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Hm. Unfair that Koala doesn't have a good epithet yet. I'm trying to come up with one, I feel like it obviously needs to do something with her relationship with fishmen and her position as the assistant Fishman karate instructor. I mean Koala is the ONLY human we've seen to this point who can perform Fishman Karate.
I guess Robin also has that one move she used against Black Maria but that doesn't change how important of a character Koala is and doesn't demote the fact she was still the first we ever saw.
She's more than earned a wonderful epithet.
#lowkey want it to be related to fisher tiger#but eh so long as it fits her awesomeness#one piece#revolutionary army#koala#koala one piece
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âHey, I need to get married for bullshit Infinite Realms reasons, you two in?â
âTt, of course.â
âSure thing! Do we need to get going for that like, right now? Or later?â
âEh, like in a couple of hours? The Observants are demanding some Royal Ball or something and they pulled out some stupid old laws out of their collective asses that if Iâm not married by the time it starts they can assign me spouses of their choosing, can you fucking believe that shit?â
âWoah, what the hell? Can they even do that?â
âI was under the impression they were only permitted to observe.â
âRight? Itâs total crap, but apparently thereâs like this super old law on the books and they didnât bring it up until now when thereâs like no time left to try and force me to marry someone they pick.â
âThey are training to gain influence over you?â
âEh, more like theyâre trying to get control of my Dad by way of me. But still fucked as hell.â
âSo why do you need to marry both of us? Or do you just need to marry one of us and we should play rock paper scissor for it?â
âTechnically I only need to marry one of you, but I donât want them pulling out any loopholes or something. So, itâd be great if one of you could be my consort for my role as Queen of Mirrors, and one could be my consort for my role as Crown Princess. You two can figure whoâs who on that all that, Iâm good with whatever.â
âOooh, can I be consort for the Mirror Court? I can annoy Kon more that way.â
âI am amenable to that. Grandfather will have a fit when he learns that I can cut his access to the Pits off at my discretion and thereâs nothing he can do about it.â
âAwesome, okay are you two good for meeting up at like, three? We can pop over to my Lair and get everything sorted out there.â
âWorks for me, my only class til this afternoon is at one and the professor already said weâre cutting out early because she has to go out of town this weekend.â
âFour would be more agreeable if possible, I have to take Titus to the vet for his checkup.â
âOkay letâs aim for four then. Itâs just signing some paperwork, making some quick blood-slash-ectoplasm pacts and swearing a couple binding oaths⌠Should only take like five or ten minutes?â
âTheyâre not gonna make you have a huge royal wedding or anything?â
âNah. Dad keeps things pretty chill so as long as the paperwork is all in order weâll be good. Though once Auntie Dorathea finds out sheâs absolutely gonna make us have one. She loves planning weddings. Swear its what she makes her hoard out of somehow.â
âSo long as we have a say in some of the proceedings I have no issue with that eventuality.â
âSame, it sounds like itâd be a fun way to annoy the Observants even more.â
âDonât for get all the weirdos trying to be my suitors and all that bullshit.â
âWe have an accord then. We can reconvene at the usual place.â
âAwesome, you two are the best! I gotta jet and let everyone know and get the ball rolling on the paperwork stuff. See you guys at four!â
With that, Nomad - Stella Phantom, Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms, Queen of Mirrors, Core of the Speedforce and ghostly hero of the Titans and the Justice League - tore a rip in the fabric of space and time and darted out of the room the same way she came. Through the mind-bending tear in reality the eerie, eye-searing green of the Infinite Realms glowed in all its unsettling glory, Phantom Keep a glittering expanse of night sky made solid in the distance.
Jon waved at her cheerfully as Damian gave a nod of farewell before both silently turned their attention back to their respective tablets as the portal closed behind their friend and teammate and the glimpse of the Ghost Zone disappeared again. Completely unbothered by the conversation just held or the life changing implications that came with them.
Jon was humming as he tapped away at something on the screen before him, Damian propping his head up on his fist in vague boredom as he frowned down at the information he was reading.
The rest of the room Nomad had left behind was caught in a frozen, stunned silence in the wake of the baffling conversation theyâd all just been witness to. All eyes in the room darted between Flamebird and Pheonix seated calmly at the end of the table, then to the space where Nomad had disappeared to, back to the young men, and then towards the head of the table where Superman and Batman sat looking bewildered and a bit on the verge of heart attacks.
The short status update meeting was about to become much, much longer it seemed.
Though a lot more entertaining.
#dpxdc#dani phantom#danielle phantom#elle phantom#jon kent#jon el kent#damian wayne#justice league#super serious chaos#possible platonic super serious chaos it's up to yall#clones are called mirrorborn in the infinite realms#elle is the ancient of the speedforce#Dani Phantom is the Ancient of the Speedforce#I will make this happen if it kills me please someone else write something for this I'm going feral#impulsively marrying your friends to fuck with some of the most powerful entities in existence is a fun pass time everyone should try#their friends and family are exactly as unhinged as these three - sometimes even *More* unhinged - and can't say shit about it#so many justice league members are torn between sobbing because 'This was going to be a short meeting for once!' đ#and being SO EXCITED because the chaos that is about to break out in this meeting room is going to be SO GOOD#There is so much tea that is going to be spilled at the cafeteria after this
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*Holding my smut!logistics head despairingly in my angry little hands*
Ugh.
Okay.
Girls, guys, whomever: I've said it before and I'm going to say it again now, because I've read more logistically implausible fics in the last few days than I dare to count on my grumpy little claws. The writing may be smoking, but if you can't get the logistics of sex right then you are just going to make your readers go, "Eh, what?!"
You cannot deepthroat someone while breathing through your nose. You can't. Unless you have gills. If you're writing smut for fish then by all means continue to have your characters comfortably taking in oxygen whilst choking on a cock. Otherwise, stop it.
Throat-fucking is hot, HOTTT, but again. Breathing is not possible simultaneously. Please. This type of breath-play is sexy. Use it.
Have you ever tried to hollow your cheeks with a cock jammed down between your tonsils? No? That's right: you can't. Your characters are either using their tongue and cheeks or they are using their throat; I guarantee they can't do both at the same time. Also, having a man able to feel the outline of his cock through the cheek of his partner while they are going down on him: only possible if he is JABBING his fingers into his partner's cheek and forcing the flesh between their teeth, or fucking the head of their cock into their partner's cheek-flesh. Either way is really not going to be comfortable for the partner who is doing the work.
Having your characters stop kissing because they can't breathe is fucking stupid. Have you ever kissed a human? You have a NOSE (which in this instance is NOT being blocked by a cock). It is perfectly possible for two humans to mack on one another for hours at a time without having to come up for air. Drawn-out snogging is hot; have you ever kissed someone so much that lube/prep is not even needed? Trust me, it's awesome.
Limbs. LIMBS. Block your smut scene out in your head, for the love of God. I can't count the number of times that a writer has led me to believe that a pairing are facing one another on a bed, only to find in the next sentence that one is actually behind the other up against a wall; or they're laying down; or one is seated and the other standing.
Get your names and pronouns straight (heh heh...), with m/m or f/f fiction it's so easy as the reader to lose track of who is doing what if you're only referring to the characters as him/her. Don't be afraid to use names, it's better to be too clear than not clear enough.
If you don't have the first-hand experience yourself to write about certain sexual experiences then LOOK. IT. UP. I am neither male nor queer, yet I adore m/m explicit fic and I've done my goddamn research; it drives me up the wall when a writer puts their men into a position that does not warrant easy access to the prostate, but then go ahead and try to write the act as if it's as natural as breathing. My dude, if you're making me - a straight female - shake my head at the logistical inaccuracies of one hot man fucking another hot man, then just imagine the fits of hilarity that you're sending an actually gay man into, who attempts to read your work!
I would say I'm sorry for ranting, but I'm not. I've been reading fanfic for a very very long time and it makes my cold, dead heart so happy when writers get it right, and so sad when they get it wrong.
#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#ao3 fanfic#archive of our own#fanfic writing#fanfic guidance#smut writing guide#smut writing#smut#charlos#carlando#firstprince#m/m fiction#f/f fanfic#lestappen#queer fiction#smut fiction#gay fiction#versainz#brocedes#rpf fanfiction#booktok#American queen#spicy stories#spicy fic#spicy creator#spicy fanfic
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Glee cast sings The Fame by Lady Gaga

Made some threads on twitter, will post them here and talk about it endlessly since thereâs no character limit here, I think
Just Dance feat. Colby OâDonis sung by Artie, Puck and Sam in âProm Queenâ
-Iâm 70% confident Kevin mentioned they were going to sing this in a mash-up with Dj Got Us Fallinâ in Love, Puck and Samâs country voices worked a lot in Friday so I think they would do something interesting with Just Dance, maybe not something everyone would like but Iâm ver curious about it, no doubts Artie would slay the rapping.
LoveGame sung by Quinn and Santana in âI Doâ
-a song about being all horned up at a party? This is for them. I imagine them climbing into the stage and just started signing this while all of the couples and friends dance together in the middle of the dance floor, and Quinntana would be acting very sus on the stage and Brittany would notice
Paparazzi sung by Rachel and Shelby in âTheatricalityâ
-I absolutely hate Poker Face gcv, itâs terrible, and the worse part: itâs sung by Lea and Idina, they are SO GOOD, and they would do such a good job, anyways, if they still wanted to do something slower and more broadway-y I think Paparazzi would be the fit, the song is very dramatic after all.
Poker Face sung by Santana Lopez
-editing this part, while Iâd love a Tincedes duet, this song talks about having sex with men but thinking about woman, like, for real, sheâs the one that has to sing this song, I feel dumb for not doing this earlier but oh well, plus, her voice would fit better in my opinion
Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) sung by Quinn Fabray in season 2
-I believe she couldâve sung this after Sam broke up with her and started dating Santana, the song is very slow, kind of like a ballad so I think it would fit Quinnâs more softer voice.
Beautiful, Dirty, Rich sung by Sugar Motta
-this could take place later in season 3 or in season 4 if they created a storyline where Sugar could sing, while not being the best singer, Vanessa Lengies can sing, and if Iâm being honest, beautiful, dirty and rich describes Sugar very well.
The Fame sung by Blaine Anderson with the Warblers in season 2
-one of the infinite season 2 Blaine solos, not the biggest fan of acapella music but the warblers do it decently and I can almost listen to the warblers doing some âding-ding-deeâ in replace of the guitar in the beginning of the song.
Money Honey sung by Brittany, Kitty, Marley, Sugar, Tina and Unique in âNakedâ
-the original episode focuses a lot on Rachel and the glee boys, honestly I donât even remember if Brittany or Marley have lines this episode, either way, Wannabe and I Love It are very good and fun numbers so Iâd love to see them perform this, Iâd specially like to see Sugar singing the line âThat's M-O-N-E-why so sexy?â.
Starstruck feat. Flo Rida & Space Cowboy sung by Artie and Brittany in âBlame It On the Alcoholâ
-honestly I canât exactly picture a scene where this could happen, maaaybe a karaoke sort of scene where both of them are singing? I donât know, all I know is that Gaga in this song sounds a lot like Heather Morris to me.
Boys Boys Boys sung by Kurt Hummel in late season 2
-Kurt is hot, thatâs true, heâs attractive, and even if a lot of guys werenât romantically or sexually attracted to him, all of them liked Kurt, and Kurt deserved a song to show how awesome he was, this is it, instead of singing âBoys, Boys, Boys, we love themâ as in Kurtâs attraction towards men, it would be âBoys, Boys, Boys, we love themâ as in all of the boys happy that the awesome Kurt is back, and of course Kurt would be the only one actually singing, thatâs Kurt âIâm singing a duet with the most talented person in the club ⌠myselfâ Hummel after all.
Paper Gangsta sung by Quinn, Rachel and Santana
-unlike the previous description which in normal size characters was 11 lines long, I have no idea where or how this would take place, all I say is: their voices fit the song, specially Quinnâs.
Brown Eyes sung by Mike Chang in season 4
-I actually wanted Tina to sing this as her ballads are very good, but re-reading the lyrics (as well as literally the title of the song) Mike would be the perfect choice lyrics wise, brown eyes being Tinaâs insecurity is so random but itâs an characteristic of her that I like, we never got an answer on why they broke up, itâs something I wanted to know very bad cause they seemed to be a very understanding couple regarding problems, and on top of that, just give Mike songs, seriously his last song was in season 4 episode 8, he appears in 10 episodes after this and not even a line in a group number? Câmon.
I Like It Rough sung by Santana Lopez in âLaryngitisâ
-I can totally picture her singing this to Puck in the glee club, he would be smirking since the song is mildly dirty which would make Mercedes jealous and therefore would give birth to The Boy is Mine, this would also be her first solo on the show so.
