#but also. what’d I do 🤨🤨

[lizlemondyke]

guys it’s finally happened, I was finally assigned a gender studies reading that referenced michael cunningham’s THE HOURS!!!’ AAAAAA !!!!!!! laura brown rep! kitty the neighbor rep! kazim ali’s “genre queer: notes against generic binaries” I am kissing you!!!

[urhoneycombwitch]

eddie x latebloomer, virgin reader (so not self-projecting...) who isn't innocent or typically what people say is "virginal" (because virginity is a construct!) but still gets super nervous about heavy petting/sex because they've never done it before and don't want to be bad or weird and literally just flees at the confrontation

until that ovulation hits and r! is trying so hard to ignore it, squirming on Eddie's couch/bed and he's like 🤨 you ok? and then it just comes out in a whole word vomit that he's super hot and they're absolutely soaked but don't know what to do and it probably won't be good and they should just go home and eddies like... no big deal, I'll just eat you out, no penetration 🤷🏻

and when they do actually have sex later, I know Eddie talks R through it

ty for suggesting this anon! u got me inspired here's a lil blurb. also dedicated to @wdsara48 who asked for more inexperienced!reader content 🫡

+18 mdni: Eddie’s a bit clueless about the hormone cycle, oral (r receiving), cumming in pants (guess who), ovulation horny (™)

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On second thought, it was probably a really bad call to visit your boyfriend when you were this horny.

Which sounds silly, you know it does- who wouldn't want to visit their hot boyfriend at a time like this?- but you've really been enjoying taking it slow this time around. Eddie is the first boy you've dated who has totally and completely earned your trust when it comes to sex- he's never once pressured you to take your heated make-out sessions any further, pulling back and unwinding himself from you with spit-slick lips every so often to gauge your comfort level.

Is this okay? How are you feeling? Wanna take a break?

So kind. So considerate. So far away, in the kitchen, humming to himself while he fixes dinner, hair loose and curling around the shoulders of his tight Metallica tee. Every time he reaches over to stir the pot of chili on the stove, the lean muscles in his upper back and biceps curl and flex.

Hormones are flushing hot through your body, the couch you’re seated on feeling more and more confining by the second; you cross your legs at the ankle in an attempt to stave off the fidgeting, but when this causes the thick denim of your zippered jeans to press into the ache between your legs you are quick to uncross them again.

There’s a low-toned buzz that’s taken up residence in your hearing, like all the raging horniness has no place else to go- which is why you don’t hear Eddie the first time he speaks.

He’s standing at the edge of the living room now, hands on hips, one dark brow raised in your direction- “Earth to angel. You with me?”

“Huh?” You swallow harshly against the dryness in your throat (contrasted with the excess wetness in other places) and shake your head, slipping your hands underneath your thighs to sit on them and ground yourself a bit. “Sorry, I was zoning out. What’d you say?”

“I said you seem antsy tonight,” Eddie repeats, moving in to sit next to you, close enough for your knees to touch. “Had too much coffee or somethin’? Y’know, you really shouldn’t drink that stuff after noon. Not good for ya.”

He’s teasing, all smooth movements with an easy grin as he snakes an arm around your shoulders.

The smoke-sweet smell of his cologne floods your senses- musky and heady and this underlayer of something earthy, wild, that you could swear hits on a primal nerve by the way it makes your clit throb.

When you stiffen under Eddie’s arm, he reads your signal as one of discomfort, tsking at himself underneath his breath before starting to pull away. “Sorry, sweetheart, didn’t mean to make you-”

“No!” Your hand darts out to grab at his over your shoulder, keeping him from leaving, because if the warmth of his body pressed to your side stops you might actually die. “No, it’s not you. I promise. It’s me. I’m…”

Eddie watches you with mild concern as you flounder, mouth opening and shutting a few times before settling on just the truth- “I’m ovulating.”

He blinks. “Um. Shit. Do you need to go to the doctor? ‘Cuz the main office is definitely closed this time ‘a night but the ER is for sure open-”

You bend at the waist, pitching forward with a groan and cutting him off. With hot cheeks buried in your hands, your voice comes out muffled- “Didn’t you take sex ed, like, three times?”

