldnt be a surprise if he tried to get you two to have a threeway with him i mean he is the avatar of lust🙄

- ends up at the end being the most supportive of the seven

❤ BEELZEBUB

- "ah... these b--ches gay... good for them"

- *nom* * nom* *nom*

- wont really care honestly, as long as you are happy he is happy, and if you trust your partner then he will trust her

- will recieve the demon lady with a smile and tell her that his brothers reactions are usually worse

- you surprised it'd get worse?

- is of course overprotective but he wont judge to harshly on your date

- if things go south however....

- ends up also being openly supportive of you two

- "happy MC happy life, sad MC no life for you"

💜 BELPHEGOR

- has no idea what is going on, he was asleep the whole time

- they dont really meet your partner until the thrid date

- " and who is this?🤨" "who are you and what are you doing in our house?"

- starts questioning them but ends up too tired to bother worrying anymore

- like beel, he will trust her if you trust them, but if they end up hurting your feelings then it wont be pretty...

- as long as he gets to sleep then you two can do whatever it pleases you, and as long as you're happy he is happy