Summerboy sung by Mercedes Jones in âYes/Noâ
-this is the pov of Mercedes in their summer fling, she fell in love in the summer with this summer boy and how everything was fantastic, and just like many girls, she knew it would be nothing more than a summer thing, she didnât know however that the summer boy would be a 6 foot tall men as clingy as a little boy named Sam Evans
Disco Heaven sung by Brittany, Mercedes and Santana in season 3
-In my original thread I wrote this as a sancedes duet in laryngitis, and⌠it doesnât make a lot of sense, their voices would do a good job but lyric wise it doesnât relate? Personally, throw Brittany in the mix as a Trouble Tones number and boom, maybe this could take place in an alternate Saturday night glee-ver where after Mr Schue ask why they chose this song over any other from the movie Brittany would say: âI chose this cause I want to go to disco Heaven when I die not disco infernoâ.
Again Again sung by Marley Rose in season 5
-hey so this song is a bonus track from the album that is not featured in the playlist at the beginning, so in order to hear it youâll need to access YouTube cause itâs also not on Spotify. Back to the song, this could take place when Marley is suspecting that Jake might be cheating on her, music could end with idk Unique and Kitty hugging her.
Retro, Dance, Freak sung by Brittany Pierce
-also a bonus track thatâs actually featured in the fame monster album, okay so⌠this song is very boring⌠like really boring⌠so boring I originally chose Harmony for the sake reason of âit sounds like herâ, when in reality, this song is Brittanyâs brain trying to comprehend a single thought, thatâs it, still hate this song
And thatâs it, an entire album with 14 songs and 3 bonus tracks was covered, if you like it please share your opinion, if you didnât please share as well, the next album will be The Fame Monster, that, due to the shorter numbers of songs it shouldnât take long for me to post it, bye :)
#glee#lady gaga#glee x lady gaga#the fame#the fame era#artie abrams#noah puckerman#sam evans#quinn fabray#santana lopez#rachel berry#shelby corcoran#sugar motta#blaine anderson#brittany pierce#kitty wilde#marley rose#tina cohen chang#unique adams#kurt hummel#mike chang#mercedes jones#arizonaaaaaa#Spotify
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I'd love to hear your general thoughts on the new gn! I personally think Wonderland was a little rushed, but I loved reunion tour.
was fun in some ways and fell short in others! i overall i agree with you on that as well. more specific thoughts, in no particular order:
some really really cool visuals in this book. lucretia in the hourglass at the start, some awesome panels with space and the hunger and stuff... barry regaining his memories on page 212 is probably my favorite page in the whole book
the choice to make the Chug & Squeeze be painting instead of pottery is baffling to me. the title of the place made sense with the original⌠the choice to change it so that it doesn't fit, and then also make fun of that, feels a bit like i am being made fun of as a fan/audience member, regardless of whatever the original intent was
(compounded with the total loss of the original depth in this scene⌠no vulnerability from taako, just a good 'ol fanservice kissâŚ)
similarly bizarre, the choice to make lucretia lose 30 years instead of 20...? 20 not bad enough? she needed to be 60 instead of 50? what's happening lol
i feel vindicated on a spiritual level for being the only person i can remember drawing mullet ponytail barry - like 95% of fanart i see draws him either short haired or with long hair free n out like in HTBG graphic novel... never ponytails. im winning
more bafflement with magnus even THINKING on the question of forgetting julia... the kalen thing is a much more interesting conflict to me given (a) it makes sense to be uncertain about and (b) relates directly back to his love for julia. and they established AND NAMED kalen in eleventh hour, why not use that...
feels like they swing back and forth on how much they trust the audience to pick up subtext... being hit over the head with magnus continuing the "id hate it shut the fuck up" thing to rly look at the camera and wink and tell us how much he loves julia, but then the comic version of the "love barry trust barry" was VERY dependent on picking up cues and seeing taako's attitude change
speaking of, i did really love the "love barry trust barry" scene. and both times lup jumps into barry's arms is so cute ugh
i know it's a product of how rushed everything has to be putting 10+ hours of audio into a singular COMIC book, but for fuck's sake, removing KEATS..........?????? so now lydia & edward have no depth??? & no parallel/foreshadowing for the way liches work??? OKAY???
mannequin magnus design and the way they enabled him to do expressions was preddy good. enjoyed it. also the whole possession + wonderland final fight action is cool and fun
while i am disappointed the bell is all fancy and weird instead of being a very plain and small thing as it was described in canon (which felt more in character for barry), i DO really really really like the flower on top... the wither-and-bloom motif... tasty
oh yeah griffin disappearing is such a great way to foreshadow a thing beyond planes coming down to consume... ahh i love playing with meta stuff
so so much good barry content man. so much. thank god we got so much good fun reunion tour stuff. hes so dumb as rocks i love him
actually pretty cool they more explicitly canonized the explanation for barry physically attacking davenport. also barry/lucretia interaction so so so so good
as cute as the original scene is with them planning and writing the note for magnus' body, i think the way they split the party in this version was smart
i dont need to contribute more to the pool on fan feelings on blue twins, BUT given there was no choice but to have her be blue, lup is very cute
taako falling to his knees instead of like pointing the staff at lucretia... :/ eh
given how much literally this entire series has suffered from being so scrunched up, i'm also not SUPER looking forward to stolen century and S&S being condensed into one book, but ohhhh wellllll
TL;DR i don't really read these books because i have a lot of faith in the way they Tell The Story, but it still had a lot of fun moments and scenes and visuals that got my heart! fun to see thorough visual takes on my fave podcast.
#im not going to tag this gn so i dont put a buncha criticisms and stuff into the tag but ! spoilers for the gn obviously!#ask#baconmoop#repeating a few criticisms discussed w a friend who i dont wanna put on blast irt fandom discourse#but if youre reading this bud thank you you made good points i am still chewing on
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Tag game! What are you top 10 fandoms of all time? Name them and then tag ten more people. Feel free to write as much or as little about why you like them!
Tagged by @supreme-sauteer~ These are in no particular order and I ended rambling a lil too long LOL.
1. Kuroko no Basuke
Jk, ofc knb has to be first! It's been almost 10 years since I got into it and it's just the gift that keeps on giving. It's one of my comfort shows and it's gotten me through a lot tbh. Special shoutout to Kise, my baby who will forever be one of my favorite characters in media, and Kasamatsu, who I love with my entire being. Kaijou deserves better!!
2. Pokemon
My original hyperfixation before I even knew what that was, LOL. Pokemon has been there for me for as long as I can remember, and I don't think anything will ever quite replicate the feeling of home I get from this franchise, whether it's the games or merch or the show. I will def be there when gen 5028373 comes out, still playing the newest Pokemon game on the newest console no matter how old I am.
3. Xenoblade Chronicles
A newer fandom but one I fell into HARD. XC3 actually altered my brain chemistry and is probably my favorite game ever. My journey through the Xenoblade trilogy was magical and I can't get over how well the characters and stories are written, on top of having pretty fun gameplay. I'm super excited to finally check out XCX in March too!
4. TMNT 2003
Another childhood fave and another comfort show. These boys genuinely feel like family to me, they're just so cozy. I'm honestly shocked how well the show holds up even today; the writing is too good! It's criminal how slept on this version of the turtles is compared to others and I will die on this hill.
5. Akatsuki no Yona
The other day I realized I've been reading this manga for ten years which really made me have a belated quarter life crisis LOL. I migrated over from the anime, but man, it's SO SAD that they haven't animated the arcs after bc I love Yona (and everyone else's) growth through the series. I'm really anticipating how the series ends! Last chapter ripped out my heart thx.
6. Love Live!
I haven't kept up with Love Live and I was introduced to it through LLSIF (RIP) but I still listen to so many of the Muse/Aqours songs to this day! Kotori is incredibly special to me in particular bc I relate to her and I'll always smile when I see her pop up. Also I sometimes use the cards for fashion inspo bc their fits are too cute!
7. Rurouni Kenshin
I haven't felt comfortable following new RuroKen stuff considering everything, and tbh I don't think I'll ever be able to even reread/rewatch it bc it's forever tainted in my mind. But I can't deny how big of an impact it (esp Sano) had on me in my early teens, so here it is!
8. Sengoku BASARA
Tbh I'm not really in the fandom anymore, but I met SO MANY of my mutuals who I'm still friends with today through it, so it'll always hold a special place in my heart <3 Those were some wild and fun times LMAO.
9. Ys
Still making my way through all the older Ys games, but Ys 8 will forever be a legendary game imo and it has one of my fave OSTs of all time. Ys 9 and esp Ys 10 were also awesome! I finished Ys 10 a couple weeks ago and I'm still having withdrawals lol.
10. EXO
Alright this one is kinda eh bc I never got super into fandom stuff, but it's been such a crazy ride watching them from debut to now! Jongin esp is one of my favorite humans on the planet and as cheesy as it is, his words helped me tackle some of my insecurities growing up. I'll always be an erigom and an EXO-L <3
#Whew a real post for the first time in ages lol#Thanks for the tag hax!! Anyone can steal this from me if they want hehe
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MARIQUEST 2
MARI hosts another DnD session for Kel's birthday...
[MARI is once again setting up the board game on the living room table of the Kel and Hero's home, the others are sat around with thier character sheets from last time out on the table, as a finishing touch, she puts on her wizard hat and sets her hands on the table]
MARI; "Welcome back adventurers, to another round of...Spires and Seekers!"
[She looks to Kel with a bright smile
MARI; "And I'm so happy you could join us today, Kel!"
Kel; "Aw~ you didn't have to for MY birthday."
MARI; "Of course I had to! After so long we just didn't have the time for any sessions. We've been busy!
MARI; "Now let's just have to pick up where we- Do you smell smoke?"
[A smoke alarm starts to sound, HERO looks alarmed and sprints to the kitchen.]
HERO; "Oh no! not the cookies again!"
MARI;"Um, guys? we might have to delay our session for a bit, I'll be right...with you...Hold on HERO! I'm coming!"
[The remaining members look to Kel, he eyes the board and in particular; the Spire Master's hat]
Kel; "Hey, got an idea..."
[Kel picks up the wizard hat and snugly fits it on his head]
Kel; "Well since MARI'S gonna be busy. I'll be your Spire Master today in...
MARI KELQUEST; And the Awesome Quest for the Awsome-sause! (*tm*)
Kel; Eh? eh? pretty sweet right? right? I've never done this before so I hope it's good..."
[AUBREY exchanges looks with OMORI who shrugs]
AUBREY; "Whatever works for you birthday boy."
Kel; Thank you, where did you guys leave off in your last game?"
KEL; "Uh, gee, it's been a while, I don't remember what we were doing..."
BASIL; "I wasn't even here for this.
Kel; "Let's make a new story then, I'll start off *ahem*."
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OUR STORY BEGINS IN THE SMALL FISHING TOWN OR...ORANGE...JOESVILLE, IT IS A PEACEFUL TOWN FULL OF PEACEFUL PEOPLE WHO DO PEACEFUL THINGS LIKE FISHING AND OCEAN STUFF...ALSO THEY GOT THIS STUFF CALLED AWESOME-SAUCE AND IT'S REALLY GOOD AND...
BUT!
...SOME EVIL PIRATE DUDE WHO HATES FISHING MESSED UP THE WORLD AND WANTS TO DESTROY THIS VILLAGE, CAUSE HE REALLY, REALLY HATES FISH...THE FATE OF THE TOWN RESTS ON THESE BRAVE SOULS...
AUBREY, THE FEARLESS BARBARIAN WARRIOR OF THE NORTHERN BUNNY FOLK!
HERO BASIL, THE VALIANT KNIGHT-PALADIN OF A FAR AWAY KINGDOM.
STRANGER...THE MYSTERIOUS- OH HOLD ON HE'S NOT HERE TODAY, WE'LL JUST SKIP OVER THIS...
KEL THE WIZARD...A MASTER WIZARD OF BASKETBALL AND AWESOMENESS!
AND OMORI, THE SHADE, SHADOWY AND SILENT ROUGE, QUIET AS THE NIGHT...
THEIR JOURNEY WILL BE LONG AND PERILOUS AND EPIC AS HECK! BUT TOGETHER THEY WILL...
SAVE THE WORLD!
...
AUBREY; "...Cool story so far...(sucks in a breath) yep, good story."
Kel;"Hold on, gotta give you your character sheets and-"
AUBREY;"Wait, wait, wait, we've already got character sheets."
BASIL;"I don't. I don't know how to play!"
KEL; "Oh! You can have HERO'S spot."
Our adventure begins, with our brave adventurers resting at the local ocean-bar, the bar-maiden comes over and asks-
AUBREY; "I punch KEL in the face...again..."
KEL; "Come on AUBS, really?"
Kel; "For real or in the game?"
AUBREY; "Either way's good, he's got a really punchable face."
Kel; "Roll the dice."
KEL; "I swear, if you get lucky a second time I'll-
AUBREY "Ooh ho ho! a 20...~"
KEL; "Oh come on..."
Kel; "AUBREY punches KEL in the face so hard that he flies into a wall and it explodes! Everything blows up!, the bar is but a smoldering crater left in the wake of AUBREY'S mighty blow!"
