#but also please leave this man alone

[givemeabreakimbig28]

++ idgaf if hes tired, hit rock bottom or about to jump off a bridge

ive hit rock bottom (like genuine depression) multiple times yet i have never said the dumb shit he said?

yet i never said the r slur

yet i was never misogynistic

yet i never congratulated trump

yet i never went on a coke rant in the streets, screaming and yelling at my phone in the middle of the night??

yall will dickride that man until hes dead atp. i’ll pass you a wet wipe when ur done though🤷‍♀️

half those things arent true and im sorry you went through that but i dont think hes actually like depressed or anything or about to throw himself off a cliff( as mentioned multiple times in his live) its honest anger and i dont think its very comparable to depression.

and ofc the election results were not ideal at all and everyone has said much stupider shit overall but hes only called out for it cause hes an idol and its important or sm but like its just another person man calm down

and his first comment was also like reasonable im sorry if you took it the wrong way but thats not his fault and if i say that again aint no one gonna come after me even though i am just another being of the same species. also its true, RIP to women and lgbt cause this country has failed you and you have lost what little right you already have

ik the first time he said the r slur is reading out a comment and then he actually said it back i fully defend that, no one questioned it and thats very hypocratic cause like?? he just called called one and no one said shit btu he not allowed to say it back?????

idek where the misogynistic rumours started but is strongly suggest you do you research before ruining a life for fun maam

that was so clearly sarcasm and he has said that it was sarcastic too if ur mad abt his refrencing taylor thats just ... mmm. how do you even get offended with that

im honestly just annoyed that he went back on his apology the second time cause tbh all of it is so fair it is way too normalized for idols to be suffering this much and my guy has done his time spent so much of his soul to become an idol to be undebuted twice just cause yall dont like a song. its not just a song to him its a life of dreams and its not fair to bring that up right now either.

im really glad he said sm ngl too many idols are stuck suffering in scilence. And that should not be the expectation you know what haters do is thousand times worse than what you see and no one should have to go through that

also annoying someone to the point where he has to quit his career is just sad bro what did he do to you you could always just not listen to his song or unfollow its not hard. but he cant block all of you

[vaxxildamn]

finally…… the legendary Level 20 Scissor Gal-adin

[turtletoria]

the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

[too-many-rooks]

Extremely funny to me that irl Hans’ son marries this guy’s daughter. I mean, all the time I spent terrorising Vavak in game and having a blast blackmailing him… can just picture, a couple of decades later Ulrich meeting his future son-in-law and… oh god, his terrifying babysitter/bodyguard/uncle is that one irritating fuck from all those years back who killed all his men, like, twice, and knows about his capital offences and took tremendous joy extorting him and hauling him over the coals and probably could still get him into serious trouble with whoever sits on the throne… and now he has to make nice for his daughters sake??

(Also, speaking of weird in laws, not sure exactly how they’re related but Hynek and Jitka are both ‘of Kunstadt,’ and I believe from the same noble house, so Hans ends up being (even more?) related to Dry Devil through his marriage to Jitka!)

[devilishalec]

Eurypoli nation?

More under the cut

I've been seeing the trend FLOOD every surface im in, and I HAD to draw them I fear.

Polites is a freak and I just know in the right atmosphere Eurylochus would match his freak just as well .. trust! Freak Polites and Easily flustered Eurylochus TRUST!!!!!

[thedevilsoftruth]

Rewatching and rereading Jojos Bizarre Adventure as an adult is so weird to me.

What the hell do you mean that two possibly gay cowboys, one an Italian executioner whos a prince, the other a disabled southern jockey, go on a horse race for an absurd amount of money and try to find the body of Jesus--who the president ( who is a rapist btw and has a lesbian wife ( this takes place in the 18th century) is also trying to find because it will make him not fat but instead inhumanly strong. What the hell do you mean the disabled southern jockey needs to touch the Italian prince executioners " steel balls " to be able to walk again. What the hell do you mean that a guy who eats rocks can turn into a fucking dinosaur.

That does not make sense to me. I know I was a weird ass little kid, but how could I read that manga and never bat an eye at how silly and absolutely absurd it is

[marragurl]

Dream I had: Brant (aka wuwa Jack Sparrow) and Aalto reenacting that iconic scene from the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie—y’know, the one where Jack and Elizabeth are stranded on a deserted island. I refuse to be the only one enlightened by this!

Brant smelling smoke: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You’ve burned all the food, the shade - the rum!

Aalto: Yes! The rum is gone

Brant: Why is the rum gone?!

Aalto: One! because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete morons. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. Do you really think someone won’t see it???

Brant still distraught: But... why is the rum gone?!

Aalto: -_-

And then they kiss *gets shot*

[kittyslashers]

this is my roman empire.

[good-soupmens]

Ik the good omens fandom has different takes on God as a character, but I like the idea that she DOES have an ineffable plan, and Heaven is doing their absolute worst job carrying it out.

Most angels never talk to God, and they're usually selfish, they don't do the right thing (only what they're told), and it's even possible they're working under a corrupt power (like the Metatron). I like that theory because Metatron IS the barrier between God and the angels. He could easily lie to them and change plans, and we the audience know that "friendly old man metatron" swindling Aziraphale is not what he seems.

