#but anyway my hat is fucking cool
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everyone shut the fuck up i made a cool hat 100% from scratch
spun the yarn and everything!
made using a vintage Singer HK-100 knitting machine from 1985 with a yarn whose fiber contents i don't know how to accurately describe because it's 100% merino (and some angelina blended in) plied with sewing thread
#tora posts#knitblr#knitting#machine knitting#look yall i'm sorry if you think knitting machines are cheating but i am literally disabled and can't hold knitting needles#so i'm tagging this as handknit anyway because it's still a manually operated knitting machine#but anyway my hat is fucking cool
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doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday
#🧻 sharts#danny phantom#danny fenton#dash baxter#i aint tagging everyone else. jazz was the most fun to doodle though#figuring out their faces was . hm. it was a moment. i hope i made jazz and danny look related enough HAHA probably not. i wanted jazz and#him to have the same eyes its just jazz still looks like a normal girl and danny looks like he's lost all zest and life for the world#like shit man if someone looked at me like that in the highschool hallway id be scared too i dont blame you dash#UGH DASH IS LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TO DRAW FOR THIS FIC. i love it so much. i love me a shitty guy turned nice#elderich horror danny is cool. im tag rambling now. my bad#this fic has a bit of a death grip on me. i need to be normal and go to bed#ALSO I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW TUCKER IM SO SORRY. HIS HAT. IT PAINS ME#anyway uhhh if u like danny phantom read dis fic? pretty please? for me? its at 127k words atm so. if youve got a day to spare#(dont be like i me i fucked up my eyes binge reading it LMFAO. be smarter)#guess ill die (danphantom)
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god I am NOT ready to deal with colliding "I miss my dad" and "I fucking hate every rich fuck who has direct power over my living conditions and makes them worse for money reasons" hitting on this, the day of my performance review
#bert's dead dad tag#like fucks sake its a snow day and half my bosses aren't even here#i shouldn't have had to walk in#and also i look more like my dad in his hat than i want to think about#fucks sake im a mess#gonna go into a meeting and smile and go haha yeah it's actually great and cool that I've been trapped in a place all year#where i haven't had the time to break down the way i need to and be nonfunctional for a bit#so ive just been repressing shit all yearrrrrrr#and bad things have kept happening and some of the people i thought were in my corner ended up being like COMICALLY disappointing#anyway yeah a 0.3 percent raise will be fine whatever
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i drew silly gijinkas of my dogs
the dogs in question
#doodles#uhhh ill tag this oc even though its just my dogs lmao#oc#anyways#for the record about their personalities#dakotas very much a grumpy old lady. shes pretty quiet and when she has something to say its not very nice#vyse used to be a little menace!! but hes mellowed out as he got older#and orpheus is a menace!! he loves annoying people its his favorite hobby#he doesnt try to be destructive he just does things he thinks will be cool without thinking and causes massive damage in the process#hes the kid who went WANNA WATCH ME DO A BACKFLIP OFF THIS WALL??? without knowing how to do a backflip#hes like 15 and he was on his schools football team but then one summer everyone came back really buff and he did not#so he doesnt play football anymore#and hes covered in bandages from all the stupid things he does#anyways in terms of designs. i had a vision for dakota and orpheus and none for vyse#dakota specifically i thought should have a long braid and one of those fucked up canadian hats. and orpheus should look like-#-a teenage boy who cant dress nice!! also his hoodie says hellhound on the back#the neon shorts are DIRECTLY ripped from the ones i got from when i did wrestling. theyre so fucking comfy btw#dakota is mostly just cold and comfy. she REFUSES to dress lighter#vyse i didnt have any real ideas for again. i wanted to make him look a bit like his namesake vyse skiesofarcadia but i wasnt sure how#in the end he got that red scarf. which i think does make him look a bit more mischevious since so much of his face is hidden#anyways theyre like a fucked up little found family!! vyse would murder for dakota and orpheus. and dakota probably does too#probably. you can never be sure if she does actually like him#oh also this is mostly irrelevant. but vyse and dakota were meant to be like later 30s (dakotas maybe 38 and vyse is 34? ish?)#and also theyre russian. vyse and dakota i mean. idk if it comes across for vyse but one of my friends guessed it with dakota so!!#idk siberian huskies. theyre russian. россия or whatever
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While the Thomas's are still in their at home recovery phase, Elaine takes to keeping the news on so she can keep an eye on Duke while he is on Signal duty.