AUBREY; "Heh, I'm a bad...ass..."
Kel; "Hey! no swearing!"
KEL; "Why you...Well I shoot her with my...MAGIC MISSILE!"
AUBREY; "Roll the dice...Hehe, maybe you'll hit something this time."
KEL; "I got a...10! Get a load of this!"
Kel; "KEL shoots a magic missile and narrowly grazes the owner of the former bar, who is now furious and demands payment for the destruction of his establishment."
BASIL; "Uh I-I offer t-to do work to help him raise enough money to help him rebuild."
Kel; "Roll for initiative BASIL."
BASIL; "Do what? what's initiative for?"
[Kel skims through the Spires and Seekers guide]
Kel; "The book says, you gotta roll this dice thing anytime you want to do something."
[BASIL picks up the die and tosses it]
BASIL; "Uh... it's a...20? that's good right?"
Kel; "BASIL pays the owner of the bar for all the damages but now you have no money! What you going to do?"
AUBREY; "I think we should go look for some jobs to get money."
KEL; "Agreed..."
OMORI;"Hmhmm..."
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Kel; "So it's a fabulous day in orange Joe'sville-"
Aubrey; "Hold on. I thought the world was messed up?"
Kel;"Oh yeah, it's dark, and cloudy now..."
BASIL;"Well that's was quick..."
Kel;"...and it's storming milk from the sky... lots of dead, smelly fish everywhere..."
KEL; "Smells like butts and dead people..."
[Everyone gives KEL strange looks]
Kel;"...And it's being attacked by pirates..."
AUBREY; "Already?!"
Kel; "Yeah we're doing this already! The pirates were waiting to ambush you."
BASIL;"I can cast a healing aura I could-"
KEL; "I USE MAGIC...MISSILE...BARRAGE!"
Kel;" Roll it! mini me!"
[KEL rolls the dice, his eyes light up as it lands on a perfect 20...]
KEL; "YES! YES YES YES YES! LET'S DO IT!"
BASIL;"Ow! Not so loud KEL, I'm sitting right here."
KEL;"Sorry BASIL."
Kel; "KEL launches his magic missiles, they careen through the sky like a flock of eagles and dive into the waters amidst ORANGE JONES' fleet."
[*Slams table and makes explosion noises*]
Kel ;"Then it utterly annihilates them in a massive plume of magic smoke! The pirates AND the ocean are wiped off the face of the earth, WITH ONE STRIKE! KEL BLOWS UP THE OCEAN!"
KEL; "WOOOOOOOOO! HECK YEAH!!! I JUST BLEW UP THE FREAKING OCEAN!"
AUBREY;"Those poor fish..."
KEL; "Take that, pirates and ocean!"
BASIL; "Won't the people starve without the ocean?"
KEL: "They can just pick up all the dead fish lying all over. They don't even have to work for it anymore."
AUBREY; "KEL...fish need water to live, the ocean doesn't have infinite fish, they need to reproduce in there. And also, you know? they go bad after a while?"
KEL; "..."
KEL; "Oh...oops..."
AUBREY; "Great job...dummy. You just doomed everyone."
...
One epic, hastily re-written campaign filled with convenient plot-holes, poorly balanced epic battles, overpowered, game-breaking loot and many more magic missiles later...plus a bathroom break...
...
[the friends are all sat around the table, looking well invested when HERO and MARI walk in covered in soot]
MARI; "I see you started without me...Is everyone have fun?"
KEL; "Yeah! I'm the strongest wizard ever! I blew up the ocean, and the pirates and the aliens too!"
HERO; "I see...Kel's been narrating?"
Kel; "I do make a fine DM if I say so myself."
AUBREY; "I'm surprised to say this but...I'm having a lot of fun with this."
BASIL;"Yeah! even OMORI looks like he's enjoying this."
[OMORI looks over at MARI, he has a faint yellow shimmer around him]
MARI; "That's great! because we just finished baking the cake and setting up the party!"
[Immediately the group all stand up and excitedly rush into the kitchen]
Kel; "Heck yeah! celebrating time!"
KEL; "I want to wear the party hats this time! It's my birthday too!"
AUBREY; "OMORI wants to cut the cake!"
OMORI;" Hmm..."
[MARI goes over and begins to pack up the Spires and Seekers board back into it's case]
MARI; "Hey HERO? You think you'd want a turn at being the Spire Master next time?"
HERO; "I got a script for one that I'm writing, care to read it?
MARI; "Let me guess? You're the charming prince and I'm the princess? How sweet.~"
[HERO blushes]
HERO; "I-It's...not done yet..."
#omori#omori noli mei oblivisci au#omori kel#omori aubrey#omori basil#omori hero#omori mari#a lot of inspiration from Borderlands 2 assault on dragon keep DLC was put into this#BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
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Pulling on the Strings of Destiny: Act 2 Chapter 19
Summary: Four days pass for Japan, and everyone is on edge.  They wonder, and wait. What will happen next for them? Will Midoriya  keep rising? What sort of things would she face. They all turned towards  the screens, wondering. None more so then the future class 1-A, more so  as they get a glimpse into their first sports festival, first  internship and their final exams. Watch as Midoriyaâs future continues  to unfold, as she learns more about her family, society and herself.
Warnings: References to underage pregnancy and the assualt of a minor. References to child harm. Toga Himiko to, she is her own warning.
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 The break right after everything was very loud, with people talking about what they had just witnessed occurring. They were in awe at the fight between Midoriya and Todoroki, everyone talking about how theyâd looked.
 âThat sort of power!â An office worker named Kanjo Nioi said, his arms raised as his nose sniffed the air. Being able to smell emotions was difficult at the best of times, but he loved it. It helped cue him in about the thoughts of others.
 âTheyâre going to go far,â his cubicle neighbour agreed. Koichi Hotaru leaned back in his chair. âThey also need to work on damage control as suggested.â
 âEh, heroes,â Nioi said. âThey always make messes.â
 âBut that amount? If both went all out, nothing would be left,â argued Koichi.
 âOkay, point, but itâs gotten to the point where, frankly, as long as no bodies are lying around, do we care about the damage?â Nioi asked. âI mean, if it isnât our places that got trashed, I mean.â
 âWell, no, but dude, I donât want more property damage,â Koichi sighed. âSociety needs to stop putting so much focus on the flashy side of heroics. We donât need more property damage.â
 â...I guess. Wish we had more fights like that, though, that was awesome.â
 âJust watch this; I have a feeling things are going to get messy,â Koichi muttered. âEspecially with the bomb kid.â
 âOh yeah, man, that kid is a bit nuts. I thought he was a cool guy after the USJ, but this? How can you just attack someone because they beat you? And claim itâs cheating?â Nioi shook his head. âMental.â
 Many others agreed with that statement, including Mitsuki as she pinched her nose. Katsuki responded, after his shock, with anger at the idea he would be getting a third strike.
 âHe cheated!â Katsuki screamed. âIt wasnât a fair fight if he-â
 âIs it a fair fight when you have explosions for hands, and he doesnât?â Masaruâs voice asked. He had come up to his sonâs room to listen in and wasnât pleased. âIs it fair you have training we paid for so you can use your Quirk effectively? Is it fair that you are stronger and faster than a lot of kids?â
 âItâs not the same!â Katsuki insisted.
 âHow isnât it, Katsuki, tell me? Because he didnât fight? He did. He fought the same way you do, with his Quirk. You just hate it because it doesnât match your worldview, and you lost. If this is your answer to the idea someone can be better than you, and we already know you apparently threw fits about not being top in English, how can we trust you not to be the next Endeavour?!â Masaru demanded of his son. Katsuki stared at his father in shock, turning to his mother, who shook her head.
 âDonât look at me, I canât trust you.â Mitsuki told Katsuki. âMore so since your thoughts on Izumi sure show you would only be after her since she can have strong kids. How is that different?â
 âIâm not after her just because of that!â Katsuki shouted.
 âWait, youâre still interested?â Mitsuki realized, staring at her son. âAre you serious?â Katsuki just glared back. Masaru sighed.
 âSo we canât trust you not to become the next Endeavour,â Masaru said. Katsuki looked to his father in dismay.
 How could he think that? He wasnât Endeavour who beat his wife and kids! He was fucking Bakugou Katsuki, the next number one hero! He was the best! He wasnât some loser so obsessed with winning heâd fuck everyone else over!
 (Katsuki ignored that Shinsou did the same as he did, trying his best with what he had. He ignored the fact that he was very much in the wrong. It was easier to focus only on his anger and the feeling of betrayal his father gave him.)
 Katsuki was the best of the best. The future number one hero, the strongest hero of all time. He did not lose, not to some Eyebags fucking idiot who couldn't get into the hero course! Katsuki was not the next Endeavour; he had a reason to be so angry! The fucker cheated! He cheated! It wasn't a fair fight. Hell, it wasn't a fight at all.
 âBeing a hero is about beating villains!â Katsuki shouted at his parents angrily. âIt's not fucking fair!â
 âHe won fair and square; you just don't want to admit it, Katsuki.â Mitsuki sighed, not wanting the same argument again right after finishing the first one. Masaru shook his head, deciding to go a different way.
 âNot to mention you attempted to attack a fellow student outside of a match.â he frowned. âIf weâre lucky, it'll just be a strike. You could be expelled for that.â
 âWhat?!â Katsuki stared at his father in shock, unable to believe it. No, no, that wasn't⌠no!
 They wouldn't! He was Bakugou Katsuki, future number one! They wouldn't do that! He knew they wouldn't!
 He'd be apologized to when Nezu saw the truth. After all, the fucker cheated! Okay, maybe the attack was an issue, but he was angry! It was Katsukiâs right to put Eyebags in his place!
 ⌠okay maybe not. Thinking about it, the whole thing was bad to do on TV. He kind of got why they were mad about the PR issue. And maybe the physical stuff.
 The future would show Katsuki in the right, though. This wasn't the end. It couldn't be the end; he knew he was right. He had to be. He'd been right about Auntie, after all.
 He would prove himself. He would be shown with Nezu agreeing that Eyebags cheated. He would be on top. He would! He was destined to be the best of the best!
 He would not fail that. Heâd show them all, and later on, he would get Deku. It was the perfect hero story.
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 Entering the school, Shouta was alerted to something on his phone, frowning as he looked at it. âApparently, Fatgum saved a kid who ran off from an abusive situation and got inspired by Limitless.â he nodded to Izumi, who flushed.
 Was she already inspiring people? Wow.
 âAww sounds cute,â Hizashi said, grinning at his husband. âLetâs go meet the kid then!â
 âMight help, kidâs nervous,â Shouta said. Izumi followed the adults as Tomoe buried her head into Izumiâs neck, obviously tired of everything.
 The walk to the principalâs office felt long for some reason, and Izumi grew more nervous with each step. Would the girl like her? Was this her first fan? What was it?
 Reaching the office, the door opened instantly to reveal Nezu serving tea to Fatgum and Amajiki while a little girl with silver hair ate a cookie. The door opening had startled the child, causing her to jump up and turn. Her eyes widened.
 âLimitless!â the girl said in awe, her eyes shining. Izumi smiled back as her as Tomoe lifted her head upon hearing a child. The girls stared at each other before Tomoe pointed at the girl.
 âPretty!â she smiled, and the girl blushed.
 âYou're pretty too!â the girl exclaimed, and Tomoe beamed happily.
 Izumi decided then and there that she liked this child.
 âI Tom-o!â Tomoe introduced herself.
 âI'm Eri.â the girl said.
 âEri!â Tomoe giggled. She yawned, blinking. She didn't want to sleep, but she was so tired. She wanted to know Eri better cause she was beautiful, and her horn was so cool, as was the girl's shimmering hair. She really liked it!
 âIâll be here if you need to nap!â Eri said nervously. Tomoe nodded and rested her head back down. Mama would make sure Eri stayed around; she liked the girl.
 âIt's nice to meet you, Eri,â Izumi told the child, who blushed, looking down. âI hear you escaped a bad man.â
 âLike Limitless,â Eri whispered. Izumi smiled, nodding.
 âYeah, like me,â she said.
 The adults in the room watched as Izumi gently spoke to Eri, eventually sitting beside her on a chair with Tomoe dozing away. Shouta looked at Hizashi, who grinned.
 They would have to figure out where Eri could go now. Their apartment wasn't that big.
 Meanwhile, Eri was trying not to panic. This was Limitless and Tomoe! They were so nice! Limitless was smiling at her and talking to her andâŚ
 Eri didnât know how to react. It felt so nice and made her feel warm, like the tea that Mr. Nezu had given her. It wasnât like the tea Overhaul had at his place, bitter and tasting a bit weird. It was delicious, and Mr. Nezu said it was apple cinnamon tea, which Eri was so shocked about. Apples could be tea?
 Limitless gave her the same warm feeling. A buzzy thing that made her feel safe. Limitless would be able to save her and be there for her. Eri just knew it.
 (She was worried about the two men with Limitless, but they seemed nice on the screen. Maybe they would be nice to Eri, too? She liked them⌠perhaps they would.)
