#but come onnnnn

[harmonictechnicality]

I really do need platonic stobin’s next job to be at a sex shop. Them sitting on the counter and eating the busted shipment of edible panties during their lunch break. Them lamenting about their failed love conquests to a background chorus of vibrating silicone dongs. Them pointing out all the plot holes in the softcore porno that’s been stuck in the vcr for the last two weeks.

Platonic sex shop employees stobin could cure my deeply rooted trauma and no one can convince me otherwise.

[bigfootsboytoy]

People will demand that Derek Hale, the most tragic man alive, be given a break...Then turn around and ship him with the motherfucker who dug up his sister's grave and accused him of murder TWICE. My brothers in christ that is not giving him a break

[butt0nzz66]

oh look the brainrot is back (lol it never left, the call is coming from inside the house girl)

My question is howwww do actors do shit like that and not just fall in love. Hats off to Nic/Luke because my ass would be doodling mrs newton/coughlan in my notebook inbetween takes.

Also the way he says “touch me”… SIR. And the way he’s grinding into her before the big finish, SIR.

Also her moans ☠️☠️ I’d be booking the honeymoon.

All the PR makes sense because sorry how can you do that, no matter how unsexy the set up is, and not just think well maybe we should do that for real.

[itskrejsaitsparty]

the sexual tension between me and buying a ticket for a Bijelo Dugme concert………

[bloos-bloo]

When I say I love toxic old man yaoi please understand that I’m talking about Bill Cipher and Stanford Pines

[bat-snake]

Season 3 Viren 🤝Startouch Council

Inhumane treatment of a small child in the name of "justice"/power

[bettertwin1]

I’m constantly checking the polls cause I am so nervous-

YOU JUST LIKE ME FR I AM SO. I'LL BE GENUINELY UPSET FOR DONNIE IF HE GETS OUT ON THIS ROUND. DONNIE IS CONFIRMED AUTISTIC!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME HE'S THE ONLY CANON AUTISTIC LEFT IN THE POLLS 💔💔💔

[vicstenius]

“What city has been doing for the last 6 years has been impressive” no it’s been fuckin illegal they’re being investigated for a reason 😭😭😭

[sophfandoms53]

Taylor back on my screen but at the expense of having to look at Allison’s Favorite Houseguest

[astral-nautical]

I JUST LOST ONE OF MY FUCKING FILES

[faintvox]

Show me fat pin-up prints that aren't Hilda please I am begging you. I love Hilda, this isn't about her, this is just that I am sincerely having issues finding any pin up above a size 10 that isn't just AI garbage...or Hilda. It doesn't need to be vintage! It just needs to show me a fat person being the object of desire and not made by AI.

[jevilowo]

Mariella is underrated as f u c k genuinely almost every fanfic she's in has her as a background character to stannarator shenanigans

[gorillaxyz]

guy selling foreign language set... £4 a badge... SOMEONE BOUGHT ONE? HUST ONE???? so. im not gonna bother with the set butbi think this one is cool and yknow i love commemorating... interests... with buying myself a little something something... and these are from 1968....... but the thing is. this guy is selling for PICK UP ONLY? FROM CHELTENHAM? BRO

[werebutch]

Kind of hate how goofy I am when it comes to going places. Like I’ve been ready to leave since 9:30 but I don’t leave until 12. Guess I’m gonna just sit here until then. 😭😭😭

[banana-together]

Wow, the weekend was so warm, I wonder if it’ll be nice out for Hallowee—

GodDAMNIT.

[benchowmein]

I do like how people denounce loofahs as 'carrying dirt' JUST WASH THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM