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The doctor I work for and the manager went together to my sister's school to get his hair cut 🤦♀️. If I wasn't so weirded out this would feel like a weird sitcom.
#the manager gave our offices business card to the receptionist and was like#we need a student to come cut his hair at our office so pass these around#and the receptionist was like these are students they cant do that legally#and threw them in the trash#anyway I have a job interview for a second job tomorrow because im very weirded out#and I dont feel comfortable at my workplace anymore so yeah#the hair cut has been an argument for weeks now its very bizarre#the manager is like the doctor cant go to the salon he'll be noticed and he needs someone to come to him#but also they need to be cheap#like youre too good to get your hair cut in a salon? alright weirdos#he didnt even tip the student like dude 🤦♀️#my sister was there and trying super hard not to be noticed by them 🥴
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RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.
#I fucking loved this episode but also FUCK- OH UH DON'T READ MY TAGS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET CAUSE UH SPOILERS LOL#dndads#dungeons and daddies#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#dndads s3 ep 5#tony collette#ebenezer white#[breathes]#TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK#choosing to believe there's a chance they save him#I REALLY hope they save him#please these tags were gonna be me rambling about how I'm so ready for him to accidentally become an actual spy#and how Ebenezer is just one more person I need him to have homoerotic tension with#BUT NOW WHAT#Anyways poor Will but also not poor Will cause it was REALLY funny how much everyone was screwing with him this episode zkbfeskgzl#stupidly it was the moth bit that got me the most and particularly Matt describing its journey lmao#Somehow- like I knew the Trudy stuff was gonna be dark but somehow it was even darker than I imagined like fuuuuuck#Also sounds like the people who theorized there'd been an og human Trudy were *probably* right?#Heh. But was it a normal death or was she *murdered* dun dun dun#*Very* excited for Kelsey's boxing match#Francis UH OH GOD??#the two scoops line was perfect though#what else what else... No I'm just caught on that ending now god DAMN it I don't care if they pull some cheap shit to save him#oh actually I know exactly what I want out of this but I'll make a separate post about that one sec lol#undescribed
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Anyway, if you're a fan of Bruce and Steph having a father/daughter relationship you should probably go read about Oliver and Mia.
#maybe i'm over stepping a little because I've only had Mia and Oliver for about three days#but I have read Green Arrow 2001 issues 1-46 in that time#and it really feels like they have the dynamic certain sections of fandom want Steph and Bruce to have#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#oliver queen#mia dearden#green arrow#speedy ii#spoiler#batman#robin iv#batgirl iii#listen#every couple of months someone makes a post about Steph telling Bruce she needs tampons/pads#and Bruce going overboard buying one of everything because he doesn't know what she likes#that's not Bruce Wayne#Bruce Wayne would probably go buy something#but he would also stay on the phone with her the whole time so he can lecture her about not being prepared#which is why Steph would never ask him to do it#there are so many other people she would ask first#but Mia and Oliver?#Yeah that's they're dynamic#Mia would 100% ask him to grab something on the way home#and he would come home several bags of over priced menstrual products#muttering the whole time about microplastics and unsafe chemicals#but also he bought the cheap ones too because he's not sure what exactly she likes#and her comfort matters more than his grips with chemical waste (though he'll never admit that) (she knows anyway)
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Infinite kisses
#I didnt bother squishing n stretching this. I made it in bits and pieces on different days and it took forever to get this far.#I drew this in Medibang and generated the gif online so I hope the quality didnn't turn out crap. I genuinely couldn't tell 😅#connverse#connie maheswaran#steven quartz universe#steven universe#su#my shiz#animated gif#I no joke imagined this to be a 'loading/waiting screen''. And like.. what do I need a loading screen for???? But also#like. What the hell I'll make it anyway#I tried downloading a mobile animation movie maker... The quality is poopoo. Like visually literally low quality crusty. ;-;#But I guess that's what u get for getting a cheap ahh phone 🤷♀️#Woah okay this is actually looping a bit faster than how it looked in my files. Steven chill
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stoick will be like “if my daughter comes out as gay what should i do” and not wait for an answer (aka, the t4t lesbian hiccstrid catholic school au)
#mochis mumbles#my art#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup haddock#trans hiccup#astrid hofferson#trans astrid#catholic school au#<- sorry that this is a tag. i apologize deeply#if you were curious: no they don’t allow makeup but astrid’s teenager emo goth needed to be illustrated#deeply unserious au which asks the question ‘what if you and i were both stealth gay and trans but tuition is cheap for 1 reason or another#we also only see hiccup’s pining here but trust.. Astrid will be on the phone later with heather screaming her head off
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I know exactly who needs to hear this: the reason models and actresses have smooth lipstick borders and the haggard fujoshi in our mirrors dont is because you have to get rid of all the peach fuzz around your mouth to be able to get a solid line with a brush or a liner pencil. otherwise it's like trying to get a crayon to make a solid line on top of a kiwi fruit. no one tells you this. they just expect you to either figure it out by yourself or look bad.
item 2: almost no one can easily or reliably get even, smooth, non-lopsided lipstick application by putting the actual stick of lipstick directly onto your mouth and dragging it around. I mean you sort of can, if you're just dabbing or swiping a light application or a color close to your lip color, but that thing in movies where the lady puts on a full mouth of dark red lipstick in a mirror in one layer in one movement like she's outlining a ghost on a paranormal video screenshot is a male fantasy. you have to use a lip brush or pencil (i really recommend lip brush, pencil still has the crayon texture to it on skin usually) to get a really precise border or edge and to make avoiding fuckups easier and also removing fuckups easier.
you can shave around your mouth with a regular leg razor and it's fine, I do it dry all the time and it's not a big deal. you can also use one of those twinkle razors. or an electric shaver
#pro doom strats#makeup#lipstick#also you dont need a special brush for lipstick#cheap brushes for watercolor or acrylic paint lile the yellow bristle blue handle ones are fine#usually a flat brush wuth a squared off tip is best for lipstick but use whatever works for you
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A handsome and well-fed bunny.
#cuppa's cakes#peter rabbit#vegetables never tasted so good#ALSO tried the diy marshmallow fondant trick and you guys it is a game-changer!!!!#you can make tiny quantities of just what you need AND the colour takes really well AND you don't get food colouring all over your hands#AND it's delicious AND cheap!!!#never buying fondant again
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Canon material referencing popular fandom headcanons is at this point the reddest of red flags for me (not you, Ianthe in leather pants, you are beautiful and a powerful statement about the treatment of women in fan spaces)
#eernatalk#it just means you need to rely on cheap referential work to keep people interested imo#also i dont like it when creators spend time in fan spaces it is weird#and this kind of references are a clear indicator that has been happening
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#making a new post because the old one is stagnating#reblogs appreciated#artists on tumblr#etsy store#etsy sale#jewelry#selling art#my art#commissions open#I found a relatively cheap model that fits my needs but it's like 2k#also update on the hospital that denied me for being queer in OKC:#they are basically refusing to talk to me and will not reimburse me for the wasted travel fees.#null rambles
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barely in time for dunmeshi thursday - the shopify is finally live!!
there are posters (not pictured) and mugs and totes, and shirts from toddler sizes all the way up to 5x!! there are also other shirt colors than white, i just don't like them as much so i didn't bother screencapping; see for yourself in the listings
some of the designs are single-sided prints and others are double-sided to spread the art out more
there's also a bonus design inspired by episode 21 which you can preview under the cut >:3
there is only one color for this shirt. that's all you need for it.
THEY LET HIM MILK THE MINOTAUR!!!
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#draws#my margins are insanely low so these are all abt as cheap as i can make them#i especially ate the costs on the 2-5XL sizes bc i think it's bs that they're always so much more expensive...my margin on one is 4 cents#i'll be adding more of my original art and maybe other fanart stuff at some point but for now....i need to sleep lol#set up shopify and product listings for like 18 hours consecutively and it was a STRUGGLE....hopefully worth it....#feel free to message me if there's a Problem or smth and i'll troubleshoot when i wake up#beyond that: enjoy your dunmeshi thursday!!#also i'm officially dedicating the bonus design to wereralph. i just think he would like it for some reason lmfao
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Hey, I'm really sorry to have to ask y'all, but my family and I are being evicted from our home and we can't really afford to live anywhere else.