She doesn't like it of course, she winces at bad hits, remembering her own training as a young woman. But she fears not knowing what happens to her son more than she fears a little worry. He's strong, she knows that, and she trusts him.
She's glad for this one day.
For Duke it had been a long week, a long life if he was being honest. The "what ifs" had kept him up most nights and made whatever sleep he had gotten functionally useless. Not to mention how he helped out Tim with something around 11 and that nearly every fucking meta in Gotham had it out for him today.
A dozen fights in and someone finally knocks him in a way that Duke is wondering how he's going to get up from this one.
His powers are screaming, his body is screaming, hell, he might be screaming. Around the ringing in his ears it doesn't really make much of a difference.
Someone (or something) is coming at him and Fast, Izzy in his ear is telling him Hood's position, she already called for aid ten minutes ago (he loves her so much, has he mentioned that recently?).
A shadowy figure steps in front of him.
At first he thinks it might be Bruce, but then Izzy would have warned him, and Bruce had never looked so oily and smoky before. Duke concludes that maybe this is someone else coming to finish him off.
Great, wonderful, he thinks as his muscles tense to shadow step.
Duke is soon proven delightfully wrong.
The big guy who was, not a second ago, rushing him to squish his tender flesh, is struggling, making nearly animalistic sounds as the oil slick clouds from the shadow guy in front of him shoot out to grab the big guy.
There's a poof, not unlike his own shadow stepping, and then the big guy is fucking gone.
Shadow guy turns to look at him, big glowing purple eyes shine at him through the darkness. Duke is struck dumb for a moment.
"Mom?" he whispers.
The Red Hood steps onto the scene just in time. He wasn't far, less than half a mile away, putting the finishing touches on his taxes for the year. (He may be running a criminal enterprise but let it be know that he does pay his fucking taxes, Tim.)
He rushes over, training a .44 on the remaining non-bat on the field. The smog creature turns to look at him, and pointedly at the gun. Somehow he feels more chastised in a way that nothing B could do or say could ever achieve.
And then it's gone.
Jason jogs over, offering a hand to his (co-worker? co-sufferer of B's shit? 'lil bat bro' [Jason rolls his eyes at internal Dick]) Duke.
Duke grabs it, weakly (ohhhh someone's gonna get Bennchhedddd).
"What the fuck man," Jason can't help but say. "Does the hat-man owe you money?"
Duke laughs, and he looks more alive than he did a second before. (Jason is going to get a good grade in mentor, something both normal to want and possible to achieve.)
They both hear Izzy's audible relief on the line.
"Yeah he fucking does," Duke jokes back.