 âSo, Eri, can you tell us more about where you were?â Nezu asked the girl. Eri winced, deflating a bit, but she glanced at Izumi, making the girl lift her head.
 âYes. His name is Overhaul. He says⌠he says my Quirk is a curse,â the little girl told the principal. âHe⌠he wants to use me to make other Quirks go away.â The girl swallowed. âLike I made Daddy go away.â
 âWhat happened?â Izumi asked the child. âWith your Daddy.â
 âHe⌠my horn was glowing, and he grabbed me cause I was scared, but he started shrinking until he was my size and then smaller andâŚâ Eri burst into tears, unable to continue as she shook her head. âDaddyâŚâ Izumi looked panicked, glancing at Tomoe in her arms, but Hizashi stepped in. He knelt before Eri, making a soft whistling noise that distracted the child.
 âHey, focus on me,â he said gently. âItâs okay.â
 âDaddy-â
 âItâs okay, Eri. Accidents happen. I deafened my Mother,â Hizashi said gently. âI know other people who hurt others badly with their Quirks to when they first activated, including killing them. Youâre a child, Eri. It wasnât your fault.â
 âMommy told me it was. She left me with Grandpa and Overhaul,â Eri whispered.
 âIt wasnât your fault,â Hizashi repeated. Eri began crying again, putting her cup down and reaching out to Hizashi, who didnât hesitate to hug her. Shouta hid his smile in his scarf.
 Hizashi was always good with child victims.
 âOverhaul is part of that Yakuza group Nighteye is looking into,â Fatgum said lowly. âI think heâs the leader after the old one just happened to end up in a coma,â he looked at Nezu after the last line. The stoat grinned in response. Heâd do his hacking later, but he would figure out what exactly happened.
 âMirio ummâŚâ Amajiki squeaked, coughing before pressing on. âMirio said heâd heard that they were dealing with Trigger. Not Quirk suppressantsâŚâ
 âItâs temporal,â Izumi said out of nowhere. She was squinting at Eri, who was finishing her crying into Hizashiâs arms. âYour Quirk Eri, itâs temporal.â
 âHuh?â Eri asked.
 âYou said he got small? You⌠deaged him.â Izumi nodded slowly, her eyes narrowing in thought. âMaking someone smaller isnât the same as fading someone out of a plane of existence or that. Plus, if he was using you⌠oh ummâŚâ she coughed, shaking her head. âItâs a lot of info and grown-up kiddo. You wanna hear it?â Eri bit her lip before shrugging.
 âI overheard a lot of stuff to grown-up some maids said,â Eri said. âLike how Overhaul has a Quirkless kink? He likes you a lot, and the others thought it bad touch creepy? Rappa said that. And said he wasnât sure if he wanted to fucking follow a fucking rapist.â Eri frowned. âWhat does that mean?â
 Izumiâs face had gone pale. She stared at Eri in horror before she swallowed, shaking her head. âA rapist is what Yamanaka was to me, how he hurt me. And the rest is adult stuff I do not want to talk about with you.â She admitted.
 âOkay. What does temporal mean?â Eri asked, eager to avoid thinking of Overhaul as she stayed in Hizashiâs arms.
 âIt means time based⌠ish? I donât know the actual definition, but itâs related to time. I think you reverse time on things whichâŚâ Izumi hesitated.
 The pro-heroes knew what she would say, though. That was big. That sort of Quirk was incredibly rare; add in with the fact that it worked on people? If Eri could control it, there wasnât a doubt the child would become an incredible healer if she chose to. But there were the dangers.
 Trafficking. Quirk marriage proposals. Forced recruitment into gangs or even by the Commission if they chose.
 Hizashi glanced up at Shouta, who nodded. They had even more reason to take Eri in then and the ability to protect her if things went to hell. And they would protect her. She was so young, and having this on her shouldersâŚ
 They would protect her.
 âI like time,â Eri said softly. âI⌠Overhaul doesnât care what I watch, but he hates new stuff, so itâs all old stuff like Doctor WhoâŚâ
 âOh!â Izumi smiled. âI watch the old episodes too.â It was the only show that still had original episodes that were findable. The joke was that the Doctor had come to make it happen, and Izumi half hoped it was true. âThe new seasons are good too.â There was no focus on Quirks; rather, the Doctor was the star without a Quirk, though given he was an alien, the debates from the fandom got loud.
 âI like the Lady Doctor, but I like others too,â Eri said.
 âOoh, the original female Doctor? Sheâs cool. They had a recent female play the role,â Izumi said to Eri, who smiled happily up at Izumi.
 âIâve always enjoyed the Tenth,â Hizashi said, looking at Shouta, who sighed.
 âI like the Thirtieth.â
 âYou just like that 'cause they have a talking cat in the show.â Hizashi accused.
 âAnd?â the group laughed, with Fatgum quietly reporting things to Nezu and the others debating over the old show. Eventually though, Izumi ended up speaking with Fatgum about possibilities for Overhaul, the man deciding after seeing Izumi theorize about Eriâs Quirk (with no proof yet they would need to double check themselves) while Eri spoke with the adults.
Nezu sipped his tea as he watched Shouta and Hizashi coax Eri into talking to them. Good, it would be best for them to get Eri to trust them as soon as possible, given that Nezu would pull more strings to give them custody. How the child described her Quirk was worrying. Not even just the worries raised by Izumiâs hypothesis. But saying it was called a curse.
 A curse for what was most likely a temporal Quirk? Preposterous! Ridiculous and outright vile for this Overhaul to do that. Not to mention how Eri mentioned one of his men being concerned about how the villain spoke of Izumi.
 A villain who said concerning things about a young teenager while said villain was obsessed with Quirks? Nezu felt his fur bristle and his jaw want to bite.
 He watched as the little family began forming, with the adults as Eriâs parents. Good, young Izumi had enough with Tomoe as her child; Eri would be just another burden, even if Izumi refused to admit it. Perhaps if Tomoe was not around, Nezu would let it be, but⌠well, Nezu wanted all his students to succeed. Adding another child for Izumi to raise would only lead to more pressure she did not need as the future number one.
 Which reminded him. Bakugou, Monoma and Shinsou. He already okayed the idea of Shinsou being given a place in the hero course as long as he put in effort now, similar to the other members. Monoma would be put into 1A now instead of 1B, and Nezu would watch how Kendo grew on screens. But BakugouâŚ
 His future self would hold on for as long as he could but with an attack on public television for such a reason⌠Nezu would face some pressures. Another strike would be waiting for the boy and a suitable punishment. Usually, a third strike resulted in suspension, but given it would be his internship week⌠Nezu figured his future self would pick the boyâs mentor. It would most likely be one of his teachers who would keep him out of sight. He was already on the protocol which would protect him and UA from the nastier media demanding a reason why the boy was not expelled in a second. It would also be an issue with people demanding a reason why Bakugou had been allowed to participate and why he was on the flag policy⌠ugh, the thoughts and PR concerns were endless there.
 Nezu sighed, shaking his head. He wanted all his students to succeed. He would never allow this version of Bakugou into his school. The boy had already tried to assault a random civilian, so they couldnât anyway, but Nezu could somewhat hope the boy would do better in the future. Even if this version would never be his student⌠he still wanted the future version to shine. If not, if they saw the boy removed from his school⌠well, he would accept it. Perhaps he would go to Second Chance and do better. He could hope.
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 âHow can you think about talking to them again?â Tenya asked Tensei over the phone, anger evident in his tone.
 âTenya, there is a lot you donât know about my relationship with ID, and one of them is how we broke up,â Tensei warned.
 âYou broke up because they left, and they instantly found a new partner!â Tenya shouted. âI saw you crying all the time, Tensei. I-â
 âThey found a new partner so fast to hurt me, yes, but I hurt them first by cheating on them!â Tensei snapped. Silence answered him. âI got drunk and stupid. I was angry they were leaving. We hadnât broken up yet as I was trying to convince them that we could still do long-distance or something. A woman walked up to me, hit on me and then⌠I slept with her. I cheated on Info Dropper, and they found out because they know everything. It was a nasty breakup, and I regret what I did. They hurt me just as bad with their insults and name-calling, instantly moving on to a new person, knowing it would hurt. But you canât just claim I was the only one hurt Tenya.â Tensei said softly.
 âI⌠I have to go.â Tenya hung up, and Tensei closed his eyes. Shit. His parents made noises about letting them calm down before hanging up. Good, Tensei didnât⌠well, he didnât want to remember exactly what happened with ID right then. Too bad he was going to.
 âWow,â Native said. âNever knew thatâs why you broke up.â His voice didnât hold judgment. Some disappointment, but no anger or him judging Tenseiâs choices. And he didnât hit him like Nemuri did when she found out. Or refuse to speak to him for a month like Hizashi or give him looks like Shouta. Maybe because it was years ago, and Tensei regretted it.
 (He really did.)
 âI fucked up. Bad with that,â Tensei sighed. âThen ID went off and met Sara,â he snapped out the name, thinking of the villain whoâd betrayed ID. Sara had seemed nice enough, a Quirkless woman who was sweet and thoughtful. Who loved ID fiercely and never shied away from Squirtâs Quirk. Then sheâd shown her true colours.
 (It was one of the last times Tensei saw ID. The funeral of their parents dressed all in black with their brother Squirt beside them. ID blamed themself, hating how their choice of partners led to this. Tensei wished he could have done something to ease their burdens.)
 âAnd they got fucked over again,â Native said. âI was part of the task force taking down that organization,â Native explained to Tensei. âI saw what Sara did to Squirt. No wonder he went mute after that.â
 âHeâs a good guy, didnât deserve the bullshit in his life.â Tensei sighed. âBorn with a puppeteer Quirk, voice-activated⌠huh, think theyâre related to Shinsou?â
 âItâs ID; I wouldnât be surprised if they said they were All Mightâs nibling.â Native snorted. âIâd believe it, too.â
 âThey convinced us Nezu was their father for our entire UA career. They would.â Tensei laughed before he sighed. âThe cheating wasnât even worth it.â
 âNot a fun time?â Native asked.
 âShe was a fangirl in the rabid, oh I can see us having a million babies and running off into the sunset with all the money you make way,â Tensei said. âI think she works for the Commission now.â
 âIck, that sucks.â Native sighed. The two stood there a little longer. âSo I know you being hurt by Stain sucks, but what about the sports festival so far?â
 âI am immensely proud of my little brother, and also, the crush he is totally developing on Midoriya is both cute and a little sad,â Tensei said. âHe wonât do anything because sheâll be uncomfortable, and nothing will happen unless she realizes she has feelings for him.â
 âYou think she has feelings for him?â Native asked in surprise.
 âEh, not yet. But I think it'll be him or Uraraka sheâll fall for. She bonded with them quickly,â Tensei shrugged. âPlus, I think she needs someone who doesn't have too much baggage on their mind.â
 âI can see it,â Native allowed. Tensei laughed as at UA, Tenya stared at his phone.
 His brother⌠cheated? His brother didn't⌠His whatâŚ
 It felt like a hundred thoughts were occurring in his mind at once, with none actually clicking.
 Tensei cheated.
 Info Dropper got a girlfriend barely a month after the breakup.
 Tensei slept with someone else while in a relationship.
 Info Dropper broke Tenseiâs heart.
 Tensei betrayed his partner.
 Tenya felt his breath quicken as he tried to think. No, this couldn't be happening. It had to be fake. It was a lie; there had to be a different explanation-
 âTenya!â a feminine voice said. âTenya, itâs Nemuri. Breath with me, kid.â dramatically loud breaths echoed around him, letting him breathe with his teacher even as his mind spiralled.
 âTensei cheated,â Tenya breathed out.
 âHe told you,â Midnight sighed. âWeâre going to step outside for a bit, okay, kid?â Tenya followed her out of the common room, moving so they would sit outside in the grass. She didn't speak, letting Tenya go first.
 âI don't understand,â Tenya said after a moment. âWhy⌠why would heâŚâ
 âTensei was feeling betrayed and lonely. That's what he told us, and it's bullshit,â Nemuri said. âHe made the choice to sleep with someone else. He was drunk, but he still did it.â
 âI⌠he's better than this!â Tenya said angrily.
 âHe is now. But he was a very angry young adult,â Nemuri said wisely. âHe was hurt ID wanted to join the Court and angry that they didn't want him to follow them. ID was angry he didn't understand how much it meant for them to be offered the position and that he didn't understand they needed to be able to spread their wings as it was.â Nemuri sighed. âFrankly, I thought they'd break up anyway, even without the offer. ID is aggressively independent, and Tensei has his family. I think he had ideas of ID using his agency as a paper agency to work from and using the prestige of the Iida family.â
 âPaper agency?â Tenya asked.