“Sure did. Learned basic anatomy real well.” His palm has slid to your lower back, your shirt ridden up to expose a stripe of skin that his warm hand now rests on. “Help me out, princess. What’s goin’ on?”

With a pounding heart, you manage to sit up, looking down at your hands in your lap as you whisper, “Ovulation makes me, like, super horny.”

At first, you think he didn’t hear you, but after a beat of silence there’s a subtle shift in his posture, spine straightening.

“Oh.” Eddie’s hand on you doesn’t move but his other one smoothes down the line of his jean-clad thigh, clearing his throat before asking, “And do you wanna… do something about that?”

Mustering courage, you swivel slightly to look at him- the joking tone from earlier has drained out of his voice, and this is the shyest you’ve ever seen him: staring unseeing at his own lap, plucking at the knee of his jeans.

“Like what?” You ask, matching the same low tone he’s just used.

When Eddie looks back at you, that’s when you realize your mistake- his lack of eye contact wasn’t due to shyness. The way he’s looking at you now, dark chocolate eyes holding a steady gaze, it’s a wonder he’s been so restrained this whole time. 

“Could eat you out. Only if you wanted, though.”

You shiver. Visibly. 

A slow, half-tilted smile pulls at Eddie’s lips; he brings your free hand to his face and kisses your knuckles, then tugs you up with him to stand.

“C’mon. Let’s go to the bedroom.”

Cast in soft lamplight, Eddie closes the door to his room before cupping your face in his hands, cool rings against your cheeks. He kisses you gently, at first, plush lips notching in steady rhythm against yours; when you tug him in closer by his waist and slip your tongue between his teeth, he groans into your mouth.

He pulls away, wet click of your separating mouths loud in the quiet of the room before giving your hip a light tap. “Up on the bed, angel.”

You’re quick to comply, crawling backwards on the duvet, lust unfurling in your stomach as you rest half-propped on your elbows.

Eddie divests himself of his shirt in one fluid motion without taking his eyes from you. His pale skin gleams in the low light, silver chain and guitar pick necklace swinging as he moves to hover over you.

“You okay?” He asks, dark hair a curtain around both your faces as his bare torso presses against your clothed one. 

When you nod, he ducks to kiss you again before sliding a hand up your shirt. “Good. ‘Cuz I don’t think I could stop even if I wanted to.”

You know he’s mostly joking- you and him have a safeword, and he’s always attentive to your body signals- but the pure desire that he’s kissing and touching you with is indicative of a boy who’s waited too long to be able to have you like this.

Eddie laps at your mouth, tongue twining with yours as his hand squeezes and molds the fat of your breast through your bra as both your nipples stiffen in response. When his knee slots between your thighs, you moan, hips jolting up to chase the friction.

“Can I…” you’re panting, forehead crushed to Eddie’s as you search for the words. “I want your mouth, on me- please.”

You’re rarely ever so communicative, usually hidden away behind a wall of reservations that are totally melted away now. Eddie makes a noise like he’s been punched, sucks at a spot behind your ear that causes your hips to rock forward again, then says, “Yeah, sweetheart, yeah. You can have my mouth. Fuck.”

While he kisses down the slope of your neck, between your clothed breasts, your bare stomach where your shirt’s been rucked up, he’s muttering (to himself, to you, hard to say): “‘Course you can have my mouth. Have it wherever you want it. Christ. Should’a asked for it sooner. Give you anything you want.”

Eddie pops the button on your jeans and you lift your hips so he can pull them completely off your body; when he sees the wet patch of arousal darkening your baby blue underwear he chokes out another curse before working the fabric down your hips and tossing them to the ground.

“Gonna let me taste you, baby?” he asks, stretching his lower half out on the mattress and pulling your legs over his shoulders, his mouth inches from your soaked core. Eddie looks up at you, face bracketed by your thighs, pupils blown out with desire, waiting for your go-ahead.

“Please,” you murmur, stretching out a hand to pet at the crown of his head.

His eyes flutter shut for a moment with your touch; when he presses a kiss to the top of your cunt, your hand tightens in his hair, his resulting hum of encouragement vibrating against your clit.

