#but dolly rules

[judasiskariot]

Why do I have to go to work? I am so good at staying at home.

[zal-cryptid]

How do you think a kid and/or parents would react to seeing the toyfolk characters, i.e. they somehow wind up on Misfit Isle or one of the toyfolk manages to escape back to the human world only to be picked up by the humans?

No different than any other toy, I'd imagine. Magic exists differently in the mortal realm.

[angelsl4lace]

˚｡୨୧˚ 𝑹𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒔 ˚୨୧｡˚

[agbpaints]

So one fun thing from the new Savannah map pack, they put in a punch card of extra terrain to add to your maps! The card is fully double sided wirh ruins and forests on one side and urban buildings on the other (bridges are the same both sides)

Honestly super stoked to use these, seems like it'll add a lot of replay value to maps. The bridges are also very welcome considering Map Pack:Savannah could easily be named Map Pack:Water Hazards

[beatheprincess]

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[theformerbastard]

[serotoninswitch]

[bionicboxes]

imagine agreeing to help with a bakesale without knowing jack shit about baking or sales. 

[theeminentlyimpractical]

listening to my obsessively curated Bentley Breakup Playlist while making bolognese. normal Saturday afternoon activities.

[bewitched-bullet]

Dolly Parton is a Saint to all regardless of religion or lack thereof.

Internet rule 73: You don't fuck with the honorable Dolly.

Internet Rule 679: I will fight you.

[littl3sp4rkly4ngel]

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𝟎.𝟏 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

my writing is mostly based on interactions or things that i imagine for myself, but when posting it i try to open the experience to everyone, that’s why i try to make everyone feel included!!

if you dont feel included, please let me know in private so i can improve my writing and make this a better experience for everyone!

reposting, liking and commenting is super appreciated!!

if you dont like my content, please scroll and forget about it <3

MY WRITING AND PICTURES CANNOT BE REPOSTED IN ANY OTHER WEBSITES, EVEN IF IM CREDITED.

𝟎.𝟐 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗

just like you, i am a human, which means i have feelings and other things to do!

inbox interactions are welcome if they respect my rules, but i am NOT obligated to interact back, since this is my blog and i wanna feel comfortable in it <3

requests status will me stated in my introduction post !!!

𝟎.𝟑 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄

as stated before, im human!! and i cant spend all my time here, so if im not replying or interacting back, please be respectful and patient…

to my mutuals ; my dm’s are always open for you!! im kinda shy so i dont tend to start conversations, thats why i encourage you to do it!!! i would love to make friends <3

[normcore-tertiary-character]

In season 5 I want more gross, tacky jokes about female arousal. We get a room full of jizz in the ghost episode and comedy boners and lots of jokes about erections, but not a whole lot about being wet.

I want Nadja hopping out of a chair to scamper off with Lazlo and yelling over her shoulder at someone angling to take the chair that they should let it dry out first

I want The Guide seeing Guillermo do some slaying and then falling down because the floor is so wet

I want to see Nadja seeing Marwa being interested in The Guide and making increasingly outlandish innuendos about wet underwear, puddles, increasing humidity in the room, Marwa re-flooding the basement, etc.

[bloodibambiidoll]

Omg it’s my giiiirlllll!! Me @ you 😜

[desolationlovers]

make something make sense for me

a coworker sat on a dolly the other night and fell. completely unhurt, literally laughing about it. its suddenly a Workplace Incident that needs to be reported and corporate needs to be brought in to review it.

i Break My GODDAMN HIP!!! last year from overwork and try to report it for MONTHS!!!! taking to hr and managers getting shrugs in return before having to spend my own fucking money to get it looked at and spend my own fucking money to get surgery AND I DONT EVEN GET WORKERS COMP for the months i was out even when i was constantly saying it was work related. not an incident. who cares.

what the fuck EVER

[transfemgorgug]

on the one hand tumblr will be ruined if celebrities continue to join. on the other hand there is nothing i wouldn’t give for dolly parton to join tumblr

[computerpeople]

i follow a lot of people who schizopost their art a lot but i cant look for too long lest i get pulled in like an evil amulet