 âUnderground term. Paper agencies are where underground heroes can join up and have a fallback if needed. ID would never go for it even then, but I think Tensei hoped. Said hope was dashed, though, making him bitter. Hence why I thought they would break up anyway, since ID would never choose to go to work at the agency. Wanted to make their own name as a hero and not just the partner of a legacy.â Midnight sighed. âIt happens a lot, kiddo. Youâve heard stories, I assume?â
 Tenya nodded, thinking of the stories heâd heard from eavesdropping on his family. Young heroes who rose quickly were called gold diggers for marrying or dating legacy heroes; their success was always attributed to their partners and not themselves. Legacy heroes using their influence to keep partners with them or control them. Info Dropper would have worried about the rumours. Hell, Tensei actually dated a hero who was like that, grasping for influence, and he hated it.
 (Tenya remembered how happy Tensei was with ID and how broken his brother had been.
 Did Squirt remember the same? Tenya dimly remembered the older man, the younger brother of ID. But he wondered if Squirt hated Tensei the same way Tenya hated ID before.)
 âHe made a bad choice. And he hates himself for it, even though I know ID has forgiven him.â
 âThey forgave him?!â Tenya asked in bafflement. âHow?!â cheating was horrible, disgusting. How could ID forgive Tensei? He was Tenyaâs brother, but he couldn't bear the thought of seeing him so soon, not after learning how badly he had betrayed his partner.
 âID went through a worse hell with Sara. I don't know if you remember this, but Sara murdered IDâs parents.â Midnight said bluntly. Tenya looked at his brotherâs friend in horror, mouth open in shock. âPlus, ID fucked up too. They never told Tensei about the offer; he found out through a third party. Never hide that kind of stuff from your partner. I'm aromantic, and I know that.â Midnight shrugged. âThe two worked through it even if they aren't dating right now.â
 â⌠they'll get back together,â Tenya sighed. He did not know how to handle that. For years he hated ID, seeing them as the person who broke his brotherâs heart. He understood why no one told him the whole story, but it still threw him off. It felt like something broke when he learned that.
 How could he look at his brother the same?
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 Hitoshiâs dad had shown up at the school. Hoshi waved at the principal, not moved by the manâs simpering about honour or whatever the slime ball wanted to discuss. The man only wanted to make himself look good by having Recovery Girlâs grandson at his school.
 âWhere are we going?â Hitoshi asked his father.
 âTo our place. Your grandma texted saying sheâs fairly certain Nezu will offer you a place, but given you need more time to get in shape, itâll be conditional as long as you can hold up on working out.â Hoshi told his son.
 âI can do that,â Hitoshi grinned. âI canât believe I beat that bastard.â
 âYou did good,â Hoshi told him. He reached out to ruffle his sonâs hair, making Hitoshi whine playfully. âAnd you get to fight a cute girl next.â
 âOh, yeah, no. Sheâs gonna kick my ass.â Hitoshi said wisely. âIâll take the hits.â
 âNot denying sheâs cute?â
 âI think sheâs not ready for any sort of relationship right now, and Iâd let her approach me,â Hitoshi said.
 âSmart, though she may never approach you even if she was interested.â Hoshi hummed. âThough thatâs in the future.â
 âWhere Iâm a hero,â Hitoshi said in quiet awe. His father chuckled, happy his sonâs dreams were being realized.
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 He used his fire.
 Shouto didnât know how to feel about that, the knowledge he chose to unleash those flames. But heâd done it because the fire was his own. Not Endeavourâs. Midoriya reminded him of that. The dual-haired teen focused on his school work, mimicking the more studious members of his future class other than Iida, who had an unpleasant call with his brother.
 Shouto used his fire and lost the rock-paper-scissors. But he also gained friends? Uraraka seemed worried about Iida, which made sense, and Asui was working on the schoolwork, while Aoyama seemed torn on something. What exactly, Shouto didnât know. But he was laser-focused on thinking about something.
 It was for the best; Shouto didnât know what to think.
 The fire he hated (feared). The fire that hurt him (mom hurt him because of it).
 Heâd used it in the future, and⌠he should use it now. Endeavour couldnât hurt him here at UA. He was safer, right? From the sounds of things, his father wouldnât be able to get him back. Shouto liked the sound of it but was worried. What about Fuyumi? Would she be okay? Natsuo? (Mom?)
 He was safe. That was important. He⌠he had to save himself first, didnât he? He had to focus on making sure he was okay. He thought Burninâ told him that once when the sidekick was teaching him things. Sheâd told Shouto the first priority in a dangerous situation was yourself. Focus on making sure you live, then worry about people around you. ShoutoâŚ
 Shouto never used his fire because of his mother. He resented Fuyumi when she spoke about Endeavour being their father (she stopped after the first episodes. Her face grew tight, and she stopped smiling as much at the man. What did it mean?). He barely knew Natsuo due to them being kept apart. He hated his father and never wanted to be near the man if he could help it.
 Shouto⌠he didnât know what to think. He felt lost and confused. He could use his fire. Midoriya showed him that. She showed him by kicking his ass and being so powerful, so amazing it was like seeing a goddess brought down to the mortal realm. She was beautiful, deadly, untouchable.
 He would never chase her. Endeavourâs words were in his ear, and he couldnât do it. He told himself he wouldnât. He would never go for Midoriya when she would be someone Endeavour approved of. He stuck by that, even as he remembered that feral smile she gave, surrounded by lightning.
 Shouto would use his fire. He wouldnât hurt himself to spite Endeavour. But he would not be more than a friend to Midoriya. Maybe it was hypocrisy or a double standard, but he already would be using fire. Giving in to date Midoriya wasnât something he could do.
 He hoped she understood.
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Ochako was worried about Tenya. Whatever Tensei told him was obviously BAD or like at least hard to hear. Probably something about the breakup. That kind of drama was always about horrible personal stuff. Ochako wanted to know so badly, but she reminded herself of her small oath. She would stop going after secrets like that. Not her business, nothing she needed to know.
 So, instead, Ochako thought about the future. Seeing Midoriya like that, the other girl that powerful and strong was⌠oof. Ochako didnât have words for how her heart leapt or how the other girl made her feel like she could take on the world. It was just⌠the spark of Midoriya. She inspired people and made them feel hopeful the world would be better.
 Plus, the whole mom thing? Inspiring, beautiful. It felt like a freaking anime at times, Midoriya getting a superpower from the greatest hero, being a teen mom, and her own bio dad being some big-time villain. Hell, Ochako was pretty sure sheâd seen the same plot before.
 It was⌠just amazing. Ochako felt so lucky to know Midoriya, to be friends with her. And the crush was⌠again, no words. Ochako didnât know what she would do. She told herself no dating while in school, wanting to focus on heroics. But⌠Midoriya made it hard. Tomoe made it hard.
 Ochako imagined, guiltily, a future with Midoriya. Being a hero couple together, Tomoe as their daughter. Rising the ranks, kicking ass and taking names together. Being extraordinary and strong women. Tomoe becoming a heroâŚ
 It felt amazing.
 God, why did she have to develop feelings for her best friend?
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 Enji, because he could not be Endeavour now and must think of himself as a civilian as much as it galled him, glared at his supposed ally. Nara ignored him, instead letting his agents work. Once they were finished, Nara sent them away to face Enji alone.
 âWhat the hell are you doing, Nara?â Enji demanded.
 âSaving my ass.â Nara snapped. âYou fucked up big time here, Todoroki. I donât care you beat your family but fuck, it got out, and now weâre going to have to make sure you donât ruin everything.â
 âItâs training!â Enji snapped. âI did what was necessary; it wasnât abuse!â Nara paused, staring at the man before he burst out into a loud laugh.
 âOh, you ACTUALLY think that? Really? You believe that you arenât abusive? Wow, how delusional can you be?â Nara laughed a little more, shaking his head.
 âIâm not. I-â
 âYou smacked your wife, you tormented your youngest, you ignored your middle children, and your eldest is dead. Thatâs not a good father,â Nara said coldly. Enji opened and closed his mouth, trying to refute it.
 âWhen you just say it like that-â he began, but Nara cut him off.
 âThen explain how you arenât,â Nara said coldly.
 âI allowed Fuyumi and Natsuo to go to university!â Enji said.
 âDo you know what they studied or are studying?â Nara asked. Enji paused.
 â...Fuyumi is a teacher,â he said, trying to remember what Natsuo was in school for. He knew it; he approved, but⌠he couldnâtâŚ
 âMedicine, specifically, he wants to work with psychiatric patients. The fact I know this because I read the file on the way here, but you donât, is pathetic. And Fuyumi is a teacher, but she did a double major in psychology and teaching.â Nara sniffed. âYou ruined the plans, Todoroki. The rivalry we hoped to continue between Hawks and your youngest isnât possible now.â
 âRivalry?â Enji asked, confused by that.
 âHawks will make a fantastic number one, and we hoped Shouto would be like you, desperate to be on top so he would draw viewers to the stations and cause mountains of merchandise to be sold,â Nara sighed. âPity itâs no longer possible.â
 â...What?â Enji stared at Nara, who ignored him, instead turning to leave.
 âHave a good day, Todoroki. Weâll update you when we decide your punishment,â the commission agent said before he left. Enji stared after him, unable to move.
 What did⌠did⌠Nara hadnât wanted Shouto to beat All Might? But⌠Enji looked at his hands, confused.
 What the hell was going on?
 Outside the office, Nara made plans. Midoriya would be the number one; the future showed it. But they could get Hawks close to her. Nara felt annoyed Hawks was gay, given how perfect that relationship would look if they played it right, but they all had to make some sacrifices.
 With Info Dropper back in Japan, though, they would need to tread lightly. All it took was one name, and that hero could learn everything about Hawks, which wouldnât be a good thing.
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 Kai snarled, looking at the bitch who let Eri get out. The maid stared back, her hands twitching. The prototype of Quirk suppression bullets caused pain, and this scum was perfect for human testing.
 âYou let her go,â Kai snarled.
 âGo fuck yourself,â Kuira said. âWhat you were doing to her was the most disgusting horseshit I have ever seen, you bastard.
 âIâm saving humanity,â growled Kai. âQuirks are a disease, a blight on our history! They are-â
 âYouâre crazy,â Kuira said, closing her eyes. âJust fucking kill me already, thereâs no point in trying to convince me of shit.â Kai scowled and stomped away. She would be used as their human testing subject. See how long she would last.
 âOverhaul,â Chronostasis said to him, but Kai ignored him. Eri was gone; without her, they couldnât continue their mission. They needed her blood to make the bullets! ThereâŚ
 There could be another answer. It occurred to Kai as he walked, making him pause. Midoriya Izumi. The beautiful Quirkless woman who he needed to save from the disgusting disease around her. Quirks would only ruin her, and that One for All was the worst of it! He would not let her tarnish herself with it, but her bloodâŚ
 Could she replace Eri in their goals? Could her blood be used? Why⌠he thought she could. Kai smiled to himself. It seemed there was more than one reason to get Izumi.
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 Civilians around Japan discussed the future. Many were still raving about the fight between Todoroki and Midoriya, all in awe at the amount of power thrown between them. The brilliance shown in their faces and how they worked. Future titans of the Quirked world are being born in front of them. It was impossible not to feel awe.
 Some, though, spoke of the Bakugou fight.
 âThat boy doesnât seem to know how to deal with losing,â one old woman said. âSchools pampering him plus over permissive parents.â
 âI donât think theyâre permissive,â argued her grandson. âThe few scenes didnât show that.â
 âHmm, permissive ainât the word then. Perhaps those folks are more the âoh boys will be boysâ types who give their child whatever he wants. Think I recognized that woman; she a model, ainât she?â
 â...I think so, yeah,â her grandson said.
 âSee? Too much money, schools thinking they can ride the coattails and a nasty personality no one stomped out created that boy. Heâs the type of hero we donât need, someone I wouldnât trust.â the grandmother nodded.
 âThink heâs a lost cause?â
 âFew people are, and heâs young. Needs a really good humbling, and to get it through his skull, he ainât all that, but he can get it.â the grandmother said.
 Elsewhere, Spinner was speaking with Liam.
 âI donât really get why he was so mad,â Liam said. âHe lost, why call it cheating?â
 âProbably cause Shinsou used his brain rather than his fists, and Bakugou doesnât understand you can fight without beating someone up,â said Magne, who had overheard them.
 âHe is very much that type, reminds me of a former classmate,â Spinner said. âGuy was convinced being a hero meant beating the shit out of people, not protecting them or being good people. He failed the entrance exam to every hero school because he never studied, thinking they just wanted strength. The guy tried to go vigilante and got killed.â
 âHa!â another worker said. âOne of those stories, yeah, I knew a guy like that. Hell, I think I know where he is now if Iâm right about Stain.â
 âStain?!â the rest of the group demanded, staring wide-eyed at the woman who scoffed, tossing down the building materials.