Eddie flattens his tongue and licks a wide stripe up your folds, spreading the wetness from your leaking hole up to mouth sloppily at your clit; when he sucks the bundle of nerves into his mouth, your elbow supporting your half-propped frame gives out and you pitch back against the covers.

“There- ah- shit, there, Eddie…” you sound wrecked already, voice husked with the strain of holding back whines. Normally, you’d be so in your head about the exposing condition you’re in, but at this point you’re too wound up to care, Eddie’s tongue against the beating heart of you coaxing that tightness in your stomach closer and closer to snapping.

His nails bite in where his hands span the width of your thighs, holding you against his mouth even as your legs tremble and hips twist jerkily with each sweep of his tongue; Eddie gives one last suck to your clit then follows the line of your cunt down, down with his tongue to prod at your sodden entrance.

When his tongue slides into you with a wet squelch, obscenely loud in the otherwise quiet room, you both moan in tandem- your hand in his hair tightens to near-brutal, and the bed underneath you both tremors with the jolt of Eddie’s hips rutting into the mattress.

He sets a steady pace with his tongue, fucking it in and out of you as his nose nudges against your clit. That coil in your stomach is starting to make all your muscles tense up, your thighs locking Eddie in place (who seems to only be spurred on with each constriction of your body).

“Gonna come?” The lower half of his face is coated in your slick as he takes a brief pause to kiss at your inner thigh, one hand coming to rest on your tummy, pinning you down. “C’mon, baby. Let me see it.”

Your body obeys, tension snapping as his mouth returns to your cunt, a high whine of “Eddie Eddie Eddie” that you don’t bother to hide this time loosening from your throat as everything around you bursts and crashes into orgasm.

Toes curling against Eddie’s lower back, cunt spasming around his tongue, Eddie fucks you through it and then some, his own hips mindlessly grinding down as your release triggers his own, spilling warm into his boxers while your high spirals out.

When the spams of your pleasure turn over into aftershocks, Eddie comes up for air, pressing one last kiss to your overstimulated cunt before crawling up your body to lie on top with his head in the crook of your neck.

“Fuck,” you say aloud to the ceiling, breathless, arms automatically encircling the boy. “Holy shit.”

“I’ll say.” Eddie’s breath cools over the sticky patch he kissed into your skin, his mouth still wet with your release. He gathers enough energy to plant his elbows on either side of your head, looking down at you, suddenly serious. “So um… how often do you get ovi- ovel… like this? Once a year or somethin’?”

The laugh shakes out of your chest before you can stop it; you reach up to tuck Eddie’s curls behind his ears, your previous bashfulness having been tongue-fucked out of you.

“Eddie Munson, do I have news for you.”

[sunrizef1]

White Hearts

pairing: Lando Norris x reader

warnings: none

a/n: took a while but here we go

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[estxkios]

Reader calls all of Tokio hotel pookie🫢🤭 like there call out for them an reader will be like “yes pookie” what’d you think their reactions would be

tokiohotel x reader

hcs for what tokio hotel would do if you called them pookie. 😭 also i wrote this for them in 2008 because tom and gustav have wives now so it would be kinda.. ykyk 💀

warnings : swearing , fluff (?)

BILL

you would definitely say it out of nowhere

like bill would ask "can you grab my hairspry, love??"

and you would just be like

"sure pookie!!"

he wouldnt say anything he would just starnd there like "🤨" until you came back to the bathroom

"what did you call me?"

"oh nothing." you would say handing him the hairspry

"bitch, i definitely heard you call be something and it wasnt my name.."

after that day you definitely teasing him by calling him it all the time.

if he was about to go on stage youd be like "good luck pookie!!"

and he would roll his eyes at you but you and the other members think its so funny

the other members would start calling him it too 😭

GEORG

you would be helping him pick his outfit and he would be like "does it look good?"

you just say "yes pookie"

at first mans would be flabbergasted 😭

"did you just call me POOKIE?"

"yes pookie"

i feel like you guys would star calling each other it as a joke, but then he would start taking it seriously.

so it kind of just stuck and till this day you call him pookie

like you would be mad at him and he would just be like

"but im your pookie, right?"