#duke thomas#jason todd#elaine thomas#someone caught the exchange on camera#'the hat man owes the signal money' becomes a meme in gotham#also the running meme of the hat man running from a floating signal are common#not pictured here: elaine thomas's full panic attack in her husbands arms#she knows that the immortal men may now be after her and ohhh boy is that something#anyway bamf elaine thomas or die by my sword#elaine thomas has umbrakinesis agenda#tim drake#bruce wayne#just cause they got a mention ig#izzy ortiz#this got messy as fuck but i need yall to know that i had the image of shadow wreathed elaine in the shower and rushed to write this#shes soooo cool 2 me#bread talk
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they dont even give him the satisfaction of a full hissatsu animation im about to kill someone
#WHY WAS HE TREATED LIKE THIS IT'S MIND BOGGLING#trying so so hard to think of a good reason for them to just not use this literal mascot looking kid#do you know how good for marketing that hat alone is????#what were they thinking ohhh my god#it drives me insane#anyways uh he still looks cool as fuck at least you got to have a teeny tiny moment max#matsuno kuusuke#inazuma eleven#ina11#churro chats
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my friend gave me both fishing lure earrings and bandaids for my birthday and you'll never guess what i needed after cutting my finger on the back of the sharp as fuck fish hook section of the earring
#if she is psychic and foresaw me needing the bandaids i would've appreciated the warning but you know what. it's really funny regardless 🫶#the bandaids have shakespearean insults on them bc she knows i like shakespeare she didn't just. give me a handful of bandaids as a gift.#SHE ALSO GOT ME A COPY OF SHAKESPEARE'S LOVE'S LABOUR'S LOST FROM FUCKING 1895!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLDASS BOOK BEAUTIFUL BOOK#the single coolest object i now proudly own#older than most of the objects i've seen with my eyes in my life probably. and it has Pencil Written Annotations in such a lovely little#victorian cursive script and illustrations in a style i've only ever seen on the fucking internet archive or uploaded scanned fashion plates#like holy FUCK it's SO COOL and i will nerd out about it for the rest of my natural days i assume <3#anyway. still need to find the bandaids in my bag as i'm currently just sitting in the dark holding a paper towel over my finger#on the bright side i finished the hat that will either be hers or was the trial run for knitting her hat (it depends how much i get done on#the other gift hat i decided i was making the day before i left on my family roadtrip)#oh my fucking god the family drama on this trip has blown other trips' nonsense out of the water and it was. the first day. of the trip.#oh sick as fuck fish hook earrings amd old ass book and bag of knitting supplies we're really in it now.....#a post#anyway who else is excited to drink their way through the rest of this week 🫶 (she says on sunday)
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I have 525,600 projects on right now. But just started a playthrough of p5r (never seen the royal exclusive content) with the boy and now I am desperate to pick back up with a Sonic characters Persona AU. With the shadow selves -> persona gaining methods of 4 and the costume elements of 5. Obviously, because I am predictable.
#hello to the sonic fans who have no idea what im talking about#adding Persona AU to my shelf next to Miraculous AU and Fire Emblem AU#i just. wanna put the lil guys in cool costumes okay????? is that a crime?????#i want to see Amy in elaborate combat ballgowns and Silver in big silly hats and Sonic looking sick as fuck but decorated this time#gahhhhh#wonderincs#anyway night night
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Halloween costume hint:
(The stitch marker and the word that describes this colour-pattern of yarn [or fabric] are 2 more hints.)
#i make no guarantees of finishing in time for halloween tho im going thru a lot rn#i DID finish a second pair of Scream yarn socks today tho!!#i just wanted to give my fingers a little break from knitting socks but i have other halloween sock yarn i plan on working on#(november is halloween 2 for me)#but yeah i saw a sample of yarn using this type of seamless cast on (provisional cast on / circular tubular cast on) last night...#...while half asleep and was immediately like Oh. I HAVE to do that costume idea now.#i flubbed the crochet part bc the way i did it made the stitches twisted when i knitted it...#...and i had to pull out every crochet stitch one by one. lol. but at least i know for next time how i gotta crochet it to be open stitches#also i knit backwards (mirrored) so i was surprised i managed to figure out the tutorial on the first go...