 âYeah,â said the woman, tucking a lock of pink hair behind her ear. Sheâd only introduced herself as Hanako, staring down those who tried to pry. âI think I went to school with him before, bit of a fucking weirdo. Not too sure. If he is, Iâll be going to the police. He was obsessed with heroes and had a huge hard-on for All Might. He got into the hero course, but I hear he became so butt hurt no one was there for a noble cause, so he dropped out to be a vigilante.â Hanako rolled her eyes. âHeâs got a big black-and-white view of the world. But I honestly think he wants to go down in history himself as some sort of great person who realized the hero system is corrupt or something like we donât all know that.â
 âOh, one of those guys?â Magne asked. âWho wants to get the shiny gold star for being a decent person or something?â
 âPretty much,â Hanako sighed. âHe got a lot of shit for his Quirk when we were in school, given itâs blood-based, and I think his parents let him run wild because they felt bad for him. Inflated his ego and let him think he created this revolutionary idea when anyone with two brain cells can figure it out. Issue is he puts heroes onto a pedestal and hates when people shake his little dream of heroes being perfect beings.â
 âNo one is perfect,â Spinner said dryly.
 âNope, heâs just dumb enough he thinks heroes need to be held to a perfect standard. Frankly, I donât care if the hero saving me just wants a paycheck. I want to be saved.â Hanako said. âThatâs what matters; heâs not going after doctors who want the money. Itâs heroes he hates. That should tell you all about his ideals there.â
 âHe wants fame himself but pretends otherwise. Hypocrite,â Magne sneered. Spinner shook his head in disgust.
 Maybe he once would have liked Stain, but hearing this while seeing Midoriya fight so hardâŚ
 Spinner knew who he found more inspiring.
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 His sister was amazing. Tomura couldn't stop smiling as he thought of how fantastic sheâd been, kicking the ass of that stupid hero brat. He did not like that boy. He would stay away from Izumi if he knew what was good for him! Izumi was Tomuraâs sister, and Tomoe was his niece. Only trustworthy people deserve to be around them.
 Tomura hummed as he pulled out his DS. With an hour, he could get some grinding in with his games. Sensei told him he would be busy during this break with something. Tomura was very interested in knowing what the man planned.
 In his lair, Hisashi listened to Dr. Garaki as the man listed various people they could use. Hisashi had plenty of shell companies and hidden funds that All Might missed in his purge. It was child's play to use them.
 Izumi would be his successor over Tomura, her bodyguard. But she would need a group of people she could rely on, meaning they needed to be people she could see herself in.
 âToga Himiko,â Garaki said. âShe's a serial killer who goes after people she is attracted to. She has a blood-based transformation Quirk and a need to have around 20 ML of blood a month. Her parents believe in Quirk suppression so they refused it before.â
 âIs it starvation that made her this way?â Hisashi asked.
 âHighly unlikely. 20 ML isn't much, and she would get from having a rare steak if needed,â Garaki disagreed. âAs well she displayed sociopathic signs early on as a child, even before her parents forced her to go without blood and act normal. I believe though it is easy to concoct the idea she did suffer from it given her attitude.â
 âSend out feelers to lure her in,â Hisashi decided. âShe will be perfect as a show that society harms certain Quirk types. Maybe mess with her mind, too, so she doesn't mess up and clue Izumi in. Who else?â
 âThere is the eldest Todoroki, the one we saved? He'd be a good choice given how your daughter empathized with the youngest,â the doctor said. Hisashi nodded. He would be a good choice, yes. âWe also have a Quirkless mercenary to consider, sir.â
 âOh? Tell me more.â
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 Z checked her gun, ignoring the screaming of civilians on the street. A simple headshot took care of her mark. Sweet and simple. She let out a long breath, putting the gun into its case. Sneaking a military-grade rifle into Japan had cost her a lot. But it was so worth it, given she could do hits easier.
 The blue-haired woman slipped the gun into her case, which looked like a backpack. She walked off the roof to the door, pulling on a wig from her bag giving her red hair. A pair of fake glasses, stick a mint into her cheek to have her speech slurred if she was spoken to and slip a rock into her shoe to hobble. Add to the fact she was dressed like any college kid; she would be good.
 As Z walked, she checked the floating screen. She felt a bit proud of Midoriya. She'd never tell anyone but as a kid, she would have jumped at the offer of One for All. She would have done anything to get it. Now, Midoriya was using it while gaining a good degree of fame.
 Proved all the Quirkless equals weak fuckers wrong. Z had carved out her niche in the underworld, and maybe Midoriya would have been more impressive if she had stayed Quirkless, but Z respected the hell out of the kid. From one Quirkless woman to another, watching the kid claw her way up after what happened to her had been fucking impressive. Z wasn't as strong when she'd been a teenager.
 (Then she was eighteen and screaming because of her fucking fatherâs friends. Her own father said the men could use her as a broodmare. It was a blur, and she suddenly had blood on her hands from smashing their heads in.
 She got strong then. She'd been weak before.)
 Z hummed as her phone rang. The money. She acted like the college kid she was supposed to be posing as she checked her phone. Only the fact that she had years of experience kept her from reacting too heavily.
 I have a job for you. The Boogeyman wants you. -Giran
 Why the fuck did he want her?
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-Tenseiâs situation with cheating was a really messy one, with Tensei feeling angry ID was leaving and not considering stating (to his mind, ID was seriously debating it at the time because they loved him) and getting drunk where someone could take advantage of his anger. It wasnât assault, Tensei was not that drunk. But he wasnât thinking that clearly. IDâs reaction to find a rebound instantly isnât great either. Basically, both hurt each other badly and regret it. They still love each other and yeah, theyâre slowly gravitating back to each other, but they have some shit to go through.
-Tenya wasnât aware cause he was a kid, and Tensei was ashamed. Heâs now being forced to see Tensei isnât this perfect person. I also kind of wrote my own feelings about when I discovered my fatherâs affair and then learning my mother did the same. I was just shocked. Confused. And I also came to the realization I lost respect for them. I love them but knowing that kind of broke a lot of trust in me.
-this entire chapter became just bits of everyone and their thoughts cause I had no idea wtf to do and went: hey let's talk about why Tensei and ID broke up. Then it became this.
-I debated about saying this but to not get peoples hopes up: I am 95% sure TodoDeku isn't going to happen in this world. I do have a pairing in mind, but I'm not⌠100% certain. I'm letting the story go where it wants. But I Don't think they would do well together. Both have so much trauma they're healing from and I think if They date each other they may ignore their own trauma cause its easier. But I dunno. Izumi thinking Todoroki is hot is one thing, dating another.
-Izumi will not be Eriâs mother. This is something I decided on ages ago because as Nezu points out: she has to much on her shoulders without Eri, and adding more isnât good.
-Without Spinner or Magne, we need another villain, donât we? Thereâs a reason I introduced Z.
#bnha#bnha au#pulling on the strings of destiny#fem tsuna#tw mentions of rape#tw overhaul is a fucking creep
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game stuff (compiled. and no its not positive lol)
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bruh a real one step forward five million steps back moment fr. we had samurai remnant (fun and enjoyable crossover event. only downside is only now i find out robot mozart and yui have the same voice actor and i aquiesced to not rolling her bc she wouldnt come home and now i am full of regret. tho to be fair robot mozart happened long after the event lol), valentines (awesome new servant! andromeda is cute and i feel completely neutral but not negative on the take on her character! charon was cool too), and white day (usually i am so irritated at the cut ins but charly is so good natured and honest i cant be mad at him. he just feels like the good energetic boy coming in to check on you every morning. and cyrano is just so peak -pacha meme- the rest of the cast was wonderful too). but then. oh then. you had to just fucking do main story stuff. like yea sure some cringily fanservice power level edge thing with d antes and j alter is inevitable and whatever. but bring sal into it??????? only to not give him fucking anything????? and then permanently delete him, lobo, and any other half tolerable avenger (angra ig. or kuroe?) bc the edgey op fanservice characters need their wangst. ugh. the plot isnt even out but i imagine its something like- sal is typecast into himself and hates every second of it, moz bullies him bc its moz and the feeling is mutual, but evil marie takes advantage of it and him and the fandom reads it as cute. same w d antes or j alter and him. im so done w their reaction to the trio it makes me just disgusted. if the two of them treated him better id be more on board but they dont. just bc sal believes theyre on the same wavelength doesnt mean its some cute fluffy nonsense you can just slice of life. i think it cuts personal bc ive believed to be on the same wavelength of others and thats why im so fucked up today is bc of what happened there. and above all i dont want sal to have to go through that sort of suffering, esp on top of all his other suffering.
also if i had a nickel for every time a fictional somewhat m arie a ntoinette has ruined the life of my favorite dead composer character i would have two nickles which is weird that it happened twice.
speaking of which
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this is the positives girls. antonio traumerei!!!!!! love love love. oh my gosh. it looks beautiful and antonio is beautiful. traumerei is such a good fit for him, it reminds me of the schumann song which reminds me of jack and rikudou. good vibes infinite immaculate vibes.
ricky seems to not be dead. i am so hoping hes secretly a ghost. like imagine if hes in the like reconstructed research vessel and then at the end is like "lol im not exactly alive lol" like that poke mon episode. i would lose it. tho if hes like cursed or something it makes me think of that kingdom hearts scene which i also find really funny.
mystery maid: aztec treasure eh
ghost sail ricky: aye
but all memes aside i hope he exclusively talks to inference or violetta bc they are easily the characters i can stand the most of the confirmed cast. i will get so disappointed if its just rehashed main story plot, esp bc i really dont like their interactions there. and violeta is so cute in this pls let them interact.
#i just gotta get the negativity out bc honestly its been a very good time everything else wise#also just psa if you are a person looking at this blog. please dont like posts do not interact with anything. this is personal for a reason#even if its literally just shitposts do not.#gameblogging
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I revised the sex scene in this NSFW Gumroad Commission for Fake. Hopefully, it's to her liking this time.

(Fake ASMR Script) [NSFW Gumroad Commission] Sex With Your Crush While Camping {F4M}
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*play the same nighttime ambience you used for the 2nd half of the original audio. the one without the campfire. just use that for this entire audio. this commission picks up right where the original audio left off.*
"So lemme get this straight. If we both had a crush on each other then that means we're official now, right? You know... A couple? Boyfriend & girlfriend?"
...
"Oh My God, it makes me so happy to hear that! Haha! Come here, you. Gimme your warmth."
"Mmmmm... You're so soft. I'm holding the man of my dreams in my arms while nuzzling into him. This is the best night of my life."
...
"I'm not even bothered by the outdoors at this point. As long as I'm with you, I feel invincible."
"Maybe I won't kick Jackson's ass after all. He's the reason we're together now. I bet he had this all planned out. I should thank him in the morning instead."
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"Of course you can kiss me! God, the thought of feeling your lips against mine... *Mmmph* *Lip Smack*"
"Hahhh... That was too short. I need another one. One that'll last longer."
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"A french kiss. So you wanna sword fight me with your tongue, eh? I accept your duel. En Garde!"
*several seconds of french kissing sounds*
*deep inhale to catch breath*
"Whew... That was awesome! God, I've always wanted to do that with you. That felt incredible."
"Hm? Ohhh... I knew I felt something poking me. All that kissing got you riled up, didn't it?"
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"Oh, come on. Don't feel ashamed. Your body is having a completely normal reaction to the situation. You just made out with your girlfriend. I'd be surprised if you didn't have a boner right now."
"And I'll be honest with you. That make-out session made me rather... Wet."
...
"Hehehe~ I suppose it's fitting that nature is calling considering we're out in the wilderness right now."
"Are we really gonna do this though? I mean... Don't get me wrong. I am VERY horny for you right now, but... Jackson is sleeping in the tent next to us. What if our lewd noises wake him up?"
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"It's more exciting that way. Well, I guess the possibility of getting caught does make it more thrilling."
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"Right. He did set us up. I doubt he'd actually get upset about it. Maybe he's expecting this to happen. He might even be pretending to sleep just waiting for us to go at it."
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"Yeah, let's not dwell on it too much. Let's just... Enjoy ourselves~ Whatever happens... Happens~"
*more kissing sounds*
"You know what they say about sex while camping. It's fucking in tents."
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"Ahaha~ I hope that joke didn't kill the mood."
"Woah!" *cushiony thud*
"Okay, you're definitely still eager."
*sound of clothes removal*
"And there goes my top. AAHH~! Hahhh~ Oh God... Going straight for my boobs, huh? Mmmmmph~ You're so hungry for my soft feminine flesh. Aaahhh~ I didn't think you'd be lusting for my body this much."
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"You think I'm hot & sexy. Hahhh~ Well, now I feel silly for not assuming that earlier. Mmmph~ You really like what you see, huh?"
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"You wanna see more. Heh~ Help yourself then. These pants aren't gonna take themselves off. Here, I'll help you strip to."
*more clothes sounds*
"Wow... That's quite the piece of meat you got there. Stiff as a rod & eager to go inside me. I'm flattered."
"So... What position do you wanna try?"
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"Prone Bone. I think I've heard of that before. Isn't that the position where the girl lays flat on her belly & the guy penetrates her from behind?"
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"I thought so. That sounds like a great idea. A nice comfortable position that doesn't require much effort."
