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one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

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i dont hate shipping i just think a lot of you people maybe like shipping too much

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wall street opens in 50 minutes delighted to see what occurs

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In an attempt to brand themselves as a badass species, humans often referred to themselves "space orcs," until a planet of actual space orcs joined the Intergalactic Assembly 15 years later, at which point humans started calling themselves "space elves." Space elves were discovered 4 years later, which led to humans rebranding as "space dwarves," a trend which ended predictably, six months later. Subsequent rebranding attempts were largely ignored until first contact was made with a remote alien species that, by sheer coincidence, had evolved to almost perfectly resemble Homo sapiens. The new aliens were dubbed "humans" while humans became widely referred to as "space humans."

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How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

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Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

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Bring Me The Boss Hog

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

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I’ve always found it insane how a tactic to “help” people with addiction is to threaten to revoke your support from them like do you really think you can ultimatum someone out of a disease. Do you think if you tell someone with bipolar you’re deleting their name out of your contacts they’ll snap out of a manic episode like the people in snickers commercials after they get a candy bar

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