#...bc the person filming described their actions instead of just showing it so i only needed to listen. it makes a world of difference to me#anyway. now that i got that started i have been shaking in pain all day i gotta try n shower before it gets too late#apparently my new back xrays show that my back does have an issue. but not on the spot thats hurting lmao.#so i get to do an mri and see a back specialist ughhh. also the pharmacy is refusing to fill pain meds for me. it sucks.#AND i finally got a physical therapy appointment.... for the middle of december.... guys i injured my back and#....have been trying to get in to PT since fucking MAY. its OCTOBER.#like fuck my life man i can barely fucking walk. i can barely take care of myself. the pain had been SO bad since i recently reinjured it#so yeah i gotta try n shower before i pass out from the pain.#knitting#Cori.exe#Image.exe#fiber art#horror#halloween#also like this yarn is the closest i could get to colour accuracy that i have in my yarn bin and i only have 1 skein of it which is perfect#bc it means i get to use up probably the whole skein and it makes a difference in the amount of yarn i need to use out of my bin lol#especially bc what other use am i ever going to get out of one skein of yarn? nothing but socks take one skein.#my worst yarn habit is seeing a cool yarn and then buying just one or two skeins. like thats fine for a hat or scarf...#...but i need to learn to knit and crochet more things. id like to make a sweater at least once in my life lmao#((sweater yarn gets so expensive tho bc u need so much. and we're back to me wanting to reduce my yarn stash))#personal
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heyyy any therians out there, I was wondering if I could ask why a lot of yall wear fingerless gloves? I'm genuinely curious if there's a particular reason or if you guys just are cool as shit and have incredible taste in style< 33
#therian#shoot idk how to tag this#otherkin#???#anyways you guys seem cool as fuck i tip my imaginary hat to you#alterhuman
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Went to a jazz festival
I got cool stuff but like texas..
Man it has to stop being hot that is not fun
#cold showers are the only reason i still exist#duuude some army looking guys in ugly cammo made fun of my hat#like was wearing a purple witch hat with pretty lace and rose :3 and THEY MADE FUN OF IT#like ok...#1. fuck you#and 2. its a cool hat#i wanted to fight them#i was really tempted to#(i coulda won anyways🙄#but i didnt :3 and ate funnel cake#all in all it was fun#waaay too hot#but fun#(the feel like in my city is 95 (Fahrenheit)...!#and im in black...#i mean that's on me but still)
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kidd and killer are such interesting creechers to me... isn't kidd the only captain we know that refers to his first mate with a term that puts him on his same level? they both call each other partner that's such a specific dynamic they have. and then there's that sbs where oda was like they've been partners since they were kids and have always done everything together so of course when they liked the same girl they both went on a date with her at the same time, like. hell yeah but also does oda understand what kind of relationship he's given them
#haven't reread the battle in onigashima just yet so i dont remember for sure but i do think killer refers to kidd as captain too#but he does call him partner the most#and kidd exclusively refers to killer as my partner#out of all the captains kidd is the last one you'd expect to have a symbiotic relationship with his first mate#but oda really went and wrote them as one soul in two bodies#they move in tandem or don't move at all#ready to sacrifice life and freedom for each other at the drop of a hat#how interesting is that#killer was probably the one to make sure kidd didn't drawn too i wonder how he adapted to having lost the ability to swim over nothing#actually they're so fucking tragic when you think about it#anyway yeah oda really went and wrote them specifically like that that's so interesting to me#when kidd elevates killer to his same level so easily is it only killer's devotion to him that's stopping them from being co-captains?#I wonder how their crew's dynamic is shaped by the fact that the first mate holds this much power#that's so cool#too bad oda sank them here's to hoping they'll be back in full at some point
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Killing myself me and my buddy went and got tattoos today and their mom came with us which would have been fine if it wasn’t an hour and 45 minutes after I’m supposed to be in bed and the fact that we’re still like a half hour away from my house and she’s making us sit in the long ass in and out drive through line bc it’s 845 and next to an airport on the Friday night before a holiday weekend
