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Sometimes I swear y’all care more about eye colour, tattoos, and veiny hands than you do about actual personality and behaviour...
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A little continuation in my Gabriella lives au that already happened here and here.
So my another little headcanon, besides that Miguel is awkwardly attempting here to sorta adopt Gwen and is trying to figure out how to convince her to go back to school, is the night routine.
So Miguel (who read too many parenting guides* to catch up quickly and not fuck up this precious child) strongly believes in leading by example. So since he wants Gabriella to have good sleeping habits after her nightly routine he also goes to sleep at sensible hour. But he can't sleep through whole night so when he wakes up at ungodly hour he does some light work not to wake up her.
Then he prepares breakfast and bento (he totally had to learn to cook, you can't convince me otherwise) and with time he started having a little fun with it and then it became kinda hobby. It helps him wind down so that after he sends Gabriella to school he is actually able to take an extra 1-2 hour nap.
(* as in parenting guides for child of Gabriella age, totally clueless what to do with a traumatized teenager but after the denial he probably will do the homework)
#spiderverse#gabriella o’hara#gwen stacy#hobie brown#margo kess#pavitr prabhakar#pawter purrker#spider gwen#ghost spider#spider punk#spider byte#spiderman india#spidercat#so yeah I guess my habit of wrapping my sad little meow meows in a blanket and feeding them cocoa has caught up to me#i mean this au is not 100% happy#universe still got destroyed#there are random people at hq that got saved with Gabi#and miguel cant go and brood in his lab about it#putting on a front adds double pressure here#but there is potential of also being more mindfull#idk where im going with it#i guess we will see#right now i have no other ideas#but the initial introduction scene#but that would be too long of a comic that isn't a quick joke#so yeah fandom is winding down and i probably wont find motivation or encouragement#but since my fixations usually last long (as you can see lol)#then maybe miracle will happen
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found an old ekurei comic rotting in my files, decided to finish it. upon my rewatch of mp100 i kept noticing how many times dimple was referred to as a pet- but he's not ! ! ! he's a friend :)
#not too happy w the writing but whatevs#sorry matsuo likers if hes ooc i used him as plot device#ekurei#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#dimple mp100#comic#op art#ok continuing my thoughts here bc i dont want a whole essay up there#ik reigen calls him a pet as well but its more joking imo and also#this comic is after s3 when they r sort of friends#in my ekurei timeline tho they aint fusing yet. just pals#maybe have fused a few times but nothin srs yet#for those who dont follow me that will not make any sense lol#but even mob calls him a pet sometimes! or dehumanizes him. like. mob. you are the ghost seer. you should know better#now i could be misremembering that but still#everybody treats him like a mosquito or something which is funny but hes a person#he just looks different :(#long post
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Someone come help me kill my ghoul and skeleton so I can have Ragnvaldr and Cahara in my party
#fear and hunger#enki ankarian#ragnavaldr#cahara#enki#funger#digital art#csp#pixel art#my art#I’m 100% certain that any jokes I make have already been made b4 but I don’t care ☺️🌸#you’ll see it agin lmao#really in love w these dither brushes rn#feel free to tell me if u think I’m going overboard tho lol I’m a all or nothing kind of guy#actually now I’m thinking about trying a lineless dither only drawing..that could look cool..I dont know Im good enough at rendering tho hm#anyway I didn’t know you couldn’t swap party members so now I’m just ambling along w my ghoulish and skele wistfully glancing at rag lmao#as soon as one of them dies I’m running back to him#but so far I’m the only one of the party dying ajksdnalj#the ghoul keeps getting me poisoned too smh 😒#also WHY are these men so naked and shredded!!! my muscle knowledge is not good enough for this… I had to look up so many refs lol#enkivaldr#i am putting this in ship tag actually thanks
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redesigning lucy’s stardresses (because she deserves to have actually somewhat useful transformations and not a bikini for every single one) ALSO the pole is an axe i forgot to label it
#fairy tail#fairy tail 100 years quest#fairy tail fanart#lucy heartfilia#she’s mine now#legally that’s a joke#pretty sure that’s what archery gloves look like#i think her taurus star dress should have armour but i was too lazy to draw it lol#at least leather arm guards or something#pretend that’s what the gloves are LMAO#also idk how many others i’ll do just as a warning lol#azriaann
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Henry is a Boyfriend Hoodie Thief your honor
#red white and royal blue#firstprince#if you look close it might not be the EXACT same hoodie from wardrobe but in universe it is absolutely the same hoodie#you cannot convince me otherwise#there’s no reason why they would be so identical in a fictional love story unless they were meant to be the same#Henry took Alex’s key and said BTW This Jacket Is Also Mine#It Lives With Me Now#plus H already canonically wears Alex’s clothes at the Lake House. dude probably stole that when he left lol Sad Meow Meow Wanted A Mometo#rwrb movie#prince henry rwrb#alex claremont diaz#do I tag this as spoiler?? it’s a hoodie#EDIT: I changed the joke because alas this is not CANON canon but like. come on. it’s the same hoodie in universe it has to be#broke 100