"georg. stop."

"aww man."

TOM

you guys would just be hanging out in his hotel room and you would say "pookie come over here"

"what the fuck did you say"

you would ignore him and he would stay staring at you

"i said come here tom"

"no bitch what did you say before.."

"oh, u mean pookie?"

i feel like he would think ur treating him like a baby and get mad

"im a man you cant call me that."

"okay get over here pookie"

"y/n im gonna kill u."

GUSTAV

okay hear me out i feel like gustav would either love it or hate it

he would think its an insult at first because pookie really isnt a word in germany

so he would be like "what the fuck did you call me stupidmathafacka"

then you would tell him its like a pet name and he would be like " oh " 🧍🏻‍♀️

mans would definitely call you it after that day

he would just be like "pookie wanna hear me play drums?"

"pookie come here"

pookie is just ur new name.

he would basically steal the nickname from you 😭

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i hope this is what u wanted!! p.s im might make a really long fic?? 😱

but im debating wether to post it on wattpad or tumblr. so lmk what u think !!

bye angels <3 !!

[bomber-grl]

Enemies to lovers with Nico Di Angelo

Pairing(s): Nico Di Angelo x Male Reader

The worst honestly

I mean there’s obviously underlying reasons as to why you’re hostile towards him but the main one was mostly petty…

You were walking around camp as usual, tending to whatever it is you need to.

If you’re being honest, you thought he was kinda cute so ofc u approached him

You couldn’t have been aware that Nico was going through a lot and his response to you? It was silence

He ignored you and usually you’d leave it be but you decided to be nice and ask what was up

And him? He insulted you to your core and you didn’t even know the man

Like damn, take me to dinner first…

At that time you were just shocked but later on, well you became furious

Nico didn’t even remember you until you began purposefully doing things to irritate him

From then on all the antics just snowballed into this huge thing

To the point where others were affected too

It’s not like either of you cared tho, no not at all

Nico even went as far as getting annoyed when other people complained

That was the closest you’d get to agreeing, even then you were constantly at eachothers throats to the point where everyone knew to make sure you were paired or near eachother

It was until, well you were forced to go on some mission

You honestly could care less

Just get it over with and live the rest of your life

That’s all you wanted

But of course things just had to go wrong

You had unfortunately intruded in on Nico’s privacy

Aka his traumas due to some monsters magic or something

You don’t even care or remember

Afterwards it was so painfully awkward

Not to mention that the trauma seemed so raw that whenever you slightly mentioned it he’d snap at you

Honestly understandable

Eventually tho? He sighed and just caved into telling you

He became so painfully distant afterwards too

Not that you cared

But just that it made things even more difficult

You’d do things for him to ease it

So ofc you decide what else can I do besides open up and tell him my traumas too?

How idiotic…

Welp you tell him and he surprisingly understands

From then on it’s still awkward cuz you guys were so passive aggressive to each other

But mostly now cuz you’ve seen each other at your lowest

Albeit through visions/words

I mean at some point you thought you made peace

You’d talk and even joke with eachother

He seemed comfortable

And you’d also admit that you felt comfortable around him too

Until you didn’t

Out of no where he started being weird

You’d be slaying some monster and then after saying something in approval about the fight

He’d shrink in on himself and shy away

It was like this for so long at some point you’re by the fire you set up that you just snap

I mean you were being nice and bro didn’t seem to want to talk

But he never did

So you tried

And when he shooed you away?

Well you lost it

You snapped at him and began going off on all you pent up feelings the last couple of weeks days

And him? He didn’t take it well either

He started yelling at you too and tried to harm you

Although he mightve just lost control-

Anyway you weren’t having any of that so you pushed him against the wall in the cave you were in and ofc started going at him

Yelling at him, I mean

What’d u think I meant, you pervert 🫵🤨

You even shook him for good measure 🙄

Ofc u forced him to spit out his reasons

“I LIKE YOU OK???”