*fabric shuffling sounds*
"Well~ I'm all yours~ Let's drown in pleasure together~"
*slap sound*
"AAAHHH~! Oh fuck. Haha. Woah. I wasn't expecting you to spank my ass like that."
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"It's round & perky. Of course you'd say that. Just hurry up & dick me down already. I can't wait any longer.
*okay, so like... I remember when Max commissioned NSFW audios, he requested squishing sounds for the sex scenes & you didn't add them. I would also like squishing sounds, but I won't say that they're required. just encouraged. if you add them... great. if not... well whatever I guess.*
"Ah~ There you go. Nice &... Aahh~ Easy. Hahhh..."
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"Don't worry. I'm fine. It's a good thing I'm well lubricated down there. Just start slow, okay?"
*moaning sounds*
"Oh, fuck~ This is intense~"
*moaning sounds*
"I could get used to this~ It's so strange, but it feels so wonderful~"
*moaning sounds*
"Just knowing it's you~ My one true love~ You really are the best~"
*moaning sounds*
"Oh God, this is heaven~ Fuck~ Yes~"
*moaning sounds*
"I like all the delicious sounds you're making~ It's so erotic~"
*moaning sounds*
"Aha~ Jeez, all this moaning & groaning is sure to wake Jackson up~ But whatever~ I feel too fucking good to care~"
*louder moaning sounds now*
"You're pumping even faster~ Keep going~ The pleasure is almost too great~"
*moaning sounds*
"I can only imagine how good this feels for you as well, hun~ Although~ I don't really need to imagine it when I'm already feeling it myself~"
*moaning sounds*
"Your moans tell me everything~ You want nothing more than to fill up your cute girlfriend, don't you~?"
*moaning sounds*
"Don't hold back~ Cum inside me~ Please~ We both deserve to feel the height of ecstasy~"
*moaning sounds*
"Hold me close~ Keep me pinned down & don't let go~ My body is all yours~"
*moaning sounds*
"I love you~! I love you~! I love you so much~!"
*moaning sounds*
"I'm about to cum~"
*moaning sounds*
"I'M CUMMING~!"
*loudest moaning sounds*
"Hahhh... Hahhh... Hahhh... Hahhh..."
"Hahhhhhh... So warm... It feels so warm~."
"Hahhhhh... That was amazing. That was the greatest experience of my entire life. I think I've peaked. I doubt anything will ever top that."
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"No, wait. Don't pull out yet. Stay inside me a while longer. Let's just bask in the afterglow together."
*footsteps heard outside the tent*
"Oh, shit! Never mind. Jackson's awake. Pull out & get under the covers quick. Damnit, we're totally busted."
*tent zipper sound*
"Uh... Hey... Jackson."
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"Yeah, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. We had sex while you were asleep."
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"You were never asleep?! You mean you were listening to us the entire time?!"
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"I knew it! I knew you weren't really sleeping. My hunch was correct."
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"Well, I suppose I should thank you. Embarrassing as this is, we had a lot of intimate fun thanks to you."
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"All according to plan. Yeah... I know. Anyway, can we actually get some sleep now? I'm extra tired after all that."
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"Only a few hours. In that case, me & my boyfriend are definitely gonna sleep in tomorrow morning."
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"Don't push your luck, Jackson. Whether we bang again the next night or not isn't any of your business. Now go back to your tent."
*tent zipper sound*
"Sigh... That guy... I swear."
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"Make no mistake, babe. We are definitely going to smash again by next nightfall. That was so much fun."
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"I love you to, darling."
*kiss sound*
"Goodnight. Sweet dreams."
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24, 32, and 40 for Nita?
24. What smells bring back specific memories to your oc? What are those memories like?
I always pictured Nita and I sharing a love for the smell of the ocean. Like, how it just brings back fond memories of summers by the seashore and that sort of thing..? I wonder if she can "smell a difference" between the west coast and east coast beaches. I sure can. But both give me good vibes. :)
It's worth noting, the more I go on with these characters in their current iterations, the deeper into metaphor I am comfortable diving. Those reading my comics will see Nita talking about campfires being a place of comfort for her (having to do with her association with the fire element, of course). Now, that's not a *smell* but I think the smells of firewood would certainly fit this ask as well. :)
32. What five ingredients would you throw into a cauldron to make a potion based on your oc? How would you cook/mix them? What would the potion do?
Hahaha. Should we just go with the boring sugar, spice, and everything nice? :) Sugar's in there, certainly... probably a whole bag. Spice too. Two of my favorite spicy-spices -- cayenne powder and arbol because I headcanon that she's quite dominant in the bedroom (wait this is my own character... So I guess I *canon* that she tops). And, and, and let's do a few jalapenos as a throwback to one of her inspirations -- Elisa Maza (Elisa's "catchphrase"/one of her favorite foods). And of course... the main ingredient in any MTL OC concoction: A $5 Hot Topic gift card!
Cook on the stovetop or the microwave for as long as you feel like it. This potion's recipe is friendly to everyone, even newbie cooks, and easy to drink. This is a typical love potion, though it's not romance-specific. The user becomes utterly enchanting to everyone around them and finds their ability to sway others to their will, multiplied by a factor of 22 and a half. Also leaves the user's hair sleek, shiny, and manageable. :D
40. Are there any habits your oc has picked up from people around them? Do they know where theyâre from? Does your oc try to stop themselves from doing it?
I had to think about this one (which is awesome because that's the point, eh?) and I am not sure about this but I *think* if I was going to have her pick up anything, it'd be Nathan's tendency to "roar" at people. Readers will recall she kinda-sorta started doing it *at* him in the first Dethkomic when they got lost in the woods... and it's just funny as hell to picture in my head. I think I wanna make that a thing.
Anyway, I can't see her NOT knowing where it comes from -- but it could be easy to fit as an extension of her own growing backbone... and character development is always fun! So, no. No stopping it. Embracing is far more likely. ;)
These are some amazing questions are they not? Thank you so much for the asks :D
The original prompt list is here!
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What made you pick up this character? + Have you tweaked the character from canon? If so, what did you tweak? + Are there some things you dislike about how the show/series/etc. portray the character you have picked up? If so, what?
@brightdawning -
so there are a few reasons why I picked up Sombra but there are two main reasons: His powers, and the fact that I am a sucker for villain characters. I mean c'mon, the ability to use one's own fears against them, mind manipulation, crystallokinesis, and shadow powers? He's awesome!
I've tweaked a lot from his canon since we never got one in the show and the comic backstory was always a little "eh" for me. I've taken some inspiration from the comics and added them to his story but for my main tweaks it's a really long story about his backstory a little too much to put in a post like this sorry >.< but I am willing to answer it in a longer format later.
As for things I don't like in the canon portrayal, the only criticism I have (aside from some things from the comics) is his voice. Sombra's voice sounds off to me, and while it fits that "saturday cartoon villain" thing that MLP has going on, look at Chrysalis' voice. She accentuates malice in some of her deliveries. As for me, I wanted to give that suave gravitas and power to Sombra's voice. The kind of voice that would make people turn their head and listen, or sound good reading a phone book. which is why I headcanon his voice as the one and only James Earl Jones. (From Star Wars, Lion King, and many other amazing works of film's fame.)
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Okay, maybe this is just due to OFMDâs hand-wavy plotting â or maybe it has something to do with the fact that Iâm writing this at 2:00am and am thus forgetting something important, thatâs always a distinct possibility â but what exactly does Spanish Jackie get out of this team-up with the British + Izzy? I mean, I know she says sheâs got beef with Stede because âHe broke my nose jar and one of his crew murdered my favorite husbandâ but she also kinda... doesnât? Because we watched Jackie choose to let Stede go once she learned Blackbeard wanted to speak with him, despite the whole nose jar thing. Thatâs settled by her telling him not to come back. And then we watch Jim show up of their own free will, entirely unrelated to Izzyâs plot, and Jackieâs having drinks with them in under three minutes. Unlike the very strong motivations of âI want Stede Bonnet dead for murdering my brotherâ and âI want Stede Bonnet dead because heâs âdone something to my bossâ brain,ââ Jackie just seems to be involved because Izzy had nowhere else to go. I mean, does she actually do anything besides providing a place to meet?? Calico Jack is the one who does all the work of separating Ed from Stede, Chauncey leads his armada to attack The Revenge, and Izzy is ready in the wings to take over as Captain. Jackie, meanwhile, just kinda chills and presumably has no idea whether this plot of theirs even worked.
On the one hand, a lifetime of analyzing media has me hooked on Izzyâs promise that he can âoffer a more lucrative proposalâ than Geraldoâs bar food idea, suggesting that Jackie was meant to get something else out of all this, beyond the â mehâ pleasure of Stede dying. It kind of sounds like Izzy meant to repay her somehow once he was in charge, or things were back to normal with Blackbeard. That would also fit with the various theories that Izzy tied himself to the British and/or simply intended for a very different outcome for them all (beyond Stedeâs obvious death) before the Act of Grace threw a wrench in those plans.
ON THE OTHER HAND, acknowledging that OFMD is a loose collection of plot-points working almost purely in service of queer romance and fun, I love the idea that Jackie is just... there. Thatâs it. Thatâs the reasoning. Sheâs there because sheâs Spanish Jackie and sheâs awesome. Like no, she never actually had a larger role to play, or a major stake in this outcome, which makes Izzyâs scenes with her SO much funnier to me. This rat man swaggers in promising to make you money, so you offer the guy a free drink and agree to hear him out, but then he proceeds to just bitch about his crushâs crush for god only knows how long, periodically burning himself on your candles and scaring off any other patrons. Then this admiral or whatever shows up, questions your name, is generally stinking up the place, the rat man is still talking like falling in love is some kind of disease, and youâre... just going along with all this, you guess? Yeah, Stede Bonnet is a strange and off-putting man. Dude broke your nose jar. You wouldnât mind him being dead. But wasnât the rat man going to make you money? Why the fuck are we teaming up with these assholes now? Geraldo, how did this happen?
Oh look, now Jimâs here.
I donât have a point beyond my enjoyment of Jackie potentially vibing in the background of this entire mess. Does she actually know whatâs happening? Eh, only kind of. Is any of this turning out like how she was promised? Not in the least. Sheâs going along for the ride only to realize halfway through that the ride is not what she expected, but hell, she already paid for a ticket, so no sense getting off now. Season 2 Izzy is going to show up again, do another sexy wall lean, slick back his hair, spout off some nonsense about needing her for the next Grand Plan, and Jackie will just be like, âBabygirl, youâre here to talk smack and drink me dry, donât pretend.â Whether she letâs him, kills him, or makes him her next husband remains to be seen.
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So, What Now?
Ruby: Good question⌠I guess Iâll be going home, to see dad, help reclaim, Beacon⌠You coming with me sis?
Yang: Yeah⌠Now that, Salem is defeated I guess weâve got nothing else to do but go home, and get on with our lives. So yeah, Iâll probably be joining you sis.
Ruby: Awesome! What about you, Blake?
Blake: Home to, Menagerie. I have to let my parents know Iâm okay, and that everyone made it out okay. I also hope I can reignite the flame of the White Fang, only this time⌠This time we will stand for good!
Weiss: Thatâs a lovely sentiment to hear, Blake, I hope you succeed in your dreams.
Blake: Thank you, Weiss. That means allot coming from you.
Nora: Well, I know what Iâm doing as soon as we get back! Making lots, and lots of babies with my sweet man right here~!
Weiss: Uhh�
Jaune: Pfft! Thatâs totally you, Nora. Totally you.
Nora: Thank you!
Ruby: Okay⌠What will you really be doing, Ren?
Ren: Well, I do plan on doing that with, NoraâŚ
Nora: YES~!
Ren: But, only after we reclaim, Beacon. Beacon was our second home after wondering around the world for so long⌠And, I⌠We want it back!
Yang: Hell yeah we do! Expect me to be there right along side you two!
Ruby: Me too!
Blake: What about you, Weiss?
Weiss: Hmm� Oh, I was hoping to find what survivors we could to help rebuild Mantle, and maybe Atlas sometime later in the future.
Yang: Thatâs a pretty tall order there, Weiss.
Blake: Isnât, Mantle buried under a sea of ice? How are you going to unearth that?
Nora: How can she unearth water?
Blake: I was speaking metaphorically, Nora.
Nora: Meta-what?
Blake: Haa⌠whatâs the pointâŚ?
Jaune: I was thinking we use the staff of creation. I mean it made those teleportation road, dredging a city sounds like childâs play for him.
Weiss: Oh, I should have thought of that⌠We can also use him to just improve the over all infrastructure overall.
Jaune: Good idea! If we did that we could save years, perhaps even decades of work. We can actually get the project going!
Yang: Wait, hold up! Youâre going to Atlas, or⌠what was Atlas with, Weiss?
Jaune: Yeah.
Blake: Why? I mean, I thought you would be going to, Vale to reclaim, Beacon Academy?
Jaune: Well, enough of you guys are going to, Vale. So you should be fine without me. Besides, I gotta stay with my wife, and help her rebuild her home.
