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i feel so bad for americans like the more i learn about your electoral system the more im like 😭 thats ass
#i speak#here its very similar we have the tories (ew) the liberals (current party) and the ndp (better. but theyre never getting a majority)#(im still happy with what theyve done federally this term. making a deal with the libs to get everyone with income below 90k free dentalcare#as a minority is. good)#but voting sucks. so i just go for the candidate in my riding i prefer#which is the liberal guy. hes great. so that solves that problem#but americans dont even get that#you have to actually pick between the bad options 😭 and you dont even have any smaller parties. or the rhinoceros party#i have to keep telling myself municipal and provincial elections are the ones that have most impact on my day to day life#so maybe i actually internalize it by the next federal one#anyone wanna take one for the team and assassinate poilievre? 😁
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I make posts for hypersexual trans guys who never had a fear of sex but a fascination with it. who had their sex awakening so intensely and so early that the gender awakening had to play catch up.
who were undeniably and rabidly attracted to men but completely bugged out when men reciprocated and couldnt comprehend why. because the answer definitely wasnt lesbianism.
dudes who have such an intense dysphoria and hate themselves, but not in the way that they need to be used like a fucktoy with no worth, im the way that they want to shove their cock in something but cant. Dudes that want to be seen like a god when they fuck and agonize when they cant get that.
#proudly never been scared of sex#lesbian masterdoc had me thinking it was comphet no i needed to stick my dick in them#sighs#thinking of an old coworker i had years ago who was russian and i was like fresh 18#we even went on a semi date but after i let it get awkward#like genuinely i hated myself so much if i loved myself n my body more i wouldve swung it#boyposting#like nooo i dont wanna be a sub girl to u i want to rail you sooo bad#ftm nsft#like dudes who were into american psycho and correctly think they can top patrick bateman w their covk#and hed take it too
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happy pride to all queer children of immigrants
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#muertodraws#queer art#queer comic#lgbtq#pride#trans artist#qtpoc#trans art#transgender#transmasc#mlm#if youre a queer child of immigrants you deserve free lifelong therapy#this comic was originally going to be a “i feel like a freak” cuz im trans and people dont know what to do with me#and then it turned into like. oh god this experience is compounded by your complicted relationship to uhh well#being mexican and a child of immigrants#i was originally going to add a quote from a jose marti poem but idk i didnt want this to get too long#i think if i did that i would prolly attract the attention of latine purists and nationalists lmfaooo#i already have people who dont even believe im mexican much less a child of immigrants much less a man#the most common hate i get now is that im a confused white woman gringa who isnt latin american#besides the transphobia im just like. have you ever heard of a diaspora#anyway#hope someone enjoys this
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it is taking literally all of my self control to not become a full on angry Jewish blog this week you guys have no fucking clue the pain and suffering and isolation and legit NIGHTMARES that you have brought down on Jews for the last 15 months minimum and now you pretend to give a fuck with your performative thoughtless reblogging of Sound of Music and a Nazi getting punched but refuse to admit the central tenant of Nazism? Ok.
#antisemitism#i have literally dozens of drafts from this week alone you have no idea how much self control I am using right now#dont even get me started on non jews talking about the ADL as if they are the only jewish organization in existence while ignoring#what american jews think of the organization or their policies or their response and completely disregarding intracommunity discussions#about this topic as well as the responses of MANY other jewish organizations that have roundly condemned it#but if there are no zionists to blame or jews to vilify whats the point right?#actually I guess you really aren't pretending to give a fuck because you keep erasing the antisemitism so maybe this is just consistency
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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Making a poll for the first time ever this is important
Reblog for sample size etc etc I'm loosing my mind.