We've been saving up for a while and we've found a place we can almost afford, but we're still short about $4,400. So like, if you have anything you can do to help I'd greatly appreciate it, but like, I get that times are tough all around so I totally understand if you don't
Here's a link to my paypal, but like, please only donate if you've got the cash to spare, I don't want anyone to go hungry on my account
#I'm sorry to have to do this y'all ;-;#Idk what else to even do though#like this shabby little trailer we're looking at is like the second cheapest place in the entire town#we're getting kicked out of the first#the rent was dirt cheap due to the asbestos and ghosts and even then we could barely afford it lol#I wish I could offer emergency commissions or something but I've been so paralyzed by the stress of this whole situation#it's hard to do shit like draw and I'm afraid if I do the emergency commissions thing the stress'll just crush me#as if it hasn't been already lol#and I feel bad because there's like#so much more important shit in the world going on rn#and more important voices that need to be heard than mine#but also like#we need a place to live#y'know?#sorry for this again ;-;#pun's text posts#help
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the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change
i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!
i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies
maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs
#ganondoodles talks#personal#rare personal rant#theres more and more changes that feel so weirdly forced#like man#i thought being different was the whole point#like climate and ethics are .. or were .. the core idea and now i guess its just fine to do whatever conventional companies are doing#yeah woohoo lets also do an app thing that forces people to sign up if they want reasonable prices!#smartphones the standard everwhere!#who needs anything physical if you can put it in an a phone so syphon off data directly out of people fingertips!! yea!!!#lets use AI pitcures bc we refuse to hire more graphic desingers and they are jsut so overworked uwu#climate? ethic? whats that#argh#sorry this needed to get out#recently had a stupid conversation with a coworker bc i asked them why we are okay with AI shit now when it goes against what this-#company was presumably founded on#and he was rly defensive and said welll we dont have time and its cheap and also maybe we should got WITH the time#like that last thing especially pissed me tf off#but i cant afford to lose this job#im starting to hate it more though so the dream of being able to stay like this might not be real#i cant get a job in this place that is as nice to my mental health so idk man#i wish i was good enough at merch and online stuff so i could live of that#but even trying to find out how taxes work on that stuff is a nightmare to me
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Do you think if the trolls all came back, like everything in the main comic did happen and they were alive again. Do you think Feferi would actually forgive Eridan? Or want to even be his friend after everything? I don't personally like the erisol and fefertasprite interaction…felt rushed…..so I just wanted to know your opinion if things were different! :)
Yeah, I think they would be! Feferi is one of the trolls who takes dying the least badly (relentless optimism) and Eridan does genuinely feel bad, which means a lot when it's Eridan. I think she really is genuine when she says she wants them to be friends and also that she's really not the type of person to hold a grudge, and like... death is SUPER cheap in Homestuck, it's really not the horrific, irredeemable, irreperable damage that it is IRL - and if you're talking about (Feferi) and (Eridan), then they're both dead (and irrelevent) now, so the score is kind of even.
In general, the fandom - I mean, people in general, really - tend to have difficulty divorcing themselves from other people. We tend to assume that the people and characters they like will hold similar opinions to themselves. This is how people who like Karkat and don't like Eridan can mentally gloss over or even block out their clear, close friendship, or how people who dislike Cronus can end up overlooking that Meenah actually takes his opinion seriously and unironically defends his wizard thing. Feferi really isn't mad at Eridan or upset about dying the way we probably would be, because she's friends with the horrorterrors, relentlessly cheerful, comfortable with death in general, and death is also just not really that big of a deal in this setting. "I'm really sorry about that, that was shitty of me" is honestly probably all the apology she needs, especially if they came back to life anyway.
