#but bro the bennys…

[tomatoluvr69]

Turns out if you keep forcing yourself at absolute gunpoint to accept every invitation and continue to go out you will meet people who are friends of friends then see them numerous times and start to feel like they like you and feel optimistic for once about your social future. Time to immediately undo this by spending six days alternating between WFH and gnawing my own hand off in the confines of my room all alone

[metamatronic]

*checks notes* Cassie’s dad is a good dad because I said so.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

I love the differences in Fallout protagonists.

Fallout 3: You’re the child of a brilliant scientist and the one destined to save the world through both your own and your father’s actions.

Fallout 4: A survivor, a literal piece of the Old World that woke up to change everything. The human equivalent of a nuke in its silo.

Meanwhile in Fallout New Vegas you’re a random fuck-off mailman who stumbled dick backward into being a warlord. What’s going on? Courier 6 doesn’t know! All they know is that a motherfucker in a checkered suit shot them and stole their poker chip and now all the Mojave will feel their wrath. Their friend group is less The Avengers and more the gang from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It’s amazing.

[wtftaylr]

hello benny new vegas, prepare to be Dressed Up

i love @effielovesapples body hc for Benny, it's been living in my mind rent free since i saw it SJDJH -- and much like benny new vegas i like taking things that arent mine, /j (sorry if u dont wanna be tagged!!)

[thattripleabattery]

The law and order was a joke, I was watching some law and order and got jumped scared by him

[semperamans]

shall be your full-time first anon then. happy it made YOU happy.

anyway, benny-boy watching his girl watch a movie at the theatre. like, he’s hunky dory with movies and adventure stories and all that. but he can’t stop glancing over, y’know?

you have no idea how happy this makes me :') i hope someone made you as happy as you have made me today <3

our sweet darling benny boy taking you on a movie date :'( I'll sob because he'd absolutely want to do it right. sure you're practically glued at the fuckin' hip, but this feels serious. this is a proper date and he wants to give you all that you deserve and more :( he's nervous, hand shaking as he takes yours, helping you slide onto the cracked leather bench seat of cockroach's old chevy. you blush. of course you do. everytime he touches you it brings color to your cheeks: the proprietary hand on the small of your back as he leads you from the concessions, the way your knees kiss in the dark, your fiddling fingers finding one another in the popcorn bucket :( benny knows he should be watching the movie but you're far more entertaining. so responsive you are, gasping in all the right places, eyes going wide, hand covering your gape when all is revealed. benny sits back, legs spread, thumb and ring finger pinching his bottom lip as he analyzes you. his girl. his girl. his girl. :( he loves everything about you :( your eyes, your nose, your hair. everything :( and you're so invested in the on-screen drama that you don't even notice his unceasing stare until the credits roll and he's jerking his chin in the other direction biting back a smile :(

by the time the night is over benny's piggybacking you from the theater and to the truck. it's only when you're babbling on and on about the stepmother and the accountant and that really weird babysitter who was actually an undercover agent do you realize he's completely lost. "benny," it's meant to be an admonishment but it comes out like a whine. with one hand loosely on the wheel and the other on your leg rubbing lazy circles, he shrugs. "had my eye on somethin' else, s'all." he flicks his eyes over. "tell me about it again. c'mon. start from the beginning." and, yeah, it sounds interesting, but he doesn't regret his inattentiveness one bit because far too soon he has to drop you off and what will he have to stare at then? a fuckin' wall? anyway, he walks you to your front door knowin' your folks are long since asleep and that's perfect because "i wanna kiss you. s'that all right?" you've kissed before, little pecks here and there because, well, you're you and he doesn't want to overstep but fuck, this kiss is different. this kiss is hungry and you're the one in control. this time your fiddling fingers tangle into the curls at the nape of his neck and your tongue asks, begs, to enter his mouth and he has to stop. puts his hands on your hips and pushes back just so. you're embarrassed, but benny shakes his head. "gotta wait for all that." he whispers, eyes flicking over to the front window because the curtains are parted and familiar faces are staring and fuck you have a lot of explaining to do.

[ballad-of-birdy-lamb]

AM when the human embodiment of morality and kindness teams up with the embodiment of human courage and perseverance to destroy all of the horrors he created:

[xobloodletter]

cuz if you like it rough you'll love it when i give it to you RAWWWWWW!!!!

[moonlitkilljoy]

always thinking about how curt (the secret agent, not the actor) momentarily gets so caught up in it all during “Spy Again” that for a moment he lives in the past, where owen is still with him. he’s so used to having owen at his side that when he gets excited about finally spying again he falls right back into old thought patterns without meaning to. because if he’s embarking on this new intense spy mission then of COURSE owens going to be there by his side. but the moment he speaks owens name he realizes that he isnt standing by his side like he always used to, will never stand by his side again, because he’s gone forever. because he’s dead. and it all comes crashing back down onto him

[caffeinatex]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY :DD

^_^

[goodcopbadcop]

I recently went to California for the first time and one of the things I did was go on the Warner Bros Studio Tour, and imagine my surprise to see a dedicated display to The Lego Movie!!! 🎥

This display is from at the very end of the tour, where they feature certain films/shows that raked in a bunch of awards OR are deeply important to Warner Bros in regards to their impact upon the film industry (oh you know, stuff like Humphery’s and Ingrid’s outfits from Casablanca, a blimp model from Blade Runner, a laser gun from Argo, etc) so seeing some TLM1 minifigures be featured in this display is utterly INSANE!!! 🥹😭

Even though Warner Bros no longer has the right to using the Lego IP in any sense, it warms my heart to see that they still take pride in the TLM series!….. I do find it kinda funny though how in this display, they forgot to include Lucy, Unikitty, or Batman, and instead included Ma & Pa Cop and some random civilians lol 💀

[blacknidstang]

I love jealous sam massively but.... Sam killing Dean's biological daughter was NOT out of jealousy ........??? SHE WAS READY TO KILL DEAN ????????? I still can't wrap my head around so many interpretatios of such extremely straightforward episode. Like yeah i loveee the idea of sam needing to always be the center of dean's center but what i like and use as headcanon or character interpretation is NOT always what happens in canon and especially in SUCH an unambiguous situation like what

[thepunkmuppet]

BENNY AND DEAN ARE SO FUCKING GAY OH MY GOD????

I’m obsessed with destiel but deanbenny is just SOOOO so canon it’s unreal. the immediate and constant parallel between sam / amelia and dean / benny, the people the brothers found and loved and trusted in the year they were apart, is making me FUCKING CRAZY, there is no WAY they didn’t know what they were doing with that??? “you left me to rot for a girl” put next to “you made me believe the woman I loved was dead for a vampire”??? dean’s utmost trust in benny, and willingness to do anything to save him and believe that he’s a good person?? DUDE. this is honestly more queerbaity than destiel I’m losing my MIND what the hell

[sacreblugh]

benny new vegas gets ready in front of a vanity, lip syncing and doing a whole number to "Who's That Cool Cat"

[throwback-town]

hey look, the gang's all here

[heliotrope155]

Dean took Nick to a strip club (yeah for the case, it's still funny) and Cas to a brothel, Crowley and him went to strip club. Not saying it has to mean something, but if I was Benny I'd feel a little left out.