🧍he yells that so suddenly you don’t got any words to say

Like damn

Nico immediately freaks

I mean look at Percy

He scared you might think badly of him and you sorta gotta smack some sense into him or else he’ll self deprecate and get lost in his head

So once you do you just gotta go through the most awkward thing ever and mumble out a “I like you too” while kicking a rock non chalantly

Yall both just standing there all awkward too

Then you talk it out

It’s all cool and when you return back to camp everyone’s shocked at the fact that you left camp as enemies

And returned as lovers 💀

If you ever mention it to Nico he’ll just giggle and think it was funny/play off your past grudge against eachother

[yae-energy]

pick up the phone !!!

synopsis: my take on whether they’re a caller or texter

cast: yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, nobara kugisaki

cw: cursing, usage of the nword, kinda proofread

a/n: sorta just filler work, i was in the mood to write smth but didn’t want to do too much. might make a part 2 with the second years

megumi - texter

do not expect this dude to answer ANY calls LOL

calling means you have to talk a whole bunch and he’d rather just…not

like it’s physically draining to him (same tho)

even so, bro is a dry ass texter, like he’s one of those people where you have to read it in his voice for it to not sound so dead

you could prob send him smth earth shatteringly hilarious and bro will respond to it like

“lmaoo” or “im dead”

like damn nigga put some enthusiasm into it 😭

his read receipts are off cause he has a habit of looking at texts and forgetting to respond. he figured if he turned them off he wouldn’t hurt anyones feelings by accident

the dnd stays on!!

he sends voice messages if he doesn’t feel like typing a whole lot

he doesn’t have contact photos for anyone, everyone got that nasty default letter one

has gojo muted cause he’s always texting him about dumb shit 😭

no one in his pinned

will text you out of the blue and ask if you wanna hang out

could be 2am but that won’t stop him

“wanna run to the gas station?”

“my nigga it’s 1 in the morning 💀”

“not reading all that, you coming or not?”

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nobara - caller (specifically facetime)

this bitch loves being on the phone !!! especially with people she’s real, real, close with

expects you to pick up EVERY SINGLE FACETIME CALL and if you don’t best believe she’s finna spam text you

“bitch ik you saw my call 🤨”

“answer your phone rn ik you not doing nothing with your lonely ass”

she’ll eat you up fr if you don’t answer 😭

facetimes with her are lit thooo, like she always has a story to tell

“and then guess what happened!!!”

is a bad texter tho

like really bad

she’ll either answer in 3 seconds or 3 weeks, you’ll never know !!

has certain people muted if she doesn’t like them

only has 3 convos in her pinned and one is a gc with her, yuji, and megumi

gojo is blocked LOL

she blocked yuji once too and forgot to unblock him (he kept sending her those wolf memes)

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yuji - both, but more of a caller

he loves phone calls !!! especially facetimes

he likes being able to see and hear the people he’s talking to

takes screenshots

he usually facetimes when he has like,,, chores to do? like if he’s gotta clean his room or something he’ll call so that way he can stay focused

likes when you talk about your day or if you have a story to share, he gets INVESTED

“what??? that’s kinda fucked up… what’d she do next???”

is lowkey an instigator

“me personally…. i wouldn’t let him talk to me like that”

eats on the phone!

bro has a whole mukbang set up don’t play with him!

he’s also a very engaging texter

has a perfect reaction photo for any situation

sends lots of tiktoks

i feel like when he’s expressing laughter he does the keyboard smash thing

or he’ll go like

“BYEEEE LMAOOO 😭😭”

everyone has a special name and contact photo

[dianaladrislovebot]

gone headcanons that have popped into my unhinged little brain, part 4

tw for some mental health talk at the end of which there will be a visible warning

caine has a 12 step skincare routine. also wears eyeliner. argue w the wall.

diana also practiced makeup on the boys before the fayz. drake “hated it” but continued to allow her so 😐

and on sam at lake tramonto bc i want more of them and their friendship

sam knows a lot about first aid, and in turn so does quinn. connie refused to let her son not know first aid.