#FUCKING TAKE ME HOME LIKE YEAH IM HUNGRY BUT IM MOSTLY TIRED AND HAVE WORK TOMORROW#I love her but she ALWAYS does this shit and if I or my buddy try and say something about the fact that I need to go home and go to bed she#gets kinda shitty about it like MAAM I HAVE TO BE UP AT 3 AM !!! TAKE ME HOME#anyways got a cool shark in a cowboy hat tattoo he’s sayin howdy >:)#Arkham rambles#arkhamrambles
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damn apperantly i lucid dream almost every night because i had some frequent nightmares as a lil kid and learned how to get out of them and so now it just comes naturally to me (thats all just a common theory tho bc almost nothing about dreams are solid ofc)
anyway fun fact when i had nightmares as a kid i would lucid pray "pls god let me open my eyes" n then wake up AHAHA (i was raised christian)
i dont believe in him but isnt that A Thing to visualize HAHAHA just me running from goofy the disney mascot, closing my eyes and praying to god?? HA ! like dorothy at the end of Wizard of Oz LMAO like theres no place like home or wtvr
#me when child trauma leads to silly stupid dreams instead of plaguing nightmares and the hat man paralysis demon HAHA#maybe thats why i dont have nightmares like ever anymore too#but also that might be why im never fully rested JDKJLD my brain is always awake LMAOOO oops#not like i can control being lucid anyway lol i'll just stick to my wacky dream awareness ig#anyway lucid dreaming is so fun im like 'oh cool in im a dream' n then do whatever the fuck i want ITS GREAT i wanna fly SO IM GONNA FLY#i may be dream Cringe but i am dream Free#kat has weirdass dreams#<- new arcane followers feel free to browse that tag HAHA its wild
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Mattpatt is playing studio investigrave games its so fucking over
#This is not to trash the Devs in anyway#It's actually ready fucking cool to see them break into this level of recognition#This is instead to say I found them when it was still niche and almost a year later I'm watching a fandom actively death spiral as we speak#I'm tossing my hat in the ring these games below to the 14 year old fujoshis now#I'm 110% overeacting Ik but God this fandom got really annoying really fast what the hell happened :(
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i'm so glad you guys like this costume! it is one of my favorites. but I put my absurd pumpkin pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else.
...literally
anyway, here are some construction/project notes/wip photos in case you don't have 50 minutes to spare for the full video about making it!
inspo wise, The First Book of Fashion: The Book of Clothes of Matthaeus and Veit Konrad Schwarz of Augsburg [this is an affiliate link] served as the major influence for this. the book is basically documentation of what this man and his son wore to major events in his life over a period of decades. he was getting ootd painted before it was cool.
the base pattern for the pantlegs came from another pair of ridiculous pants I made a few months earlier.
the paned portion is made from homemade piping sewn to strips of jacquard that are backed with twill tape to prevent fraying.
I made so much fucking piping for this oh my god. each of these strips was 20"+ long, both sides have piping, and these are the panes for ONE LEG. there were also sleeves. we're talking like 60+ yards of piping.
perhaps unsurprisingly, these strips were too thick to gather. so instead I had to overlap them to create the shaping over the leg. it looks OK but isn't ideal.
after this was done, velvet ribbon was sewn over the marked point to hold them in place.
oh! I also sewed a layer of mesh over the orange base fabric to dull it somewhat and provide contrast before sewing on the bands.
the upper portion of the pants was made from even strips of velvet and jacquard seamed together and fitted over a cotton base. the appliques were added to cover the fact the stripes meet at an angle at the side seam, and I sewed on orange sequins because I like sequins.
the happiness I felt when this fit was immense, I must say.
the bodice is two pieces, one for the front, one for the back. it laces up the sides with hand sewn eyelets. it wasn't very flattering as just an expanse of orange of the chest, so I added appliques to the front and back, too.
the black detailing around the top edge is made from varying widths of velvet ribbon.
the sleeves have similar elements of everything shown above--a paned upper portion, velvet ribbon trim, and a bit of lace at the cuffs.
unlike most of my projects the sleeves have no lining forcing the shaping, what you see beneath/between the panes is the chemise worn beneath this. it's made from the mesh used as an overlay on the pants with a jacquard/velvet ribbon collar which you can see peaking out above the neckline of the bodice.
oh! and then there is the pumpkin hat! there is a video on patreon about making this somewhere, I think.
and it's just that easy to live out your renaissance pumpkin prince/ess dreams!
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