#i dunno in general the fandom loves to blow stuff up#and make it all way way angstier than it needs to be or was even shown to be#by all accounts feferi takes dying really well#im sure shes still not STOKED to be eridan's friend again but out of all her faults#holding long unreasonable grudges isnt really one of them#(that's a kanaya thing actually)#eridan's always gonna be an annoying pest to her in large doses but i think she basically thinks of him as a friend#also eridan responds to problems overwhelmingly with Fight#so this idea that eridan will be forever mopey and angsty also doesnt ring true to his character#if anything i can see him becoming annoying again because now he won't stop fucking apologizing#like bro chill its fine already oh my god why is everyt)(ing suc)( a PRODUCTION wit)( you#because thats the last point too like#homestuck always returns to humor#hussie even says in the book commentary that homestuck is lighthearted and comedic at its core#that it keeps returning to that as a touchstone#even during its tensest moments like murderstuck theres just constant funnies and gags#so i just end up going kinda :/ when an interpretation is purely maudlin or cathartic#like its more homestuck when its funny and characters treating murder with the same gravitas as irl#not only doesnt make sense in universe where death is cheap - ESPECIALLY for trolls#but also just doesn't really feel very homestuck to me#but that is 100% personal taste so if you like that stuff by all means keep enjoying it lol#you just arent going to get uber angst from me u_u
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aftg textpost (just one)
because I need to affectionately torment people. thank you @quintessential-candles for choosing who went where as I still need to fINISH THE THIRD BOOK. No time to check for mistakes (school) will fix later if any
i am not finished with this series so appreciate it if you're vague with spoilers but don't mind too much either way
#I need to finish these rahhhhhhb#Bee makes things#Aftg#aftg textposts#all for the game#fambles#Also need to figure out how to get tsc since it ain't on Internet archive yet... NOT gonna risk spending money on it (cheap but don't want#To justify purchase to parents so.)#neil josten#Andrew minyard#aaron minyard#Kevin day#renee walker#Dan wilds#danielle wilds#Allison reynolds#Matt boyd#Tylenol post#pharmaceutical reckoning
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My biggest frustrations with the anti-vegan posts that garner thousands of notes on this app are they tend to always be points actively discussed in vegan spaces since their creation.
Veganism varies by circles and isn’t a protected word, so is absolutely used by Instagram dieters and misanthropes who have never considered the oppression of humans, but veganism has also has (and has had for decades) active discussion about the requirement to support human and social liberation alongside that of non-human animals. All leftist vegans I know firmly agree that non-human liberation of the environment and other animals is not going to happen and is futile without just as much focus on all the other injustices in a capitalist society. That includes a holistic boycott whenever possible of products and enterprises that harm humans alongside avoiding animal produce .
Of course like, the tumblr users making these posts probably haven’t seen these vegan circles or discussions because they’re not in them, and the health dieters and non-intersectional single issue focused activists are pretty vocal and infuriating, but still. It’s so infuriating to see people bringing these up as a gotcha towards veganism based off things that vegans have greatly in depth discussions, prioritising the voices of those whom are minorities, for so long.
#vegan#veganism#idk what tags the people on this site use ngl#anyway hi vegans of tumblr read animal liberation and social revolution 🥰#also if this escapes containment: I do not have anything against indigenous sustenance hunting or any survival based hunting#I don’t have anything against disabled people who need animal produce to live due to disability. I also don’t hate poor people who can’t#afford to make choices around avoiding harmful products that hold a financial monopoly 👍 just to get that out the way 😭#(wrt to the last one I’m of the radical opinion we should make it so everyone can use what they like instead of being limited to cheap item#. cheap as in those that are made with harmful labour or damaging to the environment)#cool weekly ramble over
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I forgot how fun MS paint was
#alek art#ninjago#lego ninjago#jay walker#cole ninjago#ms paint#bruiseshipping#sure#2024#using a cheap pen to draw on my touch screen laptop is so healing . uhhh also i needed to draw these two sorry cole qnd jay for#only drawing zane and kai
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