quinn has a really dysfunctional family; his parents are always fighting (whether between themselves or with quinn) and he hates being at home, and spends so much time at sam’s place that he just starts calling connie mom at some point and she treats him like her second son (cough 🤨)

taylor used to write gossip on the coates bathroom stalls

i imagine lana (and most of the time diana actually) w a really monotone like voice. very much contrasted to taylor, who sounds like a borderline valley girl, and astrid, who is constantly told to speak up. brianna however, is constantly told to shut up because she’s too loud. most of the other girls just have like, regular teenage girl voices i guess

(mental health talk starts here if you wanna scroll away)

mary used to self harm, she just hid it a lot better than her eating disorder. she switched places at the start of the fayz too so the kids didn’t find it because she didn’t want to have to explain, but she wasn’t in the right frame of mind to stop either

sam has bpd. no notes he simply does. (thank you @ salt_bags_ on ig for opening my eyes). also diagnosed w depression LONG before the fayz why they thought to nominate the depressed kid as leader is beyond me what’d they think was gonna happen lol

sometimes i honestly wonder if drake has either bpd or bipolar too bc man can he switch FAST

quinn also has anxiety. he doesn’t talk about it a lot bc back in 2009 obviously mental health wasn’t as spoken about as it is now but it really debilitated him from doing a lot of stuff. he learnt how to live w it in the fayz.

obviously most of the fayz survivors ended up w ptsd after the fayz but a lot of them also had different forms of anxiety, depression and paranoia.

that’s all for now folks i’ll see you all again in six months when i have my next thought

[cheemken]

Ayo what’d you mean by the champions (and others) look down on Iris and Hau 🤨. At least Diantha was there for them :). Even if her whole reasoning was to tap into their potential and turn them into stronger champions who’d listen to her orders. But hey, they receive a mother figure and Diantha receives two more followers

Do they still look down on them? Cause yeah, like you said they’re both older and more mature now but they are still young compared to the rest of the champions

I do wanna say that the others still kinda do?? Like Leon especially hahah

Cause like, yeah they were young when they became champions, but Leon was younger than they were when he became champion, and for him he has that edge. He sees them like Hop, really. That maybe they were just lucky to get their Champion spot, bc hey Unova's former champion (Hilbert) just suddenly left, and Alola's standing champion (Kukui) wasn't even an actual champion. So for Leon, he thinks they don't even deserve to have their titles bc he thinks he didn't fight for them, rather they were just handed those titles. But the two did fight for their title. Iris did battle Hilbert for that title, and Kukui wasn't weak. Leon was just projecting.

Lance actually,, kinda looks down on them. Just a bit hahaha. They're still kids in his eyes, and while they are champions they're also pretty young compared to the rest of them. But maybe that's him thinking that since he himself didn't train them, maybe they still need help and guidance

Steven doesn't but he also thinks that since they're still kinda young, they shouldn't even be in this mess of a feud between Diantha and Leon. He thinks they deserve to have a great time as champions especially since they're young, but unfortunately they're already caught between the crossfire

Cynthia doesn't, but again, like Steven, she also doesn't want them to get hurt, especially since before all this mess she was their enabler, and now after everything she just wants to protect them and take every hit for em. But she knows they're not weak, rather she's just scared to see them get hurt as well

Geeta had experience w Penny, so no she does not look down on them even if they're younger than the rest. Rather she's honestly impressed they were champions at that age, it reminds her of Florian and Nemona hahah

Diantha genuinely tho, she really doesn't look down on them. Rather she looks down on people that can't beat them or also looks down on them. Your honour those are her kids, and despite it all, she does care abt them, and she loves them so much, and she does feel some sort of guilt leaving them, but ig bc of the fact she sees them as her kids now, they have to really meet her own standards that she had set for them, but hey, that's fine uvu as long as they just obey Diantha, well hey, they're already perfect in her eyes, standards be damned

[unpopularvivian]

Young Jesse: Ok this is fine! We can work with this!

MC Redward: can we? Can we old iron?!

Young Jesse: …. (Ok I’m still the oldest. Right.)

MC Greedon: *signing* Why do you not look any different?

Young Jesse: … I can’t understand sign language? What’d he say?

MC Greenry: 🤨 he asked why you aren’t any different

Young Jesse: My hair dye is gone? Also *Lifts hat to show grey hairs and white streaks* Also I lost my rebuild, so I can’t get around like I could.