#Im american born but both parents are from outside the US#and I'm half german and grew up on german sweets and goodies#have been to germany several times etc etc#have family from there who send us stuff#YOU CAN GET MARZIPAN HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE UNITED STATES MIDWEST EVEN#stuff thats not german import tends to be too sweet for me but itS STILL HERE#and still... so many people... dont know what it is... my heart is breaking.. my beloved marzipan... forsaken.#marzipan#poll#polls
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my knight-monk agenda strikes again, but this was less of a 'I read something that made me experience several emotions and a strike of inspiration at once,' and more of a 'wouldn't it be fucked up if the bejeweled skeleton saints came to life and and started. eating people. or something. in revenge. medieval catholic horror, or an older horror of not being buried right. zombies, even. a complete bastardization of holy visuals. zombies.'
it's a far away idea, but I still wanted to play around with font layouts. like, if I DID make it into a full comic: these would be visual vibes, perhaps.
it's also a little bit about the kind of intimacy that these kinds of spaces provide, or in the case of this monk: the heavy trauma of war and the death of your brother, the escape to a secluded monastery, spiritual brotherhood to make up for your dead brother, but your role as a physician keeps pulling you back to this violence you want to escape. physician, heal thyself, only you have a holy calling to serve those in need, so instead: physician, open up your wounds again. saint jude, patron saint of lost causes, give us a fucking hand here, man. amen.
Homosexuality in the Renaissance: Behavior, Identity, and Artistic Expression, James M. Saslow
and this one is about earlier history than the medieval period that this comic is set in, but the monk character is sort of an exploration of earlier themes. a little bit. I like overlapping eras with each other, I've done it before and I'll do it again. this character is an exploration of some other stuff too, but mostly this book was interesting to read
From Monastery to Hospital: Christian Monasticism and the Transformation of Health Care in Late Antiquity, Andrew T Crislip
bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost
#i almost made him a benedictine monk but then we would've been reaching territory i do not feel like suffering through#generic medieval tag#i had more tags but i started talking politics and honestly if im going to talk politics i think its better to just make a post about it#i dont actually talk politics on tumblr even tho a lot of my work is extremely political in its subtext/text#because i think that tumblr is very annoying for that. its so anglo-american-western centric in its political theory#and i am WELL beyond that. i use twitter for politics because i love suffering lmao but also its like. still better for getting stuff done#komiks tag
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Every single time I draw for an anime I think to myself "never again will I draw for an anime" and then I am proven wrong. So here, take my daughter Lulu.
#brave bang bravern#bbb lulu#how the heck do you tag for this show#i never feel like i do anime characters justice tbh so i get really self conscious about art i do for shows#but honestly whatever shes adorable please enjoy my daughter#i gotta finish watching it - im on ep10#and i am giving updates to two people on discord as i watch and i like hearing#i have no idea whats going on but its a wild trip at least#and im like yeah trust me as the one watching it i also have no idea whats going on and its a fever dream without the fever#an acid trip without the acid#i really have NO idea what the intended audience is for this show but lewis the love of my life#i will never be over the time you said Nani - oh shit#because one of my favorite things to say to someone i know who has a major in japanese is#nani the fuck - BECAUSE IT INFURIATED HIM the first time i said it and he was so upset#now he expects it and is fine with it but the nani oh shit will live rent free ... thank you sir mr american i love you#also not to spoil anything even though i probably dont have the brain capacity to do so correctly#i really liked when someone was saying some weird stuff to him and he just says im sorry? in english#me in japan just saying im sorry feels like it would track thats me thats the american im sorry
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why are macklin celebrini and will smith auston matthews and mitch marner but in reverse, amped up to the second degree, and also blonder.
#no bc think. fourth overall and first overall one canadian and one american but then flip-flopped#hrpf#macklin celebrini#does will smith have a chip on his shoulder that would make this whole thing even more compelling lmao#like. bc hes an american and doesnt get any attention and macklin got the hobey baker or whatever#also beyondddd insane that they played on RIVAL HOCKEY EAST TEAMS the SAME SEASON like.#do u guys know how intense cawlidge hawkey on the east coast is#i dont know the lore but did they interact. did they have mutual friends#romcom shit#it does not escape my knowledge that both of these children are the same age as my younger sister.