But from the beginning, we see inconsistency. Crowley falls from heaven after asking questions/hanging out with the wrong group while Aziraphale is allowed to lie about the flaming sword and change Heaven's plans. God can see how much he cares about humans and the earth by his actions (Crowley being the same), which makes me think that him getting away with it is intentional, not inconsistent or neglectful. ESPECIALLY if Aziraphale and Crowley run heaven and hell respectively in season 3. They have the power to change things, just like they stopped the world from ending the first time. I think Crowley and Aziraphale ARE the ineffable plan.

Their love could bridge the gap between opposing forces in a way that it couldn't if they were both angels. After all, both heaven and hell think they're doing the better thing while they're both not. Crowley and Aziraphale are the best of both sides.

If bringing them together was God's plan, it'd be a powerful story for queer Christians!! A lot of us have been hurt by the church, but we hold on to God's love, which doesn't fail us. We stay in a religion with a history of fighting queerness not because we're all brainwashed, but because we wholeheartedly believe in a God that loves us. Sometimes I see good omens' heaven as an analogy for toxic churches, and I'd love nothing more than for Aziraphale to realize heaven is working against God. Not to mention God using a gay couple to save the world/save heaven from corruption?? I'd kill for that storyline

Secondly, Aziraphale's devotion wouldn't have been for nothing. If God was awful the whole time, it defeats the times he and Crowley reached out, and the moment in the GOs1 finale where Crowley says, "what if you're going AGAINST God's ineffable plan?" to Gabriel and Beelzebub. (It'd almost defeat the purpose of her being the quirky narrator following their story, too.)

Even Crowley, never fooled by "heaven is all good" calls for God in his time of need ("God listening? Show me an ineffable plan.") (Possibly when he reaches to the sky in order to stop time) (Calling for God before Satan in the burning bookshop) (Looking up and muttering "God" after realizing Aziraphale is going to leave him in s2)

Lastly, after the trauma that both Crowley and Aziraphale went through, with Crowley falling and Aziraphale coming to terms with heaven's corruption (and both being mistreated by their side) it'd be nice to have been for a reason. They have every right to grieve and be angry for all that they went through, and the centuries that they weren't supposed to love each other, but I believe the series will end on a positive, sweet note, like the rainbow after a storm.

Like Job, they're losing almost everything (their relationship as it was, the bookshop, and the life they carved out), but they have each other. I think they'll lose everything to save EVERYONE, and in the end, the reward will top the pain. No holding back, no forces hunting them down, just them together after a PAINFULLY long time with everything they'd wanted.

We know that God doesn't get around to answering many questions, but her speech to Job was in part to say "trust me"

She laid the foundations of the earth. She made every living thing. Job couldn't see past the destruction of his life, but she has a plan. Job is a valuable human being, but he doesn't have the power and knowledge of God. God will share her plan when he can make a whale. Otherwise, he can trust that "Most things are fine in the end"

*Aziraphale voice* That's ineffable!

[charleemoon]

just found out will doesn't have severe vision issues and doesn't entirely need his glasses in general settings, and instead wears them to obscure and avoid eye contact with others. he's officially fucking out autismed everyone

[phagodyke]

7hrs into my work day lets play a fun game of how much overtime will they make me do 🥰

[hana-bobo-finch]

“this is a character who, intentionally, plays a very small role and could feasibly be removed from the story with no consequences,” I announce as I continue to give said character traits and motivations and—

[troiasstar]

every time someone calls duke a wayne my eye twitches. its so glaringly obvious that you see him as a toy for bruce to collect rather than his own character.

bruce never adopted duke, his UNCLE got full custody. dukes parents are still alive. bruce may be a mentor to duke, but he is NOT his father.

[lesbiansanemi]

Currently trying not to vomit over the fact that I essentially just lost almost a thousand dollars brb

[uitzinnigmp3]

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[sprucestairs]

Pollux is literally his dad's only kid still alive, and he's not even the favourite child. His dad likes Will more than him.

He likes his favourite cousins boyfriend more than his son.

Like.

At the end of tsats Will and Nico get a hug and "all of you could drown in the lake for all I care, but I'd prefer if you two died last"

Meanwhile Pollux doesn't even see Dionysus for like... at least an entire week after Castor dies. Probably longer. Like yeah Dionysus WAS at camp after the battle of the labyrinth, but he left after curing Chris of madness and convincing the council of cloven elders to give Grover one last chance. I'm pretty sure the next time Pollux sees his dad after Castor dies is when he comes back to camp post Manhattan. And then a couple months later he's gone again bc Zeus doesn't want the gods interacting with the mortal world.

I know that we get a throwaway line from Apollo about Dionysus staying with the twins and their mum, but we've got no idea how long that lasted, or if he was even like. Decent as a father. (I mean, then again it's more than almost any other demigod got)

we've got ZERO direct interactions between Dionysus and ANY of his kids.

Like yeah something something, probably not allowed to show favouritism to his own kids, but since fucking WHEN has Dionysus taken the rules seriously/ at face value. Ignoring rules is the whole reason he's THERE.

He literally just doesn't give a fuck about Pollux. That's the only explanation I can come up with.