MC Redward: So the reverse happened to you? Ok.

Young Jesse: CAN IT Cherry!

MC Redward: 🤬

MC Young Percy: Hey, important question.

MC Greedon: *Geatures* Yes Percy?

MC Young Percy: Why do I feel like that when Edward's younger, he's more violent?

MC Grenry: Oh god.... OH NO.....

MC Tealmas: Wait, Edward's WHAT when he's younger?!?

MC Grenry: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!

*Everybody is then pushed onto the floor as MC Redward fires 10 bullets, all of them hitting on the ground*

MC Black James: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?

[mnoxsk]

Hey dude 💕 idk what your rules are or what characters you do/won’t do but can I make a demon slayer request with [whichever male hashira(s) you want] where reader is like the complete opposite of them??

Like for example: Sanemi dating (or crushing on🤨💕) a reader who is patient, kind, just a really nice guy tbh

Or Rengoku dating (or again, crushing on 💕) a reader who is non-energetic, just kinda 😐, basically think of them as that meme “someone will die 😐” “OF FUN 😊”

I always loved the “complete opposites” couple trope and thought this would be really cute :)

Again, any male hashira(s) you want bro 🫶

AHAHA NO CUZ OPPOSITE COUPLES TROPE IS SO CUTE <33 Anyways thanks for the request! ^0^ Also this will be a x MTF(male to female)!Reader so I hope you don't mind!

Characters: Giyuu Tomioka, Kyojuro Rengoku, Platonic!Muichiro Tokito

Genre: Fluff/Headcannons

Summary: How they are with you, when you’re MTF, How they are without you

-You would usually be the one talking most of time however to his surprise he doesn’t needs to talk anyways because you can just read him mind well and is gentle with you! Like during travelling when you’re ordering for each other you won’t even need to say a word because you’ll do it all! However if you’re tired to talk for him and are sleeping he won’t even bear to go outside to try and order! HE’LL JUST WATCH YOU SLEEP THE WHOLE TIME! 

-There are very few times you get rude remarks of you “looking like a female but born a male” BUT THIS MAN IS ALL FOR YOU AND EXPECT THEM TO BE ON THE VERGE OF DEATH FROM SAYING THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN! One time that Sanemi had said that to you (but not out of any rudeness but just confused) and Giyuu was busy staring somewhere else AND JUST SUDDENLY STARES AT HIM, LOWKEY SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!

- I’m sorry but there are really few times where you aren’t with this man! He sleeps in your own home, travel together, and the only time you aren’t with him it’s for a mission. He just misses you the second you’re gone, moping in silence to the people around him! You usually give him so many hugs and kisses and just look so beautiful wearing dresses so when you’re gone his heart is ACHING on how lonely it is. After you come back he’ll most definitely cuddle with you and spend the rest of the day with you, HE EVEN HOLDS YOUR HAND WHILE YOU USE THE BATHROOM!

-He’s always looking out for you! Usually you tend to stay inside, sleeping, or not eating so much, which even though it slightly worries him he doesn’t judge you! He always makes sure you’re comfortable where you sleep or that when eating he brings your favorite! When you’re awake he will talk about your day and the way you listen attentively and asks questions on certain things makes his heart MELT. Not only that but he loves when you’re very touchy, holding hands or cuddling with him no matter where you are! 

-There’s not very many times where this happens, really! Rengoku is just a friendly man all around and every body loves a friendly man however when it’s said to you he does get a bit defensive for you BUT TO THE PERSON SAYING ASWELL! MAIN REASON: YOU’LL BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF THEM AND JUST BAD MOUTH THEM! Rengoku just subconsciously sweats HARD whenever it’s said out of their mouth!

“I’ll get all that you have in your store!” Rengoku smiles confidently as the food vendor smiles happily. “You chose the right place, you won’t regret it!” However when saying that he sees Rengoku holding someone’s hand, his “girlfriend”, you. The vendor whispers to Rengoku, “Though that’s your girlfriend? She looks like a man.” A sudden ominous feeling strikes them, feeling it from behind Rengoku, whose slightly sweating while smiling, you. “What’d you say, basic b*tch?” Rengoku is already regretting going to this food vendor, seeing you crack your knuckles.