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Scott Pilgrim AU where literally everything is the same except Todd is French 💀
#Scott pilgrim#todd ingram#scott pilgrim fanart#todd ingram fanart#Scott pilgrim vs the world#Scott pilgrim and the infinite sadness#scott pilgrim takes off#spto#took some inspiration from the black and white 20th anniversary boxset 🙏🏾#one of my followers on insta said ‘French Todd in the anime would be funny to show that Wallace likes French guys (mobile)’#and my addition is that SPTO!wallace stops liking Todd bc he gets the ick hearing him speak French French and not Canadian French lmao#LASTLY I think the cleaning lady joke would be funnier if it wasn’t just Todd being stupid but also bc#of him not 100% understanding English#I have years worth of Scott Pilgrim art haven’t posted here lol#des art tag
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I'm finally posting Jax~ He's Vanitas's s/o hehehe (mainly in good timeline but he's also in the canon) Prns are He/They, he's a tasmanian devil btw if you're wondering
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#izuart#izzy oc#jax the tasmanian devil#vanitas the hedgehog#ultimate lifespawn au#human au#sonic oc#sth oc#tasmanian devil#sonadow fankid#fankid au#oc#original character#sonic art#sth art#sth#I LOVE HEEEEEE#but yeah he’s very fed up with vanitas and his bullshit#but vanitas is also the only one he’s patient with when it comes to bs lol#he will gladly tell vanitas to fall over and not get up and yet loves him so much#it’s just how he loves#they’re kinda fushigoro and yuuji coded imo lol#yuuma ichida would voice jax 100% or koki uchiyama#but like he will tell vanitas to go away and d** and ppl are concerned but genuinely he does care for him lmfao he’s just so sick of vanita#or he threatens to take vanitas out himself lmfao and vanitas makes a joke about it and jax is teetering towards violence#also jax is trained to kill but in good timeline he’s just a med student lmfao he’s gotta earn a living somehow since assassin work isn’t i#in canon tho he’s for sure an assassin
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there are some parts of season 10 that imply that the meta was an intentional experiment by the director/counselor or that at the very least they knew what was going on/what was going to happen and didn’t do anything to stop it/wanted it to happen. but that always stood out to me because like. why? they actively want more ai. how does sigma reforming them help? why tear the alpha apart if you’re going to put him back together? but then i thought, well sigmas goal isn’t JUST to reform the alpha. it’s to achieve metastability. and if sigma had the idea that reuniting the fragments might achieve metastability, might the mind he was based on had the same thought?
tear the alpha into pieces. give those pieces life of their own. put them back together, after they’ve grown. create something greater than what you started with.
there’s the question of “why would the director want to achieve metastability”. him being an ai researcher is reason enough on its own, but it’s definitely a pretty extreme way to achieve this. it’s not like the scientific community would be thrilled with the idea of “yeah we can make sentient beings but we gotta torture them first.” and it’s definitely not for the sake of alpha.
but he does have someone else he wants to bring back to life.
#rvb#agent texas#leonard church#the meta rvb#yes anon i did get ur message it just made my brain go down this line of thinking instead lol#also i can’t say ‘put them back together’ without thinking of fnaf 😞#people make jokes a lot about how the director did all that shit to bring back his dead wife but like a lot of what happens on freelancer#has nothing to do with allison#but like. if the goal with the meta was to have them achieve metastability only for the director to take them and turn them into allison…#i feel like this can almost maybe kind of explain the 100 tex bots too? like. kind of? a little?#meta#director
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i'm only ten episodes in but i would risk it all for olivia benson
#law and order svu#olivia benson#the only flaw she has? being a cop......shes perfect otherwise <3333#(im well aware this is a copaganda show i knew that going in lol)#(i just like making jokes that i also 100% mean)#anyway olivia benson im free on thursday nights. or fridays. or saturdays. really any day of the week xoxo#sarah talks
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Max suffered long-term visibility issues after the Silverstone 2021 crash
#posting this so that I won't lose this excerpt#also pls don't spread hate here lol#max verstappen#cota 2021#silverstone gp 2021#insane that we're only finding out 3 years ltr#makes his jeddah not-lap even more insane#and his 2021 season in general#also turns out marko was not joking when he said max's vision turned black at cota 2021 lol#but ig max didn't want it to get out#so marko said it was a cold in the end#british gp 2021#I hope he's ok now#edit: lol wtf some ppl are saying he's lying/it's just getting old when max was literally 23+ at that time...#crazy the lengths that ppl will go to to make sure things suit their narrative#and some ppl are saying he's only saying it cuz now he's not dominating? be fr the interview was asking him for his top 10 wins#so naturally he brought up cota 2021 ans the struggles that made the win even more fantastic#also given he did not mention any 2024 races it seems like the interview was conducted last yr when he was 100% dominating
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happy 2nd birthday to millia rage . they got slurpees for 7/11 .
