#me? shoving my crackpot marwa/The Guide ship into a post about something else? Never
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In season 5 I want more gross, tacky jokes about female arousal. We get a room full of jizz in the ghost episode and comedy boners and lots of jokes about erections, but not a whole lot about being wet.
I want Nadja hopping out of a chair to scamper off with Lazlo and yelling over her shoulder at someone angling to take the chair that they should let it dry out first
I want The Guide seeing Guillermo do some slaying and then falling down because the floor is so wet
I want to see Nadja seeing Marwa being interested in The Guide and making increasingly outlandish innuendos about wet underwear, puddles, increasing humidity in the room, Marwa re-flooding the basement, etc.
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