-When you’re gone he may seem to act and look the same the same but THIS MAN IS IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR YOU TO BE BACK! Even though he knows how capable you are, taking care of yourself whether at home or during a mission, HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU! :( <3 When he’s back on his mission, he’ll tell you everything that happened! From the condition to the whether to how he slayed that demon and helped those people! However for you if you came back from a mission he wants to know what happened (but if you’re too tired to even talk he’ll help prepare your sleeping area and watch you sleep to make sure you’re comfortable)!

-This man IS TOO BUSY COUNTING HIS CLOUDS AND YOU’RE JUST TALKING TO HIM? Well I wouldn’t be upset at you because he SURPRISINGLY LISTENS!? Of course it’s not all of it but he listens to the part he considers important! When he forgets certain things you always remind him or retell the story so he won’t need to remember which he considers it nice!

-During his cloud shape sessions he sometimes hears you talk about the rude remarks that some people have made about you “not being a girl” with a sad face but quickly trying to change the topic WHICH THIS MAN WILL NOT LET YOU! He wants to comfort you and will let you get it all out to the point you’re crying and he’ll comfort you with hugs and next time going with you, AND THIS MAN WILL LITERALLY ARGUE WITH THEM HOWEVER NOT EVEN SAYING A WORD BUT OUTSMARTING THEIR LOGIC WHEN HE DOES! 

-When you’re gone he usually tries to just do more spacing out sessions so that he won’t need to worry about you and feel as if time hasn’t moved so when he sees you it’ll feel like a couple minutes to him. :( <3 However there are a couple times where he misses hearing your voice when he is spacing out so expect that when you’re there with Muichiro at a distance he’ll immediately know, looking at you and then walking to you, and just hugging you!

[singledadjack]

Smush

why’d you guys do this to me😩 @twtasjack @jacksharlows @here2vib3 also i’m going off of that interview with Jack and Druski where Jack said vaccination spot instead of vacation spot. I think it was something like GOAT questions, but i’m making it online. (please keep in mind that i’m writing this on my phone at 10:00 PM so i’m going back and forth between the interview vid and writing so it’s not gonna be perfect.

“Jackman,” Druski cheered, “what’s goin on fam?”

“Nothin much, cuddlin’ with m’girl,” he grinned from ear to ear as he moved his phone to show Y/n. She had red marks on her face from napping, and her eyes were still half closed.

“Hi,” she murmured to the people on live.

Y/n yawned, cuddling into Jack even more. She grabbed his hand and guided it into her hair for a massage. Letting out a small mewl of comfort and relaxation.

“Let’s get right into it. GOAT pick-up line?” Druski asked.

“GOAT pick-up line? I’ll tell you what. What always works for me: I say, ‘you know? I really look at you as a sister.’”

“Not half bad. Does it work?”

“Y-yes! What’d be yours though?”

“I gotta give it to you. The looks gives it all: I give ‘‘em one good look and it works for me every time.”

“I know,” Jack chuckled.

***

“GOAT vaccination spot?” Jack asked with a pondering look.

“What?”

Jacks expression mirrored Druski’s, they both look like that emoji with one eyebrow raised. (this one🤨)

“They tryna’ get political.”

“Yeah, what is goin’ on?” Y/n woke from Druski’s laugh. Slowly blinking her eyes open.

“GOAT vaccination spot?”

“That’s vacation dumbass,” Y/n laughed.

Jack blushed and kissed her cheek, attempting to dismiss and get pass his embarrassing mistake.

“Hi smush, you gonna go back t’sleep? Look my smush just woke up!”

“Not yet.”

The two men finished up the questions and Druski left the live. Now Jack was just talking to his fans and updating them.

“How’d we meet? Oh that’s the best story.” He rubbed his fingers on his beard looking to Y/n with a smile.

He rambled on and on about all the details on how he met this angel in his arms, every now and then she would sleepily chime in adding details. They ended the live with a few goodbyes and giggles.

They loved each other so much, and nothing could get in between them.