#diet dr pepper#youre not getting anything more out of me tonighti m tired.#millia#eddie#venom#i like that i did a bigger piece for her joke birthday that is 100 percent not real#compared to this olne which is probably real all things considered LOL#i got really lazy with this one also. ion my defence i just took a nap and its 9 pm#FIUC ITS 9 PM I GOTTA ORDER DINNER
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Ah, no, Pompeii was the city. You're thinking of Pompeii's monster-
#joke doesnt work 100% bc vesuvius has a name#but still lol#couple of my coworkers were talking abt the steam explosion at yellowstone yesterday#and one of them said very ssriously that#yeah if yellowstons errupted it would be like pompeii#which#yes ash every where#but also#no bud
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and another thing about vocal synth fans: we will always find some adult male voicebank to turn into a funny little clown for our amusement. some guy to communally bully in our talkloids, the miserable straightman to the shenanigans, the sad little freak punchline to our jokes. it happened to kaito. it happened to gakupo. it happened genbu. it even happened a bit to kevin (although he seems to have looped around somehow). and it will happen to you too, frimomen. it will happen to you too.
#hell its already begun. or maybe he was born for this role. his origins being that of which they are#the other day i saw a favourite meal announcing dragon parody 'list of past girlfriends' with frimomen#and of course the joke was him going silent for the listing part <3 a classic but it still got me LOL#i dont know why we need to do this. i feel it too though. i see a grown ass man vocal synth and im like I NEED to make him swagless#child and teen vocal synths are mostly safe from our wrath (although we've definitely done a good bit of len bullying)#but the second i see a guy who pays his taxes i NEED to make fun of him <3 <3 <3#a vocal synth tradition. its a tradition#i dunno i was kinda thinking about genbus characterization and how in the japanese fanbase he kind of varies from what ive seen#sometimes hes a nice and calm guy with a tsundere edge. sometimes hes a goofy loud straightman to shenanigans#but overwhelmingly in the english speaking world in talkloids we turn him into this high energy beloved little freak LOL#and i love all characterizations. my own personal version is kind of all combined LOL hes friendly but a little too hype#to me he seems chill at first but is like 0-100 in like seconds <3 like his voicebank <3 <3 <3 i think he feels every emotion so so much#and absolutely suited to the straightman to hijinks role with his grumpier edge when hes embarassed#i also sometimes like to give him a bit of an unearned ego sometimes because of voicebank deprecation#hes clunky but he was the first!!! he was the first!!! hes not owned!!!! he slowly turns into a corncob#thats another characterization that mostly comes from the english speaking side LOL#TO ME genbu is like if ll nico was trying to put on a nice calm guy exterior instead of a cutesy idol exterior#which might be why genbu's becoming my favourite LOL nico was always my fav.....#going back to our favourite little guys to bully i will say nowadays kaito isnt bullied as much. because we have gakupo to bully instead#the bullying can pass on. frimomen. it can be inherited frimomen. watch out frimomen
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Not adding Lucifer OR Belphie bc I want to make this hard and those are the easy answers. Also explain why you chose them out of the others
#no cop out votes either!! I was gonna give a free space that if you chose it you chose to kill them all. but that’s also too easy#every vote is +1 damage against mine and 100+ other obey me fans psyche#obey me#obey me! shall we date?#this is gonn piss a lotta ppl offf. that being said if you choose any of them I will become belphie 2.0#<- all jokes btw don’t get actually mad this is 4 the lols
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Detroit: Become Human -> Favorite Character -> Simon
“You’re lost.. Just like the rest of us.. We didn’t ask for this. All we can do now is deal with it.”
#detroit: become human#detroit become human#dbh#dbh simon#simon pl600#ben lambert#YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO ME#I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH#in a platonic way though#he deserved so much better than what he got#my baby#there isn't enough simon in dbh and this is 100% cage's fault#also#with his golden hair and his blue eyes he could totally be jaime and brienne's son#if only he wasn't.. a robot#no jokes his eyes are insane#I could totally see him being related to brienne#maybe ben lambert and gwendoline christie can do a movie or a series where they are siblings???#one can hope lol#anyways protect this cinnamon roll for ever#the way he is so good at heart and brave and badass and kind and loyal???#all the times he sacrifices himself#crying
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