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the tennis calendar is famously bad but february is the most disorganized thing i've ever seen. it's january so we're in australia on outdoor hard. march we will be in the united states on outdoor hard. so how do we get there? via western europe, the middle east, and the entirety of south america. some of these events are indoor hard. some of them are outdoor hard. some of them are clay! like what the hell
#this isnt news im jsut always struck but how stupid february is#like okay first off. lets move the european events to indoor hard season. we dont need rotterdam and marseille right now#i dont want to tell the south american events to stop being clay even tho it isnt clay season#because. well come on. its south america. it has to be clay#but we can't put it in clay season because that is in europe so its too far away#i suppose. if we put the south american swing after the sunshine double that would make sense#because then it would be clay season but it could be the pregame for europe#so it geographically make sense since they would be coming from miami so its okay. and then go to europe#and not all south american events are clay so therefore you can still get the hard court for post sunshine double. you get to chose.#and i have no idea where to put the middle eastern events like okay yes its outdoor hard season so i guess so#see i can fix the schedule. somewhat. itf let me innnn#tennis
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the trend of recent historical girls not coming with dolls of their own makes me sad not just because that was one of my absolute Favorite things that historical girl collections had, but because it feels like theres less of an emphasis of the historical girls being little girls. like im no big fan of courtney but there was something SO refreshing about her pajamas being a care bear nightgown and her coming with a care bear and a little ag doll of her own. a little girl doesnt always wear these stylish matching pjs: hell, i had a care bear nightgown when i was courtney's age!! little kids like toys!! even the characters in more serious stories like addy had toys that they loved and were just as special as anything else in their lives. like please just let these characters be little girls and enjoy things for children
#syd squeaks#I cant even imagine the twins having toys because theyre designed to look like they're 14 they dont seem like kids#will we ever get another sari. an ida bean. a clara??#american girl doll#american girl#ag
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The Same Fucking Bacterial Infection!!! Never went away!!! Just been here. Causing mischief. Since March.
Got IV antibiotics and a prescription for the strong shit since the last round apparently did fuck all.
Anyways I'm turning my chair around like I'm in a health PSA now, Don't drink yucky water or eat the food your beloved family cooks with the yucky water because it's the only water available in your hometown when you go visit for Easter.
#Posting this to let people know im fine. Im home and like all true Americans ive treated myself to meal from burger place#(its a milkshake and some french fries)#(didn't even get a burger dont tell ice)
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hi venture mains im here to tell you personally that their first legendary is going to be ugly as SIN and that is a GOOD thing actually.
queer people have been synonymous with dressing loud and garish and ugly for centuries at this point. its practically a form of communication for us, and its something that we have to continue to embrace to avoid being sanitized as a whole by society bc thats a fate worse than death if you ask me. and sloan "dirt-fucker" cameron is not someone who goes well with the word "sanitized".
its entirely and incredibly in character actually. they geek out at the very mention of anything historical. their default fit is a jacket thats like three sizes too big for them. they have a pet rock with a purple mohawk. they were associated with nothing but rock eating for like six months. they eat ice cream for dinner and call people "doofus". you're telling me someone like that wouldnt voluntarily choose to dress in the goofiest shit you can think when their whole shit is being a goofball?
they've lived in probably at least half a dozen small towns in the province of nova scotia (they are not from the city bc city kids don't grow up playing in the dirt), meaning i can say with every ounce of personal experience that 90% of their shit is thrifted and they consider something "nice" if its cheap and isnt covered in stains when they pull it off the rack. they'd wear a flannel over a hoodie on a windy day and 10 degrees celsius is t-shirt weather. they dont care about how they dress day-to-day bc nobody else they know does either, and that can translate to both casuality and confidence in flawless fashion.