RBYNR: âŚ
Jaune: Why are you all staring at me like that�
Yang: Uhh⌠JauneâŚ
Jaune: Yeah�
Yang: Since when have you two been married�
Blake: When did this happen?!
Ruby: And, why werenât we told?!
Nora: Dins on brides maid!
Jaune: Eh? What are you talking about? Weâve been married for at least a month now.
Ren: Have you�
Jaune: Of course we are, tell themâŚ
Weiss: âŚ
Jaune: âŚ
Jaune: Haa⌠bloody git⌠Hold on now! Let me⌠I know I put it here somewhere⌠Ah-ha! Found�!
Weiss: Give me that! What took you so longâŚ?! I mean, youâve had a ring on you this whole time, and you never thought of giving it to me already?!
Jaune: Sorry, we weâre just really busy withâŚ?!
Weiss: Ahh! Perfect fit! Hmm⌠Looks like my eyes, I like it~! Okay, so a condition of marrying me is that you take my last name.
Jaune: Jaune Schnee⌠I like it.
Weiss: Perfect! Now come here you sexy bastard~!
Jaune: Haa~! We should have done this an age ago.
Weiss: Hell yeah we should have⌠Weâll have a proper wedding after things settle down.
Jaune: Then we can invite our parents proper, or elseâŚ
Weiss: Yeah⌠Or, else indeed⌠So⌠Oscar, what are you planning on doing?
Oscar: G-Give me a moment⌠Iâm still processing all of⌠thisâŚ!
Nora: When did they even become a thing?
Ren: How am I supposed to know that?!
Qrow: Iâm starting to regret I quit drinkingâŚ
Jaune: Youâd think theyâd be happy for usâŚ
Weiss: Theyâre just jealous.
Ruby: I kinda am honestlyâŚ
YB: SameâŚ
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#ruby rose#lie ren#oscar pine#qrow branwen#jaune x weiss#weiss x jaune#rwby whiteknight
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Bendy and the Dark Revival thoughts: Luke Rambles
So, I finished the game yesterday ! Pretty neutrally positive thoughts overall !
I didn't get in excpecting anything, BatDR became more of a running joke in my mind more than anything, so I really struggled to get hyped for the VERY SUDDEN release date announcement. I was pleasantly surprised of the game's weight, I was expecting something akin to the monstruous 80gb of security breach to be welcomed by a dainty 15gb which might be stupid but I like my games on the lighter side. The trailer didnt rock my nuts too much but it turned me mildly optimistic despite the absolute LACK OF SUBTITLES that I find absolutely unexcusable as it is the most basic accessibility feature you can implement both for hard of hearing folks, people with audio processing disorders, and non native english speakers that struggle with spoken english.
But besides that, maybe this game can be good, I thought.
Ill organise my own personal opinions below ill try to put all the negative after everything but im a little hater it will seep through the cracks sorry
VISUALS:
Now as a Morrowind fan I'm not too much of a graphics whore, I'll settle for anything as long as it plays nice but um. The shits bussin. They really took BATIM and faceapp filter yassified it. I guess they upgraded from a mouse to a graphic tablet. Genuinely it looks awesome. The ink is inking, the sepias are soft and really enjoyable to look at, the light effects are quite nice- although I would have enjoyed a little less flickering lights (head hurty, wouldve been nice to have a toggle so photosensitive folks can also enjoy the game but oh well) but overall it looks GOOD.
AUDIO:
Music and sound ruled !!!! I wish I could have enjoyed it fully in both ears (suffering from minor to worrying ear troubles for the time being) but I know I will whenever I can. NOT AS ICONIC as BATIM's OST but !!! Really atmospheric and fitting, excellent work once again. Voice acting was really good!!!!! LOVED the Ink Demon's voice a lot because I had a bendy ask blog in 2017 they were catering to me, the monsterfucker, specifically. Good. All the monster's voices were SOOOOOO yummy as well.
GAMEPLAY:
Yeah! Really a step up from BATIM, but without comparing the two games constantly I do think it was really enjoyable and refreshing, new abilities fitting in smoothly despite some being quite useless or rather not used to their potential, LOVED the sneak mechanic I just wish it was smoother and sneak on press rather than a toggle but ! Whatever. It was a really nice experience overall, the puzzles were fun and kept me busy !
CHARACTERS:
I love Audrey. She's really fun and I really enjoyed sharing her adventure with her shes a really nice character if anyone dares to shit on her I will mail them a large hammer on a spring inside a shoebox. Allison!!! Alice!!! Honestly big win for the cool women whose name beings with an A fandom. Betty was quite alright too. I'm genuinely glad there's more women in the game. It was nice to see previous characters as little cameos, not too fond of the new characters introduced but thatll come in the hater section.
STORY:
Eh???? It was a little confused but it was fine I guess. Didn't pay too much attention to it to be frank.
HATERISM:
Cracks knuckles. Its gonna bleed.
First of all what soured up my mood instantly was the subtitle option being absolutely incomplete. If you offer a subtitle option you should have EVERY SPOKEN WORD subtitled. No excuses for this one it pissed me off so bad. The tapes made me so upset. BATIM got it right, you had the transcript show up on the side as the tape rolled on and while you CAN access the transcripts in the inventory and play them along it breaks the flow so bad for no reason and its just a shame. No subtitles for the lost ones talking, none for the studio tour speakers either. Why is there a subtitle option at all if you're gonna half ass it like that. Accessibility matters and as I said before its THE most basic thing you can do. Do better. Also regarding accessibility/comfort but not as important but still is to me I wish remapping the controls could have been an option.
The constant fucking jumpscares really cheapened my experience as well. They leave me unphased (my brain works so slow I simply dont process anything sudden. Ennemy pops up I hit it. Theres no EUHGHHH THAT WASNT THERE BEFORE!1!!11!! Reaction) ended up jokingly predicting them before they happened, and the little ghost cunt (she did made me jump a few times) couldve been easily scrapped from the game like WHATS THE POINT. If you need to put shitty jumpscares regularly to make your horror game scary well. Maybe dont make a horror game. Not to go on a tangent but horror is SO interesting BATIM as a setting has so much to offer for the genre from uncanny designs to mind breaking non euclidian environments to ambience claustrophobia opression the ink demon tracking you down like game theres SO MUCH. Why settle for jumpscares. Begging on my hands and knees for the devs to play the two first silent hill games with a notebook on the side. But also bendy does NOT have to be a horror game!!! But whatever. Im normal now. I lied.
The whole game, while being quite good and enjoyable, felt really FULL but SHALLOW at the same time. So many new characters that get a single half listened to tape I can't give less of a crap about, notes scattered all across the levels, but none of them really stuck. I had forgotten Porter even existed half into chapter 4 which is a SHAME. One one hand it made the world feel more populated but at the same time everything felt brushed over. I wish Bendy would have been more of an actual threat more than a random little AUGHH you gotta hide!!! Every ten minutes. Dont warn me let me hear his heartbeat and let my vision go black as i walk around and realise I need to RUN for the closest miracle station. I really wish all the super cool new mechanics were used more in depth... Also they didn't make Henry fat and it makes me so enraged for no valid reason but still I will bark about it.
Dont care for the story much again it was a little blegh but I still really liked playing. Will replay it, even. I want Wilson to step on me.
#batim#bendy and the ink machine#batdr#bendy and the dark revival#batdr spoilers#batim spoilers#hellion nonsense
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New year, new Sonic OC!
Let me all introduce you all to Split the Hedgehog!
And I actually want to focus on her being a hedgehog first
Itâs no secret that â[Insert name] the Hedgehogâ is a common joke when it comes to Sonic OCs. When talking about the Sonic Fandom as a whole, itâs almost impossible to someone not mentioning Hedgehog OCs as a joke.
Thay may even point to a ceratain... example
(My inner 12-year old will always love you Coldsteel)
Heck, part of the reason why I havenât done a hedgehog OC before Split was because I just didnât want to bother with people potentially coming around to beat that dead horse- or I guess, hedgehog would be more fitting in this case, into the ground
I suppose I didnât want to be called âcringeâ as it were
Which is a pretty silly way to think all things considered
Like, who cares if some random internet stranger says my Sonic OC is cringe? At the end of the day, I wanted to focus on characters thatâd fun to create. Thatâd have backstories you could play around with in a story. Maybe even a character that could slide into a main character role?
Because, man, itâs just fun to think up and create this stuff!
On to that main character thing though, another reason why I hadnât thought of making a Hedgehog OC was because... well, hedgehogs are often times the âMain Character Animalâ
Sonic is the obvious example (because duh), but other characters like Shadow, Silver, and even the relatively new character Surge have an immense and direct influence on the story they are apart of. Even Amy and Metal Sonic have some really pivotal roles in either the games, shows, comics etc
(Everyone here except Surge was drawn by the ever talented Yuji Uekawa. Whilst Surge was drawn by the awesome Mauro Fonseca, who has contributed a lot to the IDW series and he even has a tumblr! Go check him out here!
Also, fun fact, he even co-designed Surge with Evan Stanley, the current author of the IDW series. Have their link too because... eh, theyâre awesome thatâs why xD)
Thatâs not even mentioning Scourge, Sonia, or Manic and their whole deal!
(There are of course examples of hedgehogs not being main characters/given too much focus, especially in media outside of the games, but they are few and far between)
Another factor is power. Pretty much ALL the hedgehogs in the series are considered powerhouses, easily being able to handle things on their own in a fight. Heck, besides Knuckles and Blaze, itâs the hedgehogs that get the Super transformations
Even Metal Sonic got a Super transformation!
(Sadly, thereâs no Super Amy... yet)
But yes, going back to Split, this was something that I kept in mind when thinking up her character. I wanted to make her a character who could have an entire game about her. Someone with a unique look,a powerset thatâd set her apart from the rest of the hedegehogs, and a decent story hook which could lead towards interesting stories
So, hereâs what I had in mind for Split
1. Giving her a unique quil/hairstyle was essential and something I thought long about. Each of the hedgehogs shown above (even Metal Sonic to some degree) has hair done in a very distinct way and I wanted to avoid copying them. Trying to give a good silhouette thatâd be easy to tell apart in comparisson to the others
AKA, I didnât want to make something like Sonicâs parents in the Archie series. Who are for the most part just Sonic with minor differences
2. For Splitâs powers, I imagined a power for her would be to... well, âsplitâ in two. Creating a double for herself thatâd be able to do everything the âoriginalâ could as well. I imagine, in terms of the games, this could lead to a more puzzle-like playstyle, which isnât that too common in the franchise
Also, this power is essentially why Splitâs design is so âassymetricalâ as it is now. When thinking of this power, I thought itâd be fun show this ability visually off by mirroring the inital design. To show which one is the âoriginalâ
(Random thing, I thought itâd be a fun idea for a her Super transformation to have her âoriginalâ and âdoubleâ combine design-wise. I think itâd be fun idea ^^)
Looking something like this:
(Except for the name but letâs ignore that alright xD)
However, thatâs not all
For you see, the clawed glove she has also has a set of powers. Though, thatâll be more discussed in..
3. The idea I had for Splitâs story can be boiled down to me being partially inspired by Silverâs. Silver explores the concept of a bad future. A timeline were something went wrong in the past and Silver uses some method of time travel to get to the problem and fix it. I thought for Splitâs story it could have a similar story purpose, just a bit more... large in scope
Namely, the Multiverse!
Essentially, I thought that Splitâs thing could be her being a sort âCosmic Runawayâ, trying her best to escape from something by universe hopping. Thatâs what the glove is for, it letâs her travel between universe quite easily. The downside being is that itâs had a rather negative effect on her body (thatâs what those black lines on her body is, damage from using the glove too much)
Going back to the Silver example, while heâs the type of character that goes headfirst towards the problem concerning his future, in an almost reckless way, Split is very much not that. She not only runs away from the problem, she bolts. Going from from universe to universe, trying desperatively to find some peace. While the glove is slowly destroying her because of it
This is due to many things. From seeing the thing sheâs escaping tear through other universes (maybe even other Sonicâs) like nothing, to her feeling sheâs become a sign of doom for a universe if she stays too long, to maybe even feeling like she deserves to be destroyed by the glove
These are all things Iâd imagine would be weigh on her before coming to the âcannonâ universe. Which I imagine were the story would start for her. A very despondent, alone, and tired hedgehog who just wants to be free of this nightmare... Lucky for her, A Knight of the Wind will meet up with her soon...
And thatâs all I got for Split the Hedgehog!
I was not expecting this post talking about a Sonic OC to be so long bet here we are xD
It was fun to get all of my thoughts out though, so one might expect more long posts about Sonic in the future. Weâll see!
Til then, thanks for reading all of my rambling thoughts and Iâll hopefully see you again ^^
#sth#sonic#sonic oc#sonic fan character#art#Split the Hedgehog#long post#like gods it took like an hour and a half just to post this xD#mauro fonseca#evan stanley#mentioned these two so I might as well put them in the tags#character design
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