"ugly" isn't an option we should be immediately disparaging of anyways. there is no separating "good" ugly from "bad" ugly in design, as any form of ugly can be made good looking despite what the adjective's conotations might have you believe. you look at the roadhog skin in the s13 battle pass and tell me its not so ugly that it wraps back around into being adorable. ugly should be approached with an open mind rather than being shunned bc its not what you wanted
tldr venture's first legendary deserves to be adorably and atrociously ugly for all the right and most in-character reasons you can think of and thats exactly what its going to be! i cant wait to see it <3
#if the american venture mains get to yammer about being slighted every time we get an announcement for literally anything#then a canadian venture main (esp one from the same province) is allowed to ramble in equal quantities with zero consequence /hj#overwatch#overwatch 2#venture#sloan cameron#madison speaks#i didnt mention it but i also want it to actually feel transformative and imaginative instead of just being an outfit change#like yeah some of the concepts i see are good but at the end of the day they feel like palette swaps instead of#something that takes their initial character and runs with the concept of repainting them in a different lightscape#which is what the best skins do (or at least most of the best ones)#this is a character whose attitude and boundless enthusiasm are the perfect device for framing them as a number of#different fantastical archetypes and pursuits. inserting them into worlds where they can fit as a new version of themselves rather than#just feeling like their regular personality and occupation were copy-pasted to fit in only the visual department#with the biggest hurdle being their unconventional weapon but that can be worked around if youre crafty enough#and yet most concepts i see dont even bother to change their hairstyle... oh well!
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london stationery haul for my stationery freaks !!! i went a little crazy with stationery on this trip but to my defense, it was all funded by my state tax return hehe... these are the various things i got, which i linked:
yellow hard shell charger case from London Graphic Centre
special edition totebag from London Review of Books
gallimard journal from Choosing Keeping
brass hand clip from Choosing Keeping (honestly my fave purchase on this trip !!)
vintage bus blind journal from Choosing Keeping
kaweco perkeo fountain pen and inks from Present & Correct
grid flatlay book from Present & Correct
the epicurean notebook from Magma London
i also visited Smythson of Bond Street and Mount Street Printers but they were out of my budget. beautiful places to get luxury stationery goods!
#i dont even want to calculate how much i spent don't do it for me#im an adult in my late 20s!!!#i also got another lrb tote bag for my mom for mother's day#except american mother's day is in 2 months and i didn't realize bc i was just following what the brits were doing#she told me to get her another gift then lolol#mine#studyblr#studyspo#study inspiration#tea-tuesday#study motivation#journals#pens#stationery#stationery freaks#london#london review of books#london graphic center#present & correct#choosing keeping
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being native rn feels insane. Like at some point shit just becomes really funny. White americans are so insanely INSANELY deluded all you can do is laugh at them, because if you dont laugh your head will explode into flames and you’ll go out into the streets indiscriminately stabbing white people like your life depends on it.
#personal#Indigenous#There is something so bitter about targeting latinos (Specifically brown latinos) too#Considering most of the people white americans are going after are ethnically indigenous to this continent#You freaks just made up a border but we all know you didn’t come from here#You came from Europe#Now you’re acting like you own the place??#Sick shit#Such vile repulsive unforgivable people#Your souls will never find peace in life or death#your borders mean shit#Honestly i hope your fake worthless country breaks down into a million little pieces#I hope your worthless government implodes#I hope you suffer#i hope you lose all your money#I hope your borders break down#I hope you lose the spotlight I hope you fight each other to the death and I hope you leave me and my people all the way out of it#I hope you’re remembered with disdain I hope you dont even get to be spoken in the same breath as Rome since I know thats what you want#I hope you’re nothing worth remembering#I hope your fall from power is fast yet gradual and painfully uninteresting#I hope that stings#I hope in the end america is remembered as a failed nation and I hope white americans become the minority one day#i hope you burn#I hope your hatred is what kills you
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not to come out as a vicious capitalist for the wedding industry but if you want a traditional wedding dress from a traditional wedding store...........go there At Least 3 months before your wedding..................please.
#like you dont have to do the traditional american thing of deciding every color and menu item#(im not)#but if youre going to for the love of god leave enough time to actually get it all done#a bride came in today and she hadnt decided even a color for her bridesmaids to wear and her wedding is in a month.....#babygirl. it takes a month for these dresses to be delivered to you and another month for alterations YOU HAVE NO TIME!!!#another bride's wedding was a month away and she didnt have a dress!#and then she got snippy bc we didnt have any appointments until later in the evening like ma'am. this is a weekend during our big season#we were already doing two brides per person like pleathe.....
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